🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean, when... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean, when... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean, when they spotted the survivors of a sunken ship...
"Follow me", the father shark said to his son, as they swam to the mass of people floating in the water.
The father shark then told his son, "First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did...
"Well done, son!", said the father shark, "Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did...
"Now we eat everybody," said the father shark.
And they did...
When they were both full, the son asked, "Dad, why did we swim around and around them?... "
"Why didn’t we just eat them?"
The father replied, "Because they taste better... "
"If you scare the shit out of them first."
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This was a good one. That was a "💩ty" thing to do with those people😅🦈
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Heck, yeah. If your food tastes like 💩........
#CrocodileDundee reference there 😂😂😂
An eagle was flying around, hunting for a small animal, for a meal. He saw a mouse running in a pasture. The eagle swooped down, pounced on the mouse, and swallowed him whole. Not long after, the eagle was up flying again. The mouse poked it's head out of the eagle's rear end. He looked down and he asked the eagle, "Hey, how high up are we?" The eagle looked down and said, "About a mile." The mouse said, "You wouldn't sh*t me, would you?"
Yeah and the eagle say's " I SURE WOULD!! SURE HOPE YOU CAN FLY!!! " 😮🤐😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! ANOTHER GLENN SMITH ZINGER!!! THANKS GLENN!!
Ive heard that one so many times, ive lost count..........the next animal that gets the mouse will have a funny taste for a while..........🤢❗
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Now I know what a shark’s voice sounds like.
Oh, do you have a lawyer? 😋
No just from NEW YORK!! 😮🤐😨😨😨😨😨😨 where ALL the sharks are from 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Yeah!! BUT THE SMELL WOULD HAVE BEEN TERIBLE!!!! 😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨💩💩💩💩 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOVE the NY BRONKS ACCENT out of " DADDY " shark too !!!
Thanks .That was really funny .
Thanks Dan! 😀
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Yeah, well, that does make sense, but did they scare the p-- out of them first🤔❓
The son shark was an oar-fin... 😋
@@loljokes ohhhhhh, oars for fins, no wonder he could swim faster..............(but i know what you meant!🤣🤣❗)
I brought my Plymouth Barracuda in for a tune-up. The mechanic told me he could not tuna fish... 😋
@@loljokes kinda like the guy that took his RoadRunner in for a tune-up, the coyote was waiting for him at the shop exit. BEEEEEP, BEEEEEP!
Actually meat tastes better if the animal faces death in a calm manner . That is why Temple Grandin made her designs well not why it was more ethically motivated😮 I feel a rant about vegetables but I will not talk about their ethics unless questioned 😈🖖🙄👍💞💕💖💕💞💩