LGBTQiAA+ Lady Gets Mad At Comedian (K-von laughs)

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  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2023
  • So funny.
    This is a quick clip from K-von's 1hr special Essential. Order on K-vonComedy.com/Shop
    #KvonComedy #Essential #HalfPersian #TanxGod #Funny #Comedy #Persian #Standup
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  • @kvoncomedy
    @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +2923

    Click share on this video if you agree w/ my Dad and the original 3 letters... LOL
    see you on tour kvon.tv (so many cities listed)

    • @anthonythomas1504
      @anthonythomas1504 Před rokem +22

      Good for you for highlighting that part of your routine. Break a leg!

    • @lewistasso8866
      @lewistasso8866 Před rokem +40

      I remember growing up in school if something was stupid it was gay and if they were idiots they were called a fag. Later in life, I learned that a cigarette in British slang is known as fag. Oh, the turmoil it would cause over here in our dumb country.

    • @tertalksevents2day
      @tertalksevents2day Před rokem +27

      My Dad was the same way Kvon!! & he spoke that way till the day he died in January 2017. I miss that sweet dear man every single day of my life, he was the best Father in the world ❤

    • @marianapachecoloureiro287
      @marianapachecoloureiro287 Před rokem +8

      What do the original 3 letters stand for? I’m from Portugal and didn’t get that part.

    • @intellectualiconoclasm3264
      @intellectualiconoclasm3264 Před rokem

      I'm queer and this shit is nonetheless nose and hysterical as shit. I remember, back in then 90's, our GSA leaders came back from a conference and we were no longer The Gay Rights Community/Movement. We were now the GLBT Rights Community/Movement. That's right y'all the was first until entitled twits like her put the L first for "Progress and Equality." Well just who the Hell do they think they are to pilfer the labour of others? Sounds like the same group of entitled people. But on the upside, at least now we know who "They," are. 😂

  • @Kingeptacon
    @Kingeptacon Před rokem +48992

    As a PROUD member of the IDGAF+ community I approve this bit.

    • @fedupamerican296
      @fedupamerican296 Před rokem +2796

      Stealing this, just wanted to say thanks.

    • @deenojarmbo2922
      @deenojarmbo2922 Před rokem +445

      Good 1

    • @deanhockenberry9268
      @deanhockenberry9268 Před rokem +627

      YES! I’m joining you!

    • @eliargumedo4728
      @eliargumedo4728 Před rokem +1082

      Im starting the new LMAO- community

    • @peskypeet
      @peskypeet Před rokem +314

      Please tell me where I can get this on beer, shaving razor, cereal, crackers, syrup, chips, cookies, pet toys, hairbrush, sunglasses, car sunshade. Just the NORmal everyday items you expect a message on.

  • @tomfuller5585
    @tomfuller5585 Před 11 měsíci +28718

    I used to be woke. I was constantly getting triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Finally I grew out of it, and went to preschool.

    • @brentmckenzie2793
      @brentmckenzie2793 Před 11 měsíci +1586

      I was tracking you hard until the last sentence lol. Nice!

    • @tomfuller5585
      @tomfuller5585 Před 11 měsíci +883

      @@brentmckenzie2793 Haha. I like to keep people in suspense until the very last word!

    • @brentmckenzie2793
      @brentmckenzie2793 Před 11 měsíci +401

      @@tomfuller5585 mission accomplished

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas Před 11 měsíci +222

      This section full of comedians lol

    • @tomfuller5585
      @tomfuller5585 Před 11 měsíci +148

      @@Vulpas On many of these, I skip the video and go straight to the comments. I get lots of material here!

  • @aidenrempfer403
    @aidenrempfer403 Před měsícem +416

    Im gay and i dont understand how people get offended when someone doesnt name the community "correctly", like its not their fault the lgbt community adds a new sexuality ever single damn day.

    • @karlhauck9566
      @karlhauck9566 Před měsícem +16

      Like any other group there are people who like to use their rights as a landmine for people to step on.
      Its annoying

    • @victorgerryson2695
      @victorgerryson2695 Před měsícem

      Your comminity is not acceptable...you're either a man or woman. Nothing more nothing less

    • @nancyf2665
      @nancyf2665 Před 27 dny

      Back in the olden days we just called people horny and would screw anyone

    • @BlitzTheFoxi
      @BlitzTheFoxi Před 27 dny +8

      yea the truth is:
      It is impossible to accidentally offend someone. If you arent doing it on purpose, it isnt your fault.

    • @BrianSapp945
      @BrianSapp945 Před 26 dny +1

      Lol

  • @Procatpvp
    @Procatpvp Před 4 měsíci +863

    4:38 the guy saying “what” is how everyone else felt 💀

    • @TerrawayYT
      @TerrawayYT Před 3 měsíci +41

      Lol that's not actually what asexual means, asexual means you don't want or have sex, it evolves from biology with things like jellyfish that don't need a mate to reproduce. The jokes were still funny though.

    • @Procatpvp
      @Procatpvp Před 3 měsíci +109

      @@TerrawayYT 🤓no one cares

    • @Lupacool
      @Lupacool Před 3 měsíci +8

      Nobody cares

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod Před 3 měsíci +16

      ​@@TerrawayYTwhile the other comments said it better, It's called a joke. Don't look at it too seriously made

    • @brightroarttttbbbb
      @brightroarttttbbbb Před 2 měsíci

      gay lgbt is published all over the world to increase pervert relationships, the young generation continues to deteriorate. God created two genders, they complement each other and produce a new generation, but porn and lgbt are the biggest danger for the new generation. The family should take care of its children from a young age and raise them. People who lack attention and love tends to be gay

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 Před rokem +8186

    Never trust anyone who can't laugh at themselves 😂

    • @santosmadrigal3702
      @santosmadrigal3702 Před rokem +65

      I didn't speak English as a kid . I learned it from a thing called a Phonics book . Now , I English is as natural as can be . I'm pretty good at it , till this day ... Pronouns ? I thought it was wild when I learned how to spell " comb " then I learned how to spell " bomb " . And now people say " like " for no reason at all .

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 Před rokem +53

      Like leftists....

    • @LadyJennyfer75
      @LadyJennyfer75 Před rokem +70

      I am a disabled woman who laughs at myself all the time. I cannot remember who said it, but some American author once said "To laugh at others is cruel; to laugh at ourselves is essential."

    • @santosmadrigal3702
      @santosmadrigal3702 Před rokem +14

      @@LadyJennyfer75 I think you would like Josh Blue . He makes fun of himself in a hilariously great way .

