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  • @ClaimingTaylor
    @ClaimingTaylor Před 5 lety +4115

    The anticipation of waiting for each fart is killing me

  • @kodiak138
    @kodiak138 Před 5 lety +10853

    Farting is the only joke in the world that a 2 year old and a 102 year old will still laugh at together!

    • @sursomsatan1225
      @sursomsatan1225 Před 5 lety +262

      No matter where they come from and what language they speak.
      It's time to rebuild the tower of Babel ..through farts!

    • @psychedlicsouljam1995
      @psychedlicsouljam1995 Před 5 lety +66

      Such a profound realisation! Haha

    • @jamesmiller9755
      @jamesmiller9755 Před 5 lety +76

      @@sursomsatan1225 We all share that stinky language

    • @elihernandez800
      @elihernandez800 Před 5 lety +59

      Not true. Good luck making a 102 year old Russian laugh at a fart

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Před 5 lety +21

      @@elihernandez800 easy

  • @deneilbaker
    @deneilbaker Před rokem +865

    I used to work at a pharmacy. You wouldn’t believe how many old people just walk and fart like nothing happened

    • @jennyrose9454
      @jennyrose9454 Před rokem +67

      I work in a store old people fart in the aisles don't even say excuse me

    • @tammimarsh5090
      @tammimarsh5090 Před 11 měsíci +58

      Yesssss!!!!!!! Like, I earned the right to do this”!!😂😂🥱

    • @dr32803
      @dr32803 Před 10 měsíci +66

      Well, old ppl don’t give a f. Farting is natural.

    • @trudimcpherson55
      @trudimcpherson55 Před 10 měsíci +15

      😂😂 don't get me started on the supermarket!!

    • @jordanwilson4481
      @jordanwilson4481 Před 9 měsíci +9

      I worked for rite aid for years in the pharmacy and I know what u mean. They built a homeless shelter next to the pharmacy and they would come in and smear shit everywhere on the walls handles. It was really bad to the point we had to close the bathroom to the public

  • @joannesberkshirescenes2099
    @joannesberkshirescenes2099 Před měsícem +28

    My local postman collected the mail from the post box at 7 am and ripped one thinking he was on his own. It echoed round the shopping area like thunder and I cried with laughter, then he turned round and said “sorry I thought I was on my own” classic!

    • @randybradley4151
      @randybradley4151 Před 22 dny

      Not relating to farting but I seen a mail lady getting out of her parcel truck and when she opened the back door a ton of parcels fell all over the street. She just casually looks around to see if anyone seen what happened and she just starts picking up the boxes one by one not even placing them properly back in the vehicle but throwing them in. I teased her the one day when I was outside mowing the lawn. I seen her coming down the street and when she parked in front of my house. I cut the mower and waited for her to open the door and responded with at least 30 or so boxes didn't fall out of your vehicle today. She just looked at me all embarrassed.

  • @johnwriterpoet1783
    @johnwriterpoet1783 Před 5 lety +3729

    Don't always assume your fart will be silent. Especially on a wooden chair.

  • @HansyBarts
    @HansyBarts Před 5 lety +6739

    *its 2 am and I am watching a video about farts*

    • @shizuokaBLUES
      @shizuokaBLUES Před 5 lety +32

      RiCEcooker Escada you still awake?! We got worried about you

    • @amirmahdi9993
      @amirmahdi9993 Před 5 lety +60

      Its 4:19 am and I am watching this too. What is wrong with me?

    • @1constance
      @1constance Před 5 lety +22

      It's 1 am for me

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 5 lety +15

      Noon on a beautiful sunny day and I'm sitting indoors watching this. Why???????

    • @ainurainur5505
      @ainurainur5505 Před 5 lety +7

      @@amirmahdi9993 02.19 europe Romania

  • @deneilbaker
    @deneilbaker Před rokem +353

    My mom said she went into a fancy shoe store and it was so quiet. She squatted down to try on a shoe and farted. She said she had to stand back up to make it stop because it just kept coming😂

  • @alexr2790
    @alexr2790 Před rokem +63

    I was in college. First semester Freshman year. Class of 200. 9 a.m. During a quiet moment, chick cough, then farted loudly. I’ve never heard a group of young adults laugh like that in my life. Even better, my buddy was drunk in class. On a Monday. At 9:00 a.m. About 5 minutes after it happened, notices me behind him in class. Looks back and drunkenly “whispers”, “Dude, did you hear that chick fart?” Whole class heard him. Which caused another laughing fit. Best day of class ever.

  • @kimjong-un1136
    @kimjong-un1136 Před 4 lety +2227

    A guy once farted on the bus with his headphones in, forgetting only he could hear his music.

    • @mightybitchy
      @mightybitchy Před 4 lety +74

      One guy farted in the street, and he looked pleased by it. Disgusting pig, it made me laugh, but still. It was mostly because people around him were pretending they didn’t hear anything. When I heard it, even with my headphones on, lol.

    • @SnivillusLupin
      @SnivillusLupin Před 4 lety +1

      Haha!

    • @arshiasamadi2271
      @arshiasamadi2271 Před 4 lety +27

      I bet you were the guy

    • @kimjong-un1136
      @kimjong-un1136 Před 4 lety +10

      @@arshiasamadi2271 Because me reporting a story about myself from a third person perspective makes so much sense. /whoosh/

    • @MrDahkilla
      @MrDahkilla Před 4 lety +5

      That was you!

  • @someboiwhoplaysroblox1204
    @someboiwhoplaysroblox1204 Před 4 lety +2404

    I remember once my teacher said “be quiet” and a kid just farted when everyone was quiet

  • @TheFrizbaloid
    @TheFrizbaloid Před rokem +26

    Leslie Nielsen was a notorious prankster. One of his favorite jokes was to carry a fart machine in his pocket and set it off at the most opportune time.

  • @johnroper4709
    @johnroper4709 Před 9 měsíci +58

    Farts are merely the ghosts of what you ate yesterday. 😅

  • @adityagupta8755
    @adityagupta8755 Před 5 lety +3176

    Divided by nation, language, gender , age etc and United by fart

  • @PoolProfessionals
    @PoolProfessionals Před 4 lety +2580

    I remember taking a final exam in college when a student in the back of the room ripped one. The entire class erupted in laughter, including the professor.

