Jupiter The Hybrid - The Most Unhinged He Has Ever Been
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- čas přidán 6. 12. 2023
- Jupiter is back in the news as he made a call to Linda Binda, in which he threatened Linda numerous times. It’s one of the most insane things I have ever heard someone say and I’m sure you all will feel the same way. Hope you goats enjoy the video 💯
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Anybody else have trouble keeping Jupiter and NovaOnline as 2 seperate people in their mind
Nah m8. Jupiter didn't say CAN I GET AN FRENCH ONION SOUP PLEASE!!!!
Can he get a french onion soup please?
Fucking TikTok brings out the pedos like nothing else, no wonder we can't tell them apart
I was just thinking that tbh
I believe they're both from Idaho too. Weird, since I thought I saw hints everywhere that Nova might be Dutch or Belgian.
The biggest sign of Jupiter's instability is that he thinks he can afford a Hitman on SSI
This part fucking sent me in the stratosphere
and find out its a cop in disguised
There are plenty of dope fiends out there that will take you off of this earth for a can of bud light and some loose cigarettes. You don’t have to go far to find “crazy” these days lol.
@@_Paul_NYou'd have to be crazy to drink bud light.
I mean I guess a crackhead isn’t expensive lol
Jupiter: "I don't let the hate bother me"
Also Jupiter: "My fantasy is to kill all the people who have ever wronged me."
😂😂😂
I mean what else would you expect from a werewolf/vampire/demon/dragon? This guy is clearly a super badass!!!!!1
this is the best comment on this video lmfao
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also one of my fav mf soft drinks btw pleasure to meet you
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“I’ve lived in Idaho my whole life I know where to hide a body” that quote is now stuck in my head
I live in Idaho I know where he's gonna hide the body
Literally any person with a body of water or a forest nearby would know where to hide a body. It's not like it's hard.
I live in Idaho and I wish he would stop hiding bodies in my yard.
@@lando8913 I died in Idaho and I wish he didn't bury me in your backyard
I am idaho I wish he didn't bury bodies in me :(
One thing missing from this whole thing is the facial reactions from Linda. It helps establish that Linda is clearly not buying any of Jupiter's crap.
I would LOVE to see their face at 19:08.
The absolute sheer confidence he has
linda is so funny. i know it's a silly drag act on her end (or i'm assuming it's a cis guy because that terrible wig tells me she's a character) so the fact that jupiter buys her shtick almost makes him look smarter than chris chan.
@@bigdaddydons6241 *she
@@birdie8006 they go by he/him they're pretending to be a woman to trick Jupiter *which is working*
@@heymay724but isn’t he just playing a character? Or is he actually wanna be a she ive fortunately never heard of any of them
Man, Linda Binda is a champion. I couldn’t listen to Jupiter’s self-serving gibberish for more than a few minutes without throwing up in my mouth.
she's out there in the trenches for us 😭
@@birdsmoko Until he's eventually exposed as a groomer.
@@owenlindkvist5355 Well so far there's no indication that the person behind the Linda Binda persona is a groomer, so why would you say that?
@@owenlindkvist5355 you mind giving us a reason for why you think she’s a groomer?
@@owenlindkvist5355u mean Jupiter? Not Linda binda right?
Bro really said so how was your day after spending like 10 minutes telling Linda how he plotted her murder and said nobody would care if she died
Jupiter is an Orc in the same vein that Cyraxx is a Goblin.
Facts 😂
does that make Daniel Larson a blighted necrocorpse?
@@evansutcliffe1099it also makes cobes a boglin
They're well suited as middle-earth creatures/trolls.
I thought Cyraxx was a cyclops...
Jupiter unironically saying "she asked for it" is wild and crazy lmao
Just when you thought he said the most disgusting thing humanly possible, he goes and says something even worse.
As putrescent as he is, I'm glad he's still online. It's like finding a venomous spider in your room; once found, it becomes far more dangerous once you lose track of it. It's far better to be able to keep track of a horrorcow.
As an owner of 5 tarantulas he's an insult to see awesome spiders.
@@ClickClack_Bam Fuzzybum spooders!
Unironically one of the best arguments for free speech- id rather the people who say insane shit be identifiable rather than hidden away
@@WobblesandBean One that I own is called the "Brazilian Salmon Pink Birdeater".
It's the 4th largest spider on Earth.
Look it up. It's almost unbelievable there's 3 who are bigger than that lol.
