Cyrax - A Hardened Criminal and A Bunch of Crying

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  • čas přidán 5. 12. 2022
  • Cyrax started the week angry as ever, and then it divulged into a sob story pretty quickly. We are going to talk about it all today so I hope y’all enjoy the video 💯
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  • @ChefJeezy
    @ChefJeezy Před rokem +550

    Imagine someone that's an actual threat that threatens the life of you and your family But then they stop and say but 1st I'm gonna get my exama under control🤣

  • @jimmyramos7143
    @jimmyramos7143 Před rokem +451

    Cryax looks like he gives people poison apples and like he’s about to take your first born child unless you can guess his name

  • @yourpsychoexgirlfriend
    @yourpsychoexgirlfriend Před rokem +641

    “He’s not the next Chris, he’s the first cyraxx” 😂 you speak words of wisdom Smokey!

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před rokem +46

      There were moments I actually felt bad for Chris. Cyraxx is a fucking demon I really can’t feel bad for him at all. Plus his rampages at William and Marty are funny, especially when he tries to get the cops involved

    • @yourpsychoexgirlfriend
      @yourpsychoexgirlfriend Před rokem +25

      @@nootnewt9323 right? You could actually (in the old days anyway) feel kinda bad but have a good, well intentioned laugh at Chris because there were times when he knew he was being goofy and corny, and it was genuinely funny and even somewhat endearing. Raxx is a one dimensional histrionic monster and it’s less funny “haha” and more funny “scary”.

    • @RebuildableRyan
      @RebuildableRyan Před rokem +4

      Marty said that.. smokey wasn’t who said that first

    • @blahyak2709
      @blahyak2709 Před rokem +2

      He is the new cwc
      He's just going doing a speed running through with the sagas. Lol

    • @AmbeanWambulance
      @AmbeanWambulance Před rokem

      Cyraxx is secretly a character who escaped qwickville during the dimensional merge 🥺 that's the only logical reasoning i can think of when it comes to this man being real and looking like he does

  • @gonzobtrappin1911
    @gonzobtrappin1911 Před rokem +217

    Imagine if he had the stress of a job, bills, managing a home.....this boi has no idea what stress truly feels like.

    • @puntinprincess7343
      @puntinprincess7343 Před rokem +26

      EXACTLY! THIS LITTLE GUY CAN JUST IGNORE THESE PEOPLE AND BAM, HIS PROBLEMS ARE OVER!

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@puntinprincess7343 He'd rather deal with the trolls than face how meaningless his existence is. It's all an elaborate cope.

    • @HarvestStudios_38
      @HarvestStudios_38 Před 3 měsíci +4

      To be fair cyrax was almost assassinated

    • @chaoslug7074
      @chaoslug7074 Před 3 měsíci +3

      i will give him this much, Right Now it makes sense that he's stressed because people have come to his house and he likely feels like someone could pull up on him at any time. however all of this is because of shit he easily could have avoided by simply going offline and also not being a predator

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 Před měsícem

      ​@@HarvestStudios_38nah

  • @Bonerfiesta
    @Bonerfiesta Před rokem +266

    You can't make a move without Cyraxx seeing it, since he's got the ocular orbits of a French bulldog and all.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Před rokem +19

      Or a pug.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog Před rokem +1

      @@funkyweapon1981 Just as inbred as a pug too 🤣

    • @HarryPnass1
      @HarryPnass1 Před rokem +1

      You name is fucking mint

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Před rokem +16

      One eye on you and the other on the opposing wall.

    • @MoDeegroes
      @MoDeegroes Před rokem +5

      "the ocular orbita of a French bulldog and all"
      The coldest, funniest line I've ever heard while exploring this insane universe

  • @rorystfu
    @rorystfu Před rokem +153

    Trolls: "You should develop thicker skin (figuratively)."
    Chance: Develops literal thicker skin.

    • @LuxAeterna22878
      @LuxAeterna22878 Před rokem +6

      His experiences "battling" trolls have granted him +1 to AC. Unfortunately, the tradeoff is mental instability (Disadvantage on all CHA, WIS and INT checks.)
      It's not the best deal.

    • @YTsux100pct._of-the-time.
      @YTsux100pct._of-the-time. Před rokem +3

      That was a damn fine joke, sir.
      'Develops literal thicker skin.'
      Ha! Good one.
      That got a like outta me.

  • @kllntime101
    @kllntime101 Před rokem +73

    Cyrax's poor irradiated ghoul body is falling apart from those showers

    • @5MGE
      @5MGE Před rokem +2

      nice corollas man! 👌

  • @ThePeakoftheGeek
    @ThePeakoftheGeek Před rokem +166

    If you take a shot every time Cyrax says “Stress Induced Eczema” you would be dead.