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 Před rokem +3

      @@bigguy7353
      There it is! 😭 lol

  • @killingmachinelp
    @killingmachinelp Před rokem +7977

    As a proud member of LGTVHD4K+ community. I approve this skit

    • @martinklass8331
      @martinklass8331 Před rokem +81

      Who cares what you approve or not, humor isn't moraly judgable

    • @MrGazig88
      @MrGazig88 Před rokem +22

      Haaaa!

    • @MauriceAlBetar
      @MauriceAlBetar Před rokem

      @@martinklass8331 you retard didnt get his hilarious joke

    • @sammy2tires320
      @sammy2tires320 Před rokem +151

      😂😂 i literally laughed out quietly upon reading this 😅😅😅

    • @joseromo2298
      @joseromo2298 Před rokem +28

      I laughed out loud,

  • @Slinky_Spine
    @Slinky_Spine Před 2 měsíci +346

    "Gay B C's" XD this guy is great man. I love his humor!

    • @neoflyboy
      @neoflyboy Před 2 měsíci

      I'm not your joke. When I'm trying to make a better world, you are laughing at LGBT.

    • @rexypy
      @rexypy Před 2 měsíci +18

      @@neoflyboy Jokes meant to be laughed at.

    • @A.T.Johnson
      @A.T.Johnson Před měsícem +11

      @@neoflyboy lgbtwhatever is a joke

    • @mark675
      @mark675 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@neoflyboyhahahahahahaha

    • @skygh
      @skygh Před měsícem +2

      Ya that is inspired and I am using it!

  • @JeffreyStatenJeff
    @JeffreyStatenJeff Před 3 měsíci +151

    I'm gay and I don't even know what half the letters stand for. I loved this bit

    • @squash4david
      @squash4david Před měsícem +3

      You're not alone. From one G to, I'm assuming another G, I can go as far as the Q. Btw, I'm offended that it got switched from GLBT to LGBT, like it was at the beginning. Everyone knows that the man should come first! (I'm just kidding, for any of those out there who can't take a joke.)

    • @ouiroc
      @ouiroc Před 29 dny

      I don't to learn my gay ABC's

    • @squash4david
      @squash4david Před 13 dny

      @@ouiroc Isn't it supposed to be gay b c's? LOL

    • @ProjAthenaSpecBio
      @ProjAthenaSpecBio Před 12 dny

      ​​@@ouiroc you have to if you don't want to be murked by the Alphabet Mafia

    • @CJOnReplay009
      @CJOnReplay009 Před 3 dny

      its near impossible to keep up with all they shii they be addin

  • @TheGreatAustino
    @TheGreatAustino Před rokem +5410

    I like how society is beginning to get sick of political correctness

    • @firebirdude2
      @firebirdude2 Před rokem +119

      "beginning to" 😆Son, 40 years ago people were saying the same thing. Be it stopping the N-Word, or using the term "Indian", or the term "Oriental", or gay in place of the word stupid, etc etc etc. Making people believe that they're under attack RIGHT NOW is the trick.

    • @mpclepto182
      @mpclepto182 Před rokem +42

      Society is sick of it, but when your local President and beat cop on your street are both politically correct, what are you left with?

    • @ohidontknow25
      @ohidontknow25 Před rokem +60

      Hit a tipping point maybe. I think a lot of the bud light drama is built up frustration and people just having had enough of years of political correctness in general.
      People like Andrew tate taking off. Tate is a proper tool. But also speaks some truths others are too afraid to. And people love him for it.

    • @oscaralegre3683
      @oscaralegre3683 Před rokem +37

      The whole world hate political correctness.

    • @lacym8478
      @lacym8478 Před rokem

      I don’t think the majority of society ever cared it was msm pushing it and wanting us to believe that people cared

  • @Bears_64
    @Bears_64 Před 10 měsíci +8361

    If you're offending them, you're doing a good job.

    • @isaacenrique3101
      @isaacenrique3101 Před 10 měsíci +41

      200 likes and no reply, lemme fix that.

    • @Bears_64
      @Bears_64 Před 10 měsíci +27

      @@isaacenrique3101 🤘🤘 thank you

    • @freakishlyfeline
      @freakishlyfeline Před 10 měsíci +85

      Pissing people off is all part of the fun!

    • @Bears_64
      @Bears_64 Před 10 měsíci +34

      @freakishlyfeline Hell ya it is

    • @itzskizzyk5472
      @itzskizzyk5472 Před 10 měsíci +80

      tbh mate it honestly doesn't take much. have a pure meltdown by calling it a she instead of a horse or whatever they come up with now

  • @Jackmanis
    @Jackmanis Před 3 měsíci +129

    This is how we need to be address the alphabet people, with pure humor.

    • @Scrubjay001
      @Scrubjay001 Před měsícem +5

      Ridicule and distain as well.

    • @wallace-81
      @wallace-81 Před měsícem +4

      A joke for a joke 😂😂

    • @DesignedAssassin
      @DesignedAssassin Před dnem

      Totally agreed, and if they get offended that's their problem

  • @davidlee-michaels9430
    @davidlee-michaels9430 Před měsícem +64

    "those were the original letters"
    Those were the best letters. Simple and easy to remember.

    • @DesignedAssassin
      @DesignedAssassin Před dnem

      LGB was a lot better wasn't it, without all the identity crisis's and pronouns

  • @BinkyStalls
    @BinkyStalls Před rokem +7964

    It’s sad that this isn’t even a joke. It’s a true story. We are living in a literal joke.

  • @dirkdiggler2430
    @dirkdiggler2430 Před 10 měsíci +5298

    As a Mexican I am extremely offended that he didn't make fun of Mexicans a few more times.

    • @joeladams2540
      @joeladams2540 Před 10 měsíci +166

      And that's why I like you guys 💪

    • @donveitch5812
      @donveitch5812 Před 10 měsíci +149

      you guys have it made, nobody ever mentions us Canadian immigrants!

    • @dirkdiggler2430
      @dirkdiggler2430 Před 10 měsíci +24

      @@donveitch5812 lol

    • @gabriel7664
      @gabriel7664 Před 10 měsíci

      Haha lol. Dude that's something that's missing in this country, people being able to take a joke. When comedians make fun of white rednecks I laugh my ass off...cause I'm like "I'm the guy they're making fun of and I see why they're making fun of me."

    • @SahrawiSundae
      @SahrawiSundae Před 10 měsíci +84

      I'm just offended that he didn't label us Africans as hungry, thirsty and poor tribesmen 😠

  • @Razorokc
    @Razorokc Před 3 měsíci +213

    As a gay man , anything passed LGB has set the gay community back thirty years.

    • @user-he6un6sj3c
      @user-he6un6sj3c Před měsícem +37

      "For years, the LGBT community lived in peace, until the alphabet mafia attacked."

