Dating Over 40 Is Like Thrift Store Shopping. Joe DeVito - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2024
  • dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping and Jo DeVito has plenty of experience with it. Whether you're a huge fan of last seasons styles or are really good at finding your size among all the strange sizes, Joe Devito's metaphors for dating over 40 are spot on!
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  • @devitorules
    @devitorules Před 3 lety +10839

    Hey everybody thanks for watching and for all the positive comments - all these views, it's mind blowing. Keep sharing, and keep in touch. Hope to see you all once touring starts up again!

    • @cecewilson7072
      @cecewilson7072 Před 3 lety +139

      Oh cool!! I just wrote a comment and then looked at the new comments and YOIU’ came up the most recent after me. Fun! 😍. Thanks for the laughs. We need your medicine bro ✨💕✨

    • @cecewilson7072
      @cecewilson7072 Před 3 lety +95

      laughter is the medicine I meant btw 🤣

    • @Omoloya1
      @Omoloya1 Před 3 lety +121

      Really excellent work, Mr. DeVito! Keep going!!!

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Před 3 lety +96

      First rate delivery. Excellent work. Today's my 49th birthday and I'm finally in a healthy relationship. I am, however, 6' and have all my hair (which is very long) so, maybe this doesn't apply to me.

    • @harmonygordon6901
      @harmonygordon6901 Před 3 lety +73

      SO FUNNY! 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @patmash
    @patmash Před 2 lety +846

    “You, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement” is PURE GOLD! Spit my coffee out laughing so hard.

    • @dragonflywings4669
      @dragonflywings4669 Před 2 lety +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TanEbear
      @TanEbear Před 2 lety +18

      absolute gold

    • @tdc9136
      @tdc9136 Před 2 lety

      He ain't wrong, I demand nudes BEFORE I date...I hate surprises.
      And the coffee thing, yeah, I coined the term "Dinner Whore".

    • @anameen4820
      @anameen4820 Před 2 lety +9

      bank statement, so u could know how deep down under debt she is. so u can avoid being gold dug by her. Right?

    • @Phdintheory
      @Phdintheory Před 2 lety +6

      @@anameen4820 Idk, a good looking "Sugar Mama" might be kinda nice. :)

  • @miss1rabea
    @miss1rabea Před 10 měsíci +644

    No vulgarity and no filthy swearing, just pure gold comedy ❤

    • @littlebighumancom
      @littlebighumancom Před 7 měsíci

      What a stupid comment

    • @vicvc6015
      @vicvc6015 Před 6 měsíci +14

      If you are bothered by vulgarity and swearing in comedy, quit watching comedians

    • @erikas7219
      @erikas7219 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Drybar is perfect for this!

    • @chromaticvisuelle
      @chromaticvisuelle Před 6 měsíci +20

      ​@@vicvc6015nothing wrong being tired of swearing and filthy, I agree, very well written, a good change

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@chromaticvisuelle Really nothing wrong with a few swear words either. Of course I mean for grown ups. Just words, you wont go to hell.

  • @SeeingSebastian
    @SeeingSebastian Před 10 měsíci +225

    His style of self-deprecating humor is absolutely freaking brilliant.

    • @beagle808
      @beagle808 Před 5 měsíci +8

      That’s why he is a frequent guest on the Greg Gutfeld show 💪🇺🇸

  • @AndrewVelonis
    @AndrewVelonis Před 3 lety +4438

    A 75 year old millionaire married a 25 year old woman. His brother took him aside and asked "How'd you get such a younger woman to marry you?" The guy answered "I lied about my age" The brother asked "How old did you say you were?" The guy answered"I told her I'm 85!"

  • @PradypAnand
    @PradypAnand Před 3 lety +301

    “Naked , on a scale and holding a bank statement “ .. lol totally cool

    • @PradypAnand
      @PradypAnand Před 2 lety +3

      @Chris Merck Totally … cause they “got “ women parts , it’s all “justified “ for them .

    • @MikesTropicalTech
      @MikesTropicalTech Před 2 lety +6

      And a set of dental x-rays!

  • @Allen-qd9yw
    @Allen-qd9yw Před 8 měsíci +158

    I'm just a very few weeks from 60, and can tell you younger guys, this cat is SPOT ON. But makes it comical and he does it clean. I appreciate that.

    • @deaw87
      @deaw87 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I just turned 60 in December, newly divorced, with a plantar fasciitis that just won’t heal! This guy is describing my life! 😅 I laughed out loud all the way through it. 😊

    • @Mspiggy375
      @Mspiggy375 Před 23 dny

      @@deaw87do physical therapy for that. I did and it’s fine now. I’m older than you. It’s actually a muscle in your calf that when massaged and stretched will give you relief. Don’t let them do surgery!

    • @deaw87
      @deaw87 Před 23 dny +1

      @@Mspiggy375 Thank you! The doctor doesn’t want to do surgery anyway because he doesn’t think it will help. Thanks for the idea of doing physical therapy. I never thought of that. It’s worth looking into. You’re so nice to reply!!

    • @PatrolOfficer161
      @PatrolOfficer161 Před 18 dny +1

      Just turned 71 and you ain't seen, felt or suffered anything yet! And your'e right, this act is spot on.

  • @PARoth2011
    @PARoth2011 Před rokem +162

    He is so funny he should have his own show. Non stop laughter!! He acts out his skits beautifully.

  • @whateverpsysaid7260
    @whateverpsysaid7260 Před 2 lety +805

    I'm 21, and this is the best piece i have watched in years. No profanity, no controversial concepts, it's clean all the way. And man i can't emphasize enough on the creative transitions.

    • @Bogancharisma
      @Bogancharisma Před 2 lety +12

      Comic genius Joey!

