Jupiter The Hybrid and His Crazy Tik-Tok Account
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
- Today we are going to look at Jupiter The Hybrids Insane new tik tok account where he has been posting some of the strangest stuff I’ve ever seen. Hope you all enjoy the video today 💯💯
- Hry
"Children fear me"
No fucking kidding 💀💀💀
I think most children would just cringe to death, less fear
Because children still trust their feelings, and Jupiter is clearly a monster.
Or a predator, like White Bowser
@@antonydrossos5719 and white bowser is a predator.
"Children fear me"
"Parents hate me"
"I'm no longer allowed within 500 feet of a school"
I'd be frightened too If I saw Jupiter the High Cholesterol in person, people like him are the reason pepper spray is sold in gas stations
I find it funny whenever these guys refer to themselves as other worldly entities. They say they have unlimited powers but are still powerless and work at a 7-11 or something.
The clinical term is "Delusions of Grandeur".
it's a good job they work at some menial minimum wage jobs, imagine the power tripping they'd do? they'd make blizzard higherups look like angels.
@@Rabidsageanother term for it is autism
😂
The 7/11 is a cover to throw the mortal authorities off thier trail. Monsters live in like castle's or volcano's not convenience stores.
Thank god I'm not Jupiter so cigarettes just give me lung cancer instead of turning me into a predator
Lol underrated.
The good outcome😂
I don’t think those are cigarettes he’s smoking.
@@Maddie-ft8weI think the cigarettes he was smoking were dipped IYKWIM lol..
@@SmokeyMcC If cigarettes could actually turn you into a predator with no control over your buzzed actions, at this point you would be… ALMOST on the level of Earl the pwedator
Jupiter is the type of predator to genuinely believe "the devil shivers when the nice guy loses his temper" quote
and in that scenario he thinks he's the nice guy lmfao
"When a gentleman goes to war, even demons will fear where he treads"
I think that's the original quote
Everything he says is just that but reworded
it’s like the worst parts of main character syndrome and incel behavior put together with him into one cringe edgelord
@@aspenpinesA cringelord, as it were.
"At least I'm not Jupiter" is definitely something I'll be saying from now on. Has a nice ring to it.
Reminds me of when Chris Chan yelled "At least I ain't fucking orange!", which is one of the few things Chris has ever said that got a legit laugh from me.
@@LateNightTableCo Who deserves prison more - orange war-monger or yellow m-f'er? (never thought that would ever be anything other than an insult, but here we are)
Legit question imho, unfortunately. I'm torn myself... ;)
edit: ofc Chris would make a better president, but it is The lord God Jesus CPU Blue Heart vs. The God Emperor....
Give us Barabas maybe? ;)
@@salis-salis barbussy day a national holiday.
"I may be fat as a planet.. but I ain't jupiter"
Jupiter doesn't have any rings.
Get it?
Because the planet?
@@godmagnus i don't get it.
Im still convinced jupiter and nova are somehow the same person
It's crazy isn't it lol
Right! I'd love to see them both interact with each other.... it's bound to produce some memorable moments lol
Dood, that message Jupiter sent to his older brother, sounded very much like a love letter.
Well, he did SA Jupiter. He probably got Stockholm's syndrome. 😂
@marquae4195this
it's disgusting!! i can't imagine how warped his perception of his brother is that he can say those things to him. their whole family is incredibly messed up and i can imagine it's all to do with generations of inflicted trauma and assault.
@@birdie8006 Jupiter and cyrax are both 3rd generation predators. Third generation!!
Jupiter’s cringe is taking me back 20 years to the weird weeaboo kids who exclusively shopped at hot topic and growled at people
😂😂😂😂😂😂
in 4th grade i had just moved and was really upset so i growled at people and that actually made me friends. didnt shop at hot topic though lol.
Obviously individuals like Jupiter are weird and cringe but we shouldn’t shame goths or anyone alternative.
Those kids may as well be popular jocks in comparison. This is a grown ass man.
@@froggystyle9068 my condolences
All these quotes sound like the lyrics to the worst 2000’s butt rock song. Someone get Godsmack on the phone, I got a song to sell them
At least one of the vids was set to "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace, and I think one DID have Godsmack.
I think that's insulting to butt rock but also kind of accurate lol
Bruh not Godsmack 💀
Not Godsmack dude cmon
They've been broken up for years
Bros literally just dropping deuce bars after he got kicked from Hollywood Undead
Jupiter's AI generated wolf fursona kinda just looks like Droopy the Dog
To remove the music from his audio, find the song's audio file, reverse its polarity, and mix it parallel to his music volume. They'll cancel each other out.