    • @Razorokc
      @Razorokc Před měsícem +1

      @user-he6un6sj3c The T needs to move on and take the rest with it. Once again we're seeing as sexual deviants and predators. They're not helping anyone.

    • @foxspokane
      @foxspokane Před měsícem +11

      Agreed! All of my gay friends born in the 60-70s agree! I asked them… one friend said she didn’t subscribe to the alphabet club…

    • @Razorokc
      @Razorokc Před měsícem

      @@foxspokane Well, only a homosexual male can be gay. Homosexual females are lesbian so that gay community is actually male centric. Or it was when it was good. Now it's a big disaster.

    • @samcolt1079
      @samcolt1079 Před měsícem

      GET A GRIP

  • @user-yj8oh8vr3d
    @user-yj8oh8vr3d Před 2 měsíci +27

    That was GREAT. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

  • @jtmoore662
    @jtmoore662 Před rokem +2266

    "Im here to protest, I just dont no why yet". THE TRUTH!

    • @blackrhino3442
      @blackrhino3442 Před rokem +6

      Me Me Meme on CZcams. So funny.

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox Před rokem +3

      @@blackrhino3442 I will steal your horn to make money

    • @farmassist6212
      @farmassist6212 Před rokem +5

      i am only here to protest so i can get fined (paid)

    • @austinjt4264
      @austinjt4264 Před rokem +9

      I'm offended, I just don't know why yet!

    • @JimJones-kk8pb
      @JimJones-kk8pb Před rokem +6

      Won't know till I get my dnc cue card and Soros cash.

  • @starlson3442
    @starlson3442 Před 10 měsíci +5794

    As a PROUD member of the LGTVHD+ community I approve this bit.

    • @iddeegee
      @iddeegee Před 10 měsíci +771

      haven't you heard, it's already been updated to LGTVHD+4/8K )

    • @Gideon_Ikua
      @Gideon_Ikua Před 10 měsíci +61

      @@iddeegee 😂

    • @konaqua122
      @konaqua122 Před 10 měsíci +246

      There's an update to that. It's now LGBDISNEY+

    • @RichardTrillionaire
      @RichardTrillionaire Před 10 měsíci

      copied and pasted comment. tard.

    • @KingSardius
      @KingSardius Před 10 měsíci +28

      @@konaqua122 LOLOLOL

  • @SimplyTheWorst20
    @SimplyTheWorst20 Před 18 dny +4

    ,,I didn't know they did a update“ 🤣😂

  • @ColtonWeeks17
    @ColtonWeeks17 Před měsícem +39

    As a proud member of the LGBT-I7-RTX-4090-32GB-RAM-NVME-SSD Community, I approve this skit

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda Před rokem +3656

    To be fair:
    When are spoiled children NEVER angry?

    • @WvlfDarkfire
      @WvlfDarkfire Před rokem +9

      When we get what we want! Lmao 🤣

    • @Ramiro.salcido
      @Ramiro.salcido Před rokem +64

      When you beat them.

    • @JJ3nkins89
      @JJ3nkins89 Před rokem +13

      @@Ramiro.salcido 🤣

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 Před rokem +20

      Or leftists.....

    • @RK-ej1to
      @RK-ej1to Před rokem +10

      Eh, the next gen might not be so on edge if we as a country actually tried fixing problems instead of ignoring them. Or on the them more extreme front stopped labeling any level of social progress as woke and attacking it.

  • @Drobium77
    @Drobium77 Před 6 měsíci +1351

    My sister, who's a lesbian, calls them "the alphabet mafia" 🤣

    • @brundlefly262
      @brundlefly262 Před 4 měsíci

      I call them the "alphabet soup group" or the "ku klux crayons". 😂

    • @kpaxian6044
      @kpaxian6044 Před 4 měsíci +34

      It's interesting you say that as (for context only) I am ace. I remember years back a friend who identified as queer state I was, by default, queer for being ace and part of the LGBT+ automatically (this friend was very inclusive and warm, as you can gather.) I had never thought of myself as queer (I honestly had not thought much on it, but I could see how either way of looking at it could make sense.)
      Anyway, did some digging and learned there was a LOT of infighting in the LGBT+ While there are many warm and welcoming people associated with it, I came across many who also did not want certain orientations to join (many spoke about people who could mask as straight and said that they would not be subjected to the same degree of bullying etc. and therefore "shouldn't quality" (I personally don't care...it's more the level of anger some people display towards others that also don't fit the typical mould.)
      Later, in my 20s, I was looking at an ace page out of curiosity (forum for people who identify as asexual) and I didn't see any squabbling, really, ever on the AVEN sites. Mostly a lot of talking about fictional characters who they thought could be ace, and more talk about their interests in general, and meet up board game groups and such. It had a very different feel. I remember reading a couple posts where some new members said they had tried to join an LGBT chat but they felt harassed or "pushed out" and so left. A couple used a term similar to your sister....mafia, or gang, or something.
      So yeah, I think there is a lot of infighting. I have heard that from others.

    • @benc.enlots
      @benc.enlots Před 4 měsíci +81

      ​@@kpaxian6044 Pretty much... you folks can't even stand or accept each other, why expect normal people to do so?

    • @Seahawksfan4life
      @Seahawksfan4life Před 3 měsíci +60

      @@kpaxian6044I ain’t reading all that shit

    • @milkshakeguru7118
      @milkshakeguru7118 Před 3 měsíci

      Since when do "normal" people accept each other? People find any reason to hate. @@benc.enlots

  • @ShobanChiddarth
    @ShobanChiddarth Před měsícem +7

    Thank you so much for this man, it cheered me up in the morning.

  • @atheniexBELLA
    @atheniexBELLA Před 3 měsíci +12

    Damn it is awesome. i follow you one fb for few months. now here. You're one of the few comedians who are genuinely funny and have a smooth delivery. I burst out laughing everytime. Keep it up Man.

  • @KyudoKun
    @KyudoKun Před 10 měsíci +7058

    Finally, a comedian who has courage enough to make fun of the woke culture destroying America. Kudos to you Sir. I really enjoyed watching this video.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před 10 měsíci +449

      Thank you kindly

    • @Amiruny
      @Amiruny Před 10 měsíci +138

      ​@@ippos_khloros6163🏳️‍🌈🤨?

    • @parkerretz9791
      @parkerretz9791 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Are you?

    • @farianandadiratama
      @farianandadiratama Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@ippos_khloros6163 aah yes we bait em

    • @Hibernater
      @Hibernater Před 10 měsíci +63

      What are you talking about? There’s hundreds of comedians that are making fun of woke culture lol…you living under a rock mate?