    • @chaos6687
      @chaos6687 Před 4 lety +25

      Lol

    • @kronks4
      @kronks4 Před 4 lety +120

      You know its a good one when the teacher laughs :D

    • @uwubarka1128
      @uwubarka1128 Před 4 lety +20

      Omg THIS IS ME I WOULD LOVE TO BLOW A CLASSROOM UP

    • @frankiedecker3686
      @frankiedecker3686 Před 3 lety +47

      That happened to me in my 8th grade social studies class, however I was the one that cut the cheese, trying to make it silent but we had the type of chairs that won't let you be silent so of course when it gor silent I let er rip and the substitute teach turns around and says, "that wasn't me!" The whole class just looked at me and busted up laughing! It was hilarious but also a little embarrassing as I was a new student to that school!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and the kicker is the next day in science we were learning about gas and a kid that was in my social studies class was in my science class so proceeded to tell his buddy sitting next to him my mishap!! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @snipermonkey3428
      @snipermonkey3428 Před 3 lety +2

      always the professor who isn't laughing.

  • @AJDaniels5298
    @AJDaniels5298 Před 2 měsíci +39

    I had a scammer call me last week and I acted like I was going along with it but making increasingly louder and darker fart sounds with my mouth while he was talking.
    Towards the end, I said something like, "Excuse me for just a second. I'mma put you on hold," before letting out a scream-grunt and crying, "I can't hold it in anymore!", then making the worst blood fart sounds mixed with moans of "oh god" and "help" until he finally hung up.
    Before he did, though, I heard him gagging like he was about to throw up.
    I cracked up for probably close to an hour.

    • @jodibrown5257
      @jodibrown5257 Před 25 dny +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m gonna to do that!

    • @randybradley4151
      @randybradley4151 Před 22 dny +1

      I had an Atari 800 modem hooked up and any calls that came through the lines would make our phone ring and when the people were on the other ends having a normal phone conversation and I would make farting noises and try not to laugh because they would think that the other person was the one farting. My worst prank I did was a mechanic shop was talking to an elderly lady and the mechanic put the lady on hold so he could find out how work the vehicle needed and the cost. I pretended to be the mechanic and told her that it needed an oil change, new tires, new transmission and that it would be cheaper to replace the entire engine and that she may as well buy a new vehicle because it would be cheaper. She nearly cried. Then the real mechanic came back and started talking to the lady and she was inquiring what the other mechanic was talking about and he tried to assure her that no one else talked to her.

    • @adelerodriguez2432
      @adelerodriguez2432 Před 16 dny +1

      Brilliant!

    • @Penguinanimates87
      @Penguinanimates87 Před 15 dny

      YOU WEANNA KNOW SOMETHING?

    • @virg0_lem0nade
      @virg0_lem0nade Před 9 dny +4

      i'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex

  • @efaitha1981
    @efaitha1981 Před rokem +24

    When I was in 5th grade, we were in Gym class. Told to line up, boys in one row and girls in another. I felt such a fart, but it was quiet, and I knew it was bad, so I moved from the middle of the line to the back. That warm air traveled all over the gym. Made everyone laugh so hard and scream. Lmao! No one knew it was me. Thank God!!!

    • @MrEricanthony
      @MrEricanthony Před měsícem +4

      I was in a dance club years ago. I had just made a pretty big change in my diet. It was loud, so no one heard it. However, the fartrometor spiked at a full “10” and literally cleared at least an 8 foot perimeter. I bailed with everyone to the other side of the bar because I wanted to remain anonymous. It was the acting job of my life not to laugh and give myself up. Dang, the most atrocious farts of my life that night. I did pull it off. Funny thing. No one really wanted to discuss. I wasn’t going to say anything....

  • @erinesser6658
    @erinesser6658 Před 5 lety +1963

    A shy kid in my AP Bio class sneezed and farted at the same time. He announced "I want to die"

  • @stockcar98t73
    @stockcar98t73 Před 4 lety +2656

    Farts are by far the most funniest thing in the world, especially in a silent room full of people 🤣

    • @billbright100
      @billbright100 Před 4 lety +80

      Unless they're one of those rotten egg farts from hell then not so much

    • @mariagutierrez9017
      @mariagutierrez9017 Před 4 lety +6

      BT ja ja ja ja ja

    • @JedForge
      @JedForge Před 4 lety +18

      @@billbright100 No doubt! More than one D&D session got put on pause due to a "table clearing blast"

    • @susansalley7556
      @susansalley7556 Před 4 lety +24

      That is what I tell my husband. But he tells me I need to act more like a lady. I tell him I never claimed to be a lady. I'm a woman and farting is the badge of a real southern woman. Lol when I married my husband I was afraid to fart in front of him. Then I realized I'm a southern woman we aren't scared to show who are. So the next time I had to fart I didn't hide it. We was in bed and I put the blanket over his head.

    • @EdsterIII
      @EdsterIII Před 4 lety +14

      I can't remember the specifics but at church, wooden seats, ironically called PEWS. All is quiet, then BRRAPP. I remember some under the breath giglgles, but no outright laughter. As a kid I remember a hand over my mouth cuz someone knew I'd laugh.

  • @kaitlyn3386
    @kaitlyn3386 Před rokem +50

    The best friendships/relationships are when you are comfortable to fart by each other 😂

    • @jelle-tje6064
      @jelle-tje6064 Před měsícem +5

      I do it in front of my spouse and he still says I'm disgusting 😂

    • @amberjoy533
      @amberjoy533 Před měsícem +4

      My husband's aunt thought it was so neat that we farted in front of each other before we were married. They were married 30+ years and she claimed she never once farted in front of her husband😳 Sorry, but if I can't be myself around my own spouse well then, I doubt we should be married lol!

    • @juneyspoon
      @juneyspoon Před 23 dny +1

      My best friend lights her own farts. She can get different colours. My favourite is her blue dragon.

    • @adelerodriguez2432
      @adelerodriguez2432 Před 16 dny +1

      ​@@jelle-tje6064I find that most wives are annoyed at their husbands when they pass gas.

    • @adelerodriguez2432
      @adelerodriguez2432 Před 16 dny

      ​@@juneyspoonmy brothers and their friends used to do that. A few years later my biology made a reference to that practice. I sat there in convulsions laughing silently with my fingers up my nose and the tears running down my cheeks. Kids were looking at me. If I had laughed out loud they would have thought I did that stuff myself.

