Cyrax Goes To Court - Argues With The Police - And Fires His Own Lawyer

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  • čas přidán 27. 07. 2023
  • Cyrax has had a rough month and it all culminated when he went for his Court hearing the other day. Let’s look at how we got here and what happened after and I hope you enjoy my friends 💯
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  • @MrWaifuTaker
    @MrWaifuTaker Před 11 měsíci +293

    I love how Cyraxx is ignoring his public defender's orders to stay offline.

    • @penskepc2374
      @penskepc2374 Před 11 měsíci +4

      A lawyer can't order you to do anything, they work for you until they dont

    • @dude2499
      @dude2499 Před 11 měsíci +17

      “That won’t do nothin’!”
      -Cyraxx, probably

    • @thealmightyjack
      @thealmightyjack Před 11 měsíci

      @@penskepc2374 okay Chase. We know this is your burner account.

    • @penskepc2374
      @penskepc2374 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@thealmightyjack chance would be the one denying reality, so in this scenario you're Cyrax.

    • @titaniumspike1779
      @titaniumspike1779 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@penskepc2374 can a doctor order you to do something?

  • @Honey_Daddy
    @Honey_Daddy Před 11 měsíci +192

    That firefighter/emt who called him out for assaulting dude with a bat is a savage.

    • @tacticoolgun
      @tacticoolgun Před 11 měsíci +10

      It wasn’t the EMT guy, it was the cop with them at the time, who were seeing the bodycam through. He said that and then told the EMT guys they’re good to go after they were like “umm. Yeah that’s not on us, we’re gonna get going” 😂 still savage regardless.

    • @Honey_Daddy
      @Honey_Daddy Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@tacticoolgun oh, that was a cop? Got it. I just thought he called 911 and they sent EMTs because clearly there's a 43 in distress and he may need an all expenses paid trip to the Ohio State hospital for crazy vitches. O'hay, I for sure should have thought harder, so you win this one, Mr. Tacticool, but next time won't be so easy because I'll defend my family with my tenticool. If you show up at my doorstep again with that correct comment of fighting words, which is your weapon, I may be far more tacticruel next time. You may be correct, but you NEED TA STOP! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! EDDDDDDDDDDDDD!¡!!!!

    • @tacticoolgun
      @tacticoolgun Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@Honey_Daddy okay

    • @milk4984
      @milk4984 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@tacticoolgun💀💀💀

  • @Pubsy3D
    @Pubsy3D Před 11 měsíci +762

    It always make me cackle when Chase is trying to be taken seriously by the police and then says “There’s evidence of the cops mocking me on *_William Gloryhole’s_* CZcams channel.”
    I would not be able to take anyone seriously after that.

    • @pladampa
      @pladampa Před 11 měsíci +79

      I love that too that he has to tell cops about a guy named William Gloryhole. Shoutout to WILLIAM for keeping us up to date.

    • @Fausto_4841
      @Fausto_4841 Před 11 měsíci +89

      William Gloryhole is one of the best internet handles. "trust me when i say if you just google gloryhole you'll see what i've been dealing with"

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 Před 11 měsíci +19

      I wonder how many times he's told someone
      "NO, Just go on youtube and type in 'William Gloryhole' "
      Note: I already typed this and it isn't showing up.
      If this is a redundant duplicate, I apologize and will delete this comment.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před 11 měsíci +28

      "Guess whos on the phone! Its *GLORY HOLE*

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 Před 11 měsíci

      @@nignamedmutt7270He and his DASTARDLY wife, Gloria Hole

  • @SomeRogueAI
    @SomeRogueAI Před 11 měsíci +311

    Imagine making it all the way through law school, grinding away studying to pass the bar, then probably having to cut your teeth as a public defender before getting hired on at a good law firm. All of that culminating in you getting assigned Cyraxx as one of your clients. That's some cosmically bad luck right there.

    • @sweetsexypickles
      @sweetsexypickles Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@chubbynugget you'd be surprised...people know how to get rid of assets VERY quickly to be deemed "indigent".

    • @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN
      @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN Před 11 měsíci +20

      I used to work at a little store with a little gas station that was downtown in a suburban kinda New England city. We were closeby the courthouse on main street, and we had coffee.
      You would think lawyers all got that money but, my perception is that starting out, these public defender's and such, seem broke as 💩
      There was a certain one hour period when we sold coffee for like, 33 cents or smth, and these public defenders would pop in during that window to get their coffee
      The first time I ever rang it out, the manager didn't bother doing ANY training save for ensuring I knew to drop cash in the safe every time I surpassed $50 in the drawer, so I didn't know to ring it out however way and it turned into some weird confusing thing and, this dude like stuck around and waited for me for like 5 solid minutes of trying to fix my error. To pay 33 cents, rather than 65 cents, or smth
      But after that too, I noticed this dude was always wearing the same suit, skinny, never bought a thing but 30 cents coffees. I know many are just thrifty by nature, but this guy had super broke vibes

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin Před 11 měsíci +4

      Absolutely Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror levels of bad luck.

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 Před 11 měsíci +1

      You need a new class when it comes to lolcows.

