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  • Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
    Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
    Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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Komentáře • 429

  • @JAY-gl5xd
    @JAY-gl5xd Před 12 dny +131

    I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.

    • @kriskquinn.68
      @kriskquinn.68 Před 11 dny +3

      Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set

    • @stokedmtb333
      @stokedmtb333 Před 8 dny +1

      😂😂😂

    • @bigrudd9346
      @bigrudd9346 Před 5 dny +1

      Outstanding!

    • @chrisjohnston3405
      @chrisjohnston3405 Před 5 dny +2

      If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!

    • @usx06240
      @usx06240 Před 4 dny

      That is really good. You have a future in comedy.

  • @jrt0070071
    @jrt0070071 Před 16 dny +111

    I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL

    • @FirstNameLastName-kt3zn
      @FirstNameLastName-kt3zn Před 4 dny +1

      My ears are sensitive so I'm glad Comedy Central took the time to protect me with beeps

    • @SuperiorDave
      @SuperiorDave Před dnem +2

      I know, right? I mean, can you imagine how much damage would have been caused by having to hear those bad words unexpectedly. Would have hurt my feelings so bad I would have needed medical attention. Thanks, CZcams!

    • @ParabnormalExperience
      @ParabnormalExperience Před dnem

      well, I'm not afraid of youtube censors they're all a bunch of docksmiking foggats!

  • @Jundokuslei
    @Jundokuslei Před 13 dny +23

    He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣

  • @danvisk33
    @danvisk33 Před 22 dny +178

    What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 Před 14 dny +26

    I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires

    • @kriskquinn.68
      @kriskquinn.68 Před 11 dny +1

      Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.

  • @augusts1
    @augusts1 Před 22 dny +272

    Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.

    • @flipthebuzzard
      @flipthebuzzard Před 21 dnem +4

      I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!

    • @lunarJedi
      @lunarJedi Před 21 dnem +15

      A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.

    • @filmsexposition
      @filmsexposition Před 20 dny +1

      thanks

    • @footube666
      @footube666 Před 19 dny +2

      Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.

    • @robertperry4439
      @robertperry4439 Před 19 dny

      My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.

  • @HaischkaEST
    @HaischkaEST Před 22 dny +38

    This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!

  • @treecloser
    @treecloser Před 14 dny +28

    Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on CZcams. Thank you for making this possible comedy central.
    Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands

    • @democlips1
      @democlips1 Před 3 dny

      About the bleeping; that’s American hypocrisy for you

  • @ordinarryalien
    @ordinarryalien Před 22 dny +102

    It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.

    • @matthewdecamp2737
      @matthewdecamp2737 Před 20 dny +1

      never!

    • @dwarftechnitian
      @dwarftechnitian Před 17 dny +1

      who are the other ones?

    • @ordinarryalien
      @ordinarryalien Před 17 dny +1

      @@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.

    • @democlips1
      @democlips1 Před 15 dny +1

      @@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?

    • @ordinarryalien
      @ordinarryalien Před 14 dny

      @@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?

  • @TomaszOdkrywca
    @TomaszOdkrywca Před 21 dnem +86

    Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head

  • @Zunip182
    @Zunip182 Před 22 dny +61

    Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here

    • @priceforlife32
      @priceforlife32 Před 13 dny

      Oh no better call an ambulance.😑

    • @Kenjuudo
      @Kenjuudo Před 12 dny +1

      @@priceforlife32 "oh no"

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Před 12 dny

      He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.

    • @user-jg5gt5rg7t
      @user-jg5gt5rg7t Před 11 dny

      @@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Před 11 dny

      @@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @johanfahlberg3778
    @johanfahlberg3778 Před 3 dny +2

    "So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅
    I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).

  • @badger297
    @badger297 Před 21 dnem +22

    Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂

  • @adamcurrie5528
    @adamcurrie5528 Před 12 dny +9

    “Did you hear what I said?”
    Big Brain Comedian Moment*

  • @billmatthews5877
    @billmatthews5877 Před 4 dny +3

    Possibly the greatest comedian ever?

  • @jaycortez527
    @jaycortez527 Před 21 dnem +16

    Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 Před 15 dny +1

      "Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?

    • @Hyptosis
      @Hyptosis Před 14 dny

      @@einundsiebenziger5488

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr Před 2 dny +1

    The Christopher Walken of comedy...one of the best! 😂😂😂

  • @hamblyrock
    @hamblyrock Před 5 dny +4

    The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent.
    He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.

