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I don't care if I'm 65 and come off like an 8 year old. You can't go wrong with fart humor.
I once had a boyfriend who in the early part of the relationship was very polite and so was I.
Unfortunately I have Irritable bowel syndrome and my intestines are too fart happy,which put a damper on dating.
I had tried different products over the counter, etc..
One night my then boyfriend was walking through my house and I had an uncontrollable fart, that was oddly high pitched.
Poor guy, he already had PTSD from serving in the Gulf war. He became so startled that he turned around trying to figure out what caused the noise.
I was so embarrassed and explained that it was me passing gas.
Well, that took care of our politeness!!🤓☺️
I'm 58 and I just cut one
Never trust a fart when you're over 40...I'm well over 40 and I think farts are funny except in a lift....
So true about lifts, made worse if its express to higher floors & almost full
to capacity / multiple "tunes".
your damn right russ!
I don’t care what anyone says this is funny
I’m 53 and still laugh like a six-year-old over these!!! 😂😆🤣
I'm 56 and I got tears from laughing at the comments :-D
rhpicayune LOL check out my CZcams channel, it’s all good ole farts 💨
@@jennifer1980
😁👍
38 and I still laugh at farts. The wind in the willows is deadly.
65 and still farting. The original form of social distancing.
The last one with the dog just staring at him is iconic.
My dear late Aunt owned a Boxer named 'Butch' and this breed is apparently bad for farting. He used to sit under the dining table and was well until the noxious pong. My Aunt would say, "Butch, leave the room" and he'd leave with the amount of tai he had tucked down. I always laughed.
I do too. And my mom leaves the room 😂😂😂
Made me laugh. Now this dog in a lift...
*Guide Dog (disgusted):* Oh, Hell NO!!! You'd better not lay the blame on me for that fart! 😡
He looks like Alan from the Hangover
1:00 That dog's like, "You motherf^&*er, do you know how sharp my sense of smell is?"
Omg!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now…why did I hear that in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice???
My grandfather farted all the time. When I was a kid, we were in line at a busy grocery store, he farted very loudly and with a serious face said "you should be ashamed of yourself, doing that in front of all these people"
lol omg i can't stop laughing holy shit xd my grandfather doing that all the time and telling other that i did it
, 😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😁
He was dominated fartiater
And my also grandmother do same thing
But my grandmother is passed away 😴😢
Lmao!!! Grandparents are hilarious 😂
You know it's bad when even the dog is looking at you like: "Dude.... Really?"
Dog’s probably thinking “you better not blame that on me buster”
That kid just smooth stepped to the left🤣🤣
The dog!🤣🤣🤣🤣 the long goodbye
Didn't notice it before.. THANK YOUUU
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now THAT'S funny !
My friend cut a fart so loud & so long in Walmart that people came laughing from other isles to see who/what it was. This then caused several employees to come see what was going on. We are still laughing about it to this day...
Walmart, never fails to bring comedy to shopping 🤣
I did that at Walmart one time as well and the lady at the jewelry counter called security on me for doing that.... apparently she didn't think it was funny lol....my cousin and I couldn't stop laughing
@@ryanewing6069 Too bad you didn't reply, "No need to make a big stink about it"
@@brandonginsburg3120 shoot I should have said something like that lol 😂
The man in a cafe needing to really let rip, there's music playing,so he thinks ,"when the music's really loud I'll let go",so he did, a real rip roarer. Then he realised the masking music was coming from his head phones ------ and everyone had heard him.........
I'm 60 and I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.
yep
its fun to do that on purpose at restaurants.
Yer darn tootin'! 😂
Same
The Horn of Jericho...laughing so hard I'm pushing out the long goodbye.
fuffoon its alias is the angel who spoke fart
Gurpal Singh You’re an embarrassment to God and Jesus.
I laughed at the long goodbye and the horn of Jericho came out
Dont bring religion into this !
as long as it doesn't end up with a Regretful Hello
Farts. The most effective form of social distancing.
🤣🤣🤣 Your comment has me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Yup. Cropdusters Unite!
