🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Bubba lands a job installing telephone poles for the... | Funny Jokes
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Bubba lands a job installing telephone poles for the local phone company...
At the end of the first day, his new boss asks him, "So, how many poles were you able to install today?"
"3 poles sir," states Bubba proudly.
"That's nowhere near enough, if you want to keep this job you're going to need to work faster."
By the end of the week Bubba had increased to 5 poles a day, but his boss told him that still wasn't enough.
"I'll give you one more week," says his boss, "And you better be able to install 10 poles a day or you're fired!"
Three weeks in and Bubba still can't install more than 6 poles a day.
His boss is fuming, "Look over there!"
"That man installs 15 poles a day and you can't even install half that!"
Bubba replies, "Yeah but... "
"Look how much he's left sticking out of the ground."
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HaHa. Whew, I'm glad we have cell phones. Great voices.😅☎️
Thanks Kimberly! 😀
ABSOLUTLY LOVE THE VOICES!!!! It must have been HELL digging when " BUBBA" hit bedrock at about 20' huh? ( wonder if the telephone poles " BUBBA " Planted ever " GREW " into full sized poles!!!!?? ( HAD A boss that sort of sounded like " BUBBA " ONCE for a VERY short time!!! 😮😮😮🤐😝😝😝😜😜😨😨😨😨😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
When you see a pole, only one third of it is buried, usually a 30’ pole is 10’ into the ground. That isn’t ever going to hit bedrock.
@@chucklou7216 somhow you seemed to miss the joke ( obviosly you never dug a post hole in the Vermont hills) I have, and you didnt need to go down 30' either, about 10 inches was enough to hit bedrock or less
@@earlwheelock7844 never traveled to that nutty state, just speaking from my experience with the telephone company for 31years.
I think I know that guy!
Strewth!!! 😁😁😁
An older couple had been married for over 30 years. They started out in life being very poor, but with hard work by both of them, they became very well-off. They would often hang out with the very cream of high-society. One evening, they attended a gala ball with some of their closest, classiest, and richest friends. They were listening and dancing to some classical music at the ball. They heard musical pieces from Beethoven, and other classical composers. Someone happened to mention the name of Mozart. The wife said out loud, "Oh, I knew Mozart very well. I used to see him take the Number 3 bus to the beach all of the time!" The classy crowd was stunned to silence, and in a state of shock by the remark. But as the evening went on, no one said a word. In the car, on the way home, the husband looked at his wife and said, "You dummy! Why would you say such a thing? Everyone knows that the Number 3 bus doesn't go to the beach!"
I heard that one back in the 60s from, I think, Myron Cohen. If I recall correctly, it was on his album _When You're in Love the Whole World is Jewish._
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There are 3 bouncers and they are being interviewed by the owner of a club who has no ears.
The first bouncer walks in, the guy interviewing says: "This a job based on observation, make an observation about me."
The bouncer being interviewed says: "You got no ears", the owner giving the interview says: "Get out!"
The second bouncer walks in sits down, the guy says: "This a job based on observation, make an observation about me."
The bouncer says: "You got no ears", the club owner says: "Get out!"
The third bouncer is walking to the door, but the second bouncer stops him and says: "Don't mention his ears he gets very sensitive about it."
The third guy says: "OK"
He goes in and sits down, the owner says: "This a job based on observation, make an observation about me."
The bouncer says: "You're wearing contacts"
The club owner says: "How can you tell?"
The bouncer says: "You can't wear glasses if you got no ears."
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Oh, Bubba....
What are we gonna do with you?
I was wondering how deep a hole he was digging. Now i am wondering if the boss is Bubbas dad apples dont fall far from the tree and the boss certainly should have over seen the new guys work . I can picture a trench dug to put the poles laid out resting on the ground 😅