Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  • @LunchRoom
    @LunchRoom Před 4 lety +6273

    I played this for my wife just for the Netflix joke. She literally disappeared right before the joke. I had to pause and wait at a blank screen for her to wander back in.

    • @FlipNasty1
      @FlipNasty1 Před 4 lety +185

      Same thing... she's rinsing off right now

    • @lochinvar00465
      @lochinvar00465 Před 4 lety +138

      That's exactly what would happen if I tried to show it to my GF. She can't be on time for anything. If she says shes ready to go somewhere I know it's going to be at least 10 or 15 minutes......

    • @smotmot
      @smotmot Před 4 lety +123

      Haven't shown mine yet... Will update.
      Update
      Left me waiting to watch this for 27 minutes.

    • @naturegazer6749
      @naturegazer6749 Před 4 lety +57

      I'm totally guilty of this Netflix disappearance.

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 Před 4 lety +16

      lol

  • @sgtsnafubohica15
    @sgtsnafubohica15 Před 2 lety +1554

    When I was an adult with kids of my own, the first time I heard my Dad (StepDad) introduce me to a friend of his as "his daughter" my heart melted. He's said it about me for over twenty years but this one time I heard and understood the live he had for my brother and I. Even after divorce from my Mother, Dad was still who I called until I was 36; when he passed, he was my best friend. I was in all levels a Daddy's girl.

    • @coch2370
      @coch2370 Před 2 lety +53

      This is so sweet. ❤️
      Thanks for sharing

    • @vassilpapadak
      @vassilpapadak Před 2 lety +30

      Such a heartfelt comment. I feel touched

    • @sgtsnafubohica15
      @sgtsnafubohica15 Před 2 lety +128

      @@vassilpapadak he was an amazing man. So smart, so loving. My Mother broke his heart when I was 17 they divorced, he always called himself Dad #2 and I reminded him several times a Dad earns his title, we didn't need to be blood, he was Dad to me. I miss him so much, I wish everyday he was still here. I have no connection with my Mother, but Dad I could tell him anything and if I was wrong he would put me in my place. A Dad is someone who teaches you, stays up when you're ill, give punishments when I deserved it, but always said he loved me. When I graduated college he was the one telling me he knew I was intelligent, and to never stop learning. I now know five languages, studying my sixth. When I joined the Army and my brother was a Marine he had a flag pole built in his yard and flew both branches of the military we were in. After my first deployment my Dad said he was so proud of me and that moment I believed him. Such a jewel lost. I love my Daddy, and will till it's my time to see him again.

    • @marilynmccormick1658
      @marilynmccormick1658 Před 2 lety +28

      @@sgtsnafubohica15 You are indeed lucky. I rarely saw my father and when I did, he mostly ignored us kids. I had the greatest mom though.

    • @angelmacas1774
      @angelmacas1774 Před 2 lety +14

      Amazing comment. Thanks for sharing

  • @jbossnack
    @jbossnack Před 2 lety +800

    I got invited to Andy's birthday party when I was in 4th grade and it was awesome, his family was super nice and I had a great time. The next year he called me and asked if I could come to his birthday party and I had to ask my mom. She said sure but I didn't know his last name and it was before caller ID so I couldn't call to ask his address. When I saw him at Monday at school I could tell he was bummed I didn't come but I didn't know how to explain I didn't know his last name. So Andy if you're reading this, please accept this as my apology 30 years later. Love your jokes, you're awesome.

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou Před 2 lety +77

      Awe. Just commenting and liking, hoping others will too. And maybe it'll get pushed up in the algorithm and he'll see it. Good luck

    • @MZWAtheMAN_MzwamandlaDlamini91
      @MZWAtheMAN_MzwamandlaDlamini91 Před 2 lety +53

      That's the most refreshing and honest thing i read in awhile. Thank you for sharing.

    • @dreampsi2
      @dreampsi2 Před 2 lety +91

      Andy: "That's okay, John, for years I called you John Ballsack. It happens!"

    • @jbossnack
      @jbossnack Před 2 lety +53

      @@dreampsi2 😆 you just made me and my wife LOL at that

    • @sandythomas2837
      @sandythomas2837 Před 2 lety +20

      Hopefully if there are lots of replies to your comment, Andy Woodhull will be more likely to see it. I bet his birthday parties were fun.

  • @raereid689
    @raereid689 Před 2 lety +740

    Best stand up I've seen in years! He started off low key and got funnier and funnier without being crude. I'm wiping tears at 3 am. Thanks Andy.

    • @eljoelo2459
      @eljoelo2459 Před 2 lety +12

      You know those specials that you start laughing hysterically but by the end not so much? Yeah, this wasn't one of those, cracking up to the end.

    • @Booyafam213
      @Booyafam213 Před rokem +16

      My favorite part about his comedy is that it wasn’t crude.

    • @jfjc5694
      @jfjc5694 Před rokem +3

      @@Booyafam213 yes 🙌 I agree

    • @petertraveller6421
      @petertraveller6421 Před rokem +2

      Try Ismo, he is fun too.

    • @mikewagers6425
      @mikewagers6425 Před rokem

      @@Booyafam213 .,.

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 Před 4 lety +7309

    Dad jokes personified. This dude is way better than the polite claps he gets.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead Před 4 lety +195

      +
      Wi1dTiger
      Lots of hysterical laughter - to me that is much more important for a comedian.
      Clapping at a comedy show is weird except at the end. Laughter is the response to funny.

    • @Tapio86
      @Tapio86 Před 4 lety +31

      I didn't know Dad had the claps

    • @montablanc1
      @montablanc1 Před 4 lety +37

      @@Tapio86 neither did mom...

