How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh

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  • Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @KipperSkipp
    @KipperSkipp Před 4 lety +4040

    As a person from Kansas I can confirm we have no internet.

    • @youtubeaddictive7429
      @youtubeaddictive7429 Před 4 lety +66

      KipperSkipp how you watching this dang video than?

    • @KipperSkipp
      @KipperSkipp Před 4 lety +270

      @@youtubeaddictive7429 magic

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 Před 4 lety +160

      KipperSkipp yeehaw dust

    • @briguy459
      @briguy459 Před 4 lety +38

      Did you snail mail this to someone in MO & they had to go to the library to post it for you?

    • @janetmiller2160
      @janetmiller2160 Před 4 lety +11

      😉 I live right next door to Kansas. Not long ago this county had spots with no cell phone signal.
      The West is different, tG.

  • @californiarollwithramensea8220
    @californiarollwithramensea8220 Před 4 lety +18310

    This whole skit has aged incredibly well.

    • @todo8328
      @todo8328 Před 3 lety +592

      No... it’s just that nothing has changed.

    • @cochisenahuh7939
      @cochisenahuh7939 Před 3 lety +134

      @@todo8328 ouch meh truth hurts!!!

    • @mndeg
      @mndeg Před 3 lety +116

      Not at all. He referenced a lie about foxconn. The suicide rate there is lower than the avg of US cities. It was all just US propaganda. This is just more of the same. Virtual signaling about black people and racism against Asians.

    • @ogaje4944
      @ogaje4944 Před 3 lety +407

      mndeg nah it’s actually stand up comedy boss. Don’t take it too seriously sped boy.

    • @xavieral-belletah1959
      @xavieral-belletah1959 Před 3 lety +5

      Ogaje ONG

  • @bentoomet8805
    @bentoomet8805 Před 5 měsíci +172

    This is one of the best specials ever. Literally non-stop, every single sentence is it’s own joke. True talent.

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Definitely, amazing.

  • @tpearl9976
    @tpearl9976 Před 2 lety +181

    Tosh needs to do another stand up, the world needs his dark humor more than ever right now

    • @savage_the_wild
      @savage_the_wild Před rokem +5

      He's letting 2022 write his material for him 🤣

    • @ryanboughton3577
      @ryanboughton3577 Před měsícem

      He has an awesome pod now

    • @tbaxter07
      @tbaxter07 Před 20 dny

      ​​@@ryanboughton3577Hes also touring right now. I just attended one of his (sold out) shows in California and he was absolutely hilarious. It was genuinely one of his funniest stand ups he's ever done. The guy just oozes comedy. He truly does have a talent. Some comedians are funny because they tell funny jokes. Tosh is funny because he's genuinely a hilarious person who can just talk for 90 minutes and be funny the entire time. There's a select few comedians who are actually funny people on and off the stage. Tosh and Bill burr are at the top of that list.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Před 3 dny

      Completely agree, but the white liberals who are offended by everything would never let that happen.

  • @nickthenang
    @nickthenang Před 3 lety +9586

    Tosh doesn’t do stand up , he just talks to himself on stage for an hour (and it’s hilarious)

    • @mynameiskurpesh4287
      @mynameiskurpesh4287 Před 3 lety +68

      And it’s amazing

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Před 3 lety +42

      Nick Carey
      That’s what stand-up IS.

    • @darrkstarg
      @darrkstarg Před 3 lety +5

      Right... so that whole audience wasn't laughing their asses off the whole time. Nick, that doesn't make any sense at all..... you jealous much?

    • @junkboxhero4825
      @junkboxhero4825 Před 3 lety

      Oh, it's that easy, huh? Why don't you do it, post it too so we can all laugh at you (while you fail, lol).

    • @Julie-jq1sy
      @Julie-jq1sy Před 3 lety +7

      He does sound like he's just talking to himself, but he's just reading the audience to see if descent jokes will work. He's OK for a comedian. When you hit around age 30 or less, you've probably heard all this stuff before. Even at parties. Or a slow day at work. There are way funnier comics.

  • @Fearless3773
    @Fearless3773 Před 3 lety +4103

    “I didn’t get here because I worked hard, I have a gift from God.”

    • @Vinkie
      @Vinkie Před 3 lety +57

      Good ol' American Exceptionalism...

    • @lastplayer5838
      @lastplayer5838 Před 3 lety +48

      Yeah we all watched the video

    • @itsgrey8135
      @itsgrey8135 Před 3 lety +18

      Sums up my "Art" and why I hate every fucking piece of paper I doodle on

    • @maxdurk4624
      @maxdurk4624 Před 3 lety +10

      I like how you know he's not kidding either lmao

    • @maxdurk4624
      @maxdurk4624 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Vinkie He's talking about himself, not the country lol. I question whether you watched the video

  • @nthomas87
    @nthomas87 Před 2 lety +928

    I’m always surprised that Tosh is never brought up on top comedian lists. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get into the public eye much that he’s overlooked. His specials easily stand up to every other overpriced production.

    • @duckjab1117
      @duckjab1117 Před 2 lety +32

      He literally had a show that Comedy Central milked to death.
      the reason he never lasted is because he only focuses on offensive and racial comedy.
      It got old after about 2 years.

    • @robertarnott3210
      @robertarnott3210 Před 2 lety +18

      @@duckjab1117 what was offensive about this?

    • @duckjab1117
      @duckjab1117 Před 2 lety +6

      @@robertarnott3210 wasn’t really referring to this bit, was more talking about his show

    • @animalsmistakenformonsters1492
      @animalsmistakenformonsters1492 Před 2 lety +14

      @@duckjab1117 You literally said he only focuses on those things.

