The Insane Jupiter The Hybrid Interview
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- čas přidán 17. 02. 2024
- In todays video, I am going to show you guys the highlights of the interview that we did with Jupiter the Hybrid the other night. It’s a tough watch at points and Jupiter is completely out of his mind. It’s the longest video I’ve ever made but I really think you need to see everything that went down. Hope you goats enjoy the video 💯
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Smoked a cigarette once. Drove 33 in a 30. Never again.
Dude do you know how close you were to talking to a minor? Ur lucky pal, i know I wasn’t
Man, you're lucky you came out with your life.
I cut the “Do Not Remove” tag off a mattress. I got a real bad temper when I smoke cigs
I smoked a cig once and ended up a lot lizard for three years. Never again.
You must get a lot of girls. You have this thing called a "bad boy aura"
“Just make sure your audience doesn’t hate me.”
Too late.
Trololololo lololo lololo, hohohoho
Bro stays thinking people can control what their audience thinks 😂
Buddy didn’t vet Ol’ Smokey’s channel 😂😂
He should have thought of that before threatening to bury people in the Idaho backwoods.
Smokey's response to that -right from the scripture of our lord and saviour Christ-ina Weston Chandler- was absolute gold.
Seeing a dude named pheonix wright take a drag out of an extendo cigarette while whatching Jupiter doing his fighting stance made me spit out my fucking drink
His looks made me laugh fr like “damn that’s pretty good” “oh damn” 😂😂
i wondered what the fuck that thing was. is it a long cigarette or some kind of holder/filter? sounds like a stupid question but i knew poms that had no idea you can get packs of 50 in australia. (cant now, theyre more than $120 per packet. because bad for health so tax so no one does it but earns too much money) thats what 'double happiness' is for thankfully.
“Criminality doesn’t run in my family”
Proceeds to admit that 2 of his brothers are in jail.
For the *exact same minor-related antics* he’s being accused of
Nah it wobbles
@@notveryintelligent6239 💀💀💀
They are "living a better life" though
“ONLY two of my brothers have been arrested”
Smokey's ability to casually talk shit is absolutely unmatched.
"YOU DO NOT TALK BAD ABOUT DUKE!"
"Dukes a predator, I don't give a fuck, fuck duke"
Bro I'm in tears
I WAS CRYING LAUGHING!!! “WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAYYY!!” 😂😂😂😂 1:31:27
I love how he references chris chan.
ON MY COMMAND DONT HATE ON JUPITER
jupiter calling out annonymous sounds like timmy turner's dad vengefully snarling dinkleburg's name
LMAO
LMFAO 😭😭
That’s so fucking goofy
Lmfaooooo omg corememory unlocked
ITS WAY TOO LATE AT NIGHT FOR ME TO BE LAUGHING LIKE THIS LMAOOOO 😭😭💀
"i have a HIGH sense of smell, and i could TRACK you all down."
"do you smell yourself?.."😭
edit! here's the time stamp: 1:25:22
When they finally went mask off at the end I was wheezing 💀
"HES ALREADY DEAD"
I've been giggling at this for about 20 minutes
FUCKIN DEEEEAD 😂😂😂
it kind of implies if we watch long enough we would catch him walking around in circles wondering where the ass smell is coming from because hes totally hygienic.
"Jupiter do you just hate... Black people?" Has to be my personal favorite moment. Zero hesitation and the immediate confusion from everyone else in the call 💀
1. You can’t declare insanity in Idaho.
2. You get buzzed on nicotine, not high.
3. Bowsers a predator.
I love getting high on nicotine..don't take away my hopes and dreams.
@@steveinsanity1i overtdosed on nic😭😭
I used to smoke moderately for a few years, and even that elevates your tolerance to the point you don't feel any buzz, you only feel ok again. Last (and only) time I felt a nicotine buzz was my first year smoking, when I was 17, I think.
