TheWhiteBowser Is More Unhinged Than Ever - A New Lolcow Enters The Game
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- čas přidán 6. 05. 2024
- Today is Double Feature covering one of everyone’s least favorite folks Whitebowser, and this other dude named Devon but no one really cares about him. It’s gonna be insane today so I hope you goats enjoy the video 💯
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earl calling smokey baby boy constantly makes me think he was all bricked up writing those emails and thinking about kids
I've been taunting Earl with "baby boy" in multiple comments. And Google reviews befoire he deleted it... AWWW... I GOT TO EARL!! HE'S TWIGGEWED!!! And unoriginal!! lol Hi! Earl David Dube? You figure out who I am yet?
Maybe ask the Hirschmanns. Or John. Or maybe Albert. ;)
@@maxmoore3204not the Chris Chan troll persona 😭
Holy shit, earl has a crush in smokey! We gotta make that a thing
Probably, what's up with that slang
it's hilarious to think it sounded more badass in his head, just like when cyrax starts calling anyone "boy"
Him calling you “baby boy” is eerily similar in how Cyraxx called Marty “bitch boy” all the time
You’re basically Earl’s Music Biz Marty
Kinda ironic since White Bowser (is a pwedetah) talks like a freaking child himself.
Does this mean we will eventually see Smoke wupp Bowser outside his michigan air bnb on livestream?
Whitebowsa x smokey.
I'm calling it
Or like Patrick Tomlinson calling people "babychild" or whatever the fuck creepy shit he was saying
Edit: Oops, he literally makes this comparison in the video. Hadn’t gotten there yet
@@blusterkong1996Hello Bluster. How are the barrelworks doing?
I can’t believe a police report contains the phrase “Homestarrunner”
earl is definitely not allowed to step foot in strongbadia
While I was at a bus stop in Belgium the other day, some teenagers were talking to each other in Dutch. I swear to god, out of the blue, one of them yelled out "The White Bowser is a predator!" and they started laughing.
Damn. The word spreads far!
Such are the wonders of the Interwebs!
LOL Amazing!
Earl's defense against accusations that he groped a 17 year old coworker is to admit to groping an 18 year old coworker. Brilliant.
Even then you still have the discord server to go off of.
Idk why earl wants to die on this hill.
@@Mewdo45Because the alternative is to admit that he's a type of file that you open with acrobat reader. Would you rather admit that you're the bad guy or would you do mental gymnastics to make yourself the good guy ? Most people, including wait bawsa, will choose the second option.
@@artur6912 Groping a 17 or an 18 year old is literally the same thing and neither makes you an "acrobat file" ANYWHERE in the world. So no either way you're a bad guy
@@dissraps You better re-check that statement because there's plenty of places in the world where an adult having hanky panky related stuff with a 17 year old will classify you as a pdf file.
3 D chess move
Devon looks suspiciously like Linda Binda without the wig.
Didn't notice until now
Have you seen Devon and Linda Binda in the same room?
I still can’t get an answer to whether this Linda Binda is a guy or girl and whether they’re just as nuts as Hybrid boy because they continually remark how they are hybrids too. Seriously where did Linda come from? And you’re right Devon definitely looks like Linda without a doubt 😂
@@chrisdooley1184it's okay, just touch yourself at night. #onelife
@@chrisdooley1184 Its clearly an effeminate boy in a wig. Not sure how he identifies but he's definitely male.
"Bowser is a predator" stays, Devin is a lolcow, but I'm not about to drop one truth for another one. They both can be mocked simultaneously
Boswer mad because Smokey's gonna have kids and Bowser isn't lmao
Hell, Earl's hella mad Smokey's got a real woman (hi AnDRAMAda!) While all he's got is his imaginary "Roxanne"
@@MrTheBaron *a real, of age woman
Earl can't even get laid let alone have kids, lol!
Bowser is salty not JUST because no woman would ever want to be with him, he's also literally too small to be able to penetrate. Earl will live his entire life as a wizard, 100%, and I think deep down he knows it. It's why he acts out. It's why he tries too hard. His life isn't worth living and nobody will ever want to share it, and it EATS HIM UP INSIDE
And I bet he's _livid_ Kiwi has a kid.
Earl: you'll die before 45!!!
