Monty Python - Court Scene

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  • čas přidán 21. 12. 2006
  • from Monty Python's Flying Circus
    Season 1 - Episode 03
    How To Recognize Different Types Of Tree From Quite A Long Way Away
    Recorded 14-08-69, Aired 19-10-69
    I'm slowly uploading the entire Flying Circus series... Got any requests?
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Komentáře • 464

  • @duffyjohnson77
    @duffyjohnson77 Před 9 lety +193

    "...I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway..."

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 Před 8 lety +18

      Duffy Johnson I do not like the sound of his liver.

    • @JoRatcliff
      @JoRatcliff Před 8 lety +18

      +Duffy Johnson what with her womb and all

    • @JaneXemylixa
      @JaneXemylixa Před 8 lety +15

      +Duffy Johnson Well, she swore to tell the *whole* truth, so...

    • @PrimetimeD
      @PrimetimeD Před 6 lety +10

      They're not even married, they're not even divorced!

    • @raymondcragg7282
      @raymondcragg7282 Před 5 lety +2

      Duffy Johnson brilliant

  • @han5234
    @han5234 Před 9 lety +199

    MP's delivery of, "Curse you, Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people" always kills me.

  • @Znwarp
    @Znwarp Před 10 lety +214

    I'm going to get pulled up for a parking offense just to give that speech on freedom.

  • @jaakkooksa5374
    @jaakkooksa5374 Před 8 lety +149

    Curse you Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people.

    • @Setebos
      @Setebos Před 6 lety +1

      Almost makes me want to get arrested just so I can use that line in court.

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed Před 5 lety +84

    Cardinal Richelieu: a man so cool that he not only has his own fanfare entrance music, but he even brings his own handheld microphone to court.

  • @gingerhead09
    @gingerhead09 Před 10 lety +100

    "I swear to tell the truth,
    the whole truth & nothing but the truth,
    so anyway"

    • @Soilwar
      @Soilwar Před 9 lety +7

      That's my favorite part! Kills me every time!

  • @Shilven
    @Shilven Před 11 lety +47

    'Till the end of my days I'll remember that Cardinal Richelieu died in december 1642

  • @iisthedude07
    @iisthedude07 Před 12 lety +31

    "I sure did that thing" has become a staple part of my everday vocabulary

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Před 8 lety +92

    "He's not completely dead, m'Lord, but he's not at all well."
    Cracks me up every time XD

  • @williamscottwork
    @williamscottwork Před 12 lety +36

    What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Can you imagine a valedictorian giving a speech like that? 😁

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 Před 10 měsíci +7

      It's only a bloody parking offense

  • @Setebos
    @Setebos Před 13 lety +16

    "Professional Cardinal Richelieu Impersonator". I'd love to put that down on a resume or income tax form.

  • @mollywollydoodah
    @mollywollydoodah Před 10 lety +69

    The bit when Michael turns to john and just goes 'oui' is my favourite part xD

  • @mylesjordan9970
    @mylesjordan9970 Před 11 měsíci +31

    The Gilbert and Sullivan references are unfortunately becoming ancient history in America. Terrific performance!

  • @MrCheesyPants
    @MrCheesyPants Před 12 lety +16

    This entire skit is glorious

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety +54

    Eric Idle was perfect as a man who just wouldn't shut up..

    • @Anderschristoph125
      @Anderschristoph125 Před 8 lety +14

      And you're surrounded by red skinned English tourists drinking bleedin Watney's red barrell and idiots singing "torremillinos, torremillinos", and there's always some bloke who drones ON and ON and ON about how Mr. Smith should be running this country.........

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před 5 lety +10

      Graham was perfect playing a woman who wouldn't shut up

    • @MichaelShingo
      @MichaelShingo Před 27 dny

      Ya that was graham

  • @ThingsWeSaidToday
    @ThingsWeSaidToday Před 10 lety +42

    John Cleese's 'engine driver' song may be one of the funniest things ever committed to film.

  • @BlahBlahYouWho
    @BlahBlahYouWho Před 14 lety +24

    My parents once hired a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator for my 10th birthday.

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 Před 8 měsíci +2

      This may be the most underrated comment in the history of youtube.

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Před 3 měsíci

      Was it Lord Black of Crossharbour? He always attends costume parties as Richelieu.

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook Před 7 lety +24

    "Mr. Larch, I find you incredibly guilty of overacting!"

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 16 lety +34

    "If I were not in the CID...."-Graham's song is wonderful as is John's little followup-"If I were not before the bar..."

  • @mretwaikhine2468
    @mretwaikhine2468 Před 5 lety +27

    No comment on how cute Cleese's lil engine driver dance is??