    • @montablanc1
      @montablanc1 Před 4 lety +4

      @@VestigialHead
      True,true

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti Před 4 lety +23

      His delivery is juuuuuuust a bit outside

  • @jacobromano4999
    @jacobromano4999 Před 4 lety +3146

    This guy killed it. Get this guy a Netflix special

    • @theoriginalheartstrummer
      @theoriginalheartstrummer Před 4 lety +26

      He's got an annoying habit of half-laughing every second sentence

    • @HaloWolf102
      @HaloWolf102 Před 4 lety +94

      @@theoriginalheartstrummer Laughter is contagious, and we are all human.

    • @J3rs3yM1k3
      @J3rs3yM1k3 Před 4 lety +125

      He can't get a Netflix special. He's actually funny.

    • @adamFromDurban
      @adamFromDurban Před 4 lety +14

      @@HaloWolf102 plus he's funny AF

    • @sirgalahad1470
      @sirgalahad1470 Před 4 lety +26

      @@theoriginalheartstrummer You are so dead on with that observation. His comedy would be so better if he was dry and deadpan

  • @ange2033
    @ange2033 Před 2 lety +146

    His comedy is so relatable. The lateness, the sassy teens, the stepparent. Love him.

  • @PatrickTheMick
    @PatrickTheMick Před 2 lety +156

    He made "THIRD ON A CALL LIST" funny!!! This guy is way above the norm. We have a genius here. No dead spots.

  • @imnavhuh7823
    @imnavhuh7823 Před 4 lety +2017

    Tuned in for one joke, listened to the whole thing.

    • @shanegrissom3297
      @shanegrissom3297 Před 4 lety +16

      Same here

    • @nathandennis1416
      @nathandennis1416 Před 4 lety +15

      Same didn’t even realize until I was like 15 mins in LOL

    • @TheGuzdar
      @TheGuzdar Před 4 lety +8

      came for the 1 joke listened to the whole thing didn't laugh once wtf was the point.

    • @jestexgarcia3601
      @jestexgarcia3601 Před 4 lety +1

      Same here

    • @CALIGS
      @CALIGS Před 4 lety +2

      I love the Dry Bar episodes like that

  • @emilynightingale7758
    @emilynightingale7758 Před 4 lety +8004

    i came here literally just to hear the one joke about being late and ended up watching the whole video...
    edit: thanks for all the likes, i don't think i've ever received so much attention in my life

  • @lilylichon1499
    @lilylichon1499 Před rokem +39

    Never heard of this comedian before. He is hilarious!!!! Officially a fan!!

  • @g.prince6265
    @g.prince6265 Před rokem +67

    No gimmick,this dude is just funny as hell!!

    • @g.prince6265
      @g.prince6265 Před rokem +3

      The Liam neeson snake thing,crushed me.hilarious.

  • @kofiofosu9051
    @kofiofosu9051 Před 4 lety +350

    “She was painting them clear...” 😹

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 4 lety +13

      "My brain broke. I went and mowed the lawn with the bubble popper."

  • @michellerenecrossman9446
    @michellerenecrossman9446 Před 4 lety +877

    I stayed here because honestly I just love this guy’s personality

    • @adamakoroma1611
      @adamakoroma1611 Před 4 lety +4

      Me too 😂

    • @ABH313
      @ABH313 Před 4 lety +6

      The jokes were pretty funny but yeah...I just like this guy

    • @camkam5
      @camkam5 Před 4 lety

      Adama Koroma moody lm
      Llmmmmlmlmmpmlmmmmlmmllmpmmlmlmmmommlmlmmmomommk

    • @camkam5
      @camkam5 Před 4 lety

      Alan Hale omlolllll
      Llmlomlmlmmlommlmllpmompmlmmllpompmmp

    • @camkam5
      @camkam5 Před 4 lety

      You more to do this moo oh oh my other girl love my love for me lol I’m so mllm

  • @ednaalencar6205
    @ednaalencar6205 Před 2 lety +227

    I love how clean your jokes are...and how realistic...🤣🤣🤣

    • @VskiDevs
      @VskiDevs Před rokem

      ikr🤣

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před rokem +3

      Especially then one about who he would rather save in a fire - his stepchild or his real child.

    • @cedarpoplar
      @cedarpoplar Před rokem +3

      Yeah, Drybar beats comedy central.
      I like the one where they both watch a video tape of their daughter playing soccer. He says, "Everyone is chasing the ball at the same time!". Man, that just cracks me up

    • @DanneyTanner
      @DanneyTanner Před 10 měsíci +1

      Real is always best... These jokes that the new generation tell are not funny at all..That because there a lie from your child hood imagination that came from a dream and worst of all the lie doesnt even make sence.

    • @sfischer5858
      @sfischer5858 Před 6 měsíci

      Especially the shower/rinsing off joke! L😂L HaHaHa 😂 😂 😂 Get It haha

  • @lolycandoit8658
    @lolycandoit8658 Před rokem +99

    This was hysterical. I laughed all the way home. thank you. So much better than listening to some of the political news.

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman Před 4 lety +451

    Woodhull's boat jokes had me closed eye chuckling. He could make a career of talking behind people's back. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo Před 4 lety +11

      i think he HAS made a career of talking behind peoples back ;)

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 Před 4 lety +5

      Its funnier to tell off people to their faces instead of being a coward

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Před 2 měsíci

      The boat had me ROLLING!!! 😂😂😂

  • @hil1249
    @hil1249 Před 4 lety +2216

    I love how funny this was and not at all dirty in any way, just talking about ordinary things, thats talent

    • @user-yr7sy6ev9v
      @user-yr7sy6ev9v Před 4 lety +29

      Why would dirty stuff be a negative lol

    • @dandixon4034
      @dandixon4034 Před 4 lety +9

      Read this,funny is funny not ugly words,listen to jerry clouwers,fluffy,and this guy

    • @stephenpaulson8313
      @stephenpaulson8313 Před 4 lety +49

      That's why this is called dry bar comedy. It's all relatively clean.

