Football at Its Dumbest - Tosh.0

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  • čas přidán 7. 05. 2021
  • Over the years, Daniel hasn’t just featured some of the best football videos online, he’s produced some of them.
    About Tosh.0:
    Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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Komentáře • 422

  • @KatDaddyKat
    @KatDaddyKat Před rokem +162

    Now that the show is cancelled (unfortunately), I hope Tosh gets fully back into stand up and brings us another amazing comedy special. His ruthless standup is some of funniest stuff I’ve ever watched.

    • @Diesel257
      @Diesel257 Před rokem +11

      He never stopped touring but you're right, we need a new special.

    • @codydonovan7356
      @codydonovan7356 Před 10 měsíci +2

      when was it canceled?

    • @romexranger2878
      @romexranger2878 Před 9 měsíci

      @@codydonovan7356during Covid

    • @dezunne
      @dezunne Před 7 měsíci +22

      he just started a podcast a few days ago, check it out!

    • @RHMChelsea
      @RHMChelsea Před 6 měsíci +7

      ​@dezunne and it is glorious!!!

  • @meibesmurfn3168
    @meibesmurfn3168 Před 3 lety +30

    “This is poor people food” 😂🤣

  • @CarlScripter
    @CarlScripter Před 3 lety +67

    I still remember sitting on my couch watching the previous night's Tosh.0 on my Tivo, when after the commercial break, Tosh says "WELCOME BACK, CARL" and pauses for a few seconds (my name is Carl). MIND FUCKING BLOWN FOREVER.

    • @maxwell6504
      @maxwell6504 Před 3 lety +13

      u must've been very high

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 Před 3 lety +3

      Watching tosh aren't we?

    • @CarlScripter
      @CarlScripter Před 3 lety +3

      I was not high.

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 Před 3 lety +9

      You don't watch tosh right

    • @MrPaultiwanger
      @MrPaultiwanger Před 2 lety +5

      best ever happened to me was watching some news my buddy yelled at news man : Oh shut up and changed channel on next channel the person said : No you shut up

  • @iOnlyThinkLogically
    @iOnlyThinkLogically Před 9 měsíci +6

    NAH THE SANDRA BULLOCK JOKE FUNNY ASF

  • @leogetz3570
    @leogetz3570 Před 2 lety +15

    That skit with Romanowski never gets old!!

  • @xandercrews4729
    @xandercrews4729 Před rokem +21

    I appreciate that Tosh actually knows Football.

    • @mrkbrq2
      @mrkbrq2 Před měsícem

      Same, it’s what made me a fan of his at first

  • @derp8575
    @derp8575 Před 3 lety +23

    The head writer must be a genius to achieve that job title on Daniel's show.

  • @TheWarriorz1979
    @TheWarriorz1979 Před 2 lety +72

    The cue card guy asking to call his grandma is such a genius Dolphins reference. Tosh really never misses

    • @flockawaka1017
      @flockawaka1017 Před rokem

      Context?

    • @TheWarriorz1979
      @TheWarriorz1979 Před rokem +4

      @@flockawaka1017 when you get a chance, look up Vontae Davis getting traded on here. You won’t regret it

    • @Smoodydoo
      @Smoodydoo Před 6 měsíci +1

      💯 thought the same thing once I heard it and burst out laughing 😂

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Před 6 měsíci +1

      it’s funny how much he really loves football

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 Před 3 lety +35

    We need a #DanielToshStandupSpecia2021 !!!!

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN Před 3 lety +13

    *"LIFE...IS A PARACHUTE!!"*
    LMAO

  • @SuperSizeMe
    @SuperSizeMe Před 3 lety +272

    Hope Daniel can find a place to continue his show his way

    • @embracepaininc
      @embracepaininc Před 3 lety +55

      It finally hit me, thats why after having the show renewed, then cancelled, all in a short period, is because, you cant say anything offensive anymore.

    • @christophermillsap5064
      @christophermillsap5064 Před 3 lety +25

      @@embracepaininc Tosh’s comedy is all about pushing boundaries. I doubt he would’ve been kicked off for simply his humor. I’m sure people are just over clip shows. If Comedy Central would cancel him because “no more offensive jokes!” then they would cancel South Park, as well.

