A bribe doesn’t count

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024

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  • @kosh9639
    @kosh9639 Před 24 dny +46348

    Smart move... bribe the dog. 😂👌

    • @milesdayball9896
      @milesdayball9896 Před 21 dnem +114

      Atleast she grabbed his- nvm

    • @Evanlook009
      @Evanlook009 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@milesdayball9896thick piece of meat

    • @Smotezz
      @Smotezz Před 21 dnem +37

      you mean.... "Bride", the Dog... 👰‍♀🐕😏

    • @amberdueler21758
      @amberdueler21758 Před 20 dny +1

      @@milesdayball9896 WUT DA FUCKK

    • @MRkWl69
      @MRkWl69 Před 20 dny +7

      @@Smotezz nahh the meats 😂

  • @angelowerner6512
    @angelowerner6512 Před 22 dny +13902

    Casually has a raw steak in his pocket

  • @AdamErwin-uk7uj
    @AdamErwin-uk7uj Před 15 dny +1174

    Plot twist: he wasnt there for you, he was there for the dog

    • @watersbey25
      @watersbey25 Před 8 dny +12

      Not a plot twist

    • @Versatile-sc8tr
      @Versatile-sc8tr Před 6 dny

      Plot twist : @AdamErwin-uk7uj your stupid as f*** and there was no plot twist

    • @FBDan
      @FBDan Před 6 dny +1

      @@watersbey25lol

  • @sino2245
    @sino2245 Před 17 dny +246

    My dumbass would have screamed “I’d have a peace of meet for you too, not only for Oliver”😂

  • @John-fk1ny
    @John-fk1ny Před 26 dny +48440

    She grab the meat and probably said, this is for Oliver

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined Před 26 dny +20513

    Hey, the man bringing treats for the dog is a good man. He knows how important Oliver is❤

    • @samanthabeaz6797
      @samanthabeaz6797 Před 21 dnem +106

      Yeah, this isn't deceptive at all..

    • @JustinLambert22
      @JustinLambert22 Před 21 dnem +9

      Right

    • @dynastynyy
      @dynastynyy Před 21 dnem

      ​@@samanthabeaz6797 issa joke you clown

    • @paulbarry7760
      @paulbarry7760 Před 21 dnem +65

      ​@@samanthabeaz6797to be low key. Its cheating in a good way. He thinking of the dog.

    • @aidisnotapotato1132
      @aidisnotapotato1132 Před 21 dnem +31

      ​@paulbarry7760 that's great, if he's doing it in front of her. He did it behind her back to trick the dog into trusting him. Whatever the reason, it's deceptive to the other person involved. Basically, bring a treat to the second date, but keep it small and ask the owner first!

  • @elck3
    @elck3 Před 3 dny +9

    She plays this role very well. Crazy dog person

  • @JohnnyCarterMusicOfficial
    @JohnnyCarterMusicOfficial Před 16 dny +43

    Bro had a THICK $100 RAW steak in his pocket fam 😂😂😂

  • @Itsyourgirl460
    @Itsyourgirl460 Před 20 dny +9381

    I love how he fed Oliver bigger stuff each time😂

    • @garlicoshallots200
      @garlicoshallots200 Před 19 dny +40

      Warming up for the real deal

    • @SanaChama
      @SanaChama Před 19 dny +33

      A slice of bologna only gets you through the door lol, gotta keep paying with interest 😂

    • @Violentic81
      @Violentic81 Před 19 dny +4

      Thstss as how it works

    • @Sigma-ditz
      @Sigma-ditz Před 19 dny +6

      @@garlicoshallots200ain’t no way💀

    • @connieAIUX
      @connieAIUX Před 8 dny +1

      THE WHOLE STEAK LOL (NY Strip... Oliver deserves the best)

  • @user-df1uw9kf2s
    @user-df1uw9kf2s Před 24 dny +3592

    That steak snatch was personal 😭😂

  • @KXXNGp
    @KXXNGp Před 15 dny +21

    If she’s a dog mom, RUN!

