Cyrax - The Thief Gets Robbed
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- čas přidán 21. 10. 2022
- Cyrax has had some trouble lately due to a hot new artist named “Wance Chilkins” coming onto the scene. Join me as we look at the life and times of Ole Cyrax. Hope y’all enjoy 💯
Drift King - • Drift King
William Glory - / channel
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Him saying he grew up in the racing scene because he watched a lot of nascar at home is like me saying i grew up in the racing scene because i'm a avid Mario Kart player.
I grew up on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean.
That is after I watched that tom hanks film. I cant remember the name of it. What do you expect, i seen it once years ago then I got stuck with no electricity etc on that island.
👁👄👁
you have better practice then he does for racing
Im a veteran and where in several tours of duty…played several call of dutys
@BDWriter such a great show, and im only 28 lol
I played mortal kombat so that makes me a martial artist
Yeezy once told me his biggest regret in life was not writing Drift King. We had a good cry over it
Yeezy would’ve given up the entire graduation album for Drift king
"Imagine that you're a music artist like me." Boy, that thought experiment took me to a really dark place.
Gold
why does raxx always film himself like he's the jumpscare at the end of a video you prank your coworkers with?
😂😂 basically is
once in a while, i watch a rax vid and im like "Man, that lighting is on point!!" "Even a broken clock..." i guess
Cuz he has scabs all over him. A big ol' misshaped head and poor hygiene. The dark hides some of that.
We talmbout Cyraxx jump scares??????
czcams.com/users/clipUgkxYzGhPy7ZIKAeE2kljeE3zUKWRYJB5uno
Bro is like Slendermans disabled nephew
'I been gangstalked every day of my life'
Bruh, he never goes outside. Ever.
A buddy troll mentioned gangstalking during one of his livestreams and it's since become part of his vocabulary.
@@TheShoguneagle cyraxx has to have a sub 50 IQ.
LOL! I don’t think it’s quite that low, but I’d be surprised if it was above 70.
And… his mom (his real one) was legit mentally-impaired, and likely drank while she carried him. Rupel himself is kind of a dent, so… we can see where it got it from.
That's really the only thing he says that's somewhat true. He is gangstalked to a degree. Not in the most narrow definition, but he's stalked online, there's no doubt about that.
"i comprehend things the way anybody else does" proceeds to give a blank stare of confusion lol
"I lost 2.1million"
~cyrax
@@Mewdo45 *1.2 mil
@They're trying to weaponize it cyraxx is the extra chromosome, he took over the host.
@Master Buckwild the 3rd Don't compare poor Pennywise to that guy
@Master Buckwild the 3rd At least Penny only wants to kill them. Also is a dedicated mother herself (yes, Pennywise is actually female)
Stealing from Cyrax is like breaking into the evidence room..
😂😂
I heard a whipping noise after I read that
cyraxx when he gets caught texting a minor 3 hours ago: "bro let that shit go its in the past man"
cyraxx when Wance Chilkins uploads some songs a week ago: "H1tler's a SAINT compared to you!"
Addy dindu nuffin
This is all new to me but this razz guy is like a more mental Lorne Armstrong except Lorne cries more like every day albeit usually fake like when he got arrested on To Catch a Predator!!
I see Wance Chillkins becoming the next liquid Chris and he’s gonna start making legit music and Cyrax is gonna lose his shit .
Exactly what I was thinking too Brotha 😂💯
Solid chance and liquid wance, the true troll saga
Wance spent time as djshadowblayde before he became a famous singer. During the last 7 years he has been perfecting his songs and now he has some angry goblin pretend to be him. Sickening.
You know I was thinking the exact same thing. Chance really is just another chris
Doubt it. Plus, that'd be unoriginal and stupid. It's been done before. Far better than whoever is behind Wance could possibly do.
Speaking of Lost innocence , this is the first verse in a nutshell "You came in and said I will make you pretty, in make-up and a pretty white dress. You told me I was a pretty kid ,men came in I didnt wanna go with them but you made me do it, you let them r***e me for cash" I cant imagine why any grown ass man would think these lyrics are problematic to sing and that it somehow would be wrong to exploit the suffering of a child for your own gain. Only Chance Wilkins.
How can Chance exploit a song Chilkins' wrote? Or, why is Chance exploiting Chilkins' genius?
Wait, WHAT?
LOL
Did Chance steal it word-for-word? And on top of that, does he claim to have made the lyrics? That's hilarious!
The question is…why did he find that poem? What was he searching for?
@@ShinFahima I havent read the poem in question but knowing Chance yeah he stole it word for word.
@@faustmeth That is a question worth asking but im not sure anyone would want an answer.