    • @TheRedneckPreppy
      @TheRedneckPreppy Před rokem +3

      That's not funny man...although it's manageable, it's not curable!

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 Před rokem +4

      @@TheRedneckPreppy taking shots? Yeah, it is manageable, just try not to spill it.

    • @lowres5447
      @lowres5447 Před rokem +2

      Mans gonna lose his feet!

    • @bracksampson1
      @bracksampson1 Před rokem

      Talking with your eyes closed is also a true sign that you are a douchebag.

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX Před 3 měsíci +3

      But what if you then got alcohol-induced eczema?

  • @CM-ne9ej
    @CM-ne9ej Před rokem +198

    Okay but Cyrax's health problems are probably not because of the trolls but because of the bedbugs. Those things fuck up your body, its kinda terrifying

    • @Shalyn-ln9tu
      @Shalyn-ln9tu Před rokem +4

      Is it just his space or everywhere in the house? Can't imagine the grandmother wanting to live in that

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod Před rokem +7

      As someone whose in laws had them let me say they are the worst infestation you could ever have. My God you will struggle to sleep at all itch constantly it's effing horrible.

    • @onichan2878
      @onichan2878 Před rokem

      Ig he does have bedbugs he has to be living so fucking disgusting.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Před rokem +22

      If you get them you have to literally burn everything. Maybe you can search through a baby blanket, but their eggs are hard to see.
      New York apparently covers replacement and fumigation because otherwise the whole city would have then.
      Can’t think of another infestation I’d hate more and can’t.

    • @CM-ne9ej
      @CM-ne9ej Před rokem +7

      @@lindboknifeandtool Problem with Cyrax is that he's barely willing to leave his house for anything let alone bunk somewhere else to get his house fumigated and we know his parents are irresponsible enough to just leave him like that if it hasn't totally spread from the attic, effectively meaning he will just rot like that

  • @user-rb6rt2kx9i
    @user-rb6rt2kx9i Před rokem +90

    I find incredibly funny that the whole "presenting penis" thing became a running theme in a Cyrax novel. He does it, now random dudes also do it. At one point Marty or William are going to unzip for Cyrax, to complete the poetic circle

  • @spyishere3054
    @spyishere3054 Před rokem +47

    Cyrax: I OWN YOU!!
    Marty: *sits back and relaxes as he gets free content*

  • @Deez-vb5db
    @Deez-vb5db Před rokem +78

    The fact he cyrax hasn’t had a stroke or heart attack yet is a genuine mystery to me, all that anger and frustration 😂

    • @CaptainMonotone448
      @CaptainMonotone448 Před rokem +12

      Easily explained: He doesn't have a heart

    • @yaboileeroy3038
      @yaboileeroy3038 Před rokem

      @@CaptainMonotone448 because you can only have a heart if you’re human, and pedos aren’t human.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Před rokem +8

      @@CaptainMonotone448 He doesn't even have blood; he just has liquid contempt

    • @mrholzark1318
      @mrholzark1318 Před rokem

      Does he have a brain?

    • @MrKrampenDamp
      @MrKrampenDamp Před rokem +1

      Right? He's going to go bald soon if he keeps it up.

  • @ethanlucas4743
    @ethanlucas4743 Před rokem +106

    Is it just me or does cyrax seem more coherent when hes screaming like a lunatic over talking like a human?

    • @nameinvain6
      @nameinvain6 Před rokem +11

      Coherent? I guess throwing out random slurs and insults that don't even apply is coherent???

    • @troglodytehunter
      @troglodytehunter Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@nameinvain6WELL IF YA WOULD F OFF, MAYBE (HE) WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OFF!!! 😂😂

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před rokem +140

    I'll always laugh as Cyraxx's eyes get further apart as his anger grows

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz Před rokem +26

      the pressure in his skull becomes too much

    • @ghhhp
      @ghhhp Před 10 měsíci +12

      and he starts to drool 😂😂😂 shit is so funny dude

    • @whitetrashd8225
      @whitetrashd8225 Před 10 měsíci +1

      💀💀💀

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 Před 10 měsíci +6

      He's a cartoon character displaced into the real world.

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@theguybehindyou4762 I bet he's terrified of Dip.

  • @jbBehemoth
    @jbBehemoth Před rokem +99

    I like when Cyraxx’s insult well runs dry so he reverts to using insults that have been directed at him like “little goblin”
    Also, eczema doesn’t start because of stress. You already have to have it in order for “stress” to reactivate it

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před rokem +36

      And eczema can be treated with medicated creams and often times clears on its own, so he’s lying when he says there’s no treatment lmao.

    • @diablojones
      @diablojones Před rokem

      As someone with an actual disability, hearing him talk like he’s in the same boat with eczema is fucking infuriating.