It’s like you are speaking an entirely different language😂😂 thank you so much for that my friend
Smokey, see if there's a step by step tutorial on CZcams somewhere. I looked one up for audacity to strip vocals out of music to make "karaoke" tracks for musical theatre auditions, since just reading how to do it was intimidating to me.
@@SmokeyMcCit’s called an anti-phase. It’s like when you connect a stereo system up wrong and you swap the wires positive and negative opposite from each other. It sounds weird as hell. It’s also how noise canceling headphones work. They listen to the sound around you, play it back at a high volume but in the reverse phase. It levels out and almost cuts out that sound entirely.
you can also easily do the same thing in Ableton using the free "Utility" plugin
@BahhBahhBrownSheep I always wondered how noise canceling headphones worked, that's really neat. Thanks for teaching me something new! Also Earl Dube is a predator
This guy has no business using AI filters when his teeth already look AI generated.
Bro he’s got like a baby tooth growing in over his dead tooth…. The only one with a worse grill is Nick bates……
Snap!
BYEEEEE 😭🤣🤣
there's always like a couple extra teeth, or it combines all the teeth into one, giant tooth.
"children fear me" they sure do, bud.
😭 I was literally about to say that like bro I’d be scared to if I saw him 💀
'children fear me,
women want me
fish want to be me."
"I dont care about the haters" he says in his five thousandth tiktok about how the haters have no affect on his life
People like jupiter are the reason why women need firearms at all times
Another reason why the bear is the safer choice
@@deltasavesliterally
His target demographic isn't old enough to own firearms.
Exactly
FACTS.
Jupiter would unironically post pictures from r/THE_PACK thinking it's so badass
DONT FORGET TO CRANK YOUR HOG BROTHER🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
the pack is so funny lmao i love skeleton memes
ArrOOOOOOOOO
grr... you'd better not mess with me... because when i get angry...
THE BEAST COMES OUT! 🔥🐺💀🔥🐺💀🍆
I wanna see him do a 2-mile run. How long until his powers kick in and he starts breaking world records? 😂
I'll put money on that😂😂
A half mile run would probably be to much
The chafing, oh lord the chafing
He wouldn’t make it 1/8th of a mile before breaking down. To be fair though, I probably wouldn’t fair much better with the amount I smoke
@@SmokeyMcC like you said, could be worse. You could be a pred under the influence of that deadly street drug nicotine like this poor guy here.. 😔
Jupiter that type of guy who shows up to a DnD session and says "Yes" to every class during character creation.
Problem is he's alone at the DnD session.
Oddly accurate. I like that.
He’s probably also the kind of guy to try and roll to seduce just about every female NPC the party comes across
chris would do that shit too 😭😭
Could you imagine the edgy Mary Sue ultra murderhobo he would create?
@@XombieLejon66 I think he would be one of those people who come to the start of a campaign with a lv 20 character with all these magical items and never earning any of it. Then get upset at the dm saying "This is my dnd character!" As though cross saves are a thing
Jupiter is like an npc you would shoot after leaning anything about them in fallout
*Critical Strike on Jupiter the Hybrid!*
*You gained karma!*
“Everyone liked that”
Hearing him refer to jupiter as a "deadname" gave me such intense whiplash idk what to do with the rest of my day
Maybe Jupiter will get high on nicotine again and pull a Daniel Larson.
Then they can be cellmates together in prison... with Sweet T 🍑🍑
I’m just imagining him saying all that Tough-Guy nonsense with that “Helium” styled voice he has. It’s not intimidating in the slightest, it’s sad yet hysterical.
I'm not the only one that constantly confuses Jupiter the hybrid with Nova online? If you show me two pictures of both of them without any knowledge of them, I couldn't tell the difference.
Many do 😂
Bro Keffals and Jalyn? Like looking at twins.
He just needs the Daniel treatment, removal of the plot armor
That moment when Linda Binda drops a new call less than an hour after you post an update vid on Jupiter 💀
I think Binda is frustrated with Smokey and Kiwi for getting more info out of him than he ever could lol.
