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I remember growing up in school if something was stupid it was gay and if they were idiots they were called a fag. Later in life, I learned that a cigarette in British slang is known as fag. Oh, the turmoil it would cause over here in our dumb country.
My Dad was the same way Kvon!! & he spoke that way till the day he died in January 2017. I miss that sweet dear man every single day of my life, he was the best Father in the world ❤
I'm queer and this shit is nonetheless nose and hysterical as shit. I remember, back in then 90's, our GSA leaders came back from a conference and we were no longer The Gay Rights Community/Movement. We were now the GLBT Rights Community/Movement. That's right y'all the was first until entitled twits like her put the L first for "Progress and Equality." Well just who the Hell do they think they are to pilfer the labour of others? Sounds like the same group of entitled people. But on the upside, at least now we know who "They," are. 😂
Please tell me where I can get this on beer, shaving razor, cereal, crackers, syrup, chips, cookies, pet toys, hairbrush, sunglasses, car sunshade. Just the NORmal everyday items you expect a message on.
I used to be woke. I was constantly getting triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Finally I grew out of it, and went to preschool.
Im gay and i dont understand how people get offended when someone doesnt name the community "correctly", like its not their fault the lgbt community adds a new sexuality ever single damn day.
Lol that's not actually what asexual means, asexual means you don't want or have sex, it evolves from biology with things like jellyfish that don't need a mate to reproduce. The jokes were still funny though.
gay lgbt is published all over the world to increase pervert relationships, the young generation continues to deteriorate. God created two genders, they complement each other and produce a new generation, but porn and lgbt are the biggest danger for the new generation. The family should take care of its children from a young age and raise them. People who lack attention and love tends to be gay
I didn't speak English as a kid . I learned it from a thing called a Phonics book . Now , I English is as natural as can be . I'm pretty good at it , till this day ... Pronouns ? I thought it was wild when I learned how to spell " comb " then I learned how to spell " bomb " . And now people say " like " for no reason at all .
I am a disabled woman who laughs at myself all the time. I cannot remember who said it, but some American author once said "To laugh at others is cruel; to laugh at ourselves is essential."
You're not alone. From one G to, I'm assuming another G, I can go as far as the Q. Btw, I'm offended that it got switched from GLBT to LGBT, like it was at the beginning. Everyone knows that the man should come first! (I'm just kidding, for any of those out there who can't take a joke.)
"beginning to" 😆Son, 40 years ago people were saying the same thing. Be it stopping the N-Word, or using the term "Indian", or the term "Oriental", or gay in place of the word stupid, etc etc etc. Making people believe that they're under attack RIGHT NOW is the trick.
Hit a tipping point maybe. I think a lot of the bud light drama is built up frustration and people just having had enough of years of political correctness in general. People like Andrew tate taking off. Tate is a proper tool. But also speaks some truths others are too afraid to. And people love him for it.
Haha lol. Dude that's something that's missing in this country, people being able to take a joke. When comedians make fun of white rednecks I laugh my ass off...cause I'm like "I'm the guy they're making fun of and I see why they're making fun of me."
@user-he6un6sj3c The T needs to move on and take the rest with it. Once again we're seeing as sexual deviants and predators. They're not helping anyone.
@@foxspokane Well, only a homosexual male can be gay. Homosexual females are lesbian so that gay community is actually male centric. Or it was when it was good. Now it's a big disaster.
Eh, the next gen might not be so on edge if we as a country actually tried fixing problems instead of ignoring them. Or on the them more extreme front stopped labeling any level of social progress as woke and attacking it.
It's interesting you say that as (for context only) I am ace. I remember years back a friend who identified as queer state I was, by default, queer for being ace and part of the LGBT+ automatically (this friend was very inclusive and warm, as you can gather.) I had never thought of myself as queer (I honestly had not thought much on it, but I could see how either way of looking at it could make sense.) Anyway, did some digging and learned there was a LOT of infighting in the LGBT+ While there are many warm and welcoming people associated with it, I came across many who also did not want certain orientations to join (many spoke about people who could mask as straight and said that they would not be subjected to the same degree of bullying etc. and therefore "shouldn't quality" (I personally don't care...it's more the level of anger some people display towards others that also don't fit the typical mould.) Later, in my 20s, I was looking at an ace page out of curiosity (forum for people who identify as asexual) and I didn't see any squabbling, really, ever on the AVEN sites. Mostly a lot of talking about fictional characters who they thought could be ace, and more talk about their interests in general, and meet up board game groups and such. It had a very different feel. I remember reading a couple posts where some new members said they had tried to join an LGBT chat but they felt harassed or "pushed out" and so left. A couple used a term similar to your sister....mafia, or gang, or something. So yeah, I think there is a lot of infighting. I have heard that from others.
Damn it is awesome. i follow you one fb for few months. now here. You're one of the few comedians who are genuinely funny and have a smooth delivery. I burst out laughing everytime. Keep it up Man.
Posie Parker was at a collegiate women's swim meet last year to protest the fact that the man Lia Thomas (aka Liar Thomas) was swimming. Some wokey-woke guy in the bleachers near her said she couldn't comment on whether Lia is a woman or not because Posie is not a biologist. Posie hit back with this zinger: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog it."
@@hubristicmystic Did what I said offend you? Is there something wrong with being happy as I am as a heterosexual? It seems overwhelmingly that those that differ from the norm are the unhappy ones.
