The Difference Between A Dork And A Nerd. Don McMillan - Full Special
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- The difference between a dork and a nerd is harder to spot than you might think, but Don McMillan is here to clear up any misconceptions in his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who is a geek, or you're someone who is a nerd, or maybe you're even someone who is a dork this Dry Bar Comedy special is filled with hilarious power point comedy that is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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No doubt this was the most efficient stand up yet. The amount of humor per second was off the charts.
well, that’s an engineer’s main goal after all.
🍻
As a Senior Geek, I Comprehend your CommEnt, Renti Retep.
Definitely! Almost every line was a joke, and a good one too.
Technically it was ON the charts
Okay, I'm SOLD. This man IS A GENIUS. Powerpoint punchlines. More nerds should be comedians. This is incredible.
@@jcolinmizia9161 Oh yeah, him and the ducks? Hysterical.
@@peterrealar2.067 the ducks?
@@jcolinmizia9161 You haven't seen him and the rubber ducks? It's hilarious!
Nerd is the werd
@@jcolinmizia9161 James veitch was also accused of rape and sexual misconduct by multiple women so maybe not him
I spent 45 years as an engineer. The accuracy of his analyses is amazing. I've also been married for 44 years. The accuracy of his analyses is amazing. Especially the input/output engine... if both are wrong.... Rick's wrong. Cheers
P. S. I saw you on AGT. You were great!
LOL I took a photo, printed it off, and immediately made my own, relabeling it with our names. Yes, Rick is wrong! (Going on 40th year as an Electronics Engineer).
The fact that the audience stood-up in the end.... Just nice! Proud of you, sir!
As a fellow engineering major, big respect to this man.
Just the courage to put a picture of logic gates on his comedy, then explaining it while keeping the audience awake??
College professors could really learn that trick man
Yeah, when I saw him putting logic diagrams of AND and OR gates on the screen, I immediately thought he would lose 97% of his audience.
Once college professors learn the personality trait of drinking, they just kinda get stuck there. Some even lose the other traits they gained along the way.
Exactly right ✅️ 👏
I was waiting for him to include NAND and NOR gates.
If college professors learned this, do you think it would cut down on the amount of overeducated idiots we have? I married two different women, both college grads. I had to divorce both of them because I don't deal well with stupid. I'm a highschool droppout, and couldn't tolerate the amount of stupid that came out of thier mouths on a daily basis. I'm no genius, but the education system is very dissapointing to me.
Less than 2 minutes in and I can tell this man is brilliant and original!
at 1:05 I was already cracking up and trying to find him
i rarely last 2 minutes.....my jokes are all shorts 1 min long
Lol 😆 the 1st joke about "...being a comedian who works 💪 in power 🔋 point" 🤣
@@MysticGwen 😊. Talk about originality...
SAME
Engineered comedy at it's finest.
No sex, no swearing, no politics, and still funny ! Great job!!
No sex? Dang is it even worth watching?
I'm joking
He did have the one sort of political joke about voting and the lottery... but yeah, it's a very original, clever, and creative act for sure!
This is SO refreshing! It's been SO long since I've listened to a comedy routine all the way through. They're all so vitriolic and/or filthy now.
I concur!
He did include politics, you just didn't see them. It's called maths 😶.
I could watch this guy for hours. He’s funnier than most comedians who are big and popular right now
The big and popular comedians resort to a lot of crudeness and profanity. Quite frankly, it is very unoriginal compared to what Don McMillan presented.
@@altruisticdiscovery Don reminds me of Sinbad, but more nerdy...of course 😂
@@altruisticdiscovery I don't think it's so much that as it is a lack of "hunger". They already have everything they ever wanted, so they don't try hard anymore.
@@Genevieve1023 Absolutely do they not try hard anymore. An announcer will present a comic as "one of the greatest of all time", and then the audience is presented with a 1h 30min show, barraged of m***f***, sh**, f** (lots and lots of f***), ni****, cu***, pu***, etc. Somehow, the majority of the audience ends up laughing 'uncontrollably' when most of the lines are not even funny or witty. For me, it gives me a mental headache and a sense of dread that somehow, the common working man can relate only to profanity and crude sex jokes to forget their worries and feel happy. With these comics, there is no balance and variety in their approach. Just the same algorithm with every new comedy special that they release.