    • @Ivar_theBoneless1
      @Ivar_theBoneless1 Před rokem +3

      Cyrax just need Soap and water

    • @ampeater777
      @ampeater777 Před rokem +5

      "Excruciating unmanageable pain" sure is an overly dramatic way to say he is kinda itchy

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 Před 10 měsíci

      @@ampeater777 Yet he never complains (or does anything about) about the bedbug bites. 🙄

  • @octagonseventynine1253
    @octagonseventynine1253 Před rokem +391

    The way he tries to do that metal growl with his narrow effeminate lungs is always hilarious.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Před rokem

      He thinks he's Macho Man Randy Savage, dude! He couldn't even beat Miss Elizabeth, she would kick his scrawny ass!

    • @THEMEATMANOG
      @THEMEATMANOG Před rokem +47

      But women can do it chance is just a goblin

    • @ur-mother-sucks-c0cks-in-h3ll
      @ur-mother-sucks-c0cks-in-h3ll Před rokem +60

      That's an insult to women that can legitimately growl unlike El Goblino.

    • @SpiralPoliFemboy
      @SpiralPoliFemboy Před rokem +2

      Effeminate? Idk I wouldn't call Cyrax a Femboy since they're supposed to be attractive. I'd say his lungs are more that of a 90 year old meth addict that's been smoking since the age of 4

    • @juno6526
      @juno6526 Před rokem

      @@SpiralPoliFemboy a methed up ghoulish hillbilly goblin pedo

  • @ericrosillo
    @ericrosillo Před rokem +142

    Always love your cyrax coverage. You should do a video on when Chris was in a suit welcoming Ivy supposedly going to visit him. Talking like a baby and saying my mommy and I.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před rokem +68

      That’s a great idea bro. Im legit gonna do that tonight

    • @Ay-ux8fl
      @Ay-ux8fl Před rokem +12

      @@SmokeyMcC HYPE

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage Před rokem

      And talking about his and Ivy’s “sex time” together 🤢

    • @kayakat1869
      @kayakat1869 Před rokem

      One of the best videos

    • @EnkiDootDoot
      @EnkiDootDoot Před rokem +2

      @@SmokeyMcC this is going to be a soul-crushing video, can’t wait🙏

  • @YonaSuzuki
    @YonaSuzuki Před rokem +78

    as someone who has fibromyalgia (not curable afaik) and im in constant aching pain all over my body everyday, i almost felt bad for Cyrax's condition, but then I realized it's Cyrax.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před rokem +18

      Chronic pain’s rough. I feel you.

    • @OfLoyaliisms
      @OfLoyaliisms Před rokem +5

      Oof I hope things get better for you and they find some good treatments at least. That's rough.
      But Cyrax is completely blowing stress induced eczema (which I have a form of) out of proportion. I'm not saying it CANT get that bad. I'm just saying that proper hygiene and stuff like simple stress management can stop it from getting anywhere near that point. So he's done this to himself.

    • @bostonmeadhorn4897
      @bostonmeadhorn4897 Před rokem +2

      I have trouble believing you got fibromyalgia considering it's a condition that effects the elderly and is VERY hard to diagnose.... Had an ex claim she had it and now she doesn't ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yacob44
      @Yacob44 Před rokem +8

      @@bostonmeadhorn4897it most commonly effects the elderly, but young people can still get it. I went to high school with a girl that had it and it was awful.

    • @YonaSuzuki
      @YonaSuzuki Před rokem +8

      @@bostonmeadhorn4897 you arent wrong that its extremely hard to diagnose since all you can basically do is rule everything else out. after about 8 months of going in and out of hospitals and specialists they all came to the conclusion its fibromyalgia, so maybe they're wrong but afaik it is that.

  • @The1rust
    @The1rust Před rokem +32

    Could you imagine just working at a train station and then one day come across Chance creeping out the place without knowing who he is. You'd be on the phone with Zak Bagans reporting a haunting.

    • @SYKO666
      @SYKO666 Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😯😲😵‍💫👻👻

    • @TehDawg
      @TehDawg Před 2 měsíci

      Zak Bagans is an embarrassment

  • @BigHugsFromHell
    @BigHugsFromHell Před rokem +129

    What do you think goes through Chance's mind when he is doing the hard-man routine and there is nothing but laughter coming back his way? I try to look into his eyes to tell if anything is registering, like, "hey this isn't working and could even be making me look like more of a laughingstock," but for more reasons than one, I can't make it out. Those reasons are his eyes are sideways and his face is as blank as somebody whose mind is run by a hamster on a wheel, and the hamster offed itself years ago after seeing no other option to escape.