    • @glyph2786
      @glyph2786 Před 3 lety +5

      He will

    • @savagebuck
      @savagebuck Před 3 lety +1

      @Christopher Millsap
      True. Same thing with Sunny in Philadelphia or Family Guy. It truly comes down to ratings. Honestly, we're so numb down by now, that "offensive" humor is not offensive anymore as it is boring. It has been made fun of MILLION TIMES by MILLION other comics. It just wasn't original to the point that clip shows couldn't hold audiences attention anymore.

    • @AuRowe
      @AuRowe Před 3 lety +12

      @@christophermillsap5064 South park lost its funny around time of tegridy imo

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 Před 3 lety +135

    I can only imagine the contracts Daniel's staff had to agree to.

    • @embracepaininc
      @embracepaininc Před 3 lety +7

      I just want to hear the cliff notes.

    • @CadChamberlain
      @CadChamberlain Před 2 lety +3

      well they're the ones that wrote it

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 Před rokem +8

      I mean how could they agree to be abused like that? wearing dolphins gear?

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Před 6 měsíci

      i just want to be the one next to girl at 2:33

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@beenieweenie1986 the humanity

  • @DrMoriarty420
    @DrMoriarty420 Před 3 lety +30

    Lmao he said he runs a 4 5 and benches 300+ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewsenior2505
      @andrewsenior2505 Před 3 lety +6

      The most ridiculous claim in the entire video

    • @labla8940
      @labla8940 Před 2 lety +1

      385 I came here looking for someone who caught that. A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

    • @ocorley3124
      @ocorley3124 Před 3 měsíci

      That's not that unbelievable

  • @adalbertoramirez3151
    @adalbertoramirez3151 Před 2 lety +72

    Back in the day I didn't like Tosh, I thought he was just a smart ass that had trick people into believing he is funny.
    His CZcams channel has provided me the opportunity to give him a second chance and I'm super glad to have found out that I was dead wrong.
    The man is hilarious and the way he does this redemptions without humiliating the guest is just great tv. I can't think of anyone who actually trolls guests without being condescending and making them part of the joke and being able to make them look good at the end of the segments by providing the opportunity to be able to not take themselves to seriously and on a human level it's great because lots of them may feel embarrassed by their viral clips and Tosh turns the thing around in a funny and genius way by actually delivering on the redemption aspect of the situation.
    Tosh is the man

    • @DavidJones-ty1ht
      @DavidJones-ty1ht Před rokem +1

      💯

    • @vlon3lyboiii666
      @vlon3lyboiii666 Před rokem

      Nahh you was right bro not really all that funny he mid at best ..

    • @seanthomas5182
      @seanthomas5182 Před rokem +1

      @@vlon3lyboiii666 I certainly wasn't a part of the humor census, he's hilarious!

    • @qixxxz
      @qixxxz Před rokem +1

      I have never felt more uncomfortable about liking an entertainer, as I do about Tosh...

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby Před rokem +2

      Imo this is how damn near all shows on Comedy Central are 😂 you don’t really appreciate them until long after they stop airing. This show is definitely top tier tho. 1000x’s better than Ridiculousness…

  • @nathanielnalls2578
    @nathanielnalls2578 Před 2 lety +4

    "I thank God we didn't get audio" funniest part😭😅

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt Před 3 lety +40

    But when is the full season of "Derek Jeter Presents: Mark Wahlberg Did a Hate Crime" coming out?

  • @stripe801
    @stripe801 Před 2 lety +6

    that whoLe Kraft segment was hiLarious! 🤣

  • @ryanellin5700
    @ryanellin5700 Před 3 lety +14

    Damn tosh called Tebow as a tight end before he was even playing baseball

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able Před 2 lety +3

      That's all he ever was, a glorified TE.

  • @alexandralear5440
    @alexandralear5440 Před 3 lety +10

    Daniel tosh has the energy of a football coach and the look lol

  • @thomasleffler6721
    @thomasleffler6721 Před 3 lety +27

    The Saban bit and the “sell the team to OKC” line are classics, real fans on this staff

    • @dannyboy6980
      @dannyboy6980 Před 2 lety +2

      He's so salty Alabama is the best

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk Před 2 lety +2

      @danny Saban coached the dolphins and help turn them into perennial losers, tosh is a dolphins fan. That’s why he is salty. Nothing to do with Alabama.

  • @kingwashington4044
    @kingwashington4044 Před 3 lety +19

    It's just very convenient there's no footage of EDP.

    • @bene.2348
      @bene.2348 Před 3 lety +2

      Why do you think they re uploaded, years after they did it before.

