🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth... | Funny Clean Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth... | Funny Clean Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
The doctor comes in and informs the father that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. Their son is just a head!
But the father loves his son and raises him the best he can, with love and compassion...
After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
The father takes him to a bar, tearfully tells his son how proud he is of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his son...
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! Suddenly, a torso pops out!
At first, the bar is dead silent...
Then bursts into a whoop of joy!
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again...
The patrons chant "Take another drink!", while the bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pop out!
The bar goes wild! The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again...
As the patrons chant "Take another drink!", the bartender just ignores the whole affair.
By now, the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands, he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it...
Swoooop! Two legs pop out! The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left, then to the right, right through the front door into the street ...
Where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly!
The bar falls silent and the father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says...
"He should have quit while he was a head."
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[@lindagates9150]

Laughed at the punchline. I was waiting for the three piece set to arrive 😮😮

[@grahamnutt8958]

I knew exactly where this one was heading........
Wait; did I just say that? 😂

[@DavidFranklin-mw2zf]

Ohhhhhhhh.....
That was SO bad.......!
😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@earlwheelock7844]

SICK!!!! BUT STILL FUNNY, HILARIOUS in a weird way ( wonder what was in the drink???) 😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😆😆😆😂😂!!!

[@brendanhegarty6792]

That's an old one but i still laughed.😂😂😂

[@kimberlycregger7341]

This was hilarious.That punchline was great. Sorry the son didn't get a "head" further in life lol😅👱

[@ricktracy331]

😂As a Bartender for 25 years I was telling that joke since 1986 🤪 ( a CLASSIC ) 🥳👍👏

[@RoderickEtheria]

I was calling out the punchline since the beginning.

[@shreyasinha3168]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

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[@lindagates9150]

Laughed at the punchline. I was waiting for the three piece set to arrive 😮😮