@@ClickClack_Bam Are those the ones with the cute pink feets?
As someone who was victimized as a child, the victim never gets to "put it in the past where it stays". The violation of being used for a sickness gratification scars you for life.
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Truth! I wish more understood this💯
Uh...I dunno about you, but as someone who was groomed and victumized at 12. I managed to put it in the past where it stays. I'm doing fine now. The only trauma I have is that I'm addicted to masterbation.
@@desensitizedanalyser5624 I was r@p3d 3 times as a child and beat and that stuff does not go away or get out behind you, at least for me. Good for you if you’re healed from your past.
@@desensitizedanalyser5624wdym by addicted to masturbating? I was groped/molested, I wasn't physically hurt but I've got a good memory and I used to have nightmares where I'm stuck in the incident again... I'm happy to hear that your over it but make sure you look after yourself man, I thought the exact same way until it manifested into me not connecting with friends/girlfriends, being scared to talk about what happened in case, I was smoking weed to literally try to forget about the incident.
Fact of the matter is bro look after yourself. I've got a problem with masturbation. Porn is no good too, no one needs pornhub and access to millions of porn videos makes our brains see 10/10 being sluts as normal...
I really hope nothing happens to Linda because of this. At the end of the convo between them she talks for a little while about how scared she was if releasing anymore content and/or the documentary about Jupiter because of the threats that he makes towards her. I hope she’s able to feel safe and that Jupiter won’t be able to do anything at the end of the day.
I will say that they really should have known their would be a possibility of him turning on them, same thing with interacting with cyrax you always put yourself at risk.
Wait, isn't Linda binda some dudr catfishing Jupiter?
I don't think they should be worried
Lmao "she"
I'll be honest, I wouldn't worry too much.
I can only imagine the Cyraxx scenario should he ever try to fight someone.
One slap and he starts crying and runs back to his mom.
She’s already moved once bc of them! Which is wild
Jupiter: "Some dickhead's been posting me n my family's criminal record all over the internet."
Linda: "I wonder why..."
fkn cracks me up. 😂 put these freaks in a home already, someone
I'm so confused on how Jupiter has not noticed Linda's acting but to be fair, I can't really tell.
Extreme gullibility I assume. Kinda like Chris
@SmokeyMcC I know right chris Believed some of the most Insane shit i've ever Heard. Like all The sweethearts He thought he had were trolls and he was so gullible. You almost feel bad for him.... Then you realize he diddled his mom
He seems aware that she's just dumping the convos online right away to the people that made fun of him so I guess he's just that thirsty? Or he thinks his insane charisma can win her over somehow.
He wants that Bindussy
@@SmokeyMcCdenial is more likely I think 🧐
We can all pray that Jupiter will not beat the charges. Btw Smokey, Jupiter's local police is actually doing an investigation on him they took away his computer and phone, he also bought a burner phone just to make videos and calls
its odd how he has such a juvinile mind. The magical thinking of powers and roleplay are like what a middleschooler would go with. Its like hes socially stunted. There has to be a name for this
T'ERDED!
autism
@@getalongpassthebong6060Please don't xompare us autists with that thing, not even we are that retardant
peter pan syndrome
Narcissistic personality disorder...probably other things going on there too.
LindaBinda is such a fucking champ, out there doing the Lord's work
That’s facts ^
that name is adorable tbh really conjures up the lovable mom from bobs burgers for me
@@SmokeyMcCtmdwu 🙌
I'd marry TF outta Linda binda, even if it's a feminine dude in s terrible wig.
He's a creep talking to even bigger creeps 😂
Linda is genuinely one of the strongest willed people on the internet right now, there's a lot of people who get a kick by trolling the cows or baiting the cows but to be the firsthand confidante to all of Jupiter's insanity all in an effort to make sure that how much of a predatory freak he is is public knowledge and documented? Mad respect for the toll that has to take after all this time.
Yeah huge respect for just playing along and broadcasting the creep. So many people in this postion will just egg them on to be even worse.
2:22 Jupiter is *_so_* desperate to feel like the protagonist of a harem anime. *_SO_* desperate. He will eagerly cheat on his fiance, send d!¢k pics to literally any girl, and even "breed" with _goddamn pony dolls_ in order to project that persona.
And I LOVE the way Linda Binda completely mocks the guy right to his face in such a way that feeds into that delusion, so he genuinely believes his "magic powers" are working.
an harem is far of a dream for someone with a fat chipmunk voice and the body of the globglogabgalab
I really hope Linda is okay. He literally just threatened murder and a domestic terroristic threat.
