🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - An elderly couple are driving across the country... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - An elderly couple are driving across the country...
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
An elderly couple are driving across the country...
The woman is at the wheel when she is pulled over by the highway patrol.
"Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?" asks the police officer.
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
"May I see your license?" asks the officer.
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gives the officer her license...
"I see you're from Arkansas," says the officer...
"I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man replies...
"He thinks he knows you!"
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This was funny. Poor wife, if I would have heard that, I'm glad a policeman was there lol. Great voices especially the old man.😅
I thought the punchline was going to be "Turn on your hearing aid!"
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I was expecting:
He dated your sister.
😁😁😁😁 rofl 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Sure hope the old woman doesnt find out what the cop REALY said!!!! ( or its hot toung and COLD beans for you for supper) 😮😮😲😲😨😨😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ANOTHER great one!!!
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That was new!
Someone got robbed quite recently. The Mugger ended up giving *victim* his mask 🎭 and I will leave that up to the Subs to work out why lol.
Because the victim didn't have any money and the mugger felt sorry for him and thought the victim could start mugging people... 😋
LMAO now for the mystery that are the initials of my full name LMSDDG my parents JLSSDD and DESDD🙄🍀🌟💖🌟🍀🖖🧓👍