    • @margholtz
      @margholtz Před 2 lety +29

      LOL you will laugh a bit less when you actually reach 50 and find out how much truth is in this comedy routine. Laughing with a tear in my eye :"D

    • @QueenSloan
      @QueenSloan Před 2 lety +8

      How many years could u have been watching comedy?

    • @lifeintheshack2193
      @lifeintheshack2193 Před 2 lety +18

      Hard to be clean and funny, takes some talent for sure

    • @QueenSloan
      @QueenSloan Před 2 lety +12

      @@lifeintheshack2193 No its not. American comedians have gotten absolutely rediculas raunchy to the point its just disgusting and not even funny. No one wants the raunchy stuff. A female being raunchy is even worse. No ONE Wants that.

  • @becca5100
    @becca5100 Před 3 lety +776

    It's midnight, I'm 70, can't sleep, in pain, in tears - hysterical laughter!! Thank you💙

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 Před 3 lety +19

      Carol is that you ?

    • @mt5395
      @mt5395 Před 2 lety +3

      Same

    • @JohnLloydScharf
      @JohnLloydScharf Před 2 lety +1

      @Chris Merck That is a false expectation for someone who is 70. But, then, I have only been on one for 18 months and lost 50 pounds. Maybe it will get better.

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 Před 2 lety +11

      That’s awesome! I’m in pain all the time and am always searching for great standup. I hope you’re finding rest and relaxation ❤️🤟🏻

    • @becca5100
      @becca5100 Před 2 lety +11

      @@amazingsupergirl7125 here's to laughter, my best to you...!

  • @emilythesongbird2306
    @emilythesongbird2306 Před rokem +266

    Hilarious! I can totally relate. I’m 48 and single and wow, it is crazy dating world. You really cracked me up and created lightness around a somewhat scary scene. Awesome comedic talent!

    • @bill4632
      @bill4632 Před 11 měsíci +11

      I just turned 46. Dating now is difficult. lol....ughh.

    • @carlaaustin6054
      @carlaaustin6054 Před 8 měsíci +7

      You are right. Your family setting you up with a blind date. I'm 65 and trying to adjust to what men look like at this age.

    • @JustAnotherGamer1005
      @JustAnotherGamer1005 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I'm 40+ too (although people perceive me as being around 35) and dating is scary, although I don't think it has much to do with our age, then with the times we live in.

    • @beasthaven1571
      @beasthaven1571 Před 4 měsíci

      Got any scary stories to share?​@@JustAnotherGamer1005

    • @WilliamFluery
      @WilliamFluery Před měsícem

      Go to SE Asia…plenty of beautiful younger women interesting in foreign men.

  • @dianegoss7181
    @dianegoss7181 Před rokem +164

    You made me snort laugh! I'm 68, so just wait. You got a WHOLE LOT of new material coming your way! 😂

    • @cydkriletich6538
      @cydkriletich6538 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I’m 74, and do I agree! He thinks the night mouth guard is bad…wait until they tell him about sleep apnea and he gets a load of a CPAP machine! 😳😁

    • @rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416
      @rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416 Před měsícem +2

      Also he has the bathroom runs in the middle of the night !! So much fun 😂

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 Před 28 dny +2

      @dianegoss7181 When he imitates the guy shouting at him in the gym..."Do you have a special bracelet?" I laughed so hard. _Why_ do people - esp in the healthcare field - assume any/all of us er, venerable types are deaf, senile or both? 🙄Ouf, the taken-aback looks I get when I politely explain that I can hear and understand perfectly well, please do not shout at me. lol.

  • @graced188
    @graced188 Před 2 lety +345

    OMG I cried laughing my sister in law's name is Carol, over 40, newly divorced and a hairstylist! Thanks so much. It was a refreshing change from all the negativity in the world.

    • @brigettepiattoly344
      @brigettepiattoly344 Před 2 lety +19

      I think he is the funniest person I have ever heard in my life. Why does he not have movies and his own sit com. Funnier than Seinfeld or any of the late night shows.

    • @cherie6970
      @cherie6970 Před rokem +2

      @@brigettepiattoly344 - Yes, I wholeheartedly 👍 agree!🌲🌷

    • @seeleygirl6178
      @seeleygirl6178 Před rokem +5

      Stop! My crazy Carol friend is a hairstylist and single too.

    • @debbiecason5072
      @debbiecason5072 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Funny & handsome😊

  • @Estie917
    @Estie917 Před 3 lety +1366

    Joe, I'm about 20 years older than you, and am mostly very down, particularly due to covid 19, but you are so funny that I laughed harder than I have in a very long time. How can you ever top this set? Your material, your timing, everything is the best! Thanks so much for the gift of laughter!!!!!

    • @raybon7939
      @raybon7939 Před 3 lety +23

      if your born before 1975 they should cut us Ubi check and let us stay the heak home, washed up non essential middle age people going to work for what. no one wants us there we dont wanna be there . and worse this covid crap running around give us early whatever .....social security, ...stay home stay healthy,.

    • @somethinggood9267
      @somethinggood9267 Před 3 lety +25

      I pray you can find rest in God during this difficult time. He is whats kept me together. Laughing helps too. Much love. And you are beautiful by the way.

    • @kippyc98
      @kippyc98 Před 3 lety +28

      I had a note so good day yesterday (covid is killing our lives) but happened to click this early today. I think this is how I should start every day! The news kills! Turn it off.

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 Před 3 lety +13

      @@raybon7939 Are you kidding? I'd be terrified to leave it to the young punks who don't know what they're doing. People in my profession don't reach their peak until they're around 40.