    • @NintendoBoy64
      @NintendoBoy64 Před 11 měsíci +4

      and that's how James McGill became Saul Goodman

  • @wil.d_sage
    @wil.d_sage Před 11 měsíci +325

    I love how he says his attorney doesn’t have his best interests at heart and how he wants one who isn’t a troll. His attorney isn’t blowing sunshine up his ass like Sally does and that means his a troll. That trial is going to be hilarious

    • @yeeyeebangos9409
      @yeeyeebangos9409 Před 11 měsíci +37

      Right, Sally has had a firsthand influence in making her son feel invincible and now it’s all gonna come crashing down on him. Hope she’s proud of herself

    • @ruinerblodsinn6648
      @ruinerblodsinn6648 Před 11 měsíci +14

      Welcome to the insane inner workings of a lolcow

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin Před 11 měsíci +1

      NO, NO. SHUT DA FAQ UP AN LISTEN YA HONAH, LISTEN HERE, SHUT UP YA HONAH, SHUT UP NI.....CE WURD BOI!! YA FUGGIN "more random garbled slurs and drooling eveeywhere while throwing up both middle fingers"

    • @tylerneumann3460
      @tylerneumann3460 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Hes gonna get a contempt charge put on him lol theyre gonna have to drag him out that courtroom hes not gonna shut up knowing cyrax he'll probably call the judge a vitch

    • @Db--jt7bt
      @Db--jt7bt Před 10 měsíci

      A good public defender has two strategies: blow sunshine up Cyraxx’s ass to avoid getting fired, or keep minimal contact until a plea agreement has been reached and convey to ‘Raxx that he will lose horribly in a trial.

  • @welcome_to_the_own_zone
    @welcome_to_the_own_zone Před 10 měsíci +286

    This dispatcher is a saint. I did that job for over a decade and this call would have been over in 10 seconds. They 100% all know and hate him. They see his phone number on the caller ID and yell "NOPE, NOT IT", then the lower tenured person has to deal with him. Whenever they come on shift they hear about the latest goblin antics and just pray hes behind bars so they dont have to deal with him for the day.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Před 11 měsíci +23

      For sure, you know that lady is probably one they were sad to let her handle it, but also knew she'd be the only one willing to put up with his constant talking over of authorities, which where I'm from, they do not like.

    • @goofu
      @goofu Před 11 měsíci +22

      i’ve seen so many crap dispatchers in police videos but chase has literally never gotten a rude one, either he’s really lucky or akron has a great lineup of dispatchers

    • @welcome_to_the_own_zone
      @welcome_to_the_own_zone Před 11 měsíci +19

      @@goofu I dont think anyone I ever worked with was rude, perse, but its a weird job. If I'm talking to goblin, who i know is a low priority, but I also have another line ringing that could potentially be a fatal car accident, a shooter, a heart attack, then I'm going to have to tell him to call back later. It must of been a slow day at Akron PD.

    • @thealmightyjack
      @thealmightyjack Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@welcome_to_the_own_zone Akron is full of goblins much more violent than Chase. Chase is probably the safest waste of time for them at the end of the day so they humor him until he inevitably incriminated himself into a situation where they forcefully institutionalize him.

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Each time I see the word "dispatcher", I always think back to the dispatcher from Scape and Run: Parasites.

  • @adambeckett8394
    @adambeckett8394 Před 11 měsíci +261

    At this point, I am pretty sure that ol' Raxx is lining up to be the first person in US legal history to get a life sentence for contempt of court 😁

  • @jeffmcdonald4225
    @jeffmcdonald4225 Před 11 měsíci +303

    Cop: "The guy you assaulted with a bat."
    Cyraxx: "It does not matter."
    I just can't. This guy confuses me so much. Is he doing some kind of performance art project for school? He can't be this dumb!

    • @BartzabelAlgol
      @BartzabelAlgol Před 11 měsíci +35

      Oh but he is!...

    • @ThatADHDGal
      @ThatADHDGal Před 11 měsíci +10

      Why do you think he is this entertaining?

    • @TheKing-uu7jn
      @TheKing-uu7jn Před 11 měsíci +20

      I find it funny he said it doesn’t matter to a yes or no question

    • @joe18425
      @joe18425 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Oofft, keep tuned.
      You will see soon enough how it is easily that dumb. 😮😅

    • @darkmistico
      @darkmistico Před 11 měsíci +7

      cyraxx has a lot of things underdeveloped from birth...

  • @BeatsByZ3P0
    @BeatsByZ3P0 Před 11 měsíci +576

    Biggest plus to Chase refusing a plea deal is that a jury trial is a lot more likely to be livestreamed than a hearing

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG Před 11 měsíci +35

      Insisting on talking to the chief of Akron (a city of ~200k) Police Department... as if that guy has nothing more important to do than deal with Cyraxx's internet drama.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Před 11 měsíci +20

      And Raxx will probably be the one livestreaming it.

    • @Haywood-Jablomi
      @Haywood-Jablomi Před 11 měsíci +24

      No way a judge would allow it to be live-streamed with Cyraxx’s history.

    • @futuristicmystic
      @futuristicmystic Před 11 měsíci +14

      Damnnnn, good point bro. Live streamed chance trying to say "ak-cher-leeeeeee" "and hard r the judge

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper Před 11 měsíci +28

      There is a problem though, It's meant to be a jury of your peers...
      I don't think cyraxx has peers

  • @igorchtidtah8050
    @igorchtidtah8050 Před 10 měsíci +41

    "We're not as connected as you think"
    "Actually you guys are"
    Man I'm glad Chase, expert on law enforcement practices and communication, was there to correct that cop

  • @MrTheBaron
    @MrTheBaron Před 11 měsíci +286

    You know you're THAT bad if even the gothic bad boi talks shit about you. Cobes knows what's up.