Dude's smoking regularly, there's no buzz anymore, just lying
I started smoking when i was 12 or 13, then went to smokeless tobacco a few years later, which ive continued to this day. One "pinch of snuff" is like smoking 3 cigarettes at once, "buzz-wise." Th'only time i personally felt a "buzz" (aka "sick") was with 3 snus'es lining my lip while smokin 2 cigs at once. Just Say No.
Idaho sounds insane.
Idk who any of these people are.
@bambjr6045 oh, yeah, snuff. Forgot about that thing. Yeah, you should not play around this thing. Should you try to smoke too many cigarettes all at once, you'd cough your lungs out before completing such a dumb task. But with those pouches, you can load it all in your mouth and pass out, I guess. I don't know.
Nicotine's a bitch and I strongly advise against it. I quit drugs and alcohol and I'm fine, but Nicotine cravings are worse, man.
"I just wanna be a good boy"
Creepy as fuck genuinely.
- a 25 year old man with a history of physical violence, some of which was sexual in nature
Fr 😂 like who tf says that
Bro is a real life creepypasta
@@tarantaran533 shadow raven the killer 😭💀
Reminds me of chrises baby talk. just ugh
I did not expect that adult man to have that leaking helium tank of a voice.
Cow wrangler does as well, they sound like two little kids arguing
@@imlerith1800 I thought Cow Wrangler was a woman for a good while.
yeah well funny thing is that cow wrangler isn't a pedophile so they're not equally as annoying, not even close. @@imlerith1800
I took a hit off a vape once and I could not stop talking to minors in Minecraft.
Dude at least you didn’t start talkin to crafters 😖
You’re playing Minecraft, in the cave, looking for diamonds
To be fair that's like the standard for Minecraft players these days
I don’t talk to minors at all. I no longer talk to them just to be safe, especially those of the opposite sex. Those of the same sex are not a problem. That would be p£d3rasty, and I don’t see the point of ruining boys’ lives as a grown man. But that’s not all. You can get framed by adult women who make sh1t up just to get you in trouble because for some obscure reason they don’t like your presence. I understand other men who are scared of talking to women because they’d rather be labeled gay than misogynistic or p3d0, because one is a felony and other is a misdemeanor. Being a homo is neither of those in the West. Besides most of us have access to the Internet, so there’s no point in actual romantic/s£xual relationships or friendships. I’d rather be labeled a homo than a p3d0, because being a passive man is not illegal. It might be an issue to some’s dignity, but not to some’s freedom. If I got HIV it would a blessing compared to being labeled a p£d0. People are not going to want to remember you if you’re the latter. If you got HIV people would have more compassion for you, because scorning a dying person is against any morality standard. You can’t discriminate against people whose days are numbered like cancer patients.
I will say that if Jupiter were a disease it would be Rabies meets AIDS, Mad Cow, Ebola, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and Cancer combined.
I do support those who call him a ch0mo, but I think he should be institutionalized. Some ill intentioned autistics may use his case as an excuse to call out the government if they were to execute him. The same reason for why we don’t put p£d0s to death if they happen not to be Christian.
I know I may be cancelled myself for saying that, but I’d rather be cancelled for telling the truth than be praised for telling lies. I am Vultus, not Vlad freaking Pootin
@@thecolorpurple4807 that's funny I'm in the same cave looking for minors -nicotine addict.
Jupiter needs to consult Cyraxx for some audio engineering tips lmao
Then white bowser and Daniel Larson have to get together to form the preadteers by their powers combine, they make captain predator!
@@koalop34 oh dear hell no
Yeah he should ask Cyraxx “I want to know something”, like that time Cyraxx got arrested
1:20:22 “one more crack about pedophilia and I’m leaving” and Smokey immediately coming in with the fuckin “Jupiter why are you such a pedophile” holy shit that shit had me dying lmao😭💀💀💀
And didn’t leave
Lmaooooo
Lets keep this comment at 420 likes
The whole mask off bit had me gasping
I come back to this whenever I’m having a bad day
That was Brian Risso
Jupiter: _Criminality does not run in my family._
Jupiter in the same breath: _Only two brothers have been imprisoned._
It shuffles like AirsoftFatty going up the stairs
He was sexually assaulted by a family member as a child, he has said in another interview that he can't go near children because he would do what was done to him.
