Cyrax started the week angry as ever, and then it divulged into a sob story pretty quickly. We are going to talk about it all today so I hope y’all enjoy the video 💯 Fred - • Video
Imagine someone that's an actual threat that threatens the life of you and your family But then they stop and say but 1st I'm gonna get my exama under control🤣
There were moments I actually felt bad for Chris. Cyraxx is a fucking demon I really can’t feel bad for him at all. Plus his rampages at William and Marty are funny, especially when he tries to get the cops involved
@@nootnewt9323 right? You could actually (in the old days anyway) feel kinda bad but have a good, well intentioned laugh at Chris because there were times when he knew he was being goofy and corny, and it was genuinely funny and even somewhat endearing. Raxx is a one dimensional histrionic monster and it’s less funny “haha” and more funny “scary”.
Cyraxx is secretly a character who escaped qwickville during the dimensional merge 🥺 that's the only logical reasoning i can think of when it comes to this man being real and looking like he does
i will give him this much, Right Now it makes sense that he's stressed because people have come to his house and he likely feels like someone could pull up on him at any time. however all of this is because of shit he easily could have avoided by simply going offline and also not being a predator
His experiences "battling" trolls have granted him +1 to AC. Unfortunately, the tradeoff is mental instability (Disadvantage on all CHA, WIS and INT checks.) It's not the best deal.
Okay but Cyrax's health problems are probably not because of the trolls but because of the bedbugs. Those things fuck up your body, its kinda terrifying
As someone whose in laws had them let me say they are the worst infestation you could ever have. My God you will struggle to sleep at all itch constantly it's effing horrible.
If you get them you have to literally burn everything. Maybe you can search through a baby blanket, but their eggs are hard to see. New York apparently covers replacement and fumigation because otherwise the whole city would have then. Can’t think of another infestation I’d hate more and can’t.
@@lindboknifeandtool Problem with Cyrax is that he's barely willing to leave his house for anything let alone bunk somewhere else to get his house fumigated and we know his parents are irresponsible enough to just leave him like that if it hasn't totally spread from the attic, effectively meaning he will just rot like that
I find incredibly funny that the whole "presenting penis" thing became a running theme in a Cyrax novel. He does it, now random dudes also do it. At one point Marty or William are going to unzip for Cyrax, to complete the poetic circle
I like when Cyraxx’s insult well runs dry so he reverts to using insults that have been directed at him like “little goblin” Also, eczema doesn’t start because of stress. You already have to have it in order for “stress” to reactivate it
Effeminate? Idk I wouldn't call Cyrax a Femboy since they're supposed to be attractive. I'd say his lungs are more that of a 90 year old meth addict that's been smoking since the age of 4
Always love your cyrax coverage. You should do a video on when Chris was in a suit welcoming Ivy supposedly going to visit him. Talking like a baby and saying my mommy and I.
as someone who has fibromyalgia (not curable afaik) and im in constant aching pain all over my body everyday, i almost felt bad for Cyrax's condition, but then I realized it's Cyrax.
Oof I hope things get better for you and they find some good treatments at least. That's rough. But Cyrax is completely blowing stress induced eczema (which I have a form of) out of proportion. I'm not saying it CANT get that bad. I'm just saying that proper hygiene and stuff like simple stress management can stop it from getting anywhere near that point. So he's done this to himself.
I have trouble believing you got fibromyalgia considering it's a condition that effects the elderly and is VERY hard to diagnose.... Had an ex claim she had it and now she doesn't ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bostonmeadhorn4897it most commonly effects the elderly, but young people can still get it. I went to high school with a girl that had it and it was awful.
@@bostonmeadhorn4897 you arent wrong that its extremely hard to diagnose since all you can basically do is rule everything else out. after about 8 months of going in and out of hospitals and specialists they all came to the conclusion its fibromyalgia, so maybe they're wrong but afaik it is that.
Could you imagine just working at a train station and then one day come across Chance creeping out the place without knowing who he is. You'd be on the phone with Zak Bagans reporting a haunting.
What do you think goes through Chance's mind when he is doing the hard-man routine and there is nothing but laughter coming back his way? I try to look into his eyes to tell if anything is registering, like, "hey this isn't working and could even be making me look like more of a laughingstock," but for more reasons than one, I can't make it out. Those reasons are his eyes are sideways and his face is as blank as somebody whose mind is run by a hamster on a wheel, and the hamster offed itself years ago after seeing no other option to escape.
@@funkyweapon1981 Well said. I’m betting it’s a coping mechanism. He’s not trying to convince Marty he’s hard, he’s trying to convince himself he’s hard. He has to know it’s never worked, but it’s all he’s got.
I don't think anything is going through his mind. He is so into rage mode, nothing else is registering. He may hear Marty talking but nothing Marty is saying is getting through to him. As he works himself up, he gets deeper into delusions that everyone else is cowering in fear.
Mannnn you're seriously one of my fave channels right now. I'm going through a horrible bipolar episode and you reminding me to light up and enjoy my day helps. I listen to your videos to calm down, you have a very distinct way of speaking and it's calming honestly. Thanks man, you're one of the little things keeping me going right now.