@@meredithgrubb4497Linda binda is like 2 bad moves away from becoming a lolcow himself
I love Smokey's "ignorant grandma/these darndest kids" approach to these lolcows. "i just don't understand it" as Jupiter is evolving to mega-pred on filter 😂
Oh I’m well aware of it
@@SmokeyMcC I don’t think anyone understands these darndest lolcows. Sick video my dude. Jupes predator 💯
I’ve always wondered? Are you aware of Marshal Mathers or Dark nihilist?
They’re both quite easy to contact. I was pondering about interviewing Marshal and getting him to spill some more beans on panel but not familiar with all of that. I wrote a whole script and questions but I don’t think I alone am equipped to handle something like that. You should definitely look into em if you aren’t aware, their stories are grotesque to say the least.
I swear this guy looks creepier every time he comes back
and he already looked fucking decrepit before
I've seen that pokemon before, it's Machomo. In udder news, da White Bowsa is a pwedata
LMAO
Jupiter just needs to be put in jail. The law applies to everyone, disabled or not, and it hurts my soul to know disabled predators just get to keep offending.
He's barely even disabled. He seems socially inept, but he's largely self aware and intelligent enough to be autonomous when he wants to be and he's not exactly physically disabled from what I can see (just extremely couch-fit lol)
That boy ain't right
Jupiter "I will continue to pray", No, what you mean is you'll continue to PREY.
Jupiter is one of the creepiest Predators I know of it still creeps me out when he tries to call himself a "good boy" while trying to sound like he is a child. And there is a reason he only does these from the chin up. As soon as you see the rest of him and see how the rest of him looks, you just laugh.
Im genuinely curious as to why Jupiter would willingly say “children fear me” what does that accomplish in any other way than to show you are a pdf
i think he means more like dracula less like john wayne gacy lmao
I think it’s to mean like he’s a sort of boogeyman? Even though kids being afraid of you is objectively the most lame demographic to fear you. Kids are not only vulnerable, but scared of literally everything. If a kid fears you, you’re just a bully, plain and simple.
A sane person would say (hopefully Ironiclay): " woman want me l, MEN fear me"
@gregjayonnaise8314 children fear me (i drop kicked a child in self defense)
@@paulstenberg3915
I donno man you gotta keep these females in line somehow
ahaha
Lmao I can’t with those filters! I think the middle eastern race change ones were my favourite.
I think these are proof he's a scizo. How else do you explain someone who claims they are a demon and Jedi who wont turn to the dark side within minutes of each other
People like Jupiter and the rest of these lolcows are the reason why I firmly believe we need therapy *before* adulthood-not necessarily forced, but heavily recommended, especially if you’ve already experienced trauma. Too many unstable people are slipping through the cracks, and while they’re fun to talk about and dissect how they could possibly function, they’re one wrong move away from seriously hurting themselves or someone else more than they already have. I think it’s for the greater good to get people like this help BEFORE they end up like the Novas, Jupiters, and Chris-Chans of the world.
Man, I’ve never seen such an absolute butchery of the word “unapologetically” lol. Great job, Jupes.
MaChomo or MacHomo(sapiens)
its cute that you think hes smart enough to put loud music in his videos to avoid coverage and not that he simply doesnt know how to lower the volume in the tik tok editor
After nick nobodys pamperchu vid, this is downright plesant
I had to turn the video off after 30 seconds. Straight diabolical.
Legit. I Had To Watch It In 3 Sessions Due To How Gross Is It
i watched an hour long video on pamperchu before the nick nobody one (that guy that does the thing has one) nd Dear God I Needed Emotional Support Taco Bell After Them. 😭😭😭
Anything seems mild in comparison to pamperchu
That face is seared into my brain
After a 3 hr pamperchu podcast by deadwing dork, I have seen and heard enough for my entire life
The pokémon he turned into was Macringe.
I think he believes that this Tiktok filter is showing him "HIS TRUE SELVES", multiple. Also notice how he's always hiding his bloated body and a lack of a neck.
"What is this proving?" Can't you see Smokey, it's proving what he would look like if he was black or asian lmao
Jupiter is such a weird little creature...
'My fangs are bared.'
...no they're not. Your mouth is closed.
I'm surprised Jupiter is still kicking about, at this point you'd think he'd get the idea and leave the internet entirely
It's a common theme with the PDFs for some reason.
The list of people this exact phrase applies to would be long. Very, very long.
None of these people ever do, just look at Cyraxx
Looks like the satellite man got to Jupiters teeth too.
Bragging about scaring children is disgusting and among the least manly things I can think of.
