Cyrax - The Final Freakout of 2022
Vložit
- čas přidán 4. 01. 2023
- It was a long fruitful year for Chance. And what better way to cap it off then one final freakout with Marty, William, and Kate present. It’s a good one this week and I hope y’all enjoy it💯
William - / @williamgloryholeog
Marty - / @musicbizmarty7786
Videos Used - • Video
• Video - Hry
Cyrax is only above people BECAUSE he's in the attic. 💀
Here you deserve it: 👏
Nah bro that’s the king in his penthouse
I wish I could like this more than once.
“No I ain't” 🤣
Well... Also blind billy, But that poor dude literally didn't see it coming.
You gotta give credit to Cyrax for stepping up to the plate while Chris Chan is out of commission.
Chris is probably making more money in jail than Cyraxx is out of of jail.
I'm not the next Chris chan
Destroys his camera getting angry about the trolls like Chris
We were all wondering who was gonna pick up the slack and then a goblin hero stepped up and saved us
. . . L❄️L . . .
As Smokey once said: He's not the next Chris Chan, he's the first Cyraxx
"I'M NOT THE NEXT CHRIS CHAN!"
*punches his camera exactly like chris chan did*
I literally said to myself "well your Chris now" when he punched it. Now he's got a clip someone can always show out of context to make them laugh at him and immediately understand him
Now we wait for him to put curses on his enemies…
@@theguybehindyou4762Wizard saga coming soon
Right after flashing his infected goblin wee wee. Best 10 seconds to sum up cyraxx
You know it's a good rager when he let's out his goblin growl
I’m reminded of the time he growled and “sang” for like 8 straight hours on a stream and the next day said he went to the ER because his throat was bleeding and he was “coughing up blood”
When Raxx calls Gloryhole "Willy Wonka", how could Gloryhole not respond, "You are my Oompa Loompa"?
I was thinking the same thing. The comeback was right there.
I was waiting on him to say "If I'm willy wanka doesnt that make you my oompa loompa?😏"
The cyraxx would have been like "😳" I was waiting for willam to say it the entire video😔
@@subekennedy9554 Gloryhole should play a little Wonka flute to summon the Oompa Raxxpa.
That's the most romantic, beautiful little thing I've ever heard
I fucking cracked when that happened😂😂😂
When Cyrax talks like a gang member, It brings a tear to my eye.
Comedy gold.
Now that's skull scratcher comedy
We need to get the movie "Cyrax Goes to Compton" going. All we need is a film crew. Just drop Cyrax off on a corner and film what happens next
@ryantannar5301 gotta make sure it's a corner with a stop sign, though a pole of some kind would also work
@@TheWonkster I know just the spot, there's a burrito place near the Long Beach border that has burritos so good my dad once no joke was not dissuaded by a driveby in the parking lot, just ducked down and waited for his food. Kept going back for those burritos for years. Film crew's gotta eat after all
@@ryantannar5301 I’d love to see rax tango with some real hood niggas.
Cyraxx's brain "I winning, because I talk over people, who care if it makes sense or not, if they can't talk they aren't winning"
Exactly how he thinks too
Why use regular word when swear word and racist word do same 😂
If he ain’t last…he’s first.
That's the ben Shapiro Charlie Kirk way too. Also mark levin
@@SlashinatorZ Yep they always try to use big words and talk quickly, giving off "I am so smart" vibes
Everybody asks "how are you chance?" But they never ask "what are you chance?"
That's what I love about Gloryhole.
Everyone else trolls Cyraxx for a good laugh.
Gloryhole trolls Cyraxx out of pure unbridled spite
Marty definitely gets the best content out of raxx but omfg William Gloryhole is the funniest of the trolls. That call where he’s like “GET TO YOUR ROOM AND GO TO BED” still kills me
Whenever he goes face to face with Marty or William it’s sure to be good no doubt
@@SmokeyMcCepic foreshadowing!
I go back and listen to that Gloryhole call often because its so hilarious.
it’s so funny when chance just talks uninterrupted. it just reveals how deep his delusions/lies run
That fact that Cyrax called another person a skull scratcher doesn't even shock me at this point. Has he called anyone a goblin yet?
Yes many times
He once called Marty a “ crack head,toothless, mongoloid “
Projection is his go to
Yes. He has no creativity or originality. He's only able to use what other people have called him. His intellect is that low. He's a product of the things that are said to him or the CZcams videos he binge consumes. There's not much to him intellectually.
He’s called Marty a goblin, gollum, Oompa Loompa, VALD VITCH, VULLY VITCH, weird looking little VITCH, hills have eyes looking VITCH, and plenty more. Projecting is just one of his many predictable responses to being confronted with reality.
