Tophiachu - A Tik-Tok Horror Story Ft. Papachu

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  • čas přidán 3. 07. 2023
  • This video was definitely something that I never thought I would make but here we are. This video tells the story of 2/4 of the Slidell family and all the nonsense that comes with it. Hope y’all enjoy the video my friends💯
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  • @P_ssLord
    @P_ssLord Před 10 měsíci +766

    "I want prostitutes.... EVERYWHERE. I have my reasons." That was fucking disgusting but also fucking hilarious

    • @LegatoBlue
      @LegatoBlue Před 7 měsíci +60

      I'm both disgusted by it and impressed dudes wife was RIGHT THERE 😭

    • @mymelody4811
      @mymelody4811 Před 6 měsíci +23

      fr
      like what were his reasons??

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před 4 měsíci

      @@mymelody4811he has his reasons

    • @tt.tt.tec9
      @tt.tt.tec9 Před 4 měsíci +5

      he just like me

    • @daveium4408
      @daveium4408 Před 3 měsíci

      @@tt.tt.tec9literally me, i have my reasons

  • @paulagalore5543
    @paulagalore5543 Před rokem +1170

    “I am 58 years old and I am teething” took me flat out 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @naelyneurkopfen9741
      @naelyneurkopfen9741 Před 11 měsíci +23

      I read this right as he said it! Wtf!?😂

    • @NessWithABeard
      @NessWithABeard Před 11 měsíci +50

      Hearing him say "teething" repeatedly confused me a bit.

    • @Eren-dl5cs
      @Eren-dl5cs Před 11 měsíci +91

      TEETHING‼️ TEETHING‼️ TEETHING‼️‼️‼️

    • @NessWithABeard
      @NessWithABeard Před 11 měsíci +24

      @@Eren-dl5cs I still don't see why he had to repeat that.

    • @jpong122
      @jpong122 Před 10 měsíci +7

      absolute gold

  • @cjthebusta3721
    @cjthebusta3721 Před rokem +1647

    That entire family fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch rolling into a psych ward. It's like watching a real life Hills Have Eyes.

    • @TheARCTrooper7529
      @TheARCTrooper7529 Před rokem +158

      I was thinking how much she looks like Andre the Giant in drag

    • @alicemalice1047
      @alicemalice1047 Před rokem +79

      OH MY GOD SHE DOES LOOK LIKE ANDRE

    • @w_h_y1112
      @w_h_y1112 Před 11 měsíci +56

      @@TheARCTrooper7529at least Andre was in the slightest attractive bc he wasn't terribly insufferable 😭

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Před 10 měsíci +34

      Yt banned me for saying this about her.
      I CAN'T believe somebody hit that.
      I can't stand to even look at that.

    • @ArseAllowance
      @ArseAllowance Před 9 měsíci +11

      ​@@ClickClack_Bamdesperation can lead to some really down badness

  • @scottbailey5899
    @scottbailey5899 Před rokem +1772

    If the Boondocks ever get rebooted, Papachu would make a good parody character. Imagine Papachu vs Uncle Ruckus debate.

    • @MikeHuntBFPD
      @MikeHuntBFPD Před rokem +262

      "taking the white man out the white house? Its The White house not the Babboon house" - Uncle Ruckus

    • @falconmclenny7284
      @falconmclenny7284 Před rokem +26

      Papachu vs jimmy rebel

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 Před rokem

      @@MikeHuntBFPD "now listen here ya filthy revitoligo having ignoramus! i oughtta whoop ya ass outta my god damn town like the rest of those worthless bastards!" -Papachu

    • @RAC00NFANGIRL
      @RAC00NFANGIRL Před rokem +40

      Dude I bet that shit would be hilarious

    • @mooglaroomike8337
      @mooglaroomike8337 Před rokem +36

      HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKIN KILLIN ME I CAN'T! 999 "ZILLION" DOLLARS! LMAO!!! I ACTUALLY CAN'T BRO

  • @jojoeatsflan8236
    @jojoeatsflan8236 Před rokem +954

    New rule: anything ending in "chu" is gonna funnel into chaos.
    Pamperchu, Sonichu, Topiachu/Papachu.
    Any user name ending in "chu" strikes fear into all

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 Před rokem +1

      It’s the fact that weebs and their creepy Pervy anime’s are directed at predators, and that is why so many degen lolcows come out as anime fans

    • @jaeydec9163
      @jaeydec9163 Před 11 měsíci +82

      pikachu and all his ancestors are the only exception to this rule

    • @Falanx316
      @Falanx316 Před 10 měsíci +29

      The Pokémon community is where all failures start

    • @comradeshrimp
      @comradeshrimp Před 10 měsíci +21

      Kinda like when things end in "-gate"

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 Před 10 měsíci +6

      I was going to say Stargate but Stargate is dead and buried so your point still stands.@@comradeshrimp

  • @moni7803
    @moni7803 Před rokem +629

    its so funny bc the dress being sent to her in the wrong size was her fault. she saved the dress in S size to her amazon wishlist lol

    • @cotton_hill
      @cotton_hill Před rokem +1

      Ahahahaha and she used that to try to get pity from ppl. Fucking pathetic

  • @HillbillyWizard
    @HillbillyWizard Před rokem +3193

    The whole situation feels like someone attempted to clone Chris-Chan, then just let the failures run loose

    • @connorscanlan2167
      @connorscanlan2167 Před rokem +222

      Isn't attempting to clone Chris-Chan and creating a failure ... a success?