  • @willsimpson3783
    @willsimpson3783 Před rokem +3526

    As a biologist, thank you!! Your "I'm not a biologist" joke was hilarious.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +158

      Yessss. And kedingy jackson isn’t either lol

    • @seattlewomanspeaks4912
      @seattlewomanspeaks4912 Před rokem +96

      Posie Parker was at a collegiate women's swim meet last year to protest the fact that the man Lia Thomas (aka Liar Thomas) was swimming. Some wokey-woke guy in the bleachers near her said she couldn't comment on whether Lia is a woman or not because Posie is not a biologist. Posie hit back with this zinger: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog it."

    • @willsimpson3783
      @willsimpson3783 Před rokem +3

      @@seattlewomanspeaks4912 brutal!

    • @willsimpson3783
      @willsimpson3783 Před rokem +1

      @@kvoncomedy Facts my man! Facts!

    • @davidevans3223
      @davidevans3223 Před rokem

      If you don't understand the 2 genders you're not a biologist you're an activist for a cult

  • @user-ow6vv3pn3v
    @user-ow6vv3pn3v Před měsícem +7

    This was actually great! 😂👍 Thank You!

  • @kopokopo20
    @kopokopo20 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Laughed my ass off!! So happy to see comedians who aren't afraid to make "controversial" jokes❤

  • @goodmaysongaming
    @goodmaysongaming Před 9 měsíci +1792

    As a PROUD member of the STFU÷ community, I support this bit.

    • @bryanrussell4066
      @bryanrussell4066 Před 9 měsíci +114

      Looks like the IDGAF+ community is stronger

    • @Suckit626
      @Suckit626 Před 9 měsíci

      I am now a member of the STFU community lol

    • @winnhill3736
      @winnhill3736 Před 9 měsíci +12

      1 day in this crazy world we will need a bigger alphabet so all can have a label.😅

    • @BelugaChonky
      @BelugaChonky Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@bryanrussell4066it on par with the kag community

    • @highmedic2351
      @highmedic2351 Před 9 měsíci +8

      divided?

  • @WyoSavage1976
    @WyoSavage1976 Před rokem +1730

    Comedians that stick to being funny are brave as hell these days.

    • @bigmami43
      @bigmami43 Před rokem +2

      Word!

    • @roadmonitoroz
      @roadmonitoroz Před rokem +3

      Hang on.. "Stunning and brave" isn't it ?

    • @eliasrodriguez1419
      @eliasrodriguez1419 Před rokem +1

      ​@@roadmonitorozNo no no no no no

    • @CarolMcLean1972
      @CarolMcLean1972 Před rokem +5

      commenters that get out their moms basements are brave as hell these days🤑🤣🙃

    • @WyoSavage1976
      @WyoSavage1976 Před rokem +7

      @@CarolMcLean1972 are leading by example ? 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @r.a.p.2276
    @r.a.p.2276 Před 3 měsíci +9

    0:55 THE FUCKING AUDIBLE GROAN IN THE BACKGROUND, i love it

  • @jimthomas1989
    @jimthomas1989 Před 2 měsíci +11

    I just came out of the Alphabet
    I'm LMNOP
    Ha ha ha ha ha 😂

  • @nickohira1397
    @nickohira1397 Před 11 měsíci +1767

    Proud to be straight 🏳🏴🏳🏴

    • @slimypickles9009
      @slimypickles9009 Před 11 měsíci +65

      and I'm proud to be gay! I totally respect you for it

    • @reddeadedits1623
      @reddeadedits1623 Před 11 měsíci +24

      Respect everyone who likes whoever they want to but personally straight

    • @luckyluke4525
      @luckyluke4525 Před 11 měsíci +135

      I´m staight, but why should anybody be proud for his sexuality? It´s nothing I have worked for.

    • @reddeadedits1623
      @reddeadedits1623 Před 11 měsíci +21

      @@luckyluke4525 ye idk it is a bit weird

    • @bishoprod33
      @bishoprod33 Před 11 měsíci +39

      ​@luckyluke4525 some people get a whole month to flaunt theirs so who knows 😅

  • @mrofnocnon
    @mrofnocnon Před rokem +2021

    As a member of ANH (absolutely normal heterosexual) I approve this message.

    • @mindtorquemusic
      @mindtorquemusic Před rokem +73

      Good to see another ANH stand up!✊

    • @hubristicmystic
      @hubristicmystic Před rokem +8

      I bet you’re not ABSOLUTELY normal ;)

    • @mrofnocnon
      @mrofnocnon Před rokem +104

      @@hubristicmystic Did what I said offend you? Is there something wrong with being happy as I am as a heterosexual? It seems overwhelmingly that those that differ from the norm are the unhappy ones.

    • @HopefulInterventions
      @HopefulInterventions Před rokem

      @@mrofnocnon Exactly! Also, the population most heavily infected with AIDS are gay and bisexual men (CDC.Org) You see the anus is not designed for sex. It’s unhealthy and can lead to cancer. There’s actually special clinics for gay men who suffer from this. Real sex is literally between a man and a woman. Other forms are recreational only! But I get attacked by liberals for stating facts! I have no hatred. I see us all as human beings deserving of respect. I just don’t agree with being lgbt. 😢

    • @DMX-du9mn
      @DMX-du9mn Před rokem +5

      There's no normal hetero - straight, curved left, curved right, up and down 😂😂😂

  • @bobbiemarsden4340
    @bobbiemarsden4340 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I have to say this guy made me laugh so much thank you❤

  • @Jason-eh3uj
    @Jason-eh3uj Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thanks! I really needed to laugh tonight! Worries of the World had me down now I am grinning like a ninny!!

  • @willfox4654
    @willfox4654 Před rokem +2470

    Thank God for comedians. May the communist never silence them!

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 Před rokem +13

      That's the Republicans job!

    • @tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp
      @tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp Před rokem +115

      ​@@elizamccroskey1708 what republicans are silencing comedians?

    • @randominternetprofile8270
      @randominternetprofile8270 Před rokem +8

      @@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp I think its to not silence them idk

    • @BlockDefender
      @BlockDefender Před rokem +27

      If you can even explain what communism is I'll give you a cookie

    • @nunyabisness4300
      @nunyabisness4300 Před rokem

      @@BlockDefender the “people” own everything together. Meaning you have no personal property or possessions. All of the nonproductive humans enjoy the fruits or your labor. Government has a perceived lack of control when in reality it’s the government who owns everything. Day one of communism seems great on paper. Day two to death, which is usually pretty quick, is hell on earth as every citizen is now equally poor.

  • @nathanrochamusic
    @nathanrochamusic Před 9 měsíci +1409

    “Im talking about up there alien, not down here.. Not the south, not Mexico“ - as a Mexican I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @davidgrunzweig9321
    @davidgrunzweig9321 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Thank you for the giggles, good show.

