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Nope not once, and I guarantee if you asked anyone who has interacted with him for any period of time if their life depended on it they wouldn't be able to point to even one moment. He's arguably the most deplorable human to exist. Sure some have done worse than he ever will but Cyraxx is unique in that every single fiber of his being is just...bad.
@@jaydenatreidesat least boogie and wings have pretended to act like they fucked up in their lives. Sure it may be a bit dishonest, but cyraxx literally proudly says he never did anything wrong, to the underage girls, the death threats he says, awful things he says, what he did to sally , what he did to billy, just horrible horrible stuff he cant and wont admit to
That podcast was the best lolcowlive video I ever watched. I hope they stay with trolling unlikable people online and don't go back to what they were doing before because the podcast is usually so boring. Boogie and Wings just talk about themselves and keemstar.. well he's like a drama queen. Tommyc is the only one I find funny. Although he can be a little obnoxious sometimes.
You know the Rax Rage is really amping up when his voice gets super gravelly. When he starts talking like a 45-year-old chainsmoker, you know things are gonna go down.
@Chaosundivided777 I don't understand how that clip is out there in the open, and he just absolutely denies admitting his pdf desires to Tibbz. Insane lol
@@Mewdo45its all he wants to do. He absolutely refuses to do any kind of actual job & thinks that he can, & has, made it big on CZcams & that’s where he’ll get his money but he’s too delusional to realize it’s already over for him
Why does that matter? You can't blame everything he does simply because he's a pedophile. Would you hate someone who saved the world from impending war but then figured out he's a pedophile l. If a scientist discovered or invented something what would benefit mankind.but then discovered that he's a pedophile, would you still hate him and not pay attention to his contribution to humanity, simply because he likes kids?
He has just gotten in trouble for talking to a 10-year-old boy in a game chat on his live. You should just see how fvcking excited he became when he heard that little boys voice. It's just sick. Then on top of that, even when the boy kept going silent, Cyraxx just continues to keep the conversation afloat.
Daniel is the best example of the mental health system failing us. Cyraxx is the beste example of the justice system failing us. Both have shown clear signs of being dangerous yet the cops do shit
What would YOU do if you heard a kid on a voice chat in a game talking to you? Would you just be rude and coldly tell him to eff off and kick him out of the server.
He said "I will never bow down to Marty", Marty literally drove to his neighborhood and beat the shit out of him two blocks away from his own house on camera...still delusional as always
& then like a couple days afterwards when Marty left & he could come out of hiding he claimed that HE won the fight for merely even showing up to the fight like he has no fucking clue what reality is at all 😭😭😭
I do not like Marty but damn that's funny as fuck. Cyraxx's memory of a goldfish strikes again! (Do not take me as this supporting Cyraxx,I just get a weird vibe from Marty)
He even said "You could have killed me morty, I'm serious *sniff*, the way you hit me, I could have DIED" He tries every single angle except for the one where he's at fault.
Oh no see, he won that fight because he showed up. Sure, he was on the ground .15 seconds into the fight and got his nose and eye busted but he won because he exerted the least amount of effort by leaving his attic. Goblin logic is baffling to the human mind.
At least Gollum was a little bit sympathetic, and didn't go after kids. Raxx is more like what Gollum would shit out after a week of eating raw fish and rabbit carcasses.
He can't go to the hospital because the Dr is going to look at him and say "eczema and dermatitis do not cause pain, if your legs hurt try walking, and you desperately need to SHOWER DAILY." 😂
I wonder how chance would have turned out if he had good hygiene. I know a big factor to the way he looks is genetic, but if the dude got rid of the skullet, got some cream for the scabs, and showerd he may look decent
@@Mewdo45 and went to the dentist regularly, yeah I could see the possibility that he wouldn't look like a Chernobyl movie zombie. I think fate did the world a favor because he would have victimized soooo many teen girls if he looked halfway presentable.
Someone should teach chance how to use tor, he'll instantly fall for whatever FBI honeypots he sees and get taken care of before he has a chance to figure out why it runs so slow.
It would be cool to have what happened to Daniel happen to chance. "This whole a fbi agent kept tabs on him while pretending to be a troll". That would be legendary
Imo it shows cyraxx is intelligent enough to know what hes doing and whats right and wrong unlike say daniel larson who is a bit more schizo. So cryaxx deservEs every bad thing that happens to him until he finally admits hes disgusting, doesnt help people doesnt make money only hurts people around him and pretends to be a victim
Cyraxx is the embodiment of “I’d rather be right than happy” instead of the other way around. He’s pure chaos and (self) destruction. He’d sacrifice Sally and Ed, the people that house him, to make a point to “the trolls”. I’ve never seen anything like it and I’ve seen my share of destructive personalities in my line of work. Cyraxx deserves to be studied.
