Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula - Full Special
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- Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.
Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set
😂😂😂
Outstanding!
If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!
That is really good. You have a future in comedy.
I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL
My ears are sensitive so I'm glad Comedy Central took the time to protect me with beeps
I know, right? I mean, can you imagine how much damage would have been caused by having to hear those bad words unexpectedly. Would have hurt my feelings so bad I would have needed medical attention. Thanks, CZcams!
well, I'm not afraid of youtube censors they're all a bunch of docksmiking foggats!
He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣
What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!
Same!
If you know what CC Did to Chappell, you’d never thank them lol
Same
What is the coincidence though?
That's not a coincidence...
I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires
Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.
Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.
I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!
A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.
thanks
Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!
Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on CZcams. Thank you for making this possible comedy central.
Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands
About the bleeping; that’s American hypocrisy for you
It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.
never!
who are the other ones?
@@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.
@@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?
@@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?
Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head
Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!
True true 😂
That cross hurts!!
Yeah, you don't see them coming!
@@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣
You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.
Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here
Oh no better call an ambulance.😑
@@priceforlife32 "oh no"
He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.
@@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄
@@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.
"So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅
I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).
Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂
“Did you hear what I said?”
Big Brain Comedian Moment*
Possibly the greatest comedian ever?
Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power
"Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?
@@einundsiebenziger5488
The Christopher Walken of comedy...one of the best! 😂😂😂
The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent.
He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.
The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?
Meet Anthony before he was Famous and he hasn't changed. Love it
He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.
Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.
He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.
I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor
Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅
Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
he IS the Zen 😍😍😍
you're telling me the the smartest person on earth, Tony Stark, didn't think of an automatic way to pee that doesn't need to be explained
I'd like to imagine this was Christopher Walken when he was younger.
Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.
Maybe the pace, but Tosh is great
I put him level above Tosh
Sounds like an oxymoron, but I totally agree! 😂😂
The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂
Daniel Tosh trained him
I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.
He needs a new special. One of my favorites.
2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason
“Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭
Why is this censored?
live television
I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.
Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...
This is one of the best sets ever
I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material
Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.
20:00 is the best Amy Schumer joke.
Did he steal it?
The best intro IMO
I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.
That was a pleasure.
I could have listened to 10 hours of that.
He always makes me laugh.
You don't want to know how many times I peed my pants from over drinking in college.
He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh
I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.
Normally I wouldn't leave a like for a corporate video, but it's Jeselnik...
YES!!
I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time
Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong
All killer no filler. Love it
Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more
...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*
Jeselnik is like the Cosby of comedy….you never see him coming.
Just the best ever sick
$h!t epic comedy I've seen 😂
The comedy writing & delivery
impressive 😮
Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow
never knew him... but he just got a fan from Denmark ;O)
I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!
I love your comedy! ❤
FINALLY! I used to listen to this on a CD 😄 Awesome show 😁
Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming
They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.
This is Awesome! Anthony is great .
28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂
Most underrated comedian of all time
0:08.
Is that andy samberg in disguise?
Censored Anthony Jesselnick just makes no sense.
Has this been censored?
Lol he is a comedian genius, not a lecturer in college!
The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik!
I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.
I’m gonna burn in hell for watching this guy! 🔥😂
Wow, what a completely different era.
the joke about collar got me!
Lol love him❤
He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL
How many of us liked this video as soon as he walked out on stage?
Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.
Excellent 🎉😂
Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago
Im in that audience
I love the way you made sure we can pronounce your name!!
So funny to this day
This guy is a master of misdirection.
Always gold love jeselnik
Its like the F--kin Crowd is held for Hostage with his sl!t throat jokes man! Genius
And coming to Cyprus in Oct 2024
This guy is fu●■king brilliant.
That voice change at 33:34 when he said "reasonable"
Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!
Run for President please
18 minutes cut???? Come oonnnn
@adamspinto7466 Come onnn? Really?? No, not come on. It's Come errrshalls. remember, this aired on a cable TV network way before it ended up on CZcams
This guys is funny af!!!
Best ever
He has a Mitch Hedberg vibe 😂
Or a stutter. 😂
Same.
Dudes hilarious! 😂😂😂
My new hero.
This guys is funny!!
He's the Raylen Givens of comedy :)
Love him..watched it many Times,still awesome
Love him.* Watched* it many times*,* still awesome.*
Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.
Man, this is so edited. Missing so many good parts. The unedited version is way better. When the girl says "The Suburbs" he asks "what do you do when youre not being such a bitch"
Give me the drugs XD