What Going to the Doctor Was Like 200 Years Ago - Joe Machi
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Original airdate: September 2, 2016
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I like how he unironically calls the audience “gang” it’s very substitute teacher-ish
I think ots just a Jewish white dude thing bc ben Shapiro does it too😂
Lmao😂 that takes me back
@@mouthy_maestrod2992 interesting. Do you know any more examples?
@@internet.pulp.tv. no?😂😂 idk. It was a joke anyways but Ben Shapiro is Jewish and he does say gang
Harland Williams is the OG of calling the crowd gang in standup
Hideously dark humor coming from a jarringly jolly face like a 19th century circus clown... I like this guy
😂😂😂😂😂😂 he does look like some freak show. BUT seriously I am soooo happy to know I am not THEE ONLY PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO THOUGHT he looks funny and to me he looks dead and his body was reanimated by some evil species
His eyes and lips look dead ASF
@@Sleazball_ he looks like Paul bearer
Jarringly jolly. I think this should be his tinder summary. :)
Hate to see what you would say about someone you don't like
I completely concur.
New drinking game: Take a shot every time Joe blinks.
Aftermath: Welcome to your new found sobriety.
LMAO 😂😂
He doesn't need to blink! HE SEES ALL
If you play that game with Jim Norton,you'll drown.
I literally googled his eyes before reading your comment to see if he had a thyroid condition or something
Hahahahahahaha
He's an adult Morty. Trauma and all.
@Prince Otter Channel2 wow, calm down lol
@Prince Otter Channel2 damn nigga chill fucks wrong wit you
im happy that so many people thought about the same thing
"We're having fun probably"
@Prince Otter Channel2 dang bro I didn't mean it as an insult
"Lots of idiots out there gang"
OrganicSoulJazz we need this on a T-shirt
Bruh I read this right as he said it 😭
U mean the LOI gang
OrganicSoulJazz I read this as he said it that’s scary
Perma-fraid
His laugh sounds Krusty the Klown from the Simpson's with the eyes of like a true murderer.
Stitch In Time… hey kids
I noticed that immediately it's fuckin unreal how creepy that laugh is
When he first did that laugh I replayed it so many times. It was great.
Good!
Hey Gang ! Guhoohaahaha
Joe is hilarious. I love watching him on Gutfeld.
"some of these are gonna be a little dark here gang, let's buckle the seatbelts" i love that lol
The serial killer undertones are a bit suspicious.
Very suspicious
HAHAH dude i was thinking the same thing! he seems extremely fascinated with serial killers.
Good cover. No ones ever caught any of the other serial killer comedians.
Yes! I was just thinking as I was laughing "wow these jokes are good but so dark! Oh god what if the comedian side is a front? Would I still laugh at this if he WAS a serial killer?" 😂😂
Ah ya think so
I love when his jokes bomb and he just barrels right through, total pro and shows how long he's been in the game.
Evilpimp indeed it is
Pandora's Box Of Stuff very good ol chap
dc999, you must be president of his fan club.
Mitch Hedberg did that a lot,
None of them were wasted on me. Stomach ache from laughing. Reminds me of Kevin Meany or John Pinette. Just flat out funny the second you look at him.
"all right gang, I'll cut to the chase: none of you are safe."
😂
I like how he tells his serial killer stuff while clearly looking for a potential accomplice in the audience.
“It’s a tambourine, Bob. This is embarrassing.”😂😂
I don't think any cupcake factory will cover for the expression in his eyes.
Well said
This man was a ventriloquist doll in a previous life. Specifically, the one from Goosebumps.
Nah, just a woman doing a very uncomfortable impersonation of a man
lmfao he was really testing the audience
Taste testing
Testy testy, 1, 2 & thr~wee!
That’s horse and buggy thinking!
That’s a chick
@@2okaycola no
He's pretty good. Creepy. But good. It went from innocent jokes to completely dark humor.
if you call this dark, you dont know comedy
@@skyluke9476 You don't actually know what dark humor is, do you?
The thing. . .
the cool thing......
The thing thing is, he went there,
& did that, *with* permission! How?
Majority RULZ! & the laughter don't lie.
@R J Calm down lmao, I've seen you say this on 5 comments now XD
That’s a 🐥
"That'll be 5 chickens sir"
The most underrated comedian ever, I love this guy.
"theres been a change in plans...." awesome delivery
Love him. He's so dark yet looks so wholesome.
Serial killers usually look like Joe.
"Bob! I can't play a song on this!"
absolutely destroyed me. i cried. A+
He reminds me of an overly excited Ralphie May. I like him.
