🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A tour bus in Egypt stops in the middle of a town square... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A tour bus in Egypt stops in the middle of a town square... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A tour bus in Egypt stops in the middle of a town square...
The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.
One tourist looks at his watch, but it's broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatting down next to his camel...
"Do you have the time, sir?" he asks.
The local reaches out, and softly cups the camel’s genitals in his hand, then raises them up and down.
"It’s about 2:00," he says.
The tourist can’t believe what he just saw.
He runs back to the bus, and sure enough it's 2:00.
He rushes back, and tells a few of the fellow tourists, "The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel’s genitals!"
One of the doubtful tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time...
The same thing happens!
Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it's done...
He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel’s genitals.
The local says, "Sit down here and grab the camel’s genitals... "
"Now, lift them up in the air."
"Ok, now, look underneath them... "
"Do you see it?"
"What am I looking for?" asks the man.
The local replies...
"There's a clock over there on the wall."
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I remember this joke, except it involves a Filipino horse cart rider, with the clock being the one on the Manila City Hall.
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A hilarious description of the human condition.
Lol good one.
BOY!!!! THAT one caught me by surprise!!! THAT is what makes your jokes so funny ( sur hope that camel didnt have FLEAS)!! 😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! ROF LMAO on THAT one!!
Ha Ha. This was funny. I thought that would be the punchline. Poor Camel lol. Great voices the tourist reminded me of the late Pee Wee Herman.😅
I heard this joke years and years ago only it was a Mexican and his donkey. He was sitting on the ground and did the same thing to the donkey to see the clock on the tower.
Almost identical to one that I heard but it involved a Bull.