What got me laughing was when he refused to go to the doctor cuz he was afraid Marty would call him a predator on stream again. If anyone watches that and has sympathy for him then maybe they kinda do deserve what happens next lol
Right but see you actually have eczema. Cyraxx has multiple infected insect bites from living in a bedbug infested rat farm that he calls “eczema” for pity. A weekly shower and two days with an orkin man would fix his skin condition forever.
Every time this happens there are people who feel sorry for cyrax and give him genuinely good advice, but cyraxx hates them just as much as he hates the trolls, he's beyond help and it's on him.
After he tried to order a hit on an entire family to cover up his predatory behavior, he should be grateful that trolling is all he has to deal with. I have no sympathy at all for this evil monster, he brings his misery upon himself 1000%
I’m genuinely surprised no one has actually tried to take him out(other than security Jake 🤢) with all the shit he says he’s lucky he hasn’t encountered someone crazy enough to bust into his home 😭
Absolutely, cyraxx has legit committed several felonies, but everyone treats him with kid gloves knowing hes a baby goblin with developmental delays. Hes dumb but clearly smart enough to know right from wrong
The fact that Chance thinks 115 dollars a day is a lot perfectly demonstrates his complete lack of understanding of the world lol ETA: it’s been brought to my attention he meant “month”. Sorry, as soon as he said “day”, I sped off to the comments to express my incredulity lol. (Chance, if you’re reading, “incredulity” means “surprise”)
I'm 90% sure his brain is actually locked in around the 12 to 15 year old level. It would explain *so much* It would explain his delusions, his misunderstandings, his attractions, his anger and his constant desire to be around younger people. Don't mistake this for any kind of pity. Just a curious analysis by someone with barely any training in psychology and health
Probably my favourite thing about him is how he always brings up Tony to defend himself. On the lolcow podcast when he brings up Tony to defend himself was so funny, the idea that everyone knows tony.
He must have been coddled and got away with a lot of shit when he was a kid. The “if I can’t scream at them loud enough to get them to stop, then I’ll make them pity me” tactic is definitely learned behavior and he’s so confused why it isn’t working 😂
@@demanic6159 I picture a meat canyon style video where cyraxx worships the glow of the screen is his God and the power button = death to him. He probably curls up to the tower and sleeps on it like a cat for warmth.
Just a friendly reminder that Chance was recently caught befriending parents, started to heart emoji photos, started to comment “I love them”, and started to save photos of people’s children. Marty discovered that he recently milked his snake to one of the photos he saved of a child. So yeah. Cyraxx has evolved to the point where he will befriend a parent just to see kids. Keep an eye out if you’re a parent.
He literally cant admit hes wrong or does anything wrong. Even if you take out his pedophilia, hes going to make people angry. Also his frequent death threats, racism, sexism, and horrible words to others. Half the time he just gets teased and he takes it to dark extremes. He needs to be locked up and its important people continue to mock and ridicule him so no one ever feels bad for him and so he gets forced into a home
The most idiotic thing about cyraxx's complaint about being unable to leave his computer to get medical attention is that all he has to do is shut it down or disconnect from the internet. Also white browser is a predator.
The best music cyraxx has ever produced is music for our ears... which consists of him constantly screaming about getting bullied and how sick he is of it all.
For those of you who are tired of Cyrax and are out of the loop I can assure you the content is really good right now, lol. His latest MBM appearance was gold.
@@ArmadisRock For those out of the loop, MBM's gone full cow and made false PDF accusations about CVG, still seethes about him to this day. Was also big mad at Kiwi and Smokey for making more money than he was a bit ago. Then again, the most diehard MartDawg supporters are just gonna sweep that CVG stuff and him giving $1000 to Earl Dube (is a predator) under the rug.
His whole "I wanna retire but I can't" speech almost melted my brain, he says if he leaves youtube the trolls can't touch him then a minute later he says he can't leave because he gets mass reported if he tries.
His voice makes me feel physically, mentally, and spiritually sick, and I'm going to have to cast demon werewolf vampire magic to conjure away this bad energy
I like how he asks us "YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY WATCHING ME PISSED?... YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY WATCHING ME SUFFER?" when it's like Yes, Chance. Yes it is. That's why we're fucking here💀
Seeing Cyraxx rage out at the Lolcow Live Podcast makes me think of the "Two Regards Fighting" meme but Tommy C isn't regarded compared to Wings and Boogie.