Thoughts with ya man. Mental health ain't no joke is it. Anyway. Always go forward man. And when its too bad to handle, take a look at Cyraxx and realize it ain't as bad as ya think
It's actually pretty funny how Marty has gotten Cyraxx wrapped around his finger, and can play his games with him, and get him each and every time! Cyraxx once said that he lives in Marty's head? and while that maybe true? But it's even more so with how much Marty lives rent free in Cyraxx's little pea-brain!
20:42 he does not hate the trolling. He loves the attention. If the attention and trolls went away, he will really lose it. This is probably the happiest he’s ever been in life. Having people pay attention to him, any attention including negative attention, is what he wants more than anything.
Even the cops that HE called told Cyrax to take his computer, shut it off and get rid of it, and magically all his problems will go away, but he refused. Imagine when he does piss off the wrong person, he calls the cops, they won't show up.
Man Smokey your videos brudda get me through the work days laughing at the goblin king. I'm not gonna lie, Cyrax has filled that Sonichu shaped hole for more content we've been all missing for the Prisonchu Saga. I really think Cyrax may get his own Gobowiki or Encyraxipedia
I can't believe he doesn't already have a dedicated wiki. And while it isn't the same, it's a different kind of fun that's keeping me going through "The Great Drought". Hopefully one day we can laugh at both at the same time again. I got into Cyrax like a couple months after the arrest so I haven't observed both at the exact same time yet.
@@SpiralPoliFemboy Let's ride on the Cyrazy Racing Nation together and laugh the whole way away. But in all seriousness Cyrax is just as entertaining with his goblin rage as much as Chris. It may not be as nutty, but the Clyde Cash of Music Biz Marty is just revving those engines to maximum laughing fits for me.
@@ShippoFoxD Agreed. It's great to be in a golden age of a certain lolcow. Always wondering what your cow will do next. I imagine this is how people felt in 2009 with Chris. Chris Chan's story feels like a real life cartoon/anime mixed with the horror of a manchild's ruin. The grittiness is beneath the surface whereas with Cyrax, it's a gritty story up front that's less colorful and more volatile. Both have their unique flavors and I love it. Cyrax is the new Chris in terms of being the internet's plaything. He may have a different style, but he's just as fun to watch as Chris. I'm excited for what's to come. Now that Chris has been pushed into retirement (for now), it seems like the torch has been passed to Ol' Raxxy Rax. Let's just hope he doesn't use the torch like how he used his stylus! 😂
My favorite part of his videos is when he’s faking being out of breath and stress by putting his hands over his face and then when he’s actually goblining out and screaming non stop he doesn’t even have to stop to breath
I fell asleep listening to Marty’s stream the other night, and I had the most vivid and scary nightmares. I was running from police 👮♀️ hiding underneath a house in a crawl space. Then I finally woke up to the goblin scream 😱 whisper 🎤 singing “You’re gonna die!” “Don’t you wanna die!” 😮 it was terrible
Funny, Chris was never opposed to go out, have fun, go to events and even facing trolls whether he was aware of them or not. I don't think Cyrax can never bring himself to go out at all, not even for things he would really love to like a concert. In many ways, Cyrax will never be the next Chris, simply because Chris managed to be a better person than him.
he doesnt even have to get off the internet, just youtube and social media. its crazy how addicted that goblin is to yapping to no one when he knows it brings him nothing but strife, ON TOP of Marty (rightfully) fawking with him
I like SmokeyMcC the same reasons I like Basedshamen. They seem like genuinely chill, cool people who rarely ever stir up any actual drama with the lowcows. They just kinda watch the train wreck with a light-hearted, humorous attitude.
Hell yeah, another Cyrax vid, man you are my favorite guy on CZcams that covers lolcows, laidback, chill and funny while some others can be nasty and a little cringe keep up the excellent content 👍
He really embraces the "don't tap the glass" approach. I respect that. There are plenty of lolcow commentary channels that border on lolcow status, themselves. The wings channels, especially.
@@CNYKnifeNutdude don’t even get me started on the foodie beauty/amberlynn reactor community. it’s like a whole other lolcow genre (if i remember correctly one started a harem including at least one other reactor lol).
As someone who suffers from an autoimmune disease- he has no idea what pain is. Eczema is highly treatable, and most people recover. I cannot get up without pain. I have to make calculated choices with what I’m going to do. You don’t wish Anyone else to go through this. His brand of stupid is one of the reasons I do not ask for accommodation. People like him make it harder for me to get the care I need
While I suffer from a physical disability which isn't the same, I feel you. My pain is chronic and along with the damage to my body, it makes tasks that are simple for most people become near all day projects for me. Hearing him complain like that makes me want to smack him. Also...I wish you the best. 💕
Sending positive energy & vibes to you both. I genuinely hope that y'all find either relief or full remission. It sucks that yall are going through your own respected issues, just for ding-dongs like the goblin jester, to say he deals with constant pain amd yada yada yada. I digress, I wish yall the best in life. Bless!