  • @jamesgillespie1347
    @jamesgillespie1347 Před 8 dny +4

    The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo Před dnem

    Meet Anthony before he was Famous and he hasn't changed. Love it

  • @mihalisg6940
    @mihalisg6940 Před 8 dny +3

    He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 Před 9 dny +6

    Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.

  • @jimmypoobah8094
    @jimmypoobah8094 Před 8 dny +2

    He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.

  • @NS-cs3wp
    @NS-cs3wp Před 13 dny +10

    I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor

  • @jaygomesphoto
    @jaygomesphoto Před 22 dny +4

    Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅

  • @sydismine
    @sydismine Před 22 dny +9

    Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

  • @waxwars9183
    @waxwars9183 Před 23 hodinami +1

    you're telling me the the smartest person on earth, Tony Stark, didn't think of an automatic way to pee that doesn't need to be explained

  • @TheLovelySheri
    @TheLovelySheri Před dnem +2

    I'd like to imagine this was Christopher Walken when he was younger.

  • @linkfloyd4908
    @linkfloyd4908 Před 17 dny +19

    Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.

  • @Guy.On.The.Couch.
    @Guy.On.The.Couch. Před 22 dny +15

    The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 Před 21 dnem +4

    I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.

  • @macethorns1168
    @macethorns1168 Před 11 dny +3

    He needs a new special. One of my favorites.

  • @Deadeyenio
    @Deadeyenio Před 22 dny +3

    2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason

  • @HBMtv_
    @HBMtv_ Před 16 dny +3

    “Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 Před 21 dnem +15

    Why is this censored?

  • @johnisaacdavey
    @johnisaacdavey Před 7 dny +1

    I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.

  • @SmilingCaveWaterfall-yc2tk

    Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...

  • @mrbvr3013
    @mrbvr3013 Před 3 dny +1

    This is one of the best sets ever

  • @Tony_G_92
    @Tony_G_92 Před 15 dny +2

    I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material

    • @coltenh581
      @coltenh581 Před 13 dny +2

      Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.

  • @Affalterbach1967
    @Affalterbach1967 Před 8 dny +2

    20:00 is the best Amy Schumer joke.

  • @mrbvr3013
    @mrbvr3013 Před 3 dny +1

    The best intro IMO

  • @RobertStricklandinKorea
    @RobertStricklandinKorea Před 22 dny +3

    I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.

  • @krisk4541
    @krisk4541 Před 12 dny +2

    That was a pleasure.
    I could have listened to 10 hours of that.

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ Před 9 dny +2

    He always makes me laugh.

  • @MillerTheOfficialLoFi

    You don't want to know how many times I peed my pants from over drinking in college.

  • @unfunnyalien5635
    @unfunnyalien5635 Před 4 dny

    He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh

  • @OddWheelThriver
    @OddWheelThriver Před 3 dny +1

    I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.

  • @Wichitan
    @Wichitan Před 21 hodinou

    Normally I wouldn't leave a like for a corporate video, but it's Jeselnik...

  • @MJVanD
    @MJVanD Před 22 dny +7

    YES!!

  • @SpadeD1omonds
    @SpadeD1omonds Před 22 dny +2

    I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time

    • @sebastianwhalin743
      @sebastianwhalin743 Před 16 dny

      Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong

  • @boogalo781
    @boogalo781 Před 18 dny +3

    All killer no filler. Love it

  • @crazyunclechris491
    @crazyunclechris491 Před 12 dny +2

    Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more

  • @josephlynch3746
    @josephlynch3746 Před 22 dny

    ...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*

  • @stokedmtb333
    @stokedmtb333 Před 8 dny +1

    Jeselnik is like the Cosby of comedy….you never see him coming.

  • @cjdingojames3715
    @cjdingojames3715 Před 3 dny +1

    Just the best ever sick
    $h!t epic comedy I've seen 😂
    The comedy writing & delivery
    impressive 😮

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan Před 19 dny +1

    Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow

  • @thomasvronding8199
    @thomasvronding8199 Před 3 dny +1

    never knew him... but he just got a fan from Denmark ;O)

  • @jugsteve
    @jugsteve Před 7 dny

    I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!

  • @regiasama3565
    @regiasama3565 Před 22 dny +3

    I love your comedy! ❤

  • @leszekbigos9864
    @leszekbigos9864 Před 10 hodinami

    FINALLY! I used to listen to this on a CD 😄 Awesome show 😁

  • @joshuaturner349
    @joshuaturner349 Před 22 dny +9

    Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming

    • @youtube8775
      @youtube8775 Před 18 dny +1

      They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.