    • @agent_of_cthulhu
      @agent_of_cthulhu Před rokem +13

      Spot on assessment. I couldn't have said it better.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Před rokem +11

      I always expect him to start going "Oooooh yeeeeaaah!" when he tries to talk like an 80's wrestler.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před rokem +16

      @@funkyweapon1981 Well said. I’m betting it’s a coping mechanism. He’s not trying to convince Marty he’s hard, he’s trying to convince himself he’s hard. He has to know it’s never worked, but it’s all he’s got.

    • @DarkLiger
      @DarkLiger Před rokem +16

      I don't think anything is going through his mind. He is so into rage mode, nothing else is registering. He may hear Marty talking but nothing Marty is saying is getting through to him. As he works himself up, he gets deeper into delusions that everyone else is cowering in fear.

    • @TheSludgeCount
      @TheSludgeCount Před rokem +11

      Dude fails the [Intimidation] speach check 100 percent of the time lol.

  • @Bulmachick05
    @Bulmachick05 Před rokem +43

    Again genetics was not kind to this man. Thanks for the live update! You a real one Smokey!

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Před rokem +18

      If this were 40K, he would've been executed by the Empire of Man for being a mutant.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před rokem

      “Cyrax, you’re a genetic abomination.”
      -Brother-Captain Polack, to a Genestealer Abominant.

  • @frankies.2324
    @frankies.2324 Před rokem +102

    Mannnn you're seriously one of my fave channels right now. I'm going through a horrible bipolar episode and you reminding me to light up and enjoy my day helps. I listen to your videos to calm down, you have a very distinct way of speaking and it's calming honestly. Thanks man, you're one of the little things keeping me going right now.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před rokem +21

      Things will get better before you know it my friend I promise you that. Thank you for the kind words bro💯

    • @frankies.2324
      @frankies.2324 Před rokem +9

      Thanks brother 🙏🏻 I appreciate your kind words too, much more than you know 🥺

    • @butttrumpet698
      @butttrumpet698 Před rokem +9

      If your ever feeling sad, just remember smokeys freestyle raps against cyrax

    • @frankies.2324
      @frankies.2324 Před rokem +5

      That was a fire diss rap lol

    • @Welchs11
      @Welchs11 Před rokem +6

      Thoughts with ya man. Mental health ain't no joke is it. Anyway. Always go forward man. And when its too bad to handle, take a look at Cyraxx and realize it ain't as bad as ya think

  • @ShadeTree_RC
    @ShadeTree_RC Před rokem +22

    i find it funny af every time he gets angry he adopts road warrior hawk's voice

  • @HillbillyWizard
    @HillbillyWizard Před rokem +32

    Rip Fred
    In honor of him we shall all
    "Whip it out"

  • @arctictropic1147
    @arctictropic1147 Před rokem +6

    Cyrax is how your character looks when you have max fov

  • @MrRugbyloosehead
    @MrRugbyloosehead Před rokem +24

    It's actually pretty funny how Marty has gotten Cyraxx wrapped around his finger, and can play his games with him, and get him each and every time! Cyraxx once said that he lives in Marty's head? and while that maybe true? But it's even more so with how much Marty lives rent free in Cyraxx's little pea-brain!

  • @jra99
    @jra99 Před rokem +23

    20:42 he does not hate the trolling. He loves the attention. If the attention and trolls went away, he will really lose it. This is probably the happiest he’s ever been in life. Having people pay attention to him, any attention including negative attention, is what he wants more than anything.

  • @Jman92854
    @Jman92854 Před rokem +26

    Even the cops that HE called told Cyrax to take his computer, shut it off and get rid of it, and magically all his problems will go away, but he refused. Imagine when he does piss off the wrong person, he calls the cops, they won't show up.

  • @ShippoFoxD
    @ShippoFoxD Před rokem +39

    Man Smokey your videos brudda get me through the work days laughing at the goblin king.
    I'm not gonna lie, Cyrax has filled that Sonichu shaped hole for more content we've been all missing for the Prisonchu Saga. I really think Cyrax may get his own Gobowiki or Encyraxipedia

    • @SpiralPoliFemboy
      @SpiralPoliFemboy Před rokem +3

      I can't believe he doesn't already have a dedicated wiki. And while it isn't the same, it's a different kind of fun that's keeping me going through "The Great Drought".
      Hopefully one day we can laugh at both at the same time again. I got into Cyrax like a couple months after the arrest so I haven't observed both at the exact same time yet.

    • @ShippoFoxD
      @ShippoFoxD Před rokem

      @@SpiralPoliFemboy Let's ride on the Cyrazy Racing Nation together and laugh the whole way away. But in all seriousness Cyrax is just as entertaining with his goblin rage as much as Chris. It may not be as nutty, but the Clyde Cash of Music Biz Marty is just revving those engines to maximum laughing fits for me.

