How To Get Banned From Karate. Shayne Smith
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- čas přidán 22. 09. 2023
- Have you ever wondered how to get banned from karate, well Shayne Smith has a pretty hilarious story on how it can happen. In this clip from his 3rd Dry Bar Comedy special Shayne Smith tells the story of the time he entered a karate competition, and how he got arrested for using nunchucks in a bar fight. Whether you're someone who is super into karate, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Shayne Smith is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I love how he tells stories as the "hero" from his point of view and also as the "zero" from everyone else's point of view!
Just like the story where he murdered a deer in front of a young family.
"I'm a HERO!"
@@notsure1969He didn't 'murder' a deer, he 'mildly annoyed' a deer. The deer was fine. He states that right in the story. XD
Well put
I've got to be honest, I was convinced Shayne signed up for a children's karate tournament.
Like when Kramer on Seinfeld was fighting kids in Karate.
@@buckbuchanan4902 In my Black belt TKD test, I had to spar kids. 3 of them, and they were all brothers.
It sucked. I like have to be competitive against a kid to get my belt.
*It was a kid's tournament. 'Sensei Dan' was eleven years old and disabled.*
Yeah I'm pretty sure he talked about that ...
RIGHT?💀
Shayne Smith: (Walks into a casual Karate event) "Hello, I'm here for Bloodsport."
The Kumite*
Yeah, he's so cool!!!!!! Especially his tattoos and long, boring story telling technique.
I’ve been in karate over 30 years, and this is the best karate story I’ve ever heard! The nunchucks in the bar was great as well!
I was only in for about 10 years, was an assistant instructor as my first job. My first thought when he mentioned the guy upselling the him nunchucks was that the salesman thought he was selling male birth control. Lol
the guy probably ruined the guy's life, if thats funny, you're sick
Chuck me up. 🤣🤣🤣
Kung Fu sting. 🤣🤣🤣
@@dallassegnook. you're most likely right. but, also, is it fun being the voice of reason at a comedy show?
but you didn't answer the question we all want to know the answer to. Do you hang out with Sensei Dan?
Sensei Dan and I are in two separate realities simultaneously😂
Sensei Dan has lost all his students.
I love how one of his jokes 2 years ago was about regretting face tattoos, and now he has more face tattoos
I was going to ask about that.
It does seem like he's adding more and more. I thought he'd be trying to remove a couple.
Either way, Shayne is hilarious.
Because it's always future Shayne's problem 😂
His entire personality and 85% of his jokes revolve around the fact that he has face tattoos and looks tough but is actually not. Completely boring.
I wrote the exact same thing. He's committed.😂
Laser removal is a good thing 🧐
I've seen him live twice. He's even better in person, his response to the audiences reactions are really unique and spot on
That is awesome! Does he also do clean comedy when live/not on DryBar?
Shayne is a great comedian.
Great rhythm and timing. He has a vast vocabulary and executes it well. To be known as a "clean" style comedian is respectable. Wishing this guy the world.
@@yttrxstein4192 it is more needed than ever in a world desensitized to our own filth and lack of quality.
@@yttrxstein4192 is that what my words meant? Or did you jump to conclusions of grandeur?
@@yttrxstein4192 what is my God? Words or cursing?
What do you know about curses?
@@just_jarman correct
@@yttrxstein4192 ....what the hell he didn't even mention anything related to cursing.
He was saying laughter and comedy n taking the piss is more needed cause people are out of their minds and comedy takes the edge off
And once again, Shayne Smith can fill an entire show with one story! One story!
one story with a story within the story- masterful (the bar brawl was tangential and an inserted story then he smoothly merged back into the main story)
Two but by thoughts exactly
Animal was absolutely amazing.
and we hope to never run into you too!
Seriously, not even with a car @@karlwithak.
are you broken inside? like did your mom and dad never tell you that they loved you? because what other reason would you have to think that this story isnt funny? are you not able to picture his gang friends getting in the moms face? The entire story had me crying! @@karlwithak.