    • @jigglypuff3311
      @jigglypuff3311 Před 2 lety +15

      @@duckjab1117 the comment is referring to his standup, not his tv show. Read THEN type, ya?

  • @PuntItPoker
    @PuntItPoker Před rokem +16

    After watching standup for a while, i can confidently say this is one of the best sets ive watched

  • @hodlwise2470
    @hodlwise2470 Před 4 lety +2894

    "You start hearing a couple of yeehaws, trouble's a brewing...." LMFAO

  • @foxfiresidechats5227
    @foxfiresidechats5227 Před 3 lety +3234

    “There’s a fine between sarcasm and “oo this feels like a rally” “

  • @Xarxes968
    @Xarxes968 Před 2 lety +6

    This hits so many amazing points so perfectly and so fast in the first 5 and a half minutes.... I've seen this performance before at least three times but like so many things it is more relevant now than ever.

  • @gagedeskeere9546
    @gagedeskeere9546 Před 2 lety +10

    “Maybe you should be locked up for 6 months” is extremely underrated, the audience didn’t even catch it

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo Před 3 lety +1470

    “Sorry boss, just needed some fresh air” 😆😆

    • @troythatcher4673
      @troythatcher4673 Před 3 lety +1

      That the only thing I even smirked at

    • @b.escobar2061
      @b.escobar2061 Před 3 lety +23

      @@troythatcher4673 sucks to be you then..😐

    • @368carameldelux
      @368carameldelux Před 3 lety +16

      Back to making Americans more stuff, you've got it!! 🤣🤣

    • @HolyToledo
      @HolyToledo Před 3 lety

      @@368carameldelux baahahahahahahaha

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 2 lety +7

      @B.escobar20
      People like that are odd.
      "Look at me! I'm less easily amused than others!"
      As if they think it reflects well on them.

  • @munyumbamutwale2985
    @munyumbamutwale2985 Před 4 lety +4810

    as a black man I will, 100%, say the Slavery Joke was hilarious.

  • @lucidlizard13
    @lucidlizard13 Před rokem +179

    He's too good at feigning apathy. His empathy bleeds through subtly. He seems to be expressing a deeper sincerity in a very sarcastic way that most people probably don't catch.

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio Před rokem +12

      Yes, there is a huge difference between the offensive jokes of bill burr, and the offensive jokes of Tosh. Tosh always, always punches from below.

    • @maxverstappen2713
      @maxverstappen2713 Před rokem +3

      @@apothecurio Bill Burr's jokes are offensive now?

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio Před rokem +10

      @@maxverstappen2713 I've watched a good bit of him and he just gives off a "old man yells about things he doesn't understand". It's really popular with people who are bad at understanding things.

    • @davidgreenberg4761
      @davidgreenberg4761 Před rokem +11

      @@apothecurio it’s also really popular with people who like comedy

    • @kingBing101
      @kingBing101 Před rokem +1

      @@maxverstappen2713he just makes jokes for people who don’t understand most things

  • @sarahhayes9906
    @sarahhayes9906 Před rokem +37

    Daniel Tosh is a living legend. Not EVERYONE can pull his jokes off. Lol

  • @jhonsmith3056
    @jhonsmith3056 Před 3 lety +1548

    “ You start hearing a couple yeehaws troubles abrewing “

    • @kraze4kicks822
      @kraze4kicks822 Před 3 lety +8

      Tru

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 Před 3 lety +22

      I'm from Nebraska. 100% accurate.

    • @chriswiggins1679
      @chriswiggins1679 Před 3 lety +16

      From Alabama 1000% right.

    • @chrisiviv9098
      @chrisiviv9098 Před 3 lety +2

      Yee Haw!!!!

    • @Nytephyre
      @Nytephyre Před 3 lety +17

      Lol nah. That just means you're around kind people. It's when you hear BLM that you should worry. They're still out there beating people and destroying things.

  • @slopper
    @slopper Před 4 lety +8863

    Daniel, Trey, and Matt must have back problems from carrying Comedy Central for so many years

    • @Jason_Van_Stone
      @Jason_Van_Stone Před 4 lety +11

      🤣🤣

    • @imtrying2969
      @imtrying2969 Před 4 lety +42

      You can hardly consider carrying something downhill "work."
      I, however, have a neck problem trying to avoid the fuckers whenever they pop up on tv.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 Před 4 lety +45

      @@sp2817 - the only good shit was: John Stewart, Colbert Report and South Park. The rest was always bullshit.

    • @lzamora470
      @lzamora470 Před 4 lety +80

      @@jaydavids6485 chapelle show mind of mencia

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 Před 4 lety +24

      @@lzamora470 overrated. But Chappelle got better over time

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 Před 2 lety +44

    One of his very first standups is still hilarious today. He is truly a G.O.A.T

  • @jasonavina8135
    @jasonavina8135 Před rokem +13

    Arguably the best comedian of the 2010's.

  • @jobordonaro6665
    @jobordonaro6665 Před 4 lety +977

    "There's a fine line between appreciating the sarcasm and oooo this feels like a rally"

  • @Dehmitz
    @Dehmitz Před 4 lety +448

    2:38 I roll my eyes when the media interviews someone accused of a crime, and the person says, "But he was such a good neighbor." The standard for being a good neighbor is pretty low.