He looks pretty big to me. ;)
I haven't seen anyone win over the audience so completely as this guy in a long, long time. Especially in a clean act. Bravo!
With so much profanity and crude jokes nowadays, this guy is a breath of fresh air!!! Also too relatable as an engineer 😂😂😂
A clean comic who is actually funny.... truly a dying breed.
Murphy’s Law clearly states that the likelihood of a piece of jelly bread falling off the table and landing jelly side up is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet.
surely directly proportional ?
The color of the carpet vs the color of the jam will also be a factor
@@howler6490 Irata is right. The likelihood of it landing jelly side UP is inversely proportional to carpet cost.
The likelihood of landing jelly side DOWN would be directly proportional.
There's physics involved. I don't want to go into details but it will always land jelly side down unless you drop it from less than a foot height, because then it doesn't fall far enough to turn, or from more than 7 feet high, because then there's enough space for a complete turn.
@@janitaheino6473 what if it were really windy in your dining room? Or gravity had been some how altered? 😜😉🤓
As someone who has been married 30 years and teaches electrical engineering, this is one of the best routines I have seen in a while! I have to admit, I got a bit concerned when he pulled out the logic gates! The Spending vs Savings bit was freakin' brilliant!!
I loved his wife's savings logic!
My wife has run similar logic to on me in the grocery store and furniture store!
He has a Masters in electrical engineering and was a part of the team that made the first 32 bit micro processor so his logic maps are even from an expert in the field.
Ok, Ralph (if that really is your name), nice try ... when your AVATAR LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE DON'S VLSI BADGE!!!
as a tech nerd i was so freaking excited when he pulled out the logic gates
Oh yes, that logic gate was beautiful :)
I have to show it to my lady 😆
I want this man to be my school teacher. He's got that really engaging teacher vibe I love!
As a nerd-dork hybrid myself, this led me to wonder if there are actual HUMOR UNITS by which one can actually measure EOH (Efficiency of Humor)?
Laughs per second. Laughs per joke. 🤷♂️
Drew Gooden has a video on CZcams where he compared Friends and The Office to see which show is more efficient with their comedy. That might be interesting to check out if your a nerd (like me)
I’d measure decibels over time per joke
We need those KPIs!
I made that study a long time ago. Turns out the way to measure the efficiency of humour wasn't invented yet. But I came across some form of directions to how to produce humour and - wait for it - Philosophy of humour. Can you believe it?
As a retired Electrical Engineer, I found this fantastically hilarious. 😂🤣
Same!
Former ...
Delivery driver
Electrical Engineer/automation specialist
Army Sniper
OTR Semi-Truck Driver
Construction Worker
Factory Worker
Math Education Major (Grades 5-9)
and Father of 4 + 4 step-sons.
IQ tested at 12 (167), at 42 (178)[post stroke before going back to college with memory problems].
And have had multiple head traumas throughout my life in both civilian and military life, both concussion and direct blows to the head.
But yeah, I really enjoyed this guy's routine. I won't remember it in 30 minutes to 2 hours, but I loved it in the moment.
@@thomasarussellsr 💪🙏
Once an electrical engineer, always one!
I thought you would have been shocked by his routine.
@@peterd6732 I found it Electrifying! Though he left out the Venn Diagram showing the overlap of Thermionic Emission and Intrinsic Conduction and electron valance Hole Flow.
This is one of my all time favorite stand-up routines! 👌🏼
Having worked for 30+ years in engineering shops, I must concur! 🤣
Saw him in Sunnyvale, aka Silicon Valley, he is funnnny, we were all engineers in the audience. There is no one like this guy.
This guy is absolutely hilarious. He really gets how comedy works and how to interact with the crowd. Bravo, sir. Bravo...
Learned today that I am a nerd, not a geek. As a young child, I was a dork. 😂
Me too lol
Nerds Rule!
I have to copy those charts!