  • @chiefs1992
    @chiefs1992 Před 2 lety +213

    I actually feel sorry for the lady at the very end. You knew she was ready to use the restroom when she first put her hands up near her stomach

    • @robinhot3601
      @robinhot3601 Před rokem +14

      @@donk8105😂😂😂😂 why did this sound so funny

    • @deshondbarnes8163
      @deshondbarnes8163 Před rokem +7

      @Don K I'm so sorry to hear that about your cousin Darlene. Explosive diarrhea is certainly not a laughing matter for ANYONE. I hope she had a more POSITIVE experience on her SUBSEQUENT visit to six flags (IF there was a subsequent visit).

    • @deshondbarnes8163
      @deshondbarnes8163 Před rokem +4

      @Don K I'm so sorry to hear that. Hopefully she has other major sources of pleasure and amusement besides six flags. 😭

    • @Axxxel_in_Harlem
      @Axxxel_in_Harlem Před rokem

      ​@Don K Did she let her diarrhea rip on everyone below?

    • @merlith4650
      @merlith4650 Před rokem +10

      It's from a sketch, it's not actually real.

  • @zbeiman
    @zbeiman Před 5 lety +1660

    This is one of my *WORST* fears

    • @ashleyswinford582
      @ashleyswinford582 Před 5 lety +35

      I think farts are funny. Just let it rip😂

    • @Nutty151
      @Nutty151 Před 5 lety +5

      Take Beano.

    • @yosoy6877
      @yosoy6877 Před 5 lety +13

      It's gonna happen....
      😂😂

    • @northzero2390
      @northzero2390 Před 5 lety +27

      Don't worry, you won't ever get on TV.

    • @16sike
      @16sike Před 5 lety +40

      SAME. it especially makes it worse since I'm a girl, with the whole "girls don't fart" bullshit

  • @WillDawg4life
    @WillDawg4life Před 5 lety +1706

    Never trust a fart when you feel bubbles in your stomach......just take my word for it😕

  • @timadams1827
    @timadams1827 Před rokem +35

    I can feel deeply for the last one…
    We’ve all been there…😂

    • @davidpeck3912
      @davidpeck3912 Před 4 měsíci +8

      But we weren't wearing white pants!

    • @sallygard63
      @sallygard63 Před 25 dny

      She literally shit herself live! 😂😂😄

    • @Baddy187
      @Baddy187 Před 10 hodinami

      ​@@davidpeck3912In front of a camera with the countries most famous crime reporter also in front of you.
      Ps. He is the countries most famous after the goat got shot and killed 2 years back. Don't know when this was aired.

  • @ChrisJones-yu9rz
    @ChrisJones-yu9rz Před rokem +14

    I’ll never forget one time when I was in the army, we just got back from a 5 mile run. The battalion commander told us to pretty much make a horseshoe formation around him so he could walk back-and-forth and talk.
    The soldier in front of me was a particularly large one, and I don’t mean muscle-wise. He was soaked from head to toe in sweat so bad that it looked like he just got out of the shower with his PT uniform on.
    He’s literally 5 feet from the battalion commander, and I am the person directly behind him. I’m not exactly sure what was going through the guys head, but he ripped the wettest, longest and loudest fart I have ever heard in my life… The battalion commander paused a second mid walk, and turned with a look of disgust on his face of the likes I’ve never seen.
    I could not contain my laughter, nor can I stop it. All I could do is try to hide it as best I could when everyone around me can see that I’m cracking up hysterically.
    One of the sergeants from my company grabs me from the T-shirt, yanks me to the back of the formation, gives me a look, as I stand at parade rest and try to keep a straight face, but I lost it laughing again.
    He said “You’re a f*****g idiot, go away” but he did giggle a little bit trying to hide it. So I show up for work that day, and I got called into the first sergeant’s office.
    The first sergeant said “Did you s**t yourself in front of the Battalion commander after PT this morning?” I couldn’t help but laugh again, and I explained it to the first sergeant that it was not me. That guy was one of the most serious people Ive ever met, even got a scoff out of him as he cursed at me and told me to leave his office.

  • @georgeramirezjr1111
    @georgeramirezjr1111 Před 3 lety +605

    My mom farted at the dinner table and I felt my chair vibrate. I laughed so hard because she tried to deny it. I ended up getting in trouble for laughing.

    • @Bryan_Lion
      @Bryan_Lion Před 3 lety +11

      🤣🤣

    • @roberta9950
      @roberta9950 Před 3 lety +11

      😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @anibalbabilonia1867
      @anibalbabilonia1867 Před 3 lety +8

      👋😂👍ohhh thanks for the laugh!

    • @charleebrown7188
      @charleebrown7188 Před 2 lety +25

      Yes, a rookie mistake by mom. She obviously did not know of the iron-clad rule: "Ye, who denied it, supplied it."

    • @charleebrown7188
      @charleebrown7188 Před 2 lety +2

      @fartyboots and a cork for that b-hole.

  • @VeneficaDelirium
    @VeneficaDelirium Před 5 lety +355

    That fart was the most intelligent thing I'd ever heard on The View.

    • @taekim6819
      @taekim6819 Před 4 lety +10

      It was noticeable that the guest seemed distracted in her replies (after the fart). Must have been a stinker.

    • @American_Gunslinger
      @American_Gunslinger Před 4 lety +6

      You're so right about that. Your comment made my day. Thanks.

    • @hawbydawg
      @hawbydawg Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @bengunn3228
      @bengunn3228 Před 4 lety +2

      Nitokris, The Blackpilled You watch the view? What are you, gay?

  • @kimberlyburnette3705
    @kimberlyburnette3705 Před měsícem +18

    My husband and I were at McDonald's several years ago and we were sitting in the hard plastic booth. My husband moved to get up and farted and I thought Machine Gun Kelly was in McDonald's 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pineappleparty1624
    @pineappleparty1624 Před rokem +27

    The funniest fart I remember in school, one kid dropped a silent bomb across the room during a test. I looked over to the left at kids going ew and holding their nose. The it hit me and I too was trying to breath in my shirt. Then to the right the teacher looks up and then directly at the boy sitting closest to her desk. She asked him if he needed to use the bathroom. Confused he shrugged and said no, and she asked if he was sure and he said no again.

