🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Mr. Green, owner of the local grocery is stuck with... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Mr. Green, owner of the local grocery is stuck with... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence...
"Tell me, Mr. Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Mr. Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear...
"But since you're a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it - fish heads... "
"You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."
"Do you sell them here?" asks the customer.
"Sure do! Only $4 apiece," replies Mr. Green.
The customer buys three and takes them home...
A week later, the customer is back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting, and he isn't any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough, " says Mr. Green.
The customer ends up buying 20 more fish heads...
Two weeks later, the customer is back and this time he's really angry!
"Hey, Mr. Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!"
"You, see?" says Mr. Green...
"You're getting smarter already!"
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Roly-poly costs extra.
A young man named Klinger won a very important award. The entire community turned out to honor him for his achievement. There was a big dinner and lots of speeches made in his honor. He got up to give a speech to thank his neighbors for the award. When he got to the podium, he dropped some pages of his speech. When he bent over to pick up the pages, he accidentally let a huge fart. The fart was caught by the microphone on the podium, and echoed, loudly, throughout the auditorium. He was so embarrassed, that he quickly left the auditorium, and he moved out of town as soon as he could. Many years later, when he was much older, he was thinking about returning to visit his hometown. He made the trip and was checking into a hotel under another name. The hotel clerk asked him, "Is this your first time in our city?" Klinger said, "No, actually I was born and raised here." The clerk said, "Well, I imagine you noticed all the changes we've made everytime you've visited here." The man said, "Well no, I haven't been here in many, many years." The clerk asked, "How many years has it been?" The man said, "It's been quite a few years." The clerk said, "Well let me ask you this, was it before, or after, the Klinger fart?"
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The customer fell for it hook line and sinker!
Oh my cod!
NAAAAA THATS " SCROD " 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆!!
Oh, carp...
Lol, fish heads are a delicacy. 😄
Especially in S.E. Asia.
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This was funny. I was thinking that idea sounded a little "fishy" to me lol.Great voices.😅🐠
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Lovely very clever I enjoyed the joke and the voice impressions
Thank you! 😀
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A country boy and a city slicker went for a hike in country, after a while the city slicker asked the country boy what these little round things, in a small pile in the middle of the trail were, " there SMART PILLS " , says the country boy, so the city slicker tried one, " EUCK THEY TASTE LIKE SH!T " says the city slicker " SEE?? " says the country boy " YOU ARE SMARTER ALLREADY " 💩💩💩 A new take on an old joke, however its told its STILL hillarious!!! 😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not bad 😂
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Yep...... I figured that a whole 🐠 would cost less but......
Perhaps he should've quit.....
When he was just a HEAD - refer to yesterday's joke for context 😂😂😂
Inane and vacuous.
Condescending...
@@loljokes You mean COD DESCENTing.🤢🤮
Fillet!... I mean, touche!... 😋
That is an old Jewish joke.
Nice... 😀
Fish-head stew:
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I loved that show... 😀
@@loljokes Jack Soo really was born in a Japanese internment camp after Pearl Harbour was attacked. ⛩️🏯
Back in the fifties the grocery store sold on credit so when Dad got paid just for fun mum made a wheel of fortune with one pay today section with pay next week . Next month etc. She said the clerk Rosie spun the wheel and won the pay today .😂😅😊🍀💚🍀🖖🧓👍
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