🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - He has tried practically every therapy known to man... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - He has tried practically every therapy known to man... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches...
After the doctor reviews his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and still has no improvement.
"Listen," says the doctor, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school... "
"But it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience."
"When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while."
"Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead."
"Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and make love to her."
"Almost always, the headache is immediately gone."
"Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin...
"Doc! I took your advice, I did EXACTLY like you said and it works!"
"I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the first time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way Doc," the patient adds...
"You have a really nice house."
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I saw that one coming!
I knew where that was going after just a few seconds.
😅😅😅
Kos kesh😂😂😂
I'm not usually slow when it comes to "getting" the joke but I had to rewatch this one to be certain........
I get the distinct impression that this guy has taken the Doctors advice to a different level 😂😂😂😂😂
HAHA. This guy is really gonna have a headache when that Dr.gets done with him. Great voices. I think the Dr.was Dr. Klump aka Professor.😅
Could be... 😀
Why am I NOT surprised at the " cure " saw THAT one comming a MILE away ( wonder who the " doctor " was doing to cure HIS migraines ) 😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! ROF LMAO again!! GREAT JOKE!!!
Thanks Earl! 😀
😂😂😂
I thought it was going to be that his wife had now developed a headache.
I like that! 😂
Funny joke
Thank you! 😀
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch.
The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.
The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender: "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch."
The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch.
The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar: "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch."
The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.
An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in front of him and asks: "What do you think of this?"
The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out the liquid yelling: "Why, this tastes like piss"
The old drunk replies: "That's right, now tell me how old I am."
Hahahahahaha
😮😂
Sex has been a known migraine cure for decades, although not usually advocated by a doctor.
Someone commented that it would be funny if he cured his migraine but now his wife had one... 😂
I expected him to say something about the Doctors wife how refreshing it was the house not the spouse...My migraines are silent just the light show none of the pain . I think my DNA must play a part. Migraines are light induced and I would describe it like looking at pulsating rain drops not much of a show.😮 Before the eye operation for cataracts the lights pulsated best described as watching flashing lights moving around a theater marquee 😊😱🤷🏼♀️🙄🍀💚🍀🌟💕💞💕🌟🖖🧓👍
Who do you think was helping the patient at the doctor's house?
@@willdejong7763 the therapist
@@willdejong7763maybe it happened during COVID.😂
Did it happen after the Rosenberg fart? 😋