    • @LadyPinkster
      @LadyPinkster Před 4 lety +2

      @@derekdlick2516 LMFAO, I spit out my drink

    • @rickt9569
      @rickt9569 Před 4 lety +8

      I have been living in my house for ten years and never spoken to any neighbor...i would be a horrible interviewee

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 Před 4 lety +8

      While I believe all people are capable of all things if driven to it, yeah the neighbor standard is low. His dog didn't crap on my lawn, he took down his Xmas decorations by mid January, he took in his garbage cans...

    • @normdeplume9806
      @normdeplume9806 Před 4 lety +3

      @Troy E That tends to be one of the reasons serial killers get away with it for so long.
      Then there's the people who suddenly 'snap' and shoot up their coworkers one day. They're usually good neighbors until they 'snap'.

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy Před 4 lety +2

      You're taking that joke way too seriously. In "real life", I take the point being many of us are totally isolated from neighbors and don't know them at all. Also psychpaths specifically work at being polite and likeable, specifically so they can hurt targets and get away with it. Back to the joke, he uses his own mother as an example, for goodness sake! I don't think he was making serious social commentary here.

  • @JoelBebo
    @JoelBebo Před rokem +2

    How have I never seen Daniel’s standup until now? This guys is so naturally funny!

  • @ahjort100
    @ahjort100 Před 2 lety +3

    "Sorry boss, just needed some fresh air!" 😄🤣😂

  • @zackspillane7257
    @zackspillane7257 Před 4 lety +1017

    This is from his special "People Pleaser" in 2015 for anyone wondering. Whole thing is gold

    • @suithegodd4108
      @suithegodd4108 Před 4 lety +2

      they are kinda changed a little

    • @sdude009
      @sdude009 Před 4 lety +3

      TY! I was wondering.

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 Před 4 lety +8

      I was pleasantly surprised. I had gotten sick of him from Tosh.0 but this standup convinced me otherwise.

    • @jessicaa138
      @jessicaa138 Před 4 lety +1

      Where can we find it ? I tried looking for the whole thing on here but couldnt find it.

    • @RobbyBoy167
      @RobbyBoy167 Před 4 lety +1

      searched the comments for this. Thanks so much man

  • @Lilyyloll
    @Lilyyloll Před 4 lety +1069

    "there's a fine line between sarcasm an a ralley" felt that

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- Před 4 lety +25

      Payt Heff honestly that was one of the most carefully crafted bits I’ve seen tosh do
      Let’s also consider we can be quite sure that audience isn’t majority African American
      Especially not in San Francisco where this was probably filmed

    • @Lilyyloll
      @Lilyyloll Před 4 lety +6

      PatRiot i want more like minded individuals in my life... will give me reason to stop cutting myself

    • @fabrizi7362
      @fabrizi7362 Před 4 lety +2

      Payt Heff 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ you are a loser. Carry on

    • @sweetdezzy100
      @sweetdezzy100 Před 4 lety +1

      @Hater Oftheleft are you a english teacher

    • @sweetdezzy100
      @sweetdezzy100 Před 4 lety +1

      @Hater Oftheleft loser

  • @nicolebogda1482
    @nicolebogda1482 Před 2 lety +7

    Simply timeless~ Tosh is such an amazing comedian, I hope he never pulls his “punches”- because honesty makes the best comedy!

  • @strubelig
    @strubelig Před rokem +7

    7:39 "I didn't get here because I work hard. I have a gift from God." 😂😂😂😂

  • @paultrigger3798
    @paultrigger3798 Před 4 lety +1884

    Not only is this top-tier writing but some of these jokes require perfect delivery to pull it off

    • @leq6992
      @leq6992 Před 4 lety +129

      That's what's insane about top tier comics. I can be pretty witty and decently funny, but I can barely get through a lazy conversation with my wife sometimes without misspeaking or transposing words lol. To be able to pull off these jokes in front of thousands of people, with perfect timing, delivery, and not a single misstep in speech is mind boggling.

    • @despa2336
      @despa2336 Před 4 lety +83

      You're profile picture definitely made me think there was a hair on my screen. Idk if that was intended, but good job to you sir

    • @BmHabib017
      @BmHabib017 Před 4 lety +30

      I fell for your profile picture

    • @paulchristman2456
      @paulchristman2456 Před 4 lety

      Paul Trigger
      One can hear examples of "top tier writing" such as this while standing in the check out line at a 7-11. Heterosexual male humour is about as funny as dysentery or war.

    • @paultrigger3798
      @paultrigger3798 Před 4 lety +46

      @@paulchristman2456 lol isn't there an echo chamber subreddit you should be on right now?

  • @connormars3473
    @connormars3473 Před 3 lety +2750

    This is great. He picks on EVERYONE, equal discrimination.

    • @Kay0Bot
      @Kay0Bot Před 3 lety +30

      Eh I am fine when comedians picks on one race.

    • @vallov4188
      @vallov4188 Před 3 lety +37

      This with making fun of their own just a bit more is how I know it is light-hearted and done right.

    • @gondor532
      @gondor532 Před 3 lety +20

      idk, he seems quite self hating

    • @augustbaptiste9001
      @augustbaptiste9001 Před 3 lety +7

      The point the ending joke is making fun of white people.

    • @James6923.
      @James6923. Před 3 lety

      @conner mausolf Dude, you have the same exact last name as my best friend! Crazy 😎😁

  • @KHN.RVA.28
    @KHN.RVA.28 Před 2 lety +3

    The fact this is still relevant and he's not bein Cancelled or wasn't is showing how great the delivery is

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost Před rokem +18

    This might be a wild take, and many may disagree with me, but I kinda think Tosh is the closest thing this generation has to Carlin. He'll take on a serious bit, deconstruct it, criticize it, make a point, and all of it will be funny.