@@mrofnocnon Exactly! Also, the population most heavily infected with AIDS are gay and bisexual men (CDC.Org) You see the anus is not designed for sex. It’s unhealthy and can lead to cancer. There’s actually special clinics for gay men who suffer from this. Real sex is literally between a man and a woman. Other forms are recreational only! But I get attacked by liberals for stating facts! I have no hatred. I see us all as human beings deserving of respect. I just don’t agree with being lgbt. 😢
@@BlockDefender the “people” own everything together. Meaning you have no personal property or possessions. All of the nonproductive humans enjoy the fruits or your labor. Government has a perceived lack of control when in reality it’s the government who owns everything. Day one of communism seems great on paper. Day two to death, which is usually pretty quick, is hell on earth as every citizen is now equally poor.
@KvonComedy what's even nore funny is that she actually nailed Marsha Blackburn point! Sex and gender (what is a woman) is a biological fact, not a feeling. Ketanji didn't say, "idk, I'm not a psychologist" In Romans 1, God said, "professing to be wise, they became fools". It goes on that because "they" chose to ignore the truth He (God) turned them over to their depravity and gave them a reprobate mind. I completely see the Left and WOKE mob in Roman's 1.
About sums up the LGB community being attached to the insane TQ+ community. One is sexuality and how you're born and the other is roped in gender identity, pronouns, and ridiculous victimization
25 years ago people like me were in college. Now people like me are on cruise ships. Shit hasn't flipped, the fun people just got older. We didn't change.
You didn't grow up in propaganda socialist Republic of America & the western world... Communists won the war.... Catholic Holy Roman Emperor sent by God will crush them & their puppets & masters .
I identify as being part of the cruise ship gang. Of course I won’t actually go on one because I am terrified of the ocean, but I am a Cruise guest ally!
I’m 19 and attend a Liberal college. You are not exaggerating anything. You are just saying what is happening. Every time I give my opinion, people call me racist, transphobic, sexist and misogynistic. While all those things are true, I do not like being called out everywhere I go.
@@kvoncomedy I liked the joke, laughed pretty hard (also at the asexual one, because that's my orientation). But I do think people over react, when it come to the whole they/them thing. Like, wanting to make people call you by made up pronouns like xey/xer or what have you is silly and illogical, I agree. But you can actually refer to a single individual by they/them and its grammatical correct, even if said usage isn't the most common so people tend to forget it already existed before the whole gender debate became more prevalent.
@@FallingStar1080 It already is used that way though. And has been in the past. Just because you aren't aware of that particular application of your grammar doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Dude there's tons of grammar rules the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about, because you don't need to know. Doesn't mean the thing in question isn't still a valid and correct usage. Like with all kinds of things, if your knowledge in a particular field isn't extensive, you shouldn't be arguing so vehemently. And when someone does point out something you thought about the thing is actually incorrect, you should learn the lesson and move on, instead of insisting that you're in the right, when the evidence is absolutely against you. And this doesn't just concern the pronoun and grammar thing alone anymore. People just need to let people be people, man.
@@show_me_your_kittiesVery true! All those third world countries can suck it, America comes first!!! Idgaf about starving African Children, we need to ban pronouns once and for all😤
As a part of the queer community, this was actually one of the funniest things I've heard. Sometimes people get offended for absolutely no real reason, it's best to simply ignore them and make fun of 'em
I remember talking to a friend about him doing a show with his girlfriend. I asked "Oh are you getting ready for the show on friday with that new girl. She seems talented." He corrects me, "THEY are really excited to be working with me and we should have fun." I innocently replied, "Oh so it's like multiple people in the band?" "No it's just them." I never felt so confused....
Singular they has been around for a long time. Person online you don’t know? They. Animal you don’t wanna look at their genitals to find out what to call them? They. Androgynous person at the grocery store? They.
Yeah, even trans people are confused about the whole pronoun thing. We don’t need that crap. It does nothing for us so if you know someone that uses incorrect pronouns then they are posers wanting attention. Same with cross dressing and body alteration and castration. None of that stuff benefits us.
@@jeremy6528 He's funny. And I am supporting LGBT before it became fashion to do. A comedian"s routine is to chock, cross lines, and make fun of. Kvon did not say anything that would feed racism. It is not because you have no sens of humor that everyone miss it.
Why do some of these people think they're sexual preference should be my business for some reason? I don't think my sexuality should be anybody's business except my own and whoever I'm giving the business to . People stay in your lane
This crowd wants to talk about their genitals and who/what they like to rub them on and when normal people get disgusted they become offended. Clown world.
Exactly Nich... so should I hang a flag from my house that let's everyone know I like big boob blondes?? 😂 It's amazing how its so important for some people to NEED to feel special. You're g ay??? Big deal... yawn.
@@benjaminreynolds3780 They are evil. It's why they're targeting children with their idealology and why they physically attack, harass, and dox people.
I'm not your joke. I took care of my ill mother and now of my 85 years old father while my 4 heterosexual brothers do nothing. Really, I'm not your joke. A discriminatory middleeastern triggering you to get your hates out and get some money out of it.
Yeah, couldnt have used a new Third Person Singular that claims them to be neutral but not an "It", instead they all have to go for plural. That's just confusing to the poor little kids 😅
@@Chris-gx1ei they has been used as a singular pronoun for centuries tho? and people do use xe/xem too, but some people get upset at being asked to use new words while also denying using one thats been around for centuries. its a lose lose with some people.
Comedy has always been offensive. Britain nearly banned the masterpiece that is The Life of Brian - why because it offended religious sensibilities. George Carlin made a career out of offending the religious types by making fun of the absurdities of religion. Don't let people tell you offense is something new, its just the focus and subjects have shifted.