The fact he is incapable of understanding hypocrisy is genuinely incredible. Even chris could understand it a little
In that interview like thing he was asked "what does MO stand for?" He stated "method" then gloated about how he wasn't as stupid as they thought
I think he understands hypocrisy, he's just such a piece of shit that he doesn't care that he's a hypocrite and will try any pathetic lie he can to get out of a situation
Even Chris had like moments of clarity sometimes, but Chance? Nope, literally incapable to comprehend any of his actions.
@@nothisispatrick4644 I still vividly remember that video where Chris dressed up and walked around Charlottesville like a normal human being for a day. It was like seeing Bizzaro world for a moment.
@@earlye5011 isn’t it like motis operandi or something like that? I don’t know either but I swear it was Latin for something
Man I just knew he was gonna go berserk once Kate joined lol didn’t disappoint one bit💀💀💀
😂 it really didn’t bro
53:30 "go to bed, you're out of control" "you're in time out right now!" that had me bursting out laughing! lmao!
It's when he responds no that does it for me.
13:45 Will says "Take that d*ck out of your ear" immediately Cyrax replies saying "Take that d*ck out of your ear." the most blatant example of him just repeating insults people have used on him.
To chances credit (not really lol), there's a quote somewhere that goes like:
'I will never be ashamed of quoting a bad book if the line is good'.
So yeah, while he's a shameless hypocrite with no capacity for self-reflection, while he probably doesn't see it this way specifically, you can't really blame him for taking an insult and using it if it's a banger.
He stole his name lol what can’t he steal
The last freak out of a very eventful year in the cyrax-verse
This is the first time we've seen Kate appear in more than a year. She doesn't even talk about him anymore. The fact that he mentions her name on every single livestream is hilarious.
"you cannot fuck with something that is unfuckwithable" 👏
“You can’t bullshit a bullshitter.”
As soon as 'boogeyman the clown' came out of his mouth, I had to pause this video due to how hard I was laughing.
No matter how much of the goblin i watch I will never struggle to not lose my shit laughing whenever he says all this goofy shit with the utmost conviction and hatred. I think he's the first person on earth that has said the word Gloryhole that often and with that much rage behind it
For being so terrified of his enemies, Chance does an astounding job of hiding his fear. He never cowers or concedes.
2022 Cyrax has been extremely entertaining since Ian is in the slammer. Chris coming back, and everything else that has happened with the king of Skull Scratcher Barrow? Absolutely great, fantastic content as always Smokey
I imagine that Marty will give Cyrax a fucking stroke before Ian gets out of jail
Cyraxx is such a unique creature. You look at him and instantly feel sorry for him, thinking how difficult everything has been.
Then he speaks and every ounce of sympathy falls out the window. I still cant fathom how he is real, cyraxx is like the typical "ok we had Chris chan season 1 how do we top it?" A shitty tv show would do.
I think the only reason no-one has made a Comprehensive History on Cyraxx is because not even Geno Samuel could keep a neutral tone for 10 minutes before falling back to anger at how objectively unlikable he is
The amount of delusions, projections and lack of self-awareness that Cyrax constantly displays is just absolutely astonishing. It truly shows how unbelievable he can be.
hes more delusional than lorne
It’s a big part of the magic, one ounce of humility from him could ruin it all.
Cyraxx has such a way with words, he's like a poet.
😂😂🤪
Yeah, a very drunk, delusional, abusive, child creepin', narcissistic, hypocritical, angry, cowardly little poet. 😂
If cyrax was just a voice in a MW2 lobby he would be the king of shit talking. You couldn’t win.
Whenever i hear the goblin scream "Michael" i get reminded of the "MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE" Scene from fnaf
Cyrax looks like his DNA is held together with glitter glue and duct tape.
It wouldn’t surprise me if William Gloryhole is actually a parent.
The camera slap was fucking gold 🤣
He thought that stupid shit was so badass.
When he kept saying that he lives "rent free" in Williams head I couldn't help but wish they would say " no chance you live rent free in your grandmas attic"..I already watched this when I happened but wanted to hear your input on it..good work as usual.
"I'm nothing like Chris Chan!"
*Hits his camera*
Is he getting even more agitated than usual these past couple? It feels like an avengers movie with all the heroes showing up lmao
I love when cyraxx spontaneously gets a New Jersey accent 💀
These fake nicknames he has for his thug friends are hilarious
His entire thug talk kills me. “What’s goodie what’s goodie what’s goodie”
I love how Cyraxx's hair-trigger rage is a stark contrast to everyone's calm demeanor.
Also... how is that necklace not sliding off of him? Dude has no shoulders.
I feel so blessed to witness this lolcow in real time.