    • @Goibniu001
      @Goibniu001 Před měsícem +3

      The best answer would have been, "Not anymore!"🤣

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem +2

      @@Goibniu001 Well he was farthest from the fart, but yeah. :D

  • @jayfloramusic
    @jayfloramusic Před 4 lety +1325

    i once farted and sneezed at the same time while being surrounded by 3 girls. Luckily the sneeze was so loud that they didn't hear the fart.

    • @myaczajkowski3708
      @myaczajkowski3708 Před 4 lety +59

      Jay Flora Music that’s the best feeling.

    • @ig1398
      @ig1398 Před 4 lety +98

      did they smell it tho

    • @jayfloramusic
      @jayfloramusic Před 4 lety +203

      @@ig1398 loud ones don't usually smell. Silent ones are the killer.

    • @ig1398
      @ig1398 Před 4 lety +83

      Jay Flora Music u havent smelled my loud ones then ......

    • @jayfloramusic
      @jayfloramusic Před 4 lety +35

      @@ig1398 lol you nasty

  • @ramiahred12
    @ramiahred12 Před 3 lety +878

    I remember hearing a horrific story of farting several times in a waiting room. The lady had headphones in, listening to Lady Gaga, and she forgot over time that only she could hear her music. She felt gas coming on, so she thought, "oh I'll just fart during the chorus sections, they'll be loud enough to mask the sound.
    Then she realised everyone in the quiet waiting room could hear her basically farting to the beat of a Gaga song...

  • @stevemurrell6167
    @stevemurrell6167 Před 8 měsíci +11

    That last one was particularly embarrassing. Poor lady!

  • @Aerojet01
    @Aerojet01 Před rokem +16

    The funniest scene was the city council meeting. Not only was the fart so loud, it resulted in a recess lol

  • @wavesofval
    @wavesofval Před 4 lety +2530

    thanks to quarantine, I’m here listening to farts like it’s a symphony

    • @lisazimmerman3123
      @lisazimmerman3123 Před 4 lety +27

      Right? I was just thinking I'd hit an all time low. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @aindrilamandal6852
      @aindrilamandal6852 Před 4 lety +15

      Me too😂

    • @m4a1_delta66
      @m4a1_delta66 Před 4 lety +23

      i record all my farts now and send it to my friend who returns the favor lol we always trying to top eachother farts never had this much fun in my life

    • @wavesofval
      @wavesofval Před 4 lety +8

      @@m4a1_delta66 hahahaha okay, that seems to be a good idea.

    • @m4a1_delta66
      @m4a1_delta66 Před 4 lety +3

      @@wavesofval hahaha thxs mate

  • @stevenmorton298
    @stevenmorton298 Před 4 lety +1441

    That last one appeared to be the fart's evil cousin: The SHART.

    • @breadfan_85
      @breadfan_85 Před 4 lety +84

      No that woman had the bubble guts and had clearly already been using everything she had to hold it in. That was more than a shart.

    • @destinymartin489
      @destinymartin489 Před 4 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nima_Mahmoud
      @Nima_Mahmoud Před 4 lety +1

      @@destinymartin489 shart ? whats mean

    • @destinymartin489
      @destinymartin489 Před 4 lety +28

      @@Nima_Mahmoud 1/2 sh#t 1/2 fart

    • @davidwelch2791
      @davidwelch2791 Před 4 lety +12

      The "shart" is a good play on words. I am going to remember that word. 😎

  • @Shaylok
    @Shaylok Před rokem +11

    That last one was so freaking tragic. When you get to a certain age, you never know when a seemingly innocent fart can end up being a catastrophically, embarrassing accident.

    • @mayechilde2
      @mayechilde2 Před rokem +2

      And man, with my IBS I can't just casually fart anymore... Never know when it's going to be more than just a fart

    • @davefb
      @davefb Před rokem +1

      Never trust a fart... As a wise man once said.

    • @OGDweeb
      @OGDweeb Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@mayechilde2this x100 😅

    • @adelerodriguez2432
      @adelerodriguez2432 Před 16 dny +1

      ​@@mayechilde2I am so sorry.

  • @brendajohnson5975
    @brendajohnson5975 Před rokem +21

    🤣🤣🤣 Whoopie's fart and her response has me dying

  • @LegendofLaw
    @LegendofLaw Před 3 lety +544

    The political meeting was the funniest. They are trying so hard not to laugh. That was legendary

    • @markholub5219
      @markholub5219 Před 2 lety +12

      Yes, #2 was the best in my opinion, but #1, of ALL DAYS to wear White Pants..
      We've all been there...Damn Taco Bell!

    • @quattrocity9620
      @quattrocity9620 Před 2 lety +11

      @@markholub5219 #1 had me feeling terrible for her. Kind of killed the mood for me.

    • @kwkstar
      @kwkstar Před 2 lety +2

      That was a rebuttal!🤮

    • @dandudemanbro
      @dandudemanbro Před rokem +2

      "What was the question!?!" 🤣🤣

    • @karenissimalovestrilogy75
      @karenissimalovestrilogy75 Před rokem

      @@kwkstar
      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLifeTerm
    @TheLifeTerm Před 4 lety +2301

    The fart is absolute proof, that God has a sense of humor.

  • @NATALIE-vd6ip
    @NATALIE-vd6ip Před 29 dny +2

    When I was around 30 and my Mum 50, pre mobile device days, we had to endure hours with no power one evening. As we sat there together bored on the sofa in the dark, she let out some gas unintentionally, which had me jump out of my seat. I thought then it was only fair that I answer her back with one of my own. Setting her off laughing, she did another and that was how a fart duel between us was born. Never knowing when in our conversation it would happen next. We created our own fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did that night and it’s been almost 25 years. 🤣
    Also fond memories of my grandmother that every time she got up out of her chair she would putt putt putt all the way to where she was going to. We used to say she was powered by gas. It would make the family laugh but we’d always try to keep a straight face around her as she didn’t seem to know she was doing it.

  • @coalblooded
    @coalblooded Před 7 měsíci +17

    I like how number 5 wasn't even a fart, but she still couldn't help laughing at it lol

  • @poerava
    @poerava Před 3 lety +243

    4:55 The counsellor that activated the release right after the word ‘passed’ deserves a pay rise. That timing was impeccable.