@@mickaldclifford3262 I noticed the dog at the end 😂😂😂
Underrated comment 😂
😂
What’s really funny is when you fart in one room and someone comes in from another room and says “Did you call me?”😂
You win 😁
🤣🤣🤣
That comment is more funnier than the entire video. You got my eyes all watery just from reading that.
@@TheFieryRider elevator one tell they had fart machine squeezer
I farted in bed once and my cat came running from the other room, meowing interrogatively😂
I cleared half a classroom with a mexican food fart once in San Diego. We disrupted a serious class for a good while with our uncontrolled laughter.
I had my 15 minutes of fame! :D
Lol, nice, my mom once stunk me and my step-dad out of the room from her smelly bad fart from eating a faheta burrito and so no more of that for her cause it gives her bad gas.
My 3 year old niece blasted us out of the room! It stank like an old hobo! She laughed, thought it was funny.
I once had deviled eggs before work some years ago. The smell from the fart was so bad they almost called extermination and cleared everyone out of the office. I owned up to my boss but instead of reprimanding me, laughed his ass off for an hour. Wasn’t as embarrassing as I thought it would be.
The dog's reaction at the end. PRICELESS!! Sounds like a buzzing bee. 😂😂😂
I had an uncle who was probably lactose intolerant (he passed away in the 80's, back when the term wasn't used...it was just "milk doesn't agree with me."), but he loved his ice cream. One day, a couple hours after he had a bowl, he was sitting in his recliner and let out a "silent but deadly." His dog was laying beside the chair, looked up at him, got up and went down the basement. Till the day he passed away, we never let him forget it.
but who farted
Buzzing bee indeed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😆 xdd with that fart I bet he can fool the real thing into thinking that he's a bee.
It was the man who farted.
He forgot "Silent but Deadly".
:'''''''D
rofl!!!!!
Thomas Blackwell The Ninja lol
Hahahahaha OOOMMMGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you'd have to enable closed captioning for that.
Confession- I parted with a camp gas cooker (quiet hissing, deep burning sensation) in a supermarket. I knew In a heart beat that the odor was gunna be worse than an outdoor fish processing plant in the height of summer, so...I stared hard at the innocent women next to me, with a look of disgust on my face. The busy isle bought it. If your that lady reading this, my heart felt apology.
I had a new female acquaintance over and we were laughing at our stupid jokes and I let one go. She says "I am so glad you did that" and let's out one of her own. We've been married 11 years now.
So it was love at first fart? 😅
To find someone who shares your "Interests" is priceless!!
She's a keeper!!!
What a beautiful story :-)
My ex wife was young (20). We just purchased a house and it was sparely furnished and everything echoed especially the bathroom with its tiled surfaces. She went potty in the morning while I laid in bed. She thought I was still asleep and she let one rip. I yelled out “I heard that”. She yelled back “oh my god, I’m going to kill you”. She came running back and started play hitting me saying she was so embarrassed and I’m laughing uncontrollably saying all kinds of things like, I went deaf it was so loud. The bowl probably cracked. Shook the whole house. Ah the good old days and the good times of young love. Sadly we needed up apart
Frequent farts might be cancer?!
Oh, man. I've been deceased for years.
Yes! I had colon cancer and I farted like crazy. Almost died of it, sepsis and respiratory failure. No joke!!! I still fart and I'm still fighting cancer, round 2. Funny til cancer happens.
I get checked every 2 years for colon cancer
Oh well... Yabba dabba doo!
fred me too....hahahahahahaha
You and Barney both huh ? !!
the dog's reaction to the long goodbye lmao
Zachary Van Oostenrijk Dog: "Don't you dare blame that on me..."
Zachary Van Oostenrijk lol and the boy slid over real smooth lol
Zachary Van Oostenrijk the rolling tunder sounds more like someone farting in tin can 😂
That was my favorite!
Zachary Van Oostenrijk Exactly what I was thinking.... priceless 😂
I'm 62 and even now fart humour still gets me giggling like a kid
The long goodbye was hilarious. The dog is like 'really?'
