Everyone Is Looking To Be Offended. K-von

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  • čas přidán 19. 07. 2023
  • Everyone is looking to be offended, or at least that's how K-von feels in this clip from his 2nd Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip K-von talks about how to level the playing field. This clip is sure to keep you entertained/offended from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 910

  • @kevinknott3500
    @kevinknott3500 Před 9 měsíci +823

    "it's my 1st day shut up"😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +45

      I just started! LOL

    • @jesusisable7052
      @jesusisable7052 Před 9 měsíci +14

      😂😂😂

    • @gturp2
      @gturp2 Před 9 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂

    • @djschultz61
      @djschultz61 Před 8 měsíci

      Yep. We heard it too.

    • @gb7702
      @gb7702 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Kev-on no-tt.
      What was the first part of the joke since you gave us the punchline?

  • @wind10miko
    @wind10miko Před 6 měsíci +140

    "I'll apologize IF you can tell me when's their next game" 😂😂😂😂

  • @kjaubrey4816
    @kjaubrey4816 Před 9 měsíci +1223

    I miss when people could laugh at our differences instead of looking for reasons to be offended.
    This clip put a smile on my face.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +33

      you rock!

    • @rollandnewcomb5524
      @rollandnewcomb5524 Před 9 měsíci +22

      I bursted out laughing several times.

    • @adriannn1180
      @adriannn1180 Před 9 měsíci +16

      same, i miss those good old days

    • @noirhorror197
      @noirhorror197 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Half way thru...it's great! Reminds me of older comedy. I'm white and I think it's so funny when black people make fun of white people.

    • @pilucciluccinassi8504
      @pilucciluccinassi8504 Před 9 měsíci +3

      So refreshing!!!

  • @alisonbrandon9059
    @alisonbrandon9059 Před 9 měsíci +162

    “I use cologne responsibly” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AhmedEraj-fo7ou
    @AhmedEraj-fo7ou Před 8 měsíci +164

    "We were arguing, but we were arguing in a fun way. That's America. That's what we should be doing."
    He's brilliant. I almost cried. 🥺

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 8 měsíci +4

      👋

    • @y.r.9401
      @y.r.9401 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Most people are not cool like him & that blk. Employee thou. .

    • @blindship5792
      @blindship5792 Před 7 měsíci

      oh plz!! go to american immigration section and it is definitively NOT FUN!

  • @CA2SD
    @CA2SD Před 9 měsíci +491

    His deliverance is awesome! There's no reason to be offended because he's squashing every race. I miss these types of comedy where you're able to be funny and just enjoy a good laugh.

    • @kathygreer2097
      @kathygreer2097 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Equal opportunity offender. 😂🤣

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle Před 9 měsíci +15

      Lol his delivery. His deliverance is something totally different... lol speaking of deliverance i hear banjos paddle faster

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 9 měsíci

      Let a BLACK PERSON say something and see how OK it is then hypocrite

    • @truerealist757
      @truerealist757 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@timothyfloogle lol i went looking for this!😂

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@homelesshannah50they do. They say all kinds of things that a person would get crucified for.

  • @ObsidianWisdom
    @ObsidianWisdom Před 9 měsíci +232

    As a Black man, I have never snorted at a joke before until today... when he said his name in the ATL... I was done!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +10

      A Town!

    • @myke6135
      @myke6135 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Cap. You're not black

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 8 měsíci

      @@myke6135we all are now

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@myke6135you know him personally?

    • @myke6135
      @myke6135 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@kingofdragons7 Don't have to. I know BLACK!

  • @C_Dana
    @C_Dana Před 9 měsíci +393

    K-Von had me laughing so much but he touched on some very important points concerning all of us...Americans. Loved his performance.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +9

      👋

    • @MarkJoseph81
      @MarkJoseph81 Před 9 měsíci +7

      That's the point of stand-up comedy, when done right.