Also earl: *a predator that'll probably get murdered in the worst way possible in prison once he's caught*
Inmates don't care about people who have been touchy with under-aged people, just those who get touchy with children.
*cue Jupiter spiraling after Smokey mentioned that Idaho has the death penalty for pedophilia now*
@@DeltaPi314 >under-aged people
>Children
Difference please?
@@DeltaPi314 we can dream, no...? ;)
so what was his crime? i didnt watch all of the videos
he accidently touched the chest of a 17 yo? and watches anime for girls?
You get a cease and desist BEFORE anything with court. The whole point is that if you don't cut the crap, we will take you to court. It's not a legally binding thing, you cant nullify them. It's not a legally enforceable document. It's a warning that if you don't stop legal stuff will happen. Literally any lawyer can send one. You can ignore one without breaking the law. It just means that if you violate the cease and desist that the party who gave it to you will sue you.
Source: My wife is a lawyer.
shoutsout to lawyer wife
It's kind of in the name. It can be translated as "stop and cut that shit out"
@@incredibleflameboy exactly
also when you get them on youtube it's like 99% sure that it's an intimidation tactic and they never had any real intention to sue you
edit: oops wasn't at that point in the video yet. i was referring more to one youtuber sending it to another
Cool “story” bro.
Always one of them.
“My girlfriend this…. My best friend says ….”
And I read it online.
I’ve seen Smokey in person and can confirm that is indeed him. He really prides himself in his neo-German mustache
We hang out all the time and he just tells me he's a huge Charlie Chaplin fan
The "toothbrush" mustache is a simple deterrent. Keeps Rax at bay. We all know he's terrified of a toothbrush.
Wait he isnt a large Hawaiian man?
Smokeys German Hawaiian? Huh that's new
NOOOO!!! My fantasy of him being a Hawaiian troll tormenting Chris has been ruined!!!
Wait wait wait, his full name is Earl DAVID Dube?? He used his MIDDLE NAME as his alias for calling the Imagine theaters? I new he was regarded but this is a whole new level
my theory on that is that he thought it was 1000 level big brain move. you see, he didn't lie in the call so it wasn't fraud or wrong.
Earl is a predator
And an incel
They're just cawtoons
I am nawt a pwedatur
Pwedatewh*
@@alonzooop not mutually exclusive 🤔
Life Hack for white bowser:
...You're a predator
Beating white bowser so often, one becomes hawaiian Mario
Damn Smokey's unborn children cant catch a break from all these weirdos 😭😭
I feel like Devon is doing Bowser stuff as a ‘revenge’ for what happened with Jupiter. He thought Jupiter was “his lolcow”, and thinks bowser is “your lolcow” so him covering Bowser is some sort of justice to him
💯
that is just so sad
Imagine wanting your own lolcow.
That's sad.
That's beyond pathetic honestly. Is this world even real? Can people be as delusional as Bowsuh and Raxx amd Larson seem to be and it be legitimate? That's actually terrifying to think about.
People like him annoy me. Yes its fun to farm these guys for content but at the end of the day they are still dangerous creeps who need to be brought to justice.
Let's take a moment to acknowledge that some years down the line Smokey is gonna be part of some Down the Rabbit Hole type history of Earl
Or make Geno metha moments where he will talk about himself on the third person as part of the history once he starts his magnum opus "Wait bawsa, a comprehensive history".
I said it on live, but I'll say it here too: I feel like doxxing Smokes ends up like when someone doxxed dril. Everyone was like "oh ok whatever" and left them alone cause no one cared who they were IRL. You'll be fine.
I don't get how earl sees himself as the goodguy yet tries doxxing someone.
Smokey could use it against Earl and possibly get him jail time
@@ToiletWarrior27 ....no? For breaking what law? Having a phonebook?
@@dissrapsif the intent is to make someone fear for their life (which was definitely Earl’s goal) or if it’s to incite others to harm said person, it’s 100% illegal.
@@dissraps Hey wait... Earl is that you?
Earl is the living embodiment of that meme where the dudes riding the bike, puts stick in the spokes, crashes, then blames someone else.