Keep up the good work man. I like how you just cover the topics and laugh like the rest of us. 99% of people have that 1 moment when falling down the Cyraxx rabbit hole that you almost feel bad for him. THEN! Once you have the full picture you can't wait until the next bad thing he's got coming to him like the rest of us.
This legit drives me insane. I'm someone with pretty bad eczema, and have dealt with it since it started during my high school years. Mine is also stress induced. "DANGEROUS"??? My DUDE. LOL I literally have had doctors tell me, it's nothing deadly or worrisome in the long run as long as I deal with the cause. Something is stressing me out? I deal with it or WALK AWAY. PROPER HYGIENE STOPS IT FROM GETTING TO THE POINT CYRAX CLAIMS HES AT. Proper Hygiene, proper hydration, managing stress... and boom. way less breakouts. EASY. It's infuriating but also absolutely hilarious how wrong he is and how he's using a sensitive skin condition as pity points when it's literally all self-induced and could be absolutely manageable if he wasn't such a little goblin creature.(EDIT) Also lol it's also often something that runs in families. A flare up can be brought on by mental/physical health. But it's not like he's not CLEARLY had a skin condition of some kind this whole time.
I've heard there's injections that can help it's a new thing. Sorry, I don't know any more than that, but my friend looked into it and their doctor told them there is a new treatment that is curing it for some people.
As a metalhead I am obligated to say that Cyraxx's fry scream (I hope to God it's fry otherwise he's fry-ing his fucking vocal cords) has potential. I can picture his screeching on an Infant Annihilator song and it goes together pretty well, in a few too many ways actually.
If your skin peels when you shower, it's usually a sign of not having showered in a while. Our skin sloughs off and replaces itself at a pretty alarming rate. Most of it flakes off in imperceptible pieces and is typically rinsed off when we bathe. When you don't bathe for a few days, this dead skin just kinda hangs around on the surface, aided by the build-up of natural oils, sweat, etc. When you finally do get wet, that dead skin soaks up that water and starts to pill up in these little chunks and slivers. You might not notice it so much in the actual shower, but when you hop out and start running that coarse towel over your skin, it really starts to pull up all those damp, oily bits of skin. I'm willing to bet this is exactly what was going on with Chance, especially with it being his back, which you know he doesn't pay any attention to even when he does take a shower/bath.
Your Cyrax uploads are sweet. I watched this at Marty’s but prefer yours. More to the point. Lots of Marty’s stuff is just boring or interlude between the fun stuff. Yours is just right. 🎉
@@dilaudidsky7283 it’s so boring and they have like - internal memes that they use so if you haven’t been there since the beginning you won’t know. Ugh
It's like he goes out of his way to be as unlikable as possible. I feel a mixture of pity and disgust. Pity for this man who obviously has nothing good in his life, and disgust for this nasty little man who doesn't deserve anything good in his life.
Hey smokey hope your having a good week! Love your stuff you have opened my world to so many different people. Currently watching kingcobra actually feel bad for him doesn't seem like too bad of of a guy just weird. Would love a lolcow 101 and what your thoughts are on each one.
38:07 having this guy yell at me was a thing of beauty. It made me truly realize he wants this to happen, he's never going to leave and he has just set a course for being the newest big lolcow.
28:07 That would be like my complaining about my pollen allergies because in the high of spring and summer I need to take cheap and easily accessible medicine or I would scratch myself to death. Yes, it's annoying and it does suck when I'm out of meds and have an attack, but at the same time I'm fully aware that my allergies are nothing more than an inconvenience when compared to other incurable medical conditions that people live with.
Dude, I love going back watching these old freakouts! They happen so frequently that it's easy to forget about these classics 😂. Also love the final fantasy background music! Almost certain it's final fantasy anyway lol. Keep up the great work!
He won’t let Marty get a word in so he thinks he’s winning and people will respect him. If he dominates the “conversation” he’s right and mighty. He’s doing it purposely so nobody can say shit to him cause he can’t take it, so denial and deflect is the only way he knows.
I've been down this Cyraxx rabbit hole for a few weeks now. It's clear that his maturity level is that of a 12 year old with delusions of grandeur. He shouts over everyone, he never stops talking to allow anyone else get a word in, he berates everyone with childish insults, and then he ultimately resorts to threats of violence which he never follows through on. This is the behavior of a spoiled 12 year old who can't handle losing. It also explains his tendencies towards pdfilia.
"I OWN YOU MARTY!!!!!!" "Pay me the money marty or I'm telling your girlfriend" Seems like the latter statement disproves the first Also pretty bold strategy of when trying to get people to leave you alone you not only threaten them you also threaten everyone they care about. I'm sure that'll work out great in the long run
Cyraxx’s personality is what you get when you mix narcissism and extremely low intellectual capacity, emotional maturity, maturity in general, and possibly brain trauma likely from abuse or doing stupid shit. Like, I guarantee Cyraxx has had multiple untreated head trauma injuries. I mean, his Guardians apparently didn’t even bother to get his severe lazy eyes, something that obviously visible, probably very likely they didn’t bother to take him to a doctor with shit they couldn’t seen ya know, like whenever he got a head injury.