    • @aaronmock6157
      @aaronmock6157 Před rokem +2

      Bill Burr as well.

    • @RASTEAL
      @RASTEAL Před rokem +1

      George Carlin was a ground breaking one of a kind first that set a specific comedic genera that all stand up comics after him study. It's easy to see the influence. Rodney Dangerfield was another one. Robin Williams. Sam Kinison.

  • @RoDawGx13
    @RoDawGx13 Před 4 lety +920

    His delivery is ridiculous. Very underrated stand up

    • @sircharlescv
      @sircharlescv Před 4 lety +32

      Underrated ? He's been dominating comedy for 10 years !

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause Před 4 lety +6

      He might make the Rushmore of comedy by the end of his career 🤞 no "me too" event and he's gonna make history 🤞

    • @domtron8873
      @domtron8873 Před 4 lety +6

      Are you fucking 16? Daniel has been a master stand up for longer than you've been alive little man. Yo mama's teat is getting dry...better go back to her room and hang off that red nub before she gets worried about cha!

    • @rayvyn15
      @rayvyn15 Před 4 lety +4

      @@domtron8873 awhhhh youre stupid , thats cute

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful Před 4 lety +14

      These guys don't understand what underrated means.
      How often do you hear people talk about Tosh as a comedian vs Chapelle, Rogan, Louis CK, Kevin Hart? I never do.
      Him having a succesful career has nothing to do with it.

  • @InterventionBeast420
    @InterventionBeast420 Před 4 lety +4631

    "It's been 22 days since our last horrible thing". Well, this hasn't aged well.

    • @bio9leader60
      @bio9leader60 Před 4 lety +49

      School is CANCELLED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      CORONA

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 Před 4 lety +6

      Less than that

    • @sephyowns
      @sephyowns Před 4 lety +39

      @@bio9leader60 Were you just trying to tell everyone that you're a teenager?

    • @commanderjor4043
      @commanderjor4043 Před 4 lety +10

      @@sephyowns colleges are closed as well lmao

    • @sephyowns
      @sephyowns Před 4 lety +28

      @@commanderjor4043 A college kid would say "Classes" are cancelled, not school.

  • @davidwalsh9547
    @davidwalsh9547 Před 2 lety +5

    Nails life to-a-'T'.....every time, so relatable. Love the "hush-hush" topics no one is suppose to talk about, but he sheds light on. Like THE-MAN Dave Chapelle!!! LEGENDS!!!

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 Před 5 měsíci +2

    6:00 I've seen this so many times and I'm still dying at the punch line

  • @springroll58
    @springroll58 Před 3 lety +2612

    In my humble opinion, I think this is one of the greatest standup sets of the decade

    • @braedenwilliams6339
      @braedenwilliams6339 Před 3 lety +53

      Absolute GOLD. The way he seamlessly eviscerates the abundance of mind numbing, ridiculous naivete present in our social constructs- all while remaining confident as ever is much needed-
      It takes a superb emotional IQ to perfectly articulate what every rational person is already thinking on a daily basis.. Genius

    • @j-wei4603
      @j-wei4603 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pervyboy69 2nd fiddle to Daniel but Caligula was flames

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 Před 3 lety +2

      Bet I know who you voted for

    • @springroll58
      @springroll58 Před 3 lety +4

      @@drew7155 who?

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 Před 3 lety +1

      @@springroll58 who did you vote for? I'll let you know if I was correct 😉

  • @aaronlevy6054
    @aaronlevy6054 Před 3 lety +2555

    I met Daniel Tosh once, at a club on Melrose, he was overtly human.

    • @simcraft9060
      @simcraft9060 Před 3 lety +66

      @Flenif2247 And the rest we will never know...

    • @malibucomic2167
      @malibucomic2167 Před 3 lety +2

      Which club?

    • @aaronlevy6054
      @aaronlevy6054 Před 3 lety +124

      @@malibucomic2167 a restaurant/bar at the corner of Melrose and I think Alta Vista, not a dedicated comedy club but they had a comedy night at least back in 2014 when I met Tosh, I used to go to the improv every Wednesday and met so many talented stand-ups but Tosh I met down the street. I asked him why he shifted his style so much from his earliest standup to his show, and he told me that if he did the content that way the audience would eat him alive, smart man 😎

    • @malibucomic2167
      @malibucomic2167 Před 3 lety +10

      Aaron Levy cool thanks man, you still do comedy? I mean prior to covid obviously and plan to after?

    • @Pepilepsy
      @Pepilepsy Před 3 lety +58

      I've read he is just a fantastic and kind person. On his shows, he was always so generous to his guests no matter who it was. Paints a picture of who he is compared to some others.

  • @nathanielkrause4191
    @nathanielkrause4191 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I loved his work with The Wailers, and now this is even better.

  • @VaSTI_97
    @VaSTI_97 Před rokem +20

    Tosh didn’t get enough credit for stand up this is hysterical

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 Před 4 lety +240

    The best comedians are the ones who have deepest insights, know so much of what the average person think is totally off, and can't help but joke about it to themselves and everyone in order to cope.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole Před 4 lety +8

      @FirstName Last The series when he created to "mock people"....is excellent! Mockery is instinctual human behavior. It must be. And this guy fakking excels at it.
      More mockery!!!

    • @Lalaland.001
      @Lalaland.001 Před 4 lety +7

      @FirstName Last You can't really bring that up as an argument at all. Since you can't argue about taste, that's why. To each his/her own. Live and let live and fuck your opinion tell it to someone who cares, get it. Sarcasm and stuffz. If you don't enjoy it, why are you here, to spam the comment section with your personal opinion, no one actually gives a shit about, the next video is one click away. Have a good one buddy welcome to the real world.