Exactly this lol
ralphie may looked like an overly excited ralphie may
This guy aint no Ralphie May.
As a drummer I really appreciate that tambourine joke 😂❤️
As a drummer, you should know that playing a tambourine properly is no joke.
@@proto-geek248 well said Carpenter
"there has been a change of plans"
lmao
He's awesome. Always great when Gutfeld has him on.
Especially when he’s in the skits! So great!
Lol it's why im here. I wanted to see him in the wild cause he kills it in 20 sec spurts.
"Lots of idiots out there gang"
Because he's actually confessing to his murders with an insane look on his face laughing about it.
And everyone else laughs.
How are they not laughing harder? That horse cocaine bit was hilarious!
Never heard of this guy, yet his dark humor and really upbeat attitude made everything funnier. I NEED MORE NOWWW! (Also that laugh is fucking great!)
Why did he do the Krusty The Clown laugh so perfect?
Because he is deranged, which is the best part about him
5:29
I hate the growing amount of “story” comics who, when they get a Comedy Central or tonight show spot, just tell a dumb story.
I really love Joe Machi. It’s just joke, joke, joke, joke. No bs. And the topics are great.
He’d do well in the UK
Love him and Joe Devito when they’re on Gutfeld.
This guy is so underrated, his jokes just land better with a crowd with a dark sense of humor
So happy this showed up on my feed. Love Joe's style of comedy.
I love story telling comics like Dave Chappelle Seinfeld and George Carlin. I also love awkward comics like Joe. The way he smiles the whole time, tense body and then drops a dark one liner you’re not expecting is hysterical!!
I need a special from him, like you never know what he’s going to say lmaooo
Joe is awesome. He's what Morty would look like when he grows up.
his face lit up so much when he told jokes, it made me happy
He's honestly so freaking adorable in person
Joe goes from light to dark WAY to easily. And beautifully
Love his "villain laugh". 😂😂
I really enjoy this man's talent. We need laughter in this world.
I think I almost died. This is the single funniest bit I have seen in a loooong time. I had to pause it 2 minutes in to get ahold of myself.
I find it so cute when he calls the audience gang and honestly I wanna be part of the gang now
Love the way he calls the audience “gang” 😂
Tell me doesn't sound like a Rick and Morty character.
Looks and sounds like
That'll be five grapples..
This guy is so underrated, how is he not bigger than he is now
What is his rating?
What the hell was THAT?!? I’m afraid to laugh coz I think the dude really Does have a cupcake factory 😱
@Señor Payaso Naw, how can he murder you in your sleep if you know when he's coming?
I love Joe because I'm always 85% entertained and 15% disturbed that these things occur in his head 🤣.
😄😂😂
You have to appreciate Gilbert first
I have to laugh just looking at Joe Machi. He is so funny!😂
That burglar catchphrase got me 😂
Tig is starting to look really weird.
Damn you. I can't unsee it.
came here just to say this
Daniel Butler Media who is Tig?
@@benjamincox4211
Tig Notaro. Also, Google exists.
@@CamxCam. have you ever actually searched "Tig"?
How are you so sure Benny there didn't look himself? Only thing relevant to "Tig Notaro" is second last result.
The face and his expressions are priceless and then there are jokes too! Great comic. Love the face and expressions!
I've loved this guy since his start in comedy and now I love watching him on "Gutfeld!"
I love this guys look and demeanor it makes his jokes great XD
These jokes were so great.
They were wasted on this crowd.
Wow, an actual jester....and I mean that with absolute respect.
Lol has nobody heard of Joe before? People seem to be on phase one... The "he looks weird" phase.
First impression here: He just seems to have an open face unlike that of other male comics - threw me off as well, but from comments on the internet (did a bit of research), it just seems like this is how he's like, voice and all.
I’m wondering where the fuck I’ve seen him before
@@ceaser8999 He was on Last Comic Standing
Candace DeBoer yes. I saw his weird ass on last comic standing. Thank you
I thought he was one of those transgendereds
I wanted him to win Last Comic Standing. Glad to see he is still doing his thing. Love this guy.
Car Story yeah he was the best one by far that year, his problem was that everyone knew he was the best so they kept voting him into the bottom 2 so he had to keep using his good stuff. a lot of his stuff isn't tv suitable so he just plain ran out of material that was good enough to win.
He makes the guttfeld show for me love it when he's on
I know. I wish he were a permanent member of the show.
@@well-dressed-bird me too, love him!
4:05
THERES BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS....
GIVE ME THE GUNS..
AND THE CASH..
