🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A police officer waits outside a popular bar anticipating... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A police officer waits outside a popular bar anticipating... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A police officer waited outside a popular bar, anticipating an easy arrest of a drunk driver...
Just before closing time, a man staggered out of the bar.
The man could barely remain upright, he was most certainly inebriated...
He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.
He finally found his car and climbed in as the bar closed and the patrons began to leave...
He sat in the car for a good ten minutes.
He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off...
He started to pull forward onto the grass, then stopped.
Finally, when he was the last car in the parking lot, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away...
The officer, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.
He administered a breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a zero...
The officer was dumbfounded, "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.
"I doubt it," replied the man, "tonight I am the D.D. ."
The officer looked at him with confusion, "I don t see how you could be the designated driver when you are stumbling drunk."
"I'm not," said the man...
"I m the designated decoy."
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Dave Allen joke from 40 years ago. Still good
👍👍 probably not to many people have heard of Dave Allen but I remember him, I miss him and Benny Hill.👍😊
Yea, if you like dumb jokes...
I love dumb jokes. @@YAWN....
It's probably older than that.
@@frednoneso do I but theres dumb and then theres pathetically dumb....
An oldie, but goodie!
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Might be an oldie but i don’t think I'd heard it before. 😂😂
This was funny. Sounded sorta like myself sometimes, and I don't even drink lol. Great voices😅
Thanks 😀
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VERY GOOD!!!!! THAT ONE caught me COMPLETLY by surprise!!!! Rof lmao on THAT one!!! ( wonder if the " OP
Thanks Earl! 😀
To continu above I wonder if the " COP " wrote him a DWI tickit any way then just LIED about it!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮🤐🤐😨😨👹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!
DUI driving under the influence of alcohol and or drugs 🇨🇦 DWI ¿ Driving while intoxicated uk?
@@lindagates9150 my slip DUI here too covers both drunk AND stoned driving!!
As funny as this is, it's probably a crime 🤦
It is a joke! Get over yourself.
I respectfully say I don't understand the joke! Oh I get it now he was playing the part of an inebriated driver. Slow on the up take but I am smiling at the joke and my residual blondness 😂🎉😂😅😊🖖🧓👍🍀🌟💚💝💚🌟🍀and yes I have had my teaspoon of organic vanilla
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Well done sherlock...
😂😂😂😂😂