🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Paddy and Murphy are sitting at a bar sipping their beers... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Paddy and Murphy are sitting at a bar sipping their beers... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Paddy and Murphy are sitting at a bar sipping their beers...
Murphy turns to Paddy and says, "So, I guess you made it home ok last night. I mean, you were pretty drunk when you left the bar."
"Oh yeah," says Paddy, " I decided to leave my car here and take a bus home instead."
"Where did you find a bus around here?" asks Murphy.
"Actually, I was so drunk that I can't remember," replies Paddy...
"But it's a good thing I did because I passed a police checkpoint on the way home, and they were pulling over cars left and right and performing breathalyzer tests."
"Well, I'm glad you made it home safely," says Murphy.
"Yeah," agrees Paddy, "It was a real surprise to me."
Confused, Murphy asks, "Why are you surprised that you made it home safely if you took the bus?"
Paddy replies, "Well, ya see... "
"I've never driven a bus before."
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This was funny. I had a feeling that was the ending lol. I hope nobody was on the bus.Great voices😅
Just Paddy - hopefully 😂
@@grahamnutt8958 Let's hope 😅
I guess the buss driver must have been having a few himself huh? ( wonder how long it took the drunken bus driver to miss HIS bus )!!! 😮😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂!!!!
😅 lmao
Now that you've posted this @LOL the Police might have a purge on Public Transport.
This means that Paddy could get "Bus-ted" 😂😂😂
Ooof; time to grab my Coat & walk home 😁😁😁 lmfao.
😋😂
😂😂😂
Meanwhile, a local news TV channel reports that the missing city bus has been found on the mayor's front lawn with Paddy's wallet in it. Paddy's week is going to be interesting.
Just as I thought stolen
Bus and it knew the route home I thought only horses could do that. One and a half teaspoons of vanilla helped in the production of this comment🤗🙄😇💖💘🖤💜💙💛🧡❤️💗💓💞💕♥️❣️💟💚🍀💚💟❣️♥️💕💞💓💗❤️🧡💛💙💜🖤💘💖🖖🧓👍
No, Linda..... not stolen.
Misappropriated perhaps 😂 or 'borrowed" rofl 🤣
STOLE THE BUS???????!!! SURE !! must have been a SCHOOL BUS!!!! BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUS!!!!!!!! REAL EASY TO HIDE huh? 😮😮😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
@@earlwheelock7844 Dirty Harry found it 😁😁😁 lmfao
YEAH!!! DRIVIN BY A REAL NUT JOB ( but dirty Harry cracked his NUT in the end huh!?!) A 44mag will do it every time too
@@grahamnutt8958 misappropriation is using money not appropriately
Borrowing a bus without asking is essentially just theft