I seen evaluator ones alot its funny guy does it Jack Vale
A friend played the tuba in the army. One night laying on his on his bunk he put it to his arse, farted and produced a beautiful note and had his mates rolling about. He left the army 2 weeks later. When they told his successor who took over his tuba he washed it out with antiseptic..
Bet it went plarrrrrp when he farted in it didn't it.
Ah, musical instruments are the only thing that you can play not just with your mouth but also your behind too. 😂😂😂😂😂 😆 🤣 xdd.
The funniest fart I ever heard was my neighbors father setting at the table while eating.
It started out as this high pitch just like the cartoon sound of a bomb dropping followed perfectly by the big loud one. We laughed so hard. The most amazing sounding fart ever.
The dog's reaction to *The Long Goodbye* made me laugh hard enough to cry. :'-D
I almost wet my pants😂😂
Laughed so hard I cried! Great public service announcement! The dog is my hero!
The nuns sitting in the church scene at the beginning brings back fond memories of my childhood. I attended catholic grade school and we were all assembled in the church for first Friday prayers when someone in my row let loose with a massive fart. Sitting on the those wooden benches made the sound kind of rumble then echo. We all lost it and cracking up to no end causing the entire class to be held after school and lectured on the lack of respect shown to God that day. This one clown raised his hand and when allowed to speak he said something about how true an old Chinese proverb was stating that whoever farts in church surely has to sit in own pew. We lost it again and the one nun lifted him out of his chair by his ear. Needless to say we went the entire following week without being allowed recess after lunch. As I sit back many years later and still laugh when thinking about it, it was surely worth the punishments.
OMG, I'm sitting here at 11:30 at night, laughing my ass off at this. It know the exact rumble and echo you're talking about! Good times.
I am laughing so hard at this! whoever you are sir you've had nice school days.
Reminds me of the best fart I never did in church. I too went to catholic school in elementary and we were assigned one of those flimsy school supplies colored cardboard folders with the tangs in the middle. We put all the printed sheets with the song lyrics inside them and during mass we had to have them open and sing along. As I sat there with my folder open on my lap, the flimsy cardboard cover was stuck curved against the wooden pew seat...and then it slid open all the way skipping against the wooden seat. It made the sound of cardboard skipping across a wooden bench. To everyone else around me it sounded like a very loud fart. Everyone giggled and laughed as they turned to look at me. I couldn't help but laugh too because it was the loudest fart in church I've never done. Its like those leather chair farts I also get credit for :)
I was knelt next to a lady waiting on Communion, as Father gave her wafer,she held on to railing and went to stand up she let out this horrendous fart.
I've got tears running down me face at this comment, I can see it happening , thank you that's cheered me up no end 😂😂😂
The Elderly Black man reaction in elevator is priceless!
His eyes 🤣
He was like ohh darn no foo
The doctor-patient looking each other lol
As if he heard it for the first time in his life 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yesssss
My dad let out a big one at a family gathering. Everyone was looking at him, but he knew how to make the best of an awkward moment by painfully saying, “Ouch!”😆
Giggles
Elder people always fart harder😆😆
Was it Mianus or Uranus?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I let go of one in a store and it turned out a very quiet one. I couldn’t breathe…. I moved away even though no one was there but, it kept on following me around! My hubby caught up with me, took a breath and asked “what the hell?” I have since learned to look innocent. 🤭 😷
😂...that just struck me so funny.. Can't stop thinking about it and I'm still laughing.
48 and still giggled like a 5 yr old 😂 I gave my son an outhouse farting Santa for Xmas one year. We died laughing 😃
That dog was looking at the guy like "What in the world are you doing.? Don't you dare blame it on the dog!" LOL I laughed so hard at all of them, I cried.
I was in tears. She started to give them names. I’m still wiping the tears. Even the dog outed his owner. ROTFLMBO
Oh ma gaw! I'm like the only person in my house that still can't control laughter over farts! I'm 31 & I just about choked laughing at this! Yaaaas!