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 Před 8 měsíci +61

    I really love how he points out that we can be friends over our funny differences and not enemies. That what divides us can actually bring us together through the viewpoint of humor. Godspeed.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle Před 6 měsíci +2

      Truly what comedy is meant to be

    • @dadadadave9652
      @dadadadave9652 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I felt like this is how America was when I was growing up; hope America'll be back to that greatness again, where we can tease and bantor and appreciate the differences, not get all offended at every little thing

    • @chthulu27
      @chthulu27 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@dadadadave9652 , agreed. The political correctness we suffer from today treats any sort of good-natured teasing as though it MUST be a mean-spirited act of evil.

  • @Unknown2Yoo
    @Unknown2Yoo Před 8 měsíci +18

    I love his black voice 😆 That whole bit with TSA was hilarious.

  • @SenKichita
    @SenKichita Před 9 měsíci +216

    I really love this guy, not just the jokes, but also the wholesome interactions he had! Can't wait to hear more of ya!🍻

  • @soulmatechan
    @soulmatechan Před 7 měsíci +17

    "I'm plumb/er"
    Tears 😂

  • @johnbenko3773
    @johnbenko3773 Před 7 měsíci +25

    This man understands the 2 commandnts of comedy. 1 nothing is sacred. 2 everyone gets it in the end.

  • @ivonned32
    @ivonned32 Před 6 měsíci +28

    Im Latina and Im dying of laughter about the fence joke😂😂😂😂

  • @TC-gx3qn
    @TC-gx3qn Před 8 měsíci +34

    Very funny! Refreshing to see a comedian not afraid to respectfully clown again instead of worrying about whom they might offend. I would pay to see your show.

  • @messiahsoldier
    @messiahsoldier Před 8 měsíci +5

    "Not even real soccer, women soccer"

  • @kingofbudokai
    @kingofbudokai Před 9 měsíci +86

    Yes! I love K-von. And God bless the guy who made the "under the court" joke. That was gold.

  • @Aiyan777
    @Aiyan777 Před 9 měsíci +29

    😂😂😂 I died at "I am Plumb-her" lol!!! He's one hilarious Persian comedian

  • @joymarie715
    @joymarie715 Před 8 měsíci +7

    He knocks them right out of the Park!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy Před 9 měsíci +25

    Karenitas😂😂😂😂as a Hispanic, I thought this was hilarious😂

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute Před 6 měsíci +14

    "We need to laugh now more than ever." -Kvon
    Absolutely.

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Před 7 měsíci +9

    the perfume joke was hysterical!!!

  • @Jules-dn9jl
    @Jules-dn9jl Před 9 měsíci +77

    I loved the exchange K-von had at the airport. Such fun. I really enjoyed this set. I hope to see more of him.

    • @Trijem
      @Trijem Před 9 měsíci +5

      Take it easy, it's my 1st day! 😂😅😂😅

  • @SQUATCHY614
    @SQUATCHY614 Před 9 měsíci +52

    This guy is funny. We are too easily offended. There’s so much to laugh at about people.

  • @oliviajeanne7709
    @oliviajeanne7709 Před 9 měsíci +8

    I’m gonna walk to X-ray machine BLACK!
    That’s not how we walk!
    It’s my first day shut up!😂😂😂
    I love dry bar comedy

  • @lisag1157
    @lisag1157 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Speak it!! The truth is the BEST comedy!! LOL

  • @esetekristos7055
    @esetekristos7055 Před 8 měsíci +18

    I love this guy...unapologetically funny. Keep up the good work! No race spared. 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 8 měsíci +2

      U made my day!!! 🇺🇸

  • @SodoMojo22
    @SodoMojo22 Před 9 měsíci +139

    This guy is great, keeping it real.

  • @candellina6
    @candellina6 Před 9 měsíci +105

    Oh, Kvon... thank you so much for standing for the truth AND being so funny ❤ 😂

  • @behroozmodarres2671
    @behroozmodarres2671 Před 7 měsíci +28

    as a Persian I totally approve and love your work. keep up the great work K-von!

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow Před 9 měsíci +200

    Loved his first special. I'm glad to see he's back, he is hilarious.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +36

      I am working on a tird special LOLLLLL

    • @sebastian_manuells
      @sebastian_manuells Před 9 měsíci +8

      Tird/ Turd
      Got the reference. 😂
      It was a great show. Love from India.

