Chris Chan - Making His Triumphant Return
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Chris Chan is back complaining on twitter and talking about his future live streaming plans. We also learned a possible reason that Chris ended up in Dallas a few weeks back. Hope you goats enjoy the video 💯 - Komedie
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Get that Bread my brother!!!
Good work smokey
I’m a gay little wizard!
Jokes on you, my credit is already ruined!
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor credit is for the weak
Chris' minecraft server will be the only one where the kids need to protect their parents from predators
Great grandparents lol
Nah itll go both ways he likes em young just as much as he likes em old... There is a ton in his past to prove this...
@@-cthulhu-3458where?
I recall Chris doing alot of dumb shit but actively going after kids isn't one of them.
Since the Jesus thing I've paid so much less attention to his antics but I'm pretty sure he's never intentionally hit on a kid.
hahahaha
@@-cthulhu-3458 that's bullshit, most he done was say he wanted the age lowered to 16 and drew a 14 year old sonichu character, this is more due to his mentality than his actions and what he really wants. Sonichus are not people and Chris doesn't view them as such, although he will apply a "sonichu form", onto people in his life, like robertchu. His views on lowering the age has more to do with him wanting to get laid earlier and not be a virgin, not because he wants a 16 year old. He can't handle the concept of regardless the AOC, his situation would be the same, he thinks back to "I had all those gal pals", because we know what happened with Megan. I think you need to go watch genos documentary, it'll help you out a lot, might be a bit difficult for someone like you to follow the cwcki. Chris is well documented, if he was into kids, it would be known.
Chris got jealous that he was losing out to Cyrax and Daniel so he had to re-affirm his top status of horrorcow.
Raxchan and Danchan will never be top cow.
@@orourkedachris fell off after bob died and the tomgirl phase. Seeing rax and daniel freak out will never not be funny
@@orourkedaThey need to be made into sonichu characters
@@KFC_Managerthis
Chris isn't a horrorcow, that sub genre was started by Chance.
Imagine trying to get onto a Christian Minecraft server but ending up in the chris-chan Minecraft server instead
😂
Same thing since Chris is Jesus
Both servers put you at the same risk of encountering predators, honestly 😂
A single spelling error lead you to hell
Holy shit…😂
How many poor kids would needlessly get forced into the “Camps” if Dad walked in at the wrong moment…
Chris getting the easiest job and still being lazy to do it is still crazy
That's why I'm so angry that people keep throwing money at him. Talk about casting pearls before swine...
Just a reminder, in the past, he said drawing a comic page took him an hour to draw the line art and 30 minutes to color it. Has he even drawn a single comic page since he was let out of jail? He's been out of jail for over a year, how much art has he made? I guess it doesn't really matter because Chris can make more money by livestreaming for an hour while spewing out delusions instead of drawing.
Anything involving even with the minimalist amount of effort is unappealing to Chris.
@@WobblesandBean It's actually infuriating to see people give away their money to an actual predator. These "people" are enabling him and so is Twitch for letting a fucking r*pist stream and make money on their platform.
I don't get Chris.
Hes doing the same shit he does in a daily basis but in front of a camera.
What's the difference?
Chris chan, The First Elden Lolcow, The Granny Grapist, The Teflon Tard.
He was so tired of being maidenless, that he became a maiden.
@@Gormfeld and failed miserably.
THE LOATHSOME FANTA DRINKER
Tardfrey, the first lolgard
UPON MY NAME IS JESUS CHRIST CHAN PRIME, THE FIRST L-COW LORD
If he aint bringing back Punchy Sonichu I don't wanna hear it
RIP Punchy Sonichu
Where's the metal album Chris?!
His Name was Punchy Sonichu. HIS NAME WAS PUNCHY SONICHU
That’s one of my favorite characters
@@kayagorzan Him and my dude Bionic
Chris Chan just flexing his main character plot armour while Larson and Cyraxxx get hauled off to prison
He was the first. He will remain
@k9vendettathewolfofmordor529 He can't keep getting away with it but somehow he does. Chris Chan is made of Teflon
Larson, yeah for the bomb threats. But what happened with Cyrax?