Me too
I'm 44 and had tears running down my face i laughed so much
When all hope seems lost and darkness holds dominion, there's nothing like a little fart humor to slay the dragons :)
Meddle not in the affairs of the Dragons
For we are crunchy and good with ketchup
When I was diagnosed with Colon Cancer I said to myself- ," I always knew some asshole would kill me.. Just didn't think it'd be my own..." :)
My grandmother had this unfortunate habit of having a sneezing fit, which was only interrupted by my mother saying to us,
"Wait for it.."
Sure enough, after sneezing 3 or 4 times, Nanna would always finish with (what I can now call) "The Spanish Wind".
I've had one before I call the Atomic Holocaust. Was in Babies R Us with my wife, I let it out, I could smell it was BAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD! So I grabbed her hand and led her like 3 aisles away. Then I hear some poor soul catch the blame for my fart. It was magic I tell you. Pure magic.
Also just note that farting often can be an issue with diet, stress, medication or other issues. Not necessarily cancer. If concerned, speak to your doctor
yes speak with your doctor, by all means... ask him/ her to pull your finger...
An old man goes to the doctor in a very distressed state:
OM: Doctor, everywhere I go, I have silent gas. Constantly. At the store, at church, on the bus, at the movies. All the time I have this silent gas.
Dr: We will look into your silent gas problem. But first, we NEED to check your hearing.
Hilarious 🤣😄😂🤣😄😂🤣😄😂
I was in the checkout line at a grocery store years ago. The guy in front of me was obviously a 'goof'. He was farting up a storm without a care in the world. Everybody was absolutely mortified by it. I was turning beat red trying not to bust up laughing, I thought it was so funny.
Lol
Can you imagine not even caring what people thought?
I would’ve been in tears laughing so hard🤣😂🤣😆
Prob why you can’t spell or put a sentence together in grammatical sequence
@@popscyclep8084 You sound really uptight. Relax, just let all that hot air flow out of you. Fast and furious or slow and stinky, your choice.
@@ladyrachel13 We're better off not caring what people think.
I'm apparently an immature adult of 65 years, but that is hilarious!
I do, and always have, found farts hilarious.
What gets me is the people who act like they don't fart.
My pop always said, well boy, I'd rather fart and bear the shame than hold it and bear the pain.
Wise man!
My Dad always said "Better out than in".
You need to check girl farts on blind date
@@hwytravler1962 thanks, I will!
I'm 70 and I still laugh. Remember Peter Sellers in the lift and Leslie Nielsen with his machine.
I'm 57 and have exhibited those symptoms since I was born.
lmao
Dean Evangelista pmsl😂😂😂😂😂😂💨💨💨💨
Ditto! Over the years I've been labelled "superhuman", a "war criminal", "alien"... even "gifted" 😂😂😂
Then you've been surviving cancer for 57 years, sir.
Aaron Lee: And indeed he has, but I can beat his-luck, at 66 years. I know what y' mean, though. I just take it a bit lighter than some. And before anyone says: "You just don't understand!"? Believe me, I do: My Sister lost her fight with the cancer, when she was the same age as myself, now. It runs in my family. We all gotta die some day, just try NOT to make it from something stupidly-preventable, if possible at all...?
Frequent farts are a sign I had cabbage earlier.
Sultanas for me, totally Herb Alpert . . .
TheMighty Chabunga OR PICKLED EGGS AND BEER, chili and beer,,ham and beans,...
Joe Brown - Dang Joe you could be dangerous around an open flame .
Brussels Sprouts make you fart something awful...
Friend: I'd like to clear the air
Me: don't look at me I haven't had a raw vegetable in weeks
It's been five minutes after this video ended, and I'm still laughing.
I'm never growing up.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I just love this!! 😊 Farts are the funniest things on the entire planet! Just hilarious 😮...love them!!!!!😂😂😂
When I was a young man my family had a chihuahua that adored my dad and would always sit on his lap stretched out and peaceful while my dad watched the news. But that little dog would fart so loud my mom would tell my dad to quit blaming the poor dog. One night after a particularly loud explosion which my dad again pointed to the dog my mom.said the dog would have exploded if he had done it. The hilarious thing was is that it really was the dog who never woke up but would grin!
