The Return of TheWhiteBowser
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- čas přidán 14. 04. 2024
- In a shocking turn of events, TheWhiteBowser has returned to CZcams and the internet as a whole it seems. Today we are going to cover the situation and I hope you goats enjoy it 💯
Whitebowser Archive - / channel - Hry
Bowser is like a cicada in the sense that he pops back up after a long hibernation period just to be disruptive and annoying
But we like cicadad
cicadas at least leave behind cool shells
all earl dube leaves behind is evidence
Well, it is cicada season around here. Maybe it's related...
Māter tuae futueram
@@DGTelevsionNetwork cicada people? Holy shit
I love the stories of people finding Earl IRL, saying hi and referring to him as the White Bowser, then watching him run away in fear. (edit) Allegedly.
The images this comment conjures in my brain are absolutely hilarious
he is and always will be the White Bowser, he cannot escape it! LOL!
@@pascalsrager4149 stahp! are you done? just stahp!
@@womble10576 that freakout was fantastic, kiwi and smokey are gold miners
@@pascalsrager4149 cow wrangler has to get a mention too. he knows what buttons to press to make Earl lose it.
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say: whitebowser is a predator
Edit: someone in the replies is a whitebowser fan
TheWhiteBowsuh iz ah pwedatuh
As the Sumerians used to say: The whitebowser is a predator.
Iconic Hawaiian saying!
@@steele_heart77 it has "translate to English" under your comment 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@user-cr4tw3wb2wyooooo yt translation just exposed this dude it's over
“Wook at dis evidence I have, Sthmokey; An email fwom a wandom guy who beweives me!”
Smokey: “Kiwi, hold my joint…”
I like to think ma boi Smokey can counter these predators without even taking the zig-zag out of his mouth
@@PhonyBread I like to think it's already a roach because of how long he's been dealing with him, and he's doing it while rolling another
@@user-cr4tw3wb2w gotta start a fresh one if you're gonna deal with a creep like DaWhiteBowsah
@@user-cr4tw3wb2w Pile of smoldering roaches in the corner, Kiwi frantically grinding bud behind him...
TheWhiteBowser: "You fool... I have seventy alternate accounts!"
Smokey: "Are you referring to kidf****r1, kidf****r2, kidf****r3..."
Bowser: 'Shit, how did he figuwe it out?'
😂😂😂😂
dude you deserve an award for that one
@@darknessgamming3039 fr dawg im “huwheezing” 🤣🤣✌️
Bowser: you fowgot abaut DaddyBoocha too poino- shet!"
Okay, I fully believe Smokey. However there is some powerful dumb here that needs to be pointed out about Earl's new evidence. In order for this story to be possible; he would literally have to have believed _a lie about his own life._ *How dumb do you have to be to believe a lie about your own life?* "Oh yeah Earl, you used to slaughter kittens for a living, how do you live with yourself?" Earl: "I weally don't know." Walks off crying.
And I thought Billy Mitchell was the dumbest liar
he has spent the last year convincing himself that he is in the right. it's been living rent free in his head all that time, you can tell from the E mails. nothing that Smokey has said here is made up, all the evidence comes straight from Earl's own mouth.
Narcissism is basically believing your own lies, which I wouldn't be surprised if he was a narcissist
@@MonarchLMC Agreed, but this lie is just... so... *dumb.* _Especially for those of us who heard and read Earl's descriptions of what happened._
Even if he's right and she was 18 that doesn't change anything.
He's still a cringey weirdo who sends explicit material to children and grooming them 100% so his whole story is irrelevant.
This guy is the actual reddit mod stereotype, he talks like a reddit mod, he acts like a reddit mod, he watches loli like a reddit mod, he even types like a reddit mod. Its genuinely facinating to see a man who fits a stereotype so perfectly and yet so unashamed they do
it's scarily funny how accurate this is lmao
He looks like a reddit mod too.
He sounds like Cousin Kyle from South Park imo
He is not a Reddit moderator.