  • @cagentz8581
    @cagentz8581 Před rokem +4

    I sometimes forget the genius that is Daniel Tosh.

  • @MRSANN2010
    @MRSANN2010 Před 3 lety +6

    I love Daniel Tosh 🥰

  • @nandosanchez4860
    @nandosanchez4860 Před 3 lety +8

    Miss this show

  • @liamplayle495
    @liamplayle495 Před 2 lety +2

    Where is Kiffin’s Krimson Korner. That one is a classic!

  • @stoneysignorina2473
    @stoneysignorina2473 Před 2 lety +6

    Tosh interacting with the kids on the Saban part... awesomeness 😊😊😊

  • @faresabdallah8691
    @faresabdallah8691 Před 3 lety +9

    9:37 well now we all know why he got canceled

  • @davidcarter6659
    @davidcarter6659 Před 3 lety +14

    He was way too nice to Nick Saban.

  • @landi2244
    @landi2244 Před rokem +1

    That Bill Romanowski bit was hilarious!!

  • @nickmooney2637
    @nickmooney2637 Před 2 lety +2

    Bruh the fact his name was Chad had me dying lmao 😂

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt Před 3 lety +11

    Imagine being the kids parents for the Nick Saban bit. "Soooooo.... we want your kid to watch a 40 year old man scream about Nick Saban for 15 minutes.... We'll give ya $250!" 'Sign us up!'

    • @arrowguy173
      @arrowguy173 Před 3 lety

      Grammar isn't a Bama graduation requirement either. Sad.

  • @joeyk19801
    @joeyk19801 Před 3 lety +6

    Tosh looks like a "make-a-wish" recipient in that hat

  • @RRR-ox9ud
    @RRR-ox9ud Před 4 měsíci +1

    If they ever made a movie about Tom Brady, Tosh is my vote to play him.

  • @user-nu8tl1xd9u
    @user-nu8tl1xd9u Před 5 měsíci +1

    Saban leaving the Dolphins for Bama was one of the decisions that was so incredibly right, despite the controversy that existed really only among sad Miami fans, and history will back that up forever and ever. How can you objectively say he was wrong; you can't.

  • @caveresch
    @caveresch Před 2 lety +3

    I was almost certain Chris Farley was alive again just listening to the Bob Kraft section.

  • @guylander6844
    @guylander6844 Před rokem +6

    That Baylor joke deserved more

  • @crazebamm
    @crazebamm Před 3 lety +68

    Imagine canceling him lmaoo hopefully they realize this was as dumb as a rock on a rainy day. Bring back the tosher

  • @MM-zq9cj
    @MM-zq9cj Před 2 lety +3

    That man that tackled his own teammate runs a 4.5 in his dreams 😂

  • @towel6969
    @towel6969 Před 2 lety +1

    tosh you are the best man, love your work

  • @stephensnyder9277
    @stephensnyder9277 Před 2 lety +3

    When the Tom Brady Movie gets made, Daniel Tosh should be instantly cast.

  • @brendancolliander4438
    @brendancolliander4438 Před 3 lety +9

    Tosh just go to HBO like everyone else

  • @JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh

    I've never related more to "I don't care if they read at a 5th grade level, if you can read a defense and not blow my parlay, you're ok in my book" 😭
    I'm definitely the guy who bases off whether I like somebody or not based on the fact they've won me money 😭

  • @timeschange4604
    @timeschange4604 Před 2 lety +1

    Love his Dolphins fandom lol!

  • @donaldroller3461
    @donaldroller3461 Před 6 měsíci

    Mr Tosh, that is by far the best football commentary / documentary /Kitty cats exposé I have ever witnessed In my entire life!
    I champion you and your teams endeavors into not only this commentary on football but also into all of life's mysteries! I find it hard to express with words at how you make me feel... Alas my words are mere futile devices at this point. ❤ much love and admiration to you.

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp Před 2 lety +2

    “Probably because I’m wearing all black” 🤣😉

  • @leewilcox5848
    @leewilcox5848 Před rokem +1

    That Bears fan hit that pole like Cody Parky kicked him.

  • @mattusapparatus5968
    @mattusapparatus5968 Před 3 lety +4

    I haven’t watched CC at all since tosh ended. I watched the South Park specials on HBO

  • @phinphan7358
    @phinphan7358 Před 2 lety +4

    I can't believe he did not include his bit on if he hit the lottery, he would buy the New York Jets and make Tim Tebow the starting QB for life!