Brilliant thank you so much for making me laugh as two members of my family are currently fighting cancer leukemia and prostate respectively. Let’s keep fighting cancer together and beat it.
A colon cancer PSA was the last thing I was expecting!
No matter how old I get, fart jokes are hilarious! 🤣🤣
"How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"
"I think you've had about enough!"
Has anyone ever been in a situation where the Cover-Up turned into the Long Goodbye?
LMAO 😂 🤣
Ask Peter Griffin
Multiple times
At this one job I was at all us employs where ready to leave. There was about 8 of us. We where standing at the doors when I let out this one fart. No one heard it, but someone smelt it. 'Why does it suddenly smell like hamburgers?' We get outside. 'Now it doesn't smell like hamburgers. I'm in the mood for a hamburger.' If I told her it was my fart she would of gone vegan.
I'm almost 40 and still laughed out loud through the whole thing!!
I'm 66 an still bust a gut hearing different forms of farts. In movies or anywhere.its funny shit 😂😂😂
I'd rather fart and bear the shame, then hold the fart and bear the pain. Our favorite childhood nursery rhyme.
Early 80s me and my cousin was at a major disco ..the line for the bar was insane as always so he farted music was too loud to hear it but the smell drove everyone away and we got our drink in less then 2 min lmao
Studio Fifty-Fart.
The best is accidently farting during a pause in the song.
Farts were created as a defense mechanism in case someone was trying to attack you from behind
The long goodbye killed me lmao 🤣
I couldn't help myself!! Tears of laughter just kept coming!!!!😁😁😁
the loooooonnggggggu goodbye 😂😂😂😉.
this one happens to me when I think it's a tiny short one.. it lasts forever till everyone knows where it's coming from. 😂😂😎
hellen mubita LMAO!!!!
Hahaha
Hello Hellen
hellen mubita LMAO 😂
Haha
I had my window open at 3AM, and woke up my neighbors by laughing at the long goodbye
Daniel O'Brien thanks for the laugh!
My kinda guy! Watching fart videos at 3am 😂. Me too!
Daniel O'Brien Yup. Same here. What a funny coincidence!!!
Daniel O'Brien i
nbkcq28 she was a nun but I agree
I knew what was coming. I put my coffee down and stepped away. No coffee shooting out of my nose this time, lol. I think my laughter woke the neighbors, though, so I've got that going for me.
0:58 dogs looking at him like "dude wtf?!"
Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat.
Yep, and sometimes they stink.
We've all done the cover-up. Don't even try to deny it. 😁
Fast forward 2+ years and we've gone from coughing to cover up a fart to farting to cover up a cough.
Practiced it today by slamming the dishwasher shut. Amazed how good it worked (well, there is a whole theory about "acoustical masking")...
Lmao
The reaction by the dog is priceless 😂😂😂
Dog looked at him like dude what the fuck did you eat
I lost it at 0:51 when the woman in the middle had a shocked look.😂
The dog's reaction is the best 😂😂
I watch this every time I am feeling upset 😂😂😂
The long goodbye is also the buzzing bee lol
Air on a G string!!!
We all need a good ol belly laff,its necessary! Best laff on you tube .Bingo xxx
The dogs reaction is priceless!!!!
I don't trust anyone that doesn't think that farts are funny!
i do find them funny as long as they are not smelly lmao
My husband asked me to marry him because I laughed harder than he did the first time he farted.
John R FARTS ARE HILARIOUS!😂😂😂
Lexie Arnold awww
Lexie Arnold I would have married you too for that cause I've flatulence problems and my farts aren't stinky but they're louds like these ones in the video! 😅 Is your husband like me then? 😅😉 So I hate women who hate farts and I could never be with one of them!
And they say ladies don’t fart...
I was working with another nurse on my unit when she let one out, then slowly she turned around and looked at me to see if I heard it. 🤣😂😆
The rolling thunder is one that just sounds angry 😂😂😂
Love the look of disgust on guide dog at the end.