    • @user-yr7sy6ev9v
      @user-yr7sy6ev9v Před 4 lety +12

      Kay Mitchell how are you so soft that swearing isn’t even a part of your vocabulary, you sound like a child

    • @texashankpalmer876
      @texashankpalmer876 Před 4 lety +28

      @@user-yr7sy6ev9v I think the point he's making is that it takes a lot of talent to be funny without the dirty stuff. Because we all know the dirty stuff is funny as hell lol.

  • @redneckmetalhead1931
    @redneckmetalhead1931 Před 2 lety +59

    The howling lady laughing at 6:45 is at the right show, for sure. Andy deserves that type of laughter

  • @science4ever025
    @science4ever025 Před 2 lety +72

    Andy Woodhall is absolutely hilarious. I was in pain and he made me forget I was in pain. Nobody can do that. Love him!

  • @billbirchman362
    @billbirchman362 Před 4 lety +2520

    Dude, this guy IS FUNNY. "I'm not smart enough. I have 37 years of life experience leading me to believe that what I'm seeing right now is called a shower, and you just told me it wasn't. I don't know where we go from here."

    • @julierichens4218
      @julierichens4218 Před 4 lety +56

      Omgosh! I've been living with the male version of his wife for 43 years! I thought I was the only one getting gaslit on a regular basis!

    • @marscruz
      @marscruz Před 4 lety +22

      This is called gaslighting. His step daughter does it to him when he calls her on the flossing thing. Mom teaches her daughters how to do it. He cries. Yeah, he's winning?

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 Před 4 lety +16

      The boat joke tho!! Bruhhhhh ☠☠

    • @mirmalchik
      @mirmalchik Před 4 lety +44

      yeah people kind of overuse the term "gaslighting" as if it's just a synonym for lying. the distinction is that gaslighting is for the purpose of convincing the gaslit party that they are mentally ill. it's pretty clear if you watch the movie from which the term is derived. In Gaslight with Ingrid Bergman, the man who murdered her aunt marries Bergman and gradually convinces her to question her sanity by accusing her of losing and forgetting and stealing and moving things that he "loses" for her. She can't imagine that he would be manipulating her like this and comes to assume that she's blacking out and doing strange things without reason. But he gets his in the end, and even though her revenge is as passive as you'd expect in an American movie from the era of black and white film, Bergman's closing monologue is goddamn genius. Watch it, it's worth it. And stop pretending gaslighting = lying, please.

    • @Cisco661Barber
      @Cisco661Barber Před 3 lety +3

      I agree xD

  • @marylsanz
    @marylsanz Před 4 lety +195

    Wife, "Me being late is the number 1 source of income right now." 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

  • @ItsTheLittleThingsInLife1111

    I think it’s so good that he calls them “his girls” that’s natural paternal love right there.

  • @Nostalgianic
    @Nostalgianic Před 4 měsíci +5

    Andy Woodhull's routine is my fav! I've probably seen it 3-4 times now. I love his delivery and clean style! Totally feel comfortable sharing it with everybody. Thank you,, Andy and Dry Bar Comedy!

  • @skylabeef
    @skylabeef Před 4 lety +329

    Yo the bubble mower joke against his wife painting her nails clear was so flawless, simple and GENUIS

  • @jamiepatterson1214
    @jamiepatterson1214 Před 4 lety +1003

    His whole routine was hilarious. The jokes flowed into each other seamlessly.

    • @saraspivey1129
      @saraspivey1129 Před 4 lety +9

      I said the same thing. He made it look effortless.

    • @OnlyJalonPhd
      @OnlyJalonPhd Před 4 lety +2

      He’s really good!! His segue’s are seamless.

    • @nancyjackson8600
      @nancyjackson8600 Před 4 lety +1

      Funny

    • @lt7automotive931
      @lt7automotive931 Před 4 lety +1

      Except from daughter running a 16 minute mile to birds in the backyard. This one stood out because his other segues were so good.

  • @dajag6846
    @dajag6846 Před 2 lety +9

    What a guy! What a great show.
    He really deserves more exposure.

  • @MylesCorpVs
    @MylesCorpVs Před rokem +22

    He did not disappoint. Job well done 👏🏾

  • @joebuckaroo82
    @joebuckaroo82 Před 3 lety +1833

    As a husband and step parent, I relate to everything he said. This guy's hilarious.

    • @tamilee9462
      @tamilee9462 Před 3 lety +27

      I know riiight! I'm sending this to my Pops. My "step father" is the best ever. He'll appreciate the "Laziness of the Teenager"

    • @SomeAustrianPainter
      @SomeAustrianPainter Před 3 lety +5

      E

    • @t.s.gilmer8397
      @t.s.gilmer8397 Před 3 lety +4

      Typical step parent

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney Před 3 lety +3

      should show it to the kids with a straight face xD

    • @user-zi2ue5nz4x
      @user-zi2ue5nz4x Před 3 lety +14

      I am the third person on emergency contact list holy s*** that's so funny because it's true

  • @woodymcwooderson7579
    @woodymcwooderson7579 Před 4 lety +1851

    Just so yall know. When you start the video, skip to the end and then hit replay. No ads that way. I'm only passing along information that was so selflessly given to me.

    • @fountunes4495
      @fountunes4495 Před 4 lety +16

      Jacob Grant Thank you😊

    • @NixonRexzile-xz4sq
      @NixonRexzile-xz4sq Před 4 lety +16

      @TheMowens oh thats why i don't see ads lol!!!!

    • @ntt2k
      @ntt2k Před 4 lety +65

      @TheMowens That's harder to set up on mobile. Hope this trick works on my phone

    • @itsExtinquish
      @itsExtinquish Před 4 lety +33

      A God among men...

    • @bentleyj02
      @bentleyj02 Před 4 lety +52

      Not all heroes wear capes!! 👍🙌

  • @SpecialKayyyy
    @SpecialKayyyy Před rokem +9

    I've seen this at least 10 times and still laugh every time. I watch this once or twice a month. I love Andy's set. Really funny guy. Thanks for the laughter, Andy, great job.

  • @cdratton
    @cdratton Před rokem +9

    This is one of my absolute favorite bits; he's hillarious!!