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 Před rokem +121

      ​@@connorscanlan2167white Bowser might be the next Chris Chan. Cyrax is gonna be America's answer to Drachenlord

    • @connorscanlan2167
      @connorscanlan2167 Před rokem +39

      @isaigutierrez1617 WhiteBowser is honestly my favorite current lolcow. He's just the right amount of infuriatingly smug and hilariously easy to set off. Plus, it's kind of rewarding to watch how he tries to "absolve" himself, because you can use it as a lesson on how not to be.

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 Před rokem +37

      @@connorscanlan2167 I still can't get over how him and Chris Chan were at the same brony convention in 2017. A new Lolcow was awakening and we never knew

    • @connorscanlan2167
      @connorscanlan2167 Před rokem +45

      @@isaigutierrez1617 It's something about Sonic, MLP, and "ecchi anime" that attracts a disproportionate level of lolcows.

  • @CosmicChaiLatte
    @CosmicChaiLatte Před 11 měsíci +279

    Imagine getting fired for always showing up to work smelling strongly of body odor and urine.

    • @Alessiaiaia
      @Alessiaiaia Před 9 měsíci +51

      My question is just, HOW can someone be so unaware of their body odor?? Like actually it’s baffling to me

    • @novemberblake9505
      @novemberblake9505 Před 9 měsíci +60

      @@Alessiaiaiayou often become “smell blind” if you’re continuously exposed to a certain smell. I thought I had no discernible odor at all until my boyfriend told me that I really smell like dog sometimes 😭 I just didn’t know because I always smell my dog.
      I’m more confused about how you yourself don’t feel gross, itchy and uncomfortable after not showering long enough to smell like that

    • @Alessiaiaia
      @Alessiaiaia Před 9 měsíci +25

      @@novemberblake9505 ohh makes sense😭 But the fact that she keeps denying and ignoring it when she literally got fired from it is CRAZYYY lmaoo

    • @tj8888
      @tj8888 Před 4 měsíci +2

      There was one 🆙 the road @ the cvs but here lately haven’t been seeing him hmmm 🤔 wonder 💭 if he got a notice 😂

    • @idiotperson5555
      @idiotperson5555 Před 4 dny

      and the favt tophia admits to not wiping after she pees or never washes her hands 😅

  • @garrettecstasy1568
    @garrettecstasy1568 Před rokem +384

    I’m so stoned papachu is genuinely freaking me out by how little sense he’s making

    • @happinessretracted8667
      @happinessretracted8667 Před 9 měsíci +8

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Yeebles34
      @Yeebles34 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Same. Smoking some Kush Mints and that shit combined with this is mind bending...

    • @THEWHITEBOY503
      @THEWHITEBOY503 Před 7 měsíci +19

      dude I'm so fucked up rn I'm rewatching this shit, i cannot BREATHE watching the papachu segment bro " I AM 🦷🦷TEETHING ‼️‼️🗣️ TEETHING 🗣️‼️"
      im so fucked up 💀💀

    • @akaga434
      @akaga434 Před 3 měsíci +2

      LMAO

    • @g0th_
      @g0th_ Před 11 dny +2

      ​@@THEWHITEBOY503 i think he's teething ....

  • @MrTheBaron
    @MrTheBaron Před rokem +2597

    2 things to take away from this:
    1. Avoid Tiktok at all cost
    2. Never, I mean NEVER end your internet with the "-chu" suffix

  • @user-pb8ce6ki9z
    @user-pb8ce6ki9z Před rokem +769

    Letting schizophrenia run unchecked is an absolute nightmare.

    • @praisesaintpablo
      @praisesaintpablo Před rokem +52

      our demonstration example is daniel larson

    • @birdie8006
      @birdie8006 Před rokem +76

      not for everyone. papachu is god and will be receiving $9,999,999,999,999,999 a year

    • @cabriskus4700
      @cabriskus4700 Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@praisesaintpablodude idk why but that dude lives rent free in my head. I always think about him, usually with these cases I have pure utter hatred. But with him (his actions are horrible no doubt) I like feel bad. Seeing him as a kid, state knowing he’s not all that home and them basically letting him walk loose. The system failed him badly.

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před 7 měsíci

      There is no fix no cure and meds do not help so ignorant statment

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@cabriskus4700you want people who dont conform to your standards put in boxs where they cant offend your lil bubble 😮

  • @sidneyjones8245
    @sidneyjones8245 Před rokem +327

    I think the reason people are so upset about the teen corn is because of the context of her having a Pinterest of Asian boys… like children children… so yeah her history of corn is unsettling when you think about who she is *really* interested in

    • @optiquemusic6204
      @optiquemusic6204 Před rokem +28

      As an Android user who browses on Chrome, I'll take your word that when you auto-rotate Safari on IOS, it shows all of your open tabs. Sounds kind of annoying, actually.