@@ryry854 yes, good comedy has always been offensive, but usually there were a few specific hot points such as religion, now it's basically everything. Carlin kept going, Chapelle will do the same, but can't help but wonder what happens to the "little guys" that do not have the staying power of Chapelle.
Finally, someone I can relate with. I'm a gay man who doesn't identify with the LGBT-whatever crowd. Fuck the labels. I'm just a normal guy who likes men haha. Life's too short to be getting triggered by every little thing. We all need to laugh at ourselves and the insanity of this world.
@@a1pha_star*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅ *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️ *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
@@iamthegreatest4872*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅ *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️ *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
I'm bi, and was laughing nonstop at this! Anyone who finds this offensive either feels the need to unnecessarily get offended on other's behalf, or have no clue how to take a joke or laugh at themselves, which is actually a very valuable skill in life.
I hate those idiots, that small minority that just screams and annoys in our community is ruining it for everyone else. They think they "help", but just annoy everyone outside and making them angry at the whole community, pushing everything into a bad spotlight.
As someone who's bi, I absolutely love this. The "community" has gotten absolutely ridiculous, though I've never felt the need to join. I am what I am, and I don't feel the need to shove it in everyone's face. Keep on with your comedy, my dude - it's nice to see someone out there still has sense and is also hilarious!
I feel the T contradicts LGB... Because they claim that Anyone can be any sex. But as LGB you understand that you have an actual sexual preference.. and therefore recognise, there are two sexes.
"We gotta learn our gay b c's ".....nearly shot coffee out of my nose laughing when I heard that part!!!!! Absolutely LOVE it!!!! I'll be recycling that one. Lmfaooooooooo😂
Huge sign of immaturity is coming to a comedy club, getting mad at the jokes,and raining on everybody else's parade. Very easy going, chill, easy to talk to individual right there
I thought this was gonna be a video where a woman at this particular event got mad, and expected it to be the woman that shouted "Woo!" when Kvon asked where all the LGBT people are at.
I think they were confused because someone who has sex with themselves is Autosexual not asexual. Asexual is someone who doesn't have a sex drive/doesn't like sex. The A means "not" like how atheist means not theist or apolitical means not political.
@@ViridianFlow Asexual has always been a species or animal that can procreate with multiple sexes. Mostly animals that are only one sex, hence why they don't need two sexes to procreate. Just because Google tells you something or your liberal friends change the definition doesn't mean it's the new normal. Read a biology book.
Click share on this video if you agree w/ my Dad and the original 3 letters... LOL
see you on tour kvon.tv (so many cities listed)
Good for you for highlighting that part of your routine. Break a leg!
I remember growing up in school if something was stupid it was gay and if they were idiots they were called a fag. Later in life, I learned that a cigarette in British slang is known as fag. Oh, the turmoil it would cause over here in our dumb country.
My Dad was the same way Kvon!! & he spoke that way till the day he died in January 2017. I miss that sweet dear man every single day of my life, he was the best Father in the world ❤
What do the original 3 letters stand for? I’m from Portugal and didn’t get that part.
I'm queer and this shit is nonetheless nose and hysterical as shit. I remember, back in then 90's, our GSA leaders came back from a conference and we were no longer The Gay Rights Community/Movement. We were now the GLBT Rights Community/Movement. That's right y'all the was first until entitled twits like her put the L first for "Progress and Equality." Well just who the Hell do they think they are to pilfer the labour of others? Sounds like the same group of entitled people. But on the upside, at least now we know who "They," are. 😂
As a PROUD member of the IDGAF+ community I approve this bit.
Stealing this, just wanted to say thanks.
Good 1
YES! I’m joining you!
Im starting the new LMAO- community
Please tell me where I can get this on beer, shaving razor, cereal, crackers, syrup, chips, cookies, pet toys, hairbrush, sunglasses, car sunshade. Just the NORmal everyday items you expect a message on.
I used to be woke. I was constantly getting triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Finally I grew out of it, and went to preschool.
I was tracking you hard until the last sentence lol. Nice!
@@brentmckenzie2793 Haha. I like to keep people in suspense until the very last word!
@@tomfuller5585 mission accomplished
This section full of comedians lol
@@Vulpas On many of these, I skip the video and go straight to the comments. I get lots of material here!
Im gay and i dont understand how people get offended when someone doesnt name the community "correctly", like its not their fault the lgbt community adds a new sexuality ever single damn day.
Like any other group there are people who like to use their rights as a landmine for people to step on.
Its annoying
Your comminity is not acceptable...you're either a man or woman. Nothing more nothing less
Back in the olden days we just called people horny and would screw anyone
yea the truth is:
It is impossible to accidentally offend someone. If you arent doing it on purpose, it isnt your fault.
Lol
4:38 the guy saying “what” is how everyone else felt 💀
Lol that's not actually what asexual means, asexual means you don't want or have sex, it evolves from biology with things like jellyfish that don't need a mate to reproduce. The jokes were still funny though.
@@TerrawayYT 🤓no one cares
Nobody cares
@@TerrawayYTwhile the other comments said it better, It's called a joke. Don't look at it too seriously made
gay lgbt is published all over the world to increase pervert relationships, the young generation continues to deteriorate. God created two genders, they complement each other and produce a new generation, but porn and lgbt are the biggest danger for the new generation. The family should take care of its children from a young age and raise them. People who lack attention and love tends to be gay
Never trust anyone who can't laugh at themselves 😂
I didn't speak English as a kid . I learned it from a thing called a Phonics book . Now , I English is as natural as can be . I'm pretty good at it , till this day ... Pronouns ? I thought it was wild when I learned how to spell " comb " then I learned how to spell " bomb " . And now people say " like " for no reason at all .