    • @SpiralPoliFemboy
      @SpiralPoliFemboy Před rokem +2

      @@ShippoFoxD Agreed. It's great to be in a golden age of a certain lolcow. Always wondering what your cow will do next.
      I imagine this is how people felt in 2009 with Chris.
      Chris Chan's story feels like a real life cartoon/anime mixed with the horror of a manchild's ruin. The grittiness is beneath the surface whereas with Cyrax, it's a gritty story up front that's less colorful and more volatile.
      Both have their unique flavors and I love it. Cyrax is the new Chris in terms of being the internet's plaything. He may have a different style, but he's just as fun to watch as Chris.
      I'm excited for what's to come. Now that Chris has been pushed into retirement (for now), it seems like the torch has been passed to Ol' Raxxy Rax. Let's just hope he doesn't use the torch like how he used his stylus! 😂

  • @Lil.lyGoose
    @Lil.lyGoose Před rokem +9

    Cyrax is like if Kanye was born without any musical talent or luck

  • @rustyshackelford7025
    @rustyshackelford7025 Před rokem +16

    Actually, the dead skin he's talking about happens when you don't shower frequently, usually after not showering for a week or more at a time

  • @mcoupe69
    @mcoupe69 Před rokem +11

    My favorite part of his videos is when he’s faking being out of breath and stress by putting his hands over his face and then when he’s actually goblining out and screaming non stop he doesn’t even have to stop to breath

  • @threenations566
    @threenations566 Před rokem +23

    Always love these videos. Also - chris chan has a new court date

  • @Vaseholly
    @Vaseholly Před rokem +12

    I fell asleep listening to Marty’s stream the other night, and I had the most vivid and scary nightmares. I was running from police 👮‍♀️ hiding underneath a house in a crawl space. Then I finally woke up to the goblin scream 😱 whisper 🎤 singing “You’re gonna die!” “Don’t you wanna die!” 😮 it was terrible

  • @D0NU75
    @D0NU75 Před rokem +10

    Funny, Chris was never opposed to go out, have fun, go to events and even facing trolls whether he was aware of them or not. I don't think Cyrax can never bring himself to go out at all, not even for things he would really love to like a concert. In many ways, Cyrax will never be the next Chris, simply because Chris managed to be a better person than him.

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 Před rokem +12

    he doesnt even have to get off the internet, just youtube and social media. its crazy how addicted that goblin is to yapping to no one when he knows it brings him nothing but strife, ON TOP of Marty (rightfully) fawking with him

  • @CynicalScorpio
    @CynicalScorpio Před rokem +15

    I like SmokeyMcC the same reasons I like Basedshamen. They seem like genuinely chill, cool people who rarely ever stir up any actual drama with the lowcows. They just kinda watch the train wreck with a light-hearted, humorous attitude.

    • @BeatsByZ3P0
      @BeatsByZ3P0 Před rokem +3

      Dude Based and Smoke are absolute GOATs. Sounds like you ain't shittin. Yowza kinowza

    • @Chillerveli
      @Chillerveli Před rokem +2

      Basedshamen is a cry baby who blocks. Smokey crack is a top notch G

  • @magicalfrill
    @magicalfrill Před rokem +25

    Love ur stuff Smokey! Hope ur doin' well, This cyrax stuff gets me through my study halls.

  • @dasloyal
    @dasloyal Před rokem +14

    The way his shirts slide down over his non-shoulders is mesmerizing.

  • @warriorbutton
    @warriorbutton Před rokem +15

    Hell yeah, another Cyrax vid, man you are my favorite guy on CZcams that covers lolcows, laidback, chill and funny while some others can be nasty and a little cringe keep up the excellent content 👍

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Před rokem +4

      He really embraces the "don't tap the glass" approach. I respect that.
      There are plenty of lolcow commentary channels that border on lolcow status, themselves. The wings channels, especially.

    • @hheinous
      @hheinous Před rokem

      @@CNYKnifeNutdude don’t even get me started on the foodie beauty/amberlynn reactor community. it’s like a whole other lolcow genre (if i remember correctly one started a harem including at least one other reactor lol).

  • @Therealdesolatia
    @Therealdesolatia Před rokem +7

    As someone who suffers from an autoimmune disease- he has no idea what pain is. Eczema is highly treatable, and most people recover.
    I cannot get up without pain. I have to make calculated choices with what I’m going to do. You don’t wish Anyone else to go through this. His brand of stupid is one of the reasons I do not ask for accommodation. People like him make it harder for me to get the care I need

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz Před rokem

      😔

    • @lynnkayee1015
      @lynnkayee1015 Před 10 měsíci

      While I suffer from a physical disability which isn't the same, I feel you. My pain is chronic and along with the damage to my body, it makes tasks that are simple for most people become near all day projects for me.
      Hearing him complain like that makes me want to smack him.
      Also...I wish you the best. 💕

    • @karlinharris1827
      @karlinharris1827 Před 13 dny

      Sending positive energy & vibes to you both. I genuinely hope that y'all find either relief or full remission. It sucks that yall are going through your own respected issues, just for ding-dongs like the goblin jester, to say he deals with constant pain amd yada yada yada. I digress, I wish yall the best in life. Bless!