    • @qwertysacks
      @qwertysacks Před 11 měsíci +41

      honestly cobes isnt much of a bad guy. pretty disgusting lifestyle but big ups for him on trolling chase lmao

    • @shabath
      @shabath Před 6 měsíci +4

      ​@@qwertysacksCobes is absolutely not the good guy. People keep saying he's harmless, but he's a creep, a stalker, and most definitely a sicko. Daddy clunt kicked him out for perving on his younger sister, for crying out loud.

    • @qwertysacks
      @qwertysacks Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@shabath shit my bad lol. guess im not caught up on my cobes lore

    • @shabath
      @shabath Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@qwertysacks It's alright, most people pass over it for some reason.

    • @dollhousemausoleum
      @dollhousemausoleum Před 5 měsíci +5

      I skipped over him entirely because I took him to be harmless and just nasty as fuck, appreciate the info!

  • @WoahWyvernWow
    @WoahWyvernWow Před 11 měsíci +320

    His poor lawyer probably didn’t have a clue what he was getting into with this case

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG Před 11 měsíci +82

      Imagine learning about the concept of a lolcow because you were assigned one as a public defense attorney. Some young, idealistic, socially conscious lawyer getting totally blackpilled because of Cyraxx.

    • @Autistic_Pelican_Fucker420
      @Autistic_Pelican_Fucker420 Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@420JackGThey should be learning about them. The majority of them have been arrested or have some sort of legal problem/s.

    • @undeadgaming7874
      @undeadgaming7874 Před 11 měsíci +49

      If I was a lawyer and cryrax was my first client I'd choose a new career path

    • @sweetsexypickles
      @sweetsexypickles Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@undeadgaming7874I'd request withdrawing bc I have been watching his bs on CZcams for years 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @20GaugeSX4
      @20GaugeSX4 Před 11 měsíci +24

      @@420JackGI’m a paralegal. Public defenders are already black pilled

  • @trafficcone68
    @trafficcone68 Před 11 měsíci +22

    ah yes, the things that happen at riots:
    1. holding up a sign
    2. this
    3. that

  • @tjennings4412
    @tjennings4412 Před 11 měsíci +134

    I am forever grateful to whoever told him about inciting a riot. Absolutely genius. Can't wait to see him on the stand, eyes closed "No, Judge, YOU are wrong...I'm not stupid"

    • @MemphisShea
      @MemphisShea Před 11 měsíci +10

      And AOM had fighting words on a weapon 😂! Whoever put this stuff in his head are absolutely a genius!!

  • @keith9129
    @keith9129 Před 11 měsíci +92

    Imagine if Marty got picked for jury duty

    • @redbanana6841
      @redbanana6841 Před 11 měsíci +35

      Not guilty!... on the condition that he dances for 50 minutes...

    • @OStateAce
      @OStateAce Před 13 dny +2

      Omg... 😂😂😂 Bro could you imagine... 😅

  • @goofu
    @goofu Před 11 měsíci +193

    every time seeing cyraxx is like seeing him for the first time, he’s so absolutely shocking to gaze upon

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Před 11 měsíci

      Blank unfocused eyes, mouth agape, awful to behold

    • @Walter_Sobchak_43
      @Walter_Sobchak_43 Před 11 měsíci +16

      I always say, imagine turning a corner and you see something like Cyraxx in real life. I honestly think that most people would recoil and go "WTF"?

    • @babybebe_oki
      @babybebe_oki Před 11 měsíci +16

      If someone got last place at the genetic lottery, it is him

    • @Hap_Shaughessy
      @Hap_Shaughessy Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@babybebe_okihim and king Charles the 2nd of spain are close match😂

    • @childofcascadia
      @childofcascadia Před 11 měsíci +5

      @Hap_Shaughessy
      Idk I think ol' Chaz II is less freaky looking. At least he had hair and his eyes point in the same direction.

  • @franzpattison
    @franzpattison Před 11 měsíci +183

    "He did things like you do in a riot, you know, holding a sign, doing this, doing that."
    Woah. Just simmer down now. That's one intense fucking riot.

    • @Bandopede
      @Bandopede Před 10 měsíci +24

      I could understand if they were only doing a bit of this or a bit of that, but both at once? Simply inconceivable.

    • @godsdaughter9042
      @godsdaughter9042 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Bandopede😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaeljohnston4459
      @michaeljohnston4459 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Almost as bad as J6!

    • @franzpattison
      @franzpattison Před 4 měsíci

      @@Atomicue365 yes, another commenter said the same thing

  • @jacobtheham4147
    @jacobtheham4147 Před 11 měsíci +120

    I’m not surprised if cyrax is the type of guy to represent himself in court. It’s always these people who think of themselves very highly that like to do that.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před 11 měsíci +15

      I would love to see him curse out the judge then flip hes bird.

    • @mikelit7476
      @mikelit7476 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Oh, what I’d give to see him pull a Stinkmeaner from Boondocks. He just gets up on a table and starts shouting “Fuck yo court!” while tossing out n-bombs like they’re candy 💀

    • @jacobtheham4147
      @jacobtheham4147 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@Mewdo45 I actually don’t think cyrax will flip out at the judge. Rather than he probably would cry a lot. Basically same thing when he was arrested. Scream and cry.

    • @SheetGhostWithBones
      @SheetGhostWithBones Před měsícem

      Bundy behavior

  • @TheSludgeCount
    @TheSludgeCount Před 11 měsíci +82

    Lol I love how he thinks he has the power to decide if he was falsely arrested or not 😅

  • @12345trashboat
    @12345trashboat Před 11 měsíci +57

    Homeboy really told the fucking cops to search "William Gloryhole". 😅 Might as well have made a deez nuts joke too. Thanks for always getting us the right information as soon as you can.