He's nowhere near clever enough to do anything. Threatening to get a hitman for $40 is laughable. A tweaker might take the job and Jupiter would probably trust them as they skip down the road to their next hit with the free money that a person claiming to be a vampire-werewolf-goblin-mylittlepony-stickofbutter hybrid gave them. He's too busy building up a criminal record related to children to do anything and his claim of "they'll never find the body" is laughable. He'd buckle under 30 seconds of interrogation, jeez at this point he's heading towards a visit from Gordon flowers (or whatever he calls himself these days) pretty quickly.
ok linda IS a guy I have been scratching my head over that
@@drewbakka5265 I was talking about Jupiter
@@alexisdesmall95 oh, so Linda is just a girl with a nasily voice? Like the jury is still out it this isn't a dude doing an elaborate troll
@@drewbakka5265 I've assumed it was a dude but between me, you, and the randoms who see this, I'm not entirely sure.
I love how when Linda pretends to cry for him about the hate speech, he just says downgrading stuff with a tone that says 'Omg, I don't care- listen to me for once in your life.' Unapologetic, unsympathetic and very unloyal.
He really admitted on a phone call that he wanted to hire a hitman to off someone using government benefits lmfao. Very smart.
He’d probably go to RentAHitman, completely unaware it’s a joke website and honeypot for idiots who think you can hire a hitman on the clearweb
Jupiter getting mad at Linda for not asking him if its okay for his SISTER to tell HER story of HIS abuse just screams narcissism to me, there is something so deeply wrong with this dude.
I'm always convinced that next time we see him it'll be because hes on the news for committing murder.
his first sexual encounter irl is going to be in a cell😂
You know he’ll be the bottom 💀
Its really unlikely his charges will stick. People who are like Jupiter, who obviously are on the spectrum or have some kind of mental illness, rarely have things stick until they actually hurt somebody. If the charges do stick, he probably won't face jail time. Its super unfortunate, but they're usually such a hassle to keep in a facility like that, especially when they're like Jupiter and have "preferences" that aren't famously well liked in those places.
That’s sad to know ngl
I know one that got caught in a sting. I think it was because of the threat of minecrafting the minor. So Jupiter might not be so lucky.
I've seen people who were in the system as diagnosed (insert here) get away with shit like you've said.
Other factors that play into it though are where this happened at & what political scene is there.
But his bullshit threats might get him pulled right into the system. He won't face any true punishment like you said though.
I hope to god this predator like White Bowser doesn't beat any charges and gets sent to prison.
Facts💯
Or Chris Chan. That fact he’s out is disgusting. He should be locked up for AT LEAST 20 years
Pwedetah * 😂
I nearly shit myself with laughter when he said he would hire a hitman with SSI money.
Linda truly is the GOAT for doing all this to expose him. Rip to her sanity
Yeah it’s gotta take a toll after a while
The SSA (Social Security Administration) can actually take control of his money and restrict his access if someone contacted his local office and proved to them that he had intent to use government benefits to commit a criminal act. If anything would throttle his life and prevent him from doing unspeakable acts so easily, it would be a total restriction to his finances.
I go through Idaho a good amount with my job. Maybe I need to add a hybrid pelt to my trophy room.
😂😂💯
Let's get it, brother😂
Unironically human leather makes for pretty good material, and there are even legal shops that will buy some. If they think you got it from a... willing source
@@GigiBranconiunderrated comment 😂❤
Every time I get updates about this monster he gets more and more *INSANE*
Facts. It never gets better
I enjoy Linda binda, happy you covered this one. His threats shouldn’t go unnoticed.
When he said "we need to forget about it and move on!" i swear i saw cryaxx in a corner of my room.....
"How has nobody realized I've been talking about Miners, as in Coal Miners!" -Jupiter
yeah the ones in 1920s industrial revolution america
“With what money?”
“GIRL I got SSI benefits!”
That part had me rolling😂
The guy needs a major reality check, preferably of the broken nose variety.
I also have a family member, who was victimized in a disgusting way... But she didn't go on to hurt myself or anybody else in the family in that same way. It angers me that he uses his own trauma as a justification for his actions. There's treatment out there, and instead of fixing himself, he victimizes his younger sister and minors online. He needs to be stopped. His ass needs to be in jail.