    • @trublu3483
      @trublu3483 Před 4 lety

      Henry Ford was was extremely uneducated but he said something like this: I have a row of electronic buttons on my desk that I can press at anytime to get a person who knows the subject to answer my questions on anything i may not know.
      Daniel may be an imbesile, but he has certainly made a bigger impact on the world than you or me; made a pretty penny too, I'm sure.

  • @andycockrum1212
    @andycockrum1212 Před 4 lety +2442

    Damn, haven’t seen tosh in forever. This shit is hilarious

    • @iamjamesmix
      @iamjamesmix Před 4 lety +27

      This special was from like 2 years ago.

    • @40krocks21
      @40krocks21 Před 4 lety +7

      The special is called people pleaser and people have uploaded it on CZcams(you may need have to speed it up to 1.5 or something but it’s still good) or on Spotify!
      But ya this special is great!

    • @iamjamesmix
      @iamjamesmix Před 4 lety +1

      @@40krocks21 People please! People...please! People please. People please?
      People, please, it's called People Pleaser.

    • @40krocks21
      @40krocks21 Před 4 lety

      Brick Frog Mix ha whoops didn’t realize I missed the r. Thanks for the correction:)

    • @iamjamesmix
      @iamjamesmix Před 4 lety

      @@40krocks21 There are a lot of different ways to change the meaning of people please. haha, just having fun.

  • @johntotten7764
    @johntotten7764 Před 2 lety +4

    I swear this skit ages like wine it's even more hilarious now 😂

  • @ddriscoll858
    @ddriscoll858 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the best stand up clips ever lmao whole time

  • @jootai
    @jootai Před 3 lety +1052

    Tosh being overlooked as a comedian, but he's clearly one of the best

  • @sterlingsilver5937
    @sterlingsilver5937 Před 4 lety +378

    *"Sorry Boss: just needed some fresh air."* 💀

  • @NordicThizzin69
    @NordicThizzin69 Před 9 měsíci

    Whole set is amazing. Bless him.

  • @JTHICKS15
    @JTHICKS15 Před 2 lety +1

    Best comedian . Love his material and delivery.

  • @TheAdamHawk
    @TheAdamHawk Před 3 lety +913

    Tosh's stand up is pretty underrated. I know he's been around a while but his show being so hit or miss outshines his better bits.

    • @Algormortis9
      @Algormortis9 Před 3 lety

      I was thinking this exactly!

    • @youmadbro7733
      @youmadbro7733 Před 3 lety

      I went to Vegas a couple years ago and he was doing a show there at the time. Damn tickets were $145 each so I passed.

    • @dudeman5166
      @dudeman5166 Před 3 lety +10

      well he is white so hes not promoted at all. You have to look like kevin hart or chris rock to get any recognition these days.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Před 3 lety +23

      Wtf are you on about? Daniel Tosh has some of the highest rated comedy specials. He's not underrated, you ass.

    • @jamsess19
      @jamsess19 Před 3 lety +40

      @@dudeman5166 Yea white people really are suffering right now. I don't know any white comics. I mean, aside from Bill Burr, Brian Regan, Chris Distefano, Pete Davidson, Nate Bargatze, Jim Breuer, Pete Holmes, John Mulaney, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Patton Oswalt, Doug Stanhope, Norm Macdonald, Mark Normand, Marc Maron, Nick Thune, Sam Morril.
      Why do you Karens want to be victims so badly? Does your life suck that much?

  • @Sana-jy9ne
    @Sana-jy9ne Před 3 lety +412

    As a person in Fiji, I can confirm that Life is pretty great here!

    • @quentonmayer2740
      @quentonmayer2740 Před 2 lety +4

      You sure about that? I'm not. Life is pretty bad in Fiji.

    • @Sana-jy9ne
      @Sana-jy9ne Před 2 lety +4

      @@quentonmayer2740 lighten up Sam

    • @quentonmayer2740
      @quentonmayer2740 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Sana-jy9ne Trying, but assignments and covid got me fucked up.

    • @Sana-jy9ne
      @Sana-jy9ne Před 2 lety +4

      ​@@quentonmayer2740 friends help and I happen to be a great friend, so let me know if you need a friend so I can recommend you one..

    • @Bossmanewyche
      @Bossmanewyche Před 2 lety

      @@Sana-jy9ne I'm on my way

  • @Kyle-Duyck
    @Kyle-Duyck Před rokem +18

    This is hilarious 😆

  • @ceciliaramirez6712
    @ceciliaramirez6712 Před rokem +7

    I love tosh he's hilarious 😂

  • @sifatshams1113
    @sifatshams1113 Před 4 lety +1746

    This is definitely a guy who can say he looks a lot better than he did 15 years ago.

    • @AlecTheLopez
      @AlecTheLopez Před 4 lety +31

      This is from 5 years ago.

    • @austinlawler3739
      @austinlawler3739 Před 4 lety +54

      A little cosmetic work doesn't hurt. He was balding in the first season, now not so much. He has also alluded to it over the years.

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean Před 4 lety +6

      AlecTheLopez and he pretty much looks the same now

    • @Vera-xu3xw
      @Vera-xu3xw Před 4 lety +14

      @@austinlawler3739 I remember lol now his hair/wig is unbelievably thick.

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 Před 4 lety

      @@AlecTheLopez and your point is?