  • @TheGhostbusterfan
    @TheGhostbusterfan Před 10 měsíci +54

    Got to love how Cyraxx isn't letting this riot shit go. Despite there being mutiple videos showing only one guy with a sign calmly standing on the sidewalk.

  • @kiyoshi3414
    @kiyoshi3414 Před 11 měsíci +44

    I love how the cop went in with good faith trying to be understanding to cyrax but progressively loses it as he realizes how schizophrenic cyrax is.

  • @childpeanut5095
    @childpeanut5095 Před 11 měsíci +85

    The patience on this cop is unmatched.

  • @OlliePawsitivePets
    @OlliePawsitivePets Před 11 měsíci +12

    “Look up Gloryhole”
    “I’m not going to do that sir”
    Beautiful 👌

    • @catbuthuman
      @catbuthuman Před 18 dny

      I don’t think that will lead to the results Chance’s twisted mind would expect 😂

  • @Drewtwu
    @Drewtwu Před 11 měsíci +316

    I think the punishment should be SEVEN YEARS of probation

    • @fictional1868
      @fictional1868 Před 11 měsíci +38

      And he should have to sell all his toys and give the money to the city of Akron

    • @CosmicChaiLatte
      @CosmicChaiLatte Před 11 měsíci +39

      And no internet access

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Před 11 měsíci +8

      He’s been on probation for a decade 😂

    • @Metalgulag
      @Metalgulag Před 11 měsíci

      7 long years

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper Před 11 měsíci +12

      Community service: Dance Instructor

  • @QueenOfRats13
    @QueenOfRats13 Před 11 měsíci +66

    He thinks that if he says the right combination of legal terms that it will suddenly change the minds of the cops, trolls, etc. like “oh shit cyrax, you’re right, that is them trying to incite a riot!” He just keeps saying the same things over and over hoping that this time, he’ll give them the right answer for him to be taken seriously

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před 11 měsíci +9

      It’s Sovcit thinking. The law as a mystical force that can be weaponized against his enemies.

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@Kropotheadi’d say it’s more of a projection of the parental power to a child mind. Unsure what spirits cyraxx worships other than his ungrounded ego

  • @rykerblade_snb
    @rykerblade_snb Před 10 měsíci +76

    I can see Cyraxx if he was caught breaking and entering
    “What I want to know is why did this lady leave sharp knives out under her kitchen sink window!”
    “This is the lady who’s house you tried to rob?”
    “THAT DOESNT MATTER!”

  • @moonfacepondue2450
    @moonfacepondue2450 Před 11 měsíci +89

    Chance, bro… if you can read this… remember, the answers are with the judge since he enforces the laws based on the evidence. Make sure you drill the judge hard and get your answers. Watch the movie “And Justice For All” and tap into your inner Al Pacino. Fight on!

  • @BigBBigTrees
    @BigBBigTrees Před 11 měsíci +116

    Chance has lost his mind. He’s convinced he can convince the police, the court, everyone that he was in right for the bat incident.

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 Před 11 měsíci +16

      Will his ego ever crack?

    • @ChickenRamen
      @ChickenRamen Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@childpeanut5095 no lol

    • @emsparklemoji
      @emsparklemoji Před 11 měsíci +6

      It's almost poetic, he's living up to his name in his unfailing belief in his chances despite the odds

    • @ruinerblodsinn6648
      @ruinerblodsinn6648 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Chase

    • @MadmanDKDK
      @MadmanDKDK Před 11 měsíci +2

      Probably megalomania and manic mindset.

  • @wasabiGT
    @wasabiGT Před 11 měsíci +37

    He fired his lawyer???? Oh My God this is gonna be glorious

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle Před 10 měsíci +10

    Cyraxx at court: "Well no Judge it doesn't matter you aren't doing your job"

  • @t3hgraemek
    @t3hgraemek Před 11 měsíci +72

    I never would have thought the police department wouldn't just become cyrax's biggest troll but also upload the videos for us to enjoy

    • @featherpony
      @featherpony Před 11 měsíci +36

      They don't. William Gloryhole files a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) for the bodycam footage. It exists to allow citizens to review police conduct for police corruption. Police hate having to comply.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Před 11 měsíci +3

      That would be pretty funny though.

    • @jamessmith5595
      @jamessmith5595 Před 11 měsíci

      @@featherponyexactly

  • @red_squirrel99
    @red_squirrel99 Před 11 měsíci +31

    I wonder why the police always argues with that old, dirty front door 🤔

  • @Chudnugget
    @Chudnugget Před 11 měsíci +54

    Chase really is the gift that keeps giving headscabs

  • @Pubsy3D
    @Pubsy3D Před 10 měsíci +45

    40:54 Part of me really wants to believe that Sally showed the PD the Chris Chan case and said “Look this is what they’re trying to do to my son” and the PD is like “Okay, so?”

  • @marcusizayah
    @marcusizayah Před 10 měsíci +7

    Lol every time he says “Gloryhole” I lose my shit.
    Him telling the police dispatcher,
    “Look up William Gloryhole”,
    I couldn’t… I just couldn’t 😮‍💨🤣

  • @CynicalScorpio
    @CynicalScorpio Před 11 měsíci +50

    6:13 "Why did the neighbors join forces with this total stranger?"
    I love how even through Cyraxx's re-telling of the story that's supposed to make him look sympathetic, the person on the phone is already putting the pieces together that's he's full of it

  • @urbanarmy3874
    @urbanarmy3874 Před 11 měsíci +29

    I also love the "he incited a riot" line because the neighbors only showed up after he started swinging the bat. Video evidence is going to fry him, i hope they escalate charges to assault with a deadly weapon.

