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  • BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - The forest animals decided that they didn’t like stepping... | Funny Jokes
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    👇 THE JOKE 👇
    The forest animals decided that they didn’t like stepping on poop every day, so they got together and built an outhouse...
    Everything was great, and the forest floor was much cleaner after that.
    But one day, they found out that the window on the outhouse was broken.
    So, they held a meeting, and asked if anybody knew anything about the broken window.
    Sheepishly, the rabbit said, "I am a bit embarrassed, but last night I was using the outhouse, when the bear came in... "
    "He grabbed me, did his business, then he wiped his bottom with me and threw me out the window."
    The animals reprimanded the bear and made him fix the window.
    After a couple of days, the door was smashed...
    Another meeting was called and again the animals were asked if anybody knew anything about the broken door.
    Sheepishly the fox said, "I am a bit embarrassed, but last night as I was using the outhouse, the bear came in... "
    "He did the same thing with me as with the rabbit a few days ago, but he threw me out through the door."
    So, the animals again reprimanded the bear, made him repair the door, and explained as best as possible that this behavior will not be tolerated.
    Then, two days later, the whole outhouse was destroyed...
    It was completely smashed to pieces!
    Again, a meeting was called to find out if anybody knew anything about it.
    Sheepishly, the porcupine said...
    "I am a bit embarrassed... "
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Komentáře • 13

  • @johnparker2957
    @johnparker2957 Před měsícem +5

    And that is why bears s**t in the woods. 😂

  • @paulsmith5398
    @paulsmith5398 Před měsícem +7

    I want to know what happened when the skunk was using the outhouse, i bet he raised a stink when the bear showed up?

    • @grahamnutt8958
      @grahamnutt8958 Před měsícem +1

      @paul 😂😂😂 lmfao

    • @paulsmith5398
      @paulsmith5398 Před měsícem +3

      @@grahamnutt8958 just gotta have a little animal humor.........

  • @brendanhegarty6792
    @brendanhegarty6792 Před měsícem +1

    Seems like that outhouse needed a lock on the door. 😂😂

  • @kimberlycregger7341
    @kimberlycregger7341 Před měsícem +4

    Ha Ha . This was funny. Doing all that to the outhouse, I could "bearly" believe it. That bear wish he would have used some other kind of "quill"ted toilet paper. Great voices😅🐻

  • @paulsmith5398
    @paulsmith5398 Před měsícem +5

    Hmmmmmm, maybe the bear should have built his own outhouse? But using the porcupine as toilet paper..........just DONT squeeze the Charmin, right? YEAH, RIGHT🤣🤣😤☹😵😨😱❗

  • @markshrimpton3138
    @markshrimpton3138 Před měsícem +3

    I think that eventually the bear got the point! Love the voices.

  • @lindagates9150
    @lindagates9150 Před měsícem +2

    Did the bear survive the close encounter with the porcupine .. Little Joanie's teenage aunt and her boyfriend who had told little Joanie not to say shit heard her say while playing in the sandbox shit shit shit I gotta stop saying shit or he won't love me shit . She never stopped saying shit dad loved her till the day he died she didn't worry that he wouldn't love her ❤😂🎉😂❤🤷🏼‍♀️💚💙🌟🍀🌟💙💚

    • @loljokes
      @loljokes  Před měsícem +1

      I think this time, the bear got the point... 😋