Guys we need to cut him some slack, did we so soon forget that he was high on nicotine when he did those things?! 🙄😂
Bro really threatened to hire a hitman using his tugboat money
Tugboat 😂
Lolcow 101 they’d be legitimately dangerous if they weren’t so stupid. Also never learning a damn thing is what tips them over from not just a weirdo into a full on lolcow
Hearing Linda fake getting one Jupiter’s telepathic sexual images made me howl with laughter. It wasn’t remotely convincing, but Jupiter happily bought it 😂
I’ll have what she’s having…
I lost it when he bragged about using his ssi to pay for a hitman. Thanks for breaking my brain with this video, smokey.
Just had my Wisdom teeth removed today, there is nothing better to sooth the pain than watching Smokey.
What?
I'll take the opiates that they give you for starters. Opiates are fantastic.
Can he not actually get charged for saying something like that? I dont think you can go around saying you would kill someone while going into detail about it, especially being a mentally unstable predator
if Linda felt threatened then she could maaayybe press charges but the fact she keeps talking to him is something the court will use against her
How guys like Jupiter and Chris can get away with anything and if one of us literally speeds too high on the highway we’ll be the ones in jail LMAO this country is such a joke
I honestly believe that if it weren't for Jupiter's online presence, he'd be the next John Wayne Gacy or Albert Fish.
certified telepathic werewolf moment
Well I mean, when you think about it, Jupiter is the Roman name for Zeus. And seeing the kind of disgusting shenanigans Zeus liked to get up to behind Hera's back, I'd say Corbin picked a fitting nickname.
Maybe it is an ego thing as well. Jupiter is not just a god, but he is also the king of the gods.
Love the vid. Even though we want to see how crazy this kind of person is, it's important to remember that no one should ever take those kind of threats lightly.
Linda plays this freak like a fiddle, it’s kinda fuckin’ hilarious
I needed something to listen to while i did yardwork. Thanks smokey, you fill my crack in
This might be a hot take but I think Jupiter might just be WORSE then Cyraxx! His attitude is beyond repugnant! He's so damn unapologetic and self centred. I really hope he gets what's coming to him in the form of his own 'William Gloryhole' and other dedicated trolls.
Godbless the late-night upload 🙏 GOATed as always, Smokes!
Thank you for that my Brotha💯
the fact he thinks Linda is a girl makes this infinitely more hilarious 😭
I mean your still calling her by her name so like, whats the point of even going "shes a dude"
@@heymay724 Because I have no idea what his actual name is. Never said she either, I always use the proper pro-nouns. He's a dude.
So do most of the retreads watching.
@@thekeemstar27i thought she was a trans girl
@@moustachio05 That just means male.
A lot of these lolcows/horror cows need therapy and anti psychotics. But Jupiter needs to be in a padded cell.
I nearly died like willy when you said that and the picture flashed up, speechless bruh hahaha 😂😂
If Jupiter can get engaged fellas, anyone can. Just remember that 😂
😂😂 facts
I suspect an arranged marriage. You know idahos full of weirdos. Prob not as bad as Jupiter but still seems like a place where that would be normal 😂
This is one of the best videos youve done. This guy is absolutely insane
jupiter has to be deeply traumatized and finds refuge in this delusion of him being the most powerful being his world has ever seen. that fantasy's his reality, that's what makes him hella scary to me. if he keeps living his reality he'll ABSOLUTELY end up doing something terrible, i'm almost certain. him and larson are ticking timebombs.
after a wet cold and windy day at work it's cool to come home to a new video. time to relax with a coffee and a smoke. thank you smokey!
Glad that you enjoyed it my friend 💯
This man is unhinged. Absolutely unhinged. Keep exposing these creeps Smokey, big ups.
Jupiter is probably one of only lolcows that make me really uncomfortable and really angry. Cyraxx is just a pitiful little creature that’s going to die alone.
Chris Chan is probably gonna slip on a banana peel and become paralyzed,or be super racist to the wrong person.
And White Bowser is somewhere near the same level of Jupiter,but he’s just pathetic.
But you get what I’m saying. Hopefully. I’m super fried man.
And Daniel Larson’s probably gonna get whacked off somewhere in an alley.
I feel you on that 😂 gotta be super fried
And Cobra will die bc of drinkig. All alone.
You forgot Daniel Larsen because he's just one punch away from getting his shit kicked out of him.
i couldn't stop laughing at the fact that 'Linda' is clearly just a dude in a wig and jupiter was head over heels over that
"With what money?" 27:45
Is fucking insane how that was said lmao
"Can we not bring up me sending noods to someone who isn't my fiance, it makes *me* uncomfortable"
BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT!