"you've angered my disciple and now you're gonna pay for it" FIRE ASS LINE🔥🔥🔥🔥
BAR
Forever you've damned yourself, now you must await till you're bit
That's the Devil for you
It's an amazing line. Too bad it was said by a pedo, so all It's fire just got extinguished.
WE GOIN TO JAIL WIT DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Man I gotta tell you guys, that nicotine turns me into an absolute savage.
My buddy had a second cigarette once, ended up jumping through my neighbor’s window
that nicotine makes me have that DAWG in me
@Snappy650 a SECOND cigarette bro?!
Just hit the burnt guava ice and now im feelin romantical
Marb reds, man. Not even once.
The chris chan referance with the "i want everything off the internet" was funny af especially since he was oblivous to it💀
The jordie Jordan bit had me laughing out loud like a maniac 😂
I agree
I also love the other references like jfscobra and Tony lol
Jupiter looks like if you took human DNA and injected it into vanilla pudding
"Women want me, I'm a bad boy 😎"
As a ace woman I didn't think it was possible for me to be any dryer
Any town Jupiter is in the humidity drops 10-15%
I’m not even a woman and I can absolutely relate
I feel this whole comment
Wait until you find out about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, never forget 😭🪦
every juice i’ve ever produced in honor of another man was sucked back into every hole it could find.
Jupiter: Pedos deserve the death penalty
Jupiter I kid you not 4 seconds later: My brother doesn't deserve the death penalty because he turned his life around.
You do the hokey pokey and turn your shit around that's what it's all about
"I get tons of women" "i got bad boy vibes" fucking sent me !! boy who you trying to convince us or yourself
😂😂 he really tried
The scary part for me is that if young people are contacting him because children are dumb. (Girls of my generation use to flash older men on omegle and stuff) that he actually believes that to some extent.
What do you mean? He IS a bad boy! He gets all the underage girls!
Smokey am actually sick of dating an just given up, Its quite easy for me to get a woman, but it's getting boring now. So am not currently looking for a relationship, I am just have one night stands 😉@@SmokeyMcC
@@SmokeyMcCif you want to set it up I’ll box Jupiter. In a legit gym all above the board
"Only HALF of my brothers were sent to prison for being sexual with children"
Not just that but he they were with their little sister as well so I would imagine they learned it somewhere.
Don’t forget the one who’s out of jail has kids🤢
i pissed myself when he did the fighting stance and said "my fighting stance is like this 🤓" and smokey goes "DUDE that's badass!" LMFAOOOO 😭😭
I cannot with his "Were-pyer" abilities keep him up at night! All I can see is the stat effector from Skyrim when you're a werewolf. "You're beast blood doesn't allow you to get a restful sleep!"
"Criminality doesn't run in my family" No, it FROLICS FREELY!!
I’m not sure anyone in his family runs, if I’m honest
lol!@@AFarmerCalledChicken
Oh it runs rampant and roughshod all over the males in his family. The one sister that’s been interviewed seemed fairly normal and well adjusted
His gene pool is a puddle
Like a vampire from Skyrim as well(in tandem with his discord mod build) whenever he steps outside gets “your blood boils in the sunlight” 💀💀💀
“I was drunk half the time” “it’s okay Brian Risso understands” 😂😂😂 Smokey you are funny as fuck
Hes a wino like blade
Figure it out dood
ok person
"his bellybutton gets home 5 minutes before he does" LMFAOAOAOISJFHOFOS
Why does this guy always appear without a shirt on. I have never seen Jupiter with clothes on
Shadow Raven!!!
Because Jupiter is a gas giant, they don’t make clothes big enough for him?