@@XombieLejon66 Oh he's just threatening the Akron pd
@@TheRedBaron1917he's _just_ threatening the akron pd?????
To know that how Chris sings has not changed for 10+ years is so funny lmao. Great content as always
Chris’s brain function or common sense hasn’t changed either
Why would it, you can't surpass divine perfection
As tone-deaf as he ever was 🤣
I've heard AI Song Covers using Chris' voice.
Trust me, hearing Chris' voice sing in key is kind of horrifying...
Considering he was separated from the other prisoners in jail. And no one has actually physically attacked him for his antics, he has no reason to change.
Chris's singing makes me want to Minecraft myself
Chris was the one who violated the creeper 😂
In minecraft
In minecraft
@@Mewdo45you are MineCraft 😂
The thing with the "alpha and omega", its what jesus said, "i am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end" so of course chris has to take and misconstrue it.
Blasphemous in the highest order.
@@truthhurts2879only blasphemy if you aren't the goddess blue heart, overclocked water cooled CPU, paper turkey dimension sonichu or whatever it is they're calling themselves these days
Also quoted in Fallout 3, which has recently become popular again thanks to the show.
@@JtothePrezunfortunately.
Can't understand that, was the worst Fallout in the series @@JtothePrez
Guess who's back
Back again
Chris-Chan's back
troll a friend
😂
😂😂
you nerd...!!
Instead of "troll a friend", it should be
Hide your mom
Shit…it’s because we said his name too many times.
We literally manifested him.
Hide your grandmothers....
😂😂
Hide yo wife
Thank God my grandma has gone to a better place.
Then again, she liked 🔫, so if she WERE, we wouldn’t have had a Chris-Chan anymore…
Sigh.
I miss Betty.
Seems like the Sonichu creations people at the end of the video were NOT involved with Chris.
Yeah definitely could tell …. If they were hardcore they would be selling gravel from his driveway and orange Fanta, but if they wanted to make serious money they would hire the people who did the Willy Wanka experience to give fans “The Chris Chan” experience ………..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Figured, that’s still crazy tho 😵💫
dude check out the jupiter drama on the subreddit
Any day someone takes business away from Chris is a good day
Yes, that's true. However maybe Chris forsaw them ripping him off and went there incognito lol😅
Chris uses this extended vocabulary to sound intelligent. But Obviously if you’d ask Chris to recite it, his lack of a brain would not allow him to even understand or remember what he said in the first place.
Or he’d deny saying it, because even explaining himself is too much effort for him to try.
A halfway decent copy editor could eviscerate him. The way he strings words together is shambolic. And very funny! XD
Like most woke people...
he wuld think do a tress sigh and say "ya i talked about that before in a tweet I'm having a brain poop right now *stress sigh* so ya"
Yeah he will say big words just to be smart
It's just pretentious word salad. He usually doesn't understand what the big words mean, and will use them incorrectly.
Smokey, the fact that you deal with lolcol lore like Chris and Cyraxx and even directly deal with predators like Earl, yet you've managed to remain a decent, normal human being with friends and a wife really speaks to what a real one you are. You and Kiwi. I want to be like you two.
He's doing something he enjoys, even if the outcome ends up being grim. He's proof that you can have something that you enjoy and make a job out of it.
@@angeloluna529 It's inspirational!
!!!Okay I don’t follow Smokey very thoroughly, but legit question He has a wife?!
@@whoknowswhocares885 The famous Mrs. Smokey!
The dabs help.
Smokey: "...and that's the worst thing he ever did."
Homer Simpson: "The worst thing he ever did SO FAR."
2:48 is when the video starts after paid promo
Smokey should pin this
Chris's Minecraft server would get nuked from orbit 5 picoseconds after he opens it.
Him regretting it in 5 minutes would be too generous.
I will push the metaphor to the quantic extreme by saying his server would be nuked 5 Planck times after he opens it. This is how far human language goes when it comes to hyperbolism. I also believe Chris Chan's next partner will be older than Jeanne Calment
If we've learnt anything about Chris, it's that he never regrets anything. If he ever does anything wrong, in his messed up head it's clearly everyone else's fault!