I think when Cyrax talks about Chris Chan, he's specifically referring to how Chandler is in prison right now. Remember he is convinced that it was 100% the trolls that got Chandler locked away. Which probably added to his freak out over the train incident
Imagine someone that's an actual threat that threatens the life of you and your family But then they stop and say but 1st I'm gonna get my exama under control🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
My man’s got his priorities
@@SmokeyMcC thank you for exposing this d*ckweed.
Eczema
@@nicoledoubleyou 👏 🏆 🍪 🤫🫠
Cryax looks like he gives people poison apples and like he’s about to take your first born child unless you can guess his name
Rumpelstiltskin!
Rupal Foreskin 🧟♂️
@@TheSludgeCountWanker Scabskin
Crumpled Prick Skin
@@TheSludgeCount Ew!
“He’s not the next Chris, he’s the first cyraxx” 😂 you speak words of wisdom Smokey!
There were moments I actually felt bad for Chris. Cyraxx is a fucking demon I really can’t feel bad for him at all. Plus his rampages at William and Marty are funny, especially when he tries to get the cops involved
@@nootnewt9323 right? You could actually (in the old days anyway) feel kinda bad but have a good, well intentioned laugh at Chris because there were times when he knew he was being goofy and corny, and it was genuinely funny and even somewhat endearing. Raxx is a one dimensional histrionic monster and it’s less funny “haha” and more funny “scary”.
Marty said that.. smokey wasn’t who said that first
He is the new cwc
He's just going doing a speed running through with the sagas. Lol
Cyraxx is secretly a character who escaped qwickville during the dimensional merge 🥺 that's the only logical reasoning i can think of when it comes to this man being real and looking like he does
Imagine if he had the stress of a job, bills, managing a home.....this boi has no idea what stress truly feels like.
EXACTLY! THIS LITTLE GUY CAN JUST IGNORE THESE PEOPLE AND BAM, HIS PROBLEMS ARE OVER!
@@puntinprincess7343 He'd rather deal with the trolls than face how meaningless his existence is. It's all an elaborate cope.
To be fair cyrax was almost assassinated
i will give him this much, Right Now it makes sense that he's stressed because people have come to his house and he likely feels like someone could pull up on him at any time. however all of this is because of shit he easily could have avoided by simply going offline and also not being a predator
@@HarvestStudios_38nah
You can't make a move without Cyraxx seeing it, since he's got the ocular orbits of a French bulldog and all.
Or a pug.
@@funkyweapon1981 Just as inbred as a pug too 🤣
You name is fucking mint
One eye on you and the other on the opposing wall.
"the ocular orbita of a French bulldog and all"
The coldest, funniest line I've ever heard while exploring this insane universe
Trolls: "You should develop thicker skin (figuratively)."
Chance: Develops literal thicker skin.
His experiences "battling" trolls have granted him +1 to AC. Unfortunately, the tradeoff is mental instability (Disadvantage on all CHA, WIS and INT checks.)
It's not the best deal.
That was a damn fine joke, sir.
'Develops literal thicker skin.'
Ha! Good one.
That got a like outta me.
Cyrax's poor irradiated ghoul body is falling apart from those showers
nice corollas man! 👌
If you take a shot every time Cyrax says “Stress Induced Eczema” you would be dead.
That's not funny man...although it's manageable, it's not curable!
@@TheRedneckPreppy taking shots? Yeah, it is manageable, just try not to spill it.
Mans gonna lose his feet!
Talking with your eyes closed is also a true sign that you are a douchebag.
But what if you then got alcohol-induced eczema?
Okay but Cyrax's health problems are probably not because of the trolls but because of the bedbugs. Those things fuck up your body, its kinda terrifying
Is it just his space or everywhere in the house? Can't imagine the grandmother wanting to live in that
As someone whose in laws had them let me say they are the worst infestation you could ever have. My God you will struggle to sleep at all itch constantly it's effing horrible.
Ig he does have bedbugs he has to be living so fucking disgusting.
If you get them you have to literally burn everything. Maybe you can search through a baby blanket, but their eggs are hard to see.
New York apparently covers replacement and fumigation because otherwise the whole city would have then.
Can’t think of another infestation I’d hate more and can’t.
@@lindboknifeandtool Problem with Cyrax is that he's barely willing to leave his house for anything let alone bunk somewhere else to get his house fumigated and we know his parents are irresponsible enough to just leave him like that if it hasn't totally spread from the attic, effectively meaning he will just rot like that
I find incredibly funny that the whole "presenting penis" thing became a running theme in a Cyrax novel. He does it, now random dudes also do it. At one point Marty or William are going to unzip for Cyrax, to complete the poetic circle
Cyrax: I OWN YOU!!
Marty: *sits back and relaxes as he gets free content*
Cyraxx vs Marty
The fact he cyrax hasn’t had a stroke or heart attack yet is a genuine mystery to me, all that anger and frustration 😂
Easily explained: He doesn't have a heart
@@CaptainMonotone448 because you can only have a heart if you’re human, and pedos aren’t human.
@@CaptainMonotone448 He doesn't even have blood; he just has liquid contempt
Does he have a brain?
Right? He's going to go bald soon if he keeps it up.