    • @raybon7939
      @raybon7939 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jjohnston94 no man we have worked long enough. freeken Carter was the president for gods sake when some of us began. what the heak can be accomplished by forcing some guy over 50 to go to a job is he or she isnt essential.
      45 years ....is long enough.....weve done everything that has been asked of us,
      and everyone has done for us verything we have asked of.... them. so it was fair use.
      but what we got now isnt fair use. our bodies are beat up and we need to now take it easy and get ready to retire.
      cuase
      we are to old for this crap. so these kids have to learn sometime now... is a good a time as any.

  • @RS54321
    @RS54321 Před 6 měsíci +38

    'Carol's due for release in a few weeks!' had me rolling!! This is comedy.

  • @t28mcd
    @t28mcd Před rokem +110

    This will sound like I'm exaggerating but this is literally the funniest guy I have ever heard. 👍

  • @ketle369
    @ketle369 Před rokem +172

    “It’s you naked on a scale holding a bank statement” - no joke, that would be the most helpful dating information ever.

    • @mikska
      @mikska Před 5 měsíci +2

      Someone needs to start a dating site where it’s mandatory.

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 Před 3 lety +2590

    When you're 50, you're ready 'to cut a deal', but by the time you're 60, you're glad you didn't. You reach a state of serenity and acceptance. Which is a lot cheaper.

    • @janinealbrecht5985
      @janinealbrecht5985 Před 3 lety +105

      So true and no aggravation.

    • @Magnum-qw8su
      @Magnum-qw8su Před 3 lety +31

      And sane-er (reverend al sharpton word)🤣

    • @missshannonsunshine
      @missshannonsunshine Před 3 lety +76

      Wait til you’re 70

    • @keetrandling4530
      @keetrandling4530 Před 3 lety +24

      Amen!

    • @bipedalbob
      @bipedalbob Před 3 lety +180

      That was pretty much my time frame, by about 55 I just lost interest just wasn't worth it. Watching friends divorce, some over and over, screwed out of their homes, savings and pensions, supporting children that live on the otherwise of the country. And it's quiet and peacefull, if you make it to 60 you will be glad you did

  • @hughmarshall7148
    @hughmarshall7148 Před 6 měsíci +40

    It seems like a LOT of comics these days are trying to be edgy but it can just be so homogenous. This guy’s comedy is just well written with expert timing. New fan!

  • @kyleemerson
    @kyleemerson Před 9 měsíci +22

    This was 30 minutes of pure joy

  • @TylerBunchanumbers
    @TylerBunchanumbers Před 3 lety +1729

    More jokes per minute than any comedian I've seen. Great set.

    • @kyleoconnor7077
      @kyleoconnor7077 Před 3 lety +33

      And all great. Impressive

    • @andrewguillemette420
      @andrewguillemette420 Před 3 lety +14

      Haha its not as clean but check jimmy carr for jokes per minute

    • @steelman774
      @steelman774 Před 3 lety +23

      I thought he has a bit of a Robin Williams flair. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sofiafrazier81
      @sofiafrazier81 Před 3 lety +8

      check out the Mark Normand Out To Lunch comedy special one joke after another just like this one

    • @SidewaysY
      @SidewaysY Před 3 lety +8

      Try Mitch Hedburg. Awesome delivery, too. :-)

  • @vonjuergen
    @vonjuergen Před 3 lety +564

    Best gig I’ve seen on dry bar. This guy is so natural, impeccable timing

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 Před 3 lety +12

      Really funny. Starbucks, you wish. We’re meeting at the bank. The coffee is free.

    • @landdesigner4195
      @landdesigner4195 Před 3 lety

      Definitely!

    • @RobertDrlicka
      @RobertDrlicka Před 3 lety

      FABULOUS!! Finally real thoughtful clever comedy!!!

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 Před 3 lety +2

      “What about Carol? Carol’s due for release in a few weeks” 🤣 Don’t tell Karen, though; she’s a party pooper

    • @bunnielebowski2007
      @bunnielebowski2007 Před 3 lety

      @born2xlr8 yep he was funny early in his career and then lost it

  • @prodigaljess
    @prodigaljess Před 6 měsíci +33

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard watching a comedian! Pure GOLD! Thank you!

  • @Icanonlyimagn7891
    @Icanonlyimagn7891 Před 3 měsíci +32

    Hilarious! Great therapy session!
    Clean, no cussing, just great humor! ❤️☀️😂

  • @johnnycorvette389
    @johnnycorvette389 Před 3 lety +814

    Joe DeVito is hilarious! This guy is very polished, his act is very well done. This is about the cleanest funny act I've seen in many years, no profanity, this guy rocks!

    • @callmecordelia7181
      @callmecordelia7181 Před 3 lety +14

      Dry Bar Comedy has lots of comedians come on and they are either clean already or they clean up their act for Dry Bar.

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +43

      Thanks Johnny. It was a challenge to keep it this clean but I'm glad I did it!

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 3 lety +11

      He looks better looking IMO than he used to. Men generally do! I

    • @karinroberts4920
      @karinroberts4920 Před 3 lety

      @movingonandup773
      Ok 6th

    • @mnhealthadvocate2024
      @mnhealthadvocate2024 Před 3 lety +4

      @@devitorules LMAO- spot on !!

  • @vicstf8432
    @vicstf8432 Před 2 lety +390

    When I started watching, I was thinking this is going to be some mild comedy and it's fine. By the 12th minute mark I was laughing so hard I tore my plantaris tendon.