  • @tannerbroyles
    @tannerbroyles Před 4 lety +884

    Oh man that city council meeting one at 4:05 had me in tears. I love how that lady is starting to finally get it together again and then the farter strikes again 😂

    • @michaeljonhson1842
      @michaeljonhson1842 Před 3 lety +18

      Certainly she tried a secund fart silence for somebody else think the smell was of the first fart, but her goal fail! Her secund fart cheated her as well! Don't trust in fart!

    • @roguedalek900
      @roguedalek900 Před 2 lety +51

      Thats the same city council that later had body mics and some guy used the urinal with the mic open and that woman looses it and can't stop laughing and all you hear is Niagara Falls over the speakers

    • @pammi2725
      @pammi2725 Před 2 lety +9

      This was hilarious lolol

    • @1greenMitsi
      @1greenMitsi Před 2 lety +16

      I couldnt believe someone ripped that first fart. Must be a good place to work

    • @MuShRoOm734
      @MuShRoOm734 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂

  • @beardedbull272
    @beardedbull272 Před rokem +9

    Embarrassing when your in public and let out a big whopper of a sneeze, but also let out a big whopper of a fart too 🤣

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno Před 5 měsíci +11

    When I was a kid I was pretty sure that someday farts just wouldn't be funny to me anymore.
    Couldn't have been more wrong.

  • @infledermaus
    @infledermaus Před 5 lety +488

    They don't call her Whoopi for no reason!

    • @lulugu3
      @lulugu3 Před 5 lety +2

      I was under the impression that that really was the reason. I read it somewhere.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Před 5 lety +11

      That's actually the real reason. She admitted it like 20 or 30 years ago. She's actually proud of it. She said if you're dating, you should fart early in the relationship. That way, you've put all your cards out on the table, and if they can't take your farting, they can't take you at all.

    • @dvdgway
      @dvdgway Před 5 lety +1

      My favorite comment out of all of them

    • @TheJazzy1980
      @TheJazzy1980 Před 5 lety +6

      @@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 I don't always agree with Whoopi, but I definitely do on this one!!
      Get them farts out early!

    • @bradleyhollon6085
      @bradleyhollon6085 Před 5 lety

      She's outrageous

  • @pearljam619
    @pearljam619 Před 5 lety +855

    37 Years old still laugh out loud when I hear a fart.

    • @presidentnotsure3273
      @presidentnotsure3273 Před 5 lety +15

      Timeless classic

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 Před 5 lety +17

      yup, classics don't die

    • @yanni2112
      @yanni2112 Před 5 lety +22

      57 and still funny

    • @hailiz8252
      @hailiz8252 Před 5 lety +5

      Lmao my older brother is CRAZY for pearl jam
      He even got a tatoo of eddie vedder doing his pose thingy

    • @MsClyde57
      @MsClyde57 Před 5 lety +16

      62 years old and hell, life's too short to not laugh at a fart.

  • @deanna5090
    @deanna5090 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm 70 and I think farting is hilarious and still laugh with my grandchildren all the time about farting.

  • @rhyfelwrDuw
    @rhyfelwrDuw Před 4 měsíci +3

    When I was in college we went to a court room to see what happened in trials. We were all sitting in the public gallery when one of the students did the most massive fart on the wooden bench we were sitting on. We couldn't contain our laughter as it vibrated up the bench and was loud. Needless to say we got told off by the judge!

  • @amiacin
    @amiacin Před 5 lety +1522

    It’s funny how even adults aren’t mature when someone farts😂😂😂

    • @JedForge
      @JedForge Před 4 lety +25

      There was the time I sneezed during a work discussion … at my age, sneezing is quite dangerous!

    • @V3nom7
      @V3nom7 Před 4 lety +22

      Since when being mature is opposed to laugh about funny and innoncent situations ?

    • @Nico-vt5zf
      @Nico-vt5zf Před 4 lety +8

      that moment when i realize i'm a 23 year old adult and not a kid anymore.

    • @EdsterIII
      @EdsterIII Před 4 lety +8

      Well some act like nothing happened...aka Regis. Some get angry at the farter. Some find it revolting and again get mad. But MOST just laugh. Or should just laugh. It is a natural function. As they say.. "SHIT HAPPENS!!". Sometimes literally.

    • @unclemitchell420
      @unclemitchell420 Před 4 lety +2

      HAHAHAHA

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 Před 4 lety +226

    Leslie Neilson carried a fart machine with him and was notorious for “farting” during interviews! Funny guy!!

  • @Canute_
    @Canute_ Před 2 lety +6

    I remember back in middle school during a mock exam, people were slightly chatting and stuff at the back. Our teacher, a strict 65 year old woman yelled "everyone quiet!!" and the force of her yell also created a different force that killed the nostrils of 3 and crippled 9

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions Před rokem +36

    48 years old, still go into Hysterical laughter with these farting videos. Just can’t help it! Feel like it’s a curse sometimes. Lol

    • @Goibniu001
      @Goibniu001 Před měsícem +4

      I will laugh at every fart mishap, including my own! Six decades of being told to "grow up." I am always quick with the answer: "NO!"🤣

  • @jenniferr7271
    @jenniferr7271 Před 5 lety +1276

    It’s so weird how bowel things are so embarrassing yet everyone does it. 🤔

    • @DonaldSeymourjr
      @DonaldSeymourjr Před 5 lety +27

      So true.

    • @juturna-2931
      @juturna-2931 Před 5 lety +58

      Because it’s a butthole making a noise💀
      it’s A W K W A R D

    • @sddingo6538
      @sddingo6538 Před 5 lety +78

      Wait you’re a girl.. girls don’t fart.

    • @serenechaosuk4682
      @serenechaosuk4682 Před 5 lety +7

      I DON'T !

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 Před 5 lety +5

      Jennifer Richardson it’s like being horny though, or pooping, we don’t want to poop or have sex in front of people though..

  • @vision3691
    @vision3691 Před 5 lety +1916

    Farts make the world a better place...
    Except the last one

  • @coalblooded
    @coalblooded Před 7 měsíci +27

    Totally different scenarios, but when my son was maybe a year old we were in the waiting room of the doctors office with about 5 or 6 other people, and he kept letting out a string of little but audible farts lol We all tried to stifle our laughter, but he noticed, and it made him laugh, which just made him fart more, and soon we were all cracking up while he was just having a blast 😂
    So much less embarrassing when it's a baby doing the farting lol

    • @zydration3538
      @zydration3538 Před 3 měsíci

      Definitely sounds like he was having a blast.