He is a "Weddit Modewatew", you gotta remember his accent
Stereotype are not propaganda. They don't appear out of nowhere. Ever seen an ooold anti weed video? That's propaganda. Ever seen an introverted dweeb with a 420 hoodie? That's a stereotype. They exist because they're real man. This guy fits the stereotype like it was a prophecy predicting his existence. It's incredible.well, uncwedibuw
he pulled a fucking SA2 Snapcube dub 😂😂😂😂
Earl: “Smokey you fool, i have 70 alternate accounts”
Thewhiterobotnik
Damn I was thinking the same thing!
Smokey: "Are you referring to kidfucker1, kidfucker2, kidfucker3..."
Everytime Smokey does the White bowser voice, an angel gets their wings
For Bowser, he’s the Mr Potter of this story while Smokey is George Bailey
Hunny, start boiling the chicken…. we got company
Make sure to not under cook it. Gotta have that Henry Ford consistency
make sure it's as bland as possible, can't be having no good chicken at the Henry Ford!
all power to ya smokes hope you keep in on here for as long as possible
I hawv a cownfeshin to make
2023: Earl denies groping a minor
2024: earl denies groping a minor
Time is a flat circle my friends
Just like the Earth.
(Im being satire pls dont maul me)
@@Zenith-ez5gcglad you did the right thing and put that satire disclaimer, amigo. It's sad there's a need for it, but that's the plane we live on nowadays. Can you believe some rubes out there still actually think it's a circle!?
To each their own, as long as we don't go out of our way and try to harass people for having different beliefs or ideas and vice versa, lol.
@@Zenith-ez5gc damn, beat me to the punch
That confrontation is gonna be legendary. You gotta get the Wrangla on that call.
Shes annihilated bowser every single time and its glorious.
Get the Liquid Chris impersonator too
Earl Dube is a predator. Jupiter The Hybrid is a predator. Jessica Boyle is a predator
Jessica's last name is Boyle.
@@Authorized_Personnel sorry am regarded lol
@@BeatsByZ3P0 its no problem brotha
We're all a little regarded sometimes, not an issue bud@@BeatsByZ3P0
Hey why you forgetting Cyraxx the predator? What did the goblin do to you?
I hope he does join Kiwi Farms so we can get a Jenkin Jinkies moment
Da White Bowsah has been luwking in da shadows of da intewnet, keep his eyes on you and youw activities, Smokey
that's the only true thing he has said in all this. We all KNOW he is a creep and i guarantee he has loved every second of creeping about!
*smwokey
Lmaooo the predator saying you and kiwi will get arrested has to be one of the things I didn't have on my 2024 bingo card
Put the bingo card away, prison awaits stalker child.
How lmao, he does that almost every time he comes back
they all do that all the time though
I am still pissed that henry ford wouldn't give me the chicken recipe. White bowser is a predator.
He STILL thinks my dumbass comment was a bomb threat?! Earl, you need to legit start taking your meds.
LMAO IT WAS YOU? Thank you for your service 🫡
@@MayMoment_ LOL wasnt my intent. Though im sure the Macomb PD gave me a sub that day. They even put my channel name on the police report.
You caused a canon event lmao
Thats awesome 😂
That was you? How does it feel to make history?
Him following up with "yeah, and I had to stop it" be so infuriating bro. Just sayin what he can to get out of trouble. No wonder he wants to talk to kids, he mentally a child himself.
The White Bowsa is a pwedator
A whole predator.
and he always will be known as such!
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"Theywe just cawtoons" ☝️🤓
So Earl has a channel now. He has recorded a phone conversation with Imagine (the movie theater). He spoke to a manager, the manager on the recording confirmed that the minimum age of employment is 16... He thought this phone call was good enough to release on CZcams. I have this video downloaded to archive it
Smart!!!
For someone who claims to be so smart, Earl sure doesn’t know how to use commas and grammar
That 110 IQ is the biggest crock of crap.
Synonym rolls like grammar used to make
That means literally nothing.
sure he does, him using periods just mean he's weally sewious about this
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Biggest lie earl ever told is that a female was ever attracted to him
Its fascinating to see the 'digestion time' for various Cows for how long they actually stay off the internet when they say they are. You got your fast metabolizers like Cyraxx who will wait an hour to Pixieterri who, thankfully, did get off and seem to be doing very well for themselves now. White Pwedatah seems to be a mid-level.
Fascinating!