As a karate black belt who loves sparring in tournaments, I found this hilarious.
You dont spar in a tournament. You spar in training. Point system is a useless martial art. Beyond useless.
Exactly, I HOST these Karate Tournaments! I can see it crystal clear!
@@DavidLSgroomg! He had me in stitches! Or was it nunchuks!
What a kook
As a guy from Illinois who loves laughing at comedians, I, too, found this hilarious.
Did you also buy your black belt? 😊
The Michaelangelo line almost made me lose it in a quiet as a church office. 😂😂 I was already teetering 😂😂.
I know! The fact that he dropped that line so nonchalantly that I had to figure out the reference made it even funnier.
😂 😇
i believe it too cus cops do say things like that 😂
The Michelangelo line absolutely made me lose it.
i use to love ninja turtles as a kid and it still took me a minute to get the joke. 😅
I’m crying. I’m a taekwondo instructor and we do points sparring at our tournaments. We also do the “take a knee, look away” thing if someone gets hurt 😂
Wow a taekwondo instructor so pretty 😊👍
@@matthenley7082 thank you! though i'd rather be recognized for my talents in the field if i had to choose between that and my looks lol.
😂😂😂😂 I love the, "Nobody brings nunchucks to a bar. You got knocked out regular" line.
Is Sensei Dan OK?
I came to ask this question
😂😂
*Sensei Dan recovered and started the sixth grade the week after.*
*He was an eleven year old autistic kid who they called Sensei Dan just to make him feel good.*
@@1nvisible1 😂😂😂
I guess Sensei Dan is always carrying nunchakus since.,😁
I love how he tells a joke, its funny, then says "but when you think about it..." and then the joke is twice as funny but in a different way. Genius comedy.
He has such an interesting look. He's like 1/2 accountant and 1/2 prison gang member.
He just looks like any bartender in Southern California 😂
Tattoos are done to send a signal to other people socially. They speak volumes on the mindset of an individual who are wanting to advertise something, whether it's "hey I'm cool" "I'm tough" "I'm an independent thinker" or whatever is their thing. To me it just says, this person is insecure in some way, or is just impulsive and easily lead.
One or two small tattoos that are not normally on show are usually just to reinforce something for themselves or for those they are close and intimate with. Kind of like that person that writes a message on their bathroom mirror to reassure themselves that they are a good/worthy/special person.
Lol I don't know whether to attempt to hit on him or ask him for tax advice 🤣
@@yufoh7753he got them when he was a young teenager to be seen as a tough gangster. Eventually he got out of that, but no one says giving kids access to tattooing was a good idea.
He explains in one of his older sets.
100 per cent poser
I sent this to my sister this weekend.
Monday morning, she texts:
“ just made myself twenty minutes late for work because i simply had* to know what happened to sensai dan”
Monday evening, she texts the family group chat. She is pleased to report that she deadlifted her husband. She followed that with an acknowledgment that her lower back is now spasming. We both suspect sensei Dan had something to do with this.
Watched this while walking my dog. Genuinely looked like a crazy person laughing hysterically walking down the street with a dog who was NOT doing anything funny or remarkable.
😂
Laughing body parts off at the visual!
Same, but not walking my dog.. just me myself and I 🤭😂 I'd totally do it again!
I was at the gym and lost it before one of my sets, probably looked the same
Ah yes. The drybar experience.
I watch these while doing dishes and get all sorts of looks from my wife
For a guy who doesn't know karate, knocking out a sensei, and another with frickin nunchucks, should earn you an actual entry into the mortal combat tournament.
Hahaha nice ! Finish Him! Fatality!
Reminds me of Mac from Its Always Sunny
He was in a gang so he had that "practical experience" that the dojo can't teach
American Karate schools do not teach people to fight in anyway. So knocking out a Sensei is nothing special.