  • @karing8582
    @karing8582 Před rokem +64

    Have laughed tears the entire 35 min. Funny and intelligent at the same time. For everyone over 40 an absolute must to listen to. Great performance 🚀

  • @robertkay9871
    @robertkay9871 Před rokem +58

    Joe is one of the best naturally funny comedians out there. I just wish I could find more of his material.. 😂❤️

  • @dinglebat3388
    @dinglebat3388 Před rokem +312

    This is my kinda comedy. Hilarious! No filth, swearing. Pure gold. I am a fan

    • @paulfreitas368
      @paulfreitas368 Před rokem +7

      Proves you can be funny without being profane

    • @alcyonae
      @alcyonae Před 11 měsíci +1

      I mean, it was a tiny bit filthy

    • @noble604
      @noble604 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I agree. Nothing profane. I love it and this I can share.

  • @typ044
    @typ044 Před 3 lety +456

    "Just a picture of you naked, standing on a scale holding a bank statement" gold.

    • @LINDAOZAG
      @LINDAOZAG Před 3 lety +6

      A friend asked for his IRA information and told the group in front of him about it! He said that she was high maintenance.

    • @thebeachcomber4314
      @thebeachcomber4314 Před 3 lety +9

      YEP, the "mulch setting" on the nose trimmer, also pretty epic!

    • @katemorgan4690
      @katemorgan4690 Před 3 lety +4

      Can it be a paypal statement with an attached debit card?

    • @typ044
      @typ044 Před 3 lety +1

      @@katemorgan4690 mine would have to be an old bank statement and a checkbook

    • @jafuni9349
      @jafuni9349 Před 3 lety +2

      Golden!! And pretty much accurate. That should be everyone’s pic. He forgot that in the other hand, they should be holding up their ID. 😂

  • @candacebrasi
    @candacebrasi Před rokem +15

    “What about Carol?”….priceless! One of the best sets on this topic!😆🤣😆🤣

  • @neoblakkrstal9865
    @neoblakkrstal9865 Před rokem +34

    It just astounds me the amount of comedic talent I see on this channel. I keep wondering why I have never heard these people before. Another outstanding set. Couldn't stop laughing. Wonderful.

    • @TreasureDeal
      @TreasureDeal Před 5 měsíci

      Dry Bar is great entertainment 😂😅

  • @Sam-cp5zz
    @Sam-cp5zz Před rokem +383

    Extremely well written and delivered. No vulgar nonsense, just pure creativity.

  • @blogusvox
    @blogusvox Před 2 lety +634

    You know when most of the audience is over 40 and enjoying themselves - the laughter and coughing are simultaneous. 😂

  • @julievanhouten7816
    @julievanhouten7816 Před rokem +32

    I could not stop laughing at this man. I literally got stuck in the middle of laughing and crying at the same time. Good medicine!

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember Před 11 měsíci +28

    I've been watching too much news about politics and also too many true crime videos. Tonight I decided to look for something else, and somehow this Dry Bar episode popped up on my timeline. Thank goodness! I laughed so hard, and I realized it feels really, really good to laugh again. Thanks, Joe, you're terrific! ♥

    • @TreasureDeal
      @TreasureDeal Před 5 měsíci +1

      Me too. What a nice change up.

    • @desertsunset8025
      @desertsunset8025 Před měsícem

      I agree 💯 ! I had to stop watching the crime stories , because they are neverending . Best thing I ever did for my mental health and well being!

  • @empoweredsex
    @empoweredsex Před rokem +420

    I have been feeling down & tried meditation, a nap, affirmations and church today. Nothing helped. Then I stumbled on to this video & couldn't stop watching or laughing. Hilarious! Laughter is always the best medicine! Thank you Joe!

  • @grosoulietipie
    @grosoulietipie Před 3 lety +288

    Like Drybar comedy. Family friend. No cursing/profanity or "adult" content. This guy is great.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před 3 lety +4

      yep, good clean fun. i have a LOT of hours of watch time from Dry Bar

    • @davidschwab8981
      @davidschwab8981 Před 3 lety +6

      I like that you were able to comment positively on both the Dry Bar and Joe DeVito independently. They both deserve praise here.

    • @likearollingstone007
      @likearollingstone007 Před 3 lety +2

      Mormon comedy

    • @granmabern5283
      @granmabern5283 Před 3 lety +3

      Like a complete unknown / Like a rolling stone nope, it’s not specifically Mormon. The venue is owned by mormons, they get comedians from all over. They have to keep it clean while working Drybar

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Před 3 lety +1

      Granma Bern *mormon friendly comedy

  • @susanstancliff2937
    @susanstancliff2937 Před rokem +22

    Someone else said it too…… no cuss words, no trash talk, just real life takes on everyday stuff! So funny! Thank you!

  • @YeeHahKablaam
    @YeeHahKablaam Před 8 měsíci +8

    This dude is killing it!

  • @curiositydrawsme9180
    @curiositydrawsme9180 Před 3 lety +359

    Joe DeVito, you are a delight. I’m glad the CZcams algorithm made an offering of you unto me.

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +6

      Thanks, it's so weird when I end up in recommendations

    • @nighthiker8872
      @nighthiker8872 Před 3 lety +5

      @@devitorules You would be great, on the Price is Right, a knock out for the show, instead of a bad replacement.

  • @AlexisNexia45
    @AlexisNexia45 Před 3 lety +386

    I needed this laugh today, so bad. My 79 yo uncle just died from COVID & a bunch of other stuff. Didn’t think anything could make me smile, and I ended up cracking up!! Comedy is good therapy. Thank you💖

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 Před 3 lety +11

      So sorry for your loss. 🙏💐

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +22

      So sorry to hear that Janine. Glad I could help you feel better in some little way

    • @sunnydaysatl
      @sunnydaysatl Před 3 lety +3

      Sorry for your lost prayers to u n ur family

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash Před 3 lety +1

      Sorry for your loss. :(

    • @flawless1up
      @flawless1up Před 3 lety +1

      🤗 stay strong

  • @reneedevry4361
    @reneedevry4361 Před 11 měsíci +32

    This is absolutely hilarious. I am the type who usually sits dead pan through comedy routines with the occaisional chuckle. I laughed so hard during this whole skit. 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Joe.👍❤❤❤🥰🇨🇦

  • @dogloverjb6873
    @dogloverjb6873 Před rokem +27

    the most talented comedians are able to make people laugh with clean humour. I have watched so many videos on dry bar and he is by far the funniest.., !!!!