    • @alicemalice1047
      @alicemalice1047 Před rokem

      Fucking everything about Apple is annoying

    • @averysspookshowspectacular6205
      @averysspookshowspectacular6205 Před rokem +109

      That makes more sense now. I've always thought the category of "teen" on those sites is weird, but it also seemed weird to freak out on someone for using them. We all know it means 18 and 19. But yeah, okay, having a Pintest of little Asian boys makes it much more worrysome.

    • @squantchzero
      @squantchzero Před rokem +27

      This is the comment I was looking for. thank you for more context. I am sure it was mentioned in the video, but I can be a bit spacey at times.

    • @Aaron-mj9ie
      @Aaron-mj9ie Před 10 měsíci +18

      Okay, thank you for the context. I was like, "That's... Not a problem in and of itself, right?"

  • @ghhhp
    @ghhhp Před 11 měsíci +281

    people don’t understand what living with a guy like her dad your entire life would actually do to your mental health lol

    • @shewow8612
      @shewow8612 Před 10 měsíci +76

      And given what he was saying about what people should do to their children, I would be surprised if he hadn't done some horrible things to her growing up, possibly her brother, as well. Most schizophrenics are not predators, but his own words and actions towards underage girls show that he clearly is. That is a house of horrors.

    • @CrystaICupid
      @CrystaICupid Před 9 měsíci +1

      yeah and going off the details we have (like Tophia saying she's never gone to the dentist) I think its safe to assume she was also neglected

    • @ethanuel444
      @ethanuel444 Před 7 měsíci

      yeah he’s schizo for sure

    • @tinygrim
      @tinygrim Před 4 měsíci

      True that. He's totally mentally ill. Bi polar at its worse , with sprinkles of schizo defective disorder. And who knows.

    • @tinygrim
      @tinygrim Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@shewow8612 schizo defective disorder and severe bipolar with aggression.

  • @16mopey
    @16mopey Před rokem +227

    Anyone else wondering what unholy abomination of a child would be made of she hooked up with chris chan.

    • @joeschmoe3815
      @joeschmoe3815 Před rokem +65

      Dear Lord. Such eldritch abominations must not be spawned into this world.

    • @triplehearts914
      @triplehearts914 Před rokem +65

      you think the weirdness would just cancel itself out and they'd end up with a normal kid?

    • @starspeculation
      @starspeculation Před rokem +49

      My guess is a very violent, impulsive,and non-verbal child.
      Like, would raid the fridge amd eat too much, shit everywhere, and neither of them would want to put up with him, which might make you feel some pity for him.

    • @GREMIII
      @GREMIII Před 11 měsíci +7

      No the best Will be with cyraxx.

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Před 9 měsíci +11

      The Anti-Christ

  • @Jakal_205
    @Jakal_205 Před rokem +662

    Tophia is something, but the real star of this shitshow is papachu. Tophias behavior makes so much more sense when u see where she spawned from.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever Před rokem +20

      Isn't Papachu her stepdad?

    • @ndqf
      @ndqf Před rokem +15

      @@HeavyMetalBeliever god knows people always changing the answer

    • @trvia
      @trvia Před rokem +1

      He has a mental disorder unfortunately

    • @CrystaICupid
      @CrystaICupid Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@HeavyMetalBelieverI think so? But mamachu says she doesn't know who her real father is so it's probably a safe guess that Papachu played a part in her upbringing

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@trviaso do I, but I don’t act like that.

  • @shainahernandez5492
    @shainahernandez5492 Před 11 měsíci +402

    What sucks about lolcows is that they are never just funny. They always end up being pedophiles.

    • @ownlydown5933
      @ownlydown5933 Před 9 měsíci

      Idk why, but Her, a Big Ugly Woman into Little Asian Boys is just Hilarious to me.

    • @flubbsflubberson
      @flubbsflubberson Před 9 měsíci +63

      This. As of late I've had a hard time retaining my interest in lolcow culture because it always, without fail, takes a turn for the perverse. Really praying KingCobraJFS never ends up that way, he's the last one I feel I can root for.

    • @rd30000
      @rd30000 Před 8 měsíci

      It always starts with Nintendo and ends in pedophilia...a tale as old as time

    • @starfire999x
      @starfire999x Před 8 měsíci

      and if not that, they’re just straight up fucking creepy/perverse in other ways.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers Před 8 měsíci +2

      It’s not a lolcow without a lil TMI

  • @InternetontheGuy
    @InternetontheGuy Před rokem +810

    I always found Papachu waaaayy more interesting than Tophiachu.

    • @TheCutiePatrol
      @TheCutiePatrol Před rokem +60

      Put that tongue away! 🤣

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 Před rokem +48

      I don't think I've laughed so hard at a cow in a long time
      He's just so wacky/insane/creepy holy shit

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před rokem +55

      Tophia is whatever, I think she’s ridiculous as well but papachu is where all the memes are. Those green walls and duct tape crosses. Kinda wonder if they got in trouble for that after being evicted

    • @Max-hq6ky
      @Max-hq6ky Před rokem +1

      Real

    • @SuperBeautifulNoise
      @SuperBeautifulNoise Před rokem +2

      @@TheCutiePatrol 😛

  • @NavigatorPlays
    @NavigatorPlays Před rokem +182

    15:00 literally the funniest Tophiachu moment of all time. Her yelling and screaming while Karen is talking and her mic is muted 😂

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 Před rokem +5

      Better than if she were loudly stuttering at Karen to shut up, like a certain Catholic dude witrh glasses.