Polish isn't a language worthy of learning by most English natives. Would be Spanish or maybe German in school, but Poland isn't a desirable destination for most Westerners.
Smokey, I wanted to tell you how much your vids have come to mean to me over the past few year. I went through some trauma about 3 years back and it really messed me up in a lot of ways, one being I couldn’t be alone with my own thoughts, so I always had some show or video playing to help distract me. Somehow I discovered a Jupiter vid & that led me to you. Even though I’m a child of the internet, I was not up on lolcow lure (honestly, I’m still not as versed as I’d like). Your videos are awesome, no doubt. But the way you interact with us is what really got me to stay. Having you just be chill, being a cheerleader for any good news in chat, ending them with a positive note. I was dealing with so much, and it just meant the world that for a little bit, I could be distracted and have some good vibes sent my way. When everything went down, I was hospitalized due to self harm & thoughts of, you know. It’s been a long three years, but in that time, I’ve made, what I feel, is incredible progress. My life is good, I found love, & I’m striving for happiness. You & the community played a big role in my recovery. I just wanted to let you know that in addition to bringing awareness about these guys, you’re making a real difference in our lives as well. Take of yourself man, we love ya.
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Fuck yeah, I kicked cancer's ass AND Rax rage is back. What a fuckin week bro!
Congrats brother
Must be one hell of a week, hope it only gets better.
Brother is having the time of his life.
Hell yeah dude
YES SIRRRR THATS WHATS UP, hope the recovery is quick and easy 💪
Cyraxx is legit pure evil, thousands of hours of content and never seen him do anythind out of kindness to anyone
Oh my god… it just hit me your right
I haven’t EVER seen kindness in ANY form from Chance
What did you expect from the wretched goblin of Akron? The evil’s implied in the title, y’know.
cyrizz is pure and honest and true
Kinda wild tbh
Nope not once, and I guarantee if you asked anyone who has interacted with him for any period of time if their life depended on it they wouldn't be able to point to even one moment.
He's arguably the most deplorable human to exist. Sure some have done worse than he ever will but Cyraxx is unique in that every single fiber of his being is just...bad.
"YOU THINK ITS FUNNY WATCHING ME BE PISSED?"
yes, absolutely
"YOU THINK I LIKE BEING PISSED?"
No, but I have a field day. 😂
Chase getting trolled by Tommy, Boogie, and Wings has been the icing on the cake for this season's goblin rage arc
Sad part is Boogie, Wings, and Chance are all equally pathetic. Chance just more so cause he is a pwedator.
@@jaydenatreidesat least boogie and wings have pretended to act like they fucked up in their lives. Sure it may be a bit dishonest, but cyraxx literally proudly says he never did anything wrong, to the underage girls, the death threats he says, awful things he says, what he did to sally , what he did to billy, just horrible horrible stuff he cant and wont admit to
That podcast was the best lolcowlive video I ever watched. I hope they stay with trolling unlikable people online and don't go back to what they were doing before because the podcast is usually so boring. Boogie and Wings just talk about themselves and keemstar.. well he's like a drama queen. Tommyc is the only one I find funny. Although he can be a little obnoxious sometimes.
@jaydenatreides atleast Boogie and Wings used to have a legitimate youtube community they just floundered it
Well that and all the good o fashioned Goblin Rage on Marty's streams the last few days ^^
Cyrax looking up if rocks are edible is such a Goblin thing to do.
😂😂😂😂😂
He'll need to sustain himself somehow when Sally croaks and he's living under a bridge.
Halite (rock salt) is edible. Pretty sure that's it though.
@@megadeth652so is kaolin clay
@@Glibzer never heard of it, but a quick Google search confirms that it is clay.
You know the Rax Rage is really amping up when his voice gets super gravelly. When he starts talking like a 45-year-old chainsmoker, you know things are gonna go down.
To be fair he looks like a 45-year-old chainsmoker. Of meth.
I can't help but hear muscle man 😭
“.....Marty, you don’t want me to go to that dark place, YOU DONT WANT ME TO GO THERE!!....”
I hear the old Hulk Hogan for some weird reason 😂
I saw a comment that said it's like he's trying to lob off an indie wrestler monologue, and I can't unsee it now.
Cyrax just yapped for over 20 minutes only for someone to call him a predator and have his whole agruement completely fall apart. Pure fuckin' poetry.