  • @lesliemccormick6527
    @lesliemccormick6527 Před 3 lety +240

    This guy is my male counterpart. When he said ..."a picture of you, naked on a scale, holding a bank statement..." I nearly did a spit-take with my tea.
    This man is funny, and in the good sort of way.
    More of him, please.

    • @SpookeyClown
      @SpookeyClown Před 3 lety +7

      It's totally true

    • @Holly-Berry
      @Holly-Berry Před 3 lety +6

      That was my favourite line too!

    • @desperatedave3573
      @desperatedave3573 Před 3 lety +7

      Im a 41 yr old single father.. and I laughed my arse off on that line too!! was EPIC!!!

  • @TheViolalove
    @TheViolalove Před 3 lety +562

    If I were 20 this may not be so funny but at 47 I’m crying 🤣

  • @missbealovesalbert8353
    @missbealovesalbert8353 Před rokem +37

    The best part of thrift store shopping is finding those things that most remind you of what you once had, but let go of. You are much more appreciative the second round! Just as with dating and knowing what to hang onto this time. Thrift store shopping is the best.

  • @tanyagreene5003
    @tanyagreene5003 Před 9 měsíci +15

    This cracks me up every time!!! It's funnier every year that I get older! Thank you!😂😂

  • @cynthiajohnson9412
    @cynthiajohnson9412 Před 3 lety +884

    Thank God, someone who's actually talking to people over 40. I thought the whole culture had completely sold out.

    • @timallen643
      @timallen643 Před 3 lety +24

      Thank you Cynthia or as the cultural posers say " You go girl". I will be 60 on July 24th & found it refreshing to hear his type of comedy. Unlike the self deprecating shock & awe comedy of so many others.

    • @bengrizzlyadams6187
      @bengrizzlyadams6187 Před 3 lety +9

      ok boomer!

    • @timallen643
      @timallen643 Před 3 lety +18

      @@bengrizzlyadams6187 Was that sarcasm or just a description? Like so millennial 😷😁🙊

    • @cynthiajohnson9412
      @cynthiajohnson9412 Před 3 lety +12

      @@bengrizzlyadams6187 :Up yours.

    • @bengrizzlyadams6187
      @bengrizzlyadams6187 Před 3 lety +4

      Cynthia Johnson lol just kidding jeez! See you sound like a grumpy old ma! :))

  • @rampar77
    @rampar77 Před rokem +325

    This guy was a non stopping laughing bomb, He was the best I have ever seen. I am 70 and I could identify what he said about dating.

  • @roseelley4470
    @roseelley4470 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Now us women need to see a skit like this about dating men over 40. 😂

  • @wednesdaywoe
    @wednesdaywoe Před 8 měsíci +8

    "Got a bill that said final notice... So that's a relief. " Ahahaha😂

  • @drazicmilosovic1065
    @drazicmilosovic1065 Před 3 lety +270

    “Im rupturing tendons that humans have evolved away from having!” I’m quite certain I’ve ruptured something laughing at this - very funny!

    • @markweise6142
      @markweise6142 Před 3 lety +5

      The Plantaris muscle is not vestigial. It allows you to stand on your toes or point your foot. The human body has no vestigial parts as commonly taught at one time. Evolutionist with their lack of knowledge would decree a part vestigial because they did not understand its function. Today we know all parts are designed to sever a function.

    • @alburnett75
      @alburnett75 Před 3 lety +2

      That's prob my fav joke in this one

    • @alburnett75
      @alburnett75 Před 3 lety +11

      @@markweise6142 dude this is stand up comedy, not a documentary

    • @loveeverybody2856
      @loveeverybody2856 Před 3 lety +1

      Watch Gage cattoni just launched his utube series show

    • @salonsavy6476
      @salonsavy6476 Před 3 lety

      I peed my pants 😂🤣

  • @onceinawhile7
    @onceinawhile7 Před 3 lety +580

    “Ever have a Russian tell you a joke? It’s just a scary story then they laugh at the end” lol

    • @Malchior_Rises
      @Malchior_Rises Před 3 lety +3

      hahaha

    • @anastasiafalcon4637
      @anastasiafalcon4637 Před 3 lety +38

      As a Russian... I confirm

    • @onceinawhile7
      @onceinawhile7 Před 3 lety +38

      In Russia my pregnant grandma went berry picking into the woods and returned with a baby. Apparently she went into labor and had the baby there all alone. cant get any more Russian than that 😅

    • @vonjuergen
      @vonjuergen Před 3 lety +3

      Russian bit starts at 14:07

    • @alonzomosley7
      @alonzomosley7 Před 3 lety +5

      The Romanians are the same LOL

  • @xcountryrunner9
    @xcountryrunner9 Před 10 měsíci +53

    This was the funniest comic I've seen in a long time. I laughed so hard for almost the whole thing. Just what I needed

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Před rokem +13

    This might be the funniest Dry Bar I have seen, I laughed so hard, I hurt my sides, tears in my eyes, and spit out my drink more than once! Brilliant comedian!

  • @fallguyful
    @fallguyful Před 3 lety +408

    Almost 60 and single for a long time. I can save this and laugh again because of short term memory loss.