Like leftists....
I am a disabled woman who laughs at myself all the time. I cannot remember who said it, but some American author once said "To laugh at others is cruel; to laugh at ourselves is essential."
@@LadyJennyfer75 I think you would like Josh Blue . He makes fun of himself in a hilariously great way .
@@bigguy7353
There it is! 😭 lol
As a proud member of LGTVHD4K+ community. I approve this skit
Who cares what you approve or not, humor isn't moraly judgable
Haaaa!
@@martinklass8331 you retard didnt get his hilarious joke
😂😂 i literally laughed out quietly upon reading this 😅😅😅
I laughed out loud,
"Gay B C's" XD this guy is great man. I love his humor!
I'm not your joke. When I'm trying to make a better world, you are laughing at LGBT.
@@neoflyboy Jokes meant to be laughed at.
@@neoflyboy lgbtwhatever is a joke
@@neoflyboyhahahahahahaha
Ya that is inspired and I am using it!
I'm gay and I don't even know what half the letters stand for. I loved this bit
You're not alone. From one G to, I'm assuming another G, I can go as far as the Q. Btw, I'm offended that it got switched from GLBT to LGBT, like it was at the beginning. Everyone knows that the man should come first! (I'm just kidding, for any of those out there who can't take a joke.)
I don't to learn my gay ABC's
@@ouiroc Isn't it supposed to be gay b c's? LOL
@@ouiroc you have to if you don't want to be murked by the Alphabet Mafia
its near impossible to keep up with all they shii they be addin
I like how society is beginning to get sick of political correctness
"beginning to" 😆Son, 40 years ago people were saying the same thing. Be it stopping the N-Word, or using the term "Indian", or the term "Oriental", or gay in place of the word stupid, etc etc etc. Making people believe that they're under attack RIGHT NOW is the trick.
Society is sick of it, but when your local President and beat cop on your street are both politically correct, what are you left with?
Hit a tipping point maybe. I think a lot of the bud light drama is built up frustration and people just having had enough of years of political correctness in general.
People like Andrew tate taking off. Tate is a proper tool. But also speaks some truths others are too afraid to. And people love him for it.
The whole world hate political correctness.
I don’t think the majority of society ever cared it was msm pushing it and wanting us to believe that people cared
If you're offending them, you're doing a good job.
200 likes and no reply, lemme fix that.
@@isaacenrique3101 🤘🤘 thank you
Pissing people off is all part of the fun!
@freakishlyfeline Hell ya it is
tbh mate it honestly doesn't take much. have a pure meltdown by calling it a she instead of a horse or whatever they come up with now
This is how we need to be address the alphabet people, with pure humor.
Ridicule and distain as well.
A joke for a joke 😂😂
Totally agreed, and if they get offended that's their problem
"those were the original letters"
Those were the best letters. Simple and easy to remember.
LGB was a lot better wasn't it, without all the identity crisis's and pronouns
It’s sad that this isn’t even a joke. It’s a true story. We are living in a literal joke.
The best comedy is rooted in truth.
South park is worldwide now
why you think they start calling this the clown world
we actually live in an episode of south park
"We are living in a..." - Every Doomer ever
As a Mexican I am extremely offended that he didn't make fun of Mexicans a few more times.
And that's why I like you guys 💪
you guys have it made, nobody ever mentions us Canadian immigrants!
@@donveitch5812 lol
Haha lol. Dude that's something that's missing in this country, people being able to take a joke. When comedians make fun of white rednecks I laugh my ass off...cause I'm like "I'm the guy they're making fun of and I see why they're making fun of me."
I'm just offended that he didn't label us Africans as hungry, thirsty and poor tribesmen 😠
As a gay man , anything passed LGB has set the gay community back thirty years.
"For years, the LGBT community lived in peace, until the alphabet mafia attacked."
@user-he6un6sj3c The T needs to move on and take the rest with it. Once again we're seeing as sexual deviants and predators. They're not helping anyone.
Agreed! All of my gay friends born in the 60-70s agree! I asked them… one friend said she didn’t subscribe to the alphabet club…
@@foxspokane Well, only a homosexual male can be gay. Homosexual females are lesbian so that gay community is actually male centric. Or it was when it was good. Now it's a big disaster.
GET A GRIP
That was GREAT. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
"Im here to protest, I just dont no why yet". THE TRUTH!
Me Me Meme on CZcams. So funny.
@@blackrhino3442 I will steal your horn to make money
i am only here to protest so i can get fined (paid)
I'm offended, I just don't know why yet!
Won't know till I get my dnc cue card and Soros cash.
As a PROUD member of the LGTVHD+ community I approve this bit.
haven't you heard, it's already been updated to LGTVHD+4/8K )
@@iddeegee 😂
There's an update to that. It's now LGBDISNEY+
copied and pasted comment. tard.
@@konaqua122 LOLOLOL
,,I didn't know they did a update“ 🤣😂
As a proud member of the LGBT-I7-RTX-4090-32GB-RAM-NVME-SSD Community, I approve this skit
Now, I just need your expiration date and your CVV number, please.
is this ur ssn?
@@noodlemaster2481no the countries vaults Ssn 😂
To be fair:
When are spoiled children NEVER angry?