Jupiter laughing at us for calling him a pedophile while also trying to hide his 1 ingrown rotten tooth is great.
Jupiter's weird confusing otherworldly BS reminds me of this insane guy I met from a text based fantasy roleplay server. This guy's main roleplaying character was, and I shit you not, Werewolf, Vampire, Demon, Angel, Elder Scrolls God, and 'many fuckin more. Now some normal folks think text based RP is cringe, and I get that, it's not wrong, lots of times it is cringe but that guy, NOBODY in the group liked that guy, even the people slightly less cringy than him. Jupiter gives me those vibes, with an extra dose of PDF file.
Bruh as a DND player I run into these people WAY too often
Plot twist: that was jup
i've had my fair share of experience with text based RP. Still do it occasionally. It's cringe, and i'm extra cringe for doing it, but I am free.
We had a guy show up named Johnny. Johnny had this concept called "Royal werewolves." I forget a lot of specifics, bro had 10 pages of (poorly written) lore in a google doc that he posted alongside his horrible ass character sheet, but the basics were that he was just a giant fuckin wolf who was immune to everything and could kill anything.
He also really hated anime for some reason. I get it, it's not exactly my cup of tea either, but the dude would go after anybody who had an anime profile pic.
Obviously this got him kicked rather fast, he promised to clean up his act, we gave him another chance, and for a while things actually were pretty okay. Johnny still couldn't write compelling characters or stories to save his life, but he wasn't being a pain.
You know, until he started trying to force ERP with other people. This got him banned and he never came back. Knowing him he's still doing that same schtick of being a pest and getting banned from another group.
"Full furry mode" is going to be one of my new favourite lines 😂🔥
Jupiter has declared aloha-snackbar on the trolles.
Rewl tawk
LOOK HERE, LOOK, LISTEN!
He did not just use Ghost Rider! That's one of my favorite comic book characters! Fuck Jupiter!
Sadly he infact did smh..
Jupe better be careful throwing around that g word, otherwise he may be cellmates with Larson
The Jupiter Hybrid has been the most entertaining lol cow I have seen in a while, I hope Rogue also talks about this tobacco abusing lol cow.
With Danderson going away for a while, there’s hope
I could have sworn someone asked rogue about it a while back. iirc it came down to jupiter just being a predator with not much more for them to make fun of.
@@argusro8506 I feel like Rogue is missing out that tabacco excuse Jupiter uses is funniest thing I have heard in a while. And when he found out PDF files get the death penalty now and how he shuts down, was worth talking about. I miss Metokur he would have ripped Jupiter a new one.
Your last statement is really why I keep watching all these Lolcow content. As an autistic guy, I like seeing how other people act and realize "Hey! I may act weird, but I'm not like this kind of public at all. I'm also nowhere near as bad as these guys!
you need a better hobby. maybe just be productive instead of feeding into the rage bait?
@@unstablemexican88 I'm not? I just watch it to feel superior as I go about my day?
Im autistic aswell and started watching more on these lolcows as ive encountered more and more autistic adults getting away with wild shit irl. They arent even online but it seems to be a common theme people can throw autism around as an excuse. I just hope something changes for the lolcows to get stopped and for the irl ones to get help before they become lolcows. Ik of someone who got caught by pdf hunters but the judge let them off because they have autism... If i did a crime arrest me! Its not an excuse. And if someone cant control themselves because of it they need to be out of the population. Im glad i aint like them and had decent parents and an upbringing
Jupiter is the type to save Judge Holden edits while knowing what he did
That is so ultra specific but so so very true
9:45 very ironic phrasing, because Jupiter is the Roman name for Zeus, who is the most powerful Greek god
Someone should tell him Sniperwolf is the leader of the wolf pack already
Smokey I need like a comp of your end of video affirmations. That shit makes my day a lot better.
As a Christian I find it very funny that he says he the devil and such, your not the devil, one of Satan's little minnions might be in you, but at the end of the day he's just a wanna be edge lord with zero cuts. I know it's so unlikely, but I hope he gets better.
God bless
@@Swooooonin Thank you.
God he reminds me of one of those weird kids in middle school. That was held back and now things they're badass
These captions would go so hard as overly specific walmart shirts
"i'm a 43 year old veteran who has a 12 year old daughter that enjoys crochet and a 17 year old son that has asthma. i know how to GRILL!"
Jupiter saying he’s an angel while there is so much evidence and himself saying he has harmed others and telling the person to shut up. Very angelic and kind hearted of you Jupiter.