  • @Jevlinski
    @Jevlinski Před rokem +4

    I’ve watched so many Cyrax videos now, and I still can’t believe he is a real person.

  • @t-co7871
    @t-co7871 Před rokem +8

    Keep up the good work man. I like how you just cover the topics and laugh like the rest of us. 99% of people have that 1 moment when falling down the Cyraxx rabbit hole that you almost feel bad for him. THEN! Once you have the full picture you can't wait until the next bad thing he's got coming to him like the rest of us.

  • @OfLoyaliisms
    @OfLoyaliisms Před rokem +12

    This legit drives me insane. I'm someone with pretty bad eczema, and have dealt with it since it started during my high school years. Mine is also stress induced. "DANGEROUS"??? My DUDE. LOL I literally have had doctors tell me, it's nothing deadly or worrisome in the long run as long as I deal with the cause. Something is stressing me out? I deal with it or WALK AWAY. PROPER HYGIENE STOPS IT FROM GETTING TO THE POINT CYRAX CLAIMS HES AT. Proper Hygiene, proper hydration, managing stress... and boom. way less breakouts. EASY.
    It's infuriating but also absolutely hilarious how wrong he is and how he's using a sensitive skin condition as pity points when it's literally all self-induced and could be absolutely manageable if he wasn't such a little goblin creature.(EDIT) Also lol it's also often something that runs in families. A flare up can be brought on by mental/physical health. But it's not like he's not CLEARLY had a skin condition of some kind this whole time.

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 Před rokem

      I've heard there's injections that can help it's a new thing. Sorry, I don't know any more than that, but my friend looked into it and their doctor told them there is a new treatment that is curing it for some people.

    • @hellman5820
      @hellman5820 Před rokem

      i stopped eating seed oils, specifically canola, and mine went away.

  • @jadenwilliams4807
    @jadenwilliams4807 Před rokem +3

    As a metalhead I am obligated to say that Cyraxx's fry scream (I hope to God it's fry otherwise he's fry-ing his fucking vocal cords) has potential. I can picture his screeching on an Infant Annihilator song and it goes together pretty well, in a few too many ways actually.

  • @patrickrichardson2518
    @patrickrichardson2518 Před 3 měsíci +2

    If your skin peels when you shower, it's usually a sign of not having showered in a while. Our skin sloughs off and replaces itself at a pretty alarming rate. Most of it flakes off in imperceptible pieces and is typically rinsed off when we bathe. When you don't bathe for a few days, this dead skin just kinda hangs around on the surface, aided by the build-up of natural oils, sweat, etc. When you finally do get wet, that dead skin soaks up that water and starts to pill up in these little chunks and slivers. You might not notice it so much in the actual shower, but when you hop out and start running that coarse towel over your skin, it really starts to pull up all those damp, oily bits of skin. I'm willing to bet this is exactly what was going on with Chance, especially with it being his back, which you know he doesn't pay any attention to even when he does take a shower/bath.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Před 2 měsíci

      I'd call that reasonable enough. But he either doesn't have enough sludge making it up top or there's nothing to use it...

  • @thegootshow
    @thegootshow Před 4 měsíci +2

    Smokey allways walking around with the Chrystal ball. you compared him to a king and minutes later he says "bow down"

  • @WormOfEscence
    @WormOfEscence Před rokem +13

    Your Cyrax uploads are sweet. I watched this at Marty’s but prefer yours. More to the point. Lots of Marty’s stuff is just boring or interlude between the fun stuff. Yours is just right. 🎉

    • @dilaudidsky7283
      @dilaudidsky7283 Před rokem +1

      For real tho martys stuff is very slow/silent, extremely hard to follow.

    • @WormOfEscence
      @WormOfEscence Před rokem +1

      @@dilaudidsky7283 it’s so boring and they have like - internal memes that they use so if you haven’t been there since the beginning you won’t know. Ugh

  • @ClammyHorrorShow
    @ClammyHorrorShow Před 10 měsíci +1

    Loving his vanilla cupcake cosplay with the scabs on his head as sprinkles lmfao

  • @CeruleanChurch
    @CeruleanChurch Před rokem +5

    I think what I hate the most about Cyraxx is how he has to pronounce the entirety of "Stress Induced Eczyma" when he could've just called it eczyma.