A lot of "seasoned dojo senseis" crumble to practical street fighting
5:48 "hurt my hip immediately" got me good, lmao. I don't think anyone who's held a pair of nunchucks for more than 2 seconds hasn't hit themselves with them, and METAL ones would hurt so bad lmaoo
I used to have a pair of wood nunchucks when I was a kid and there was a time when I would have perpetual bumps in my head from constantly hitting myself with it by accident.
OMG! I just saw him on Pints with Aquinas and got reinvigorated and thoughts I'd check out Shayne again. How hilarious is THIS?! Love it!
I want all my life stories to be narrated by Shayne Smith 😂
Yes the modern Morgan Freeman
RIGHT?!?
Seriously! He'd actually made my boring life sound interesting! 😂 We need a Waze voice of him too.
Mr. Smith..... I am a 61 year old woman who laughs so hard at your comedy specials that my neighbors come and check on me LOL keep it up please because I want to keep laughing. You're great dude
Your neighbors sound like nice people!
You're lucky to live by them.
I'm a 62 year old woman and that was the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
59!
Is it just me or did a 61 year old woman just say "dude"
Stumbled onto this from Key & Peele, thought I'd listen to comedy while opening mail. Twenty minutes later I'm searching for more Shayne Smith, not having read the first letter. Guess that can wait til tomorrow.
I see Shayne actually doubled down on the face tattooing. 🤣
Right? I thought so too lol
As someone who teaches martial arts.... The most unbelievable part is karate tournament starting at noon😂
Yeah, when I did judo all exhibition tournaments were like "starting hour is 6 AM, be here 1-2 hours before that".
@@BelelEscabelyikes!!
@@BelelEscabel I did the point sparring style tournaments he's talking about and they would start at 7/8am and go til about 3pm. God forbid a division runs long lol you could be there til 5/6pm 😂
@@FFmaxxx I would show up late on purpose because I didn't feel like sitting through all of the ceremonies, forms and showcases, I just wanted to fight. Its a full day of wasted time really. hahahah
@@ML-jk3sz 😂😂😂 relatable. I did forms and occasionally sparring but had to wait for kids divisions to be done and never sure when that was
Shayne is one of the most underrated comedians. His delivery is so unique and keeps me laughing!
Underrated? I did not even give this tattooed freak one minute and even that was more than what this clown deserved
For real though
Yes! Shayne, also Kellen Erskine and Josh Sneed are my favorite comedians in recent yrs.
Same
I love how he gets exasperated at himself and at the audience for being too on board with a ridiculous premise he's just stated.
This guy does comedy like i do conversations. Sets up a story, proceeds to go on the most insane tangent you're ever going to hear, and then bookends it with "so what i was saying was..."
And im so here for it. Give this man a special right this second!
The ninja turtle 7:50 🐢🥋🤣 “Michael Angelo is my favorite”
This is so weird. Just yesterday I was watching one of Shane’s older videos and laughing so hard, wishing he would come out with another video and then the next day this video comes out. One of the best comedians. Hope he never stops making videos
This so weird, my daughter said " this is so weird" when I clicked and read your comment
@@KyraBorens-hh9mz ....... so weird. I was reading your comment thinking its so weird how weird is weird.
You're a wizard😂😂
This message thread is very weird...
@@eczzsyy weird🤔
As a former karate practitioner, his description for point sparring is accurate and sad.
Go do kung fu
@@dphilipson big fan of drunken boxing
I get you, @nooner780. I studied in a traditional(ist) dojo. Entered one tae kwon do hosted tournament (all styles welcome). First place in kata. Last place in point sparring. I only bothered attempted sparring b/c I'd paid and was there already. I literally had never even practiced it in the dojo (100% optional, after regular classes,) because I didn't want to water down my muscle memory with cutesy junk that wouldn't cripple an assailant.