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 Před 8 lety +45

    It's only a bloody parking offense...

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 Před 6 lety +3

      Gilles Tremblay It's only thirty shillings.

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper Před 11 měsíci +17

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway...
    Laughed out loud the instant Chapman delivered that

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Yup. Amidst all the silliness and history lessons, there are moments of creative genius in this skit. And that's one of them.

    • @jennibale1831
      @jennibale1831 Před měsícem +1

      Me too!

  • @dayglograham62
    @dayglograham62 Před 10 měsíci +3

    This is probably my favourite Python sketch

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose Před 16 lety +5

    "Mr Alridge, I put it to you that you are dead."
    LOL.

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote Před 7 měsíci +3

    0:35 I’m gonna get pulled up for a parking offense purely to give this speech

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook Před 12 lety +30

    Such an underrated sketch!

  • @freeindeed7
    @freeindeed7 Před 16 lety +56

    I love Eric's little speech! and the attitude of Terry as the judge. and Michael as an impersonator. I'm partial to the little song at the end, too. thanks for uploading this!

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 Před 13 lety +97

    For me, the Graham Chapman/woman character wasnt so much comedy as a trip down memory lane, that was almost exactly what my mum was like...only my mum made even less sense.

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Wish I could meet yr mum. Graham is more like both my grandmums- they were funny without trying

    • @tomharrison1849
      @tomharrison1849 Před 4 měsíci

      Wow what respect.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 Před 12 lety +21

    WITH A RUB-DUB-DUB & A SCRUB-A-DUB-DUB I'D SING THIS VERY SONG!!!

  • @thehumungus9066
    @thehumungus9066 Před 6 lety +21

    Has anyone else noticed that John Cleese always plays a barrister in court room scenes?

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 Před 6 lety +11

      Apparently he studied law at university :-)

    • @connfyoozed
      @connfyoozed Před 5 lety +13

      He also played one in A Fish Called Wanda. He just has that tall, authoritative look and manner about him, which makes it even funnier when he starts talking about complete goofiness with a straight face.

  • @TheClaudHamilton
    @TheClaudHamilton Před 10 měsíci +8

    "Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking - dead?" Way to take your time getting to the point, John Cleese!

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre Před 14 lety +6

    He's mimicking the actor Sir Laurence Olivier. In the 30s, Olivier did a lot of Shakespearean films and he recites his lines in that nasal, clipped way.

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 Před 5 lety +32

    Mr. Larch is the British version of what we Americans call a sovereign citizen 😆
    “It was only a bloody parking offense”🤣

  • @enriquesanchez2001
    @enriquesanchez2001 Před 11 měsíci +13

    NO WONDER I came out as a total blithering idiot! These hours were how I spent my teenage years! And I am thankful for it!🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo Před 10 lety +18

    one of my favorite sketches with the mostly dead guy in the coffin for extra silliness

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel Před 13 lety +6

    Michael Palin absolutely kills me everytime! OUI!

  • @Lazuotut
    @Lazuotut Před 15 lety +12

    One of the best Flying Circus bits. Absolutely fantastic.

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile Před 10 lety +60

    It's just a bloody parking offense.

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 Před 7 lety +7

      Parking offense? Schmarking offense, my lord. We must leave no stone unturned.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 15 lety +17

    John's dance is simply too awesome for words.

  • @hamersimpso
    @hamersimpso Před 11 lety +9

    just a normal day in the courts of london

  • @tylerleemyles9592
    @tylerleemyles9592 Před 10 lety +18

    This is the 10th time I've seen and I'm drooling with laughter.

  • @YamisQueenJess
    @YamisQueenJess Před 9 lety +51

    Mr. Lawyer, you need a spirit medium trained in the Kurain school of Channeling before the deceased can testify.

    • @altamont498
      @altamont498 Před 8 lety +13

      And the prosecutor should be wearing a red suit and a white frilly cravat. The detective needs to have a green trench coat and be underpaid to the point of near bankruptcy. And the judge needs to be older, balder and beardier.

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 Před 10 lety +24

    You've got to be cruel to be kind.

  • @stewux
    @stewux Před 12 lety +4

    " ...well they do don't they, I mean you can't can you.... " Oh Graham , I'm almost in love with you haha, that monologue was pure genius!

    • @jennibale1831
      @jennibale1831 Před měsícem

      I cry with laughter every time I watch Graham Chapman delivering that monologue.

  • @Thundermonk99
    @Thundermonk99 Před 14 lety +4

    john cleese's expecting glances at the camera are hilarious.

  • @cha5
    @cha5 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I always loved Gilliam as the knight with a chicken in these bits.