Whoever is buddy trolling him is an idiot. It's giving him that false sense of security and confidence. Something Earl doesn't need.
On the flip, it is prwtty funny to see a lolcow get all cocky before (metaphorically) getting cold-clocked back into reality
Honestly it feels like these buddy trolls are trying to set them up into doing stuff that will definitely get the feds on their asses; bc an idiot like earl here would definitely go off the deep end if someone pushes him more than he can do with his cowardly ways.
@@HomekittyL2straight up
I dont live far from him. I could stop by and remind him
Let the little idiot float closer to the sun on his brand new wax wings
The bowser that is Caucasian is known to be someone who predates on those who are vulnerable.
Which makes him a chad
@@DakaytoI think one day you might regret making that comment lol
@@TheDonutguy1 minors!? Where!? 👀
@@Dakayto bowser's basement, probably
@@Dakayto bait used to be believable
Cow Wrangler was truly right when they said every time people try to forget about him and move on, he just pops back up.
Not to mention that in his videos (that is nothing more than a series of screenshot) he doxes everybody's linkedin once againg. Showing that in all of this time he learned absolutley nothing.
That's Earl for ya. Cares for nobody but himself
he can't help himself, he is a doxxing machine!
I like how he thinks that saying the girl is not underage will stop all the trolls from pressing him. Like dude, he still sexually assaulted a coworker while at a movie theater. I hope he never hears the end of the trolls 😂
Bowser has gone full delusional regard if he thinks the Kiwi Farms are on his side. White Bowser/Earl Dube is a pwedator.
I'd like to point out that EVEN if you agree that she wasn't a minor at the time (and I don't), he STILL sexually assaulted someone. That would make him still a predator. Case closed.
Exactly!
Underrated comment
Legend has it that if you go to the beach, pick up a conch shell, and put it up to your ear, you can hear the ocean whisper "White Bowsuh is a pwedatuh".
"But, Smokey, I was twying to pick up a cupcake!" ~ EarlDubePwedator445
Where is Earl from again? Can we complete the NFC East set of predators? We already got EDP (Eagles) and Randy Stare (Cowboys.)
Dude's a predough.
A breadophile even.
With this being his "return" can we follow in Nintendo's footsteps and say "White Bowser is a super predator"?
If I accidentally groped anybody, even an adult woman who may be into me, I feel like instead of trying to Matlock the incident I would just ask people to not bring it up because I can't defend it and I am deeply embarrassed about it.
Bro did not just try and use an edited supernatural clip to try and own you... Sam, Dean, and Cass would never even glance his way.
So White Bowser really thinks that groping people who aren’t minors is okay and somehow has the nerve to call you delusional. What a strange, little fantasy world this guy lives in.
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
Imagine bragging about having 5 separate Reddit accounts
You can’t make this shit up
You fool I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
Imagine having even ONE. Lmao
@@BlueEyedVibeChecker I got banned from Reddit because of the power tripping mods and it’s actually the best thing that’s ever happened to me
TheWhiteBowser is a Predator.
NEVER forget that.
Pwedator
Evil White Bowser is a Gentleman and a Scholar.
I'll forget it
@@MrBooster999 hi earl alt account. We know its you it's why you are going down the comments
@@Reject-Demon going down in the comments Mr. Epstein? No such thing. Something doesn't have to be popular to be true
I hope Earl tries to take this to court and you and Kiwi show off all the evidence against him for his nonce behavior
Bowser celebrated the "accident" with a thread titled "Today My Life Turned into an Anime" while believing it was a minor. This shows how his depraved anime fantasies manifested into action. He had 0 remorse until weeks after when people started to share the thread and call him out.
His current stance shows he never accepted responsibility and was just lying to placate criticism. If he accepted his action he wouldn't be trying to still minimize them.
Wanna know who Bowser reminds me of?
Jeffrey from Class of '09. Both are insufferable weirdos.
Oddly specific, but I get it.
I'm trying to wrap my head around the "She had to be 18 because you have to be 16 to work at the movie theater!" ...Like, he knows that's still underage unless she was there for two years. He couldn't have just lied and said they only hire people at 18? I just... of all his weird pedo-logic, this one truly makes the least sense!