  • @morethantwoforces
    @morethantwoforces Před 11 měsíci +184

    The fact that he wastes this much time arguing with the cops is infuriating. City should sue them for reimbursement of all state costs for all these bogus calls

    • @internallyinteral
      @internallyinteral Před 11 měsíci +21

      He is free police training

    • @goofu
      @goofu Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@internallyinteral if only he was target practice

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin Před 11 měsíci +1

      Blood from a stone. It would cost more time and money to sue, only to get nothing back. Wtf they gonna do? Harvest the Gold colored scum off Chase couple teeth he has left?

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@goofu
      Lmao

  • @niles.5987
    @niles.5987 Před 11 měsíci +25

    I think the real drinking game is to drink every time chase says “protect me and my family” to the cops

    • @NikeTubeStudios
      @NikeTubeStudios Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'll probably die if I did that.

    • @ericrushton778
      @ericrushton778 Před 6 dny

      We would all be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning after one video.

  • @dougmiller5849
    @dougmiller5849 Před 11 měsíci +18

    She knew who was calling 30 seconds in. Everybody in Akron knows the voice.

  • @purelysmetalnightcore
    @purelysmetalnightcore Před 11 měsíci +53

    Meanwhile my friend that lives in Akron can't get the court to move forward with her charges against her rapist, a year and a half later. Her rapist is chilling out and roaming free. He managed to get married, beat the shit out of his wife, and now goes to college living in a dorm. Smfh.

    • @snowghoul3813
      @snowghoul3813 Před 11 měsíci +20

      regardless of what happens with raxx the american legal system is still fucked, if what you're saying is true i really hope you're giving your friend proper support.

    • @CodyM_
      @CodyM_ Před 11 měsíci +1

      Did the wife not press charges for him beating her? If she did and there’s record of his violent behavior I’m sure his school would like to know about it.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Před 11 měsíci

      Pay a banger to ice that asshole.

    • @rorke6092
      @rorke6092 Před 23 dny

      Sounds fake

    • @purelysmetalnightcore
      @purelysmetalnightcore Před 23 dny +1

      @@rorke6092 Nope, wasn't fake. Her lawyer finally called the police department and it turned out her testimony to bring charges against him were "misplaced," ie the officer she spoke to didn't file the documents they filled out correctly to move along through the legal process. Her case was dismissed due to lack of evidence because almost two years had passed.

  • @kirbycooper9496
    @kirbycooper9496 Před 6 měsíci +6

    If I were a cop and was told by cyrax "maybe you should start doing your job" My blood pressure would 100% skyrocket

  • @astronautdancer6260
    @astronautdancer6260 Před 11 měsíci +29

    I wish instead of a court of law trial we could have a ancient Athens style trial where anyone can step up and accuse him and the audience can yell at him all they want we gotta get William Shakespeare audience up in here

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ Před 11 měsíci +66

    Reminds me of an unsolved case from the pre-TV years. An entire town were suspects on the killing of an individual who lived there including the local crime gang. This one individual had pissed everyone off in the town which included protection rackets, assaults, thefts, rape, murder, extortion, grand theft auto and general anti-social behaviour. When he wound up dead even the local police were suspects and the state had to bring in feds to investigate. Problem was everyone was covering for each other and probably knew who did it including the local court house, to this day nobody knows who killed that one guy.
    Anyway. Good luck Cyraxx, I hope this works out for you. Hahaa!

    • @hhdbhn302
      @hhdbhn302 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I love that story!!!

    • @UltraTrash2
      @UltraTrash2 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Are you talking about Ken McElroy? Damn I remember reading about that story once. Wild stuff.

    • @andlemmejustsayJus
      @andlemmejustsayJus Před 11 měsíci

      Skidmore. And the town wás cursed fr 😂

    • @MutaScale
      @MutaScale Před 11 měsíci

      Goddamn, that's kind of brilliant and somewhat funny. XD

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Dude absolutely had it coming to be fair.

  • @yungfarmer710
    @yungfarmer710 Před 11 měsíci +20

    this will be a great few months for cyrax lore

  • @SentMyOwnWay
    @SentMyOwnWay Před 11 měsíci +53

    Could this guy get a job if he even tried? He’s got to be infamous around town at this point, way more so than Cobes or Chris-Chan in their own hometowns

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +36

      Not a shot.

    • @featherpony
      @featherpony Před 11 měsíci +1

      Prison job.

    • @KameSennin4209
      @KameSennin4209 Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@featherpony that would be a cold day in hell.

    • @featherpony
      @featherpony Před 11 měsíci

      @@KameSennin4209 how so?

    • @sneedchuckington
      @sneedchuckington Před 11 měsíci +11

      The only hope would be for him to literally disappear, change his name and start over.
      Even then people would probably find him.

  • @trygveblacktiger597
    @trygveblacktiger597 Před 11 měsíci +11

    "Police isnt telling me what i want to hear, they must be corrupt"
    Like bruh XD

  • @RaxxloththeScabfull
    @RaxxloththeScabfull Před 10 měsíci +160

    How has he not been penalized for false 911 calls? Under Penal Code § 148.5 he is responsible to pay the state for all the times he falsely calls 911 and wastes state resources. And he has been doing this.... for SEVEN YEARS MARTY!!!