When we get what we want! Lmao 🤣
When you beat them.
@@Ramiro.salcido 🤣
Or leftists.....
Eh, the next gen might not be so on edge if we as a country actually tried fixing problems instead of ignoring them. Or on the them more extreme front stopped labeling any level of social progress as woke and attacking it.
My sister, who's a lesbian, calls them "the alphabet mafia" 🤣
I call them the "alphabet soup group" or the "ku klux crayons". 😂
It's interesting you say that as (for context only) I am ace. I remember years back a friend who identified as queer state I was, by default, queer for being ace and part of the LGBT+ automatically (this friend was very inclusive and warm, as you can gather.) I had never thought of myself as queer (I honestly had not thought much on it, but I could see how either way of looking at it could make sense.)
Anyway, did some digging and learned there was a LOT of infighting in the LGBT+ While there are many warm and welcoming people associated with it, I came across many who also did not want certain orientations to join (many spoke about people who could mask as straight and said that they would not be subjected to the same degree of bullying etc. and therefore "shouldn't quality" (I personally don't care...it's more the level of anger some people display towards others that also don't fit the typical mould.)
Later, in my 20s, I was looking at an ace page out of curiosity (forum for people who identify as asexual) and I didn't see any squabbling, really, ever on the AVEN sites. Mostly a lot of talking about fictional characters who they thought could be ace, and more talk about their interests in general, and meet up board game groups and such. It had a very different feel. I remember reading a couple posts where some new members said they had tried to join an LGBT chat but they felt harassed or "pushed out" and so left. A couple used a term similar to your sister....mafia, or gang, or something.
So yeah, I think there is a lot of infighting. I have heard that from others.
@@kpaxian6044 Pretty much... you folks can't even stand or accept each other, why expect normal people to do so?
@@kpaxian6044I ain’t reading all that shit
Since when do "normal" people accept each other? People find any reason to hate. @@benc.enlots
Thank you so much for this man, it cheered me up in the morning.
Any time!
Damn it is awesome. i follow you one fb for few months. now here. You're one of the few comedians who are genuinely funny and have a smooth delivery. I burst out laughing everytime. Keep it up Man.
Finally, a comedian who has courage enough to make fun of the woke culture destroying America. Kudos to you Sir. I really enjoyed watching this video.
Thank you kindly
@@ippos_khloros6163🏳️🌈🤨?
Are you?
@@ippos_khloros6163 aah yes we bait em
What are you talking about? There’s hundreds of comedians that are making fun of woke culture lol…you living under a rock mate?
As a biologist, thank you!! Your "I'm not a biologist" joke was hilarious.
Yessss. And kedingy jackson isn’t either lol
Posie Parker was at a collegiate women's swim meet last year to protest the fact that the man Lia Thomas (aka Liar Thomas) was swimming. Some wokey-woke guy in the bleachers near her said she couldn't comment on whether Lia is a woman or not because Posie is not a biologist. Posie hit back with this zinger: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog it."
@@seattlewomanspeaks4912 brutal!
@@kvoncomedy Facts my man! Facts!
If you don't understand the 2 genders you're not a biologist you're an activist for a cult
This was actually great! 😂👍 Thank You!
Laughed my ass off!! So happy to see comedians who aren't afraid to make "controversial" jokes❤
As a PROUD member of the STFU÷ community, I support this bit.
Looks like the IDGAF+ community is stronger
I am now a member of the STFU community lol
1 day in this crazy world we will need a bigger alphabet so all can have a label.😅
@@bryanrussell4066it on par with the kag community
divided?
Comedians that stick to being funny are brave as hell these days.
Word!
Hang on.. "Stunning and brave" isn't it ?
@@roadmonitorozNo no no no no no
commenters that get out their moms basements are brave as hell these days🤑🤣🙃
@@CarolMcLean1972 are leading by example ? 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:55 THE FUCKING AUDIBLE GROAN IN THE BACKGROUND, i love it
I just came out of the Alphabet
I'm LMNOP
Ha ha ha ha ha 😂
Proud to be straight 🏳🏴🏳🏴
and I'm proud to be gay! I totally respect you for it
Respect everyone who likes whoever they want to but personally straight
I´m staight, but why should anybody be proud for his sexuality? It´s nothing I have worked for.
@@luckyluke4525 ye idk it is a bit weird
@luckyluke4525 some people get a whole month to flaunt theirs so who knows 😅
As a member of ANH (absolutely normal heterosexual) I approve this message.
Good to see another ANH stand up!✊
I bet you’re not ABSOLUTELY normal ;)
@@hubristicmystic Did what I said offend you? Is there something wrong with being happy as I am as a heterosexual? It seems overwhelmingly that those that differ from the norm are the unhappy ones.
@@mrofnocnon Exactly! Also, the population most heavily infected with AIDS are gay and bisexual men (CDC.Org) You see the anus is not designed for sex. It’s unhealthy and can lead to cancer. There’s actually special clinics for gay men who suffer from this. Real sex is literally between a man and a woman. Other forms are recreational only! But I get attacked by liberals for stating facts! I have no hatred. I see us all as human beings deserving of respect. I just don’t agree with being lgbt. 😢
There's no normal hetero - straight, curved left, curved right, up and down 😂😂😂
I have to say this guy made me laugh so much thank you❤
Thanks! I really needed to laugh tonight! Worries of the World had me down now I am grinning like a ninny!!
Thank God for comedians. May the communist never silence them!
That's the Republicans job!