    • @DocteurSnow
      @DocteurSnow Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@sebastian_manuells Lol, I read it quickly and completely missed it. That's gold. With tird, you have something to show for it.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@DocteurSnowthanks for reminding me of his first especial. It was fantastic.

    • @AG-M23
      @AG-M23 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Kvon never left.

  • @Noname-ni1dy
    @Noname-ni1dy Před 9 měsíci +17

    This might be the funniest guy on earth! No swearing or vulgarity.

  • @rickfromthecape3135
    @rickfromthecape3135 Před 9 měsíci +51

    Yes! We CAN laugh at ourselves!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +6

      we can... but I wonder WHO CAN'T. we must avoid those types

    • @rickfromthecape3135
      @rickfromthecape3135 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@kvoncomedy And we must keep them from cancelling people like this comedian!

  • @mrk8633
    @mrk8633 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Too good, a real peacemaker soldier.

  • @yuriflores2166
    @yuriflores2166 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I just love watching this guy, I'm Mexican, and the joke he said about us is whe I gave him the like

  • @ezGonzalez
    @ezGonzalez Před 8 měsíci +6

    Man! 😂😂😂You remind me when I was in the military! Which was many moons ago when we used to joke about each other and we laughed about! Those were the days!

  • @thanksfernuthin
    @thanksfernuthin Před 9 měsíci +19

    Tap dancing through the landmines. Well done!

  • @mikaelaltairbruneau474
    @mikaelaltairbruneau474 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I'm super offended at how hilarious this is hahahahahahahaha

  • @larrybell4599
    @larrybell4599 Před 9 měsíci +101

    You’re very funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

  • @davidcalvo9693
    @davidcalvo9693 Před 9 měsíci +27

    Appreciate that someone celebrates our differences and chooses to laugh

  • @DraconiInfernalus
    @DraconiInfernalus Před 7 měsíci +4

    dont take yourself too seriously and you can laugh about things like that...love this kind of humor

  • @all_things_beautiful6905
    @all_things_beautiful6905 Před 9 měsíci +23

    The Subaru haircut joke had me cracking up. 😅
    Had to go back and edit my comment because the airport bit... hysterical and exactly what we should be like in America. Would pay to see him. Great job!

  • @mr.punisher4858
    @mr.punisher4858 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I am still laughing at the real soccer joke!

  • @OmenCast
    @OmenCast Před 9 měsíci +32

    Easily one of the funniest standup videos I’ve seen 😂

  • @tristix3721
    @tristix3721 Před 7 měsíci +3

    For a longest time, we all forgot to laugh. Thanks Kei Von Mo Eazi.

  • @cabanford
    @cabanford Před 8 měsíci +6

    I'm gonna apologize, if you can tell me... When's their next game. (Silence)
    Best Bill Burr burn I've heard in a while! 😂😂❤

  • @MSmith-jx3mi
    @MSmith-jx3mi Před 9 měsíci +6

    "It's my first day, shut up!" 😆

  • @jimdavis6833
    @jimdavis6833 Před 9 měsíci +27

    Funny without being raunchy. Love it.

  • @tutu3909
    @tutu3909 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Lol, this is so true. Everyone is too sensitive today, no one can even have a different opinion or perspective anymore.

  • @blueflame6289
    @blueflame6289 Před 9 měsíci +11

    *"On being offended still remember your first video on the blind man. He was facing the wrong way but he was smiling"* 😂😂😂😂 *Hilarious set that and this one and the many shorts in between* 👍🤠

  • @dinahpalmer6177
    @dinahpalmer6177 Před 9 měsíci +42

    OMG! Freaking hilarious! Dude you were killing it!! 🤣

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +4

      hiiiii

    • @dinahpalmer6177
      @dinahpalmer6177 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@kvoncomedy Hi K-von, how are you?