A cease and desist letter doesn’t go through court. A lawyer sends it on behalf of a client or company, to you or your management team personally. It’s sent as a promise to take you to court if you don’t ’Cease and desist’.
it doesn't need to be done by a lawyer. anyone can do it.
you should sent it notarized(or whatever what you call a mechanism in your country for having receipt of delivery of known letter content) though, then you can use it later in court as proof of that you had notified them that what they were doing was not ok - also it scares people more than an email, heck most people will think it's a court order.
No it's sent as a THREAT, that they MIGHT take you to court
@@dissraps If you don’t stop.
@@lasskinn474yeah i gotta admit, i got one that even though i knew it was full of shit, it still scared me half to death to get it. My blood ran cold lol. (It was a boss who was convinced they invented smtg they sooo did not invent and thought i was leaking their proprietary concept by simply saying that i formerly worked in the field of X on my linkedin... it's a very well known area of sociology lol, if you start typing the first several letters into google it autocompletes 🙄 they sent me a cease and desist simply for using this phrase that gets hundreds if not thousands of results on jstor and ppl have whole careers in)
Bowser has become the pinnacle image in my mind of the "iT's JuSt a DrAwInG BrO, ShE's 4000 YeArS oLd" people and I honestly couldn't ask for a better image.
That Hitler mustache smile guy pic was fuckin hilarious
Y'know, I wonder if Earl thinks his life is like an anime since that's how he described the groping. Does he imagine the bomb threat thing as "I was tricked by the villains! I fell to a trap!!!" or something like that?
Is it just me or does Bowser age like fifteen years every time He has a new setup/camera? Dude's aging worse than a literal corpse. Not even corpses decay this fast.
Earl’s convincing me to stop drinking just so I outlive him.
Wishing death onto others is just an insane thing to do, Earl.
Also the White Bowser, Earl Dube, is a predator. And Devon is a comedy bovine.
Earl kinda reminds me of cyraxx when he does this.
To him saying the most vile cruel things are justified
@@Mewdo45 It's especially egregious when you realize they almost always resort to this when they're confronted with some of the heinous things they've done. These guys are unhinged.
Wishing 2nd hand smoke death on unborn children is the worst thing I've laughed at in a long while
Dudes insults are as vile as cyraxx lol
Earl really kinda reminds me of Cartman from South Park. Like, he’s definitely not as “smart” as Cartman, but the character traits are uncanny
Smokey's from Louisville, Kentucky? Shit, no wonder he a GOAT. Man's living in Muhammad Ali's hometown!
The Louiseville slugger 2.0
Kentucky residents are Goated
And Static Major’s stomping grounds. R.I.P. Static Major
Devon is a Lolcow
Bowser is a Predator
Enough said
the white bowser saying he never said he was a predator even though he apologised for being a predator
Kinda like cyraxx
“I suffered a mass psychotic delusional episode” is probably the one true thing that Earl said like ever
Also Earl is still suffering from a delusional episode and he doesn’t know it
How do you accidentally touch someone's chest for ten seconds?
Ten seconds is an alarming amount of time for that "accident".
"Im angwy as fuck Earl". Bruh, every single time you imitate Earl, I lose my shit. Never fails.
No, baby boy, it is you who wecieved a cease and desist.
*deswist
No
"Devon touches the poo"
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
Earl dube is a predator "HIGH MY NAME IS DAVID"
I’m sowey to distaub you at this time but do a lot of kids woak at your theatuh?
I feel bad for hes actual cousin named david
Dawid
Devon is a lolcow, but at least he's not Jupiter
Hes only slightly above Jupiter.
Sniffing chrises dirty shoes is pretty low
The face reveal gives the same vibe as Chris Chan ‘revealing’ the ‘faces’ of the trolls. Lmao. Big ups Smokey!
Best part is I can now file a restraining order on him
I would ask if White Bowser kisses his mother with that mouth, but then we would probably have an second Chrischan on our hands.
Devon the type of dude to follow the popular kids around and say he's popular
"I'M NOT A LOLCOW!" is precisely what a lolcow would say 😂
Hewwo this is David, you see I got this this cousin and...
(His name is also David)
Devon helps preds. Remember the Jupiter interview he tried to stop it
That’s true. He was so upset over not being able to join himself that he tried to get Jupiter out of there.