  • @jonnywallace3454
    @jonnywallace3454 Před rokem +6

    Cyrax is definitely the new Chris chan love the videos my dude

  • @sundew1
    @sundew1 Před rokem +4

    Cyrax's back is peeling from all the sun he gets in his attic

  • @HRM.H
    @HRM.H Před rokem

    Thanks for the great vids. This whole Cyrax thing is such great entertainment 😂

  • @wareforcoin5780
    @wareforcoin5780 Před rokem +6

    It's like he goes out of his way to be as unlikable as possible. I feel a mixture of pity and disgust. Pity for this man who obviously has nothing good in his life, and disgust for this nasty little man who doesn't deserve anything good in his life.

  • @Ian-sn7ci
    @Ian-sn7ci Před rokem +3

    Improving with every video Smokey, loving the hard work!

  • @yelena86
    @yelena86 Před rokem +2

    Dominate the screaming match, denial and deflect is the only thing he can do. He knows the truth but just can’t handle it 😂

  • @Ordinary_BS
    @Ordinary_BS Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Breaking the law, Breaking the law…”
    - Rob Halford

  • @p-slipknotfreak
    @p-slipknotfreak Před rokem +4

    Smokey! Just got home and ready to chill! Loving the content my dude.

  • @zapp279
    @zapp279 Před rokem +16

    Hey smokey hope your having a good week! Love your stuff you have opened my world to so many different people. Currently watching kingcobra actually feel bad for him doesn't seem like too bad of of a guy just weird. Would love a lolcow 101 and what your thoughts are on each one.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před rokem +1

      Cobes can get pretty bad sometimes. Don’t get him talking about kids, is all I’m saying.

    • @TedBundysGhost
      @TedBundysGhost Před rokem

      Dudes massively creepy, stalks women on the reg...he's got some definite red flags to be a grapist...

  • @zbelair7218
    @zbelair7218 Před rokem +1

    8:44 I love the WWE voice when he starts getting big. You know he's doing his best to repeat what he saw on the TV last night

  • @heythere263e
    @heythere263e Před rokem +4

    38:07 having this guy yell at me was a thing of beauty. It made me truly realize he wants this to happen, he's never going to leave and he has just set a course for being the newest big lolcow.

  • @Welchs11
    @Welchs11 Před rokem +1

    Cyrax sees all! Proof, his eyes go in 2 directions simultaneously

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin Před měsícem +2

    What i learned from this video from Cyraxx
    1: Stress Induced Eczema? *One of the WORST ONES*

  • @artur6912
    @artur6912 Před rokem +2

    28:07 That would be like my complaining about my pollen allergies because in the high of spring and summer I need to take cheap and easily accessible medicine or I would scratch myself to death. Yes, it's annoying and it does suck when I'm out of meds and have an attack, but at the same time I'm fully aware that my allergies are nothing more than an inconvenience when compared to other incurable medical conditions that people live with.

  • @Sgt-Paintrain
    @Sgt-Paintrain Před rokem

    Dude, I love going back watching these old freakouts! They happen so frequently that it's easy to forget about these classics 😂. Also love the final fantasy background music! Almost certain it's final fantasy anyway lol. Keep up the great work!

  • @natasazazel6248
    @natasazazel6248 Před rokem

    Lmao Smokey thank you these videos.

  • @toxictekjr3404
    @toxictekjr3404 Před rokem +1

    Love your cyraxx vids. I listen to them when I’m working to catch up on the lore.

  • @FredzDeadBaby
    @FredzDeadBaby Před rokem +4

    Madder he gets the further his eyes spread apart

  • @paintedmichael
    @paintedmichael Před rokem +2

    This specimen looks like the real toxic avenger.

  • @Deedee19479
    @Deedee19479 Před měsícem +1

    WWE Raxxo 😂 Marty trying not to giggle while he winds the goblin up😂😂

  • @yelena86
    @yelena86 Před rokem +3

    He won’t let Marty get a word in so he thinks he’s winning and people will respect him. If he dominates the “conversation” he’s right and mighty. He’s doing it purposely so nobody can say shit to him cause he can’t take it, so denial and deflect is the only way he knows.

  • @loganwillman7300
    @loganwillman7300 Před rokem

    Totally earned my sub, great new content for me to bingeband consume

  • @45noop
    @45noop Před rokem +5

    he gets so mad when Marty’s just strait repeating him self like cyrax does lol

  • @CBrown86
    @CBrown86 Před rokem +2

    Why cant cyrax ever look directly at literally anything 😂

  • @sailorusagix
    @sailorusagix Před rokem +1

    Smokey, you and @zaidriumzero are my fav cyraxx commentary channels. Keep it up!!

  • @vankook
    @vankook Před rokem +3

    I'm waiting for the time when both his eyes roll back completely in opposite directions.