    • @adelerodriguez2432
      @adelerodriguez2432 Před 16 dny

      A guy told me he was in a doctor's waiting room one day. There was a lady with a baby, and the baby let a fart rip that was really loud. The guy said he did a double take.

  • @jonforster656
    @jonforster656 Před rokem +3

    Leslie Nielsen had a small handheld contraption that could produce the perfect fart noise, he was well-known for using it during interviews to keep himself amused.

  • @sinclair1563
    @sinclair1563 Před 6 lety +272

    I hate it when you feel confident the fart you are about to let go is going to be a silent one only for a bit of force to get behind it and it sounds like the biggest duck quack. There's no coming back from that. On a side note Leslie Neilsen - total legend, he was unapologetic about his guff.

    • @keishalove7921
      @keishalove7921 Před 6 lety +1

      ZS 15 right😂😂🎉

    • @nalanihamby3710
      @nalanihamby3710 Před 6 lety +10

      😂😂😂 I’m not sure which is worse, the duck fart of someone who was sure it was going to be soundless or the high balloon animal squeak of someone trying to safely ease out a fart in church.

    • @robinjames7493
      @robinjames7493 Před 6 lety +2

      why would he be apologetic? It was a fake fart

    • @jamiebrown3816
      @jamiebrown3816 Před 6 lety

      Lol

    • @bonita720
      @bonita720 Před 5 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao

  • @nickandrew1089
    @nickandrew1089 Před 5 lety +403

    Number 8: That explains how Whoopie Goldberg got her first name😂😂😎

    • @jasperbooth6383
      @jasperbooth6383 Před 5 lety +10

      Cause they thought "farting jig" was too long 😂

    • @Grriimace
      @Grriimace Před 5 lety +5

      Whoopi Fartgerg*

    • @JusticeKing1000
      @JusticeKing1000 Před 5 lety +8

      They don’t call it a Woopie cushion for nothing

    • @ashcooke392
      @ashcooke392 Před 5 lety +12

      That actually is the reason people call her that. I think she kept farting on a set once and the name stuck

    • @breadfan_85
      @breadfan_85 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ashcooke392 true story, as confirmed by Whoopi herself.

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Před 7 měsíci +2

    1:19….that’s the smartest thing Whoopi has ever said.👍🏾

  • @howardlake6178
    @howardlake6178 Před rokem +14

    I was laughing like a tickled toddler until that poor woman at the end. I think her’s took silent but violent, to a whole new level 😳

  • @SushiCentral-fk9im
    @SushiCentral-fk9im Před 5 lety +1618

    I farted during this video

  • @barsxsalicia
    @barsxsalicia Před 3 lety +198

    One time while we were in Disney world, my dad and I went inside a store to get our pictures. We left my mom sitting outside and there was a man sitting on the bench next to her. When we came out she was so mad saying that he lifted his leg up & let out a loud fart without a single emotion 😂😂😂 I honestly wish I could’ve been there to witness that moment 😭

    • @Scrappicat
      @Scrappicat Před 3 lety +6

      Sounds like my dad. Lol.

    • @abhijithanilkumar4959
      @abhijithanilkumar4959 Před 2 lety +2

      There are lot of prank videos now on CZcams with people doing similar stuff

    • @poshchamp9210
      @poshchamp9210 Před 2 lety +9

      😂😂 When you have to lift your leg, you know that it’s gonna be intense!

    • @jcfreak4ever1
      @jcfreak4ever1 Před 2 lety +3

      @Scrappicat Sounds like mine, too! 🤣

    • @denabeana1233
      @denabeana1233 Před 2 lety +5

      I’d be mad too if a random man farted on me. I’d honestly tell him off.

  • @thatenglishgentleman
    @thatenglishgentleman Před rokem +5

    That baby Wookie at No. 2 was amazing! Absolutely dying even after seeing it over 20times 🤣🤣

  • @NinjaKnight117
    @NinjaKnight117 Před 4 měsíci +5

    This is why, no matter how old you get, farts will always be funny. ❤

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 Před 5 lety +2675

    I remember I farted during class.. LOL I laughed so hard at my own fart, I farted again and then THAT fkn made me laugh even more and then my fart just went along with my laugh each time BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOOOP BOOP

    • @davemwangi05
      @davemwangi05 Před 5 lety +165

      So you made a fart song. You can make a lot of money if you donate yourself as a woofer for various occasions

    • @BuySellColoradoSprings
      @BuySellColoradoSprings Před 5 lety +140

      I'll never stop laughing at farts!!!

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Před 5 lety +138

      Once you pop,the fun don't stop.

    • @grobanite4ever85
      @grobanite4ever85 Před 5 lety +19

      Esther Bergling me either Farts are hilarious!

    • @ashleyswinford582
      @ashleyswinford582 Před 5 lety +62

      I'm a 34 year old wife and mother and I will always find farts funny. I'm so immature😂😂

  • @davidwallace9479
    @davidwallace9479 Před 5 lety +280

    Number 6 is my favourite. Thw noise kills me every time. She was hoping for a quiet one and that masterpiece comes out. Excellent

    • @breAnnasmama
      @breAnnasmama Před 4 lety +16

      David Wallace hahahaha I’m literally in my bed crying laughing so hard at that. The masterpiece hahaha 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @SoftTangerineDreams
      @SoftTangerineDreams Před 4 lety +15

      Swedish translation: "Oh my gosh! What have I eaten, hehe..."

    • @mightybitchy
      @mightybitchy Před 4 lety +2

      Little Darling I don’t remember eating that 😂. Reminds me of that English tv skit. Best one to date.

    • @foilhattiest1
      @foilhattiest1 Před 2 lety +2

      Not to be the party pooper but this one was actually faked intentionally, she had just presented a news piece on some machine that's supposed to remove bad odors or something to that effect so they decided to throw in a fart skit afterwards for fun. They really never expected it to go viral or so many people to be fooled by it, but the woman said she was trying super hard not to laugh but just couldn't help it once she heard the fart noise and that maybe this "tension" contributed to its believability.

    • @cerealchild166
      @cerealchild166 Před 2 lety

      She's cute too! I would tell her, you go girl!!