    • @david52875
      @david52875 Před 11 měsíci +18

      148.5 is California state law not Ohio.

    • @octagonseventynine1253
      @octagonseventynine1253 Před 11 měsíci +16

      Maybe they call the police station and not emergency services but not cool either way

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@octagonseventynine1253he certainly doesn't have any friends there, which is understandable due to his condensending attitude.

    • @RaxxloththeScabfull
      @RaxxloththeScabfull Před 11 měsíci

      @@david52875 My bad, Section 2917.32. There we go

    • @goofu
      @goofu Před 11 měsíci +4

      it must be an income thing or something, either way it’s ridiculous what he does and it definitely deserves punishment

  • @ilovedogs2642
    @ilovedogs2642 Před 10 měsíci +31

    The most outrageous thing he's said recently is that the police have been harassing him for a long time, he's unbelievable

  • @adismemisevic1470
    @adismemisevic1470 Před 11 měsíci +36

    180 days in jail and a couple years of probation and community service would do the goblin good.

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG Před 11 měsíci +10

      A bunch of community service is a good idea, might build some humility, and it's only fair that he gives back to the community he's been terrorizing... a little time in the county cooler probably couldn't hurt, either. Like a reality check or whatever.

    • @adismemisevic1470
      @adismemisevic1470 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@420JackG also hed be cleaner and oddly less bed bugs to eat him

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@adismemisevic1470 the poor inmates with him 😑

    • @adismemisevic1470
      @adismemisevic1470 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@420JackG he'd be in solitary honestly.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Imagine coming back from the yard and finding that thing as your celly.
      Pretty sure cruel and unusual punishment is against the Constitution.
      He'd have to go on permanent PC.

  • @basedbigfoot
    @basedbigfoot Před 11 měsíci +40

    No way does he not get mandatory anger management classes

    • @Master-Mirror
      @Master-Mirror Před 11 měsíci +8

      Which he is going to 100% fail. Cyraxx is incapable of learning anything.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Před 11 měsíci +4

      He has way too short a fuse.

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG Před 11 měsíci +4

      They better put him in one on one counseling because the actual anger management people will viciously fuck him up... Akron ain't that kinda town man, it's pretty rough and tumble over there. Any kind of group counseling is probably a trap for him. He can't even handle socializing on the internet. AFK is a bridge too far for Cyraxx, I'm afraid.

    • @jordantruxton
      @jordantruxton Před 11 měsíci

      He’ll be too stupid to set up the anger management classes and end up passing off the court even more

  • @Nyexcellente
    @Nyexcellente Před 11 měsíci +16

    I wish he growled at the cops like he does on live streams lmao

  • @tylerbrass4002
    @tylerbrass4002 Před 11 měsíci +11

    I love how he tries to say "we tried to call the cops, but he wouldn't stop" but he totally glosses over the fact that he chose not to wait for them to arrive, and instead decided to charge him with a bat.

  • @cancerconnoisseur
    @cancerconnoisseur Před 10 měsíci +16

    Chase doesn't understand that he struck a guy with a bat on public property. No defense lawyer that isn't court appointed would take this, especially not for free lol

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Not with the mountain of evidence and admissions of guilt. I’ve got off on way worse. Like 7 times… but I don’t talk to the police and I might have a tad more street smarts than cyraxx. Wasn’t cheap tho at about 10k per case.

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin Před 11 měsíci +30

    Things you would do to Incite a Riot: By Chase Wilkins
    1: Holding a Sign
    2: Doing This
    3: Doin That

    • @catbuthuman
      @catbuthuman Před 18 dny

      So when I sold Girl Scout cookies at age 6 I incited a riot? Hell yeah!!!!

  • @StraightestDakregor
    @StraightestDakregor Před 10 měsíci +95

    This is why therapy should be free and should be mandatory in certain situations, so instead of bitching to emergency lines he can vent to a person that can actually help

    • @marlonmarquez4798
      @marlonmarquez4798 Před 11 měsíci +21

      His life mightve been different if he was european. Wonder what he his life would be like if he got help early on.

    • @LightRuler003
      @LightRuler003 Před 11 měsíci +13

      he never listens, he thinks he knows best. How many people have told him to leave the internet and yet he refuses

    • @goblinology
      @goblinology Před 11 měsíci +30

      I am European and grew up with a guy very much like Chance.
      Shitty parents can easily undo even the best therapy.

    • @chopshop94
      @chopshop94 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Ed could also take him out back like Old Yeller

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@marlonmarquez4798 he would not get any help

  • @kevinfinnerty69
    @kevinfinnerty69 Před 10 měsíci +17

    The bed is in the living room because of Cyraxx’s constant screaming at night, I guess it’s louder in the master bedroom than it is in the living room. The lengths they’ve gone to accommodate Chance is just insane.

    • @featherpony
      @featherpony Před 11 měsíci +2

      I think it's because that's where the only window air unit is. The wires on the central air were cut by trolls.

    • @Kaiserwill
      @Kaiserwill Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@featherponyno fucking way

    • @kevinfinnerty69
      @kevinfinnerty69 Před 11 měsíci

      @@featherpony the bed has been in the living room for a long time, before the trolls started messing with the house.