“WHERES YOUR PROOF “ audio from him, tons of chat logs from him
He literally admitted to tibbz he is a pdf😂
@Chaosundivided777 I don't understand how that clip is out there in the open, and he just absolutely denies admitting his pdf desires to Tibbz. Insane lol
I love how all his argument grandstanding rant can be beaten by one simple factual sentence "Because you're a predator, Chance."
Yeah but its online and it doesnt matteeeeerr why are you vullying me VITCH
A pwedator if you will
What I don't get is why he wines about the internet yet refuses to get off it
@@Mewdo45its all he wants to do. He absolutely refuses to do any kind of actual job & thinks that he can, & has, made it big on CZcams & that’s where he’ll get his money but he’s too delusional to realize it’s already over for him
Why does that matter? You can't blame everything he does simply because he's a pedophile. Would you hate someone who saved the world from impending war but then figured out he's a pedophile l. If a scientist discovered or invented something what would benefit mankind.but then discovered that he's a pedophile, would you still hate him and not pay attention to his contribution to humanity, simply because he likes kids?
He has just gotten in trouble for talking to a 10-year-old boy in a game chat on his live. You should just see how fvcking excited he became when he heard that little boys voice. It's just sick. Then on top of that, even when the boy kept going silent, Cyraxx just continues to keep the conversation afloat.
We have a clip?
Leaping Lemur has it
What a little bastard.
Daniel is the best example of the mental health system failing us.
Cyraxx is the beste example of the justice system failing us.
Both have shown clear signs of being dangerous yet the cops do shit
What would YOU do if you heard a kid on a voice chat in a game talking to you? Would you just be rude and coldly tell him to eff off and kick him out of the server.
He said "I will never bow down to Marty", Marty literally drove to his neighborhood and beat the shit out of him two blocks away from his own house on camera...still delusional as always
& then like a couple days afterwards when Marty left & he could come out of hiding he claimed that HE won the fight for merely even showing up to the fight like he has no fucking clue what reality is at all 😭😭😭
Marty : “ Who’s the king?”
Raxxy: “ You are, you are, let me go please, I’m begging you “
Yeah, never bow down Patrick. You tell ‘em. 😂😂😂😂
I do not like Marty but damn that's funny as fuck. Cyraxx's memory of a goldfish strikes again! (Do not take me as this supporting Cyraxx,I just get a weird vibe from Marty)
He even said "You could have killed me morty, I'm serious *sniff*, the way you hit me, I could have DIED" He tries every single angle except for the one where he's at fault.
Oh no see, he won that fight because he showed up. Sure, he was on the ground .15 seconds into the fight and got his nose and eye busted but he won because he exerted the least amount of effort by leaving his attic.
Goblin logic is baffling to the human mind.
He's like Gollum, constantly acting like the victim but always scheming
He also kinda looks like gollum
At least Gollum was a little bit sympathetic, and didn't go after kids. Raxx is more like what Gollum would shit out after a week of eating raw fish and rabbit carcasses.
@@seanboggs215 uh actually it turns out Gollum ate babies, well at least in the books it's very heavily implied
@@Arcademan09 Oh......well shit. 😰
@@seanboggs215 I literally just found out about this too, I dug too deep into the Lord of the Rings wiki
This dude thinks he's in the WWE or something the way he talks, and takes pauses waiting for the crowd to respond. Holy delusional
There's a theory that when he was a baby he was left to watch WWE wrestling promos
My favorite is when he gets preachy during his karaoke. You can clearly tell he’s imaging himself up on a stage in front of a real crowd
Yup, its always wwe badass talk. Until hes talking to a underage decoy then he is very manipulative and calm, methodical
@@Mewdo45 lmao
*wholly
Well, the one good thing about cyrax sitting in the dark is you can't see the scabies on his head
I need to know what the name of that phobia would be cause damn, I legit cannot watch a video about him if his head is lit up enough to see that shit
That is definitely intentional. Like his brief bandana phase
@@wutarrwedoin
Scabiophobia - Fear of Scabies. This is assuming we know for sure it's scabies and not some other infection.
@@wutarrwedoinme tooooo dude. I suddenly become physically uncomfortable seeing that s#$t on his head
He can't go to the hospital because the Dr is going to look at him and say "eczema and dermatitis do not cause pain, if your legs hurt try walking, and you desperately need to SHOWER DAILY." 😂
I wonder how chance would have turned out if he had good hygiene.
I know a big factor to the way he looks is genetic, but if the dude got rid of the skullet, got some cream for the scabs, and showerd he may look decent
@@Mewdo45 and went to the dentist regularly, yeah I could see the possibility that he wouldn't look like a Chernobyl movie zombie. I think fate did the world a favor because he would have victimized soooo many teen girls if he looked halfway presentable.
