🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man left work one afternoon, but instead of going home... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man left work one afternoon, but instead of going home... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck...
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his incredibly angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade of his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife...
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results...
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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I didn’t see that one coming and nor did he apparently.
That was a good one. Way to go wife lol😅👀
Not what I expected at the very end.
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Oh damn!!!😮
That is GREAT .
Thank you Dan! 😀
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that was good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks! 😀
So you could say she was a sight for sore eyes 😮 i dont have my glasses on so i am wondering how many other people have the same thought ❤😂❤😅
Good one Linda! 😂
nice one!
😆😆😆😆😆 You're great with the voices 👍💃🏼👍
Thank you! 😀
He got battered like a Cod 😂
Are you FIN-ished? These puns are on a lower SCALE...😀
@@loljokes 🤪🤪🤪
Sorry, can't help myself lol.
Oh-my-COD... get a life! 😋
@@loljokes Uh oh.......
If you weren't the host I would believe that I'm being trawled.
I can do this all night but we'll draw a line 🎣 if you want.
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He really got you HOOK, LINE and SINKER!
An older woman was on her deathbed. She called her husband to her side. She asked him, "When you have the funeral, please let my mother ride in the first funeral car with you." The husband said, "Are you kidding?" The old woman said, "Please, please, this is my last request." The husband said, "Let her drop dead and ride in the hearse with you!" The old woman pleaded and pleaded. Finally, her husband said, "OK, OK, I'm going to let her go. But remember, I want you to know it will really ruin my whole day!"
Sorry, didn't get that one Glenn... 😀
@@loljokesI think maybe the joke is meant to be that even though his wife just died, his MIL sitting next to him "ruins his day"
@@Batmann_ Oh duh... Thanks, I guess I had a "brain fade". ha, ha...
@@loljokes Eh, idk, the joke is fairly tenuous
In 1986 I got married. We split after two years but never got a divorce. I've been happily married since 1988. I haven't seen in once in all those years.
I'm not sure of this, but I don't think you can marry someone until you are divorced. I'm from the USA, so it might be different in other countries... probably none of my business anyway... 😂