    • @manofmoths2092
      @manofmoths2092 Před 11 měsíci +20

      The “Tophia don’t do that” is what really got me

    • @poggoblin8119
      @poggoblin8119 Před 10 měsíci +5

      For me I always just imagine like pig squealing noises and banjo music

  • @buissnessgoblin
    @buissnessgoblin Před rokem +85

    "I want the streets full of prostitutes" as his wife is just standing there recording this...

  • @RozettaVyper
    @RozettaVyper Před rokem +783

    I'm so shocked that the only time Tophiachu ever looked cute was when she was a child. Seriously, you would not guessed that that little girl would grow up into looking like an ogre with an atrocious personality.

    • @thecrock2474
      @thecrock2474 Před rokem +70

      Shes a bigga pigga

    • @garrettmarshall1288
      @garrettmarshall1288 Před rokem

      She’s a dead ringer for a female Wookie.

    • @moni7803
      @moni7803 Před rokem +161

      she got that caveman phenotype

    • @azazellon
      @azazellon Před rokem

      Neanderthal genes still in the genepool I see

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před rokem +96

      @@moni7803she said she got compared to the Geico cavemen a lot in school.

  • @AlmyTheAlien
    @AlmyTheAlien Před rokem +208

    I want to see a religious war between Chris Chan and Papachu.

  • @_hurglet
    @_hurglet Před rokem +429

    A couple years ago I asked myself, "Who the HECK is this Chris Chan guy?"

    • @BaconMaken
      @BaconMaken Před rokem +46

      lolcow content sucked me in when I learned about Chris Chan. I had already known about DSP and he's good for a laugh or two. But the truly crazy cows fascinate me.

    • @falconmclenny7284
      @falconmclenny7284 Před rokem +43

      You too?
      I'm a long distance truckie, I was just looking for something funny to pass the 17 hour days.
      Now here I am. Addicted to lolcows.

    • @Tere225
      @Tere225 Před rokem +7

      Lol boy that's a deep rabbit hole

    • @NoNoDontTouchMeThere
      @NoNoDontTouchMeThere Před rokem +2

      Same here

    • @ManMan-jz9ke
      @ManMan-jz9ke Před rokem

      @@BaconMaken I got sucked into the whole lolcow community from Chris Chan about a month ago and now I’m learning about DSP

  • @AllyJ1141
    @AllyJ1141 Před rokem +183

    You know what?? I came on here to learn about and hate on Tophichu because gross, but now I just feel bad. Growing up with parents like those... who the hell stands a chance? Let's be honest, the girl was doomed from the start to be some pycho weirdo just like the rest of em.

    • @kmfed93
      @kmfed93 Před 9 měsíci +19

      The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

    • @LegatoBlue
      @LegatoBlue Před 7 měsíci +9

      I get where you're coming from but she still chooses to act that way as an adult she doesn't try to change or get away she wants to act that way and wants to live in that environment

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před 7 měsíci

      Yes and channels like this are just bullies spreading hate for cash and views ..so sad

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@LegatoBlueand

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@LegatoBlueif i went through your life and habbits im sure i coukd tear ir apart ..anyones

  • @45noop
    @45noop Před rokem +250

    Knowing that dudes wife is just standing there filming him rant makes it 2x as funny

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 Před rokem +84

    "remove yourself, then game end yourself, then end your family"
    I feel like there are a few order of operation issues here

  • @4ank117
    @4ank117 Před 11 měsíci +66

    Papachu unironically sounds like a hybrid of Mastershake and Meatwad from Aquateen... And that makes me smile.

    • @xdudechillxx4490
      @xdudechillxx4490 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Lmaoo

    • @ScopeOperaSam
      @ScopeOperaSam Před 8 měsíci +2

      I had a bit of a problem with the dude up until you pointed that out and now I'm infinitely amused by him running his mouth. 😂

  • @emiliaserra1333
    @emiliaserra1333 Před rokem +135

    this family needs their own tlc show

  • @chosentonessournotes
    @chosentonessournotes Před rokem +77

    I was seriously concerned of how Tophia and her brother came into this world after looking at their mother… And then I saw Papachu, and it all made sense. The genetics of that family… GodDAMN. They were screwed no matter whose genetics they got.

    • @kozeluv_
      @kozeluv_ Před 11 měsíci +20

      well papachu isn’t her real dad it’s her step dad, mamachu doesn’t know who her real dad is

    • @spf_500
      @spf_500 Před 3 měsíci

      Is he the father of her brother 👀👀

  • @skrublordnord69
    @skrublordnord69 Před rokem +80

    Papachu is on a whole other level than Tony Chase.
    Tony Chase is always scared of the satellite man. Well, my friends, Papachu IS the satellite man.

  • @twinguide
    @twinguide Před rokem +88

    I didn't cringe, but there was definitely some ancient reptilian brain level of discomfort, no lie.