My husband figured out that no matter what, I was right and he was wrong, even when I was wrong.
God bless him!
@@annarodriguez9868 An ideal husband! :p
@@annarodriguez9868 I told my son the secret to a happy marriage is to master three simple phrases: "You are right." "I am wrong." "I am sorry" He should practice in a mirror is needed until he can say them with perfect sincerity.
@@Milfuelle100 He truly was a wonderful husband and father. His number one strength was a loving patient heart. Thankfully, I learned to be his ideal wife and life partner.
Peace and blessings to all!
Brother.....this what comedy is all about.....original and definitely hilarious. Sir, you are not a Nerd, you are a comedian.
Why can't he be both?
AND A GENIUS...NEVER HAVE SEEN OR HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER‼️ HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As an engineer, he should know you can't zambonie the room unless it's a cordless vacuum.
As an engineer, he probably made a contraption that was able to swivle around the ceiling like a pressure washer at a car wash.
As an engineer, you would know that he learned that in version 1... he is well into the 3rd iteration of the project currently. A lidar system will be in the 3.2 release for mapping and collision avoidance.
As an architect, you should know that the plug unplugs from the wall
And then the mathematician chimes in with: "You forgot to include the time spent walking back & forth from outlet to outlet!"
Massive non tangle extension cord. Then you spend 5 minutes coiling it back up wasting all the time you saved.
No you just find a central plug and lift the cord over the furniture as you go. I do it all the time because I'm too lazy to switch outlets. 🤣
Don needs to hit the cruise ship circuit. Their evening entertainment often has standup comedians and NONE of them are as funny as Don. He'd be a smash hit!
Dude, I watch comedians all the time. It's been a while since I've seen someone that'll make me laugh just about the entire time. Thank you.
so glad for you, hope that happens to me sometime...
SAME HERE
If everyone parked a mile from their home no one would need height watchers...win win😉
You are a very funny man. Thank you for the laughs!
lol.. Right, not sure how many caught that one. 😂
good one.....my comedy is edgy.....
Right!! Or you just have to stay on the road and never go home hehe
WOW! Good call!
Not if u live where cars get stolen frequently
Loved the optometrist sign.
Another good one is,
If you cant see what you are looking for you have come to the right place.
As an aerospace engineer and divorcee I laughed my butt off. The vacuuming slide made me rolllll 😅
I literally haven't seen a stand up comedian that has made me full belly laugh this hard in a Long time! He's not only funny but super original with his charts which I would think would be boring but make it that much more funny and entertaining I'm extremely surprised of how hard I laughed I enjoyed every second of his stand up!
Dave Gorman also used plenty of slides in his Modern Life is Goodish show
Funny but far from original, most of his jokes are common
@@MrDogfish83 Humor is always about "how?" not about the manifest content.
@@paulsomers6048 I said he was funny then noted that his jokes were not original, which does not negate the fact I found it funny. So I don’t know what you’re adding.
@@MrDogfish83 Very little is "original". So what makes it funny again is the "how". I wasn't disagreeing with you at all. Just pointing out as an adjunct to your comment that the different "how" is what was so funny.
Thanks from 1/2 of another Don and Laura couple -- been married 30 years and we're BOTH engineers!! Very funny!
LOL! Did you find the marriage graphs applicable?
Wow
Revealing my own nerdiness, I took note of Don's *Zamboni* reference regarding an efficient vacuuming path. I had noticed the path those ice resurfacing vehicles take, and I do that when I mow my large-ish back lawn with my lawn tractor. It's just a looping pattern, with each loop being the width of the blade cut, and you don't have to go into reverse if you do it right.
I’ve never seen a crowd stand up and applaud for a stand up. Good show!
Outstanding! I'm a 74 year old retired mechanical engineer. My wife listened to this and was laughing and nodding all the way through. With the Venn diagram at 12:08, she thought I had greater versatility because I had a dash of OCD (her view, not mine!). Human Resources was spot on and we used to call them Inhuman resources in the NZ branch our multinational organisation. Thank you again.
Im an Accountant and it really hits the spot!! Math skills with a little bit of OCD but doesn't really solve the problem.. Hahaha
This man made powerpoint the most hilarious thing in the world.