Marty has amazing patience. Be more like Marty and less than the Attic Goblin, people.
Very true 😂
Every video you do on Cyraxx is a automatic watch from me. Love watching the goblin scream and freakout.
As a normal person, If I repeated myself over and over again in an argument I'd immediately be screaming in my head "I'm so idiotic" or I'd get mad at myself. Cyraxx on the other hand can do it all day and think he did something
It's crazy that people like Cyrax really actually exist. So delusional, arrogant and yet so fascinating. Crazy stuff man seriously.
Edit: Just wanted to add this in, but I got an ad for a car dealership just as everyone was asking about Cyraxs car. Great timing.
Only a minor (no pun intended) detail I've noticed and I've know of Cyraxx for a couple years. His shoulders droop way more than they did when I first learned of him. Road to all those genetic defects catching up OA
If his shoulders slump much more they’ll invert and be going the other direction lmao
His hunchback is coming in nicely
What shoulders 🤣
Do you think that if Cyrax bites you with those ugly teeth of his you become a Were-Cyraxx?
I think you'll turn moreso into a zom-raxx.
🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣
No you just die from a bacterial infection 😂
He’s more like some horrible man-Komodo dragon hybrid. All that drool frothing from his cavernous maw is actually a highly potent bacterial venom. He bites ya, YA DUN!
No, just sepsis.
I look forward to the Cyrax videos not gonna lie they make me feel better about myself
Same! They’re great self help therapy.
@@masochismworld1507 true lmao 🤣 he’s a weird little creature and I take weird sort of happiness in that lmao
Lolcows are pretty good for depression. I can always say “well, at least I’m not Chance/Chris/Cobes.”
@@Kropothead TRUE like I think the thing is with Chris I always worry that I come off like him because I do have autism. I’ve actually had to ask people if I’m like Chris Chan and they’ve turned around with said no holy shit lmao
@@sarahanne__ Hey, I’m autistic myself so I get it! But no, you don’t strike me as the Chris type. I don’t think it’s inherent to the autism with people like that. It’s bad parents, schools that don’t understand neurodivergence, and a lack of socialization. People don’t just become a Chris, they’re made a Chris through the failure of multiple systems.
William Gloryhole is to Cyrax what The Pickle Man is to Chris Chan.😂
Not his arch enemy but clearly one of his top adversaries.
Ah, yes, Ambian. The hardest of all drugs.
Tbf I use to trip balls on ambien when I was prescribed it in college. You can get some nice wavy hallucinations on it...and also do a bunch of dumb shit on it too.
*Ambium.
Ambien is Zolpidem, right? I prefer Zopiclon. It's more like a real benzo than Zolpidem.
@@mattiassvanberg8292 yeah, ambien is the same as zolpidem
@@Kropothead you failed
Godsspeed, brother. You’re the one CZcamsr who actually feels genuine and I’ll stand by that. Your content is great on the Gods. I’m always looking forward to your stuff, it’s really nice to listen to when tryna chill out and forget the day
That's exactly what I use this for, reminds me how much worse life could be, plus it's hilarious 😂
I can’t believe they made an Unfriended and The Hills Have Eyes cross over. Wild.
Bro your Super Mario Sunshine background music is so soothing 😌
"Twat waffle"
The greatest thing ever said.
I've got more street cred in my pinched sciatic nerve than Cyrax.
59:04 always gets me giggling. The slow laugh starting up in response is too good
Chance is more of an ambush predator
Just like his dad.
Thanks for covering cyrax I was only here for Chris and through he was too boring but now I understand and makes a good Chris chan replacement
Im more of an Ethan Ralph kind of guy but Cyrax is unbelivable.
Ralph Vs Cyrax in the main event of Ralphamaina, book it now
Are there any videos on him I can't find many videos on him and his antics.
@@lambtony3317 the mr metokur bowling stream is a great ralph starting point, I home smokey dosent mind me self promoting but I have a few good ones on Ralph on my channel
@@Muss67 Battle of Jim's Driveway, Ralph vs. Cyrax. Honorable guests Muzic Biz Marty and William Gloryhole.
Hey @Audentum I've stumbled across your channel earlier and I did saw the few Ethan vids you have but I'm craving for more. So that's why I was asking I the first place.
😂😂😂😂 I started laughing at him when he said "go ahead and laugh at me and my suffering" 😂😂😂😂
You should run the picture of Tito through an ai upscaler. That would be interesting to see.
The collab and rage of the year. We may never reach these heights again.
"Unfuckwithable", I'm gonna use that
I think almost everyone has the same reaction as you had. Hear about cyraxx so see a picture of him and think to yourself oh I can't be doing that then curiosity gets the better of you and suddenly you're watching him yelling at the top of his lungs and spazzing out in the attic at all hours of the night
Him punching the Cam has some big chris chan energy.