🤓👆”Erm ackshully, it’s because in the Twilight series, the werewolves also didn’t wear shirts”
Bowser, Natedawg, and Jupiter are predators.
Facts!
Nate Dogg, like the rapper?!?
Cyraxx too
And Daniel Larson
And Evan! Can’t forget Evan!
"All of us are SO much higher than you've ever been, Jupiter. And we're not soliciting underage kids"
-Kiwi
Fucking LEGENDARY.
“BOYS WILL BE BOYS”
Once they said that the whole giggling interview suddenly made sense
same
OMGosh that is an epic line!!
I relate to it so much 😂
Kiwi needs to do a merch run with that on it lol
Holy shit I cried laughing when he did the body swap thing and pretended to be the devil.
🤣🤣 kept looking away too like dude we know you lying
‘I’m innocent I’m innocent
Oh it’s not working, crud how do I convince them
*Hang on, I’ve got a foolproof idea’*
@@toastle8005'lemme Satan real quick'
Cow Wrangler REALLY wranglin' this fuckin' cow
Watched this live. When he flat out admitted it, my jaw dropped. Never thought he'd actually admit it like that.
Atleast he's honest unlike psyraxx.
Well he was wacked out on nicotine...you know those nicotine rampages.
@@at0micwerew0lfI actually invaded Poland once while high and nicotine
Then when he puts the blame on nicotine was too funny to hear without laughing
“I WAS BEING IMPULSIVE BECAUSE OF THE NICOTINE, SO THATS WHY I BECAME A PDF FILE”
When? I got to see the timestamp
Look I know he is a dangerous predator but when he said to hide your kids at the start I nearly passed out from laughing.
Now he starts caring about the kids.
Because he doesn't want to get in deeper trouble
He's definitely not dangerous. He's just an idiot that doesn't understand what he's doing wrong. He's lonely because of the fact he's so crazy. So any attention at all will suffice. He probably needs to be locked up or have a handler so he's not a nuisance. But he's not dangerous. I imagine a 13 year old girl could probably take him
Someone should take that clip (video and audio) and hang into it to use as a donation alert for if and when they stream.
He's gotta make it more exciting for himself when he's on the hunt
He will never change because he has never mentally grown up. He feels more comfortable with younger people because his peers see him for the creep he is and the young people can be manipulated. Another one who should be jailed and forgotten.
I feel like his emotional development stopped somewhere in his teens.
@@DBWave94 yes that’s about the age he acts!!
@@DBWave94I dunno, I think even teens are too mature for him.
19:26 As someone who lives in a country where the legal age is 16, we as a society still view it as predatory, immoral, gross, and fucking weird for an adult to date a 16-year-old.
these people don't understand legal doesn't mean it's gonna be viewed as a good and moral thing
british person here. 16 is not considered an adult in the uk at all and everyone here would consider this guy a nonce for being with a 16 year old regardless of whether it's legal or not.
If he got caught by your catchers, that "nonce-aliser" machine you guys are using would explode XDXDXD
@@TheBlejacYep. You gotta give it a good blow 😂 We also have high rates of Lieabetes and noncealitis.
You’re actually talking about Predator Exposure - they’re quite a polarising team. Most teams don’t mess about like that and humiliate the pred - it’s just about getting them to acknowledge what they’ve done and holding them to account until the police arrive. The cops ARE given all the info but consistently fail to act, citing lack of resources, so a team will turn up on their doorstep with all the evidence, holding the pred on a Section 24a citizens arrest, thereby forcing the cops to attend.
Jupiter would FREAK OUT if Phil turned up on his doorstep - ‘We’re predator exposure and we’ve just exposed your f’kin ar5e!’ 😂😂😂
she isnt even 16, its april of 2008
@@CatyaZamalodchikova1976
Oh lmao. British police… I remember me and my friends called the police on a guy who was taking upskirt pictures of school girls. The police said “it’s not illegal to take pictures of people in public so we can’t do anything”.
However the guy was absent the next year, so maybe they did get him eventually.