😂😂😂
This guy's insane.
I followed through for 30 minutes constantly laughing 😂 through it.
This is definitely one of my favorite sets. And, woah - can't we all do with a clean, engaging laugh right now. Thanks so much!
Saw him live a a Microchip conference about 10 years ago. Smart, funny. Very entertaining. Just happened to sit at our table for the dinner buffet
was he in the sales/management/CPA or board of directors department? just doesn't fit me as the engineering only type and yes this comedy was funny
@@richardprice5978 he was a guest comedian performi g at the conference. I wasnt specific with that
@@richardprice5978 most engineers I've met or worked with are hilarious, just shy.
Garfield once said, "I'm not overweight; I'm undertall."
The vacuum cleaner joke, that actually happened to me. I am an engineer as well.
Don, you have to be the most wholesome comedian I have ever seen. Great work, keep up the original content!
⭕🕳
you are donating to the bar not to DOn ...
Don's channel is called "Don McMillan". Check it out.
@@agnidas5816 No it's a direct tip to him.
Also, proof that you don't have to be a potty mouth to be very funny. Love this guy...
I agree! I remember almost 20 yrs ago Howie Mandel (sp?) came to our town. The theater was packed. The guy before him was SO funny and never was foul mouthed. Then Howie came on stage and everyone was shocked to see him bald. He was funny, but was so foul mouthed and embarrassed people in the process, that I wanted to get up and walk out. It was disgusting, and people were not pleased. Even the mayor's wife had said later that he wouldn't be invited there again.
@@annwithaplan9766 Don't go and see Roy Chubby Brown... he's absolutely FOUL! I've never gone to watch ANY of his shows after watching a 2 minute advert (absolutely disgusting human being and not funny at all).
Jerry Seinfeld is you're guy if you're afraid of swears
@@sammaddison2085 Yes, also Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, and Sebastian Maniscalco...are clean but very funny comedians - for the most part any way. i.m.o.
SO TRUE! Some of the funniest people I've ever seen are totally clean: Garrison Koehler, Hank Green, and some guy from Oklahoma that had me gasping for breath I was laughing so hard at nothing but down-home middle-American humor. Wish I knew that guy's name. I saw him at a Comedy Club in Dallas 40 years ago and I still remember how funny he was.
So nice to enjoy a clean act. Sharing with family and friends.
truth be told, i passed on watching this multiple times due to the ‘tag line.’ ultimately, i succumbed. 30 seconds in, i’m losing it. he’s HILARIOUS and i’ll be sharing, rewatching, and following this man!!
So different and unique humor. I enjoyed it
I have one complaint. It ended too soon, I wanted more.
Genius. You just became like the Michael Jackson of comedy. Your own own genre of comedy. Never thought it was possible. 🎉 I just watched it again. In one day. Thanks man! 0:48
Terry Pratchett tied a slice of buttered bread to a cat, and dropped it. The spin created a perpetual motion machine.
That is quite possibly the funniest standup comic performance I have seen. Had me in stitches throughout.
I saw Don about 20 years ago at the Irvine Improv. I still repeat some of those jokes to this day. Blast from the past seeing him on here!
No you didn’t
Very funny man. This is proper comedy, no swearing, no disrespecting people and well thought out. So many people think they are comedians these days but the reality is they are just having a rant. Brilliant 👍👍👍👏👏👏🇬🇧
the budget part was downright hilarious
Don is hilarious and I was so happy to see that he was able to get so close to being the winner on AGT. Congratulations Don. I’m so proud of you and I think you are definitely a star and will do great as you make people laugh with your charts and clean comedy. 🙌
It's great when someone can be completely clean & still be hilarious 🙂
Perfect for all the Christian dads who collect Funko Pops.
He should've went farther in AGT... But he didn't have a sob story, so they couldn't push him like they do with the people they like to push for better ratings.
What a refreshing new style of stand-up
As a biologist who says a comedy routine to an imaginary audience in my house, this is a perfect representation of my comedy :)
I want to hear your comedy routine!