    • @mesalouis8976
      @mesalouis8976 Před 3 lety

      What it’s like being 60? 👀

    • @marshallartz395
      @marshallartz395 Před 3 lety +31

      @@mesalouis8976:
      I’d tell you, but I’m 70 now and can’t remember. 👴🏻😀

    • @mesalouis8976
      @mesalouis8976 Před 3 lety +3

      @@marshallartz395 I’m afraid of getting older.😭

    • @TerraGenocide
      @TerraGenocide Před 3 lety +3

      I'll be there with ya soon, paul.

    • @jadedstar7442
      @jadedstar7442 Před 3 lety +2

      @@marshallartz395 You aged 10 years in 8 months?

  • @ebbette
    @ebbette Před 3 lety +596

    Too funny! However! 😁 At 45 I met and married a 32 year old. We started as just friends with zero intent on being anything more but things changed! That was 20 years ago and my now 53 year old hubby still loves his 66 year old wife! 😜😉

    • @coldhardtruth333
      @coldhardtruth333 Před 3 lety +37

      Count your blessings ..

    • @overcomer4226
      @overcomer4226 Před 3 lety +36

      I loved a man 14 years my junior. There is always hope.... God bless you both with many more years!

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +18

      Nice, congrats!

    • @jackiem9460
      @jackiem9460 Před 3 lety +28

      At 31 I married my husband who was 40. Age is but a number.

    • @wosborne5535
      @wosborne5535 Před 3 lety +17

      Is your husband Hugh Jackman?

  • @manleenkaur7942
    @manleenkaur7942 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Best half hour I had in a long long time. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @vonniegowing4566
    @vonniegowing4566 Před 7 měsíci +10

    My (retired) Husband and I have been watching a lot of stand-up recently...very good too...but we BOTH laughed all the way thru yours!! Love you on Gutfeld too😂😂 by the way... We are old enough to be your parents LOL

  • @twoeagledrones
    @twoeagledrones Před 2 lety +432

    Joe, you are at the top of the craft. Your writing and delivery is impeccable . Rarely do I hear a comics audience laugh non stop through a show. Brilliance Joe, pure brilliance.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Před 2 lety +14

      Agree. They are all good on dry bar but this guy is one of the best.

    • @pattygravs6354
      @pattygravs6354 Před 2 lety +8

      Perfect comment!

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Před 2 lety +5

      He really was excellent. True to life stuff that no one talks about. Fresh!

  • @kh485
    @kh485 Před 3 lety +548

    I’m middle aged and I can verify this man is telling the truth.

    • @lswilcoxon
      @lswilcoxon Před 3 lety +27

      I too am middle aged and I concur! The title caption peaked my interest..Im so glad it did. He is truthful and funny😂

    • @annecaulder9495
      @annecaulder9495 Před 3 lety +12

      Way too relatable! 🤣

    • @GuysGuitarGarage
      @GuysGuitarGarage Před 3 lety +10

      Glad we have your verification Gramps. Have fun at shuffleboard tonight. Wear your mask....Stay Safe :)

    • @kh485
      @kh485 Před 3 lety +11

      @@GuysGuitarGarage No mask for me, thanks. Just healthy lifestyle and boosted immunity from sunlight, exercise and a healthy diet. No meds, no fast food, and no extra fat for me. Can you say the same? Good luck.

    • @WeldingForJesus
      @WeldingForJesus Před 3 lety +4

      I'm sooo glad I stopped dating in my mid-30s!

  • @magentaorchids
    @magentaorchids Před 8 měsíci +7

    OMG this guy is truly gifted😂

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 Před 8 měsíci +6

    You can hear that he is *totally Italian!* He's short like our beloved Joe Pesci, and he even sounds like him too, lol.

  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 Před 3 lety +444

    Okay this guy wins; hilarious, great timing.

  • @erickamarsh3327
    @erickamarsh3327 Před 2 lety +640

    Finally! Clean humor! I was cracking up the whole way through. I love comedy minus the filth. Joe did a sensational job! Keep it coming.

    • @veronicaalleyne
      @veronicaalleyne Před 2 lety +19

      a little filth is good for the soul, keeps things in perspective

    • @gw6496
      @gw6496 Před 2 lety +11

      Just Don't date a karen!

    • @plutoplatters
      @plutoplatters Před 2 lety +7

      F yes !!!

    • @warrenpuckett4203
      @warrenpuckett4203 Před 2 lety +3

      When I was younger I had female companionship as long as I had PESOnality. Now those treasure seeking women are after me again. Not for the pesos.
      I am one of those silver haired men that did not wear himself out chasing pesos.
      I also don't have a handicapped license plate or window placard.

    • @busyrand
      @busyrand Před 2 lety +3

      As a Bob Saget fan... I understand where are coming from... But.... ....Happy virtue-signaling!!! In fact, you could start a group of Aristocrats that go around leaving comments like your original post while recovering from other sophisticated activities....

  • @cristolcarol9710
    @cristolcarol9710 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I laughed so hard, I pulled a rib muscle😂😂

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 Před 8 měsíci +6

    How lovely that his dad still reaches out to protect him when he's driving ❤

  • @robertdesmarais3821
    @robertdesmarais3821 Před 3 lety +273

    “I just turned 50, so I’m ready to cut a deal” I love that!!

  • @charmee4045
    @charmee4045 Před 2 lety +210

    Laughed out loud for the first time in years at a comedian. I am dating at 67 and this was the total truth. My aunt is dating at 80. She met a man "garlicguy" was his handle. He turned to her and said "you know what I am looking for" and she thought he was going to say "you" and he said, "a younger woman". She said to him, why would a younger woman date an 80 year old. He says "well look at Rod Stewart", talk about delusional........ so true.