  • @nigelkthomas9501
    @nigelkthomas9501 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @VintageCardinal
    @VintageCardinal Před rokem +1637

    Finally, someone not afraid to make fun of all this insanity!😅

    • @Nathdood
      @Nathdood Před rokem +26

      "finally?" lmao plenty of great comedians who arent brainwashed.

    • @JewishJeff839
      @JewishJeff839 Před rokem +2

      @@Nathdood Like who?

    • @thegraffitiplayground1325
      @thegraffitiplayground1325 Před rokem

      @@TheMercyTrialspeople like you are the jokes you’re the biggest joke in the country

    • @Iceman-Iceman
      @Iceman-Iceman Před rokem +15

      ​@TheMercyTrials
      So, you're here to protest, and you just don't know why?
      OR!!!
      Did you just make up one!!,

    • @Bustad3
      @Bustad3 Před rokem

      ​@@TheMercyTrialsthe "jerks" are the little progressive lemmings that try to censor anyone that offends the virtue signalling.

  • @Outside_the_Books
    @Outside_the_Books Před rokem +564

    “I’m not a biologist, hold on.” 😂😂😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +83

      What’s funny is most people miss that joke. And I never thought anyone would. But now I appreciate those that catch it more

    • @lunawalker6648
      @lunawalker6648 Před rokem +18

      @KvonComedy what's even nore funny is that she actually nailed Marsha Blackburn point! Sex and gender (what is a woman) is a biological fact, not a feeling. Ketanji didn't say, "idk, I'm not a psychologist"
      In Romans 1, God said, "professing to be wise, they became fools". It goes on that because "they" chose to ignore the truth He (God) turned them over to their depravity and gave them a reprobate mind. I completely see the Left and WOKE mob in Roman's 1.

    • @jwb2814
      @jwb2814 Před rokem +3

      @@lunawalker6648
      For real.

    • @lunawalker6648
      @lunawalker6648 Před rokem +1

      @@jwb2814 yeah

    • @jgilbert7591
      @jgilbert7591 Před rokem +1

      Yep

  • @ToniM10
    @ToniM10 Před 4 měsíci +15

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!.. LMA0!!...✌️❤️😎🤣👍👍

  • @b3h3ld
    @b3h3ld Před měsícem +12

    As a Gay person, the LGBT movement has gone too far and I’m embarrassed to be roped in with the easily offended bunch :/

    • @DesignedAssassin
      @DesignedAssassin Před dnem

      About sums up the LGB community being attached to the insane TQ+ community. One is sexuality and how you're born and the other is roped in gender identity, pronouns, and ridiculous victimization

  • @gravdigr27
    @gravdigr27 Před rokem +626

    25 years ago people like me were in college. Now people like me are on cruise ships. Shit hasn't flipped, the fun people just got older. We didn't change.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +65

      Very true

    • @SparkyBobcat-el8hf
      @SparkyBobcat-el8hf Před 10 měsíci

      You didn't grow up in propaganda socialist Republic of America & the western world...
      Communists won the war....
      Catholic Holy Roman Emperor sent by God will crush them & their puppets & masters .

    • @mattheweagle223
      @mattheweagle223 Před 10 měsíci

      Well hey, you raised your kids like shit

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai Před 9 měsíci +4

      I identify as being part of the cruise ship gang.
      Of course I won’t actually go on one because I am terrified of the ocean, but I am a Cruise guest ally!

  • @dblum
    @dblum Před rokem +1679

    I’m 19 and attend a Liberal college. You are not exaggerating anything. You are just saying what is happening. Every time I give my opinion, people call me racist, transphobic, sexist and misogynistic. While all those things are true, I do not like being called out everywhere I go.

  • @user-qz5kr9cm9x
    @user-qz5kr9cm9x Před 4 měsíci +4

    I love it to the bits!!!!...
    Love this guy!!!

  • @Kimberly-bx7dg
    @Kimberly-bx7dg Před 4 měsíci +4

    K-Von is so off the charts funny❤😂😂😂

  • @Andrew_Price
    @Andrew_Price Před rokem +528

    "They all came up at the same time, cus it was one person" - the best Persian comedian

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +13

      Thank uuu

    • @jonathancole6124
      @jonathancole6124 Před rokem +7

      It identified as they because of all of the demons with her.

    • @DerNiko
      @DerNiko Před rokem

      @@kvoncomedy I liked the joke, laughed pretty hard (also at the asexual one, because that's my orientation). But I do think people over react, when it come to the whole they/them thing. Like, wanting to make people call you by made up pronouns like xey/xer or what have you is silly and illogical, I agree. But you can actually refer to a single individual by they/them and its grammatical correct, even if said usage isn't the most common so people tend to forget it already existed before the whole gender debate became more prevalent.

    • @FallingStar1080
      @FallingStar1080 Před rokem +1

      ​@@DerNiko We're not going to make that normal, they/them is meant to be used as a plural term not a singular term used for an individual.

    • @DerNiko
      @DerNiko Před rokem +2

      @@FallingStar1080 It already is used that way though. And has been in the past. Just because you aren't aware of that particular application of your grammar doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Dude there's tons of grammar rules the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about, because you don't need to know. Doesn't mean the thing in question isn't still a valid and correct usage. Like with all kinds of things, if your knowledge in a particular field isn't extensive, you shouldn't be arguing so vehemently. And when someone does point out something you thought about the thing is actually incorrect, you should learn the lesson and move on, instead of insisting that you're in the right, when the evidence is absolutely against you. And this doesn't just concern the pronoun and grammar thing alone anymore. People just need to let people be people, man.

  • @ceretomer5987
    @ceretomer5987 Před rokem +2081

    We need more of this to bring back common sense back to our country.

    • @Iera_Thaumaturgy
      @Iera_Thaumaturgy Před rokem +38

      To the world, not only a country ;-;

    • @show_me_your_kitties
      @show_me_your_kitties Před rokem +33

      ​@@Iera_Thaumaturgy yes but America is where is has to start!

    • @kelseybrexit5224
      @kelseybrexit5224 Před rokem

      @@show_me_your_kittiesVery true! All those third world countries can suck it, America comes first!!! Idgaf about starving African Children, we need to ban pronouns once and for all😤

    • @bnsyphotography2104
      @bnsyphotography2104 Před rokem

      @@show_me_your_kitties yeah America is the hive.