_"You do realise that for that, I'm going to lead you into the road when the bus comes?"_ 8-))...
Proof that God has a sense of humor. I bet He's cracking up whenever someone gets angry over a fart.
long goodbye sounds like me when I wake up 😂
24halloffame10 me too only longer
24halloffame10 the rolling tunder more like sounds like mucsel car 😂
24halloffame10, wouldn't that make it the long hello.
Mine are usually the blast furnace any time of the day! My sister makes either machine gun farts or the long goodbye. My dad is always the blast furnace! LMAO😂
@@grobanite4ever85 hahahahahaha Awesome
Think the Wife did all of these at once, Heard a low case "Boom" for the other Side of the House, and then the Cats Running for their Lives to My Side of the House.
That should be use as a US public service announcement, funny but informative also.
you know those people in that ad never got paid they just sent them home with gas money
I laughed so hard my eyes were watering anybody else?
Aaah yes, the ever lovely triple flutter blaster at the end,.....my favorite.
I dyed laughing throughout this video, but I hope you read the comments!! I've laughed more reading the comments than I did watching the video! They're hilarious!
I didn't die laughing myself, but I'm sure trying to keep my laughing toned down to where it's not so loud to wake up my folks from their sleep. Or my cat, who is finally fast asleep. Halaulia 😊.
Wouldn’t mind a little of that “Spanish wind” 0:41 🤣
@ 1:08 that dog is SO funny ....
The dog is hilarious! Just thinking about how he kept looking up, LOL!!!
The timing is priceless! The unwavering stare!
The dog was like, are you gonna say something or should I?
The rolling thunder and the long goodbye killed me 😂😂😂
The video just kept getting funnier 🤣 ot was only in the end I realized a serious message was trying to be spread
The goodbye gas was the funniest and longest 🤣🤣
The horn of Jericho. The facial expression of the nun in the middle. Lmao
Maybe the nun in the middle maybe she have to fart too
If frequent farts are cancer, I'm walking Chernobyl then.
The dog's face when it's owner farted 😆🤣😂😹
OMG. Laughed my ass off at the long goodbye. The dog just killed me. 🇨🇦
"what happened"
ahahahahahah
Dr Philosophous lol right? My husband does the same thing
😕
oh my god that was the best one because my dad is that old and when he does that he says the same thing I lmao.
The long goodbye was what I did at my workshop the other day while my colleague was next to me 😂
The way that dog look at his master literary made me burst into laughter so hard
This video got me crying from laughter! I'm dying! The dog's look was priceless! Dang!
Funny but they forgot one. I call it "The Question Mark". It's the kind of fart that sounds like it's asking a question.
Yes. Known as the "Huh?" in this household.
...or where you have to question "was that JUST a fart?" 😂
You mean the one that goes, "Ba-rooooo?"
I've done those before. It's almost like it's asking if you heard it. What is funny though is when pets look for farts. My friend had a dog called Benji who used to look for his own farts
That's also known as the Interrogatory Fart.
The Spanish wind can definitely clear a room. 😂
As a child me and my best mate used to categorise farts very simply - Tight, high-pitched ones were called freeps, and deep loose ones we called bromptons. And the odour was either eggy or beanie. Four decades on and I still produce many a good eggy brompton or a beanie freep.
And just like that l dropped a eggy freep 🥚💨 😇 👍 🐁
@@NorthernMouse52 ..... be careful, eggy freeps are dangerous.
The Long Goodbye had that Doppler Effect!
All farts are funny but the way that the dog looked at the guy cracked me up :-D
I liked this 😆. The "cover-up" had me weak bc his smile. That "long goodbye" sounded like race cars passing by...and that last one wasn't makin it 🤣.
"The horn of Jericho" 🤣
00:33 When you think it's gonna be silent but isn't
The way the ladies eyes open 🤣
Viktoria Kondrat omg I’m losing it!! 🤣
Cam Rogers your comment has me rolling too haha 😂🤣😂
Or you think it's dry,and it isn't!🤤
Lol