  • @campland2880
    @campland2880 Před 7 měsíci +14

    I havent laughed that hard for a very long time. Thanks Joe! Great stuff.

  • @sherryvt61
    @sherryvt61 Před 8 měsíci +9

    He's freaking hilarious 😂

  • @loisenolp4746
    @loisenolp4746 Před 3 lety +687

    How is it I’ve never heard of this guy? He is hysterical!

    • @StudyCom
      @StudyCom Před 3 lety +5

      Lois Enolp Right?

    • @naturesmusic1171
      @naturesmusic1171 Před 3 lety +3

      Billions of people on this planet. you've heard of not more than 0.0000000000001% and probably never will

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Před 3 lety +14

      I know man my sides hurt.

    • @tnekkc
      @tnekkc Před 3 lety +8

      You don't watch FOXNEWS much

    • @itsxoc9833
      @itsxoc9833 Před 3 lety +6

      'Cause he is 50! Hahaha

  • @MrCrossIsBoss
    @MrCrossIsBoss Před 3 lety +725

    He needs a Netflix special.
    He’s good.

    • @Scottyboy2317
      @Scottyboy2317 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes, like a talent quest show for up and coming comedians

    • @ItsFlawlesss
      @ItsFlawlesss Před 3 lety +19

      He’s a white man, he’s not getting one 🤣

    • @starmessenger
      @starmessenger Před 3 lety +3

      I have Netflix and I think that's a superb idea!

    • @truthdweller3454
      @truthdweller3454 Před 3 lety +25

      He's not degenerate or "woke" enough for Netflix.

    • @letmetranslate4249
      @letmetranslate4249 Před 3 lety +2

      Netflix is mostly white woke males..

  • @jeanforrester4134
    @jeanforrester4134 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Devito is the funniest comedian I’ve watched in years and believe me that’s a lot of years. Thank-you! I’m in my 70s. Well, getting dangerously close to my 80s and I have not laughed so hard since I saw Louis Black perform some 20 years ago. laugh.🎉

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 Před 8 měsíci +5

    See you on Fox News. A difference between this humor and your being on Gutfeld. I do enjoy watching this. You are hilarious. I've watched it 3 or 4 times.

  • @ahocka
    @ahocka Před 3 lety +239

    My 84-year-old grandfather had 3 girlfriends crying at his funeral. I told him he has a better dating life than me in my 20's. ;)

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 3 lety +13

      Viagra: Your Welcome Gramps.

    • @Zygmunt-Zen
      @Zygmunt-Zen Před 3 lety +21

      That happens to be the ratio of women to men in his age demographic: 3 to 1. They are crying because they have to now share a new man 6 ways.

    • @heavyhaul8621
      @heavyhaul8621 Před 3 lety +4

      I’m 60 dating a 73 year old,,,, good good stuff.

    • @odious2000
      @odious2000 Před 3 lety +3

      @@DekkarJr You're as in "you are"

    • @TheCratsky
      @TheCratsky Před 3 lety +15

      Statistically, women generally outlive men by around 15 years so I'm not surprised he had women flock to him at his age. Men drop like flies past 70 so the pool of men for women also over 70 is very small.
      I work in statistics and I specialise in aged care data. Sad but true.

  • @seedofisrael1356
    @seedofisrael1356 Před 3 lety +404

    I was not expecting to laugh this hard, it’s my first time seeing him great set.

    • @harmony331000
      @harmony331000 Před 3 lety +4

      SOI same!

    • @gordanaluko5124
      @gordanaluko5124 Před 3 lety +3

      Same here...🤣🤣🤣

    • @1_viewer
      @1_viewer Před 3 lety +10

      Another same! Laughed so much I wheezed, cried and I was trying not to laugh (so my neighbor wouldn't hear me).

    • @marilynscarl2315
      @marilynscarl2315 Před 3 lety +4

      @@1_viewer DITTO DITTO DITTO
      Fantastic!!! Gonna look for more of his vids. HYSTERICAL!!!!
      He should become a household name.
      GREAT STUFF JOE!!!😆

    • @carolnichols2692
      @carolnichols2692 Před 3 lety +4

      Same here! Was very pleasantly surprised. And my name is Carol. Lol!

  • @jimmccauley9099
    @jimmccauley9099 Před rokem +26

    Just caught your set. It's rare to find a show that has me laughing from beginning to end. Killer job!

  • @jerseyjoyride1316
    @jerseyjoyride1316 Před rokem +7

    35 minutes?? I'll watch 5 for now. 35 minutes later..
    Great stuff, great delivery and he didn't force the jokes. Excellent. Thank You.

  • @caro1ns
    @caro1ns Před 3 lety +476

    Never heard of this guy before - he's VERY funny.

    • @juliemiller9760
      @juliemiller9760 Před 3 lety +12

      Greg Gutfeld has him as a guest on his Saturday night show.

    • @juliemiller9760
      @juliemiller9760 Před 3 lety +5

      Greg Gutfeld has him as a guest on his Saturday night show.

    • @ellavincipatton815
      @ellavincipatton815 Před 3 lety +8

      He’s on the Gutfeld Show quite often.

    • @boringopr4369
      @boringopr4369 Před 3 lety +2

      Me neither

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle Před 3 lety +5

      For real look for back episodes of the Greg Gutfeld show. Totally worth it

  • @rickmartin6817
    @rickmartin6817 Před 2 lety +373

    He tells one funny joke after another. I don't remember the last time I heard such fresh, original comedy. And it's all true.