Man, I can’t wait to drive down the highway, roll the windows down, and blast some Wance Chilkins. Great video as usual👌
It’s such a great road trip song
Eeeeveryboooody Wance-Chil tonight!
Eeeeveryboody have fun tonight!
Rev those engines!!!
Well shit, Chance did it. He's finally got his own Liquid Saga!
So true 😂
I know! I think when based shaman was mimicking cyraxx he shoulda carried on with it but he stopped for a while, cos he could of be liquid chance
Cyrax is basically a real life Eric Cartman.
Nah, Eric cartman would have found the perpetrator and made him pay in some fucked up way. Like making him eat his own parents or some shit
Lol
@@Mewdo45 nanananaa I made you eat your parents
Nah Cartman is actually smart in some ways
I wouldn't say Cartman, definately someone from south park though.
If Cyrax were to "earn" a million dollars, I dread to think of the type of goblin he would evolve into.
I'd be devastated if someone stole my own work so I have some sympathy for Cyraxx... until I remember that he's an actual theif and this is karma.
❤😂❤😂❤❤😂😂❤🎉🎉❤🎉😂
this is the circle of life I guess. you're either the thief or the victim. Cyraxx was the Thief, now he's the victim. And he deserves it.
this is going to be a good one I can tell.
Beautifully put
Damn. Mother-fucking Shakespeare Logan. Brought a god damn tear to my eye 😥
YES! 😂
Cyrax cares far more about this than his mum.
For like a wise man once posted:
It's a Cyrax world, and we're all just living in it
Exactly
We just can't understand how good Chance truly is. He does not perform anywhere outside his room. That shows true confidence. He doesn't even compete in competitions actually she says he does but always find an excuse not to go. Let's be honest though how can someone compete with him honestly.
We will truly never understand
$1.2 million a month from streaming puts him up there with Ed Sheeran, Ariana Grande, and BTS.
@@neighbor472 worked at a restaurant? Are you insane? He should be NO where near food service or food prep, the dudes hygiene is atrocious!
A truly skilled performer wouldn't brag about winning at patrician music competitions that his "rivals" compete in. Like the god of music he is he doesn't even bother showing up, simply wins at the mere mention of his name, competitors and audience alike running in fear and awe from the thought of hearing his transcendent music.
C'mon guys, let's make Wance #1 on the hot 100. Call up your local radio stations and ask for Drift King.
Right? We all know Wance is the real Cyrax. Go along with it, he will be furious if we do.
Somebody needs to break it to our boy that life ain’t fair
According to cyrax yes it is
He has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Well, the lack thereof. Just call him Trap-less Atlas.
@@TheShoguneagle who isn't John Galt?
The fact that Cyrax cant drive makes it all the funnier.
Look at Chance... becoming Marty and trying to stifle an aspiring artist from achieving his dreams. He lived long enough to see himself become the villain of his own story.
Cyrax is living proof that life is unfair.
😂😂😂 facts
It's unfair he the way he was conceived-he and Riddle are living stereotypes of "rape babies"
😂
Cyrax is lucky Eugenics was abandoned in the US in 50’s because he wouldn’t be alive right now.
Rumor is that "Street Racing Scene" has made William so much money he no longer has to work. I knew that song was a banger. I hear William might get a record deal.
That close up of his eyes at 11:33 cracked me up, bravo!
It's so nice to see Cyraxx getting his shitty songs stolen only to have them done better than he could ever scream them. Also I'm genuinely surprised Cyraxx has never name dropped Smokey because Chance clearly obsesses over what people think of him.
The thief getting robbed is wild. 🤣🤣🤣💀💯
I think it's Hysterical when people go on CZcams thinking they're gonna become some sort of influencer and make millions of dollars and they just get laughed at and made fun of.
To be fair, Street racing scene was by far his best song and his only song that was bearable to listen to him perform. Any other time he was doing music and not sperging, I exit the stream but when street scene racing was rocking, I was there for it. The sweet sweet karma of Gloryhole stealing it, is just so good.
got cold chills listening to you at 4:10. Pure poetry my guy keep it up Wance Chilkins we love you!
Thank you my friend. It’s poetry in its truest form
William is a genius for this one. This dude has stolen countless artworks, beats, even books.
I really cant think of a more fitting troll.
The song that defined a generation gone😪
😢 terrible day
He paid with his life and lived to tell the tale. Amazing.
I like the way he rhymes go with go. Ghostface level wordplay.
That poem he stole was amazing. He literally sings about being impregnated...
Cyraxx mpreg. I always knew he was an omega
“I paid with my life” if only 😔
"are the fans in the room with us today"
Smokey coming in clutch with the Raxx vids, have a great one! 👍
Thank you my friend 💯
I bet an episode of Dr. Phil on him will be crazy lmao.