  • @markussandersons1700
    @markussandersons1700 Před 13 dny +8

    "Bro gripped the meat"💀

  • @keylime6
    @keylime6 Před 19 dny +2865

    Nah that steak wasn't rare, it was legendary 💀

    • @Drastigater
      @Drastigater Před 15 dny +25

      no, its raw mate

    • @lol69970
      @lol69970 Před 12 dny +32

      @@Drastigater Bro has no humour

    • @Andy.G8
      @Andy.G8 Před 11 dny +16

      @@lol69970People say that as a joke when it’s undercooked… it makes no sense here lmaooo

    • @lol69970
      @lol69970 Před 11 dny +4

      @@Andy.G8 Raw makes no sense or the legendary makes no sense? Cause legendary surely does

    • @Andy.G8
      @Andy.G8 Před 11 dny +2

      @@lol69970 Brother it makes no sense because the damn steak isn’t cooked 🤦‍♂️

  • @Ireally_dontknow404
    @Ireally_dontknow404 Před 20 dny +2866

    Bro really pulled meat from his inventory

  • @armandkimanuka8229
    @armandkimanuka8229 Před 4 dny +2

    She is so beautiful

  • @LeeSpring-yt2gx
    @LeeSpring-yt2gx Před dnem +1

    Love how she turns around and open the door back up and takes the steak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯😉

  • @Deergurl
    @Deergurl Před 23 dny +3144

    She really had to take the meat😅

  • @justinstreamz5204
    @justinstreamz5204 Před 23 dny +1674

    Bro fumbled the bag! In her house date 2, changing into something comfortable! Bro just couldn’t keep his meat in his pants💀

    • @andrecorreia4301
      @andrecorreia4301 Před 23 dny +38

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bocitrom1389
      @bocitrom1389 Před 23 dny +17

      🫸😮🫷

    • @joshurlay
      @joshurlay Před 20 dny +42

      Okay that was actually good. So good im closing this god forsaken app for the night. Thank you for freeing me from my eternal doom scroll 🙏

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 Před 20 dny +3

      Comments like this is why America’s going to hell

    • @Faiths123
      @Faiths123 Před 19 dny

      @@tanneredge9774ok Scrooge

  • @A-list
    @A-list Před 17 dny +5

    A whole ass steak 😂

  • @AaronOstwald
    @AaronOstwald Před 16 dny +12

    I mean the humor is great but the acting is amazing, both by the woman and also oliver!

  • @tomriley5790
    @tomriley5790 Před 26 dny +789

    Oliver pimping his owner out for treats.... devious :-)!

  • @emmacondon6065
    @emmacondon6065 Před 23 dny +1255

    He was just being helpful to Oliver

  • @droman608
    @droman608 Před 17 dny +16

    The initial side glance let him know, he’s a good boy. 😂🤣💯

  • @Marcelo-yp9uz
    @Marcelo-yp9uz Před 3 dny +1

    the dog is a paid actor

  • @kaedehara2353
    @kaedehara2353 Před 24 dny +933

    The way she came back for the steak lmao

  • @dr_lmao3248
    @dr_lmao3248 Před 22 dny +385

    Got all of his meat and then left 😂

  • @slacksthegreat
    @slacksthegreat Před 2 hodinami

    Oliver is so chill ❤

  • @TheGorillaGang1798
    @TheGorillaGang1798 Před 8 dny +1

    Bro pulled the steak out his inventory

  • @tin7499
    @tin7499 Před 26 dny +433

    Oliver has better treats than me 😂

  • @maddie85085
    @maddie85085 Před 26 dny +7842

    he's never gonna like another guy😅
    (Edit) (Rip My phone

    • @mylestuliao4815
      @mylestuliao4815 Před 25 dny +4

      Erm do you mean she?

    • @jonathangali
      @jonathangali Před 25 dny +19

      @@mylestuliao4815 she’s referring to the dog.

