Don McMillan - Greatest Charts (Volume 1)
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- čas přidán 1. 09. 2019
- FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER Don McMillan shares his Greatest Charts! These are the MOST popular charts from Don's one-of-a-kind PowerPoint driven show. You've never seen a Powerpoint presentation that is THIS funny! Charts include: Nerd vs Geek, Printer Ink Price, USB Configurations, Network Security Expert Career Path, First Thing You Do When You Get Out of Bed, The Facebook Proof, Shopping With My Wife, and The Key to a Long Happy Marriage. Please share and keep laughing! The world need to laugh now more than ever!
To see more of Don's comedy, visit www.technicallyfunny.com/.
Engineer/Comedian Don McMillan knows technology and knows how to mine it for laughs! Don can transform any corporate function into an thoroughly entertaining event! To learn more visit www.technicallyfunny.com/contact/ - Komedie
What he said about Highly-Paid Security Consultant is true. Back in the late 1970s, we'd play Star Trek on the terminals in the Physics department. One day, two guys from Navy and one from the FBI came and arrested on of the students for hacking. He never came back because he was convicted and then became a highly paid security consultant for the Navy.
Well, if it was the 1970s he probably didn't get arrested for a security breach but simply because he stole that precious computing time while playing Colossal Cave Adventure on punchcards. 😂 Edit: Oh, Star Trek is even older. I didn't know that. Must have been a ton of fun back then.
Yes an FBI guy + navy guys totally arrested a student for hacking, after which he became rich 🌚
He just watched Catch Me If You Can and changed the plot slightly. The exception is that the movie is based on a real person and the other is fiction. I’m sure hacking in some form existed in the 70s, but it’s not like everyone was connected to the internet. Computers were also not nearly the same and data storage was different. If this story was even remotely true, he would more likely have been arrested for theft or trespassing on government property because remote access would have been near impossible with technology at the time.
"The essence of human life is CHEAPER THAN PRINTER INK!!" 😂
Dude, the "money is the root of evil" being literally translated, and then the continued logic works really well and really got me 😂
I want this humor to be popular again.
So much better than all todays crap
Bro. Just jokes. No agenda. Nothing more. Just fun awesome jokes.
like, subscribe and share :)
Most original comedy set I've seen in a long time. Very, funny and will share this!
I know I’m like two years late, but tbh a lot if not most of his bits were not original. The Facebook proof is adapted from a Women= time x money proof.
Yep, same with the shopping routes. Seen that ages ago.
three cartridges: A, B and O
that was smartly funny
I still have tears from laughing so hard! Don is living proof that something does NOT need to be ‘crude’ to be funny. His props are simple and SO funny! Thanks, DON. 😂🤣😍
Exactly. Clean comedians are hard to find. Clean female comedians are impossible to find. All they do is talk about sex and their vaginas
The only crude thing in this video is the oil on that graph
He needs his own Netflix show. His bits are so unique and funny to smart people
He needs to just sell it to them,
Yet, you’re here and still apparently enjoyed it. So must be funny for dumb people to.
He's even funny to me and I'm stupid
I discovered Don McMillan about 20 years ago on a NERD channel on DirecTv. He was hysterical then. Just saw him on AGT this week & was thrilled to see him! He's still hysterically funny now. I hope he wins the finale show!!!
Respect for being genuinely funny, unique and smart
Literally the first comic causing me to repeated belly-laugh in 3-4 years.
The best comedians are always intelligent.
Just saw him on AGT and thought he was hilarious. So did a search and found this. I hope he goes far on AGT.
That's exactly what I did, too!! I hope he goes on tour. Casinos? I'd love to see him!!
Hilarious! Technology can be used to highlight the differences between the sexes.
He is coming to the improv next month near me. I can’t wait to see him live!!
He turns the USB joke into a thankful for USB C joke xD. That's awesome
Found this guy on Dry Bar! He’s SO FUNNY! 😂 omg! I’m a nerd too, and I just love this.
Not a single foul word, just plain and simple humour. Very clever😂
Found you from Dry Comedy Bar, love your sense of humor and delivery. LOVE the charts and presentations!
This is hysterical! Printer ink costs more than blood! So clever. Turned on by math.
Saw Don for the first time on AGT. Where has he been hiding!!!! OMG so funny!!!
My goodness, this was hilarious! Thank you for being a funny Nerd we can all add a bit of joy with your bit. I look forward to seeing more of your work. Instant Sub
I saw Don at a conference of mostly engineers earlier this year and he was hilarious. Yes, engineers do have a sense of humor!
Engineers are nerds with some socialization skills. Mathematicians on the other hand ...
That facebook eqation was one of the best things i've seen
Greatest man in comedy. As an engineer, i quote you all the time.
I just died over and over. Best comedian of 2019
This to me is the single most funniest video on CZcams 😂
The fb proof is totally factual and correct. Loved it and laughed my tush off!
If I hadn't deleted my Facebook account, I would have shared this video in FB.
"Honey, you are so hot right now" that killed me 💀 (and he's not wrong)
Gosh, he is so hilariously funny. That FB proof was utterly brilliant.
Don! You rock. Thank you for the laughs. Jesus bless!
Funniest comedian I have seen in a long time!
One of the funniest routines I've ever seen. Laughed my butt off!