  • @FireEyedMaidOfWar
    @FireEyedMaidOfWar Před 13 lety +5

    The Pythons have outdone themselves once more: Alone the pathetic plea for freedom is beyond their usual comical mastery but the appearance of Cardinal Richelieu is amazing! When the Pythons were around it was obviously quite proper to show one’s knowledge on topics like art or history instead of making boast of one’s ignorance in these matters as many people tend to do today. While being a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator must be a good trade for sure.

  • @Apemopo
    @Apemopo Před 10 lety +7

    "oui...!"

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 15 lety +8

    Michael also did Richelieu doing his Petula Clark impression. I think he just loves the outfit

  • @elcaji
    @elcaji Před 15 lety +22

    Iddle's speech is wonderful.
    Palin=Richelieu ("a caracter witness") is simply genious.
    Chapman's DIM ("fair cop") is incredible.
    And Cleese dance... simply the best performance in comedy ever.

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...so anyway" 😅😅😅

  • @lewars1912
    @lewars1912 Před 14 lety +6

    Dead witnesses are the best ones. Clever people were the Monty Python people. Clever indeed. Beautiful song.

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 Před 6 lety +26

    After almost years 50 Monty Python remains the unbeaten "King of Comedy".
    P.S Micheal Palin impersonating "So-called Cardinal Richelieu" makes me crack up everytime!! XD

    • @ilokivi
      @ilokivi Před 10 měsíci +2

      Rupert Pupkin will be most upset.

  • @kengisamasempisankun
    @kengisamasempisankun Před 10 lety +5

    I'm taking history notes on this...seriously.
    thank you for uploading this

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing Před 10 lety +29

    We need more kosher car parks in this country

  • @narsil27
    @narsil27 Před 6 měsíci +2

    so happy that these videos are back on youtube.
    freedom, freedom, freedom!

  • @mindbodylightsound10
    @mindbodylightsound10 Před 17 lety +5

    this is simply amazing. 8 1/2 minutes. one shot. pure comedy.

  • @jackfitzpatrick8173
    @jackfitzpatrick8173 Před 11 měsíci +4

    One of their greatest skits!

    • @philhawley1219
      @philhawley1219 Před 11 měsíci +1

      And the larch is my second favourite tree, but I am never too sure about Laricus Japponica

  • @B.K.Entertainment
    @B.K.Entertainment Před 13 lety +3

    "Dim of the yard" lol, comedy genious

  • @wastemind
    @wastemind Před 14 lety +7

    Love Cleese's dance at the end. He's just so silly.

    • @-danR
      @-danR Před 10 měsíci +3

      So light on his feet.

  • @dpf2122
    @dpf2122 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "one of the architects of the modern world, already"

  • @christophermacintyre5890
    @christophermacintyre5890 Před 5 lety +3

    No matter how many times the Late Arthur Aldridge had knocked to the question "Are you in fact dead"?" he would have opened himself up to a perjury trap. If he had knocked twice for "no" he couldn't very well be "the Late Arthur Aldridge" (i.e. dead), but rather " the Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge". On the other hand, if "the Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge" had knocked once for "yes" he couldn't be dead, because, well, a dead man answering a question in court would just be too silly. So the "Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge" wisely remained silent on the advice of his lawyer. Aldridge is/was(?) one smart stiff, too smart, I think, even for Inspector Dim of the Yard. There is a lesson to be learned here...somewhere.

  • @phantomphan77
    @phantomphan77 Před 13 lety +4

    John Cleese's graceful dance at the end is my favorite part

  • @signorellil
    @signorellil Před 13 lety +6

    Actually, it occurred to me that "strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue" is a precise description of my parking tickets!

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid Před 5 lety +6

    Inspector Dim should have gotten his own spin-off series.

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre Před 15 lety +4

    Eric's mimicking Sir Laurence Olivier by the end of his speech.

  • @NobleNemesis
    @NobleNemesis Před 10 lety +12

    "So, anyway..!"

  • @gondolacrescent5
    @gondolacrescent5 Před 15 lety +5

    Part of Cleese's genius is something he was not aware of. His body and limb movements are ridiculously exaggerated/rigid. His goose stepping on Fwatty Towels or (sorry) Fawlty Towers is a case in point. In his early career it was about two years before he actually saw what he looked like on video and he had no idea how ridiculous he looked. I think he described himself as something like "a giant hovercraft" moving about the stage. As in "My hovercraft is full of eels". A favoured M.P. object.

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Před 11 lety +4

    "character witness"
    I get it.

  • @paulinfrance5
    @paulinfrance5 Před 6 měsíci +1

    still brilliant some 50 years on.