Thank you for all your hard work and diligence smokey it can’t be easy on your sanity to wade through the muck and mire of the degenerates P.S. hearing Jupiter spout his bullshit while the FF7 music plays in the background is something i never knew that i needed
honestly tying a child to a chair is very severe physical abuse even when it's for punishment and control. but if it's part of a bondage fetish that is even more horrific and it sounds like that is what the brother did which is really sad.
obviously not trying to white knight jupiter i think people have every right to be angry and disgusted by pedophilia even if the person got that way from their own CSA but wow is it tragic and harrowing stuff at times
For the record, "Freedom of Speech" is a freedom/right against our government. Freedom of speech does not mean you can say whatever you want wherever/to whoever without consequences.
This man and Cyraxx should do streams together
The horrorcow pawdcast yeah!
the creepshow
Jupiter sounds EXACTLY like the voice from the Duck song. I kid you not
Now my childhood is ruined because I get an image of that little innocent duck saying all this
"Hey! (bom bom bom) Got any... ass?"
We can all agree Linda Binda is just Gokunaru doing a voice, right?
Ive been waiting for this. From one smokey to another God speed friend
Aye hope ya having a good day Smokey!! Jupiter back at it again
Something about these predators having high, squeaky voices, low testosterone, and some sort of mental health issue that remains untreated just seems to be a pattern.
How tf do you measure hormones from a video
@@GigiBranconiyou do it from their appearance…it’s obvious
As someone who has these quirks, I don't know whether to be offended or if I should euthanize myself?@@pinkdollangel
its about power, it always is. insecure little men who have to go talk to kids to feel better about themselves.
@@GigiBranconivoice, appearance, obesity status
You're my introduction to lolcows, thanks! good luck
Keep up the great content Smokey!
He's really got THAT DAWG IN HIM
Somehow, I don't think Jupiter knows about the FBI
there is no way he threatend her with a hitman that he'd hire with money from social security that is the first time i've heard anything remotely close to that being said
love the smt music in the background! keep it up!
I had this on and was doing something while listening and knocked my watch’s next button so it cut over to the newest 2 High. So it cuts from Jupiter saying ‘and then you popped up on TikTok saying’ ‘don’t worry about Bec, she’s gettin it!’
Idk how long it’s been, but I remembered you were sick recently. Glad you’re feeling better Smoke 💯
The white bowser is a preditor
Factually accurate 💯
I love the faces that linda makes in this when jupiter is talking
Dude I keep forgetting that Jupiter is an adult
31:59 haha how much it would SUCK to be this dude. Amen brother. Thanks for another great video Smokey!
High on nicotine 😂
This is the only dude you cover that generally gives me concern. Even his conversations with Linda are hyper controlling and manipulative. If he expressed his darkest fear is to kill a bunch of people … it seems like his habit of doing whatever action he wants with the expectation that he will have the power to make it go away later could be dangerous.
The thing that will always amuse me about lolcows and keeps me coming back is that past is yesterday. And we all know that today is tomorrow's yesterday
i'm just happy to see a new smokey post lol
Linda swallowing when jupiter says hes gonnna hier a hitman is top teir acting, its cartoon level shit 😂. Jupiter thinks hes the top dog bro, the sound is annoying
Smokey helping the Graveyard shift pass
Glad you enjoyed it brotha💯 I always try to upload middle of the night to give the homies something to watch💯 you the goat wizard
Jupiter's mind is so bizarre, all this shit about telepathically sending sexual thoughts into people, and his pony plush wife and children are the weirdest shit ever
Saying the trolls are not getting to him by saying how he owns them. Now where have I heard that one before?
It's funny he says he's a native to Idaho and he knows where to hide the bodies. Well duh we all do out here. Which means the cops do as well.
Bro is falling into chris chan levels of unhinged
“Let the world know my pain”, mf trying to sound like a Naruto Villain
*"And then Jupiter starts paddling his imaginary daughter."* Well who hasn't been there? Am I right folks?
Has a daughter?? He is dangerous and insane
Thank god she’s imaginary
He has a daughter in the same way he's a Vampire Werewolf so dont worry. I freaked out too until i realized hes just Doing mad Creepy RPing lmao
This dude is insufferably arrogant for no reason. And bizzare. He's just a bizzare dude. I can't stop listening, either.