Out of all this the most unbelievable thing he said was that he thought someone had a crush on him
weird point to kinda harp on but like
the other flaw with bowser saying "saying im a predator for watching gnarly anime is like saying someones a criminal for playing GTA" is that the intent of GTA as a series is to tell the story of people who happen to be criminals, its not just purely a career criminal sim
the intent behind his "gnarly anime" is to get people horny, which no one would really care if what he was watching wasnt hentai involving teens, or even if the hentai he watched was exclusively adult characters, he was showing it to teenagers, which both carries the intent of having kids in situations they should never be in, its a wholly false equivalency and thewhitebowser is a predator
To be fair alot of people have very intense kinks and do not act upon them irl in a normal life situation. So while I get what he's TRYING to say it doesn't excuse the fact context matters. Based on his history, his gross appearance and his disturbing claims. Adding that into the pot makes that kind of argument completely invalid and disgusting. I don't like when humanity is hypocritical so when people are saying that defense isn't valid. It is. If your a normal person, people who have self control and keep it to themselves. Bowser though...no. he's a creep and gross and a criminal.
6:28
Eggman: YOU FOOL I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
He talks like a cartoon villain, which tells me he spends most of his time in fantasy land. He's desperate to be back online, but he's gonna find he gets the same treatment as before...
Why does it matter if the girl was 17 or 18? He still grabbed her like a predator, and tried to groom children. Hes truly reguarded.
I love that he always says “I haven’t done anything cwiminal” last I checked that charge which keeps him away from that theatre is called…..criminal trespassing. Just saying that didn’t take two years of screenshots to figure out ol doobey doo there is in fact a criminal pedophile
This won't change the fact that Earl Dube is a predator.
It’s so weird that Earl thinks the only issue is whether the girl he groped was or was not underage. My dude- you groped someone, there’s no silver lining here.
Oh for fucks sake. *Grabs popcorn*
“It’s just cawtoons!”
Just what I needed for work Smokey my boy
Something to keep in mind is that Earl shared his house with his mom. How is she this oblivious to her own son’s sexual deviancy and crimes?
I'd bet money on her knowing at least a lot of it, and just not caring, or being in denial about it/buying into her son's lies.
I've seen so many parents continue to defend and/or ignore reality when their child is a straight up predator/danger to society. Even people who are good at spotting that behaviour in other people and claim to hate it, will suddenly become blind when it's someone in their family, especially if they're not the victim. At least in a good amount of cases.
A good lolcow example of that is Sally Wilkins defending and continuing to provide everything for that diseased gremlin living in her attic.
It's much more common than you'd like to think.
Barb and Bob only found out about Chris because people were calling them directly. It’s completely possible his mom has no interest in keeping track of his life online, or doesn’t even know how to start
@@LateNightTableCo what about his IRL antics up to and including his psych ward confinements?
something i still can’t wrap my head around is like, why is he trying so hard at this point- all this time later- to prove that she wasn’t a minor. like even if she wasn’t a minor, you still touched someone non-consensually. that’s still bad 😭
"You fool! I have 70 alternative accounts!"-I don't know, Earl probably.
"I'm here fow a stwikeback!" -predafor earl dube
As a huge one piece fan, earls grooming paradise being called "laugh tale" hurts me SO much. Is his loli stash the one piece?
Another great video, Ear Dube is a predator and Jessica is a SICKO
She was just washing her hair trole
@@Cancel-Flip LMAO
I just don't understand why Bowser even tries anymore. Just dissapear from the internet and go away. Get a hobby. You doomed yourself and admitted to it all, there is no amount of evidence that changes that. Even if she was 18 that still means you groped a person, it's not much better. Shows how much he doesn't think at all and that his morals are scrwed up.
Imagine making a comeback only to be called a liar and predator a second time.
I'm absolutely astounded that he never learns. Imagine trying to pull a "gotcha" on Smokey and your evidence is... *_that._* He's so smooth brained, and he doesn't even know it!
So basically just the same pointless insult
Even if he did legitimately try to change for the better. You guys would STILL wish the worst for him! So what's the point of apologizing?@@WobblesandBean
@@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307the only way for a repeated predator to change for the better is to remain off the internet permanently.