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 Před rokem +110

    I don’t know who or what Topiachu is, but after learning about a certain person, I know anything with “Chu” at the end can’t be good.

    • @aliaslafiera
      @aliaslafiera Před rokem +8

      Chris Chan flashbacks

    • @sacredsin7282
      @sacredsin7282 Před rokem +8

      You’re taking about Pamperchu, right? Learning about his antics scarred me a little.

    • @b1gr3d53
      @b1gr3d53 Před rokem +4

      vietnam chrischan flashbacks

    • @evanjuleen
      @evanjuleen Před 5 měsíci +1

      Pikachu didn't do nuttin to noone. (that we know of😳)

  • @soop597
    @soop597 Před rokem +218

    That cigarette pull after telling every white person to die was the rawest shit ever cyraxx wishes he could be this rad

    • @shayh.3556
      @shayh.3556 Před rokem +14

      Time stamp

    • @cococock2418
      @cococock2418 Před rokem +1

      Actually the gayest thing ever, imagine being black

    • @birdie8006
      @birdie8006 Před rokem +22

      based papachu ice cold remarks compilation

    • @spf_500
      @spf_500 Před 3 měsíci

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @hanniballecter4924
    @hanniballecter4924 Před rokem +57

    I honestly can't believe that Papachu isn't the President of the United states of America. Such a forward thinking individual and a Religious man to boot, wow what a guy.

  • @SkipProductionsYT
    @SkipProductionsYT Před rokem +55

    Papachu is how I imagined crackheads as a kid.
    I was probably right

    • @pseudoruu
      @pseudoruu Před 3 měsíci +3

      for reasons i will not outline... believe me, you're not wrong 😭

  • @Moon_Mann11
    @Moon_Mann11 Před rokem +31

    Papa Chu is a disabled version of Bill Cosby.

  • @assnoots
    @assnoots Před rokem +51

    Tophia’s the literal embodiment of the seven deadly sins combined into one person.

  • @yaggerdamn781
    @yaggerdamn781 Před 9 měsíci +12

    i saw someone say that she looks like one of those droopy 80s bear animatronic characters and i cant unsee it now

  • @hansmoleman2666
    @hansmoleman2666 Před rokem +36

    "the street full of prostitutes" holy fuck that is so god damn funny.

    • @LegatoBlue
      @LegatoBlue Před 7 měsíci +1

      One of the rawest lines I've ever heard in my life and dudes wife is right there as he says it holy fuck 💀

  • @Ceejay639
    @Ceejay639 Před rokem +197

    the problem with the tophiachu community is everyone there is underaged and they get mad at her for homophobia and racism. its not like the cyraxx community or chischan community where people are more edgy trolls.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před rokem +69

      At this point the Chris Chan community has been overrun with stupid zoomers since the geno samuel doc to be fair. Maybe I’m just desensitized at this point but tophia’s “problematic behavior” isn’t even that bad as far as lolcows go.

    • @memelordmarcus
      @memelordmarcus Před rokem +45

      I found it remarkable how reasonable the people on the other end of the Tophiachu discussion were always being, like the woman she was on call with. Normally it's just a bunch of horrible people; the lolcow is horrible, the trolls are horrible, the interviewers and youtubers are horrible, but that wasn't the case here.

    • @asianll8060
      @asianll8060 Před rokem +11

      Nah the fact that their threshold for bad shit is lower just means the cow will react more making them more unhinged which is great the real problem with the tophiachu community is they aren't used to documenting a person like that so alot of the crazy shit slips through the cracks leaving weird gaps in her history and why she's doing something

    • @pixelmaster9964
      @pixelmaster9964 Před rokem +1

      God how dare normal people be opposed to racism and homophobia

    • @lucast3006
      @lucast3006 Před rokem +23

      You’re exactly right. So many people in the Tophiachu community are overly sensitive and offended by everything and it’s just no fun to be around people like that

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses Před rokem +12

    'Every nation is to print 999 zillion dollars and await my instruction'
    I lost it

  • @Rainock-qz5le
    @Rainock-qz5le Před rokem +48

    If there is a chu in your name, your probably associated with a lol cow

  • @featherpony
    @featherpony Před rokem +29

    Remember those Geico commercials?
    "So easy, a Tophiachu can do it." She didn't need any makeup.

  • @Wumpadrumpa
    @Wumpadrumpa Před rokem +172

    “A house is important, but it’s not as important if there’s not a Goku skin in that house” - Smokey, 2023
    Probably the best thing you’ve ever said 😂😂

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před rokem +10

      Goku skin over everything bro😂

    • @ashleypwns6316
      @ashleypwns6316 Před rokem

      Smokey just speaking truth to power.

    • @MissMeowstein
      @MissMeowstein Před rokem

      Why is "read more" over the thumbs down!? lol I corrected it, but if you noticed my fat thumbs apologize lol.

  • @tktalk6900
    @tktalk6900 Před rokem +17

    she looks like if a chowchow was a person

    • @bellacapulet1933
      @bellacapulet1933 Před rokem +7

      I love figuring out what kind of dog breed a person would be and this is so accurate. Cyrax is a hairless Chihuahua.