Is it just me or does cyrax seem more coherent when hes screaming like a lunatic over talking like a human?
Coherent? I guess throwing out random slurs and insults that don't even apply is coherent???
@@nameinvain6WELL IF YA WOULD F OFF, MAYBE (HE) WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OFF!!! 😂😂
I'll always laugh as Cyraxx's eyes get further apart as his anger grows
the pressure in his skull becomes too much
and he starts to drool 😂😂😂 shit is so funny dude
💀💀💀
He's a cartoon character displaced into the real world.
@@theguybehindyou4762 I bet he's terrified of Dip.
I like when Cyraxx’s insult well runs dry so he reverts to using insults that have been directed at him like “little goblin”
Also, eczema doesn’t start because of stress. You already have to have it in order for “stress” to reactivate it
And eczema can be treated with medicated creams and often times clears on its own, so he’s lying when he says there’s no treatment lmao.
As someone with an actual disability, hearing him talk like he’s in the same boat with eczema is fucking infuriating.
Cyrax just need Soap and water
"Excruciating unmanageable pain" sure is an overly dramatic way to say he is kinda itchy
@@ampeater777 Yet he never complains (or does anything about) about the bedbug bites. 🙄
The way he tries to do that metal growl with his narrow effeminate lungs is always hilarious.
He thinks he's Macho Man Randy Savage, dude! He couldn't even beat Miss Elizabeth, she would kick his scrawny ass!
But women can do it chance is just a goblin
That's an insult to women that can legitimately growl unlike El Goblino.
Effeminate? Idk I wouldn't call Cyrax a Femboy since they're supposed to be attractive. I'd say his lungs are more that of a 90 year old meth addict that's been smoking since the age of 4
@@SpiralPoliFemboy a methed up ghoulish hillbilly goblin pedo
Always love your cyrax coverage. You should do a video on when Chris was in a suit welcoming Ivy supposedly going to visit him. Talking like a baby and saying my mommy and I.
That’s a great idea bro. Im legit gonna do that tonight
@@SmokeyMcC HYPE
And talking about his and Ivy’s “sex time” together 🤢
One of the best videos
@@SmokeyMcC this is going to be a soul-crushing video, can’t wait🙏
as someone who has fibromyalgia (not curable afaik) and im in constant aching pain all over my body everyday, i almost felt bad for Cyrax's condition, but then I realized it's Cyrax.
Chronic pain’s rough. I feel you.
Oof I hope things get better for you and they find some good treatments at least. That's rough.
But Cyrax is completely blowing stress induced eczema (which I have a form of) out of proportion. I'm not saying it CANT get that bad. I'm just saying that proper hygiene and stuff like simple stress management can stop it from getting anywhere near that point. So he's done this to himself.
I have trouble believing you got fibromyalgia considering it's a condition that effects the elderly and is VERY hard to diagnose.... Had an ex claim she had it and now she doesn't ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bostonmeadhorn4897it most commonly effects the elderly, but young people can still get it. I went to high school with a girl that had it and it was awful.
@@bostonmeadhorn4897 you arent wrong that its extremely hard to diagnose since all you can basically do is rule everything else out. after about 8 months of going in and out of hospitals and specialists they all came to the conclusion its fibromyalgia, so maybe they're wrong but afaik it is that.
Could you imagine just working at a train station and then one day come across Chance creeping out the place without knowing who he is. You'd be on the phone with Zak Bagans reporting a haunting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😯😲😵💫👻👻
Zak Bagans is an embarrassment
What do you think goes through Chance's mind when he is doing the hard-man routine and there is nothing but laughter coming back his way? I try to look into his eyes to tell if anything is registering, like, "hey this isn't working and could even be making me look like more of a laughingstock," but for more reasons than one, I can't make it out. Those reasons are his eyes are sideways and his face is as blank as somebody whose mind is run by a hamster on a wheel, and the hamster offed itself years ago after seeing no other option to escape.
Spot on assessment. I couldn't have said it better.
I always expect him to start going "Oooooh yeeeeaaah!" when he tries to talk like an 80's wrestler.
@@funkyweapon1981 Well said. I’m betting it’s a coping mechanism. He’s not trying to convince Marty he’s hard, he’s trying to convince himself he’s hard. He has to know it’s never worked, but it’s all he’s got.
I don't think anything is going through his mind. He is so into rage mode, nothing else is registering. He may hear Marty talking but nothing Marty is saying is getting through to him. As he works himself up, he gets deeper into delusions that everyone else is cowering in fear.
Dude fails the [Intimidation] speach check 100 percent of the time lol.
Again genetics was not kind to this man. Thanks for the live update! You a real one Smokey!
If this were 40K, he would've been executed by the Empire of Man for being a mutant.
“Cyrax, you’re a genetic abomination.”
-Brother-Captain Polack, to a Genestealer Abominant.
Mannnn you're seriously one of my fave channels right now. I'm going through a horrible bipolar episode and you reminding me to light up and enjoy my day helps. I listen to your videos to calm down, you have a very distinct way of speaking and it's calming honestly. Thanks man, you're one of the little things keeping me going right now.