@@enfieldlammergeierthey probably did, creeps often commit repeat crimes. It’s why all the celebrities that turn out to be predators tend to have more than one victim, because when they don’t get caught the first time, they take it as a chance to do it over and over again until they receive consequences for it.
Cow wrangler has got to be my favorite reoccurring protagonist in the saga of the kiwi-smokey predator reporting
Wrangler 2024,
@@REfan2002 that's my president
wrangler is an absolute goat!
She doesn’t really know when to let up is the problem. I love the grilling too but she needs to learn when to let the delusion spill out and hear the silly crap they have to say too. Thang god kiwi and Blade helped with that
I don't know if it's a he or she is it ??@@BahhBahhBrownSheep
This dude is dangerous, in numerous ways. You can see it in his eyes
How
The silence during the lucifer monologue has me in tears
Don't fret about the audio too much. The content was so interesting I kind of started ignoring it after a minute.
Factual, I was working listening to this love and just started zoning it out cause of how hooked I was onto this stream
If Jupiters brain was made of silk it would barely make a pair of shorts for a canary
Mmmh, yes, very wise
That’s a great insult lol
That sounds like an ancient chinese general roasting the opposing general he thinks little of
😅 they require very little shorts
what an interesting insult lmao
“you’re lying to us corbin”
“JUPITER, WHAT THE FUCK I BELIEVED YOU”
crying rn
55:13 "well we've got a dono who wants to see it, so, please don't interrupt" 😂
"Nicotine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James, probably
No no that was Rick Ross
I think it was Rick Moranis actually
"You walk like an alcoholic." Cow Wrangler 2024 💀
As a alcoholic, I object.
@@shadowbanned1999 you walk into objects *
He walks like homeless wino, like that ol bum bum just drank a big jug’a bum wine.
He don't walk lol
That and the whole “I wanna be a good boy” things are so good.
"I made a mistake"
"But you're doing it again"
"... I make a ton of mistakes"
People are not talking enough about the silly shit he saying. Like him totally teaching someone a grapple move and then his student later used it on a literal preschooler
Or him pretending to be taken over by the devil. Lmao
Smokey out here playing only use me blade while quoting Chis Chan truly a master of the craft
Telling the audience, at his command, to take everything off the internet was *chef's kiss*
Fr!😂
@@twitchybristlesJupiters pretty delusional throughout this all. Knowing these people perceive him as a lolcow he’d be more likely to take susceptibility to Smokey (“Rizzo” lol) I mean at least Kiwi is kinda conspicuous 😂😂😂
Jupiter: You don't deserve to say my brother's name!
Kiwi: D U K E
Comedy gold.
Months later I still can't get over how Jupiter sounds like Larry the Cucumber.
16 is NOT considered an adult here. Firstly, you can’t vote or even leave full time education until you’re 18. The age for sending seggsual communication and images is also 18. You can’t learn to drive until you’re 17. You can’t marry until you’re 18 without parental consent (unless you go to Scotland). Communication of that nature at 16 is a crime - it’s considered grooming.
I’d also add at this point (having trained with one of the UKs biggest PDF file sting teams) that a decoy wouldn’t reach out to him first. The pred always has to add the minor and the decoy will never lead a seggsual conversation. It negates a court case to do that so unless he’s lying and he added her, she’s not a decoy.
I was laughing my ass off at work watching Jupiter pretend to be possessed by the devil live. How is this guy even real?
Meth
Da auto-tismo
Delusional people who are powerless will often believe in possessing forms of magic to cope with reality. Jupiter doesn't like the fact that he is a flabby p3d0 from Idaho. So it's easier for him to declare himself a vampire werewolf or whatever.
the "this is lucifer speaking" made me scream at like 2am
@@Ollo-teddoAs an autist, don't compare us with that lobotomite
What kills me is Jupiter keeps saying these shitty, anime-like one liners over and over. "I don't have the heart" or "I don't want my family to bury another" like dude he's so fucking cringey.
it's common in autistic people to do that, they speak in a stereotyped fashion or echo lines from anime or media they like (echolalia). when people do this it's a dead giveaway that they're profoundly autistic
i noticed that too i think since he’s autistic (not an excuse for anything btw) and def didn’t learn SHIT about how to treat others and interact with others, he literally just speaks in scripts or shit he’s already heard bc he’s not empathetic as a human enough to come up with anything original or from the heart to say
Bro really thinks he's the main character, the day White Bowser's life turned into an anime? Nah, Jupiter's life was always an anime according to him.