  • @jurgenrembrandt1349
    @jurgenrembrandt1349 Před 3 lety +330

    that's an incredible stage presence. for 10 minutes, he said the right words at the exact right time and the exact right tone

    • @sterkar99
      @sterkar99 Před 3 lety +9

      Are you high

    • @tylerwillem8683
      @tylerwillem8683 Před 2 lety +4

      @@sterkar99 man is baked

    • @Jookeerr
      @Jookeerr Před 2 lety +2

      @@tylerwillem8683 - How high are you? - Hi, how are you?

    • @NoelBuller
      @NoelBuller Před 2 lety +1

      @@sterkar99 as a fan of standup, this man isn't high he's just 100% correct

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 Před 2 lety

      Its edited but yeh, he has great delivery and rythm

  • @greggoat6570
    @greggoat6570 Před 2 lety +10

    “One time when I came how from school she wasn't happy to see me, I think she hates children.”
    So underrated

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX Před 2 lety +3

    I have watched this vide so many times, absolutely hilarious, especially the part about ripping Americans😂😂

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 Před 4 lety +346

    “My mom could blow up a nursery”
    Well, that explains a lot about Tosh.

  • @earthrot666
    @earthrot666 Před 3 lety +572

    "you better get a Harlem in China" jesus damn lol

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 3 lety +8

      Isn't China doing well on Olympics?? They have a lot medals.

    • @Lucky4zo
      @Lucky4zo Před 3 lety +27

      @@MrALenCar321 virus spreading medals? 🥇🥈🥉

    • @sargonian12
      @sargonian12 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Lucky4zo why was this comment necessary

    • @Lucky4zo
      @Lucky4zo Před 3 lety +30

      @@sargonian12 why was yours?

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 Před 3 lety +16

      @@sargonian12 You just got fucking dunked on lol

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver Před rokem +1

    When a set is so perfect and brutal that it hurts a little 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustenHarden
    @JustenHarden Před rokem

    Was having a rough morning and man, this brought me right back. So great.

  • @paradise19852012
    @paradise19852012 Před 4 lety +910

    😂🤣Daniel Tosh has no Filter I love his Humor.

    • @nugs44
      @nugs44 Před 4 lety +17

      Cynthiaaa xO look up Anthony Jeselnik, different style of comedy but def no filter lol

    • @silverdropstang
      @silverdropstang Před 4 lety +1

      MuchoMango Anythony is a Tosh COPYCAT 100%. Hes funny but cant watch him for thinking about how much hes trying to he like Tosh💆‍♂️

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie Před 4 lety +8

      @@silverdropstang dont really get a tosh vibe from him at all. their stand up personas are both smug but thats where the similarities end to me, as anthony is pure concentrated shock comedy and it doesnt appear to be inspired by tosh's comedy.

    • @carollez9780
      @carollez9780 Před 4 lety +3

      @Cynthiaaa Absolutely no filter and super talented! Love his style too. The guy is awesome :)))

    • @dr.harthgillett3084
      @dr.harthgillett3084 Před 4 lety

      Im offended. But lol 😂

  • @ElijahW_
    @ElijahW_ Před 4 lety +146

    9:18: “And whatever’s left, they’re ninjas”. 😂😂

  • @SyNyStErSaElEe
    @SyNyStErSaElEe Před rokem

    Hahahah dude is hilariously. One of the best skits ever. I still watch this once in a while

  • @KonradCurze9539
    @KonradCurze9539 Před rokem +1

    "I'm just sayin its kinda neat" lmao

  • @louisfreeman9551
    @louisfreeman9551 Před 4 lety +411

    "You better get a Harlem in China"😂😂

    • @lamelwinston7101
      @lamelwinston7101 Před 4 lety +6

      That's the funniest thing he said! Shit had me rollin.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog Před 4 lety

      It's only funny if you're an American but I'm glad you get it

  • @shaunjones3507
    @shaunjones3507 Před 3 lety +585

    Daniel Tosh has to be the most underrated comedian of all time, there is not a single thing he says that doesn’t make me laugh.

    • @NOGAMES215
      @NOGAMES215 Před 3 lety

      Him and Corey Holcomb

    • @josephclift3662
      @josephclift3662 Před 2 lety

      What about when he says: You've never watched Bill Hicks, you intellectually bankrupt cloacal clown?

    • @agtv_media
      @agtv_media Před 2 lety +7

      He’s not underrated at all

    • @roycema
      @roycema Před 2 lety +6

      He's had tv show for most of my life he's not underrated

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 2 lety +6

      He has an eponymous TV show that's been running for years.
      Knock off the "underrated" crap.
      It's overrated and makes you look silly.

  • @tyronemotley2348
    @tyronemotley2348 Před 2 lety +1

    This was a phenomenal set

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause Před 2 lety +5

    This man is one of the best comics maybe ever and he needs to perform more

  • @MadChickenPictures
    @MadChickenPictures Před 3 lety +389

    Daniel Tosh is how I imagine Dennis Reynolds in real life

  • @ghostkilla931
    @ghostkilla931 Před 3 lety +3211

    He literally nails every demographic in 10 minutes.

    • @Willz828
      @Willz828 Před 3 lety +2

      Siva

    • @jetrawlings7403
      @jetrawlings7403 Před 3 lety +9

      Not really, mostly stereotypes

    • @TheHarrisontemple
      @TheHarrisontemple Před 3 lety +41

      @@jetrawlings7403 Yeah you know stereotypes are not necessarily incorrect either

    • @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc
      @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc Před 3 lety +36

      @@jetrawlings7403 how do you think they became stereotypes to begin with... Stereotypes have a sense of truth to them but it's the generalization of it that triggers most people.