Joe Machi is great...and he looks like the Big Boy statue.
Maybe its partly the cannabis, but I laughed harder than I have in a long time at the cocaine horses bit. 😂🤣😪
I come back at least once every month to hear the "Burglar Jeff" catchphrase, I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a joke
Last comic standing still standing as funny as ever. his dry humor is Great & HILARIOUS
2:42 "I can't play a song on this." Haha!!
"How about never forget my breadsticks"
YESSSS! OG fans unite!!!!
He officially just made me a new fan of his dude is genuinely funny as hell 💯🤣😂on my granny kids
Channel surfing and came across this. I laughed throughout the whole thing. Awesome! I wasn't aware of him, but I'm glad I found him. Very unique talent with funny and cool material.
He is hilarious!! Had me fr LOL at my desk.
@Tom??
Absolutely brilliant!!! Keep on killing it!!!
That back of the head brick joke was gold. This dude is a gem.
His high pitched voice makes it so much better 😂😂😂👍🏻
Not enough testosterone yet. She'll get there
This is one of my top 3 favorite all time stand ups. Love this guy :P
I love Joe Machi! 🥰🤣
Dude this guy could be a serial killer with jokes! Cuz he had me DYING laughing! I really shed a tear lmmfao
I like how much we've seen this dude grow confidence wise. Like, I came he has footage from years ago (early 2010s), and he seems like a completely different person. Good for him
This guy is killing my insides hahaha
I absolutely love his jokes, his style of storytelling and probably most of all, that dark streak in his jokes.
Really hits the spot for me.
How the audience does not know when or how to laugh exactly, makes the whole thing even better.
Dude has balls.
Really big ones, as he says in his steroids-joke.
I believe him haha
He looks like a creepy, overly joyous mime, and he has a unique delivery and style. Love it
This is how humor and sarcasm works. It's dark on one hand yet that's what makes it funny and you know that it's just a joke.
"Bob, I can't play a song on this thing-it's a tambourine."
5:04 lmaoooo too happy the joke worked. A true comedian looked for the funny in such a gruesome thought.
TheYoung Cyrus reminds me a lot of Norm Macdonald where his smile is at the crowd’s negative faces rather than the positive reactions lol
You make me LOL for real! 🤣
Thanks, Greg Gutfeld!
I like that you went there... again and again.
“There’s been a change in plans, give me the guns and the cash” 💰 😭💀
The inspiration from Gilbert Godfried is apparent, and his own charisma takes it and knocks it out the park. Amazing.
you got it!
I’m mr meeseeks look at me
Is that really the voice actor?
@@j.fragoso7451 yes
Wrong........Justin Roiland co-creator of Rick and Morty is the voice of Mr Meeseeks. Just Saying. Google it if you don't believe me.
Jesus this guy is the king. Please give him at least a few specials
The algorithm doesn’t get everything right but every once in awhile it gives me a jewel.
5:28
I replayed that laugh so many times
That's Krusty's laugh on The Simpsons.
He was the best thing about last comic standing
PLEASE CAST THIS GUY IN A JOKER MOVIE. Paint his face white, give em a purple suit and a "BANG!" gun and youve got your next Mr. J
Hahaha I remember that Tambourine Man joke was similar to an old John Branyan closer from Bananas
"T-kaa Shooka T-kaa shooka... 'Sing Along everyone!' TKAA SHOOKA TKAA SHOOKA"
Lol he's not even that dark. But laughed more at the crowd being so awkward
He's smiling and frowning at the same time
Huge fan from Germany. I love him so much
Joe Macchi is favorite comedian
What's sadder than 1 baby in a dumpster? 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
Edward Ram I should feel bad for laughing at this, but I don’t good one 👍🏾
Oh shit that’s horrible but so funny Hahahaha
FBI OPEN UP
I was just wondering where the dead baby jokes went!
Okay this guy is a modern genius
The guns and cash joke was comedic gold.
That Burglar Jeff bit was hilarious. Lmao
Omg! I ALWAYS make serial killer jokes😂😂😂 I died when I saw this. Awesome job, man!!!👍👍👍🤘🤘🤘
If you actually see a man on that stage..... You are blind!
You younger sheep are so used to beta males that you cannot tell them apart from women. This supposed comedian is a woman.
@@CAMAROZSS well, he goes by Joe and looks and dresses like a man, so no matter what, he's a man. Either way, who cares? It's about the comedy. Lighten up, plz
@@CAMAROZSS met him in person twice and he is definitely a dude. You're just jealous bc the guy with the high pitched voice is more talented than you 😂