@@ParodyKnaveBobWoah don't cut yourself on all that edge man. 😅
If you don't think your getting hit hard in point sparring, you have never point sparred. I have had my nose broken, saw a guy get his jaw shattered at the World Karate Championship, guys get KO ed, broken ribs, ect.... Yes your not supposed to be trying to hurt each other, but it does happen all the time, especially with the elite high level fighters. I also do continuous sparring, which is supposed to be light contact, there is no light contact, I promise you that. But it is for sport, we are not getting paid for this,.
"OH YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE I WANT" 😂😂😂 the metal ones, for sure.
This had me laughing like a crazy person. My wife was worried that I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂
As someone who’s been in Karate for almost 6 years, this is the funniest Karate tournament story I’ve ever seen
I burst out laughing and started crying when you said "Michael Angelo is my favourite".
Oh my word I am shaking so hard from laughing! 😂 I always die laughing every time I watch a Dry Bar comedy skit from Shayne. He’s a great storyteller and he has the best stories. That’s a winning combination in my book! I wish only the best to him. I hope he continues his comedy. The world needs more (clean!) comics!
Shane is so dang funny! He can make you laugh for a half an hour over a single story! His stories are so wild, only a guy like him could have them!
"That's future Shayne's problem. That guy hates us! But we don't care what he thinks." Lol 8:43
I love how there's a story inside of a story the whole time. This guy is hilarious
Love Shayne Smith. MORE of him PLEASE!!!!
This was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And the incredible delivery makes it twice as funny.
Unbelievable that this is the first time I'm aware Shayne even exists.
I'm a simple man. I see Shayne Smith + Dry Bar Comedy and it's an instant click.
Same, all the way
Shane is one of my favorite comedians. He has a way of telling stories like no other. I was rolling and laughing so hard at this one. Brilliant!
I guess you have never seen a comedian before? This tattooed freak sure wasn't one SMH
I’m right there with ya! Dude makes me laugh so freaking hard hahah
I especially love the way he does perplexed frustration. That's his ace.
I know what you mean. Most of them feels like they are setting up for a climax but Shane made it feel like a bar joke. It works tho love all three of his. Hard to top the crocodile tho.
I love the line at 18:35 “he’s gonna quarter circle forward me and it’s OVER!” Really paints the picture
Best comedian I have ever seen. Shayne Smith has such a crazy life and he's so ... Chill when he's telling us his stories. Like he's just fine with everything we're laughing our heads off at! I LOVE IT!
Non-black belts are typically allowed in the black belt division in tournaments. In fact, the blue and brown belts that fight up are some of the most dangerous opponents. Not because they are better at fighting, but because they lack the control to avoid doing injury prone things. A low kick to the groin may give the lower belt a penalty, but it can leave the other guy with a bruised bladder that can take more than a year to heal. (Ask me how I know 😮)
How do you know?
The Hard Way@@Liam.caliber
Boo hoo
Absolutely one of my favorite comedians. He knows how to spin the crazy, painful stuff that happens into something we can all relate to and enjoy.
As someone who trains in Isshin-Ryu Karate & Shimbukan Kobudo, this has me laughing so hard I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I too was banned from karate for going too hard Who knew you could get kicked out for fighting
The only problem I have with Shayne Smith drybar videos is that there need to be more of them. PLEASE 🙏
This guy is the funniest comedian I’ve seen in a long time. He’s comedic timing, story telling style, and inflection, A+.
He has two other drybars I HIGHLY recommend
His narration and story telling are god-like how could I've never knew about him until now!? This guy needs more fans asap
That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
My eyes watered and it is a very difficult time so thank you
I see Shayne, I click. Always a great and funny story teller!
💯
agreed, if you wanna rolling on the floor let suggest you to listen that dwarf comedian, unfortunately I forgot his name, maan those stories are most hilarious Ive ever heard, let me know
@@theoteddy9665I believe his name is Brad Williams, and I agree, he's hilarious 😂
@@rahrah4160 thats him indeed😂
GREAT story teller!!!!