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV Před 4 lety +1140

    "I'm not taking a shower, I'm rinsing off."
    Dang, those alternative facts. 🤣

    • @littlegoatgt
      @littlegoatgt Před 4 lety +29

      Hair still dry = rinse.

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 Před 4 lety +12

      Solipsistic female nature

    • @DevinMacGregor
      @DevinMacGregor Před 4 lety +20

      @@littlegoatgt She was rinsing off for half an hour? What was she rinsing off?

    • @danielnobel5869
      @danielnobel5869 Před 4 lety +4

      @@DevinMacGregor jizx

    • @velvetrose7729
      @velvetrose7729 Před 4 lety +14

      @@DevinMacGregor Her Body.....Washing JUST the Body is a rinse.
      Washing the Body + Hair...is a Shower!

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 Před 3 lety +145

    He must be a very good father. He really analyses all those situations deeply.

  • @christopherspick5111
    @christopherspick5111 Před 2 lety +5

    This came up as a suggested video, 66 years old and had me in stitches, really enjoyed your take on things, very very funny ,.

  • @jobahhaboj9642
    @jobahhaboj9642 Před rokem +6

    Slightly twisted in an honest sort of way. Very entertaining and enjoyable!

  • @krystellegibson9614
    @krystellegibson9614 Před 4 lety +717

    This guy has never had a child of his own and yet he is an ingenious parent

    • @mottyreef
      @mottyreef Před 4 lety +42

      most people who make good parents don't have kids.

    • @constancemontgomery3723
      @constancemontgomery3723 Před 4 lety +6

      He does have a kid watch it again

    • @rafaelreyes9100
      @rafaelreyes9100 Před 4 lety +10

      He actually has 2 step daughters. Watch it again both of you.

    • @bobbygalyon5580
      @bobbygalyon5580 Před 4 lety +43

      He has two step daughters, he in fact has kids. You must be young, so ill drop some knowledge on you...Just because those two girls arent his biological children doesnt mean he doesnt have kids. Hes supporting, nurturing and loving them...that makes them his kids. I know guys that made women pregnant and left, those guys dont have kids and dont deserve the title "parent."

    • @constancemontgomery3723
      @constancemontgomery3723 Před 4 lety +2

      He has his own child too he talks about it during the joke about the boat which boat hr would save if he only had time to save one

  • @Donnaisnow
    @Donnaisnow Před 4 lety +229

    One large popcorn, extra butter, no napkins- we have a look we’re trying to go for. Haha!

  • @hezebelbeing
    @hezebelbeing Před 2 lety +9

    Joke after joke after joke, his delivery and ease...and FUNNY, on par with Gaffigan, Really good.

  • @diannahall7727
    @diannahall7727 Před 2 lety +12

    So funny and loved how clean his jokes were. I could share them with my niece.

  • @ashleyjoyner6430
    @ashleyjoyner6430 Před 4 lety +296

    I love how tickled he gets at his own jokes! It's adorable!

    • @destree6348
      @destree6348 Před 4 lety +1

      Ashley Joyner Super cute!

    • @littlegoatgt
      @littlegoatgt Před 4 lety +2

      yeah he's a cross between Ron White's smirk and Mitch Hedberg's laid back observation comedy.

    • @lostlakepictures7378
      @lostlakepictures7378 Před 4 lety +4

      I find it annoying. But I think his material is funny.

    • @spickinicki3307
      @spickinicki3307 Před 4 lety +7

      I think he's actually hiding a speech impediment (very well) by doing this little laugh-like thing in his throat. And then he definitely found the perfect profession for himself. Good for him - and for us. :D

    • @jacobrobison9650
      @jacobrobison9650 Před 4 lety +4

      They don't laugh at there jokes. They laugh because the joy they experience seeing and hearing the audience

  • @jesse-5318
    @jesse-5318 Před 4 lety +1948

    Wow.. who IS this guy. This is the first time I've heard of him.. Bloody crackin up throughout the whole show, he is hilarious. This guy is VERY underrated for his level of talent. Does he have a youtube channel? Where can i find more of his performances? You are very talented Andy. Great job mate 👍😂

    • @briantw
      @briantw Před 4 lety +13

      There's this thing called Google. This is not Andy's channel.

    • @hunterfulks
      @hunterfulks Před 4 lety +178

      @@briantw Wow what a ray of sunshine you are, and just because it's not his channel doesn't mean he might not read a comment, ie his closing line where he literally quotes comments from his Conan video. Brighten up buttercup.

    • @Jennifer-bz8ki
      @Jennifer-bz8ki Před 4 lety +121

      @@briantw he knows it's not his channel sunshine. He simply asked if anyone knew if he had 1.
      This guy was happy after watching this great comedian & you just come in all sh%t% trying to still his happiness?
      What's seriously wrong with you???
      Get help I hope your life gets better 🤞

    • @danl.4743
      @danl.4743 Před 4 lety +53

      @@briantw I was about to say the same thing but then I read the response to your unhappy comment and I was glad I didn't post it myself. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

    • @nikkib5753
      @nikkib5753 Před 4 lety +12

      @@danl.4743 Truly awesome to say!! 👍 you rock! ❤

  • @anotherperson6934
    @anotherperson6934 Před rokem +36

    I watch Andy everytime his special comes up. I looooove how you can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh at his own jokes. Dude is hilarious!

  • @AWM2099
    @AWM2099 Před 2 lety +5

    After ages exceptional comedy. The whole gig was halirious and I didn't feel bored for a single sec. Bravo!!! Keep up.

  • @bettydeluxe5969
    @bettydeluxe5969 Před 4 lety +616

    It's nice to hear truly funny, clean humor. This guy's great.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker Před 4 lety +4

      Well... Its not all entirely "clean" per say. But yeah, no swearing and whatnot.

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 Před 4 lety

      U don't hear that anymore..until u hear fluffy..but yes u are correct...even comedy has changed..crazy huh

    • @dawnstone205
      @dawnstone205 Před 3 lety +2

      I get so sick of that comment.