@@bowmaj8666 He would suit the dictator's role perfectly, because in dictators' minds, every time their country is unstable it's always the outsiders' fault. Typical Poo-tin, 'Eard-o-one, She-Jean-Ping and Kimm Jeong Un logic
Could you imagine Chris running a Sonichu sweat-shop?
I would buy 3 sweats
Crayola would be trillionaires
Chris can't run at all, let alone run a sweat-shop
Hes essentially selling cursed items.
If I recall the sonichu medallions are satanic or some shit.
No matter how bad life gets, we are still not Chris. Thank god for that.
Even for a person that is an absolute screw up is not as bad as our medallion boofin lolcow
Or Cyraxx
I'm convinced that an innocent person on death row would be glad they are not Chris!
@@proud_emmerian6510 Or Daniel
@@SlyCooper1920I can stand behind that.
Chris's Axe addiction is a perfect microcosm of all their problems. Masking "what stinks" with layers of horrible smelling perfume that doesn't actually eliminate any of the underlying issues creating such an odor (metaphorical or literal), picking something that was advertised as "the straightest, most macho choice, that definitely gets you laid" to hide from his inherent fruitiness, thinking women were brainless automatons who only loved shopping until a boy came along and sprayed the right scent in her face to make her immediately drop their pants. 😂 I could go on but you get it I'm sure lol
there’s a non 0% chance some new chris sightings will show up on july 13th and 14th because of the annual pokemon go event
so get ur cameras ig
Chris Chan for president 2024 stick it to the jerkops
Ill say what captain America said
"Theres only one God ma'am, and he doesn't dress like that."
Whenever Chris does his crazy Jesus act, i wish someone would slam him around like Hulk did to Loki and be like:
"Puny god "
“If Chris opens up a minecraft server it’ll break the record for most phallic designs…”
2B2T: are you challenging me?
I doubt Chris Chan could play on his own server since there are sea pickles in the oceans.
Chris... just go away man...
He can’t help himself
@@SmokeyMcCi wonder what would happen if everyone would just.... ignore him... like no trolling, videos, photos. Do you think he would actively seek attention?
@@SprinklesAni most probably he'd end up demanding attention. But chances are he'll do something stupid that gets him the attention like when he hit Snyder with his car, pepper spraying that GameStop employee and the mother fornicating. Chris is doomed to live a life where everything he does is going to be recorded.
@@SprinklesAni Yes.
@@SprinklesAni15 years ago I would say no, at least on the level of online attention. Yes he’d still be the “local weirdo” of Charlottesville, but I doubt his worldview would be warped to this level.
I'm starting to think that Sonichu is actually a djinn.
Sonichu is a blackblood not some stupid mideastern Desert fairy.
Chris shoots off tulpas from his broken soul like that hyper girl from fosters home from imaginary friends
For the upcoming Islam arc Chris will proclaim himself as the lost twelfth Imam
@@stefanocer3094 he better not.
More or less a demon spawn.
Think of it.
Chris going on a business trip to give all his crap to a vender like a drug deal is the funniest thing
Something that has always amuses me about Chris' divine status is how utterly inept it is. Even he can't delude himself enough to think he's not completely incompetent as a god/goddess! He fully accepts that the best he can do is to just sit around desperately waiting for his godling powers to activate, assuring everyone (including himself) that they're totally real!
Agreed. That's what stands out as morbidly fascinating. The inconsistencies and incompleteness of his divine delusions.
I can't make heads or tails of it. Is it really him being delusional or is it just a bad cope to feel more special? Imagine iseka'ing yourself mentally into your own ultimate power fantasy, only for it to just be your normal life all over again.
You shonen power scaled yourself up to and beyond absurdity, yet you're forever just stuck on Namek getting dunked on by evil no name generic npc level henchmen.
@@thegrimharvest it reminds me of the episode from The Office where Dwight fully replicates his entire life in Second Life with the only exception that he can fly!
There's a word for that. It's the reason why some crazy cults still exist.
Even when faced with reality people will ignore it as they already spent their time and energy on this false belief
Hell nevermind the trolls, anyone that has ever tried to be kind to Chris, whether to help him or befriend him, has all been either humiliated or learned in one way or another Chris is just a bad person.
