🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - (Discretion Advised) Little Johnny wakes up one morning... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Little Johnny wakes up one morning and heads downstairs... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Little Johnny wakes up one morning and heads downstairs for breakfast...
On the kitchen table is a huge plate of bacon, eggs, and a pitcher of milk.
As Johnny is about to sit down, his mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?"
"Not yet," says Little Johnny.
His mother says, "No breakfast for you, young man, until you do your chores."
Angrily, Little Johnny stomps out of the house to feed the chickens...
As he leaves the coop, he kicks a chicken.
He then heads to the field to feed the cows...
When he finishes, he kicks a cow.
Next, he goes to the sty to feed the pigs...
Still angry, he kicks a pig.
When Little Johnny finally arrives back at the kitchen table, he finds just a bowl of dry cereal...
"What happened to the eggs and bacon?" asks Johnny.
"Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week... "
"I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either."
Little Johnny asks, "Well, can I at least have some milk for my cereal?"
" I also saw you kick the cow," replies his mother, "So, no milk for a week."
Suddenly, an angry voice comes from the other room...
Tripping, the dad kicks the cat in anger.
As Little Johnny is eating his bowl of dry cereal, he looks up at his mother and asks...
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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I'm glad that this joke did not involve a Bucket 😂😂😂
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I am so use to this joke having the punchline "nice try".
Oh, I get it.
Well, at least he didn't kick a donkey, so it's still fair game. 😅
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Neigh...
Very good 😂
Thanks for the warning I have decided to trust you well I am now wondering what he is not getting for a week I have my suspicions 😮
HaHa, this was funny. Well except for the anamials that got kicked lol. Little Johnny never stops amazing me with his dare devil self. Dad, youre in trouble now. Great voices😅
All the animals kicked Little Johnny right back, one even scratched him... 😋
@@loljokes With that, he met his match😅
I didn't understand the cat thing.🤔
me neither
Has it something to do with p*ssy?
Those under the age of 60 probably don't get it.. come to think of it, those over the age of 60 don't get it either... 😋 (Kidding)
Cat is a slang sometimes used to name the female reproductive part, hope you understand now
@@cortizzzroberts8635 I did and I wrote the answer but CZcams didn't like it so they erased it. 😁
Love it!
Thank you! 😀
@@loljokes Welcome!
there's 3 minutes I'll never get back
Did you watch it twice? 😂
What is a chore?
A chore is a duty or task you're obligated to perform, often one that is unpleasant but necessary. 😀
I heard this EXACT joke not to long ago on this channel ( still very funny tho, "LITTLE " Johnny still at it too ) 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just recorded this one last week... I suspect you are watching other joke channels... SHAME ON YOU! 😂
@@loljokes I must have watched it elswhere because it had " LITTLE JOHNNY " in it, dont worry , 99% of the jokes I watch are YOU'RS as I always want to start my day with a LAUGH, AND YOUR JOKES ALLWAYS get a laugh out of ME !!!😆😆😆😆😆
Oops. Busted😆😆😆
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