That’s facts though. He flip flops so frequently
I roll a jo8nt for the first time in 2 months, ait down and see that my goat smokey uploaded tis a good night. Keep doing the lords work G
Love to hear it bro you enjoy yourself 💯
splatting some fat doinkies on the ridge, you dig?
I will never stop saying this but: Jupiter believes he's living some soap opera with the way he speaks. Or, dare i say; he thinks his life is an anime like someone else we know 👀
I will never get over the duke account lmao great video as always Smokey
every jupiter tik tok is morphin time
Hewwo this is david. I undastand this jupitah is a pwedatah but certainly not that white bowsah I heard he's weawy cool guy and watches gnawwy annamay
If Ghost rider ever found Jupiter he would give him something well deserved
Demihumans in Elden Ring are feral lemur-chimp hybrids that get clobbered by the player all the time, so him claiming to be a demihuman a la D&D just amuses me.
I don't like that he's always shirtless
Same here bro
The Pepperoni's are out 😭
We should start calling him Gas Giant now
Delulu is one hell of a drug. Thank god I can go to bed at night knowing I am not Jupiter. Keep being a GOAT Smokey!
Idk what it is about Jupiter but I find him to be the most fascinating lolcow next to Daniel Larson. He’s not fully regarded like a lot of cows but his delusions are completely unhinged.
i like to imagine he goes out at 3 am and howls at the moon
Even by regard standards he's regarded.
Jupiter has way to much confidence in their looks for a person who looks like they're turning into the globglogabgalab. Or something you'd find worshipping Nurgle in warhammer 40k
Nah Nurgle don't claim him, we don't know who he belongs with or who even would claim him😂😂😂 he's too cringe
the 4 hour Jupiter interview yall did has to be one of my most rewatched videos of all time, too many good moments
“don’t fuck with me, i’m crazy”
*morphs into Fortnite character*
Jupiter is that one brain cell that tells you to punch a cop when you are in airport security 💀
Wish i could go back to thinking Jupiter was just a planet. But alas, i cannot.
in some of these posts you can see what prompts he types in. stuff like 'boogey man, realistic monster, scary' it's funny imagining him sitting there typing that in
Keep it up Smokey its already Monday and so many things have been happend since last week.
Man I just refreshed my feed wondering if you had uploaded.
Felt like the reverse of the family guy Kool Aid court bit lmao
been trying to figure out what jupiter reminds me of and i finally got it; he looks like a member of leatherface's family
My favourite moment was when Jupiter said it's jupeing time and juped all over the place.
So Chris Chan is God and all things in between and Jupiter is the devil and all things in between. What a time to be alive.
Did not expect anything in this video to make my bad day better, but Smokey you’re damn right it could be worse i could be Jupiter or live in the same vicinity and tbh that made me feel a bit better 😅
A lot of these filters for from Corbin to Achmed real quick.
I still think of the interview between Linda Binda and Jupiter’s step-sister. It does seem exploitative on LB’s part, but the woman needed to tell her story. I really feel bad for her, that she had to endure what she did, but Jupiter still walks free.
Because he and White Bowser, are predators
Thanks for the video to smoke to Smokey.😶🌫️💨
Bro has the worst hygiene ever. No way has he washed his hair this year.
Man Smokey.. You're right. I'm not Jupiter.
Thank you, that legit turned my day around
It’s like if that one weird kid who tells you he’s an actual vampire never grew out of the cringe.
„… and children Fear me.“ - He got that Part right at least
Oh, children fear him, alright, just not for the reason he thinks they do.
smokey every time I see u make a video I know I'm ready for something good
His interpretation of a jedi is spot on. I remember when Yoda was dueling Sidious and screams "TAKE YOUR FUCKING SOUL, I WILL".
when i was like 14 back in 2001 i used to get in huge fights in dark roleplaying vampire chatrooms on AOL and i'm seeing now that this is exactly who i was arguing with.
Honestly, at this point I’m probably going to say “At least I’m not Jupiter The Hybrid” to myself in my head while working. And that little letter Jupiter sent to Duke honestly..not gonna lie, looked like a love letter (please tell me I’m not the only one who sees that message that way 💀)
It's fascinating to watch the range of mental calisthenics Jupiter will engage in to avoid having to face his actual self.
I'm a bit high and drunk rn, but just wanted to say it's pretty funny/cool that you're using Dragon Ball Raging Blast (2?) music.