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@dinahpalmer6177hi there. Good tank u

    • @dinahpalmer6177
      @dinahpalmer6177 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@kvoncomedy that's good to hear...I'm doing good myself

  • @ninificationfact
    @ninificationfact Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Thats not how we walk," "It's my first day shut up!" *dies*

  • @drip369
    @drip369 Před 9 měsíci +32

    He's the greatest half Persian comedian of all time,

  • @neriwest3161
    @neriwest3161 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I laughed so much. K-von is really brilliant as a comedian. I miss those good old days when people would take joke as a joke, not interpreting it to be an offensive or hateful statement and feel so hurt for being a victim. We had a good time those days. Everyone laughed and smiled and made friends.

  • @number1x
    @number1x Před 9 měsíci +47

    I love this guy. He always makes me laugh
    Glad he is back in dry bar

  • @catherinensungwa9942
    @catherinensungwa9942 Před 9 měsíci +34

    K-von never disappoints.

  • @jasonfrazier4886
    @jasonfrazier4886 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Saw him in Vancouver 10 years ago and even then it was obviously he was on his way!

  • @SamSolasdonSaol
    @SamSolasdonSaol Před 9 měsíci +29

    Wow did I need that laugh in mah belly!!! Thank you so much. More please! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lizintexas1134
    @lizintexas1134 Před 9 měsíci +3

    The last joke about Ke-Bon funniest 😂 shift ever.

  • @jackrosendale8367
    @jackrosendale8367 Před 9 měsíci +37

    Brilliant!! This should be streamed in public places 24/7/365 until everybody actually GETS it.

  • @echris10sen
    @echris10sen Před 9 měsíci +5

    As a member of that church I can confirm we have some of the fastest clean ups ever. Ive seen potlucks and parties for hundreds of people are taken down in 5 minutes.

  • @NecTeezay
    @NecTeezay Před 7 měsíci +6

    Loved ke-von , mo-easeyyy part . Im still laughing as im writing this 🤣
    Thank you for the laughs! I need em!

  • @carmel3613
    @carmel3613 Před 9 měsíci +8

    That Will Smith reference was hilarious!! 😂

  • @IWill_iTV
    @IWill_iTV Před 9 měsíci +30

    First time hearing this guy and love’em already! 😂

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember Před 9 měsíci +3

    No one would be able to tell him when the next men's soccer game is either.

  • @bagofsteel9152
    @bagofsteel9152 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Finally a comedian with enough gusto to keep up with the times.

  • @kimchi2780
    @kimchi2780 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love Kvon! My great grandmother is from Iran! I am Korean and Turkic/Persian and I drive a Subaru LOL! The dark eyes got me because I have them!!!

  • @verowind
    @verowind Před 4 měsíci +2

    ,,it's my first day'' got me holding my stomach on the floor

  • @annieseaside
    @annieseaside Před 9 měsíci +3

    I am over the moon to hear a joke about ingrate Rapino! 😂👏🏻

  • @diegocorrea5143
    @diegocorrea5143 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Adorable the airport situation..like two kids playing..sweet,..harmless and very funny... that is my kind of joke :)))

  • @drogon6403
    @drogon6403 Před 9 měsíci +4

    One of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen in my life😂😂

  • @lankycide77
    @lankycide77 Před 6 měsíci +4

    People sincerely enjoying each other's quirks and differences. I love this!

  • @joyceibanez8207
    @joyceibanez8207 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I love and appreciate DRY BAR‼️Every comedian has me laughing so hard and guess what, no filth, no dirty words and no shaming anyone. Thanks you fun wonderful comedians and DRY BAR for the laughs. 😊

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 Před 9 měsíci +9

    🤣😂🤣 Fantastic!!! Best support group for normal people ever!!!

  • @Shernicet
    @Shernicet Před 7 měsíci +2

    He's hilarious 😂

  • @nightshade4502
    @nightshade4502 Před 9 měsíci +5

    "Ill meat you under the court; we'll go get some tacos!" 💀💀💀Thats hilarious K-von, didn't expect you returning to that joke

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +1

      Truthhhh. Love an impromptu callback

  • @samaashraf2391
    @samaashraf2391 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Finally I've been waiting for him to come back forever 😭

  • @alineeloyhim4537
    @alineeloyhim4537 Před 9 měsíci +33

    I watched his first comedy and it was just awesome. Glad to see he’s back. 💃🏽💃🏽

  • @andrewfoster4359
    @andrewfoster4359 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "its my first day, shut up" killed me 🙂

  • @j.8678
    @j.8678 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Love, love, love this!! 😂😂

  • @radicalttc
    @radicalttc Před 9 měsíci +7

    And.its CLEAN!!!!!