Censored af😂
33:35 gotta remember Cyraxx used a calculator and estimated, if you make $4,000/month and you add $169/month (Cyraxx's estimated tax amount on $4000) you will make $19,502,600/Month before taxes. Then you take your monthly amount, and times it by 365 days (1 year) you will make $7,118,449,000 /year. (Yes, he did just take the monthly amount (1 month) and instead of multiplying it by 12 month, he did it by 365 days).
On Average youtubers have said you make $3-$5 per 1000 views, so using the high amount , he would need around 240,000,000 million views a month.
😂😂 that would be so lit but sadly that is indeed not the case
I paused at 22:24 to check the comments. What an odd coincidence
I love that he raps so passionately about something he has never and can never do.
He grew up around the street racing scene? 😂😂 dude doesn't even leave his grandmas attic 🤣🤣
How did cyraxx come across that poem in the first place
That’s a great question
He’s got a good one eye for talent
Can’t wait for the wance chilkins sold out stadium tour to come to town , it’s gonna be fire 🔥 🤘🏻😆🤘🏻🔥
Can't wait to get drift King on vinyl!
Cyraxx and Chris Chan should start to date
Is that like when he got graped by blind Billy? Also wouldn't it be a great plot twist if Blind Billy turned out to be William Glory hole?
😂😂😂😂
Greatest plot twist in history
I'd like to mention this would most likely be a civil suit which means you can only really sue for damages, and Cyrax has no damages since neither of them are making enough money to be worth going to court over. So yeah this is illegal but as usual there's nothing cyrax can do about it, also its unlikely Cyrax could behave himself in a court enough to actually do a trial. idk i'm not a lawyer
Edit: I need to stop commenting before finishing a video, but fun fact about gang stalking, its primarily a concept used to describe a belief held by certain schizophrenics. Its not usually considered an actual description of a group behavior. Just food for thought.
Copyright infringement can also be a criminal offense when done on a mass scale. That's how the cops were able to arrest some of the guys behind the bay that sails the high seas. It has to be quite severe to make it to that level and Cyraxx's IP doesn't meet that threshold.
Now I'm wondering where he picked up that expression. That IS interesting.
@@NinjaGrrrl7734 Its also not uncommon for people who are described as being at risk to believe in gangstalking to pick up the term and start using it unironically like Cyrax, not saying he's schizophrenic necessarily but I wouldn't be surprised if he perhaps picked up the behavior from someone who is.
didn't marty some how buy the songs?
@@DasShaten most likely apart of the troll OP but I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow legally in the right.
Smoke you reading the lyrics off the screen is better than Cyraxx can do trying to reperform "his own" lyrics lmao
It gets stuck in your head so easily. I know every word 😂
Un ironically i like that song in a funny way
Anytime raxx stands up I'm expecting him to be flapping his bird around.
Imagine Cyrax having 1 mil out of nowhere! What do you think he'll do with the money?
Every time you upload I get happy, more background noise for when i'm grinding in my games.
Hope you have a good gaming sesh my friend 💯
How did he pay with his life if he isn't still in jail or dead?
😂😂 good point
I met someone who met him, she said “he smell like rotten rat juice”.
He looks like hed smell like hot garbage and his breath could peel paint off walls
"The thief complements the diamonds he steals if not thier owner" -gk chesterton
I still can't get over the epicness that is the name William gloryhole 😂😂😂😂
This far in the video to be a goat? No, you're the goat for providing good commentary over a lolcow who honestly doesn't get enough well digested content such as Chris Chan. Love the work, keep it up and Godspeed.
Always laugh at your cyraxx coverage man, keep it up
When my trainees do something stupid, I send them clips of chance screaming insults.
Wance Chilkins makes absolute bangers 👌 🔥
I would like to congratulate Mr. Gloryhole for his contributions to society as a whole...
The problem with Cyraxx and getting a lawyer isn't money, because there could be ways around paying up front as most know. The problem with Cyraxx and lawyers is if he ever sat down with one he would have to finally have fair use actually explained to him so will never have an excuse to get it wrong again. All I wonder is if he already realizes it and that's why he is avoiding the attempt, or if he is truly this terrifyingly oblivious.
Smoky your videos help me unwind and relax after a long day. Thanks man!
Someone should get "Streetracing Scene" into GTA. Cyraxx would suffer big time😂
If someone could mod it in, or just made a video edit and show it to Cyrax lmao
Wait!? He grew up in car culture and doesn't even have a driver's license? OMG! 😂😂😂 I hate to slam anyone, but this guy? Nope! He has everything he gets coming.