    • @jsk1429
      @jsk1429 Před rokem

      @@show_me_your_kitties u Americans are not the main character

  • @sansetro3965
    @sansetro3965 Před 7 dny +1

    As a part of the queer community, this was actually one of the funniest things I've heard. Sometimes people get offended for absolutely no real reason, it's best to simply ignore them and make fun of 'em

  • @DaKingBread_
    @DaKingBread_ Před měsícem +4

    As someone apart of the LGVT+ Community, I can confirm I am a TV.

  • @missado
    @missado Před rokem +754

    I remember talking to a friend about him doing a show with his girlfriend. I asked "Oh are you getting ready for the show on friday with that new girl. She seems talented."
    He corrects me, "THEY are really excited to be working with me and we should have fun."
    I innocently replied, "Oh so it's like multiple people in the band?"
    "No it's just them."
    I never felt so confused....

    • @-Dan-.
      @-Dan-. Před rokem

      Singular they has been around for a long time. Person online you don’t know? They. Animal you don’t wanna look at their genitals to find out what to call them? They. Androgynous person at the grocery store? They.

    • @yadiyd
      @yadiyd Před rokem +87

      It's like, "Who's on first"!

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 Před rokem +111

      Wouldn't be girlfriend then, it's his theyfriend. Have to fit all the personalities in there.

    • @ecclesmanchester
      @ecclesmanchester Před rokem

      Your friend is an idiot.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Před rokem

      Yeah, even trans people are confused about the whole pronoun thing.
      We don’t need that crap. It does nothing for us so if you know someone that uses incorrect pronouns then they are posers wanting attention.
      Same with cross dressing and body alteration and castration.
      None of that stuff benefits us.

  • @aidandurand3210
    @aidandurand3210 Před 9 měsíci +1135

    As a gay guy, do whatever tf you want, these jokes are amazing.

    • @jeremy6528
      @jeremy6528 Před 9 měsíci +17

      There’s no way you can think this is funny

    • @kredziigaming981
      @kredziigaming981 Před 9 měsíci

      gay 🤮🤮🤮 wtf r u doing with your life

    • @kidnamedalaska
      @kidnamedalaska Před 9 měsíci +106

      @@jeremy6528 why not? he's not hurting everyone.

    • @kidnamedalaska
      @kidnamedalaska Před 9 měsíci +59

      @@kredziigaming981 sounds like you're insecure..

    • @StroJPP
      @StroJPP Před 9 měsíci +49

      @@jeremy6528 He's funny. And I am supporting LGBT before it became fashion to do. A comedian"s routine is to chock, cross lines, and make fun of. Kvon did not say anything that would feed racism. It is not because you have no sens of humor that everyone miss it.

  • @cedcornell1896
    @cedcornell1896 Před 4 dny

    Thank u from France 🇫🇷 I laughed a lot 😂.u killed it 😅🤘

  • @ThePreparedMind
    @ThePreparedMind Před 2 měsíci +5

    COMEDY, real comedy! Laugh at them all 😂😅

  • @nichhahn1013
    @nichhahn1013 Před rokem +550

    Why do some of these people think they're sexual preference should be my business for some reason? I don't think my sexuality should be anybody's business except my own and whoever I'm giving the business to . People stay in your lane

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen Před rokem

      I fuck pussies. Just in case you wanted to know.

    • @NotableSavage
      @NotableSavage Před rokem +1

      This crowd wants to talk about their genitals and who/what they like to rub them on and when normal people get disgusted they become offended. Clown world.

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 Před rokem +33

      It’s called pretentiousness.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 Před rokem

      Exactly Nich... so should I hang a flag from my house that let's everyone know I like big boob blondes?? 😂
      It's amazing how its so important for some people to NEED to feel special. You're g ay??? Big deal... yawn.

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 Před rokem

      Their sexual perverts.

  • @remyllebeau77
    @remyllebeau77 Před rokem +596

    Never let evil people dictate how you speak.

    • @benjaminreynolds3780
      @benjaminreynolds3780 Před rokem +4

      those people are not evil. Calm down. I don't agree with their lifestyle, but are most evil? No, don't be clueless.

    • @hollyroxy25
      @hollyroxy25 Před rokem +38

      @@benjaminreynolds3780 look at the clip of them attacking Riley Gaines & then say that .
      It’s never “All” but it is A LOT

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 Před rokem

      ​@@benjaminreynolds3780 They are evil. It's why they're targeting children with their idealology and why they physically attack, harass, and dox people.

    • @nettles6055
      @nettles6055 Před rokem +24

      ​@@benjaminreynolds3780 evil, yes.

    • @Outside_the_Books
      @Outside_the_Books Před rokem

      @@benjaminreynolds3780 Lefty activists are always violent and psycho… not evil? Haha! You must be trolling!

  • @vickylysi7423
    @vickylysi7423 Před měsícem +2

    I usually don't find comedians funny, I don't like the cussing and bad language. I loved this guy!!
    !

  • @LAPesos
    @LAPesos Před 2 měsíci +4

    Da last joke killed!!! Lmfao 😂💀

  • @LarryPoppinsX
    @LarryPoppinsX Před 8 měsíci +164

    "They all came up at the same time. They being one person." LMFAO

    • @neoflyboy
      @neoflyboy Před 2 měsíci

      I'm not your joke. I took care of my ill mother and now of my 85 years old father while my 4 heterosexual brothers do nothing. Really, I'm not your joke. A discriminatory middleeastern triggering you to get your hates out and get some money out of it.

    • @Chris-gx1ei
      @Chris-gx1ei Před měsícem +1

      Yeah, couldnt have used a new Third Person Singular that claims them to be neutral but not an "It", instead they all have to go for plural.
      That's just confusing to the poor little kids 😅

    • @Delphi6644
      @Delphi6644 Před 25 dny

      @@Chris-gx1ei they has been used as a singular pronoun for centuries tho? and people do use xe/xem too, but some people get upset at being asked to use new words while also denying using one thats been around for centuries. its a lose lose with some people.

  • @midomohamed4842
    @midomohamed4842 Před 6 měsíci +519

    As a proud member of the MEXICAN+ community I’d be glad to climb over that wall and watch this comedy club

    • @neoflyboy
      @neoflyboy Před 2 měsíci

      nadie se rio de tu chiste porque das verguenza ajena. Los gays no somos el chiste de nadie.

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 Před 2 měsíci

      Get kicked out of your country then climb back into it.

    • @MikeHunt-is5mx
      @MikeHunt-is5mx Před 2 měsíci +9

      You mean LOCO+😂

    • @luzdivina2706
      @luzdivina2706 Před 2 měsíci +1

      🤣

    • @xxsparrowxx8568
      @xxsparrowxx8568 Před měsícem +1

      🤣😂🤣

  • @blackphoenix123
    @blackphoenix123 Před měsícem +2

    As a black man, your funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣
    You got my stamp of approval lol

  • @danaso2567
    @danaso2567 Před 10 měsíci +1471

    In a world where commedy is considered offensive, gotta say, this is a breath of fresh air.