Fr. Cyrax is whining as if he has leprosy or something and his leg will eventually fall off😂
"I WaNnA dO whAt I'M gOod aT WhIcH iS My MuSic-"
THAT greatly offends ME 😭
*and gaming lol
Pinworms live in Chance's butt.
Bed bugs live in Chance's skin.
Trolls live in Chance's head.
Pssst: it's free real estate!
Sicko
Damn 17 years on CZcams and 17 years of dinos and dungeons
That's how we are gonna solve the housing crisis, just clone cyrax
No wait nevermind
He has pin worms in his butt
Roses are red violates are blue
Marty lives in chances head and so do you!
He's actually going insane. When sally dies he is BONED
"Marty, Let me in, Its cold out here... I will Dance for you, PLEASE!!!!!"
This is the same shit hes been spouting out for god damn years.
It's why I lost interest in cyraxx. Hes a record stuck on loop
Cyraxx is gonna end up as an Akron urban legend once he gets evicted from 339 Lloyd Street. An actual troll under a bridge.
@@Master-Mirror One can only hope
When Sally dies him and Ed can finally be together ❤
Cyrax learned his language skills from wrestling promos when he was a child.
He was raised by the TV after all..
Someone should teach chance how to use tor, he'll instantly fall for whatever FBI honeypots he sees and get taken care of before he has a chance to figure out why it runs so slow.
It would be cool to have what happened to Daniel happen to chance.
"This whole a fbi agent kept tabs on him while pretending to be a troll".
That would be legendary
I heard Marty mention cyrax’s fancy mic rig isn’t set up. He just uses it as a prop. HahHhahaha
Can confirm. Boy & howdy did Rax flip when Marty said that!
If this is true then that's fucking hilarious
Seeing Cyrax on something like lolcow live is like a fever dream holy shit
He fell over 😅 I cut the clip and uploaded to my channel. Fast and like hard to notice
Imo it shows cyraxx is intelligent enough to know what hes doing and whats right and wrong unlike say daniel larson who is a bit more schizo. So cryaxx deservEs every bad thing that happens to him until he finally admits hes disgusting, doesnt help people doesnt make money only hurts people around him and pretends to be a victim
"you dont know what its like for me when the cameras on!"
you turned the fucking thing on lol
'you don't know the hell my family has been through' he says while screaming at 2 in the morning.
Nobody narrates a Cyraxx vod like our boi Smokey🚬🐐
Facts brother 💯 🚬💕
He's a good comfort CZcamsr imo
Whe😊😊
Cyraxx is the embodiment of “I’d rather be right than happy” instead of the other way around. He’s pure chaos and (self) destruction. He’d sacrifice Sally and Ed, the people that house him, to make a point to “the trolls”. I’ve never seen anything like it and I’ve seen my share of destructive personalities in my line of work. Cyraxx deserves to be studied.
It’s tough cuz he wont do therapy or get help and sally enables him. He cant eat humble pie and needs to have his delusions destroyed
for him to be happy he needs to think that others think that he has some sort of talent in something.
What got me laughing was when he refused to go to the doctor cuz he was afraid Marty would call him a predator on stream again.
If anyone watches that and has sympathy for him then maybe they kinda do deserve what happens next lol
Love how cyrax sits with that table behind him which is filled with what i can ascertain from his potato camera, multiple bottles of jerkins lotion 😂
Every single rant Cyrax makes sounds like he's cutting a WWE promo
Just when I thought the Cyraxx anime had lost its steam! And it comes complete with BGM from Club Doom!
Yeah, was starting to think the writers were losing their spark but damn they've hit us with the comeback of 2024.
These past 2-3 weeks been a goldmine
No way smokes blessed us with a Cyraxx vid he's the one that got me into this whole community in the first place
As someone whose eczema acts up when im stressed and overall has it bad…..i’ve never been incapable of walking or acting like a normal person
Everything Cyrax does is for pitty, everything out his grimy mouth is a lie
Right but see you actually have eczema. Cyraxx has multiple infected insect bites from living in a bedbug infested rat farm that he calls “eczema” for pity. A weekly shower and two days with an orkin man would fix his skin condition forever.
@@Halfstep2024 exactly
Every time this happens there are people who feel sorry for cyrax and give him genuinely good advice, but cyraxx hates them just as much as he hates the trolls, he's beyond help and it's on him.