Did anyone else laugh when he fake cryed and told us to laugh?😆
Kate coming in was the cherry on top.
“You first cutie”
When he smacked the cam and he said go to bed was classic af🤣😂
Dude the guy just let one ripp while he was doing a euology for Ken Block 😂
😂😂😂
Cyrax and Low Tier God are both descending into the LolCow Maelstrom. They will compete for Cheese pizza, they will duck low when someone they provoke decides they want some smoke, they will compete for Salt, they will both ban evade, they will both play victim, deflect, and put their eyes out with their own egotism.
He'll say the past is in the past but the past is not in the past for the people he doesn't like 😂
Will these trolls stop bothering this multimillionaire celebrity, I was in Akron listening to the smash hit "drift king (street racing scene)" on the radio. And then I saw a Chevy Tahoe with a lift kit, and I heard "light em up boys" and I see cyrax driving it, he then beat me in a race and after wining he threw 10k in cash through my car window. He then drove away not saying a word. I bet those trolls would kill for 10k and he gave it away like nothing
Also that's not an attic that's a luxury penthouse. Cyrax made the property value in Akron so high a normal house is worth billions. Half of Akron is uninhabited because of him. Its gonna be the new Dubai soon. That single room attic with roommates is worth 15 million a month.
He says he’s not the next Chris Chan but he’s knocking the camera over just like Chris did back in the day. 53:25
Cyraxx is a mix of Chris Chan and Jonathan Ross.
@@Rickzilla I forgot all about Ross, good call.
Cyraxx on his merch; "why would I promote stuff that I don't have yet?"
Also Cyraxx; promotes a "nation wide" tour before he has any real plans for said tour or any venues booked/dates agreed etc. because it was a figment of his warped & deluded imagination.
(The next day after he had excitedly and gleefully announced his tour he came online to say the tour couldn't go ahead for various bullsh*t reasons... absolutely hilarious!)
Bro I binge ur Chanel constantly and even sometimes fall asleep to the sounds of cyraxx being trolled happy new year bro to one of the best low cow content creators
When he screams and cries, I can't make out if he's having a stroke in real time, or if he now has Bells Palsy.
I do enjoy your little motivational spiels at the end of your videos. They help me forget I was just in the mindset of observing and/or being annoyed with a complete idiot.
Of course, now that I've noticed that they work and talked about how well they work, they're gonna stop working :P
Smokey you are giving him stress induced eczema he doesn't need that. It is incurable.
smokey man i like to thank you for making these videos 2022 really sucked ass for me these cyrax and other lolcow videos are so awesome and i look forward to your content every week thank you so much bro :) i hope u have a good year smokey
Fantastic vid Smokey. I get all my cyrax news from you and wouldn't have it any other way. Love you and this community ✌️
We take a moment for the handicapped society because Raxxo mocked them. Also thanks for covering this Smokey.
Hell yeah, always love your Cyrax videos
This just made my day. Smokey if you see this you’re a GOAT my guy. Much love from Maine
great video dude!! Hell of a way to end 2022 for ol cyrax
Better not lie again BOY
Dude, you’re the goat! What would I have done after finishing geno Sam’s 70 part chris Chan doc if you weren’t around? You’re killing it!
Yessss! God, what a way to end the year. Chancey really doesn't know when to stop, huh?
I was just listening to the whole thing at work, and damn. Goblin Boy's blowing up harder than last week's fireworks.
Report him to the IRS for not paying taxes on his merch sales lol
I did an edible, and it made the segment at 53:57 ten times funnier than when I first heard it. Cracked me up brother
The moment he smacked the cam was the moment he indirectly declared himself the next chris chan.
When Kate comes up with the name ‘30 but I look 14’, you know she hasn’t come to play.
at this point, i think even chris chan is sat in jail saying "can you believe this guy?" lol
“A good magician never reveals his tricks”
I can't believe WGH passed up the opportunity to call Cyraxx an Oompa-Loompa when he wouldn't shut up with his genius Willy Wonka insult.
today I listened to two grown men argue on the internet, lifes good
Cyrax will be shocked when he finds out what preorders are 🤣
The Cyrax freakout theme song is so underrated.
those words at the end were very needed. you’re so right
The way you described covering cyrax is exactly how i felt about watching his videos. I've never seen him, then i saw his face and said no fucking way lol but here I am a couple months later binging his videos 😂😂
Let's go! Love only brother!
Hope you had a great new year smokey, hope you spent it in the clouds
Omf god man... I was expecting you to say you choose 43 for Cyraxx but when you said 14 I just about died hahahhaha legendary.