Or R-word!
@@kevinbrooks9074 This too.
SOMEONE SAID IT.
Don't get me wrong, trolls weans and so on are scum of the earth
But font forget there are people who tried helping Chris.
Don't forget people like Megan who tried to be chrises friend but left him after he drew rp fantasies of her.
Don't forget the people who tried warning Chris about the idea guys before Chris lost all that money.
Chris’s story mentally destroyed me for like two months
This. Yes, Chris is f***** u*, but the people that are tearing him down are no better than him.They don't see that.
Chris-Chan is a PSA warning of internet parasocial relationships
Chris should walk the streets and ask the good african americans of Virginia how they feel about black sonichu. Lets see if he gets some daps or some knuckle raps.
Only if it's in the Bronx lol
The fact that Chris was in Dallas is crazy to me. Like goddamn...Chris being within an hours driving distance of me is too close for comfort.
Something tells me he will open the server to people, he seems to have this power fantasy trip on this shite. He's gonna become a dictator of the server the instant someone steps out of line, to play God as they will no doubt try to see it. Knowing Chris, playing the game would be impossible on the server.
I live in Dallas and this is unsettling as fuck
Fr, don’t feel safe no more
Yeah dude, everyday you go to the store you have the potential to see the grannyrapist.
I'd 100% film the poo from afar and upload, I'd rather him not be here, Dallas has enough problems lol.
Whoever buys a madallion from that booth gets whatever curse follows them home.
Dude behind the booth knows what he is doing
Haysuess Christo Sonichu Prime Chan. 😂. This freaking guy man.
also that is classic cult behavior "Dont keep asking me when the end of the world is, just believe me!" that is typically the behavior of a cult leader..thankfully chris isn't smart enough to form a cult.
It's the, "Just believe me, don't watch!" kind of cult behavior.
That's just how religion works
@@vermillion6159organized religion maybe, but there are ways to practice religion where it's about just being a better, happier person rather than trying to control anyone or shame them.
Holy shit Smokey McC doing an ad read.
We made it boys
we gettin out of cyrax's attic with this one!
I have sponcer block on revanced lol
@@NatetheNintendofani wish I didn't have IOS
he's had them for a lil while now. one of those food service things too, which was a lol. I mean a lol in the sense of being unexpected and showing it that you can actually talk about this stuff and have sponsors.
I’m relieved we haven’t had any updates that start with “assault”
yet
following trends while being dressed in prison uniforms is gonna be tricky! accessorising that shit is probably difficult! Thanks for the update Smokey and i hope all the great people in the community are having a wonderful day!!!
He bought an Xbox. What the fucki thought he hated xbox.
NO the real question is what troll gave or how did he end up getting money to buy a fuking xbox isnt he broke?
@@lukapie I dunno I do think its dumb he keeps wasting his disability income on toys and crap instead of paying for meds or a home or whatever.
Chris will inevitably pull a 180 on anything he's ever believed in.
he's had hexboxes for a while now
He hated sonic boom yet owns two copies of the game
Why would the Alpha and Omega ever stick a broken Sonichu medallion up his butt?
Ancient prophecies are super harsh man, I don’t make the rules ancient desert prophets do
I'M WORKIN ON IT
Go do it!
DO YOU REALIZE, DO YOU REALIZE SOMETHIN’ LEMMIE TELL YA!!!!!
@@BraydenBunch58 If the health sees those videos that you put on the damn internet, they can condemn our house and we have to move out of it...
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO
IDONTKNOWWHERETOGO!
@@sunlight-sky151 You uploaded them, you UN-upload them
my heart goes out to all those russian dark web hackers living in fear of aura reaching out to them forcing them to delete all your private data. aura is basicly stealing their jobs.
... joke aside: stop advertising this s***
best case: aura simply takes your money for doing absolutely nothing.
worst case: aura takes your money AND your data to sell for more money
Chris admitting that he has nothing better to do than just watch tv and play videogames would be the most honest post he would ever do. Not that I expect that from Chris though.