  • @stringlarson1247
    @stringlarson1247 Před 4 měsíci

    The guy on Web Redemption was epic. Probably the only guy on the planet who giggled with Romanowski, shaking him and yelling in his face.

  • @JamieJones-fj9rx
    @JamieJones-fj9rx Před 8 měsíci +1

    Lol how could I forget the hazing with a sockfulla nickels? I'm dying watching these old clips. We miss the show. 😅

  • @TruckWithJeter
    @TruckWithJeter Před 2 lety +1

    Brings a whole new meaning of balls in your jaws🤣

  • @franksessions4346
    @franksessions4346 Před rokem

    Glad Daniels back !

  • @drpepper8587
    @drpepper8587 Před 2 lety

    “this is poor people food” 🤣🤣

  • @missinglinq
    @missinglinq Před 6 měsíci

    The Robert Kraft segment is comedy gold!

  • @colt45northtexas
    @colt45northtexas Před 3 lety +16

    I just realized that he hates Saben because he left Miami.

    • @urbz6712
      @urbz6712 Před 2 lety +3

      and sucked for Miami

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 Před 2 lety

      @@urbz6712 I root against Alabama every week just cause Saban is the head coach. I'm not even a dolphins fan just think if you lie publicly and then make excuses for leaving instead of admitting you sucked at the NFL level I should root against you and your team... It's even so ingrained that if he somehow became the coach of my favorite football team at any level I'd have to root for their opponents every week lol

    • @Andrew-jh6nm
      @Andrew-jh6nm Před 2 lety

      No he ruined Miami

  • @BiscuitBoyTN
    @BiscuitBoyTN Před 2 lety +2

    Loved the part about Nick Saban

  • @yourcheapdate4564
    @yourcheapdate4564 Před 3 lety

    'this is poor people food' lol!

  • @ERIC-bt1qn
    @ERIC-bt1qn Před 7 měsíci +1

    The Sandra Bullock quote has aged well haha

  • @Cheekyboi7
    @Cheekyboi7 Před 7 měsíci

    This show needs to come back fr

  • @whythe48
    @whythe48 Před měsícem

    Lmfao the Toshmahal

  • @100chuckjones
    @100chuckjones Před 6 měsíci +1

    Life long Patriots fan. that patriots thing had me rolling on the ground. Only thing it was missing was "Do your job".

  • @user-kp6eh2wp3o
    @user-kp6eh2wp3o Před 3 lety +6

    I think we really need to see more of his blogger Carly.

  • @professoroflogic347
    @professoroflogic347 Před 2 lety +1

    Daniel looks like Lane Kiffin

  • @fluffyfeetbmf
    @fluffyfeetbmf Před 2 lety

    Dapole I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

  • @brownieelf6171
    @brownieelf6171 Před 2 měsíci

    High school, High school? 😂

  • @jesusceballos7277
    @jesusceballos7277 Před rokem +3

    I miss tosh.o 😢

  • @paxotium7971
    @paxotium7971 Před 2 lety +4

    Being a Miami Dolphins fan has been the most pointless part of my life.

  • @88franko
    @88franko Před 3 lety +7

    Tebow and Kaepernick made taking a knee NFL history.

  • @worldwarchamp1959
    @worldwarchamp1959 Před 2 lety

    It's good to see Romanowski hasn't changed.

  • @NGHCRKD
    @NGHCRKD Před 5 měsíci

    the kids 🤣

  • @anthonysantos3629
    @anthonysantos3629 Před 5 měsíci

    Saaam aaadams! Twooo😂😂😂😂

  • @vulturevic
    @vulturevic Před 3 lety +3

    You the man... sometimes.

  • @jakeowens1770
    @jakeowens1770 Před 2 lety

    Best of the best

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 Před 2 lety +6

    I played semi pro football for a couple years after high school. The two things that stand out to me were pulling up to the game in the uhaul van with blunt smoke and lil jon blasting and the time a couple dirty hits I was involved in ended in a benches clearing brawl that resulted in zero penalties or elections. First down after the interception return. . . Lol.

  • @ClaytonBigsby01
    @ClaytonBigsby01 Před 3 lety +64

    Tosh you one of the last real comedians left . Never change for the racebaiters .