@@BrendaCastro42 Thank you. Wow I have my first fan haha
@@jourdanhamme4065 I'm serious though. if you have a way to share your stuff 🙂
I'm interested in hearing them as well.
Please do your comedy! The people need it!
Sharing this comedian with everyone on social media and beyond. Most definitely deserves a big tip for outstanding entertainment from start to finish.
This was Brilliant!! 🤣😆
I’m shocked to find a hilarious comedian who doesn’t rely on foul language or vulgarity to make an audience laugh. I salute you for your genius. Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity.
This is the funniest comedian that I have seen in a while. Love his charts.
His joke about voters automatically being entered into a cash lottery is brilliant and should be a put into law!!
The last people we need voting are lottery ticket purchasers!!!!
Also... Just let the Lottery folks run the elections.
When is the last time you heard about a fraudulent 1billion++ lottery getting scammed or hacked or 'stolen'? I feel like they would do a more secure job than the folks running the "most safest and securest election in history"
@@amcc8188 Lol, good one.
In the US you actually have about a 50/50 chance of winning when voting, that's not bad either!
@Artem Down *contrary to popular belief, playing the lottery isn't necessarily irrational.*
same energy as this-
*Because the winning candidate gets over 50% of the votes, which means over 50% voters are on the winning side.*
therefore
*technically, you have OVER 50/50 odds of winning when voting (in a two party system)*
I feel like there is a subtle difference between trolling and shitposting that isn't quite encapsulated by these 2 posts and that conclusion.
Where is the appropriate Venn Diagram.....?
This guy is brilliant! Love it!
This guy is so funny! It's been a long time since I laughed so much that I had tears!!! Keep at it Don!
This the best comedy bit I have seen. I am also an engineer. The way Don McMillan works with data and statistics through his comedy is brilliant.
A nerd is a dork who actually cares what others think.
I agree with so many of the coments I've read so far. This is comedy gold for his audience. I was laughing practically the entire time. Well done Don!
Don is the first US comedian I've been able to watch and enjoy for years. He keeps it clean, and that wins points in most people's books. Mother-In-Law would be amused.
Love it when people do CLEAN COMEDY. Too many people seem to think that dirty is the same as funny. They are mistaken.
FORK YES!
You are right, and they are not the same; I loved Bill Cosby's stuff as a kid, and it was very clean. Steve Martin was never dirty, but hysterically funny. But I think too many people think if it's dirty, it isn't/can't be funny. Richard Pryor was probably the funniest human being ever. Don't exclude either one.
This guy, Don McMillan, was excellent, and very entertaining!
Amen.
Meh. Still just words. Put your Bible down and learn to laugh a bit.
@@Frosstbite23 Yeah, but so many substitute intelligent humor for vulgarity nowadays. View the difference between the Dean Martin roasts and roasts nowadays. The older ones were smart and hilarious, the newer ones just have shock value. You have to work smarter to do clean comedy.
Brilliant comedy sir,my wife tells me it's my turn to cook and then stands beside me to tell me how to do it. Same thing with nothing she knows about "honey can you fix the leaky tap". Then stands beside me,asks questions,all of a sudden she's an expert and I'm doing it wrong.
Queenslander.
Your wife and my wife are definitely related! Chuckle, chuckle!
I would so say, "if you are such the expert, why don't you do it?", then drop the tool and walk away.
fr!
🤣😅 I do that to my poor husband 😅
We want to help, just haven't got the skill set. What ya do?
@@mishaanton5436 You can find tutorials on just about pretty much anything. Experience is always the best teacher. I can repair most anything and do just about anything to a house. Of course I’ve been in construction my whole life. I do occasionally run into something I need help with and jump on the internet. Usually watch several of them and some reviews to tackle the job most efficiently. Plumbing and electrical are two things that need mostly just a little knowledge. However, some of it is super simple. Just need to pay close attention to what you’re doing.
