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A hilarious description of the human condition.

I remember this joke, except it involves a Filipino horse cart rider, with the clock being the one on the Manila City Hall.

Ha Ha. This was funny. I thought that would be the punchline. Poor Camel lol. Great voices the tourist reminded me of the late Pee Wee Herman.😅

I heard this joke years and years ago only it was a Mexican and his donkey. He was sitting on the ground and did the same thing to the donkey to see the clock on the tower.

BOY!!!! THAT one caught me by surprise!!! THAT is what makes your jokes so funny ( sur hope that camel didnt have FLEAS)!! 😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! ROF LMAO on THAT one!!

Rufus was a good-ole boy from the backwoods. One day he got a letter from an attorney that was representing a distant relative that had recently passed away in Boston. The relative had a will, and left quite a bit of money to Rufus, but he had to fly to Boston to receive it in person. Several of his relatives and friends chipped in money and bought him a plane ticket. Rufus had never been on an airplane before, and was quite nervous as he was boarding the airplane. Rufus took his seat, and pulled out his Bible and started to read it. A man sitting across from Rufus saw him reading his Bible and he asked, "Hey, are you one of those Bible Thumpers?" Rufus said, "Well, I ain't no Bible Thumper, but I believe what I read in the Bible." The man asked him, "Surely you're not dumb enough to believe that story in the Bible where Jonah got swallowed up by a big whale, and stayed 3 days in his belly, do you?" Rufus said, "If it's in the Bible, and God said it, I believe it. That's that!" The man said, "You aren't ever going to know for sure." Rufus said, "When I go to heaven, I'll find Jonah, and I'll ask him myself." The man said, "Well, what if Jonah isn't in heaven?" Rufus said, "Well then, you can ask him!"

Meanwhile, a local news TV channel reports that the missing city bus has been found on the mayor's front lawn with Paddy's wallet in it. Paddy's week is going to be interesting.

I’m not sure what’s funny about spousal abuse?

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Did you hear about the Irish man learning his dog to wee in the gutter he fell off the roof and killed himself 🐕

This was funny. I had a feeling that was the ending lol. I hope nobody was on the bus.Great voices😅

I guess the buss driver must have been having a few himself huh? ( wonder how long it took the drunken bus driver to miss HIS bus )!!! 😮😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂!!!!

Just as I thought stolen Bus and it knew the route home I thought only horses could do that. One and a half teaspoons of vanilla helped in the production of this comment🤗🙄😇💖💘🖤💜💙💛🧡❤️💗💓💞💕♥️❣️💟💚🍀💚💟❣️♥️💕💞💓💗❤️🧡💛💙💜🖤💘💖🖖🧓👍

Now that you've posted this @LOL the Police might have a purge on Public Transport. This means that Paddy could get "Bus-ted" 😂😂😂 Ooof; time to grab my Coat & walk home 😁😁😁 lmfao.

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Might be an oldie but i don’t think I'd heard it before. 😂😂

You laugh now, but in less than 20 years that same Little Johnny will be your Congressman....

That was really good.....

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Funny but a matter-of-fact

"So what would be the first thing you'd do as President?" "I would declare myself dictator, then rob and imprison masses of people too weak to resist." "Then you're a Republican."

HAHA. That's a good one .Maybe the kid would keep the money in America where it belongs. Well I won't get on the subject of politics😅

I should have seen that coming.

A preacher and his wife were married for 40 years. For 40 years, he gave a rousing sermon every Sunday. 40 years ago, when then the preacher and his wife were married, on the first night together, the preacher noticed a big box in the corner of the room. He asked his wife what was in the box. She told him, "You see that box in the corner? That box belongs to me. I want you to swear that you will never, ever, open that box." The preacher swore that he would never open the box. 40 years pass and the preacher never opened the box. Then, one day, curiosity overwhelmed him. His wife went shopping, and while she was gone, the preacher opened the box. The box was stuffed full of cash money. All denominations of cash. Sitting on top of the money were 3 chicken eggs. When the wife came home, the preacher confessed. He said, "Honey, I opened that box. Please, explain to me what is going on." The wife said, "40 years ago when you started preaching, everytime you had a bad sermon, I would put an egg in that box." The preacher was relieved, and said, "Hallelujah, 40 years of preaching, and I only had 3 bad sermons!" The wife said, "Well, no. Everytime I reached a dozen eggs, I would sell the eggs and put the money in the box!"

I am a democrat and have to admit that is a funny one.

Unfortunately, where I live, it's all the same no matter which party you're on - and we're talking about upwards of ten parties.

Republican - Democrat. To be fair I don't understand 🇺🇸 Politics. Having said that - if anyone is prepared to work for Food, Accommodation, Whatever - then I understand the young lad's point of view.