Dude stop disrespecting the half werewolf half vampire half dragon like that
God ikr
Masterful trolling. It's a fine balance, milking just hard enough as to not cause the cow to run away
I was doing a drinking challenge where anytime Jupiter is creepy, a pedo, a monster, blame his problems on anyone but him, or blaming him talking to minors on vape/booze so far ten minutes and I’ve already thrown up and messaged my ex how much I miss her
Christ almighty this must be the lolcow equivalent to an interview with Charles Manson
nah that would be chris chan
I’ve beard it maybe 20 times now but i can’t get over it.
‘I know where to bury people where no one will know’, then proceeds to explain and detail his exact location. Super genius level mind here.
1:26:10 is my favourite part. Mephistopheles takes over and Kiwi and Smokey are losing it but are quick enough to mute themselves.
criminality doesn't run in the family, no ones runs in their family
god jupiter just loves following in family footsteps
He's choosing to repeat abuse because he probably didn't get help nor the proper treatment for his mental issues.
But now he has to deal with reality and the court of public opinion
@@lunebadru5997This. I studied psychology, his brother or a family member probably abused him. Cases like this that go untreated, usually result in the victim becoming an abuser.
I don't know how you and Kiwi do it, pretending to be on Jupiter's side before turning the tables on him. I feel like I would immediately go for the throat like our favorite Wrangler.
Music biz marty is good at it too.
@druidic4353 True but he does this all the time at this point. Kiwi and Smokey don't normally do this.
@@Ghostface2252a lot of these lolcows have zero self-awareness or critical thinking skills. You just have to play to their egos a bit and they’ll think you’re best friends
They played him so well. It was great entertainment
@markparkerjr.9001 It was one hell of a ride and I wasn't expecting them to keep pretending after Cow Wrangler and Nick got done roasting Jupiter.
25:09 THIS IS WILD LMAOO i love cow wrangler
He was "...drunk and board..." and decided to talk to minors. When he said "...if you have any children or minors in the room..." I was surprised he didn't say "line them up so he can touch their butt"
The "woe is me" attitude and anger theatrics is crazy. I think Jupiter is truly sociopathic. He not only lies and lies and lies and is a total narcissist, but hes a dumb one at that
Bro lacks the necessary tools to self reflect and change
I think he’s just really slow - like an IQ of 70 - and he was halted from developing mentally by something when he was nine or ten. Possibly some form of abuse. Regardless, whatever it was, it’s made him stay at that mental age where he still enjoys stories and fantasies. From pretending to be a ‘were-pire’ to saying he knows the FBI, he doesn’t believe any of its true, he’s just doing that thing kids do where they say things like ‘Yeah well my uncle is the president and he’ll throw you in jail!!’
Honestly, it’s like schizophrenia or a mythomaniac but paired with severe developmental delay. That’s so dangerous. Example, he’s being absolutely dogged on and he KNOWS this- yet he just doesn’t react like how we would normally react. He’s unpredictable, you could’ve made him angry 2 weeks ago and he’s only just started acting on it. Such a dangerous variety
He's a raxxissist
No, he's just a sperg. Stop attributing sociopathy to untamed autism.
"my physique is built for defense and to throw enemies off" ppl are definitely thrown off by that physique 🤣
And his smell
Phoenix Wright keeps furrowing his brows like the dad from young Sheldon 💀💀
it's so funny
The second I hear Cow Wranglers voice I know someone is about to be torn to SHREDS
Wrangler is a coward who can only roast mentally challenged weirdos like him.