    • @featherpony
      @featherpony Před 11 měsíci

      @@kevinfinnerty69 that's disappointing that operation furnace didn't have results

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@featherponyBruh

  • @freethepeople4093
    @freethepeople4093 Před 11 měsíci +96

    So happy to see a new Raxx video from Smoke! Chase is fucked. Jury trial means he will face the maximum punishment by law for the crime. 180 days in jail will do him some good

    • @PopeSuperKameJizzler
      @PopeSuperKameJizzler Před 11 měsíci +13

      Every single time I think he cannot be more regarded he goes and does something like take the case with video evidence against him to trial and I realized there are new lows to his idiocy

    • @vasanth7
      @vasanth7 Před 11 měsíci +10

      soon to be property of big bubba

    • @eyesturnedeverinward
      @eyesturnedeverinward Před 11 měsíci

      His head getting fuc$ing busted would work much much better.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před 11 měsíci +7

      I'm a little sad he isn't getting a life sentence or maybe somewhere on a group home.
      He needs to be in a place where he can't hurt others or himself

    • @brofist200
      @brofist200 Před 11 měsíci +6

      I cannot wait for prison gang cyraxx because you 100% know he's going to claim to be in a gang and he's tough shit after

  • @mastercabbage
    @mastercabbage Před 11 měsíci +12

    The idea of a riot forming outside of Cyrax’s house is comedy gold.

  • @dasdiesel3000
    @dasdiesel3000 Před 11 měsíci +15

    He was trying SO hard during his "appeal" to help "fight the corruption" to stay on topic lol so many stares up to the corner of nowhere 😂😂

    • @upyoursdotcom
      @upyoursdotcom Před 11 měsíci +2

      I don't live in the US but I'm staying away from Akron at all costs

  • @syndromeofadowns
    @syndromeofadowns Před 11 měsíci +13

    Holy shit he actually argues with cops like it's Marty's stream

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Před 11 měsíci +11

    You can tell the cops are absolutely done with Chase but they have to put up with him because it's their job. And now he's telling the police how to do their job because that's going to help his case.

  • @CleetusSilversurfer
    @CleetusSilversurfer Před 11 měsíci +13

    Chase, buddy! The best lawyer who could understand your problems is Darrell Brooks, he should represent you.

    • @manfredvonrichthofen4167
      @manfredvonrichthofen4167 Před 11 měsíci +1

      He will prepare Chase to Staredown the judge and spew Sovereign citizen bs

    • @ericrushton778
      @ericrushton778 Před 6 dny

      Yeah, he did a great job in his own trial he should give cyraxx a chance!

  • @TheSludgeCount
    @TheSludgeCount Před 11 měsíci +12

    Why can't there be one of those psychopath cops that don't give a shit about cracking heads working for Akron PD? 😅

    • @kromlok
      @kromlok Před 11 měsíci

      Chase needs some good old fashioned police brutality.😉

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před 11 měsíci

      Because they usually DO give a shit about getting caught, and brutalizing a 43 who’s under 5 feet tall is just terrible optics, can get the whole PD in trouble. Cops are predatory, and Chance might be weak but he’s NOISY as fuck so he’s just not an opportune target. Man’s simply too dumb to intimidate into shutting up.

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 Před 11 měsíci

      For real, cops in my town beat a retarded janitor to death on camera because they thought he stole a candy bar in the store they were getting coffee in. RIP Otto Zhem. I used to bang a chick who’s dad was a narco detective……. He had shot 6 people in his career….. he had also been arrested, fired, and rehired 3 times. Once was for interfering in a federal investigation on him. When I realized her warnings about him were absolutely completely rational I cut ties. After he tried to hand me a nickel plated pear handle .357……… like the perfect finish to take prints. (Stippled polymer pistols like glocks, walther PPQ, s&w M&P ect don’t really take prints due to their aggressively textured grips.

  • @marlonmarquez4798
    @marlonmarquez4798 Před 11 měsíci +10

    You know what Cobes is actually the most likeable lolcow. At the end of the day he is just weird, at least he ain’t a ped-0

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Před 11 měsíci +2

      I’m contrast, I actually can say I like the guy. To a certain extent but still, he’s like a loser cousin who’s funny.

  • @fictional1868
    @fictional1868 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Smokey I love these early morning uploads

  • @brandonturner97
    @brandonturner97 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Thats crazy as hell these cops have been out to this house over 100 times and chance doesnt know any of their names 😂

  • @LugftHuronAC
    @LugftHuronAC Před 10 měsíci +3

    “Sir why would your neighbors go against you”
    It’s funny that he’ll ignore that pointed question.

  • @dilaudidsky7283
    @dilaudidsky7283 Před 11 měsíci +17

    I absolutely love it! Damn goblin is so delusional he's going to look like the utter denthead he truely is and because he decided to take it to trial they aren't going to just let him off easy I seriously hope he gets at least the mandatory minimum of 180 days in county, he'd still never learn from it but I love imagining him strutting around jail acting like he does in his videos. Golden!

  • @ducklord2000
    @ducklord2000 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Still can't believe you read all our names.
    You are the GOAT of all GOATS!

  • @TheMightycfc
    @TheMightycfc Před 6 měsíci +2

    That might be the funniest thing ive ever heard 911 operator "he came from out of state and gathered up the neighbors "

  • @fluffygutts2240
    @fluffygutts2240 Před 11 měsíci +4

    You gotta love how he keeps going on about protecting his family when he's the one who put's them in these situations!

  • @dilligaf9355
    @dilligaf9355 Před 10 měsíci +10

    14.46% of this video is shout outs, perfect content to acknowledgment ratio. Glad to see the cyrax content coming back, smoke, as you is the because of why I know this little bastard. Keep up the good work

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂😂 that’s wild. And thank you brot will do💯

  • @braidena1633
    @braidena1633 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "we're not as connected as you think" "actually you are i'm not stupid" "okay"

  • @TurntUpTurtles
    @TurntUpTurtles Před 11 měsíci +8

    it is crazy that you can ALREADY make a follow-up to this. He dropped two more videos, including one where he has the fakest crying I've seen him do.