  • @Batsu94
    @Batsu94 Před 2 lety +5

    I love the 2nd one how the volume of his voice sharply increases after he farts. Almost like a sudden nervous reaction to it. That's a professional.

  • @marlabrown8022
    @marlabrown8022 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Omg I feel so sorry for that last lady 😢. She was holding her stomach before the interview started. Oh how embarrassing!!! Poor thing!!

    • @enigmadrath1780
      @enigmadrath1780 Před měsícem

      It's from an old comedy sketch. It's not real.

  • @jovian304
    @jovian304 Před 5 lety +901

    But, I have perfected the art of farting silently!

  • @acecarreviews883
    @acecarreviews883 Před 4 lety +928

    One time I farted and my mom looked at me and I started laughing and my fart went along with my laugh it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt and my mom was like what was that

    • @sheshiechan
      @sheshiechan Před 4 lety +68

      I once got gas from a pizza I ate at a movie theater which resulted in puttering farts between my bursts of laughter thankfully this happened at the bathroom. I feel so bad for the lady next to me because I literally slapped the stall because at how funny I thought it was.

    • @bambi1051
      @bambi1051 Před 4 lety +28

      This honeslty killed me

    • @ronakchauhan6439
      @ronakchauhan6439 Před 4 lety +9

      😂😂😂

    • @deleahperry2284
      @deleahperry2284 Před 4 lety +41

      "Bert, bert, bert, berrrrt

    • @TzadikTheManic
      @TzadikTheManic Před 4 lety +15

      @Ace car reviews “it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt” 😆😂😆 - oh man thank you for that, too too good ahaha

  • @TheKrazysinner
    @TheKrazysinner Před 2 lety +8

    for the life of me I cannot figure out WHY farts are as funny as they are. I have tears in my eyes watching this from laughing so hard, I am supposed to be an adult dammit lol

  • @taylorm3527
    @taylorm3527 Před rokem +14

    @1:20 ok but we have to respect how she completely owned that in the best way possible 😂

  • @anthonyvargas3549
    @anthonyvargas3549 Před 5 lety +451

    People don’t realize farting is like sneezing

    • @graceygrey689
      @graceygrey689 Před 5 lety +36

      Anthony Vargas sneezing doesn’t smell Hun x

    • @samelusac1
      @samelusac1 Před 5 lety +46

      People dont realize farts can be eaten and recycled.

    • @brknspacebar
      @brknspacebar Před 5 lety +9

      It helps if you stare at the sun

    • @TheComedyColosseum
      @TheComedyColosseum Před 5 lety +22

      Sneezing out your arse. 😂

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 Před 4 lety +1

      @@graceygrey689 It does sometimes.
      Well mine do :/

  • @shalarpola7649
    @shalarpola7649 Před 5 lety +678

    Fart is art without 'f'

  • @BigDaddysYouTube
    @BigDaddysYouTube Před 6 měsíci +3

    No matter where you are in the world farts are always in your native language😂❤

  • @nukebuster
    @nukebuster Před rokem +3

    the best part is even if you were barely laughing, you hear everyone's eccentric patterns of laughter which then further eggs you on to keep laughing

  • @21_forever
    @21_forever Před 5 lety +1020

    woopi is the only woman on the planet that can fart on live tv and play it cool

    • @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism
      @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism Před 5 lety +74

      I know she played that so cool.Oh wow,excuse me! I think I just blew a frog out of there lmao!

    • @TheKnowledgenig
      @TheKnowledgenig Před 5 lety +4

      the lady next to her was slightly leaning away

    • @eddiebear34
      @eddiebear34 Před 5 lety +17

      That's because it's the best thing she ever said

    • @bounderchris
      @bounderchris Před 5 lety +29

      That’s actually why she got her name

    • @browneyedgirl4285
      @browneyedgirl4285 Před 5 lety +2

      John McSween that's the best comment yet!!!!!

  • @gituraazy.1804
    @gituraazy.1804 Před 5 lety +568

    Why there ain't international fart day

  • @rogertoole9468
    @rogertoole9468 Před rokem +4

    It's almost like farts have different personalities and suit the personality of the sitter. 😂

  • @peanutbutterisfu
    @peanutbutterisfu Před 9 měsíci +1

    3:21 He was an amazing comedic actor he had his own style I loved the dry humor he did no one has ever done it like him.

  • @sawhotz5341
    @sawhotz5341 Před 2 lety +92

    That council meeting one is the funniest for me. The lady's reaction just makes it so much better😂😂

  • @LadyVamp60
    @LadyVamp60 Před 6 lety +366

    You know you have hit bottom when watching a CZcams video about farts.

    • @finster1968
      @finster1968 Před 6 lety +6

      You mean multiple videos....

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 5 lety

      Judy Eckman 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryancbarrett96
      @ryancbarrett96 Před 5 lety +4

      I assure you there is much farther down you can go

    • @isaacbarnes3764
      @isaacbarnes3764 Před 5 lety

      I had no clue I was here, but after your comment, I look around, and you are right, this is the bottom!

    • @taowgrouch1767
      @taowgrouch1767 Před 5 lety +3

      Hit bottom or struck gold

  • @johnprendergast1338
    @johnprendergast1338 Před 11 dny

    At a party in college a guy lit a huge fart that illuminated the whole room . Everyone was horrified for 10 seconds...And then it was funniest thing in the world ...A magical ,memorable evening was had by all ...

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 Před 8 měsíci +1

    One time when I was at school I did a silent fart that was so bad the teacher was _convinced_ that someone had deliberately set off a stink bomb. He even went so far as to keep us all in after the bell had gone until someone owned up.
    Needless to say I never did, but thinking back I must’ve turned bright red when he started furiously ranting about how dangerous stink bombs can be.

  • @heatherrae4126
    @heatherrae4126 Před 6 lety +1059

    No matter how old we get, farts are funny 😂

    • @samiuddinomer2538
      @samiuddinomer2538 Před 6 lety +5

      Heather Rae guess u like the smell after u fart😊

    • @kitty8196
      @kitty8196 Před 6 lety +8

      You are 100% right on that heather

    • @tozzilil
      @tozzilil Před 6 lety +15

      I just said that to my husband - I’m nearly 32 and giggling like a child at fart videos

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 Před 6 lety +9

      tozzilil I agree. I'm 44 and rollin over here! I am in tears! Age has nothing to do with what someone finds funny. Who made the rule that you lose your sense of humor as you get older?! I remember tripping up some steps back in the day and my grandma cracked up. 😂😂

    • @dualscreengrant
      @dualscreengrant Před 6 lety +3

      I misread the last four lines as "wet farts are funny."