    • @juliaxoxo6020
      @juliaxoxo6020 Před 3 lety

      Joe devito is super hilarious also!!!

    • @JosiahWarren
      @JosiahWarren Před 3 lety

      Can you share the link of what you are whatching ?

  • @Bluedragon2513
    @Bluedragon2513 Před 3 lety +552

    It's amazing that he dedicated a whole act about his family. Really says something about how much he integrated with them.

    • @edbunkers4516
      @edbunkers4516 Před 3 lety +11

      He's hilarious, I'm sure his family is laughing their butts off too!

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich Před 2 lety +14

      And...............they're his number one source of income. :-)

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 Před 2 lety +2

      @@randallulrich haaaaaa!!!!

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 Před rokem +1

      no its a easy source of boring material the old joke about getting married giving you a new hour of material

    • @joeuser633
      @joeuser633 Před rokem

      And yet he is divorced now.

  • @AfricanSunProductions
    @AfricanSunProductions Před rokem +7

    Andy, I didn't expect much when the video started, but man you are one funny dude! Thanks for making my day better.

  • @SubXaeroZA
    @SubXaeroZA Před 2 lety +31

    Love this guy! His punch lines have a sarcastic tone to them and makes the jokes even better. I can relate to so many of this jokes LOL

  • @amyl363
    @amyl363 Před 4 lety +533

    4.2 million views in under 4 months. Maybe Andy'll get some bigger gigs now; he deserves it!

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 Před 3 lety +8

      most viewed video on this channel

    • @bethmerryfield7186
      @bethmerryfield7186 Před 3 lety +7

      I hope Andy does some utube comedy from his home during covid. I would watch all the time!

    • @spazmobot
      @spazmobot Před 3 lety +10

      This is the comedy we all know, love and desperately need right now. I don't wanna be programmed, preached to, grossed out or be beaten over the head 24-7 w/politics. I just wanna laugh. And 6.2 million views tells me I'm not alone! He's wonderful.

    • @OoO-wq9cu
      @OoO-wq9cu Před 3 lety +2

      Just because people see a video doesn't mean they like it

  • @johndarcangelo6893
    @johndarcangelo6893 Před 4 lety +126

    This is one of the funniest sets ive heard in a while.

  • @LillithElaina
    @LillithElaina Před 2 lety +10

    One of my favorite comedians to this day!! love it!

  • @sungwalefika1366
    @sungwalefika1366 Před 2 lety +10

    Rewatching for the 8th time. Please can he get a Netflix special already

  • @poodlegirl55
    @poodlegirl55 Před 4 lety +442

    I love his little giggle as he speaks.

    • @harpoon_bakery162
      @harpoon_bakery162 Před 4 lety +5

      That's the exact thing I hate. Reminds me of democrat/republican get up early/sleep in open mouth food chewing/closed mouth polite chewing

    • @danivie20
      @danivie20 Před 4 lety +4

      His act is great. It sounds to me like he's trying to stifle a cough.

  • @nagylevi3827
    @nagylevi3827 Před 4 lety +479

    There is no better comedy than joking about life's little tragedies.

  • @victoriamilonas1942
    @victoriamilonas1942 Před 2 lety +100

    I love the half laugh he does as he delivers his jokes. It's as though he knows it will kill and wants to warn us.

    • @donnymas1405
      @donnymas1405 Před rokem +1

      @@chrisflynn6036 Wow, thank you, that was beautiful.

    • @gracecase998
      @gracecase998 Před rokem +1

      Me too, his giggles are the best

    • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
      @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS Před rokem

      Robin Williams himself taught us the healing power of laughing at ourselves. Are you seriously shaming Robin Williams? Thank God he's dead now.

  • @Dr.Reason
    @Dr.Reason Před měsícem +1

    Have listened to this several times and it never gets old. This is among the very best of comedy. Brilliant at every line!

  • @RebeccaLee2424
    @RebeccaLee2424 Před 4 lety +471

    The part about his wife sleeping and denying that she was sleeping and he asked her if she was airing her throat out too, and the part about the gummy bears was epically hilarious! 😂😭

    • @Juliequeen771
      @Juliequeen771 Před 4 lety +2

      yes!!!

    • @noeldeal8087
      @noeldeal8087 Před 4 lety +4

      I like the colander joke...☺

    • @javierescontrias
      @javierescontrias Před 3 lety +8

      I once took my wife to the movies and she fell asleep. She was snoring with her mouth open. I grabbed the twix and dropped in her cleavage and she woke up screaming "crocarouch! Ahhh crocarouch" as she tried to slap it off her chest. I laughed soo hard the people told me to leave.

    • @RebeccaLee2424
      @RebeccaLee2424 Před 3 lety +1

      javier escontrias 😂😂

    • @tamarapowell6996
      @tamarapowell6996 Před 3 lety +3

      Rebecca Lee I absolutely SCREAMED laughing at that segment!!!! I even backed it up twice - he’s hilarious!!

  • @suzanneh975
    @suzanneh975 Před 4 lety +542

    "We didnt have the technology for this level of laziness." Omg 🤣 He's so right.
    I lost it about his daughter eating salad.

    • @russellreal
      @russellreal Před 4 lety +1

      dang you're pretty

    • @k4taraa
      @k4taraa Před 4 lety +10

      @@russellreal shut up

    • @russellreal
      @russellreal Před 4 lety +1

      @@k4taraa Why? You the internet police? Its the internet I can't tell someone that they're pretty? Are we that sensitive in 2020?

    • @k4taraa
      @k4taraa Před 4 lety +8

      @@russellreal shut up

    • @russellreal
      @russellreal Před 4 lety +1

      @@k4taraa :D

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 Před 2 lety +7

    You sir are truly gifted as the funniest comedian I have listened to in a long time! Thank you for all the laughter you brought out of me this evening! I truly needed to laugh! Wanda

  • @venomdonut6905
    @venomdonut6905 Před rokem +14

    Came across this by accident a couple years ago. Laughed so hard at this. Hope to see more from this guy.