    • @maddie85085
      @maddie85085 Před 24 dny +5

      @@mylestuliao4815 I'm saying Oliver will never like another guy unless they feed him

    • @catman6089
      @catman6089 Před 22 dny +6

      rip, editing your comment removes the heart from the Creator

    • @odog3636
      @odog3636 Před 21 dnem

      @@mylestuliao4815🤓🤓

  • @garybrown9719
    @garybrown9719 Před 8 dny +1

    The steak was out of her refrigerator 😂

  • @alulaarega7702
    @alulaarega7702 Před 12 dny +9

    I love Oliver
    😘

  • @colonelyungblonsk7730
    @colonelyungblonsk7730 Před 22 dny +309

    Sometimes your pets will tell you when you’ve met the right person

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr Před 21 dnem +8

      not always though. to my dogs, anyone who will pet them is the right person. to them no one ever comes here for me. their only purpose for showing up, is to adore them

    • @guibreve1733
      @guibreve1733 Před 17 dny

      Slight correction for this case:
      "You've MEAT the right person"

  • @KennyCutz
    @KennyCutz Před 20 dny +860

    omg, that ending was funnier than I expected.

  • @stitchlover6262
    @stitchlover6262 Před 9 dny +1

    Is that a golden retriever puppy “WHERE”😂

  • @pazangie85
    @pazangie85 Před 6 dny +1

    Nah the steak wasn’t rare, it was legendary 💀

  • @Angelina_Swiftie
    @Angelina_Swiftie Před 24 dny +177

    The way she just grabbed that steak like its nothing 😂

  • @almightteacheratua8640
    @almightteacheratua8640 Před 24 dny +50

    My dad used to have a cat and he peed on the ex-girlfriend’s side of the bed, and her shoes too. He always used to say that cat knew before he did that she wasn’t the one. Then my mom comes around bringing treats and the cat loved her 😂

  • @kevinscott6085
    @kevinscott6085 Před 2 dny

    Hahaha that dog is really cute

  • @RolandCedermark-tx9cc
    @RolandCedermark-tx9cc Před 10 dny

    He is so handsome!

  • @angelcorona7872
    @angelcorona7872 Před 22 dny +152

    Taking the steak 🥩 😂😂😂😂

  • @magenta-rosepark4965
    @magenta-rosepark4965 Před 23 dny +37

    the steak lol 😄😄😆😆💀💀🙃🙃😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ShaunPrince
    @ShaunPrince Před 5 dny

    I love how she respects the quality beef.

  • @ceciliamorales3443
    @ceciliamorales3443 Před 14 dny +1

    I wish there was tv series 😊

  • @deltaraven
    @deltaraven Před 23 dny +58

    Slapping your door with raw meat is a great way to stay in shape

  • @titanoflight4890
    @titanoflight4890 Před 20 dny +38

    Dogs will always take bribery.

    • @mineandmine4528
      @mineandmine4528 Před 10 dny

      Not all dogs . My rottie didn’t take food from any he didn’t know.

    • @grey8288
      @grey8288 Před 9 dny +1

      Meanwhile my cat gets genuinely offended when strangers don't have treats for her.
      Don't take your cat on walks and bribe her to be social with treats. Now she expects strangers to have treats and is upset when they don't.
      And before anyone worries, she's an indoor cat who I take on leashed walks. She isn't allowed outside unsupervised.

    • @moonspiritluna
      @moonspiritluna Před 9 dny

      That's why cats are the GOAT

  • @aloramartin7708
    @aloramartin7708 Před 4 dny

    She is soo pretty

  • @happytheshihtzu3449
    @happytheshihtzu3449 Před 22 dny +22

    She’s soo pretty

    • @Lucidus_
      @Lucidus_ Před 22 dny

      I knooo

    • @NoBro_
      @NoBro_ Před 22 dny +2

      It's a male dog and that's kinda a weird thing to say to a dog

  • @andrewsock1608
    @andrewsock1608 Před 23 dny +103

    How dare she block your relationship with Oliver

  • @Raul-pk2uo
    @Raul-pk2uo Před dnem

    😂😂😂😂 Oliver will miss him 😂😂

  • @GilTheGamer15
    @GilTheGamer15 Před 26 dny +121

    Wow! I feel bad. Now who’s going to spoil Oliver the good boy? 😂😂👌🔥

  • @shaheerasif3521
    @shaheerasif3521 Před 23 dny +31

    Arby's "we got the meats"
    Oliver: "NAHHH BRO I GOT THE MEATS" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GreenoughInger
    @GreenoughInger Před 12 dny

    Man that's what families do.
    It shows where their hearts truly are!