    • @tktalk6900
      @tktalk6900 Před rokem +5

      @@bellacapulet1933 lmfao that's so accurate

  • @Gestbo
    @Gestbo Před rokem +100

    I was able to catch the preview of this insanity on the podcast but I don't think I'll ever be mentally prepared even with a warning. 10/10 stuff as always.

  • @yourpsychoexgirlfriend
    @yourpsychoexgirlfriend Před rokem +83

    “I want the streets full of prostitutes!”
    “…I have my reasons.”
    💀💀💀

  • @spook9155
    @spook9155 Před rokem +176

    Gen Z giving up isn't the same as some weird 30 year old swamp Andy getting fired for being a disgusting slob and deciding it would become a tik tok star

    • @sleepatterns
      @sleepatterns Před 11 měsíci +17

      lol yeah, it is.
      this is basically a zoomer in a millennial’s body; the result of excessive tiktok use. this is how y’all come off to everyone else.

    • @spook9155
      @spook9155 Před 11 měsíci +38

      @@sleepatterns I don't get you. You live in the same world as me, but you think tik tok is the problem... are you OK?

    • @sleepatterns
      @sleepatterns Před 11 měsíci

      @@spook9155 Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.
      Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

    • @sleepatterns
      @sleepatterns Před 11 měsíci

      @@spook9155
      I was just being a dick but I get what you’re saying, you do got a point. We’re pretty fucked. my bad

    • @spook9155
      @spook9155 Před 11 měsíci

      @@sleepatterns scared

  • @puntodeguardado
    @puntodeguardado Před rokem +16

    tophiachu, paapchu, sonichu,...........OH GOD THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!

  • @jays9869
    @jays9869 Před rokem +42

    Sonichu, Tophiachu and Pamperchu. The trifecta of 'oh dear god please no'.

  • @Six6Sicks
    @Six6Sicks Před rokem +26

    He could have picked ANY number, and he picked one that doesn't exist in mathematics. Classic.

  • @Daemon__Sultan
    @Daemon__Sultan Před 9 měsíci +11

    20:54 Papachu over here instructing countries to create a horrible inflation crisis.

  • @ShrexyGuy
    @ShrexyGuy Před 11 měsíci +37

    Aunt Karen is officially my favorite character in this story. She was caring, stern, but caring. Better than whatever the hell a 'Mamachu' is
    PAPACHU GOT THE AUSTRIAN PAINTER STACHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @frederickdawson2253
    @frederickdawson2253 Před rokem +31

    If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen a lolcow with a thing for Pikachu, I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it crazy how it's happened twice

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Make that thrice. There's Pamperchu.

  • @trygveblacktiger597
    @trygveblacktiger597 Před rokem +79

    Love hos someone named "aunt karen" is the most reasoneble person in this story.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory Před rokem +5

      Never judge a Karen by her name alone, it seems

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 Před rokem +8

      Yup Karen is still just a name

    • @thekendrashow
      @thekendrashow Před rokem +14

      Judge Karen ain’t all that innocent either but yeah she was reasonable in this situation.

    • @AdmiralSloth
      @AdmiralSloth Před rokem +2

      ​@@thekendrashowYeah, these guys don't know Aunt Karen. She's genuinely unhinged.

    • @trygveblacktiger597
      @trygveblacktiger597 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@AdmiralSloth Quiet honestly not that surprised.

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 Před rokem +32

    Okay, Papachu definitely has my attention as a lolcow.

    • @1zzybe3
      @1zzybe3 Před 10 měsíci

      sorry to ask but what is a lolcow?

    • @1zzybe3
      @1zzybe3 Před 10 měsíci

      sorry to ask but what is a lolcow?

    • @moustachio05
      @moustachio05 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​​@@1zzybe3people like Chris Chan basically

  • @SirCaptAsspull
    @SirCaptAsspull Před rokem +42

    I dont think ive seen a tiktok duet that didnt make me cringe
    Like the fact people do them alone makes me cringe

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 Před rokem

      The fact that the app didn’t just bomb and dissapear after the truth about who is profiting from it....
      it’s so sad that China literally has to do nothing but make an app and then sit back and watch American youth destroy themselves with brain rot and cringe.

  • @theBabyChu
    @theBabyChu Před rokem +21

    IDK, but I do kind of feel for her. I realize she has brought all this on herself, but she seems to be functioning on the low mental end of things. Does she say and do nasty things...yes. is she a bigot...yes. does she have any redeeming qualities...probably not. But it seems sad and vaguely unsettling to troll her so hard. If she is mentally delayed in some form (and judging by her comments and actions, she is) then maybe it would just be kinder to ignore her, instead of attempting to drive her further towards some potential mental breakdown or physical self harming. I was told by my mother growing up that, 1. Never add to anyone's pain, and 2. People are doing the best they can at any given moment. (Thank you, mom). Their best might be abysmal, but nonetheless it is all they are capable of.

  • @theangrypuppeteer2968
    @theangrypuppeteer2968 Před rokem +11

    I was legitimately in tears listening to papachu ranting Cyraxx hasn’t even had that effect before😭

  • @asneakylawngnome5792
    @asneakylawngnome5792 Před rokem +25

    Tophiachu looks like Peter Pettigrew if he dressed in drag.