Sad.

Lady walking home meets her fairy God mother. Hi! Three wishes, blah blah. I know the first one and it's granted. Bit greedy but never mind. OK, number two, I want to get home to a delicious meal and number 3, open the drawer and find it full of tenners. OK both granted. Lady gets in and to her surprise her husbands home early. No meal, just a dirty plate in the sink. What's for tea? She says Oh I'm fine love. Already eaten. Oh and I had a bonus in work so I'm buying a motorbike. Her face drops. Oh and guess what else? He says. I went upstairs and who was there but Brad Pitt! We had a few beers and I had to call him a taxi. Had a good day?

This is not only plagiarized but as old as the hills. FFS, dude. Do some work besides copying shit.

An oldie, but goodie!

I respectfully say I don't understand the joke! Oh I get it now he was playing the part of an inebriated driver. Slow on the up take but I am smiling at the joke and my residual blondness 😂🎉😂😅😊🖖🧓👍🍀🌟💚💝💚🌟🍀and yes I have had my teaspoon of organic vanilla

This was funny. Sounded sorta like myself sometimes, and I don't even drink lol. Great voices😅

Dave Allen joke from 40 years ago. Still good

To continu above I wonder if the " COP " wrote him a DWI tickit any way then just LIED about it!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮🤐🤐😨😨👹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!

VERY GOOD!!!!! THAT ONE caught me COMPLETLY by surprise!!!! Rof lmao on THAT one!!! ( wonder if the " OP

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As funny as this is, it's probably a crime 🤦

A man and his wife were so poor, all they had to eat were potatoes for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, potatoes. One day the man went to work and when he got there, he found out that he was being laid off from his job. Sadly, he walked home thru the park wondering how he was going to tell his wife he had just lost his job. He sat down on a bench and wondered what he was going to do. He thought, "Me and my wife are so poor, all we have to eat are potatoes, what are we going to do?" All of a sudden, he heard a faint voice saying, "Help, help!!" He looked down on the ground and saw a fairy trapped by a twig. He lifted the twig off of the fairy and freed her. The fairy was very grateful and said. "Thank you sir for helping me. In order to show my gratitude, I will grant you and your family three wishes. You can wish for whatever you want." The man was so excited, he thought that he was going to be rich, and all his problems would be solved. He ran home to tell his wife of their good fortune. Meanwhile at home, his wife was fixing potatoes. She thought to herself, "My husband and I are so poor all we eat are potatoes. I'd like to fix them in different way. I wish I had a potato masher." All of a sudden, ZAP!!, a potato masher popped in her hand! Just then, Her husband came home and told her about the encounter with the fairy. When he finished telling her the story, the wife said, "Oh,oh! I think I used up one of your wishes". The man asked, What did you wish for?" She said, "A potato masher." The man said, "WHAT!! We could have been rich beyond our dreams and you wish for something like that!! You know where I wish you had that potato masher?" They had to use the other wish to get it back.

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Brilliant

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WHEEEEEEW!, thank goodness neither one is my wife..............she passed away from diabetic complications in April of 2020, and thankfully NOT THE COVID❗ But, Alzheimers DID run in her family, and she was in the very early stages of it when she passed 😔

Ha Ha .This was funny I knew that would be be the ending when she said she bought two test. Yep, that's a 👱‍♀️ for ya. Great voices.😅

When i was a blond in my laye sixties i didn't have to buy such things i was wondering if they sell six packs 😂❤😂😮😊😮

Guess that confirms the TEST!!!! but TWINS???????????? ANOTHER great joke 😮😮😲😲🙈🙉🙊🤐🤐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ROF LMAO AGAIN!!!!

OMG...... Will her "Twins" be #ArnoldSwarzenegger and #DannyDeVito 😁😁😁😁😁

A blonde girl knocks on a man's door. The man opens the door. The blond says, "Sir, I'm working my way through college. I'm really broke. Do you have any work that you need done?" The man thinks a minute, then he says, "I'll tell you what. Go around to the back of the house. In the garage, you'll see some cans of green paint and some brushes. I need you to paint my porch." The blonde says, "OK", and she goes around to the back of the house. About 4 hours later, she comes back to the man's door. She knocks on the door. The man opens the door, and sees that the blonde is covered in green paint from head to toe. He shakes his head in amazement when he sees her. He said, "OK, you worked about 4 hrs. How about $20 an hour, hows 80 bucks sound?" The blonde says, "That sounds great. That really helps me out. By the way, that's not a Porsche, that's a Ferrari!"

Poor old Paddy 😂😂😂

Killa dilla fab