It's a lolcow rule turky Tom stated. The fuckers can't take advice
Going clip for clip in skate 3 is a crazy flex 😂
After he tried to order a hit on an entire family to cover up his predatory behavior, he should be grateful that trolling is all he has to deal with.
I have no sympathy at all for this evil monster, he brings his misery upon himself 1000%
I’m genuinely surprised no one has actually tried to take him out(other than security Jake 🤢) with all the shit he says he’s lucky he hasn’t encountered someone crazy enough to bust into his home 😭
Absolutely, cyraxx has legit committed several felonies, but everyone treats him with kid gloves knowing hes a baby goblin with developmental delays. Hes dumb but clearly smart enough to know right from wrong
i imagine cyraxx sounding like the man jesus saw who was posssessed by 1000 demons😂
I like to think that guy is raxxos ancestor
"so you're saying you premeditatedly made a fake music contract"
This man really thought there that he caught Marty in a real crime lmao
lolcow deadair is normally always boring but cyraxx's dead stare is just too funny lol
PSA: Cyraxx has just been found talking to another minor
ah yes it is indeed a saturday
His voice triggers my fight response.
"You can call me whatever you want but you can't call me late for dinner"
Hot pockets Sally laced with Xanax. Mmm mmm 😅
"Vich!"
As a wise man once said:
"Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha."
Lmao it’s called making an alt account and not sharing your personal information and likeness
I bet you if the roles were reversed cyraxx would be saying this.
@@Mewdo45the roles aren't reversed though. Cyrax is a predator
Rax, Bowser, and Jupiter are predators. Great content as always.
Don't forget Nate Dogg, Larson and Wings
@@Th3Watch3rWth even happened to NateDiddler? He legit fell off the face of the earth.
@@mr.ginger183 that's true Bro. I haven't heard much about him at all.
Did the scabs on Cyraxx' skull remind you of Bowser because they make his head look kinda like an inversely coloured spiked shell?
Somebody needs to clip him saying how much money he makes per day and send it to social security.I think they want to know that
YES PLEASE DO
As long as there is a younger generation there will be people who troll tf out of Cyraxx lol, and that is something we should all be happy about.
Nobody should care what he's going through, he's a pdf file.
Factual
The fact that Chance thinks 115 dollars a day is a lot perfectly demonstrates his complete lack of understanding of the world lol
ETA: it’s been brought to my attention he meant “month”. Sorry, as soon as he said “day”, I sped off to the comments to express my incredulity lol. (Chance, if you’re reading, “incredulity” means “surprise”)
I make more than that daily and I'm a fucking grocery store clerk lmao
Last night, Chance couldn't figure out 5 x 5.
I'm 90% sure his brain is actually locked in around the 12 to 15 year old level. It would explain *so much*
It would explain his delusions, his misunderstandings, his attractions, his anger and his constant desire to be around younger people.
Don't mistake this for any kind of pity. Just a curious analysis by someone with barely any training in psychology and health
It's a decent bit of cash, but it's definitely not anywhere near what he thinks it is 😭
When I was 16 I thought I was ballin out with that kind of money.
It’s ironic that chance wants to make fun of Tony for being in a wheelchair, yet he expects us to treat him saying he could lose his legs seriously
Tony's curse is coming true lol.
@@Mewdo45 this is the best thing I’ve heard all day
Probably my favourite thing about him is how he always brings up Tony to defend himself. On the lolcow podcast when he brings up Tony to defend himself was so funny, the idea that everyone knows tony.
He must have been coddled and got away with a lot of shit when he was a kid. The “if I can’t scream at them loud enough to get them to stop, then I’ll make them pity me” tactic is definitely learned behavior and he’s so confused why it isn’t working 😂
You know I don’t think innocent people say “where’s your proof” and “hearsay” so much. They just say they didn’t do it.
I love when his voice gets super deep and gravelly when he lets the demon king out. VITCH
I love that voice especially during the Xbox bricking 💀
"I want so bad to retired but I can't because of you" Guessing this is something Sally said to Chance recently.
Projection goblin
Threatening someone's life on camera and saying "and that's not a joke" is wild
Exactly and he keeps getting away with it, he says it every single day.. there's going to be consequences very soon
Cyraxx: threatens peoples life's on a daily basis
Goverment: 😴
Daniel: threatens a fbi agent
Government:
Apparently, Raxx is unfamiliar with the idea of turning off one's computer.
It seems so easy Graham
He's mad mbm "somehow" got his password and keeps taking over his account. And thinks if he stays there it can't happen
@@williamtraynham7643 So you're saying he's also unfamiliar with the idea of changing his password.