  • @iwasneverhere.8676
    @iwasneverhere.8676 Před 4 lety +314

    The lady in the chair was trying to hide it so bad 😂😂😭😭

    • @hanan-yy7vb
      @hanan-yy7vb Před 4 lety +8

      Emma White there was so many ladies in chairs. Which one?

    • @jadebird1998
      @jadebird1998 Před 4 lety +2

      i think it was the coffee mug

    • @arthurmiranda3804
      @arthurmiranda3804 Před 4 lety +4

      Emma White her face shows it too, the “I’m in danger” face

  • @ellnine66
    @ellnine66 Před rokem +6

    I would never survive a fart. If I did it I start laughing EVERY TIME, without fail and will admit it if it was me. I can never lie about it... sorta sucks.... but always funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @-Luka-Brazi
    @-Luka-Brazi Před 2 měsíci +1

    Leslie Neilson became famous for his “farts”, having a small rubber device hidden in his hand which absolutely devastated interviewers while he laughed like there was no tomorrow. He had a boyish sense of humor. Miss him because of it.

  • @jeanalynn2791
    @jeanalynn2791 Před 4 lety +138

    My ex husband would say, evertime after he farted, " Did you hear that? I think that was a barking spider." 😳 Lol

    • @natwest1971
      @natwest1971 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol, my dad would say, “Did a fox bark?”

    • @selenabonilla2281
      @selenabonilla2281 Před 4 lety +11

      My father would ask "do you hear that?" And wait a couple seconds before farting.

    • @MattShillam
      @MattShillam Před 4 lety +2

      @@selenabonilla2281 best one to do

    • @kiryumechagodzilla4059
      @kiryumechagodzilla4059 Před rokem +1

      My fiance and I would say "Man, did you see those low-flying ducks?!" after we fart. The first time I farted in front of him, he answered with his own farts. We'd both laugh pretty hard. We've been together for over 16 years now.

  • @geeell1917
    @geeell1917 Před 5 lety +199

    #4 was not a real fart. That was the late comic actor Leslie Neilsen who was known to always carry around a joke fart noisemaker, and would use it every time he had an interview. He always gave a great interview!

    • @glamdolly30
      @glamdolly30 Před 4 lety +3

      Surely every1 recalls his famed fart machime, he had it with him every time he did a TV chat! The last vid is a fake - the female is clearly actig, its embarrassigly bad!

    • @foilhattiest1
      @foilhattiest1 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah #6 is not a real fart either, it's a very known faked fart skit on Swedish TV that they decided to do immiediately following a news segment about a machine that removes bad odors or something like that.

    • @WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp
      @WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp Před 2 lety

      I never knew he did that. lol

    • @WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp
      @WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp Před 2 lety +3

      @@glamdolly30 The pants shitter definitely seemed fake to me.

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc Před rokem +1

      #5 was the mug

  • @cloudattack3279
    @cloudattack3279 Před rokem +5

    3:45 non methane..know what I mean 😆😆

  • @robertsewell536
    @robertsewell536 Před rokem

    I had a buddy back in Circa 1988 Jr. High who would absolutely annihilate the study hall every day. I mean it was outrageous and the study hall monitor just didn't know what to do with him. Nothing like 100 kids 15 year olds rioting in laughter ever day. Good times. I'm almost 50 and I still cry laughing over this memory.

  • @pgancedo9299
    @pgancedo9299 Před 2 lety +448

    That shart at the end was definitely life changing…..and underwear destroying. Not sure how one recovers from that sort of trauma 😂

    • @dan74275
      @dan74275 Před rokem +26

      pretty sure it was fake along with the first one

    • @Galaxy-nt7ik
      @Galaxy-nt7ik Před rokem +10

      Wouldn't wanna sniff those drawz

    • @MrFister84
      @MrFister84 Před rokem +6

      @@Galaxy-nt7ik That's not what your mum said.

    • @randyhilgeman2648
      @randyhilgeman2648 Před rokem +29

      I would have walked backwards

    • @kstanni87
      @kstanni87 Před rokem +1

      I have but never had any long farts. But that shart at the end was like a pig trying to get out.

  • @kingofthemc
    @kingofthemc Před 4 lety +356

    “There is a little wind, that comes from the heart; ignorant people call it a fart.”

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Před 4 lety +29

      I believe Shakespeare said it best:
      A little wind, a little breeze
      Tis no shame, tis like a sneeze
      From the tree, just like a leaf
      Except the time when it's a queef

    • @-Alura-
      @-Alura- Před 3 lety +3

      What ? I don't get wgat Shakespeare has to do with this

    • @BigZ52
      @BigZ52 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jacobpeters5458 lmao

    • @jamessim1858
      @jamessim1858 Před 3 lety +4

      Or A fart is something you cannot control it starts in the heart and explodes in the hole.

    • @eksksksksk
      @eksksksksk Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you fartmaster

  • @oneupmanship
    @oneupmanship Před měsícem

    My late father could fart at will. I know, some people are blessed. He would often meet someone with a handshake, elbow grab and rip one so the other person felt it right to their core. Still brings tears to my eyes.

  • @barbariansinbattle1687
    @barbariansinbattle1687 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I remember as a kid at Christmas one year listening to a story that our Uncle Terry told us. He said one time while he was in college, he was in the library studying and had to fart. So he let one rip, and it was more than just a rip! 😂 he said a tiny turd came out, so he got up, walked around the corner of one of the bookshelves, and started shaking his leg until the turd rolled down his pants leg until it fell out on the floor. He had the whole family laughing hysterically! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnvessenmeyer512
    @johnvessenmeyer512 Před 5 lety +715

    I'm silent but violent.

  • @SpicyMartina
    @SpicyMartina Před 5 lety +417

    When I was in hospital the doctor was doing his rounds and farted while examining me. I died laughing he went bright red. Hated my week stay but loved my doctor especially after that fart!

  • @simonabbott725
    @simonabbott725 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I coughed and farted in a class full with students two years above me. I was only about 13. I could have died from embarrassment everyone laughed so I stood up and gave them all a bow to redeem myself