As Chris gets older he look more and more manly. That constant 5 o'clock shadow is very very manly 😂🤦♂️🤡
There’s nothing feminine about him 😂
He looks like a male Barbara @@bluetwinkiesaregood
@bluetwinkiesaregood I agree. The more feminine he trys to be the farther away from femininity he actually is. Praise be to the true and honest delusional alpha omega God 🙏
Cause men and women age differently. That's why they all started looking like car crashes once they get older and the hormone treatments don't hit as good as they used to.
And yet he doesn't look like a man, either. He's a toad.
I feel like chris chan was as postive as the fake ass posts he made maybe he wouldn't have grapped his mom
At the end of Chris’s life he will be laying in his deathbed spouting off about how the dimensional merge is FINALLY happening
I thought Sonichu was Jesus?!? uh-oh!
People selling Chris merch are fucking disgusting. No matter if they do it because they believe in him or are just doing it for money, they are still supporting Chris.
Sonichu psychology is also making high quality Chris Chan videos....
And Smokey of course.
I’m pretty sure when Chris is talking about the Alpha and Omega point of existence, Chris is making reference to how God is referred to as the “alpha and omega”. As in, God is the source and the ending. At least, that’s what I can make sense of the ramblings.
This was a 20 minute voiceover on a screen shot of Twitter. You were right about the quality of peoples Chris Chan content 😂
If Chris is smart(no chance), they will go in the roaming folder and make a backup of their minecraft world before letting people on. 😂
Just realize Chris might be talking about the rouge internet man as he has a ton of Chris Chan vids about some stuff Chris has done
I can shed some light on that con booth. I was at that convention, it was fan expo in Dallas. I attended on Saturday but they could've been there the whole time, idk. I actually saw that booth in Artist's alley. I asked if they were affiliated with Chris-Chan and the man running it said no, but of course they could be lying. I did get a business card from them as well, and they have an etsy shop with the same name iirc
I will never get past the fact Chris will spend 20 years on the same comic book series obsessively until the second someone pays him to, then it's just too much work for him.
Imagine spending your entire life breathing without issue then someone offers you a thousands of dollars to do it then you stop out of sheer laziness.
There's been so few Chris updates last few years that I for the first time in a long time welcome one!
Yeah it's weird. Keep up the good work ❤
Life changing video. Thank you. Will recommend this to everyone.
Out of all the horrible fates that could have befallen Chris this is probably one of the most positive. Being someone's personal jester only existing to rake in donos is better than ending on the street or nut house i guess.
Well, he'll probably be out on the streets once Caden wrings all the money he can out of him
And somehow dicking around on the internet on camera reading donos for a few hours is too much work for him 😂😂😂
I still can't believe Chris-Chan is a real human being. Feels like one extended bit, and yet it isn't.
they aren't Human, Christine Chan is a DEMON, humans have souls, Christine Sonichu GRAPED their own mother multiple times, that's a MONSTER that's a DEMON, not a person.
Always a bright day when Smokey makes a video. :D
this is the earliest ive been for a smokey vid, sending love from nz
Every Chris Chan update fills me with an unusual blend of excitement and disgust.
I better see someone write JULAAAY in the server, or host a Christian & The Hedgehog Boys listening party
I'm so down for a listening party
glad to see you and brother kiwi getting some sponsors, thanks for all the entertainment
I’m just realizing now it’s been about 20 years since this entire shit started. In the entire time Chris Chan has been fighting trolls I grew from a child into an adult 😵💫
Chris Chan going on these Terrance Howard ramblings kills me.
Hey Smokey! I’ve been watching since the early days of your Chris content! I absolutely adore your best of Christory series, and to this day I listen to it while I work or game. I’d love to see another series of videos like that going back into Chris’s past!
Me: "Finally! Inner peace..."
*NEW CHRIS-CHAN UPDATE*
Me: "Now what.."
I had to be in the same state, and DFW area as that lunatic, i stayed at home so i wouldn't have any slight chance of running into him
Haysus Christ-Chan! He's back... again
Amen
@@martinal-almani3192That's no god, it's an imposter
Chris finally learned how to stay relatively silent, which is why things are slow and boring now.