He probably leaves it running even when he goes to bed. Willing to bet he looks at the power button like it's a mysterious object.
@@demanic6159 I picture a meat canyon style video where cyraxx worships the glow of the screen is his God and the power button = death to him. He probably curls up to the tower and sleeps on it like a cat for warmth.
Please keep the thumbnail as is omg that is hilarious!
Best thumbnail to date
👁 👁
That placeholder was brilliant😊
I 100% agree
Is this still the same one?
Just a friendly reminder that Chance was recently caught befriending parents, started to heart emoji photos, started to comment “I love them”, and started to save photos of people’s children.
Marty discovered that he recently milked his snake to one of the photos he saved of a child. So yeah. Cyraxx has evolved to the point where he will befriend a parent just to see kids.
Keep an eye out if you’re a parent.
I doubt he’s ever going to escape this. He’s compelled to respond, compelled to rage. Can’t stop himself.
He literally cant admit hes wrong or does anything wrong. Even if you take out his pedophilia, hes going to make people angry. Also his frequent death threats, racism, sexism, and horrible words to others. Half the time he just gets teased and he takes it to dark extremes. He needs to be locked up and its important people continue to mock and ridicule him so no one ever feels bad for him and so he gets forced into a home
The most idiotic thing about cyraxx's complaint about being unable to leave his computer to get medical attention is that all he has to do is shut it down or disconnect from the internet.
Also white browser is a predator.
The best music cyraxx has ever produced is music for our ears... which consists of him constantly screaming about getting bullied and how sick he is of it all.
Correction: "Vullied"
I mean, if he left the Internet, I think he would find peace for quite a while. Might even find a good Wal-Mart Cart Pusher position.
He thinks he's a super star and working is below him.
No he wouldn’t
That's an insult to my boy aleks of LMTYA, youre getting the cartie crowbar
If he tried Marty would get a job as his manager
((Closes book))
Like that'll ever happen!
When he does those dramatic pauses at the end of each sentence it's like he's mimicing a wrestler.
Cyraxx has a scream that sounds like nails on chalk
Imagine?
Imagine?
What?
That goblin screech.
Cyrax should live I a cave where he can eat bats and spiders like a good goblin.
Im convinced cyraxx is the only person who could cut a primetime WWE Promo on NO ONE and still manage to drop the nword.
"the reason they'd report me is cause they wouldn't be able to touch me."
Flawless logic
Just to remind everyone. TheWhiteBowser is a predator😂
For those of you who are tired of Cyrax and are out of the loop I can assure you the content is really good right now, lol. His latest MBM appearance was gold.
MbM should prolly chill on Smokey an Kiwi tho
@@ArmadisRock For those out of the loop, MBM's gone full cow and made false PDF accusations about CVG, still seethes about him to this day. Was also big mad at Kiwi and Smokey for making more money than he was a bit ago. Then again, the most diehard MartDawg supporters are just gonna sweep that CVG stuff and him giving $1000 to Earl Dube (is a predator) under the rug.
Last nights rage was beautiful but shithead got the stream deleted😔
@sirnosirno Well that makes a certain kind of sense. Being in co stant contact with the goblin likely broke what was left of him
@sirnosirno Marty called kiwi and smokey pdfiles the other night too.
As a doctor, I can confirm that this type of eczema only afflicts PDF files. Us doctors call it the "kiddie-touchy itchy-scratchy."
His whole "I wanna retire but I can't" speech almost melted my brain, he says if he leaves youtube the trolls can't touch him then a minute later he says he can't leave because he gets mass reported if he tries.
Chance plays Skate like it's called Walk, fr 🙄
Walk 3: the stairs. 😂😂😂
Skain't 3 lol
“He looks like he’s dying.”
“Well he is sick… f’ing sick of it.”
I mean, you can tell me that Cyrax can get a job, but who would friggin’ hire him? 😂
His employment days are loooong gone (like he ever had any to begin with)
He could be a dishwasher or something. Long as he stays in the back and is away from customers he could maybe find something lol
@@jondough7823 maaan, I wouldn’t want to eat off of something Cyrax handled. He’d probably creep on my other staff, too.
Mop guy at the local porno booth shop. Or maybe one of those guys who collects the used oil and grease from behind restaurants.
ever been to walmart?