    • @Bluedragon2513
      @Bluedragon2513 Před 3 lety

      Every stereotypical one

  • @MasterApprentist
    @MasterApprentist Před rokem +5

    Why doesn't this guy do more? People pleaser is the best stand up special ever

  • @ShuhDonk
    @ShuhDonk Před 5 měsíci +1

    Tosh is hilarious, so glad he has a new show here on YT.

  • @Timothymukansi
    @Timothymukansi Před 3 lety +728

    Daniel Tosh is what a true comedian sounds like. Hilarious and critical.

    • @devo076
      @devo076 Před 3 lety +3

      Norm MacDonald is a true comedian. This guy is just a not so funny (and not so wise) George Carlin.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 Před 3 lety +5

      @@devo076 Carlin is overrated

    • @devo076
      @devo076 Před 3 lety

      @@toastedt140 I know bro

    • @danielessex2162
      @danielessex2162 Před 3 lety +2

      @@devo076 well from a guy who loves Norm no wonder you aren't a fan of Carlin.

    • @vincent21212
      @vincent21212 Před 3 lety +1

      @@devo076 but he's one of the very few one who has the balls to keep doing his style of jokes.

  • @skipaa2
    @skipaa2 Před 4 lety +143

    "and the terrorists are like thats fair" 😂😂

  • @Reclusive247
    @Reclusive247 Před rokem

    This is still one of the funniest stand-up sets I've ever heard.

  • @zorz7730
    @zorz7730 Před 2 lety +1

    Greatest stand up IMO ever.
    Burr is my fav but Tosh killed it here.

  • @mattgrundy27
    @mattgrundy27 Před 4 lety +324

    The comedy world NEEDS MORE TOSH!

    • @xl000
      @xl000 Před 4 lety +7

      I dunno.
      It' s not that funny

    • @jonn8911
      @jonn8911 Před 4 lety +2

      xl to u

    • @Eddprzz
      @Eddprzz Před 4 lety +2

      Trust me when this was released people were losing their shit only reason they uploaded this now is because Dave chapelle made it cool to say wild shit

    • @Eddprzz
      @Eddprzz Před 4 lety

      JASON clearly I know people said it before him but I’m talking about in today’s time. If anyone else besides Dave said it they would be “cancelled” because people can’t take a joke.

    • @mattgrundy27
      @mattgrundy27 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Eddprzz if by "losing their shit" you mean, laughing their asses off, giving him his own show, and making him a multimillionaire.....then sure.
      This clip is like 10+ years old. Not sure what you mean by "today's times".
      Nobodys cancelling
      Burr
      Norton
      Di pallo
      Jeselnik
      Segura
      Kriecher
      Carr
      All current comedians that have been saying awful shit for years.
      Dave didnt make it cool. He just makes you think while you laugh at his comedy.

  • @mediamannaman
    @mediamannaman Před 3 lety +770

    In October of 2019 this was a comedy routine. Today it is the nightly newscast.

  • @Symenify
    @Symenify Před 2 lety +3

    Just discovered this guy! What a treat 🤣👌🏻

    • @Sundowners971
      @Sundowners971 Před 2 lety

      Send to all your friends so more discover him. He is the best.

  • @MagnusAnand
    @MagnusAnand Před 2 lety +1

    This whole act is just amazing

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic Před 4 lety +622

    I didn't realize how much I missed his stand up.

    • @2oozedae
      @2oozedae Před 4 lety +8

      Tosh and Jeselnik kill me

    • @balletvaria
      @balletvaria Před 4 lety +2

      uh... why?

    • @BaconBitsJuice
      @BaconBitsJuice Před 4 lety +1

      @@balletvaria tosh is funny af, what do you mean?

    • @adoringfan1226
      @adoringfan1226 Před 4 lety +4

      Same. Too many comedians are afraid to offend the audience today

    • @erroldtumaque3430
      @erroldtumaque3430 Před 4 lety +2

      for real
      he's definitely one of my top. i rewatch his standups on long drives

  • @watsonator1885
    @watsonator1885 Před 4 lety +66

    "You know we can just run away, right?" *I'm dying* 😂

    • @billzkhan100
      @billzkhan100 Před 4 lety +1

      " and if you ever catch us we will beat the living shit out of you.. you know that right..?? ".. ahahaha... mann that had me laughing so hard.. 😂and i aint even black or white... lol..

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 Před 11 měsíci

    Honest to god this is like a TED talk with punchlines. It’s amazing.

  • @AB-nb2ic
    @AB-nb2ic Před 2 lety +1

    Tosh is Mad Underrated. He brilliant, original, takes risks, and hits you with more punchlines per minute than probably anyone to ever do it

  • @dillonkraus4048
    @dillonkraus4048 Před 4 lety +591

    “I didn’t get here because I worked hard. I got here because I have a gift from God!”

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend Před 4 lety +12

      God's pretty stingy :D

    • @pxndxisminx
      @pxndxisminx Před 4 lety

      😂 true

    • @bigmike-
      @bigmike- Před 4 lety +5

      Honestly, that's one of the only 2 ways a person makes it: Somebody either gives it to you, or you find the thing you're good at and do that thing.