@@SmokeyMcC BTW check the Jupiter thread on the Kiwi Farms bro, looks like Devon is using Earl to troll Jupiter. Its a long story.
I will never be over the fact that Earl claims there was a bomb threat in a message that makes absolutely 0 insinuation towards explosives. If that’s a bomb threat than That Vegan Teacher is the greatest eco-terrorist our world has ever seen. At this point I’m convinced Cobes might be cooking with more gas than Earl.
Well here we are once again, Earl Dube is freaking out because his "master plan" didn't work, now all of Earl's disgusting past is being exposed, and it also seems like people from Earl's past are coming out and telling people that Earl has always been a disgusting predator online and offline
And to think, we told him years ago to just leave the internet and it will be all over...
I just saw Club Doom post a screenshot of a woman who went to high school with Da Pwedatuh, she said he SAd and harassed her all throughout high school.
@@WobblesandBean do we know what earl's childhood was like? Was his family sexually abusive to him? Was he molested or groomed as a kid?
Earl is making a thousand calculations per second and they are all wrong
Earl as someone who has cancer I really don't think it's kind to wish that on anyone. Big ups smokey Devon is a lolcow and Oh ya Bowser you are still a pred.
Again I don't understand how he considers himself the goodguy while yelling death threats at smokey.
@@Mewdo45 I have been watching this saga unfold since like a month after the 110 autism. Bowser just want the trad Catholic wife with a bunch of kids and live the cool main character life. I've seen him justify everything that he's done and it's still is crazy that he will try to lie and say that he didn't tell veterans and trans members to go off themselves. Just because he doesn't have the screenshots in front of him just because he said something doesn't mean that he's a bad person in his mind. Watch I'm telling you now after a while he's going to say that he never wished cancer on anybody or death
@luciuscreeps7494
I know the full story too, he has a main character complex, like you said.
What I don't get is how he cam be this delusional.
This is verging of cyraxx levels of crazy
Do the Gerson Protocol man. Buy the books, make the juice and change your lifestyle. Bad diet is likely what caused it in the First place. 🙏
Smokey, he's beginning to exhibit very manic behavior. Looks like a trip back to Henry Ford Chicken Kitchen is on the to do list.
Imagine Earl laughing at some random Kentucky man's obituary, cuz he keeps doxxing the wrong people. 😐
CCDN is speedrunning lolcowdom.
He did some cool glitch% with being a lolcow.
Bowser is a predator, nuff said.
I can’t believe this is what Earl thinks winning is
Bowser is easily among my most hated horrorcows.
If he keeps it up, he’ll probably just get awested for twesspassing
Him throwing words in like fucking "arithmetic" is so funny to me, man's got a speech impediment that's usually worked out in 2nd grade but his vocabulary sometimes hits 3rd grade.incredible.
Earl is just mad that his reputation as a predator will outlive him and he doesn't know any other way to express himself than to wish death upon others.
The line about Bowser being the Cyrax to your Marty hits alot more after the "baby boy" line
He’s the KING baby boy!
dev on
Du be
a lolcow
😬 this is so incredibly factual though omg
Club Doom be like
Watch out Smokey, he’s calling you baby boy a LOT. Puts you right in the age range Bowser is hunting for.
The cease and desist part had me laughing. It’s like any time trolls make his life suck, Bowser goes out of his way to dig the hole deeper.
20 minutes I've watched, I've laughed til I cried, that Police report part, has Me clutching My sides, without provocation, he tells the poor cop, an open admission, of his chest gwoping flop, thank You for playing this close to the chest, of all David's vids, this one is the best! REH REH REH!
I noticed when people take enjoyment from bragging about how they are going to "outlive" someone, those people always treat their own body like sh*t. They use it as a way to comfort themselves because deep down, they know they don't take care of their body. My brother has told me how he'll outlive all of us (all his siblings), but he doesn't have a doctor, never goes to see a doctor, has health issues he refuses to see a doctor about it, and has a terrible diet.
Bigs ups pimps, can’t believe bowser keeps taking these L’s
Devon got some skeletons in his closet fr
Its fr seeming like it
@@SmokeyMcC why though. It's not fair that people like him or me can't feel discust to pedophilc behavior!