He couldn't debate me one on one, they had to gang up on me & yell at me on discord to feel like they won.
'The nicotine told me to talk to those minors, its not my fault' -Jupiter.
Next time I'm in trouble, Imma use the Jupiter excuse.
That part of this stream had to the best part😭😂
yeah sorry i stole your car and totaled it on the freeway, i was absolutely shlonked off that wacky tobaccy. these new Sonichu brand cigarettes are no joke brother. please understand, i am a 25 year old high functionally acoustic werepire
that fyrm cauwkhald thing was hilarious I didn’t know he would read it 😂😂
"Yes officer, it was this nicotine right there 👉"
Man i despise Jupiter
Good guy evilwhitebowser
He also sounds like a nerd. His voice is grating.
REALLY hard not to, y’know.
Common evilwhitebowser dub.
You and Evil Jupiter should team up to take down your arch nemises
I've never cringed harder than when i heard jupiter say he has rizz
Bro its "not that big" of course he has rizz to be able to pull Linda, stuffed animals, and minors 😂
Smoked a cigarette once, immediately ate the “do not eat” packet from my beef jerky bag
Pro tip: do not listen to this while driving. You WILL have the overwhelming urge to pull the wheel. You WILL wonder if God stays in heaven because he's scared too.
This is one of the very very few videos I FIRMLY can confirm this comment isn't even exagerrative fucking God.
I lost it on “Fyrm Cawkauld”, I applaud you gentlemen for keeping it together, as well as Segwaying that into a White Bowser Is A Predator
Bro the fact Jupiter read it without missing a beat was the best part of the video.
Lol my video paused for an ad the moment he got finished saying "Fyrm Cawkauld" so I was dying lel'ing as a Pizza Hut ad was playing (for 5 seconds til the skip option appeared
I almost passed away at this part
I have rewatched this so many times lol
Is it just me, or does it seem like Jupiters whole family was just molesting each other. Not that it excuses continuing the cycles… but…Like he wants to be a “good boy?” For his family? The implications are so gross.
Well on a Linda Binda video, his sister said that Jupiter's brother used him as a play thing. So I wouldn't be surprised
You can tell Jupiter realized he was beyond fucked when he started rocking back and forth with his arms crossed looking for every excuse he can to not give anymore information.. I wish "shadow Raven" the worst in life.
“I’m a farm cow”
So true Jupiter, so true
“Dude you look like a white Abdullah the Butcher”
Smokey I am going to sue you for the loss of my sides lolol
Jupiter repeating his sentence over and over is fucking obnoxious and makes me so angry
Why does a grown ass man want to be "friends" with underage kids? I'm 35 years old and have no desire to be friends with a 16 year old. My daughter is about to be 14 and I have zero desire to Snapchat her friends, come on🙄
I’m 23 with very childish interests (cartoons and anime) and I don’t want to be friends with 16 year olds lol, cus after a certain age you don’t have anything in common with kids. It’s also ESPECIALLY weird to try and get all buddy-buddy with kids you don’t even know or have any relationship to you at all. I can understand wanting to get along with a niece or maybe your kid’s friend, but being their “bestie”? Sending inappropriate messages to one? It’s fucking disgusting.
@@gregjayonnaise8314same here. I'm 21 and I'm SUPER chronicly lonely. Do you have a discord or twitter. Maybe we could get to know each other.
Be Real with yourself, im not saying this in a Justifying way, But do you really think this guy is a "Grown ass man"?
im 16 and i don't want anything to do with a 13 year old
White Bowser and Jupiter are predators
Don't forget Daniel Larson
@@ICHTHYSSOPHOS818and Vaush
And natedawg
@@sonichujfs2393same with Riotlol
This is way too many preds to be comfortable online
That fighting stance cracks me up every time
As well as the "i'm a bad boy, i got riz" part
I died inside
Cow wrangler, you live up to your name. You say what every detective is thinking. It’s cathartic to hear you grill Jupiter to a crisp. Smokey, I’m going through each of your videos and loving them all. Keep it up, brother.