@@elizamccroskey1708 what republicans are silencing comedians?
@@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp I think its to not silence them idk
If you can even explain what communism is I'll give you a cookie
@@BlockDefender the “people” own everything together. Meaning you have no personal property or possessions. All of the nonproductive humans enjoy the fruits or your labor. Government has a perceived lack of control when in reality it’s the government who owns everything. Day one of communism seems great on paper. Day two to death, which is usually pretty quick, is hell on earth as every citizen is now equally poor.
“Im talking about up there alien, not down here.. Not the south, not Mexico“ - as a Mexican I laughed so hard 🤣
Lol 👋 🇲🇽
Space aliens, not illegal aliens
@@caseybeaver4604 If an illegal immigrant and a priest get into a fight, is it still Alien vs. Predator?
Same lol
@@purpleprinc3bro really went all out
Thank you for the giggles, good show.
Glad you enjoyed it
Absolutely brilliant!
Finally, someone not afraid to make fun of all this insanity!😅
"finally?" lmao plenty of great comedians who arent brainwashed.
@@Nathdood Like who?
@@TheMercyTrialspeople like you are the jokes you’re the biggest joke in the country
@TheMercyTrials
So, you're here to protest, and you just don't know why?
OR!!!
Did you just make up one!!,
@@TheMercyTrialsthe "jerks" are the little progressive lemmings that try to censor anyone that offends the virtue signalling.
“I’m not a biologist, hold on.” 😂😂😂
What’s funny is most people miss that joke. And I never thought anyone would. But now I appreciate those that catch it more
@KvonComedy what's even nore funny is that she actually nailed Marsha Blackburn point! Sex and gender (what is a woman) is a biological fact, not a feeling. Ketanji didn't say, "idk, I'm not a psychologist"
In Romans 1, God said, "professing to be wise, they became fools". It goes on that because "they" chose to ignore the truth He (God) turned them over to their depravity and gave them a reprobate mind. I completely see the Left and WOKE mob in Roman's 1.
@@lunawalker6648
For real.
@@jwb2814 yeah
Yep
WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!.. LMA0!!...✌️❤️😎🤣👍👍
As a Gay person, the LGBT movement has gone too far and I’m embarrassed to be roped in with the easily offended bunch :/
About sums up the LGB community being attached to the insane TQ+ community. One is sexuality and how you're born and the other is roped in gender identity, pronouns, and ridiculous victimization
25 years ago people like me were in college. Now people like me are on cruise ships. Shit hasn't flipped, the fun people just got older. We didn't change.
Very true
You didn't grow up in propaganda socialist Republic of America & the western world...
Communists won the war....
Catholic Holy Roman Emperor sent by God will crush them & their puppets & masters .
Well hey, you raised your kids like shit
I identify as being part of the cruise ship gang.
Of course I won’t actually go on one because I am terrified of the ocean, but I am a Cruise guest ally!
I’m 19 and attend a Liberal college. You are not exaggerating anything. You are just saying what is happening. Every time I give my opinion, people call me racist, transphobic, sexist and misogynistic. While all those things are true, I do not like being called out everywhere I go.
Made me crack up man hahaha. Good on ya
Nazi republican
God bless you
Lol
Mad skilz!!! I'm only hitting 2 outta 4!!!
I love it to the bits!!!!...
Love this guy!!!
K-Von is so off the charts funny❤😂😂😂
"They all came up at the same time, cus it was one person" - the best Persian comedian
Thank uuu
It identified as they because of all of the demons with her.
@@kvoncomedy I liked the joke, laughed pretty hard (also at the asexual one, because that's my orientation). But I do think people over react, when it come to the whole they/them thing. Like, wanting to make people call you by made up pronouns like xey/xer or what have you is silly and illogical, I agree. But you can actually refer to a single individual by they/them and its grammatical correct, even if said usage isn't the most common so people tend to forget it already existed before the whole gender debate became more prevalent.
@@DerNiko We're not going to make that normal, they/them is meant to be used as a plural term not a singular term used for an individual.
@@FallingStar1080 It already is used that way though. And has been in the past. Just because you aren't aware of that particular application of your grammar doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Dude there's tons of grammar rules the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about, because you don't need to know. Doesn't mean the thing in question isn't still a valid and correct usage. Like with all kinds of things, if your knowledge in a particular field isn't extensive, you shouldn't be arguing so vehemently. And when someone does point out something you thought about the thing is actually incorrect, you should learn the lesson and move on, instead of insisting that you're in the right, when the evidence is absolutely against you. And this doesn't just concern the pronoun and grammar thing alone anymore. People just need to let people be people, man.
We need more of this to bring back common sense back to our country.
To the world, not only a country ;-;
@@Iera_Thaumaturgy yes but America is where is has to start!
@@show_me_your_kittiesVery true! All those third world countries can suck it, America comes first!!! Idgaf about starving African Children, we need to ban pronouns once and for all😤
@@show_me_your_kitties yeah America is the hive.
@@show_me_your_kitties u Americans are not the main character
As a part of the queer community, this was actually one of the funniest things I've heard. Sometimes people get offended for absolutely no real reason, it's best to simply ignore them and make fun of 'em
As someone apart of the LGVT+ Community, I can confirm I am a TV.
I remember talking to a friend about him doing a show with his girlfriend. I asked "Oh are you getting ready for the show on friday with that new girl. She seems talented."
He corrects me, "THEY are really excited to be working with me and we should have fun."
I innocently replied, "Oh so it's like multiple people in the band?"
"No it's just them."