    • @ViewThis.
      @ViewThis. Před 4 lety +10

      @@bigmike- Or both....I once had a job I was very good at. My sub contractor employer was cheating me on my pay, so I quit. Soon after, the General Contractor, fired him and hired me at 5x the pay. (God Did It)

    • @TONYASIASMOM
      @TONYASIASMOM Před 4 lety

      Missing word father!🤔🤫

  • @Taykorjg
    @Taykorjg Před 4 lety +234

    This has come a long way from "I'm going to make a joke until only 1 person even comprehends what I'm talking about"

  • @markferguson1115
    @markferguson1115 Před 2 lety

    I love Tosh…”sorry boss, just stepped out for some fresh air😂😂😂”

  • @qmaineotcg
    @qmaineotcg Před 10 měsíci +3

    This is just 9min of his special and funny every second this dude is unbelievable. Very smart guy. That’s what successful Stand-Up is ,being a genius and aware of yourself and the world. Practice some timing and you’ve got it. Not a lot of geniuses out there tho.

  • @dantejustice9679
    @dantejustice9679 Před 3 lety +591

    daniel tosh looks like the unfunniest person ever until he starts stringing words together

    • @poweraccountabilityleague6877
      @poweraccountabilityleague6877 Před 2 lety +10

      This bit did not age well. I don't know when it was that we screamed we are number 1 ... but we sure as heck have been screaming about how we are the worst people in history for the last 4 years ... thank you MSM/DNCCP

    • @jamesallen2909
      @jamesallen2909 Před 2 lety +13

      @@poweraccountabilityleague6877 it didn’t age badly at all. Half the country still screams it. Just wander past the mason dixon line

    • @abtwopoint0
      @abtwopoint0 Před 2 lety

      @@poweraccountabilityleague6877 why the worst people in history for 4 years?

    • @Undying3001
      @Undying3001 Před 2 lety +2

      He is not funny, but every time I see his name I'm like "oh yeah he is pretty funny", then I'm disappointed.

    • @raqui174
      @raqui174 Před 2 lety +3

      @@poweraccountabilityleague6877 America screams that all the time what are you even saying

  • @davincifenton1981
    @davincifenton1981 Před 3 lety +2742

    All he's doing is telling the truth in 90% of his material, hence why it's funny because society is a joke itself most of the time.

    • @Numboy2001
      @Numboy2001 Před 3 lety +39

      Sure, man. We live in a society.

    • @thenaturallyinsane1
      @thenaturallyinsane1 Před 3 lety +9

      And that's why there are 11k downvotes. So much of it hit home and people don't always like that! lmao

    • @DoKtaTre
      @DoKtaTre Před 3 lety +4

      Wow...y'all just don't get stand-up comedy. If the _actual_ "material" were say written out for a particular show, most of the time, it's just not even humorous. The *MATERIAL* isn't what makes us laugh (in && of itself...in most cases), it's the *PRESENTATION* of said material. The ability to generate laughter in others is developed - *and* *that's* *why* *every* *comic* *is* *unique* ! Everyone has their own _style_ and essentially "puts on an act" (character) to do it successfully. The reason EVERYBODY _thinks_ _it's_ _so_ _easy_ is only because they've only ever seen successful comedians on TV & in media who are so well-rehearsed at it! Go to a local open mic night and _see_ if you laugh! ::SHRUGG:: maybe you will...but drink a bit more anyway because that's typically rather rare.
      Y'all ever heard of a comic named "Mitch Hedberg"? The guy was good enough to have at least one comedy central special, but the reason he always wore sunglasses during his performances is because (I heard...) *he* *kept* *his* *eyes* *closed* after _every_ _joke_ ...

    • @The.Sky.Driver
      @The.Sky.Driver Před 3 lety +7

      @@DoKtaTre I think you're exactly who Tosh was talking about in the bit.

    • @watchandjewelryloft4713
      @watchandjewelryloft4713 Před 3 lety +6

      More like "his truth." 🤣😂

  • @13adLucEnt
    @13adLucEnt Před rokem +1

    Well played...walked the line real well & got real laughs

  • @viliametiko391
    @viliametiko391 Před 9 měsíci

    Bro is like an unexpected pothole in a smooth highway....😂

  • @connerhellyer2625
    @connerhellyer2625 Před 4 lety +139

    “I already said it’s awful” 😭😭😭

  • @upinsmokeproductions6471
    @upinsmokeproductions6471 Před 4 lety +531

    I'd like to see Daniel Tosh and Anthony Jeselnik interview each other.

    • @OrangeAgent5
      @OrangeAgent5 Před 4 lety +15

      That´s actually a *really great idea!!!*

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 Před 4 lety +11

      I wanna see them break dance fight til death..

    • @YourBestieTalexa
      @YourBestieTalexa Před 4 lety +2

      Omfg that would be borderline orgasmic. Lol

    • @lv5310
      @lv5310 Před 4 lety +1

      Who do you think has a longer P-nes?

    • @GyzelE
      @GyzelE Před 4 lety

      Tosh once interviewed Carlin, in Aspen, I think.

  • @lexic.7942
    @lexic.7942 Před 2 lety +2

    It's gotten funnier every year! 🤣

  • @Nephromancer3
    @Nephromancer3 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "how much time's left, its a secret? im outt" hahahahah

  • @GooseMischief
    @GooseMischief Před 4 lety +217

    "White people can be firefighters. We're more outdoorsy, it makes sense." Laptop applause.

  • @AlisterTate
    @AlisterTate Před 4 lety +50

    One of my favorite comedians just because of the way he manages to bounce around from topic to topic and makes it feel so cohesive.

  • @gunplaygaming6830
    @gunplaygaming6830 Před rokem +1

    The soccer ⚽️ joke though😂

  • @tealquartz
    @tealquartz Před rokem +1

    So exhausted with people hating on Midwestern Americans.
    Although I will definitely hand it to him for that Figi joke. 😅 Well done.