Cow wrangler is a cow themself, smearing people as pedos over mature looking anime girls
I CANNOT BREATHE. I was inhaling my joint as you said "Do you realise Jupiter we have been smoking weed this entire time"
I was hitting my bong 😂
Smoking up 4 40 am listening to this degenerate
We all are, i don't think i ever watch/listen smokey clip without being high as a mothafuck...
There stream are perfect to listen too during a smoke session
Glad to see Onlyusemeblade made it for the interview missed smokey but what are you gonna do
Glad to see blade finally figuring it out, dood
"Ayooo figure it out PDFfile."
Smokey just has to figure it out dude
Person!
Bro, Jupiter's moustache-twirling evil villain monologues are so funny. 😆 Dude legitimately thinks he's Madara Uchiha or something.
1:25:48 him trying to be so serious and then knocking down the camera is so fucking funny
"Make sure no little children are in the room" ah yes because I love watching Jupiter the Hybrid content with my toddler thanks Jupiter
i watched the whole interview live and it was one of the funniest interviews i've ever seen. he's oblivious to everything and clearly cant pick up vocal tones or social cues in any way
Exactly! Like, I’m autistic and I have troubles, but even I could tell that they were fucking with him half the time and the other half was just contempt
That's the best part😂
YEAH DEFINITELY SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT, PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT MOST OF THE TIME ARE DANGEROUS SOCIOPATHS THEY HAVE TO MIMIC EMOTIONS/FEELINGS AND THAT IS USUALLY OVERLY DRAMATIC AT YOUNGER AGES BUT AS THEY AGE THEY GET BETTER AT IT AND THATS HOW SO MANY OF THEM HIDE WHO THEY TRULY ARE.
Jupiter’s mic is killing me bruh I can’t breathe😭😭
Smokey I gotta say, watching these videos are seriously the highlight to my day! Please keep up the work and don’t stop! Much love brother
Smokey: Don't touch the poo.
Also Smokey: *does a 4 hour interview with Jupiter*
It's funny but I hate it how he plays with these people who yes are predators but it takes away from the seriousness of their offenses to play with them like this
@bleedingberryjuice i understand where youre coming from but i dont think it takes away from anything. Look at how he responds to wrangler. He gets defensive and screams and argues, but with Kiwi and Smokey he openly admits to his crimes because he's under the impression they actually care about his side
@@azulimarie2485 the police and the authorities need to be the ones to handle this guy and clearly they're trying
@@bleedingberryjuicethey usually don’t touch internet creeps like this guy. Torching his name and ensuring everyone who looks him up knows who he is accomplishes more than wishing the police could do anything.
@@bleedingberryjuice oh they definitely should.. but they dont. Over and over again, they dont fo anything. You think of the thousands of combined viewers of all of the videos about this guy, and how many of them reported him to police. They (allegedly) have had an entire 7 months with Jupiter's devices and hes still out and free enough to stream.
1:18:32 “I wonder if cyraxx and jupiter’s “I’m not a predator” cycles are synced up” LMFAO
52:10 "Well I am a badass... at gaming" coldest line of 2024
“High on nicotine” Is hilarious
His brain is the size of a small radish
That’s generous
Nu his brain the size of a xxx small rasin
Bold of you to assume he has one
His brain is the size of one of his dried up shit crumbs in his underwear
It's the size of a tic tac
I love how the guy posing as Phoenix just casually smokes and nods his head at random times
Watching him just chug the fireball whilst nodding along got me goin lmao
😂😂😂
He was cracking me up 😂
Ya that was mint
I was listening but tbh I was only really watching him
He's physically a skinnier Stephen Assanti
I mean, since he is very clearly stuck with the mind of a 13 year old it only makes sense that he's attracted to people his mental age...
His address still should be permanently changed to the nearest jail though.