  • @Speedy-ms6ck
    @Speedy-ms6ck Před 15 dny +1

    The Dog😂is in it for himself!!!!!!

  • @deathroith4678
    @deathroith4678 Před 24 dny +59

    “I usually don’t agree on a second date”….
    So what do you want then?

    • @justincain2702
      @justincain2702 Před 20 dny +1

      That's what I was thinking

    • @paulrizzolo8526
      @paulrizzolo8526 Před 20 dny +1

      You did not just ask a woman what she wants 🤦🤣🤣🤣 just playing

  • @Gigga2653
    @Gigga2653 Před 20 dny +59

    bro casually took out a pice off meat from nowhere😂

  • @user-py4ns6tc1l
    @user-py4ns6tc1l Před 17 hodinami

    Im a big fan love ya vids❤😂

  • @JayMichael-rx3wq
    @JayMichael-rx3wq Před 16 dny

    This is a game changer!

  • @vaggelislts746
    @vaggelislts746 Před 23 dny +31

    I live this side eye of Oliver 😂😂

  • @jallen1227
    @jallen1227 Před 23 dny +31

    You should have played up the stranger danger which defeated Oliver through the meat - perhaps white van or something LOL

  • @Francis77492
    @Francis77492 Před 13 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dude had the dog eating out of his hands literally

  • @samjohnson3124
    @samjohnson3124 Před 22 dny +31

    she went back for the steak. haha

  • @akiko_flame
    @akiko_flame Před 23 dny +54

    Where TF did you pull that steak out of

  • @tammyhall9633
    @tammyhall9633 Před 8 dny

    Caught him red handed. 😂😂😂😂...first part like what wrong with you.😅

  • @jabsterize
    @jabsterize Před dnem

    lol the strip at the end had me rolling!

  • @Thunderbolt2.0
    @Thunderbolt2.0 Před 23 dny +29

    WE NEED A FACE REAVEAL ON THE CAMERA MAN

  • @michaellewis7795
    @michaellewis7795 Před 23 dny +23

    This is the best one yet!😂

  • @AsylumKate
    @AsylumKate Před 7 dny

    Bro was so close to getting it 😢😂

  • @John-xb9dn
    @John-xb9dn Před 23 dny +32

    He was considerate of your dog... That is a good thing! 🙄

  • @Zeoup
    @Zeoup Před 23 dny +41

    Bro a whole steak 😭

  • @SunFlower20z
    @SunFlower20z Před 4 dny

    *The amount of self control Oliver had to not* *eat the meat in the end ✨*

  • @davidrooks3274
    @davidrooks3274 Před 6 dny

    I LMAO SO hard about this!!

  • @schoko2903
    @schoko2903 Před 22 dny +22

    Oliver is so adorable😍 I think I have never seen such a cute doggo😌

  • @animationmania4938
    @animationmania4938 Před 24 dny +374

    She took the wrong meat🥺

  • @armidill0468
    @armidill0468 Před 10 dny

    This was hilarious!

  • @MsMookalate
    @MsMookalate Před 4 dny

    Not using her to get on a date with Oliver 😂😂😂😂

  • @braedonmorrissey7548
    @braedonmorrissey7548 Před 26 dny +16

    🤣 the ending closing the door on him then opening it to take the meat out his hand 😂😂😂

  • @newchapterjesse
    @newchapterjesse Před 21 dnem +39

    This lady is just so perfect.

  • @PageDonne
    @PageDonne Před 17 dny

    This made my day better.