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez Před 11 měsíci +4

    Why didn't they let the barrister sing his part?
    Favouritism in the court, I say!

  • @TheFunkywhiteboy63
    @TheFunkywhiteboy63 Před 6 lety +14

    For what it's worth, the real Richelieu died on this date (4 Dec.) in 1642, at age 57. Inspector Dim's little trap.

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY Před 10 lety +13

    I was waiting for the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 Před 6 lety +1

      no, that's yet another court sketch and by far the funniest.

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 Před 6 lety

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • @NBarker1993
    @NBarker1993 Před 11 lety +6

    The Monty Python are a smart lot. I'd bet that they created such a speech just for this sketch

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose Před 16 lety +4

    Me, too. It's all brilliant. The song, too, is really charming.

  • @dmreeoogdaq
    @dmreeoogdaq Před 8 lety +20

    Oui.

  • @holydiver73
    @holydiver73 Před 15 lety +3

    This is the single best sketch that MP EVER did. Palin is fantastically funny.

    • @sdgakatbk
      @sdgakatbk Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's a VERY funny sketch, but that's a BIG statement. They were just great.

  • @sizzla123
    @sizzla123 Před 8 lety +16

    NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

  • @Cvisscher
    @Cvisscher Před 8 lety +15

    watch this with subtitles. you wont be disappointed

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile Před 14 lety +21

    I love how Cleese points at the audience when a witness says something "important". I can't even explain why I find it so funny but it's brilliant.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 15 lety +2

    Michael just looks good in Cardinal's robes

  • @SuperDuus
    @SuperDuus Před 12 lety +3

    The of the best court scenes:-) Theres a lot more! Luckyly :-)

  • @MaryE171
    @MaryE171 Před 17 lety +4

    OMG, Graham is just hysterical as that witness and Michael as Cardinal Richelieu!!! Ah!

  • @samopostam
    @samopostam Před 14 lety +4

    Chapman is brilliant in this one. So funny.
    "Not so fast". The way he says it is just hilarious. Just like everything else that comes out of his mouth.

  • @lonedrone
    @lonedrone Před 11 lety +4

    One of the best from Graham.

  • @user-ce7es2sv3e
    @user-ce7es2sv3e Před 6 lety +10

    I want to hear Cleese version with chorus "with a chiff-chiff"

  • @signorellil
    @signorellil Před 13 lety +3

    Parking offence? Schmarking offence! Call Cardinal Richelieu!
    God, I would love to have Cardinal Richelieu coming to testify about my parking tickets!

  • @dixonpinfold2582
    @dixonpinfold2582 Před 11 měsíci +3

    This reminds me of the Goons (scene: a court trial):
    Man [from the gallery]: "I object!"
    Judge: "Who are you?"
    Man: "I'm the window cleaner."
    Judge: "What you have to say has no bearing on these proceedings."
    Man: "My bread and butter."
    Judge [exasperated]: "What about your bread and butter?"
    Man: "I cleans the windows with it."

  • @bsjif
    @bsjif Před 14 lety +3

    They're all great as women, but Graham is my favorite. 'So, she said she said she said!"

  • @mfjdv2020
    @mfjdv2020 Před 13 lety +5

    This is brilliant, one of the few MP sketches I haven't seen! THANK YOU!

  • @markosskace514
    @markosskace514 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Absolutely the best and for ever.

  • @Samalamalamdam
    @Samalamalamdam Před 7 lety +7

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so anyway...

  • @peacesellsstevebuyin
    @peacesellsstevebuyin Před 11 lety +2

    O-o-o-o-u-i. Oui. I sure did that thing.

  • @kathHenderson
    @kathHenderson Před 14 lety +3

    "Curse you Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people"
    It alarms me how awesome Michael saying that in a pink outfit is... its... just... so... awesome...

  • @casualagent7250
    @casualagent7250 Před 6 lety +7

    Monty Python at its finest, so anyway.

  • @maximesaindon3552
    @maximesaindon3552 Před 6 lety +6

    Michael as the cardinal XD and it's just a parking offense

  • @shumlina
    @shumlina Před 12 lety +3

    I like that one too. It's "The Toad Elevating Moment" from the Royal Episode. :) He's a man who says things in a very roundabout way

  • @tomellis4750
    @tomellis4750 Před 11 měsíci +1

    It's said great comedians are great actors. Here's proof.

  • @stitch99
    @stitch99 Před 12 lety +2

    I just realized he's playing a lawyer here just like in A Fish Called Wanda.

  • @anne40hillpiggott30
    @anne40hillpiggott30 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Love Count Binface's appearance at the end 😂😂😂