His voice makes me feel physically, mentally, and spiritually sick, and I'm going to have to cast demon werewolf vampire magic to conjure away this bad energy
I was psyched when you played eatin pasta in yo hood, best DOOM song imo
Just the mere thought of the trolls make him freak out. They all living in his head rent free
I normally don't laugh at cyraxx I'm just intrigued but "I hate being angry" really hit a funny bone
when cyraxx talks about his health he reminds me of the guy from spongebob who says he has glass bones and paper skin
Except spongebob and Patrick never fall for hes bit
Ive been waiting for this type of stuff for a good while. The raxx is what got me hooked on smokey
Same
Always my favorite cyraxx presenter, smokey
Hell ya boyyyyyyy!
When he goes into tough guy wrestler promo voice mode. Adorable.
I like how he asks us "YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY WATCHING ME PISSED?... YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY WATCHING ME SUFFER?" when it's like
Yes, Chance. Yes it is. That's why we're fucking here💀
Cyraxx needs to smoke a blunt and lay back and just let Ed rail him.
Waste of good smoke IMO
@bostonmeadhorn4897 i didnt say use the gas. Mids would probably lat him out.
@@GredelsRagegive him catnip instead. You can scam a few dumb mfers with mid and make more money
@@GredelsRage give him salvia! Maybe it'll bring him to reality 🤣
@@bostonmeadhorn4897 give him succinol cholene and walk away.
Why does he always say we all think we're badass? His brain is incapable of absorbing new information that doesn't pertain to himself.
Cyraxx has been spiraling out of control lately. He's been more unhinged than he's ever been recently
You actually KILLED ME when you put your own skate 3 clips up there 🤣🤣actually dogging on him so hard. Truly diabolical
I'VE BEEN WAITING ON A CYRAXX UPDATE VID FOR SIX. FUCKING. YEARS
Cyraxx never made money from creating content, he just wants to make money while being a lazy individual.
I mean, don’t we all though? 🤷♂️
Kinda like chris
"Show me proof, show me evidence that I'm a pedo!"
*Gets shown overwhelming evidence*
"That's fake! That was in the past! That doesn't count!"
Cyrax wouldn't last 5 seconds in prison before he gets his head caved in
Seeing Cyraxx rage out at the Lolcow Live Podcast makes me think of the "Two Regards Fighting" meme but Tommy C isn't regarded compared to Wings and Boogie.
Far as I can tell Tommy shouldn't be a lolcow, but I am horribly uneducated on the subject
Was watching vicxster’s Cyraxx history vid when this blooped up on my screen. You sure know how to pull me back Mr. McCrack. lol
bro tried to sneak in Cyrax into his skate 3 stunt compilation
one day there wont be a Sally or an Ed, an attic or a laptop or a microphone but Raxx will still be yelling at Marty..
Smokey your commentary on cyrax is the best. I know he can be difficult to cover for many reasons but it always is a joy when you do
I wish more people would know Polish so we could collectively call him Czyraxx... that's like the absolute perfect nickname for him.
Polish isn't a language worthy of learning by most English natives. Would be Spanish or maybe German in school, but Poland isn't a desirable destination for most Westerners.
Silence, European
@@ChadFelcherGerman??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 F*** no
French is more popular. Even Latin...
german is quite popular. ive dated a few girls who were all about german and germany, and niether were german.
“I’m sick of it!” Is a kingcrobrajfs quote. He better be careful
When he said do you think I like being angry it was like he’s an abusive father yelling at their child lmao
Return of the Goblin 👺
Cyraxx looks like an orc from those old animated Lord Of The Rings movies
WHEN THERES A WHIP, THERES A WAY
As a side note: Club Doom mixes are just straight up bangers.
Smokey, I wanted to tell you how much your vids have come to mean to me over the past few year. I went through some trauma about 3 years back and it really messed me up in a lot of ways, one being I couldn’t be alone with my own thoughts, so I always had some show or video playing to help distract me. Somehow I discovered a Jupiter vid & that led me to you. Even though I’m a child of the internet, I was not up on lolcow lure (honestly, I’m still not as versed as I’d like). Your videos are awesome, no doubt. But the way you interact with us is what really got me to stay. Having you just be chill, being a cheerleader for any good news in chat, ending them with a positive note. I was dealing with so much, and it just meant the world that for a little bit, I could be distracted and have some good vibes sent my way. When everything went down, I was hospitalized due to self harm & thoughts of, you know. It’s been a long three years, but in that time, I’ve made, what I feel, is incredible progress. My life is good, I found love, & I’m striving for happiness. You & the community played a big role in my recovery. I just wanted to let you know that in addition to bringing awareness about these guys, you’re making a real difference in our lives as well. Take of yourself man, we love ya.
glad youre doing better