  • @babybebe_oki
    @babybebe_oki Před 11 měsíci +21

    Imagine you're a woman that just got beaten by her husband and the police is taking too long to arrive because a cave goblin called the police to ask why he was arrested or something

  • @SweetMattieG
    @SweetMattieG Před 11 měsíci +15

    Any lawyer he gets will only focus on the simple assault. That's what he's been charged with.
    If he manages to get some dope of a lawyer that's willing to do anything about the trolls and other shit, that could only happen AFTER this court case. They'll be too overworked working on such short notice for the simple assault.

  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 Před 10 měsíci +2

    His neighbors joined in because they hate his guts.😂

  • @vladimpaler9274
    @vladimpaler9274 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I swung a bat at him but NOT to hurt him 🤦🤣😂

  • @demonofjapan
    @demonofjapan Před 10 měsíci +10

    Shout out to chase for working hard earning his new pc from risky for all private stylus videos and new jerk off vids

  • @GoogleAids
    @GoogleAids Před 11 měsíci +4

    Imagine what a jury of cyrax "peers" would look like....

  • @dantauche7917
    @dantauche7917 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I think his problem (one of many) is he confuses the police with a judge

  • @dustinsierra45
    @dustinsierra45 Před měsícem +1

    The cop calling him “chase”😂 “chase…but my name is chance….it doesnt matter what your name is”

  • @danielescobar7618
    @danielescobar7618 Před 10 měsíci +5

    He really expects a Vince McMahon "what!? Where is that son of a bitch" reaction from cops.

  • @Moe50k
    @Moe50k Před 10 měsíci +7

    I absolutely love how this cop is in tune with how idiotic this guy is and is RUTHLESS!! YESSSS

  • @MrRugbyloosehead
    @MrRugbyloosehead Před 11 měsíci +2

    SERIOUSLY? The first time I watched those guy not only ignore the pleas of The GOBLIN! But laughed as they walked away! TOTAL COMEDY GOLD!!!😖🤣😆😆

  • @Lil.lyGoose
    @Lil.lyGoose Před 11 měsíci +3

    Cyrax on CZcams: Don’t fuck with my family or I’ll fuck with you 👺
    Cyrax on the phone: im being cyberbullied pls help 👉👈🥺

  • @IAmLordGingeous
    @IAmLordGingeous Před 11 měsíci +4

    Great video as always. Love you brother, glad to see you covering Cyrax again.

  • @azovandy14.88
    @azovandy14.88 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “My public defender isn’t a good defender at all.” 😂

  • @timbang9179
    @timbang9179 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Speaking of wrestling, his arrest reminds me of when Dominik Mysterio went to jail and bragged that he served a hard time for five hours or less.
    I wish Cyraxx did the same

    • @absinthemindedJ
      @absinthemindedJ Před 11 měsíci

      Yes! So much cred

    • @MutaScale
      @MutaScale Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@absinthemindedJ Only difference, Dom (Both in and out of kayfabe) can actually defend himself. Rax ends up in jail, he's getting a human booster shot within the first... lets say hour, half hour if I'm being nice.

  • @zackzittel7683
    @zackzittel7683 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I’ve been arrested on false charges…… here’s what happens when you’re actually innocent at your arraignment your charges are dropped, body cams go missing, police reports are recanted and your lawyer gives you a good chunk of your money back. I thought about suing but was advised I’d need to move if I did because they don’t like to take L’s in public.

  • @HRM.H
    @HRM.H Před 11 měsíci +2

    Hearing them laugh and cyrax's "wowww" was so good 😂

  • @Deadhart72
    @Deadhart72 Před 6 měsíci +1

    TIL standing on a sidewalk in front of someone's house holding a sign is a riot that puts the whole family in danger.

  • @RebZoomer
    @RebZoomer Před 11 měsíci +5

    Splendid

  • @blazingtrs6348
    @blazingtrs6348 Před 11 měsíci +6

    it's a good day when smokey uploads a 1 hour+ video

  • @pewpew9193
    @pewpew9193 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "You might have got me locked up, but I'm still standing. I'm still standing"

  • @fictional1868
    @fictional1868 Před 11 měsíci +6

    4:50 HE KNOWS IT ISN'T SEVEN YEARS

  • @lambtony3317
    @lambtony3317 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Early smoke squad Assemble!

  • @LisaMarie042
    @LisaMarie042 Před 11 měsíci +4

    The problem w all of this is that u are looking at Cyraxx's actions from a normal, and logical perspective. This man clearly has a significant developmental disability. I'm in southern Ontario, Canada, and I worked for a group home agency for 7 yrs that supported developmentally disabled adults who had behavioral issues, which meant it was complete lockdown. They also support those from the judicial system deemed unfit to stand trial due to a developmental disability.
    Here in Ontario any one of those calls to police would have launched an investigation into him, like his comprehension level, which based on what I've seen would be quite low, and then his fam would be investigated bc they're responsible for him. They'd be deemed unable to meet his needs, he'd be tkn by the state and sent to live in a locked down group home. This would be after any and all court proceedings and he'd be housed in a psych facility until done, and then only moved once permanent accommodations made. One of the guys I worked w is a lot like Cyraxx in many ways/areas.