  • @OsamaBinDarrel
    @OsamaBinDarrel Před rokem +10

    That ain’t Mickey Mouse that’s Miguel Mouse 😂

  • @welcometofardio
    @welcometofardio Před 11 měsíci +13

    Didn't people on Tiktok name the Mickey Mouse painting "Mickeychu?" 💀
    Edit: Also I'm pretty sure that Tophia had another job, think it was Pizza Hut although I can't remember, but she was fired because of her bad hygiene

  • @Cobaltoad
    @Cobaltoad Před rokem +17

    ok i usually dont condone people being like "wow this guy is so schizophrenic" because usually its a misuse of the term but holy shit this guy... he cannot be for real... he's literally like a cartoon villain💀💀

  • @Kropothead
    @Kropothead Před rokem +156

    Man, I’m pretty woke by some people’s standards, but I draw the line at folks like Tophia using actual systemic problems to shield herself from criticism. Raxx does the same thing with his appearance. They don’t care what other people go through, but they know people back off when they pretend to care about an abstract issue.
    Edit: A ZILLION ISN’T A REAL NUMBER PAPA

  • @thepatriot1166
    @thepatriot1166 Před 9 měsíci +7

    After seeing that Snorlax twerking, 5 to 10 years have been shaved off my life.

  • @CynnamonSpyder
    @CynnamonSpyder Před rokem +15

    Why would any woman sleep with that man, much less have children with him?

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 Před rokem

      If KingCobraJFS and Couch Chris would have a threesome with a pregnant woman for cigarettes, we can say any woman would do it for a reward

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher Před rokem +6

      Mommachu, probably. She looks completely out of it.

    • @marcrobson6157
      @marcrobson6157 Před 7 měsíci

      She said they met in a nightclub. Her first husband is Tophiachu biological progenitor

  • @cane63106
    @cane63106 Před 10 měsíci +7

    "I want the streets full of prostitutes...I have my reasons..."
    One of the funniest things I've ever heard in my fuckin life! It is a soundbite now.

  • @Ant_105
    @Ant_105 Před rokem +8

    "I understand how you feel, but dont attack tophia" 😂😂😂

  • @ethanpeeples6187
    @ethanpeeples6187 Před 7 měsíci +6

    What kind of psychopath doesnt keep their phone locked in portrait mode.

  • @MrArbiter103
    @MrArbiter103 Před rokem +22

    Managed to not cringe at the first video but I did slip into a coma immediately after, plagued by nightmares. Still gonna call it a win

  • @dudebro8811
    @dudebro8811 Před rokem +5

    I misread the title as pamperchu and had vietnam flashbacks for a second

  • @Steambolt_
    @Steambolt_ Před rokem +10

    Damn that Mickey Mouse would sell for a billion doge coins. She needs to quit TikTok and start making NFTs

  • @PickleAndPearBTBM
    @PickleAndPearBTBM Před 11 měsíci +7

    "I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL BUT PLEASE DONT ATTACK TOPHIA" 💀💀

  • @blazingtrs6348
    @blazingtrs6348 Před rokem +8

    i hope papachu becomes the world's first zillionaire

  • @QueenOfRats13
    @QueenOfRats13 Před rokem +6

    Felt bad, I must have missed when I was gifted a membership in the last stream and only noticed when I saw this vid on my feed so thanks to whoever gifted it, you’re a real GOAT

  • @SKRUNKLES
    @SKRUNKLES Před rokem +13

    Thanks for the upload man, always a good way to keep my mind off of the hard parts of life.

  • @asianll8060
    @asianll8060 Před rokem +39

    i feel like tophiachu is what happens when have someone has the bare minimum requirements for a lolcow like unnatractive so more people make fun of her constant need to respond and horrible parental figures

  • @livbrown5123
    @livbrown5123 Před rokem +5

    Papachu’s zillion dollar speech reminds me of Dr. Evil’s “one million dollars” speech from Austin Powers.

  • @siruseless6650
    @siruseless6650 Před rokem +12

    Oh Lordy, this is gonna be one heck of a video to get to have some breakfast to. Thanks for another good one, Smokey!

  • @jameswright9001
    @jameswright9001 Před rokem +12

    So basically Mick Foley is now part of the Tophiachu lore

    • @MutaScale
      @MutaScale Před rokem

      Hey now, leave poor Mick outta this. That kind, violent and wonderful man should never be compared to these fucks. 😅

    • @GidreeTheBlackDragon
      @GidreeTheBlackDragon Před rokem +1

      Mick Foley is gonna be coming for that LolCow championship

  • @David-Dash-IBA
    @David-Dash-IBA Před rokem +9

    My face is not very expressive at all, but my SOUL cringed at that first tiktok

  • @videodevil2500
    @videodevil2500 Před rokem +12

    Slydell is kind of an awesome last name

  • @quicklistream
    @quicklistream Před rokem +32

    It’s interesting how all these lolcows are so similar to each other

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 Před rokem

      Lazy pathetic gross narcissistic sociopath lying freaks... the whole Lot of them belong in the dirt or behind bars. If they ain’t a predator yet they will be soon when truth comes out.
      Fr tho. Dsp needs to get knocked the fkout

    • @emmanuelcherisme5270
      @emmanuelcherisme5270 Před rokem +2

      I honestly believe they’re a sub specie of humans.