2.1 Millon on lost revenue? Shiiiit time to start releasing some cyrax remixes
What's really crazy is that his when his grandmother had a mini stroke, he did nothing, and let her drive herself to the hospital and said that mini stroke wasn't a big deal, instead of calling an ambulance. Even mini stroke can be very severe especially for his grandmother at her age.
Even worse, he made it all up.
@@intercoursehandguns851 yeah, found out about that last month. He is extremely sickening to the point that he will say anything to garner sympathy or pity, even though he has done that many times.
@@silence6813 Yeah. As for your original comment, it's telling that he's such a terrible person that even when he lies he makes himself look like a POS. He couldn't even make himself the hero of the story, being a lazy sociopath is all he knows.
Cyraxx got that floating shrunken head energy…out here looking like the dude from Beetlejuice n shit 😂
Think the same when he turns on his Xbox. Your remarks had me freaking rolling bro. Imma take a binger for you on your killer snarky remarks you're pulling in this vid
Thank you brotha😂
"i paid with my life" when hes talking about going to jail in 2012. lmao i wish you did bud
>I make so much money
>i can't afford a lawyer cause i have no money
IDK what it is about the homie raxx saying WHILLIHAM GLORYPHITCH, but it gets me everytime. For all his flaws he has pretty good comedic timing
Imagine being William Gloryhole and your life being more sad than mine.
Poor old Rex he never has any luck !🤣
Imagine your arch nemesis goes by william gloryhole lmaoooo
This is the perfect birthday present thanks so much!
Such a Tragedy Remember if the Trolls didn't Exist Chance Would be the Best Selling Artist of all time and a Millionaire he should be on Top of the World
Lmao that intimidation video for you, faaaantastic.
Cyraxx in his goblin lair
The only room he knows
...A Baseball Player? Is he going to try out for the Akron Ducks or something? The only position Cyrax would have for baseball is the guy they throw at the bees so the exterminator can come and clean up the nest.
I just love how he keeps saying "the fans.....my fans....etc...." I am not sure which Lolcow says this more; Chance Wilkins or Daniel Larsen. Tough call on this one. And NEITHER Lolcow even gets it that there are NO FANS!!! It's a close race here.
"Amazing episode on a struggling up and coming rapper/singer getting his art taken from him knowingly am nothing being done"
I just linked this to several friends into music, one even like my own non goblin Chance, and thanks to your editing he'll probably have to ask after if it's a joke.
Thank you for the crippling edible giggles that forethought alone has caused good sir!
Great video. Great channel. Shouts out to whoever suggested it in Raxx’s comments yesterday. Lol
Alright that's it. I'm convinced that Chance doesn't even try to say the word "ok" He doesn't even try. Just let's whatever sound that's gonna come out, come out.
Goes to jail for beating up his grandma.
Scared to death the whole 24 hours.
Proceeds to brag about it for years
Biggie been reeeeal quiet since Drift King dropped.
Cyrax: "I'm actually very articulate."
My gf last week after thirty seconds of listening to him, having no idea who this guy is: "How fucking drunk is this kid???"
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" -Random Ass Cop 2023
Lost innocence was the breaking point for me
Someone should make a diss track about cyrax and call it “your turn cutie”
Why hasn't anybody set him up at a local bar or restaurant? It would be absolutely hilarious watching him lose his mind when management tell him to leave 🤣
😂😂😂 brutal
The thing about Chance is, his streams aren’t for us or the trolls. They’re for that random passerby that see’s someone like Chance and heard things he’s saying the trolls are doing to him and painting this picture of an Artist whose self and fans being robbed and emotionally tortured, and then take sympathy on him. He’s taking pages out of Keffal’s handbook. You know he’s gotta aware how celebrated Keffal’s was and seen as a victims by the Normies that aren’t aware of what’s actually going on with these people and championed her cause to get KiwiFarms off the internet. Like she legitimately got her 15 minutes of fame, and was almost vindicated in the mainstream. He’s trying to play that hand but he’s such a despicable wretch that it’ll never happen.
Another great video as per usual.
Thank you my friend 💯
Lmao was in the middle of watching this when I saw he came out of retirement... CZcams is Cyrax's crack.
It's not particularly good for him but he gotta have it cus it's the only thing he's got going for himself.
It was a Jameson whiskey commercial; had an octopus in it...
This is like all the time people stole Sonichu from Chris. I still think that somebody created Sonichu before Chris did
Probably did😂 but then they turned 9 and forgot about it
The goblin math is strong with one.😂
That "I just told you" 28:00 made me lose my shit Lmfao.
Me and my wife love the long videos on this goblin!
Lol Welcome to the music business
I gotta say tho the Wance Chilkins version of "drift king" is sooo much better than the original