    • @ryry854
      @ryry854 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Comedy has always been offensive. Britain nearly banned the masterpiece that is The Life of Brian - why because it offended religious sensibilities. George Carlin made a career out of offending the religious types by making fun of the absurdities of religion. Don't let people tell you offense is something new, its just the focus and subjects have shifted.

    • @danaso2567
      @danaso2567 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@ryry854 yes, good comedy has always been offensive, but usually there were a few specific hot points such as religion, now it's basically everything. Carlin kept going, Chapelle will do the same, but can't help but wonder what happens to the "little guys" that do not have the staying power of Chapelle.

    • @nyxnightshades
      @nyxnightshades Před 9 měsíci +1

      well maybe its good this hate speech is considered offensive

    • @itsmeaiden8788
      @itsmeaiden8788 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@nyxnightshades i hope this is a joke...

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Laughter, the best medicine

  • @kennguyen7326
    @kennguyen7326 Před 10 měsíci +2848

    Rare to see comedian actually do comedy nowadays. You nailed it bro, keep it coming. 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před 10 měsíci +127

      Thanks a ton

    • @brettvandermeer5297
      @brettvandermeer5297 Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@kvoncomedy bro i fucking died at the end xD

    • @Ttf-2001
      @Ttf-2001 Před 9 měsíci

      People are too sensitive now. Snowflakes think words are violent.

    • @jaroslav-6027
      @jaroslav-6027 Před 9 měsíci +4

      what are you even talking about? :D that's a bit of a nonsense

    • @Ttf-2001
      @Ttf-2001 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@jaroslav-6027 People are easily offended. Cant insult any race, religion, idea etc. Hard to do comedy if all of them are taken away.

  • @l3sbian._.w3irdo
    @l3sbian._.w3irdo Před 15 dny +3

    as a lesbian i dont get why they get mad when somebody they've never seen in their life call them the wrong pronouns like dude pronouns are earned

  • @printz-of-peepz
    @printz-of-peepz Před měsícem +2

    When South Park episodes start becoming just another Monday, you know we've entered into very strange times. Bravo for calling out the ridiculousness.

  • @pureventrue2357
    @pureventrue2357 Před rokem +2139

    Man it's so refhreshing to see someone hit back at the absolute insanity. Haven't laughed this hard in quite some time, earned a sub

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +86

      Yesss

    • @Robizoid
      @Robizoid Před 10 měsíci +3

      I called the LGBTQ, the FDBTQ, but I’m not allowed to stay here with the F & D stand for. Use your imagination.

    • @kimjones2056
      @kimjones2056 Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@RobizoidI just call them the alphabet soup group

    • @othonpedro2870
      @othonpedro2870 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@kvoncomedythank you

    • @othonpedro2870
      @othonpedro2870 Před 10 měsíci +3

      How can 1 person be They and Them ?

  • @brees9263
    @brees9263 Před rokem +378

    Everyone getting real sick of the alphabet community.. 💀💀 they take the fun out of everything fr smh

    • @hana-ov1ju
      @hana-ov1ju Před rokem +17

      Alphabet community lmao 💀me and my cousin call it rainbow stuff

    • @tonyrobbins1665
      @tonyrobbins1665 Před rokem +10

      Did everyone learn their gay,B,C 's ? 🤣

    • @marmichaux7520
      @marmichaux7520 Před rokem +9

      Yes.
      I call them the alphabet soup group.
      Wahh wahh wahh..😭😭
      We can't even BREATHE correctly.

    • @maureengriffin7448
      @maureengriffin7448 Před rokem +1

      Totally

    • @cynthia4680
      @cynthia4680 Před rokem +4

      Me… I’m completely sick of their $hit

  • @aksh_x_
    @aksh_x_ Před 2 dny +1

    "Those were the original letters" LMAO

  • @johann8418
    @johann8418 Před 3 měsíci +2

    the update part was so goood :D

  • @Lonesome__Dove
    @Lonesome__Dove Před rokem +140

    "They all came up to me at the same time" lmao

  • @markfuller1306
    @markfuller1306 Před 9 měsíci +680

    As a gay man, I find this bloody hysterical. And sadly all too true of the generation that follows. What has society become?

    • @a1pha_star
      @a1pha_star Před 9 měsíci +86

      Finally, someone I can relate with. I'm a gay man who doesn't identify with the LGBT-whatever crowd. Fuck the labels. I'm just a normal guy who likes men haha. Life's too short to be getting triggered by every little thing. We all need to laugh at ourselves and the insanity of this world.

    • @jackraptor1581
      @jackraptor1581 Před 9 měsíci +9

      You should know. You’re the door that was first opened. What, you thought it was gonna stop there?

    • @iamthegreatest4872
      @iamthegreatest4872 Před 9 měsíci +25

      finally some normal gay people. i respect yall

    • @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
      @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@a1pha_star*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻‍♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦‍♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅
      *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦‍♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️
      *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*

    • @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
      @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@iamthegreatest4872*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻‍♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦‍♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅
      *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦‍♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️
      *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*

  • @choochoocharlie9107
    @choochoocharlie9107 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Last line was a knee slapper. Loved it

  • @thedoomtrainer8292
    @thedoomtrainer8292 Před měsícem +13

    I'm bi, and was laughing nonstop at this! Anyone who finds this offensive either feels the need to unnecessarily get offended on other's behalf, or have no clue how to take a joke or laugh at themselves, which is actually a very valuable skill in life.

    • @nobodyuwu3970
      @nobodyuwu3970 Před měsícem

      I hate those idiots, that small minority that just screams and annoys in our community is ruining it for everyone else. They think they "help", but just annoy everyone outside and making them angry at the whole community, pushing everything into a bad spotlight.

  • @alexanderjimenez926
    @alexanderjimenez926 Před rokem +1381

    As a proud American with Mexican heritage, I fully stand against aliens.

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs Před rokem +29

      You need to put some weight on. Lightweight

    • @alexanderjimenez926
      @alexanderjimenez926 Před rokem +33

      @@seasonedbeefs LMAO. Too funny. I edited the comment to proud not pound.. good catch though

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs Před rokem +18

      @@alexanderjimenez926 hahaha all good. Have a great day!

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 Před rokem

      We tried to see them 9/20/2019. Never forget.

    • @NeoMokgabo21
      @NeoMokgabo21 Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @queenofthepierats3488
    @queenofthepierats3488 Před rokem +2024

    As someone who's bi, I absolutely love this. The "community" has gotten absolutely ridiculous, though I've never felt the need to join. I am what I am, and I don't feel the need to shove it in everyone's face. Keep on with your comedy, my dude - it's nice to see someone out there still has sense and is also hilarious!