    • @quicklistream
      @quicklistream Před rokem

      @@emmanuelcherisme5270 I was listening to CVG make fun of Cyraxx being an alien walking among us and when the aliens recover his bones they realize “it’s just Chance Wilkins.”

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před rokem +49

    Tophia truly is her father's daughter. I'm looking forward to when her elderly, unhealthy parents shuffle off this mortal coil, and that wretched thing is going to have to take care of herself.

    • @DarkEntries
      @DarkEntries Před rokem

      Sounds like a homecide waiting to happen

    • @RozettaVyper
      @RozettaVyper Před rokem +17

      They got a son too. The son isn't any better. The parents truly failed at raising their now adult children.

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 Před 11 měsíci +12

      The internet is insane bro you just said you’re looking forward to seeing someone’s parents die and life get even worse lolcows must attract sociopaths I guess

    • @arareanddifferenttune3130
      @arareanddifferenttune3130 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@vinny5638yeah that is wild

  • @mellowkellie1731
    @mellowkellie1731 Před rokem +69

    I’m surprised you ended up covering Tophia. I thought she was niche but, I’m glad the tiktok cows are becoming more known.
    Two corrections though!
    1. Tophia is at a motel, the reason she’s using the green screen is to avoid being doxxed (she’s already been dox because of her own incompetence). Other people say it’s to also censor her family (mamachu + brotherchu) from the background but knowing Tophia I doubt that’s true.
    2. That green screen is not her bedroom, her old bedroom had roaches 💀 did not look that nice at all. It’s actually a Pinterest pic I believe.

  • @turbomooth_
    @turbomooth_ Před rokem +15

    For a few months now I've been turning on Smokey every time I'm feeling down. He always entertains me and makes me feel better.

    • @bellacapulet1933
      @bellacapulet1933 Před rokem +2

      I hardly ever smile or get out of bed, but this actually made me laugh out loud it was nice.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před rokem +12

      Glad that the vids are able to help you out my friend. Things always get better though so keep your head high bro cause the bad times will be over before you know it

  • @Tashaparisss
    @Tashaparisss Před rokem +14

    can’t wait for papachu to get his 25$ bail paid

  • @dudeissajoke
    @dudeissajoke Před rokem +1

    "I have my reasons" 😂😂

  • @BurgertubeFounder
    @BurgertubeFounder Před rokem +7

    Papachu is literally just the Disney adaptation of Tony Chase lmao. Don't be fooled, Tony Chase owns all and Papachu is just colluding with the Satellite Man to inflict his tooth decay upon the world.

  • @djcoinlaundry
    @djcoinlaundry Před 9 měsíci +3

    In machiavelli’s “The Prince” he has a chapter about what countries do when they can’t pay their debt, and essentially they just say “we can’t pay it” and that happened to Rome and whoever they owed was like tf? So Rome just invaded them lmao. Basically he says the debtor actually holds the power bcuz the lender is now beholden to you. So papachu is onto something.

  • @the-man-who-bites-his-tongue
    @the-man-who-bites-his-tongue Před 11 měsíci +5

    HE HAS HIS REASONS.

  • @AnimeGames16
    @AnimeGames16 Před rokem +17

    I’d just like to see Papachu and Tony Chase have a conversation about their teeth.

  • @Kahvinporo
    @Kahvinporo Před 9 měsíci +7

    I do unironically like the Mickey Mouse painting.

  • @Arraydeess
    @Arraydeess Před 7 měsíci +3

    It is 2045, Papachu has won. A loaf of bread now costs 1.4 Tophiachu-illion dollars.

  • @kakashisensei38
    @kakashisensei38 Před rokem +7

    Is it just me or every time she wipes her hand on her shirt after eating, just to put her hand RIGHT back in the bag. Drives me insane

  • @sweetnonh7190
    @sweetnonh7190 Před 10 měsíci +3

    This literally is like a rick and morty episode where everything is weird and everyone paranoid

  • @lia4short
    @lia4short Před rokem +1

    i recently came across your channel and this is what i was looking for :)) i love your videos

  • @neonlegend683
    @neonlegend683 Před rokem +10

    Im late to the party, but lmao this cat is unreal. New age Lolcows nowadays think differently and are growing 😂

  • @caitlynryder8639
    @caitlynryder8639 Před rokem +34

    She's only 30!? How does she look so run down?

    • @mars_png.
      @mars_png. Před 10 měsíci +7

      Even worse shes 29 😭

  • @Cowboybebub
    @Cowboybebub Před rokem +5

    Holy shit that dude's a nutcase. Great video, hope you and Mrs smokey had a happy 4th!

  • @allenj4kite
    @allenj4kite Před rokem +1

    Damn S-MC!!!!
    You’ve done it again!
    This is pure entertainment, though it could never replace that goblin Chance!
    There will always be a special place in my heart for him!
    😂😂😂