@@NotSoSerious69420 How? With every aspect of life becoming more digital. How is a predator supposed to life the new life offline?
When absolutely nobody needed him, he returned
When need him nobody did, return did white bowser. - you, canonically.
I woke up today to a notification that the white bowser finally came back.
The guy literally made a confession video explaining in great detail what he did and how her twin sister had the "better" genes...........did he think you weren't going to remember
Smokey I love your channel and I love keeping up with (some) of the lolcows but man sometimes this stuff makes me so sad. I have a 13 year old and 9 year old that don’t have phones or free reign internet and sometimes I think that’s too harsh but then I hear about people like white bowser and Jupiter and I start to wonder if it will ever be safe online for them. Either way thanks for exposing these weirdos and trying to keep others safe.
10:02 I feel like this is a big indicator on how Earl thinks people see him through their eyes. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he thinks a lot of the minors on his discord where “infatuated” with him
In life, only three things are guaranteed: Death, taxes, and White Bowser being a predator.
The white bowser is a predator
Listening to White Bowser, in my mind I can see an episode of Smiling Friends where Homestar Runner is down bad and there’s no way of helping him.
Bowser is doing that RKelly age math
If part of your argument id "i have 5 alt reddit accounts" youre done no matter what.
Somehow WhiteBowser returned.
Earl, all I gotta ask you this time around is:
ARE YOU FUHKEN DONE, PLEASE…GAAHHHD!
A new video for work? Perfect. Thanks Smokey
Bowser is deadass the most loathsome lolcow around. And that’s saying a lot.
He’s BACK? I’ve never clicked a video faster in my life
" i dunno if shes infatuwated in me or not" sir i can assure you without knowing her, she was not. And i like how he says he never groped her but says " when i asswulted her". The dumbest people always think theyre so smart, and making the best points when theyre usually talking nonsense and making themselves look worse
Bless you for your hard work Smokey, keep it up!
as someone from pittsburgh i feel very validated that u referred to a group of people as "yinz"
Perfect for the walk home thanks brother Smokey
As much as I passively check I on your channel, it's always a roller coaster ride 😂😂🎉
Earl dube: I’m here for my legal lolis
Chris Hansen: why don’t you have a seat mr. Dube
"Dube or not Dube, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous trolls? Or to take arms against a sea of evidence I am a predator , and by opposing end them? To die: to sleep" - quote from "Hamwet" by Wiwwiam Shakespeuh
Friendly reminder that earl tried to get a job working with disabled kids and bragged about how the trolls couldnt do anything. His smug demeanor is so irritating.
Hey Smokey I just wanted to say congrats on almost getting 100k subs hope you reach that goal soon
The person who mentioned what “Laugh Tale” means/represents in the last 2H4S just added a whole other layer to the White Bowser story. It almost makes me believe the discord was created with the purpose of grooming minors, since I don’t see what other treasures Earl would be searching for in that discor
Who was reading the email and trying to scroll up 😂😂
NNNOOOOO WHAT
HE LIVES IN SHELBYVILLE KENTUCKY?!!!!???!!
I GOTTA PROTECT MY LITTLE SISTER 😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t tell me this that make me scared. I’m from Louisville. If I ever come across this guy, I’m gonna have to go to prison.
Fleece Johnson need to take his ass booty warrior please gape this man
Welp. I suggest using your rights to the second amendment
"You fool. I have SEVENTY ALTERNATVE ACCOUNTS!"
HOLY SHIT I watched the OG 110 Autism today!! Crazy timing
We need this guy back on the internet and being monitored by the trolling community. I shutter to think about what he’s done during his hiatuses.
It's a bit out of line, but who the hell else is gonna do it?
What a sad case of main character syndrome. Some one get me my tiny violin 🎻
what is with these guys that it's just like broken records. it's wild to me.
i love both you and kiwi. keep up the good work. you are both legends!
Never thought I'd be dusting off this account, but his arguments are at another level of regarded. The girl was only few months away from turning 18 at the time Earl was fired. I dont see how any of this damages her credibility. Still doesnt get rid of the fact he admitted to SAing her to Macomb PD either
Better not get to 100K very soon Boyyyyyyy. Butttt. I digress.
bro is trying to be a anime character. but hes a pdf file