My Bose Wave Radio CD player quit working and I found a super simple video on how to fix it. The potentiometer needed to be tweaked slightly. It showed exactly where it was and what to do with it. I’m rockin and rollin again! Maybe one day you can say “honey, I’ll fix the kitchen sink or the toilet!” Some things are just not that hard. Give me a shout if you ever need advice on something. Now go fix that leaking faucet. Lol
Good sign/better sign.... that knocked me off my chair.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haven't laughed so much in a long time and it's my 3rd visit to this video .... each time I laughed more than before.
The Don of clean humour!!😂😂😂
Never seen a comic like him before, he's HYSTERICAL & love his PowerPoint!
Nothing beats _intelligent_ humor! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😆👌
OMG That Dude is 1000000% on point! (Power Point, that is!) LOL "Luke, come to the Dork side, Luke..."
Honestly probably the best stand up routine I have seen on dry bar, thank you
As a dorky nerdy engineer type, I laughed too hard at this whole set and all the powerpoint slides. Just great!
Pfft! A true nerd would have only used a spreadsheet.
As a former geek/nerd, you kept me in stitches! My belly is sore from laughing, that's better than sit-ups!👍
You sure he didn't drag you back in, if only momentarily?
That's probably the only sit ups you ever had as a nerd
Wikid
My doctor should be a comedian. He always keeps me in stitches. But I told him last week it's time to take them out.
Former? I don't think so. I'm a reformed nerd. Meaning I am comfortable in my nerd skin. I get hot chicks and go on exciting adventures. But I also love Science, Star Trek, Star Wars, the X-Files, all things science fiction. Don't deny your roots.
It's not the first time I find a comedian funny, but it's the first time I can relate.
This is comedy gold! Quite literally laughed out loud during the entire routine.
I love this man so much... I have been following his comedy for over a year... He's an unacknowledged legend
Excuse the cliche but this is comedy gold. 👏👏👏
That's one way to crunch humor!!
Well done! Wish they had more people like you presenting in the real world of business.
This Dry Bar Comedy channel has the best stand up
My takeaway: being able to make a woman laugh is REALLY hot.
It is. I find it to be incredibly attractive.
Definitely
@@CaspiRose99 +q+qqqq+qq
Hmm, I've have enough, "down there" to tickle you with.
Jk!😉 that was a bad joke and besides, I am happily married and would never cheat on the love of my life. Just trying to get a laugh with the worst possible line. 😎🤣
Never heard of Don but I am now a fan. One of the best sets I’ve seen in a while. Bravo Don, well done sir!!
I remember seeing him like 30 years ago. Wonder where he’s been.
I LOVED this set 😂😂😂 Best I’ve seen in a very long time. Made my geeky little heart soar 👏
I gotta respect a person who can do comedy for over 20 minutes, never swear, and I can relate to almost very joke!
Great show! I laughed, saw some things in common and realized, not one single curse word. Kudos sir, that is rare today. 24 minutes flew by so quickly.
This guy was the funniest comedian they've had in months.
Came here to say this. As a nerd, a lot of his material landed with me.
I saw him perform at a gala last summer, the whole room was entertained and I was laughing to the point of tears. Literally me 😂 for about thirty minutes.
You're like my friend at work. Reads the blueprints and does the CNC programming for new parts. He's awkward, but witty as hell without being vulgar and I admire that. Thanks for the laugh.
Great presentation, funny, witty, and intelligent. Why with your increasing efficiency and improving comedic skills and delivery - I estimate an additional 32% laughter in your next iteration!
As a nerd, I approve of this message! lol love it.
*How come, living in the UK, I've not heard of this genius before?*
However. It's always great to find someone who's a comedian that doesn't have to resort to four letter words just to get a cheap laugh.
Been watching this guy for a few years. Glad to see him get a Dry Bar set.
My 1st time seeing him, thank you God! I sure needed this lol
For Don MacMillan. Great set
He's on point. :) Can we keep him and his wife on the planet longer? :)
Thanks! D. McMillan - as a retired engineer, perhaps too predictably, I enjoyed the whole PowerPoint presentation. Awesome.
you are giving money to the bar not to the comedian
@@agnidas5816 No he isn't-it's a tip for Don.
Yess!!! Been waiting for this entire special for a long time! His humor is brilliant, and very relatable for a dork like me. =D