Hey, now he's a weight loss coach! 🤣
I finally understand algebra thanks to your Facebook graph. Thanks Don! ~ Forever math-challeged
Loved it. The mall shopping was great, the path to security expert was great ... thanks!
First saw Don at a corporate conference twenty years ago. I forgot how funny he is. Thanks for the laffs!
Exactly why you are my new favorite comedian. Truth, friend.
This channel is way underrated you deserve more bro 😂
Great compilation of your great jokes.
On point 💥💯
Ink is worth more than blood?
It always felt like that for sure😅
Love this guy.
6:00 I divided my weekly grocery excel list into zones to optimize my route Inside walmart...glad to hear I am not alone
Thanks for the great laughs. All charts were fun but I especially enjoyed the one on printer ink! So TRUE!
I love this guy!
Have shared this with dozens of other folks. They all love it and laugh out loud!
Hilarious. I watched it five times in a row. Flawless logic.
Clean humor! 😂
Loved it! Science, math, social media = GREAT!
Always confused about whether I was a Nerd or a Geek. thanks for the clarification.
Watching this now cuz it’s being shared on IG. Absolutely brilliant humor
I’m cracking up uncontrollably!!
I’ve always said that you can tell a nerd from a geek with simple Star Trek test: geeks watch it, nerds also watch it, but they wear the costumes too.
This video needs a warning on it because you aren't prepared to laugh as hard as you do! Great stuff!
The powerpoint master (along with Dave Gorman, of course!) :)
I laughed a lot! Thanks ! Waiting for your presentation about Instagram or Tim Tok!
Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh out loud today. I needed that.
The shopping mall part is 100% accurate WRT my wife and me, even though she is Japanese! It’s universal and must be part of the female brain’s deep structure. We also manifest the male/female spending pattern, i.e. she spends money on 1,000 little things every day, while I spend almost nothing until I plunk down $5,000 on a new gaming PC every few years.
Well if you spend countless hours arguing technical details online before spending $5k on the PC you can technically have a good $/min rate.
Women's brains are wired differently: My wife will come home and say, "Look at the money I saved!" when she shows me the receipt with the regular price vs. sales price marked on it. I always say, No you spent X dollars.(P.S. I'm an engineer and loved the Venn diagram bit)
Yes. Most of the 200ky or so of our species was as hunter/gatherers.
Didn't know there was a gap in the comedy world, till you came along and fixed it!
Love watching you. Amazing talent! If I had a big company (which I don't) and I needed someone to liven things up a bit, I'd hire you. I'm sure you find twenty appropriate things at our place to make us laugh about. Comedy as a cure :)
this is marvellous. good job sir!
Incredibly accurate!
The last one is key. Great stand up comedy
Very funny wisdom spot on observations regarding the absurdity of contemporary life
Love the pure math and pure comedy❤
Simply amazing , you made my day, thx for your gift .
This man is a funny tech legend!
Very well done! Very smart guy..
This guy is awwwwwwwesome!!!
Awesome sense of humor!
Very original comedian. This dude rules. PowerPoint stand up comedy is a genius idea.
Hilarious.
This entire bit was practically stolen so i have no idea why you think he is original?
@@Jeppelelle yeah the Facebook proof was just blatantly ripped from the women = time x money joke with no changes beyond the left hand side.
Fantastic Don, I loved this.
One of the funniest I have seen in months.
This guy is great!
Really funny Don!!!! Loved it!
Great stuff!!! More, please!!!
Nailed it!
Hilarious. Right on observations
This guy's hilarious!!! :-)
I love it. I am not sure what I should be striving for as a target on the the venn diagram.
He is absolutely fantastic.
I laughed my till it hurt!! WELL Done!!
Hysterical especially Network Security Expert Career path and the Facebook Proof!
Who would have ever thought a power point presentation would be so funny.
Absolutely FUNNY! ...
Loved the FB equations & result!
HILARIOUS!!!
Best selection of Dan’s jokes
Don is BRILLIANT. SO much of this is actually TRUE! If you are an IT person, you know!
As soon as he mentioned using blood for ink, I practically died laughing. That was one of the the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time
Love you, Don !!!!!
I love this guy!😂💓💓💓
BRILLIANT!!
That is so clean... No need for green jokes absolutely awesome
Damn I'm a total dork. Time to get obsessed.
Lol try the Marvel Universe it's worth getting obsessed over now that Avengers: Infinity War really tied it all together.
I like how a Nerd is just a stalker with intelligence :P
Fabulous comedy for anyone!
My Goodness, this is the funniest presentation I have attended... LOL LOL
So SO funny!
Delightfully Funny
Beautiful!
First intersection I started looking at after "nerd" was placed in the middle was "socially awkward" ∩ "obsession". I was on _tenterhooks_ waiting for the reveal there ... wasn't quite sure what was going in there, but, expected amusement and something fitting enough.
Delivered++.
_(Seems kinda obvious, after reveal. But, obviously wasn't actually obvious - didn't guess that. Hence - perfectly fitting, and amusing. Has my own 'nerding' squeezed every ounce of humor out yet, or shall I continue...)_ 😄
I love this smart comedy!
A breath if fresh air ✨️
Omgggggggg …. Love this ❤❤❤
great!!!