  • @patrickneenan9798
    @patrickneenan9798 Před 22 dny +2

    This is Awesome! Anthony is great .

  • @matthewadair4507
    @matthewadair4507 Před 9 dny

    28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂

  • @SpaceJoke
    @SpaceJoke Před 22 dny +8

    Most underrated comedian of all time

  • @analyticequals
    @analyticequals Před 8 dny +1

    0:08.
    Is that andy samberg in disguise?

  • @hbeachley
    @hbeachley Před 21 dnem +19

    Censored Anthony Jesselnick just makes no sense.

  • @RaquelFoster
    @RaquelFoster Před 22 dny +26

    The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik!
    I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.

  • @stuartdamon3610
    @stuartdamon3610 Před 4 dny +1

    I’m gonna burn in hell for watching this guy! 🔥😂

  • @haileydee9954
    @haileydee9954 Před 11 dny +1

    Wow, what a completely different era.

  • @nicolettakrzaczek3726
    @nicolettakrzaczek3726 Před 19 dny

    the joke about collar got me!

  • @heatherh7834
    @heatherh7834 Před 22 dny +1

    Lol love him❤

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano Před 8 dny

    He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL

  • @Eternal_Satyr
    @Eternal_Satyr Před 14 dny +1

    How many of us liked this video as soon as he walked out on stage?

  • @robertgoss4842
    @robertgoss4842 Před 9 dny +1

    Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.

  • @sj1547
    @sj1547 Před 22 dny +1

    Excellent 🎉😂

  • @tjcoley1310
    @tjcoley1310 Před 19 dny

    Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago

  • @tylerfitzgerald6279
    @tylerfitzgerald6279 Před 7 dny +2

    Im in that audience

  • @bryanhoy8351
    @bryanhoy8351 Před dnem

    I love the way you made sure we can pronounce your name!!

  • @andresocegueda4178
    @andresocegueda4178 Před 2 dny +1

    So funny to this day

  • @tedbillings2135
    @tedbillings2135 Před 12 dny +2

    This guy is a master of misdirection.

  • @johnveazey2957
    @johnveazey2957 Před 14 dny

    Always gold love jeselnik

  • @MerakiRandyChriz
    @MerakiRandyChriz Před 8 dny

    Its like the F--kin Crowd is held for Hostage with his sl!t throat jokes man! Genius

  • @FUJILA
    @FUJILA Před 14 hodinami

    And coming to Cyprus in Oct 2024

  • @donaldvarley1700
    @donaldvarley1700 Před 5 dny

    This guy is fu●■king brilliant.

  • @KiranMedia.
    @KiranMedia. Před 3 dny

    That voice change at 33:34 when he said "reasonable"

  • @edddiej8320
    @edddiej8320 Před 21 dnem

    Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo Před dnem

    Run for President please

  • @adamspinto7466
    @adamspinto7466 Před 21 dnem +3

    18 minutes cut???? Come oonnnn

    • @RonWrightwrites
      @RonWrightwrites Před 18 dny +1

      @adamspinto7466 Come onnn? Really?? No, not come on. It's Come errrshalls. remember, this aired on a cable TV network way before it ended up on CZcams

  • @GerardoReyes-Hernandez

    This guys is funny af!!!

  • @anujkhosla916
    @anujkhosla916 Před 5 dny

    Best ever

  • @loranlomiller54
    @loranlomiller54 Před 20 dny +3

    He has a Mitch Hedberg vibe 😂

  • @jeffkouns5368
    @jeffkouns5368 Před 17 dny +1

    Or a stutter. 😂
    Same.

  • @skipdog9912
    @skipdog9912 Před 10 dny

    Dudes hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon Před 15 dny

    My new hero.

  • @GerardoReyes-Hernandez

    This guys is funny!!

  • @RickWilcoxatGoogle
    @RickWilcoxatGoogle Před 6 dny

    He's the Raylen Givens of comedy :)

  • @theRealPowro01
    @theRealPowro01 Před 21 dnem +2

    Love him..watched it many Times,still awesome

  • @einundsiebenziger5488
    @einundsiebenziger5488 Před 15 dny +1

    Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.

  • @hectorscustomrods2606
    @hectorscustomrods2606 Před 19 dny +3

    Man, this is so edited. Missing so many good parts. The unedited version is way better. When the girl says "The Suburbs" he asks "what do you do when youre not being such a bitch"

  • @Zunip182
    @Zunip182 Před 22 dny +2

    Give me the drugs XD