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 Před 3 lety +8

      oh hey, Sean Hannity is pretending to be black again

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 Před 2 lety +6

      @Alex Dahl "I've known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years, great guy, we party alot. We even have the same taste in women, hot and young" -Donald Trump, New York Magazine, 2002

    • @hapaharley1706
      @hapaharley1706 Před 2 lety +4

      @@NymbusCumulo928 -Bill Clinton, Esquire, 2001. Nice try though

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 Před 2 lety

      @@hapaharley1706 Trump, meanwhile, reportedly attended Epstein-hosted events in New York and Florida, as Epstein patronized the Mar-a-Lago Club. In 2002, Trump even gave a remarkable on-the-record comment about Epstein to a New York magazine journalist, calling him “terrific” and adding that he “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
      Last time I checked, Clinton hasn't been president for over two decades.
      Truth hurts, lies feel good.
      That's why I understand if you wanna keep lying to yourselves, it's ok.

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 Před 2 lety +1

      @LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe15 You can literally look it up for yourself

  • @tomoconnor7451
    @tomoconnor7451 Před rokem

    Stunt man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherquarry6234
    @christopherquarry6234 Před měsícem +1

    I love that you need to be a dog not a cat

  • @MegaPuggz
    @MegaPuggz Před 3 lety +3

    that dude absolutely cant run a 4.5-4.6 like he said lol

  • @taron801
    @taron801 Před 3 lety

    He better continue on CZcams

  • @thehunterstruck
    @thehunterstruck Před rokem

    I’m surprised the crowd was quiet on that Baylor dig

  • @whisker.biscuit8149
    @whisker.biscuit8149 Před rokem +1

    Bring tosh back

  • @TheMiamirep
    @TheMiamirep Před 3 lety +7

    Go Dolphins !!!

  • @MarcAndElena
    @MarcAndElena Před rokem

    As someone who lives In Brevard County, good to see him with the BCC shirt on.

  • @bretclaar1663
    @bretclaar1663 Před 3 lety +3

    There is no way he runs a 4.5

  • @FatTony_Football
    @FatTony_Football Před rokem

    I want Tosh in a ITYSL skit so bad

  • @kmastershizzznit9829
    @kmastershizzznit9829 Před rokem +2

    Tosh if you can hear this your dearly missed and your a fucking legend

    • @YaBoiJern757
      @YaBoiJern757 Před rokem

      No one can hear you buddy.. it's a CZcams comment

  • @Snowneutrino652
    @Snowneutrino652 Před 2 lety +1

    I always wonder how difficult it is to get parents to sign off on their kids saying certain things or hearing certain things

  • @CONEHEADDK
    @CONEHEADDK Před 3 lety +3

    Left cormer shower guy enjoyed it to much...

  • @dromingo6881
    @dromingo6881 Před 2 lety +3

    Sons of anarchy is a 6/10 in my book 🤣

  • @steveroark6393
    @steveroark6393 Před rokem

    At the press conference everybody was left handed.

  • @MichaelWoodlief-nf7ef
    @MichaelWoodlief-nf7ef Před 6 měsíci

    Blind kid playing football is the best.

  • @cpmow831
    @cpmow831 Před měsícem

    16:38 WTF is he talking about? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ddub1083
    @Ddub1083 Před 6 měsíci

    Web Redemption was ahead of its time... even today I see viral vids and im like man i wanna see a web redemption with that person lol

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 Před 5 měsíci

      Why was it ahead of its time?

    • @Ddub1083
      @Ddub1083 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@riverraisin1 because now we have people goin viral all the time and itd be nice to hear from those people.

  • @cody6394
    @cody6394 Před 2 lety

    What are you "ima lab technician" How much can you bench "385" Jesus that guy is full of surprise achievements.

  • @ef01mw
    @ef01mw Před 2 lety

    ....I like this Tosh Saban.

  • @drpepper8587
    @drpepper8587 Před 2 lety

    buzz cut daniel was a killer

  • @eugenediaz4386
    @eugenediaz4386 Před 9 měsíci

    Pew jock or pew jockey 8:51

  • @rickburgunder1687
    @rickburgunder1687 Před 3 lety

    I did the pole thing with my bike last week when I was high on heroin

    • @notrend_
      @notrend_ Před 2 lety

      Things that didn't happen

  • @djlutz9443
    @djlutz9443 Před 3 lety

    This show. Live PD. Miss them

  • @douggranger4739
    @douggranger4739 Před 3 lety

    Lmao when guy thew up