  • @norainnoflowers1551
    @norainnoflowers1551 Před 4 lety +300

    LOLOL he’s like “she was painting them clear” poor dude

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh Před 4 lety +17

      😂 when he first mentioned the nail painting- 1st thought popped in my head was argument I had with my other half last week- he was aggravated I spent time painting my nails clear- he said it's pointless- I'm like um no it's not, and it was on... Then Andy said his wife's was clear, I about laughed myself onto the ground:) he's described every argument I've had in the last month 😁

    • @davidbrooks4294
      @davidbrooks4294 Před 4 lety +3

      Hey, she's the number one source of income . Who's #2 ? Heehee,#2.

    • @indigowarrior6469
      @indigowarrior6469 Před 4 lety

      David Brooks GOOD ONE 👍🏽🤚🏽🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @indigowarrior6469
      @indigowarrior6469 Před 4 lety

      Jayson B OMG 🤣 me too!!!
      He’s HILARIOUS!

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 4 lety +3

      @@DD-oi3vh Darling, if that's the worst argument you've had in the last month, you're in heaven!

  • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
    @ThatGuy-vi8ch Před 4 lety +158

    This man needs a Netflix special ASAP! I've laughed the entire time and it's refreshing to see someone this talented.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak Před 4 lety +1

      or you could just buy the show he just did and support him ? i think it was like 1$ on this channel (i think it as this one) about 1 year ago for it. :)

  • @teresabarrett3266
    @teresabarrett3266 Před rokem +5

    Andy you are adorable and absolutely hilarious!
    Thank You for the laughter.
    You have lightened my day!!!

  • @itellyouforfree7238
    @itellyouforfree7238 Před rokem +2

    very happy to have discovered this delightful artist

  • @Black_Ryze
    @Black_Ryze Před 4 lety +983

    Its the way he says MY GIRLS... ordered Chinese. He's the step dad but they're his kids. I love that the most, I think. Yeah the laughs are great too. :)

    • @chrisallum9044
      @chrisallum9044 Před 4 lety +13

      just pick well the first time and it won't be an issue ;)

    • @tysonhoyle8395
      @tysonhoyle8395 Před 4 lety +46

      Chris Allum, your reply is stupid.

    • @Xakarath
      @Xakarath Před 4 lety +3

      Id love to hear some rando refer to my kids as his 🙄

    • @soieatlizards9340
      @soieatlizards9340 Před 4 lety +46

      @@Xakarath If later in life you have to go through the unfortunate experience of a divorce, your (former) partner will most likely at some point find somebody new. At that point you can just hope it's a decent person who'll love your children as if they were their own and care for them. Better than someone who always has that "well they aren't MY kids" attitude. Growing up I had a stepdad I absolutely hated, and I stepmother I absolutely adored. Fortunately the stepdad is no longer in my life (forever in my siblings though). As for my stepmother, it was awesome that she and my mother got along well. Sometimes you gotta just do it for the kids. But with any luck you won't have to deal with any of that. Keep your relationship strong my friend.

    • @rogeliosoto6953
      @rogeliosoto6953 Před 4 lety +3

      Shut up. You probably have 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies lmfao

  • @bonniehuh
    @bonniehuh Před 3 lety +600

    19:25 - "I'd like to remind you that my wife as two daughters." -- I choked on my Coke. So funny. That joke deserved a way better response than the audience gave.

    • @garrettevans9193
      @garrettevans9193 Před 3 lety +2

      I didn't get that one. Could you explain it please?

    • @sweencreamer
      @sweencreamer Před 3 lety +55

      @@garrettevans9193 His wife doesn’t want another woman’s dishes in her house, yet she has another mans KIDS in the house.

    • @TheWidowStewart
      @TheWidowStewart Před 3 lety +50

      And his dishes don't kind of look like his ex-gf.
      Awesome.

    • @danielpool2039
      @danielpool2039 Před 3 lety +6

      One of the best bits I’ve ever heard.

    • @theon_ean_donly
      @theon_ean_donly Před 3 lety +8

      A third of the people didn't get it another third was offended,and the other was like I wonder if I can beat traffic

  • @pbjt2396
    @pbjt2396 Před 2 lety +10

    That was GREAT! Really enjoyed that good, clean humor. Thanks for the laughs! 😄

  • @phyllismay4384
    @phyllismay4384 Před rokem +14

    First time watching him, he's hilarious. Constantly wiping tears from my eyes.

  • @davidgrow204
    @davidgrow204 Před 3 lety +825

    This guy is rare… He made me laugh for 37 minutes and he never said one cuss word… We need more like him! keep up the good work Andy, some funny stuff!

    • @metalmolisher666
      @metalmolisher666 Před 3 lety +10

      So did Cosby.

    • @rj2011g
      @rj2011g Před 3 lety +1

      I noticed the same thing.

    • @rj2011g
      @rj2011g Před 3 lety +3

      @@metalmolisher666 Cosby was great the same way.
      He ended up human after all. There for awhile he was on a different level than mere mortals.

    • @rj2011g
      @rj2011g Před 3 lety +4

      I could see this guy do a different cleaner version of Married With Children where he is a good guy and the kids/wife are good, but all are like quirky as heck and he just kinda reacts with his humor and outlook.
      Smash hit!

    • @treymontgomery5959
      @treymontgomery5959 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rj2011g Great comeback. Made me think. You might have a career in comedy as well. The fact that you commented on this guys show speaks volumes. I too am impressed (more?) by clean comedians. Check out Brian Regan if you haven't already

  • @Maath86
    @Maath86 Před 4 lety +88

    this Man is a criminal, his jokes kills with laughter, witty clean comedy at it's best.