  • @stephensullivan1011
    @stephensullivan1011 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Not even real soccer, women's soccer" 😂 2:00

  • @ismaelspechtintuition3519
    @ismaelspechtintuition3519 Před 9 měsíci +9

    That´s what comedy should be all about. Just be funny, like Kvon.

    • @chanthana7694
      @chanthana7694 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I can't believe how many people complain or get offended.

  • @dlight9849
    @dlight9849 Před 9 měsíci +15

    4:15 100% so true. I work with a few Persians and they definitely use way too much cologne.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +3

      lolllll

    • @Trijem
      @Trijem Před 9 měsíci +5

      The French are also frequently accused of using too much cologne. 😅

  • @questioneverything2522
    @questioneverything2522 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I love Dry Bar, no cursing, just pure humor. Kevon is funny!

  • @jonathanrex
    @jonathanrex Před 8 měsíci +6

    That was really funny! He indeed has a very good sense of humour and I love his sarcasm, too (Rapinoe... )

  • @arshiamiri.
    @arshiamiri. Před 6 měsíci +3

    the tsa part was AWESOME dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gilpineda1116
    @gilpineda1116 Před 9 měsíci +7

    I'm Hispanic and love the Latino joke.

  • @kitcat9447
    @kitcat9447 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Dead at the Subaru joke 😂

  • @Holdthisiwanttrysomething1915
    @Holdthisiwanttrysomething1915 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This guy is to good😂

  • @TimJSHeise
    @TimJSHeise Před 9 měsíci +9

    This was surprising refreshing

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci +2

      :) tank you!

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@philmickey7247he probably prefers females, so go flirt with realemonful.

    • @philmickey7247
      @philmickey7247 Před 9 měsíci

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt :) tank you!

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@kvoncomedyjust work on the black walk, K-von, bc the accent rocks!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy Před 9 měsíci

      @@seedsoflove7684okkk ✊🏾

  • @susanneleveille8709
    @susanneleveille8709 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Soooo hilarious!!! Love you.

  • @RollingFishball
    @RollingFishball Před 6 měsíci +5

    My favorite English speaking standup comedian!🎉❤

  • @mysticmusical
    @mysticmusical Před 9 měsíci +7

    I know you're joking but you dodged a bullet. They'll straight up charge you $60+ for your $10 haircut 😂 you lucked out

  • @albertmolina1781
    @albertmolina1781 Před 7 měsíci +4

    He's got the x factor.Very funny.😊

  • @theCPRgals
    @theCPRgals Před 8 měsíci +7

    K-Von, you are a funny lad.
    I totally understand you are proud of you Persian half ...
    but, being half Scottish myself (the other half is English), let me tell you this.
    I get all my dry sense of humour and sarcasm from the Scottish part!
    There are so many jokes you could tell about the Scots.
    I can ream someone upside the head and down the other side, be totally serious,
    and the person thinks I am funny, and laughs.
    At that point I may need to use "the look", then he or she knows I am serious.
    I would love to hear more of the Scottish side come out in you.
    I have a couple of Margarets in the family, and they would also
    like to hear more.
    I am thankful I found you, because you always make me laugh!

  • @Awsomesism1994
    @Awsomesism1994 Před 9 měsíci +31

    I love this guys comedy ❤😊😂

  • @glenbard657
    @glenbard657 Před 9 měsíci +18

    "It is becoming increasingly difficult to be tolerant of a society who has sympathy only for the misfits, only for the maladjusted, only for the criminal, only for the loser." - Vince Lombardi

  • @Kenbur
    @Kenbur Před 8 měsíci +1

    I grew up in the time that America was like this. I so miss it.

  • @maureenbuck4795
    @maureenbuck4795 Před 8 měsíci +2

    They also use "rude" to try to force you to do what "they" want you to do.