25:48 smokes you could make a 5 hour video and i would happily watch it all. You are one of my favorite creators out there🥰🥰❤️
Devon is a lolcow, also The White Bowser is a Predator.
Bill Klacks had me laughing harder than I should have
Two and a half minutes in and Devin is giving me flashbacks of a former friend who tried to make himself part of a bit of drama instead of just commenting on it. I don't think this boy knows how he's gonna make a fool of himself.
The funniest part is that Bowser really thinks he's winning with these emails.
This dude and Cyraxx literally the same person, you're literally HIS MARTY WITHOUT TRYING!!!!
Smokey, if you ever need any chess lessons just remember i live right down the road from you in Kentucky. Much love to you Brian Rizzo aka SmokeyMcC
Devon is a lolcow. Great video as always Mr. Smokey.
All the "baby boys" makes him seem like he's into you 😂
the employees at that theater must feel like fast food employees looking at two women outside their workplace fight so much that it escalates to a police intervention
Smokey full name is Jim Cornette of Louisville Kentucky
These mudshow lolcows have nothing on the greats from my day… By god Brian.. do you remember in the gardens when Fedsmoker would make his entrance and they would go crazy. The brilliant ring psychology of Terry a davis. Now we have these goofs like bowser and Jupiter that are out there using nothing but gimmicks to get over
@@SmokeyMcCcan confirm, I met him yelling at a Wendy's
Well, wouldn’t you know who won the pony?
Does that make White Bowser the Young Bucks?
@@AgentPineapple41 more like Thunder Rosa
As a member of the smokeymcc community i can confirm i am a danger...
...to predators like
Devon is absolutely a lolcow. He exhibits all the classic traits
I would pay for a dramatic reading of all of Earl's emails to smokey in an hr+ long video lmao
"You keep saying i groped someone when i clearly didn't" bro YOU POSTED ABOUT IT! It's right there on the internet for everyone to see. Earl has clearly never heard of a digital footprint 💀
Devon can replace Larson in our Lolcow lives
Devon Larson😂
Devon is a lolcow and white bowser is a predator
"a predator, white bowser is"
-Yoda, probably
16:40 How TF is this interrupted as a 💣 threat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Earl Dube is a predator
Bowser, there is a easy solution to this problem! 🌁
“Email in bio, baby boy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Earl Doobie-Tomlinson really out here childing people.
"It's just cartoons, stalker. Enjoy prison."
21:50 Really gives off some Cyraxx vibes, lol
Earl Dube is the Donald Trump of Lolcows: Admits to doing something, then lies and says he didn't do it.
He talks like him too. You know when Trump tells a story like, "this woman came up to me and said this oddly specific thing which totally didn't happen--"
EARL DOES THAT SHIT ALL THE TIIIIIIIME
They touch women the same too
They also post long winding posts on social media or in earl’s case emails. Of course Earl doesn’t post in all caps like Donald Trump.
Trump derangement syndrome? Now your the lolcow
TROOOOOOOOMPFFFFTT!!!! EVERYTHING IS TROOOOOOMPFT
Great video! I always chill to your content when I'm chilling before bed. I know, like you said at the end of the video, no matter how crap my day was, at least I'm not The White Bowser. Haha. Thanks for the content man.
When you said "he went full Tomlinson" I thought he was going to make mass legal claims or something.
I did not expect this…..
Earl digging the hole deeper with each email, the little guy can't stop losing
This has to be the most unhinged we've seen the koopa in a while, especially towards the later half of the video. Keep up the good videos, Smokey!
Every time Im having a shitty week/day, you always come along with uplifting words. Just wanted to say thank you for that.
with Danny boy in jail Devon is making a late run for the lolcow awards 2024!
Why won’t this goofball just give up 😭
Because his dumbass can't take the L and leave 💀💀💀💀
I just watch a grown man obsessing over soiled diapers. I can survive and believe anything now! I've seen the void, it saw me back, and it is afraid. And so am I.
man, you always manage to cheer me up with your end pep talk, thanks for all your hard work in exposing and creating such entertaining videos of these weirdos smokey, much love from germany!
earl can’t touch his toes
Can’t touch his knees 😂
Unfortunately he can touch his 1 millimetre defeater.
Touches underaged girls as well
Bro can’t even see his toes