Things will get better before you know it my friend I promise you that. Thank you for the kind words bro💯
Thanks brother 🙏🏻 I appreciate your kind words too, much more than you know 🥺
If your ever feeling sad, just remember smokeys freestyle raps against cyrax
That was a fire diss rap lol
Thoughts with ya man. Mental health ain't no joke is it. Anyway. Always go forward man. And when its too bad to handle, take a look at Cyraxx and realize it ain't as bad as ya think
i find it funny af every time he gets angry he adopts road warrior hawk's voice
What a rush
Rip Fred
In honor of him we shall all
"Whip it out"
Fred was just so great
Cyrax is how your character looks when you have max fov
It's actually pretty funny how Marty has gotten Cyraxx wrapped around his finger, and can play his games with him, and get him each and every time! Cyraxx once said that he lives in Marty's head? and while that maybe true? But it's even more so with how much Marty lives rent free in Cyraxx's little pea-brain!
20:42 he does not hate the trolling. He loves the attention. If the attention and trolls went away, he will really lose it. This is probably the happiest he’s ever been in life. Having people pay attention to him, any attention including negative attention, is what he wants more than anything.
Even the cops that HE called told Cyrax to take his computer, shut it off and get rid of it, and magically all his problems will go away, but he refused. Imagine when he does piss off the wrong person, he calls the cops, they won't show up.
Man Smokey your videos brudda get me through the work days laughing at the goblin king.
I'm not gonna lie, Cyrax has filled that Sonichu shaped hole for more content we've been all missing for the Prisonchu Saga. I really think Cyrax may get his own Gobowiki or Encyraxipedia
I can't believe he doesn't already have a dedicated wiki. And while it isn't the same, it's a different kind of fun that's keeping me going through "The Great Drought".
Hopefully one day we can laugh at both at the same time again. I got into Cyrax like a couple months after the arrest so I haven't observed both at the exact same time yet.
@@SpiralPoliFemboy Let's ride on the Cyrazy Racing Nation together and laugh the whole way away. But in all seriousness Cyrax is just as entertaining with his goblin rage as much as Chris. It may not be as nutty, but the Clyde Cash of Music Biz Marty is just revving those engines to maximum laughing fits for me.
@@ShippoFoxD Agreed. It's great to be in a golden age of a certain lolcow. Always wondering what your cow will do next.
I imagine this is how people felt in 2009 with Chris.
Chris Chan's story feels like a real life cartoon/anime mixed with the horror of a manchild's ruin. The grittiness is beneath the surface whereas with Cyrax, it's a gritty story up front that's less colorful and more volatile.
Both have their unique flavors and I love it. Cyrax is the new Chris in terms of being the internet's plaything. He may have a different style, but he's just as fun to watch as Chris.
I'm excited for what's to come. Now that Chris has been pushed into retirement (for now), it seems like the torch has been passed to Ol' Raxxy Rax. Let's just hope he doesn't use the torch like how he used his stylus! 😂
Cyrax is like if Kanye was born without any musical talent or luck
Actually, the dead skin he's talking about happens when you don't shower frequently, usually after not showering for a week or more at a time
My favorite part of his videos is when he’s faking being out of breath and stress by putting his hands over his face and then when he’s actually goblining out and screaming non stop he doesn’t even have to stop to breath
'Goblining out' 🤣
What's even funnier is I know _exactly_ what that is
Always love these videos. Also - chris chan has a new court date
I don't know the Chris story. I'm pretty new.
I fell asleep listening to Marty’s stream the other night, and I had the most vivid and scary nightmares. I was running from police 👮♀️ hiding underneath a house in a crawl space. Then I finally woke up to the goblin scream 😱 whisper 🎤 singing “You’re gonna die!” “Don’t you wanna die!” 😮 it was terrible
omg
LMFAOOO
Funny, Chris was never opposed to go out, have fun, go to events and even facing trolls whether he was aware of them or not. I don't think Cyrax can never bring himself to go out at all, not even for things he would really love to like a concert. In many ways, Cyrax will never be the next Chris, simply because Chris managed to be a better person than him.
he doesnt even have to get off the internet, just youtube and social media. its crazy how addicted that goblin is to yapping to no one when he knows it brings him nothing but strife, ON TOP of Marty (rightfully) fawking with him
I like SmokeyMcC the same reasons I like Basedshamen. They seem like genuinely chill, cool people who rarely ever stir up any actual drama with the lowcows. They just kinda watch the train wreck with a light-hearted, humorous attitude.
Dude Based and Smoke are absolute GOATs. Sounds like you ain't shittin. Yowza kinowza
Basedshamen is a cry baby who blocks. Smokey crack is a top notch G
Love ur stuff Smokey! Hope ur doin' well, This cyrax stuff gets me through my study halls.
Thank you my friend 💯
The way his shirts slide down over his non-shoulders is mesmerizing.
Hell yeah, another Cyrax vid, man you are my favorite guy on CZcams that covers lolcows, laidback, chill and funny while some others can be nasty and a little cringe keep up the excellent content 👍
He really embraces the "don't tap the glass" approach. I respect that.