I never felt so confused....
Singular they has been around for a long time. Person online you don’t know? They. Animal you don’t wanna look at their genitals to find out what to call them? They. Androgynous person at the grocery store? They.
It's like, "Who's on first"!
Wouldn't be girlfriend then, it's his theyfriend. Have to fit all the personalities in there.
Your friend is an idiot.
Yeah, even trans people are confused about the whole pronoun thing.
We don’t need that crap. It does nothing for us so if you know someone that uses incorrect pronouns then they are posers wanting attention.
Same with cross dressing and body alteration and castration.
None of that stuff benefits us.
As a gay guy, do whatever tf you want, these jokes are amazing.
There’s no way you can think this is funny
gay 🤮🤮🤮 wtf r u doing with your life
@@jeremy6528 why not? he's not hurting everyone.
@@kredziigaming981 sounds like you're insecure..
@@jeremy6528 He's funny. And I am supporting LGBT before it became fashion to do. A comedian"s routine is to chock, cross lines, and make fun of. Kvon did not say anything that would feed racism. It is not because you have no sens of humor that everyone miss it.
Thank u from France 🇫🇷 I laughed a lot 😂.u killed it 😅🤘
COMEDY, real comedy! Laugh at them all 😂😅
Why do some of these people think they're sexual preference should be my business for some reason? I don't think my sexuality should be anybody's business except my own and whoever I'm giving the business to . People stay in your lane
I fuck pussies. Just in case you wanted to know.
This crowd wants to talk about their genitals and who/what they like to rub them on and when normal people get disgusted they become offended. Clown world.
It’s called pretentiousness.
Exactly Nich... so should I hang a flag from my house that let's everyone know I like big boob blondes?? 😂
It's amazing how its so important for some people to NEED to feel special. You're g ay??? Big deal... yawn.
Their sexual perverts.
Never let evil people dictate how you speak.
those people are not evil. Calm down. I don't agree with their lifestyle, but are most evil? No, don't be clueless.
@@benjaminreynolds3780 look at the clip of them attacking Riley Gaines & then say that .
It’s never “All” but it is A LOT
@@benjaminreynolds3780 They are evil. It's why they're targeting children with their idealology and why they physically attack, harass, and dox people.
@@benjaminreynolds3780 evil, yes.
@@benjaminreynolds3780 Lefty activists are always violent and psycho… not evil? Haha! You must be trolling!
I usually don't find comedians funny, I don't like the cussing and bad language. I loved this guy!!
!
Da last joke killed!!! Lmfao 😂💀
"They all came up at the same time. They being one person." LMFAO
I'm not your joke. I took care of my ill mother and now of my 85 years old father while my 4 heterosexual brothers do nothing. Really, I'm not your joke. A discriminatory middleeastern triggering you to get your hates out and get some money out of it.
Yeah, couldnt have used a new Third Person Singular that claims them to be neutral but not an "It", instead they all have to go for plural.
That's just confusing to the poor little kids 😅
@@Chris-gx1ei they has been used as a singular pronoun for centuries tho? and people do use xe/xem too, but some people get upset at being asked to use new words while also denying using one thats been around for centuries. its a lose lose with some people.
As a proud member of the MEXICAN+ community I’d be glad to climb over that wall and watch this comedy club
nadie se rio de tu chiste porque das verguenza ajena. Los gays no somos el chiste de nadie.
Get kicked out of your country then climb back into it.
You mean LOCO+😂
🤣
🤣😂🤣
As a black man, your funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣
You got my stamp of approval lol
In a world where commedy is considered offensive, gotta say, this is a breath of fresh air.
Comedy has always been offensive. Britain nearly banned the masterpiece that is The Life of Brian - why because it offended religious sensibilities. George Carlin made a career out of offending the religious types by making fun of the absurdities of religion. Don't let people tell you offense is something new, its just the focus and subjects have shifted.
@@ryry854 yes, good comedy has always been offensive, but usually there were a few specific hot points such as religion, now it's basically everything. Carlin kept going, Chapelle will do the same, but can't help but wonder what happens to the "little guys" that do not have the staying power of Chapelle.
well maybe its good this hate speech is considered offensive
@@nyxnightshades i hope this is a joke...
Laughter, the best medicine
Rare to see comedian actually do comedy nowadays. You nailed it bro, keep it coming. 😂
Thanks a ton
@@kvoncomedy bro i fucking died at the end xD
People are too sensitive now. Snowflakes think words are violent.
what are you even talking about? :D that's a bit of a nonsense
@@jaroslav-6027 People are easily offended. Cant insult any race, religion, idea etc. Hard to do comedy if all of them are taken away.
as a lesbian i dont get why they get mad when somebody they've never seen in their life call them the wrong pronouns like dude pronouns are earned
When South Park episodes start becoming just another Monday, you know we've entered into very strange times. Bravo for calling out the ridiculousness.
Man it's so refhreshing to see someone hit back at the absolute insanity. Haven't laughed this hard in quite some time, earned a sub
Yesss
I called the LGBTQ, the FDBTQ, but I’m not allowed to stay here with the F & D stand for. Use your imagination.
@@RobizoidI just call them the alphabet soup group
@@kvoncomedythank you
How can 1 person be They and Them ?
Everyone getting real sick of the alphabet community.. 💀💀 they take the fun out of everything fr smh
Alphabet community lmao 💀me and my cousin call it rainbow stuff
Did everyone learn their gay,B,C 's ? 🤣
Yes.
I call them the alphabet soup group.