Awesome tournament story! I laughed so hard that I now have tears running down my face and I think I may have to throw up. Shayne, it could be worse. I knocked myself out during a Tae Kwon do demonstration by kicking myself in the head. In front of a group of new students. I had just gotten my 2nd degree black belt a month earlier. And, I was 6 months pregnant and was showing that baby bump... so. 5 foot 2, bowling ball on toothpicks, blond woman kicks herself in the head and instantly goes unconscious. Yup! That was a banner day!
thanks for sharing, hilarious!
😅 OMG!
😂😂😂😂
Feel your pain. I knee’d myself in the face and it wasn’t pretty.😂😂😂
I don't think I can properly picture that without busting out laughing like a maniac 😂kick self in head stick figure blonde with a bowling ball baby bump
I usually don't laugh out loud.... but this guy has me in tears😂😂
His transitions and explaining his inner monolog are golden. Comedy really is an art.
Shayne is so good at providing comedic perspective shifts without overdoing it!
When you have women laughing hysterically at KOing someone with nunchakas and getting arrested you know you are funny af and a great story teller 😂👍
Nunchucks
And those are Utah moms!)
@@obfuscated3474I guess I spelled mine wrong regardless as it ends in us not as: nunchakus but that's the original English spelling and nunchucks is an alternate English spelling.
If you Google nunchucks VS nunchakus there are a bunch of articles
TIL@@stevekombolis6924
Those women all have sons who tried that and it was hilarious
I've NEVER laughed as hard as I do when I'm watching Shaynes stand up. Literally can't breath😂😂😂
Really glad to see this guy again, one of the funnier comedians imo
As a martial arts and anime nerd, this dude really speaks to me 😂
"They're gonna know I'm the realist" while he wears a Magic shirt. Lol.
About as real as being the Christian you claim to be.
@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zlHey, glad to see you're alive and well.
@@timo4938 the sad thing is, you are too.
@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl I still pity & love you, Grumpy!
@@timo4938 He's a dependable troll, even if he had to make a new account.
When I watch stand ups, i never laugh. Usually it's chuckles. But this story made me laugh to tears. Delivered so well! Absolutely loved it 😂♥️
"But I dont know that" is now my favorite phrase.
The last punch against Sensei Dan 😂😂😂 “United States of America!” 😂😂😂
This guy is special! I’ve only watched two of his videos so I’m just starting on the Shayne Train! It’s 6am on Saturday morning and I’m doubled over attempting to stifle my laughing so I don’t wake up my whole family. My laughs are escaping through my teeth and my head is building up so much pressure I feel like I’m going to get a headache. His delivery and style are unique. His word choice and storytelling abilities paint a very specific picture that makes you feel like you’re standing right next to him and you are experiencing it at the same time he is. Amazing! Pure genius!
Only my second time seeing him too. I dont often laugh audibly, but Shane seems to be an exception to the rule! I laughed out loud. So funny because it's true.
I have not heard of this guy until tonight. Absolutely hilarious. Would love to see a show of his.
He slays me, every time! Love this guy. He’s really kind of an inspiration
Shayne Smith is one of my favorite comedians. Really glad to see him back on the Dry Bar channel!
The "dislikes" are from people who just learned that they overpaid for years of karate lessons. 🥋
If I was stuck on a deserted island with Shayne's routines, I'm not sure how hard I would try to get off.
Didn't even say cuss words and was still funny! 😂
I been watching this guy move up and I'm glad to see he not giving up, he really does great telling his storys and jokes.
Sensei Dan is now more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Watch your back, Shane.
Everytime I show a friend one if Shayne's sets, I almost die laughing. Love this dude. Funniest guy I've ever seen😂😂😂
I laughed so hard with this video!, the funny thing is that once he sets the story up, you KNOW where it's going and yet he makes you wait and wait for it and it's hilarious!