There are plenty of lolcow commentary channels that border on lolcow status, themselves. The wings channels, especially.
@@CNYKnifeNutdude don’t even get me started on the foodie beauty/amberlynn reactor community. it’s like a whole other lolcow genre (if i remember correctly one started a harem including at least one other reactor lol).
As someone who suffers from an autoimmune disease- he has no idea what pain is. Eczema is highly treatable, and most people recover.
I cannot get up without pain. I have to make calculated choices with what I’m going to do. You don’t wish Anyone else to go through this. His brand of stupid is one of the reasons I do not ask for accommodation. People like him make it harder for me to get the care I need
😔
While I suffer from a physical disability which isn't the same, I feel you. My pain is chronic and along with the damage to my body, it makes tasks that are simple for most people become near all day projects for me.
Hearing him complain like that makes me want to smack him.
Also...I wish you the best. 💕
Sending positive energy & vibes to you both. I genuinely hope that y'all find either relief or full remission. It sucks that yall are going through your own respected issues, just for ding-dongs like the goblin jester, to say he deals with constant pain amd yada yada yada. I digress, I wish yall the best in life. Bless!
I’ve watched so many Cyrax videos now, and I still can’t believe he is a real person.
Keep up the good work man. I like how you just cover the topics and laugh like the rest of us. 99% of people have that 1 moment when falling down the Cyraxx rabbit hole that you almost feel bad for him. THEN! Once you have the full picture you can't wait until the next bad thing he's got coming to him like the rest of us.
This legit drives me insane. I'm someone with pretty bad eczema, and have dealt with it since it started during my high school years. Mine is also stress induced. "DANGEROUS"??? My DUDE. LOL I literally have had doctors tell me, it's nothing deadly or worrisome in the long run as long as I deal with the cause. Something is stressing me out? I deal with it or WALK AWAY. PROPER HYGIENE STOPS IT FROM GETTING TO THE POINT CYRAX CLAIMS HES AT. Proper Hygiene, proper hydration, managing stress... and boom. way less breakouts. EASY.
It's infuriating but also absolutely hilarious how wrong he is and how he's using a sensitive skin condition as pity points when it's literally all self-induced and could be absolutely manageable if he wasn't such a little goblin creature.(EDIT) Also lol it's also often something that runs in families. A flare up can be brought on by mental/physical health. But it's not like he's not CLEARLY had a skin condition of some kind this whole time.
I've heard there's injections that can help it's a new thing. Sorry, I don't know any more than that, but my friend looked into it and their doctor told them there is a new treatment that is curing it for some people.
i stopped eating seed oils, specifically canola, and mine went away.
As a metalhead I am obligated to say that Cyraxx's fry scream (I hope to God it's fry otherwise he's fry-ing his fucking vocal cords) has potential. I can picture his screeching on an Infant Annihilator song and it goes together pretty well, in a few too many ways actually.
If your skin peels when you shower, it's usually a sign of not having showered in a while. Our skin sloughs off and replaces itself at a pretty alarming rate. Most of it flakes off in imperceptible pieces and is typically rinsed off when we bathe. When you don't bathe for a few days, this dead skin just kinda hangs around on the surface, aided by the build-up of natural oils, sweat, etc. When you finally do get wet, that dead skin soaks up that water and starts to pill up in these little chunks and slivers. You might not notice it so much in the actual shower, but when you hop out and start running that coarse towel over your skin, it really starts to pull up all those damp, oily bits of skin. I'm willing to bet this is exactly what was going on with Chance, especially with it being his back, which you know he doesn't pay any attention to even when he does take a shower/bath.
I'd call that reasonable enough. But he either doesn't have enough sludge making it up top or there's nothing to use it...
Smokey allways walking around with the Chrystal ball. you compared him to a king and minutes later he says "bow down"
Your Cyrax uploads are sweet. I watched this at Marty’s but prefer yours. More to the point. Lots of Marty’s stuff is just boring or interlude between the fun stuff. Yours is just right. 🎉
For real tho martys stuff is very slow/silent, extremely hard to follow.
@@dilaudidsky7283 it’s so boring and they have like - internal memes that they use so if you haven’t been there since the beginning you won’t know. Ugh
Loving his vanilla cupcake cosplay with the scabs on his head as sprinkles lmfao
I think what I hate the most about Cyraxx is how he has to pronounce the entirety of "Stress Induced Eczyma" when he could've just called it eczyma.
Cyrax is definitely the new Chris chan love the videos my dude
Cyrax's back is peeling from all the sun he gets in his attic
Thanks for the great vids. This whole Cyrax thing is such great entertainment 😂
It's like he goes out of his way to be as unlikable as possible. I feel a mixture of pity and disgust. Pity for this man who obviously has nothing good in his life, and disgust for this nasty little man who doesn't deserve anything good in his life.
Improving with every video Smokey, loving the hard work!
Dominate the screaming match, denial and deflect is the only thing he can do. He knows the truth but just can’t handle it 😂
“Breaking the law, Breaking the law…”
- Rob Halford
Smokey! Just got home and ready to chill! Loving the content my dude.