    • @JimJones-kk8pb
      @JimJones-kk8pb Před rokem +38

      No such thing as bi

    • @Colton-sk8nn
      @Colton-sk8nn Před rokem +100

      @@JimJones-kk8pb are you joking or for real?

    • @illyia7051
      @illyia7051 Před rokem +1

      ​@@Colton-sk8nn Mental and hormonal abnormalities like bi are real, but still fucked up as any other mental illness.

    • @kashiaroundtheworld
      @kashiaroundtheworld Před rokem

      I feel the T contradicts LGB... Because they claim that Anyone can be any sex. But as LGB you understand that you have an actual sexual preference.. and therefore recognise, there are two sexes.

    • @LostLight17
      @LostLight17 Před rokem +102

      @@JimJones-kk8pb They are saying "bi" as in bisexual meaning someone finds adult males and females sexually attractive. That does exist.

  • @matthewbeard7225
    @matthewbeard7225 Před 2 měsíci

    Making me PROUD bro thanks!

  • @katielynn1
    @katielynn1 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Gay-B-C's had me rolling 😂😂

  • @naturalsettings7098
    @naturalsettings7098 Před rokem +304

    This entire subject deserves open criticism and tons of comedy. Great gig and thanks for the laughs 😂😅

  • @deanne1671
    @deanne1671 Před 6 měsíci +177

    "We gotta learn our gay b c's ".....nearly shot coffee out of my nose laughing when I heard that part!!!!! Absolutely LOVE it!!!! I'll be recycling that one. Lmfaooooooooo😂

  • @ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE
    @ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE Před 13 hodinami

    " I didn't know they made an update " 😂😂😂 second time watching it

  • @LuisAguilar-xd2hw
    @LuisAguilar-xd2hw Před rokem +117

    Huge sign of immaturity is coming to a comedy club, getting mad at the jokes,and raining on everybody else's parade. Very easy going, chill, easy to talk to individual right there

  • @jeremyjohnson2129
    @jeremyjohnson2129 Před 5 měsíci +99

    "im ready to protest I just dont know why yet" 🤣

  • @markgs6941
    @markgs6941 Před 17 dny

    this guy is going places, easily the best bit ive seen this year. :)

  • @trentscioneaux8718
    @trentscioneaux8718 Před 4 měsíci +2

    As a member of the FYFLITGAH(F@#$ Your Feelings Life Is Tough Get A Helmet)+ Community I approve this message.

  • @DevinOfBacon
    @DevinOfBacon Před rokem +414

    I thought this was gonna be a video where a woman at this particular event got mad, and expected it to be the woman that shouted "Woo!" when Kvon asked where all the LGBT people are at.

  • @xxmeanyheadxx
    @xxmeanyheadxx Před rokem +838

    This was such an awesome and well put together bit that the only possible way it can offend someone is if they are trying so hard to be oppressed

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +68

      Yessss

    • @JJ3nkins89
      @JJ3nkins89 Před rokem +31

      When there is a will, there is a way.. to be offended.

    • @sspencer4036
      @sspencer4036 Před rokem +23

      I'm offended he didn't call out the straight people 😂😂😂

    • @bluezy710
      @bluezy710 Před rokem +1

      But these people are oppressed. Demonically oppressed.

    • @xxmeanyheadxx
      @xxmeanyheadxx Před rokem +21

      @@sspencer4036 now that i think about it, he didnt shoutout Hungarians, what a racist!

  • @PartiloGD
    @PartiloGD Před měsícem +2

    Wait I forgot the Update! Had me rolling

  • @volocty
    @volocty Před měsícem

    Would love to see KVON on the View! That's an episode I would watch! 😂😂

  • @mariocarrero4483
    @mariocarrero4483 Před 6 měsíci +285

    As a proud member of the human race, I approve of his comedy

  • @mrmezeekz2119
    @mrmezeekz2119 Před 10 měsíci +504

    That guy who screamed "What!?" After hearing that A is for Asexual had me dying 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před 10 měsíci +49

      Lol

    • @ViridianFlow
      @ViridianFlow Před 10 měsíci +74

      I think they were confused because someone who has sex with themselves is Autosexual not asexual.
      Asexual is someone who doesn't have a sex drive/doesn't like sex. The A means "not" like how atheist means not theist or apolitical means not political.

    • @mrmezeekz2119
      @mrmezeekz2119 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @verdankoro6010 I did not know that either. Thank you for explaining.

    • @MrMcguire89
      @MrMcguire89 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@ViridianFlow Asexual has always been a species or animal that can procreate with multiple sexes. Mostly animals that are only one sex, hence why they don't need two sexes to procreate. Just because Google tells you something or your liberal friends change the definition doesn't mean it's the new normal. Read a biology book.

    • @NamelessNepo-oe9mf
      @NamelessNepo-oe9mf Před 10 měsíci +2

      but what is the T for????????//

  • @bonitamartin4954
    @bonitamartin4954 Před 6 dny

    Awesome! I often wonder if they wake up thinking, "what shall I be offended by today?"

  • @fire_n_ice1984
    @fire_n_ice1984 Před 3 měsíci

    Forget talk radio, T.V news, newspaper...... Stand-up comedy has become the mouthpiece of the people and freedom.

  • @liamoconnor9487
    @liamoconnor9487 Před rokem +77

    Riley Gaines knows all about freedom of speech on campus.

  • @davidcamacho3513
    @davidcamacho3513 Před rokem +237

    Thank goodness. Freedom of expression in comedy. This guy’s refreshing

    • @Holy_Wraith
      @Holy_Wraith Před rokem +1

      Freedom of expression is 90% gone in the USA.

    • @tipsy09
      @tipsy09 Před rokem +1

      For the alphabet mafia freedom of expression is you’re free to express yourself only the way they approve

  • @BajaBandit
    @BajaBandit Před měsícem

    hilarious set XD had me dying the whole time

  • @user-es8nt8fj1v
    @user-es8nt8fj1v Před 2 měsíci

    Hilarious and truly refreshing 😂😅

  • @JeffL78
    @JeffL78 Před rokem +259

    Holy crap CZcams recommended a new funny comedian. This was beyond refreshing.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Před rokem +13

      Hey hey! Pick a show any show Kvon.tv

    • @bronyman9000
      @bronyman9000 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Might be my new fave since Gabriel Iglesias/Jeff Dunham and randy feltface

    • @joshuacstorlie
      @joshuacstorlie Před 10 měsíci

      Finally the algorithm doesn’t suck they/them’s balls