🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Mr. Smith went to the doctor's office to get his wife's... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Mr. Smith went to the doctor's office to get his wife's... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Mr. Smith went to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results...
The receptionist told him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up, and we have a problem."
"When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's... "
"Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."
Mr. Smith asked, "What do you mean?"
The receptionist replied, "Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer disease, and the other tested positive for AIDS... "
"We can't tell which is your wife."
Mr. Smith exclaimed, "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?"
The receptionist replied, "Normally, yes... "
"But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" asked Mr. Smith.
The receptionist replied, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town."
"If she finds her way home... "
"Don't sleep with her."
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The HMO wouldn't be responsible for the second test, the doctor would be because they screwed up. But seeing how it's a joke and not reality, pretty funny 😅
Agreed 😂👍
It is a joke
A good one. Well, that's a Drs office for you. This isn't good news for the husband either way😅
That was sad.... Yet highly accurate.
The Doctors office is responsible they should cover the expense. My recent expenses for the blood and urine tests of more than thirty five things checked was the cost of getting to the hospital 🇨🇦❤🎉😂🎉❤
Are you really taking this joke seriously? I think that you might need to consider getting a life
I wonder what will happen if she doesn't find her way home? 😂😂😂
He'll be relieved....
Good point... 😋
A VERY practical doctor ( bed side manners may need a little touching up,) but VERY practical, think hubby followed the doctors advice ?? HE BETTER!!!! 😮😮😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤒🤒😭😭!! ( sounds almost like the DR. has had some unfortunate experence huh?!
A man used to drink a lot. His drinking got so bad that his wife told him if he came home drunk again, she would leave him. That night, he went out with his friends, and got drunk again. This time he puked all over himself. He asked one of his friends, "I just threw up all over myself. I can't go home like this or my wife will leave me." His friend said, "Put a $20 bill in your jacket pocket. Tell your wife that someone threw up on you and they gave you the money to cover the cleaning bill." The man goes home and his wife asks him what happened, and why did he have a $20 bill in his jacket pocket. He told her, "I was out with the boys and someone threw up all over me. They gave the $20 bill to cover my cleaning cost." The wife asked, "Why are there two $20 bills in your pocket?" The man said, "Oh, the other one is from the guy that pooped in my pants!"
You suppose his name just might be joe bidin??? ( you think??) maybe?? 😮😮😮💩💩💩😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
@@earlwheelock7844 Could be Slidin Biden.
WHEEEEEEW!, thank goodness neither one is my wife..............she passed away from diabetic complications in April of 2020, and thankfully NOT THE COVID❗ But, Alzheimers DID run in her family, and she was in the very early stages of it when she passed 😔
😢
@@loljokes the surname "Smith" is quite common, and "Paul" is the most common first name, when my son was in ice hockey, we went to Indianapolis Indiana for a tournament, and just for curiosity, i looked in the phone book. There were 2 full pages, front and back, and another half page of "Paul Smiths"😵😨😱❗
How many phones do you have?! 😂
Well; that's one way to work out who has what but a 2nd test should be paid for by the 🤡🤡 who mixed the results.
Anyway - as per other post - this is a joke so.......
😁😁😁😁😁