Hey smokey hope your having a good week! Love your stuff you have opened my world to so many different people. Currently watching kingcobra actually feel bad for him doesn't seem like too bad of of a guy just weird. Would love a lolcow 101 and what your thoughts are on each one.
Cobes can get pretty bad sometimes. Don’t get him talking about kids, is all I’m saying.
Dudes massively creepy, stalks women on the reg...he's got some definite red flags to be a grapist...
8:44 I love the WWE voice when he starts getting big. You know he's doing his best to repeat what he saw on the TV last night
38:07 having this guy yell at me was a thing of beauty. It made me truly realize he wants this to happen, he's never going to leave and he has just set a course for being the newest big lolcow.
Cyrax sees all! Proof, his eyes go in 2 directions simultaneously
What i learned from this video from Cyraxx
1: Stress Induced Eczema? *One of the WORST ONES*
28:07 That would be like my complaining about my pollen allergies because in the high of spring and summer I need to take cheap and easily accessible medicine or I would scratch myself to death. Yes, it's annoying and it does suck when I'm out of meds and have an attack, but at the same time I'm fully aware that my allergies are nothing more than an inconvenience when compared to other incurable medical conditions that people live with.
Dude, I love going back watching these old freakouts! They happen so frequently that it's easy to forget about these classics 😂. Also love the final fantasy background music! Almost certain it's final fantasy anyway lol. Keep up the great work!
Lmao Smokey thank you these videos.
Love your cyraxx vids. I listen to them when I’m working to catch up on the lore.
Madder he gets the further his eyes spread apart
This specimen looks like the real toxic avenger.
WWE Raxxo 😂 Marty trying not to giggle while he winds the goblin up😂😂
He won’t let Marty get a word in so he thinks he’s winning and people will respect him. If he dominates the “conversation” he’s right and mighty. He’s doing it purposely so nobody can say shit to him cause he can’t take it, so denial and deflect is the only way he knows.
Totally earned my sub, great new content for me to bingeband consume
he gets so mad when Marty’s just strait repeating him self like cyrax does lol
Why cant cyrax ever look directly at literally anything 😂
Smokey, you and @zaidriumzero are my fav cyraxx commentary channels. Keep it up!!
I'm waiting for the time when both his eyes roll back completely in opposite directions.
Love your videos to listen to in my car when I’m driving around
one could almost say… *cruisin round town with no where to go*
lmao i watched this live, cyraxx was about to cry lmao
Thank christ I was about to end it all until I noticed Smokey uploaded. Appreciate you king 👑 💯🤌
With serious eczema staying in bed is way more painful than 'getting up in the morning'
Shout out to wance chillkins for the 'goblin mode" achievement changing the world 1 word at a time
Premiered this right as I was about to drive home from work. Perfect way to get through traffic
Cyrats left eye starts looking behind him when hes going crazy
I've been down this Cyraxx rabbit hole for a few weeks now. It's clear that his maturity level is that of a 12 year old with delusions of grandeur. He shouts over everyone, he never stops talking to allow anyone else get a word in, he berates everyone with childish insults, and then he ultimately resorts to threats of violence which he never follows through on. This is the behavior of a spoiled 12 year old who can't handle losing. It also explains his tendencies towards pdfilia.
"I OWN YOU MARTY!!!!!!"
"Pay me the money marty or I'm telling your girlfriend"
Seems like the latter statement disproves the first
Also pretty bold strategy of when trying to get people to leave you alone you not only threaten them you also threaten everyone they care about. I'm sure that'll work out great in the long run
HE DOESN'T HAVE ECZEMA
Never buy the official story.
He probably looked up "why is my back peeling" and believed the first thing he saw.
He has bed bugs.
Probably a skin yeast infection 🤢
Cyraxx’s personality is what you get when you mix narcissism and extremely low intellectual capacity, emotional maturity, maturity in general, and possibly brain trauma likely from abuse or doing stupid shit. Like, I guarantee Cyraxx has had multiple untreated head trauma injuries. I mean, his Guardians apparently didn’t even bother to get his severe lazy eyes, something that obviously visible, probably very likely they didn’t bother to take him to a doctor with shit they couldn’t seen ya know, like whenever he got a head injury.
Him going on about his stress is already close to him being the next Chris
Also, side note. I can’t wait for your new uploads. Have the notifications on. Suggestion: CWIKI readings lol
His back is peeling because that ain't skin. It's caked-on grime
“Oh I’m being louder so I’m winning” now that right there is the cyrax
Love the vids man!
I saw they were making a Gollum game and I for one, am excited to be playing as Cyrax.
Dab it up smokey, thats the only way i can sit through a cyrax stream
goblin hasnt learnt to look at people when talking to them, hes looking into his past and future at the same time damn
dead
I think when Cyrax talks about Chris Chan, he's specifically referring to how Chandler is in prison right now. Remember he is convinced that it was 100% the trolls that got Chandler locked away. Which probably added to his freak out over the train incident
Cyrax moves and talks like a muppet lol
RIP headphone users when Cyrax screams directly into the Mic
Cyrax is like the reincarnation of OG LOC from San Andreas
Smokey's videos carried my week this week, ngl