  • @UnknownEmber-fc5vd
    @UnknownEmber-fc5vd Před 8 dny +1

    The noise the meat made when she grabbed it. ✋💀

  • @kohnfutner9637
    @kohnfutner9637 Před 24 dny +63

    Dogs can't tell about people. You feed them and they love you.
    I've had dogs who didn't like me and other dogs who did. Without feeding.

    • @Darkk141
      @Darkk141 Před 24 dny +2

      Contradiction

    • @qingtee2433
      @qingtee2433 Před 24 dny +6

      Some dogs can actually feel if the person has bad intentions and stuff

    • @Zomboo
      @Zomboo Před 21 dnem

      ​@@qingtee2433 Not a single one can. Tell that to people who train dogs to kill 😆 dogs do what their masters train them to do, including killing.

    • @qingtee2433
      @qingtee2433 Před 20 dny

      @@Zomboo Studies have shown that dogs notice people who are unkind to their owners and hold a grudge against them. In one study, dogs were reluctant to take treats from somebody who refused to help their owner open a container.

    • @qingtee2433
      @qingtee2433 Před 20 dny

      @@Zomboo the dogs could pick out antisocial behavior and were more likely to socially exclude or react unfavorably toward the perpetrator

  • @catsarecute5521
    @catsarecute5521 Před 22 dny +51

    I wouldn’t be mad if someone was feeding my dog but I know that some people don’t like it but idk

  • @ju2tus
    @ju2tus Před 9 hodinami

    Love those shoes. Lowlands everyday baby

  • @TheBeardedMachine87
    @TheBeardedMachine87 Před 23 hodinami

    Bribes totally count as long as you don’t get caught.

  • @stephen9302
    @stephen9302 Před 24 dny +22

    Dude did great on the 1st date, too bad bud. Don't mess with this woman's dog I guess 🤷 😂

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings Před 24 dny +15

    I mean, since he's dishing it out. 😏

  • @dbmeo3417
    @dbmeo3417 Před 5 dny

    The doggo wrote the script, I can tell LOL

  • @tyeannafoye1336
    @tyeannafoye1336 Před 19 dny +12

    She’s so gorgeous

  • @stephenmoerlein2576
    @stephenmoerlein2576 Před 24 dny +46

    He could be a puppy predator. Good thing u uncovered the truth in time...

  • @thoasm25
    @thoasm25 Před 22 dny +40

    Sure, she's pretty, but i'll date her purely because of Olliver

  • @tonycarr5589
    @tonycarr5589 Před 9 dny

    Love the background (during picnic)

  • @Dflonn
    @Dflonn Před 5 dny

    Got carried away. He had that plushie eating out of the palm of his hand.

  • @savannahbanana5179
    @savannahbanana5179 Před 22 dny +80

    No cuz the snatch at the end caught me so off guard 💀
    Also these comments are so fresh

    • @Bodhi_Music
      @Bodhi_Music Před 20 dny

      The sound too when she grabbed the meat 😂 this was a good skit

  • @giyuutomioka6974
    @giyuutomioka6974 Před 26 dny +34

    Oliver is so frikin adorable i wanna hug him!

  • @sm69g
    @sm69g Před 7 dny

    the side eye👀 😂😂

  • @jackbicknell4711
    @jackbicknell4711 Před 10 dny

    You've done the "my girlfriend loves her dog more than me" forumla to death.

  • @tlashun2ful
    @tlashun2ful Před 24 dny +27

    I love Oliver because I have a dog named Gucci

  • @Gabbyluvsu420
    @Gabbyluvsu420 Před 23 dny +20

    Ur dog is so cute I’m definitely subscribing and ur videos are so cool Oliver is just the cutest🩷💜

  • @mmth2310
    @mmth2310 Před 2 dny

    "Thanks so much for agreeing to a 2nd date"
    "I don't normally.."
    😂

  • @RoyalAvira
    @RoyalAvira Před 17 dny

    You know dogs can tell about people "oh yeah" 😂😂😂 bro