  • @katecole6237
    @katecole6237 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I was laughing through the whole set, but when I got to the mouth guard, I had to stop and wipe the tears away. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

  • @Dominion-1
    @Dominion-1 Před 8 měsíci +7

    This dude is a funny guy straight bangers. Much success.😂😂😂

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 3 lety +162

    “‘Final notice’... So that’s a relief ” 🤣

    • @benjones7634
      @benjones7634 Před 3 lety +2

      That joke killed

    • @mommymineau
      @mommymineau Před 3 lety +2

      I'm still laughing 2 minutes later from that joke!

    • @londonrhodes2429
      @londonrhodes2429 Před 3 lety +3

      That was hilarious on Comic View 20 years ago. I did enjoy the special though.

  • @pppmanly
    @pppmanly Před 3 lety +473

    This guy is funny and charming...and looks great for his age. 😊

  • @keikomelvin
    @keikomelvin Před rokem +3

    Hi, 53 year old Norwegian here. Stumbled upon this by accident. MAN, what a great show! Best comedian and stand up show I have watched for a long, long time. Thanks :-)

  • @ih8pcsinboca
    @ih8pcsinboca Před 10 měsíci +5

    This guy is one of the best I've ever heard.

  • @1283Stevo
    @1283Stevo Před 3 lety +295

    I had no idea how funny he is. Holy crap I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks Stevo, this taping was a lot of fun

    • @1283Stevo
      @1283Stevo Před 3 lety +1

      @@devitorules can’t wait to take the wife to a live show. Btw love you on the Gutfeld show.

  • @jafuni9349
    @jafuni9349 Před 3 lety +94

    “I saw one dating profile pic with the Hindenburg exploding in the background.” I kid you not, I collapsed on my knees laughing when he did that joke. Brilliant!

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +11

      I'm known for my current references ;)

    • @jafuni9349
      @jafuni9349 Před 3 lety +6

      @@devitorules 😂 Ok, that's it. You are now in my official Top10 of favorite comedians. Can't wait for comedy clubs to reopen and for you to come to the Bay Area!!

  • @johnsolo4402
    @johnsolo4402 Před rokem +7

    I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched this. Thank you Joe and thank you for helping launch dry bar. You’re the best!

  • @famfactor3073
    @famfactor3073 Před 8 měsíci +5

    His comedy style play out like a movie!!! Expert level comedian right here!!! Joe Funny funny😂

  • @Starlightmystique
    @Starlightmystique Před 3 lety +278

    "Threw my back out, what was I doing? Rock climbing? Wrestling an alligator? I was putting in eye drops" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prorobo
      @prorobo Před 3 lety +1

      Starlight Readings Tarot you're hot.

    • @Starlightmystique
      @Starlightmystique Před 3 lety +1

      @@prorobo thank you so are you 😉

    • @prorobo
      @prorobo Před 3 lety

      Starlight Readings Tarot you don't even know what I look like! Want to go out with me?

    • @rowenaanderson3739
      @rowenaanderson3739 Před 3 lety +4

      I was looking for this comment because that joke made me cry. It was hilarious.

    • @devitorules
      @devitorules Před 3 lety +3

      They call that move "the widow maker"

  • @johnsavage1109
    @johnsavage1109 Před 3 lety +257

    Jesus Christ........ This video almost killed me. 70 years old and laughing so loud my Mrs went to another room. I am wearing ear buds so she could hear nothing but my maniacal laughing. Thank you so much, hope I can get to sleep.

    • @Jomarize123
      @Jomarize123 Před 3 lety +8

      Just a message from Jesus the Christ, He died for my and your sins and He really loves you

    • @pattihawks8514
      @pattihawks8514 Před 3 lety +4

      Marius Calitz
      Amen!

    • @pattihawks8514
      @pattihawks8514 Před 3 lety +5

      Jesus is coming back one day. Are you ready to meet Him? He has a sense of humor, so you don’t need to use His Name in vain. He loves to hear prayers, though. Give it a try. Prayers🙏

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol!!!

    • @shumeister1059
      @shumeister1059 Před 3 lety

      John Savage, can you watch comedy together?

  • @joyoussouls
    @joyoussouls Před 7 měsíci +7

    He’s hilarious 😂great writing

  • @freidajordan3497
    @freidajordan3497 Před rokem +51

    Laughed so hard tears ran down my face, almost p'd my pants. Best comedian I ever heard!!!

  • @barbaraj9027
    @barbaraj9027 Před 3 lety +243

    Funny, funny, funny
    And no 'F' bombs all over
    I laughed and laughed
    And I'm over 60

    • @kaohsiung99
      @kaohsiung99 Před 2 lety +6

      I can't recall him using a single curse word at all.... Great observation.

    • @7msjster
      @7msjster Před 2 lety +1

      That's true! And still hilarious!

    • @Joanla1954
      @Joanla1954 Před 2 lety +1

      Any potty mouth can do that sort of "comedy". It takes real talent to do it and keep it clean. Dry Bar is so nice, Joe is so funny!

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 Před 2 lety

      That's the thing I love about Dry Bar.

  • @pdcdesign9632
    @pdcdesign9632 Před 2 lety +186

    "My wallet is hypoglycemic. " I loved that line.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před 2 lety +5

      as someone who is hypoglycemic that lined had me 🤣🤣🤣 "sweet & lo"

    • @bingbongbang8895
      @bingbongbang8895 Před 2 lety

      @@id10t98. . .'Sweet and Low' That was hilarious!

    • @Dancestar1981
      @Dancestar1981 Před rokem

      It’s brilliant

  • @frankmilo4805
    @frankmilo4805 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Funny from cover to cover! Please Joe create your own TV show... we need it more than ever.

  • @JoeBlack540
    @JoeBlack540 Před rokem +9

    You naked on a scale holding a bank statement, this dude is hilarious 😂.