  • @undertaker6fd
    @undertaker6fd Před rokem +5

    This guy is hilarious! He needs to do more specials

  • @sazennonumber
    @sazennonumber Před rokem +6

    This kept me laughing every few seconds. Made my day!

  • @shumetesam7407
    @shumetesam7407 Před 4 lety +225

    oh my GOD the salad dressing joke killed me. I literally had to pause the video. Thank you so much for uploading such a pure talent.

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 Před 4 lety +5

      i had to pause several times to just decompress. he is incredibly talented

    • @brennencox516
      @brennencox516 Před 4 lety

      That was the only part I LOL'd

    • @Uatemydoodle
      @Uatemydoodle Před 4 lety

      Is there a joke I missed? How was that funny?

    • @brianbuckley9682
      @brianbuckley9682 Před 4 lety

      I just farted in my roommates cereal box

    • @brennencox516
      @brennencox516 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Uatemydoodle it's funny how lazy some people are. It's also how he described her eating a dry salad.

  • @brandonkane2063
    @brandonkane2063 Před 4 lety +259

    This entire thing was pure gold. I didn't stop laughing.

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral Před 4 lety +5

      Real jokes about life, not just pervert jokes. This is pure gold. How comedy should be

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway Před 2 lety +6

    How have I never heard of this guy? He's so funny!

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Před rokem +7

    One of the funniest specials I have seen! My sides hurt from laughing so much!

  • @katiekat4457
    @katiekat4457 Před 4 lety +296

    I didn’t think he was going to be funny but, he was absolutely hilarious. So funny. I’m glad I watched it. I had tears of laughter from lots of his jokes.

    • @ironmaven1760
      @ironmaven1760 Před 4 lety +8

      Me too lol...I wasnt sure about this guy but he turned out to be hilarious 😁

    • @kblewis3331
      @kblewis3331 Před 4 lety +6

      I know! I was laughing so hard I started chocking! He's Great!

    • @zombiasnow15
      @zombiasnow15 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh me too! I was sure I broke something! I couldn't stop laughing😅😅😅

    • @bonniehart1805
      @bonniehart1805 Před 4 lety

      @@ironmaven1760 u887549009op9bbhģ887677895407

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey Před 4 lety +1916

    This guy deserves more than a golf clap.

    • @TheUnatuber
      @TheUnatuber Před 4 lety +15

      Utah.

    • @lukethompson3983
      @lukethompson3983 Před 4 lety +35

      I think it was due to them being busy laughing extremely hard. They seem to laugh the entire time.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Před 4 lety +5

      2 golf claps?

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Před 4 lety +16

      He's like an American Michael McIntyre, which I think is a compliment 😶

    • @digital_gadget
      @digital_gadget Před 4 lety +1

      This presentation of the skit isn't as well presented as the one I saw before.

  • @d.patrickellis7465
    @d.patrickellis7465 Před 2 lety +13

    This comedian is hilarious!!! I listened to his routines over and over! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @fireballxl-5748
    @fireballxl-5748 Před 2 lety +4

    Great set. This guy has talent.

  • @maryrenshaw1107
    @maryrenshaw1107 Před 3 lety +441

    One time I was at a funeral with my Mom, and after a little bit my Mom starts snoring, and she snores loud. I told her wake up Mom, and she said I'm not sleeping, I'm praying.

    • @soulextracter
      @soulextracter Před 3 lety +13

      I once fell asleep while at a doctor's appointment with my mom. It was the first time seeing this new doctor, and I had forgotten I had that appointment, and probably sat up all night playing World of Warcraft. So I sit there in his office, half dead at like 9 in the morning probably starting to snore, and my mom elbowing me in my sleep. x'D This was back in my early teenage years.

    • @NikkiSchumacherOfficial
      @NikkiSchumacherOfficial Před 3 lety +3

      😂

    • @Mikeyjfox1
      @Mikeyjfox1 Před 3 lety +6

      I thought u were about to go dark with that joke and say it was her funeral lol

    • @jazzyjazz9872
      @jazzyjazz9872 Před 3 lety

      😅😆😆😆😆😂😂🤣

    • @amyboyce8829
      @amyboyce8829 Před 3 lety +1

      That's a GOOD one!

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan Před 4 lety +2345

    This guy is hysterical.
    He needs a better agent.

    • @seacoastview7253
      @seacoastview7253 Před 4 lety +111

      He absolutely needs a new agent. I watch quite a bit of stand-up but i've never once heard of this guy... which is pretty crazy. i came here literally to see the one joke that was advertised and like many others who've posted, watched the entire video. some very hilarious stuff i've never heard before... especially the final punch line!
      Update: i searched youtube and found about 10 vids from the last 6 years... all of them with the same material as above. 😭 i know it's pretty common for comedians to repeat bits that were funny and worked... but after watching 10 more it was so sad that i didn't see any different material. i guess maybe he needs a better agent AND a writer 😏 .....but the video above is still a scream and definitely his best.

    • @Brandon-qe3ej
      @Brandon-qe3ej Před 4 lety +104

      would have more gigs if she wasnt late so often

    • @jdawg119
      @jdawg119 Před 4 lety +7

      Brandon Holtzhausen hahaha

    • @mrsmacca126
      @mrsmacca126 Před 4 lety +5

      Fin Jan And, a stylist.

    • @MakeTeachRepeat
      @MakeTeachRepeat Před 4 lety +1

      This guy is lifting material and delivery from Mitch Hedburg.

  • @kristyanderson3307
    @kristyanderson3307 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I swear I've sent this to everyone of my friends n family and watched it at least 5x. Lmao. 😂I love it!!!

  • @anthonydoee9070
    @anthonydoee9070 Před 2 lety +6

    i love it when comedians laugh at their jokes...he does it so sincerely.

  • @Tr33Shade
    @Tr33Shade Před 4 lety +760

    No cursing, no racial bias. God, I Love it. Can we have more comedy like this?!!

    • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
      @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 Před 4 lety +17

      micheal martin if you like that kind of stuff then you might enjoy watching Michael McIntyre, unless you already watch him lol :)

    • @SunshineLuvsmusic
      @SunshineLuvsmusic Před 4 lety +7

      Completely hysterical and I agree with you... Fun and laughs for everyone.

    • @lukedavis6711
      @lukedavis6711 Před 4 lety +13

      Oh noes a bad word!

    • @fraserjwalker2327
      @fraserjwalker2327 Před 4 lety +25

      That's what this whole Dry Bar Comedy channel is. Stand-up without the cursing. I don't mind bad language in comedy, but I honestly think that when NOT cursing is a rule, the comics need to land those punchlines more tactfully. It's great!

    • @meandyourmanager4623
      @meandyourmanager4623 Před 4 lety +2

      That stuff is funny though, why? Because it's a joke, intended for that purpose. I will not talk to your manager.

  • @rallyfeind
    @rallyfeind Před 4 lety +133

    "And then my brain exploded.." truest frustration spoken in words.

  • @marilynmccormick1658
    @marilynmccormick1658 Před 2 lety +12

    I really liked this guy. He didn't resort to vulgarity like many comedians do. It's great to watch someone who is genuinely funny and he kept me laughing over & over. I really like his down to earth demeanor. He just threw the snake over the fence!!

  • @jamesdavis9747
    @jamesdavis9747 Před 2 lety +18

    This was actually pretty good and relatable. Keep going Bud!👏👏

  • @nathandennis1416
    @nathandennis1416 Před 4 lety +408

    I feel like the crowd wasn’t laughing as hard as they should of this guy killed it

    • @TheHellRanger
      @TheHellRanger Před 4 lety +5

      did you know that humor is extremely subjective and people like different kinds of jokes and so on? oh, you did not know that? figures...

    • @Xerophlume
      @Xerophlume Před 4 lety +10

      what does "should of" mean?

    • @harpoon_bakery162
      @harpoon_bakery162 Před 4 lety +1

      it's because he laughs at his own jokes.... he needs a delivery like Louie Anderson -- take a hint Andy, it could be a killer routine.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před 4 lety +3

      @@Xerophlume Go Away with correcting people's grammar! I'm sure you're a social media spelling Nazi, as well. Smh

    • @Xerophlume
      @Xerophlume Před 4 lety +12

      @@B_Bodziak It's just interesting to me, when you say "should of" it shows that you clearly have no idea what the words you're saying mean. Because otherwise you would know that you're trying to say "should've", a contraction of "should have". When you say "should of" it shows that you are just writing it the way you hear it, which is hilariously stupid.

  • @misteralias2850
    @misteralias2850 Před 4 lety +408

    I’ve never heard of this guy. Now I’m going to watch his routines.

    • @fabiolito28
      @fabiolito28 Před 4 lety +3

      Ok thanks for sharing your thoughts with everyone

    • @csb78nm
      @csb78nm Před 4 lety +3

      @@fabiolito28 Like you just did? Pot, meet kettle...

    • @misteralias2850
      @misteralias2850 Před 4 lety +2

      Cora Bee , that was exactly what I was thinking. 😄. Perhaps they meant it seriously and weren’t being flippant? It’s possible.

    • @kylacrush6810
      @kylacrush6810 Před 4 lety +3

      Mister Alias Same!! Thoroughly enjoyed every moment! His matter of fact candor combined with salient rationale is absolutely phenomenal!! Can’t wait to check out more of his routines!
      Plus any S.O that can provide witty banter & has accepted his wife’s perpetual tardiness (not that there’s anything wrong w/ that ;) instead of going into a blind rage has my Vote! What a lucky Girl she is to have the Best excuse for always being late as: ‘It’s just to give you more material for your act, Babe! aka our families’ largest profit source!! It may look like I’m just painting my nails but I’m actually ensuring our next mortgage payment... “

    • @misteralias2850
      @misteralias2850 Před 4 lety +1

      Kyla Crush , “it may look like I’m just painting my nails, but I’m actually securing our next mortgage payment...” 😂 Utterly brilliant. That behavior isn’t beyond the realm of possibility. Now I’m wondering if his wife is a comedian at heart as well. 😄 Inspiration and presentation truly are paramount in a career as nuanced as stand up.

  • @plumafina
    @plumafina Před rokem +1

    Listening again. You are sooooo funny and sweet.

  • @buckyb7658
    @buckyb7658 Před rokem +4

    I listen to drybar while cleaning the house. It makes cleaning more fun😁.

  • @andrewgreengrass647
    @andrewgreengrass647 Před 3 lety +139

    Naturally gifted as an comedian, I laughed through til the end, bravo Andy!

  • @LunaVeau
    @LunaVeau Před 4 lety +51

    As a husband and step father I found this hilarious and on point!

  • @TheJustReyes
    @TheJustReyes Před 2 lety +10

    This guy is hilarious! I want to see him live! Hahahaha good job

  • @NicoleWolcheski
    @NicoleWolcheski Před měsícem +1

    This show was HYSTERICAL!!!! Please know that I was laughing out loud the whole time!!!! Thank you for how awesome your comedian is!!!

  • @electricamir248
    @electricamir248 Před 4 lety +434

    I've never heard of him, but one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @cheridehart8625
      @cheridehart8625 Před 4 lety +2

      Me too!

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom Před 4 lety +1

      Same. I'm like whhoooo??? I'm fully gonna finish this video lol. Then I'm gonna see if anyone important knows him/has interviews. 😃

    • @matthewwhite2155
      @matthewwhite2155 Před 4 lety

      Same here!

  • @TheWidowStewart
    @TheWidowStewart Před 4 lety +311

    "You think you're gonna get a red one and you're not even awake, you're out of your mind!"

  • @caceveslewis
    @caceveslewis Před rokem +1

    Very good! I love that the comedy is clean too.

  • @FTWLiveMusicScene
    @FTWLiveMusicScene Před 2 měsíci +3

    'Was there someone playing defense' ? That was frickin' hilarious !