Coming from studying six different martial arts over two decades. This is hilarious, and what makes it work is his self deprecating humor. Cracked me up!
The way Shayne tells a story is incredible! He is truly one of the finest comedians ever 👏👏
i was absolutely keeled over dead laughing and crying this entire time, 23 minutes of pure enthusiastic joy and hilarious bafoonery. Thank you!
I know a guy who loves martial arts, and he HATES this type of karate. He calls it a "game of tag". He says the real martial artists have their own ways of competing, and those tournaments are a LOT more brutal. But mostly, martial arts is a lot of training, a lot of discipline, and a lot of learning the subtleties of various techniques.
Shayne, you're hilarious!
I love Shayne when he comes to dry bar. Easily my favorite comedian here.
"One day I am 19 years old and I am out of my mind" girl same
I’ve never seen your content before, but just from looking at the title and thumbnail I already knew this video was gonna be amazing😭😭
Have never seen this guy but he is hilarious and should soar to fame
My absolute favorite comedian. So glad he's back.
I played Judo for years (yep, that's what we say, _played_ ) and I'm sure glad I didn't come up against someone who didn't know the rules. Of course we made sure everyone in a tournament knew the rules.
If you haven't heard Shane's story about the robbery of a Wendy's in Florida, find it and listen. It has to be the funniest story I've ever heard.
alligator boys lol , right ?
My mom used to say we "play" karate when I was a kid😂
@@yucatansuckaman5726 I didn't know that. I always assumed the use of the word "play" in Judo was because Judo is primarily done as a sport, rather than self defense. Maybe it's more of a translation thing.
I showed this to a friend of mine who's a black belt and she & I laughed so much!
Shayne one of my favorites I have watched on Dry Bar! Great work!
This guy used to come into my gas station when I used to work at 711 had zero idea who he was and then randomly found him on CZcams one day, super nice guy and always got the same thing every time he came in
Mountain Dew?
@@ScottBanovic yep!
Shayne is, hands down, my favorite comedian. I met him in 2021, and he’s truly kind and hilarious. I was hoping we’d get another special from him. This made my night. 😂
Top notch delivery. The paced build up and well thought out punchlines to keep the crowd engaged to the final punchline is master level. Like he’s trying to get people rolling and make them explode at the end scanners style. It’s super effective. Thank you for the laughs.
Yes. Yes exactly. This dude gets itm
This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard
Love ya man
I never laught to the tears like that before this story is a masterpiece
This literally sounds like an episode of "it's always sunny in Philadelphia "! Shayne Smith is hysterical. I've watched this like 5 times this week and laughed over and over...❤
With Mac's special karate noises😂😂😂
@@stk8824 Exactly!
THIS is the Wild Card friend, fr…
"Some bodies aren't karate bodies." 😂
Outstanding story-telling. 😎👍
And as someone who competed in those sorts of tournaments nearly 40 years ago, found it extra hilarious and relatable.
Though I have to say, it sounds like karate had gone seriously downhill by the time he fought in that event. 😬
I really enjoyed this.
Point fighting is literally a game (celebration was a hilarious way to put it) of "how fast can I pull my hand or foot back from striking, while making the bare minimum contact".
Ideally that's what you're trained to do in a striking dojo, to avoid your opponent grabbing your limb, but with actual impact.
Sensei Dan had to have been completely surprised with the ferocity, and that he continued with the fight means he didn't realize Shayne didn't belong there and thought Shayne was a rival blackbelt simply being unprofessional.
A+ storytelling.
Should have known better than to try and eat breakfast while watching one of his sets. By the time he got to the reaction of his gang member friends, I was spitting eggs on the floor.😂😂😂
Well done, sir, well done.
He keeps me in tears. He's so effortlessly funny and his delivery and storytelling is superb 😂
This was THE best comedy I've seen in a grip mate.
Thank ya.
Love this guy! I always watch everything I see from him because I know it's going to be funny! Keep up the good work Shayne👏😁