Wahh wahh wahh..😭😭
We can't even BREATHE correctly.
Totally
Me… I’m completely sick of their $hit
"Those were the original letters" LMAO
the update part was so goood :D
"They all came up to me at the same time" lmao
All 1 of them
The goods
As a gay man, I find this bloody hysterical. And sadly all too true of the generation that follows. What has society become?
Finally, someone I can relate with. I'm a gay man who doesn't identify with the LGBT-whatever crowd. Fuck the labels. I'm just a normal guy who likes men haha. Life's too short to be getting triggered by every little thing. We all need to laugh at ourselves and the insanity of this world.
You should know. You’re the door that was first opened. What, you thought it was gonna stop there?
finally some normal gay people. i respect yall
@@a1pha_star*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅
*_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️
*Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
@@iamthegreatest4872*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅
*_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️
*Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
Last line was a knee slapper. Loved it
I'm bi, and was laughing nonstop at this! Anyone who finds this offensive either feels the need to unnecessarily get offended on other's behalf, or have no clue how to take a joke or laugh at themselves, which is actually a very valuable skill in life.
I hate those idiots, that small minority that just screams and annoys in our community is ruining it for everyone else. They think they "help", but just annoy everyone outside and making them angry at the whole community, pushing everything into a bad spotlight.
As a proud American with Mexican heritage, I fully stand against aliens.
You need to put some weight on. Lightweight
@@seasonedbeefs LMAO. Too funny. I edited the comment to proud not pound.. good catch though
@@alexanderjimenez926 hahaha all good. Have a great day!
We tried to see them 9/20/2019. Never forget.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who's bi, I absolutely love this. The "community" has gotten absolutely ridiculous, though I've never felt the need to join. I am what I am, and I don't feel the need to shove it in everyone's face. Keep on with your comedy, my dude - it's nice to see someone out there still has sense and is also hilarious!
No such thing as bi
@@JimJones-kk8pb are you joking or for real?
@@Colton-sk8nn Mental and hormonal abnormalities like bi are real, but still fucked up as any other mental illness.
I feel the T contradicts LGB... Because they claim that Anyone can be any sex. But as LGB you understand that you have an actual sexual preference.. and therefore recognise, there are two sexes.
@@JimJones-kk8pb They are saying "bi" as in bisexual meaning someone finds adult males and females sexually attractive. That does exist.
Making me PROUD bro thanks!
Gay-B-C's had me rolling 😂😂
This entire subject deserves open criticism and tons of comedy. Great gig and thanks for the laughs 😂😅
"We gotta learn our gay b c's ".....nearly shot coffee out of my nose laughing when I heard that part!!!!! Absolutely LOVE it!!!! I'll be recycling that one. Lmfaooooooooo😂
" I didn't know they made an update " 😂😂😂 second time watching it
Huge sign of immaturity is coming to a comedy club, getting mad at the jokes,and raining on everybody else's parade. Very easy going, chill, easy to talk to individual right there
"im ready to protest I just dont know why yet" 🤣
this guy is going places, easily the best bit ive seen this year. :)
As a member of the FYFLITGAH(F@#$ Your Feelings Life Is Tough Get A Helmet)+ Community I approve this message.
I thought this was gonna be a video where a woman at this particular event got mad, and expected it to be the woman that shouted "Woo!" when Kvon asked where all the LGBT people are at.
I think she was joking
Same
It's not? Skip 😂
#metoo 😂😂😂😂😂
@@-PLAY3R1- Don't. It's still hilarious.
This was such an awesome and well put together bit that the only possible way it can offend someone is if they are trying so hard to be oppressed
Yessss
When there is a will, there is a way.. to be offended.
I'm offended he didn't call out the straight people 😂😂😂
But these people are oppressed. Demonically oppressed.
@@sspencer4036 now that i think about it, he didnt shoutout Hungarians, what a racist!
Wait I forgot the Update! Had me rolling
Would love to see KVON on the View! That's an episode I would watch! 😂😂
As a proud member of the human race, I approve of his comedy
I'm not your joke.
You are being offensive to his joke
That guy who screamed "What!?" After hearing that A is for Asexual had me dying 😂
Lol
I think they were confused because someone who has sex with themselves is Autosexual not asexual.
Asexual is someone who doesn't have a sex drive/doesn't like sex. The A means "not" like how atheist means not theist or apolitical means not political.
@verdankoro6010 I did not know that either. Thank you for explaining.
@@ViridianFlow Asexual has always been a species or animal that can procreate with multiple sexes. Mostly animals that are only one sex, hence why they don't need two sexes to procreate. Just because Google tells you something or your liberal friends change the definition doesn't mean it's the new normal. Read a biology book.
but what is the T for????????//
Awesome! I often wonder if they wake up thinking, "what shall I be offended by today?"
Forget talk radio, T.V news, newspaper...... Stand-up comedy has become the mouthpiece of the people and freedom.
Riley Gaines knows all about freedom of speech on campus.
Thank goodness. Freedom of expression in comedy. This guy’s refreshing
Freedom of expression is 90% gone in the USA.
For the alphabet mafia freedom of expression is you’re free to express yourself only the way they approve
hilarious set XD had me dying the whole time
Hilarious and truly refreshing 😂😅
Holy crap CZcams recommended a new funny comedian. This was beyond refreshing.
Hey hey! Pick a show any show Kvon.tv
Might be my new fave since Gabriel Iglesias/Jeff Dunham and randy feltface
Finally the algorithm doesn’t suck they/them’s balls