  • @nootnewt9323
    @nootnewt9323 Před rokem +1

    Love your videos to listen to in my car when I’m driving around

    • @goonlander
      @goonlander Před rokem +2

      one could almost say… *cruisin round town with no where to go*

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 Před rokem +3

    lmao i watched this live, cyraxx was about to cry lmao

  • @chopshop94
    @chopshop94 Před rokem +1

    Thank christ I was about to end it all until I noticed Smokey uploaded. Appreciate you king 👑 💯🤌

  • @IvyMyki
    @IvyMyki Před rokem +2

    With serious eczema staying in bed is way more painful than 'getting up in the morning'

  • @toxicavenger7073
    @toxicavenger7073 Před rokem +3

    Shout out to wance chillkins for the 'goblin mode" achievement changing the world 1 word at a time

  • @TylerWadleigh
    @TylerWadleigh Před rokem +2

    Premiered this right as I was about to drive home from work. Perfect way to get through traffic

  • @FUPA_CABRA
    @FUPA_CABRA Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cyrats left eye starts looking behind him when hes going crazy

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've been down this Cyraxx rabbit hole for a few weeks now. It's clear that his maturity level is that of a 12 year old with delusions of grandeur. He shouts over everyone, he never stops talking to allow anyone else get a word in, he berates everyone with childish insults, and then he ultimately resorts to threats of violence which he never follows through on. This is the behavior of a spoiled 12 year old who can't handle losing. It also explains his tendencies towards pdfilia.

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Před rokem +2

    "I OWN YOU MARTY!!!!!!"
    "Pay me the money marty or I'm telling your girlfriend"
    Seems like the latter statement disproves the first
    Also pretty bold strategy of when trying to get people to leave you alone you not only threaten them you also threaten everyone they care about. I'm sure that'll work out great in the long run

  • @prophetic0311
    @prophetic0311 Před rokem +7

    HE DOESN'T HAVE ECZEMA

    • @DIdaho9001
      @DIdaho9001 Před rokem +2

      Never buy the official story.

    • @mariocruz5485
      @mariocruz5485 Před rokem +1

      He probably looked up "why is my back peeling" and believed the first thing he saw.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Před rokem

      He has bed bugs.

    • @phantomgreen.
      @phantomgreen. Před rokem +1

      Probably a skin yeast infection 🤢

  • @InTheMindOfDavid
    @InTheMindOfDavid Před 11 měsíci +2

    Cyraxx’s personality is what you get when you mix narcissism and extremely low intellectual capacity, emotional maturity, maturity in general, and possibly brain trauma likely from abuse or doing stupid shit. Like, I guarantee Cyraxx has had multiple untreated head trauma injuries. I mean, his Guardians apparently didn’t even bother to get his severe lazy eyes, something that obviously visible, probably very likely they didn’t bother to take him to a doctor with shit they couldn’t seen ya know, like whenever he got a head injury.

  • @jeffweber7043
    @jeffweber7043 Před rokem +4

    Him going on about his stress is already close to him being the next Chris

  • @WormOfEscence
    @WormOfEscence Před rokem +1

    Also, side note. I can’t wait for your new uploads. Have the notifications on. Suggestion: CWIKI readings lol

  • @David-Dash-IBA
    @David-Dash-IBA Před rokem +2

    His back is peeling because that ain't skin. It's caked-on grime

  • @bigjhon8475
    @bigjhon8475 Před rokem

    “Oh I’m being louder so I’m winning” now that right there is the cyrax

  • @Mactire419
    @Mactire419 Před rokem

    Love the vids man!

  • @Ebbensteeben
    @Ebbensteeben Před rokem +2

    I saw they were making a Gollum game and I for one, am excited to be playing as Cyrax.

  • @plunk9275
    @plunk9275 Před rokem +1

    Dab it up smokey, thats the only way i can sit through a cyrax stream

  • @beeswax5575
    @beeswax5575 Před rokem +2

    goblin hasnt learnt to look at people when talking to them, hes looking into his past and future at the same time damn

  • @CaptainMonotone448
    @CaptainMonotone448 Před rokem +2

    I think when Cyrax talks about Chris Chan, he's specifically referring to how Chandler is in prison right now. Remember he is convinced that it was 100% the trolls that got Chandler locked away. Which probably added to his freak out over the train incident

  • @D_an_
    @D_an_ Před rokem +2

    Cyrax moves and talks like a muppet lol

  • @atenchifan
    @atenchifan Před 10 měsíci +1

    RIP headphone users when Cyrax screams directly into the Mic

  • @franzpattison
    @franzpattison Před 11 měsíci +1

    Cyrax is like the reincarnation of OG LOC from San Andreas

  • @brokes4191
    @brokes4191 Před 10 měsíci

    Smokey's videos carried my week this week, ngl