Smokey with the well deserved sponsors my guy .. good for you brother
Chris has embraced the transtrend to gain that invisibility they seem to get. Fear the cancel
My favorite “what would you do if” question is what would you do if the dimensional merge actually happened
Die, probably. Pretty sure I'm in one of the areas that Chris says would be taken over by a fictional world.
@@shinymetagross1666 if the merge happened that would mean chris chan would become some kind of god figure which is enough for me to dye myself yk
@@Falutia If all of fiction merges with reality then becoming godlike won’t actually mean very much. “All of fiction” includes a lot of things that can and will kill gods. It would be kind of entertaining to see God-Chris get smacked down by Kirby or something.
These sonichu medallions getting distributed is equivalent to the devastation of the video from the ring circulating
Hell yea Smokey get those sponsors, you deserve it.
Everyone, please stay hydrated and cool, because not only is heat stroke going around but also like a stomach bug due to the heat everyone stay safe
The thing is, flying him to Dallas for the Sonichu merch makes no sense financially, at least for those prices. Thats the reason why I doubt this. Only thing is if they are actually friends, but still, I don’t think he would let them sell his stuff, at least not with him being directly involved. He really hates that and is why he pushes his “official” Etsy so hard.
Does estrogen just like.... Not work on Chris? I've seen amazing transformations from hormone therapy for extended periods of time but I feel like Chris still looks almost exactly the same pre transition.
Considering his financial situation at the time, he probably couldn’t get the cream of the crop as far as HRT meds go.
Ah, a perfect video to watch while I wait for my mom to get out of surgery!
He never quits. Honestly I don't think we'll ever hear the end of Chris until he ends up kicking the shit-filled bucket.
Hope your mom is ok!
@@nman551 She is, thank you! She just got out of surgery. She had a shoulder replacement done because she broke her humerus and her shoulder joint so that was fun!
@@desirosethorne4429 oh jeez, surgery is always stressful I had surgery on my right lung to remove some stuff so I’d stop having partial lung collapses. And I’m still learning to live with the effects of it. But I’m glad it went well!
@@nman551 Man whenever I hear something like that I'm so glad she's just having surgery on her arm! I'm glad it went well for you, even though you're still dealing with the aftermath! Hospitals and surgery scares the absolute shit outta me. Even being in the pre-op room with her was nerve-wracking. I hate it so much. I had my wisdom teeth out a few years ago and I couldn't do that without needing some drugs before I went in 😭
@@desirosethorne4429 I was in one for 4 days but it was like being a kid, the nurses are like the most caring people. I appreciate all they did for me.
Chris keeps doing a Cyraxx.
"I'm leaving!"
*A week or so later*
"Fuck the trolls!"
man, it's cyraxx who's doing a chris. chris invented that, not raxx.
He said fellow pisces. Im technically a pisces. He compared himself to ME. Oh god im horrified
Foxpawpaws actually makes my favorite
Chris Chan videos. I like them more than geno’s even though they’re not as comprehensive.
About time you started doing stuff again.
i started shaking my head so hard at that 'sonichu solutions' merch stand, it nearly fell clean off my head smokey
Oh yeah new smokey video hype
He cannot hide forever!
Smokey I watch kiwis livestreams and your such a funny story teller 📖 👏😂 keep it up brotherrrr 🤜🏻🤛🏻
One of my nightmare scenarios working retail is spotting Chris Chan in the store while on the clock. I live near the DFW area, and the fact that Chris was actually in Dallas recently is harrowing to me.
0:28 saying that in a video you made specifically about Chris is wild
Keep the Good content coming!
My personal theory is that someone got through to his head, and he is liquidating/retiring his whole Sonichu thing. Just a thought.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol, Jesus Christine Sonichu Prime is nothing but a thief and a GRAPIST, they STOLE Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu and created a RIP-OFF Character Sonichu, and the SCAM ARTIST has been selling Copyright Infringement goods for years, I hope one day they get sued by SEGA and Nintendo.
Yaaaas new Smokey vid 💅
Omg he’s like cyraxx, doesn’t go away. I guess the internet helps with the loneliness for them both. I love your content and commentary. You have. Great sense of humor and very witty. 👍🏽
fucking jail art for 15 dollars is hilarious to me
It was up at Dallas Fan Expo literally died laughing when me and my fiancee walked past