The Best of KingCobraJFS with @Kiwitapes
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- čas přidán 30. 01. 2023
- Today we are finally looking at the gothic bad boy himself KingCobraJFS. Thankfully, the homie @kiwitapes is here to explain the lore and everything else. Hope y’all enjoy this one today and go subscribe to the goat Kiwi💯
- Hry
It’s so funny and sad that Kobra looking for a legal woman who breathes is not only the bare minimum but also makes him a better person than most lolcows
Don’t forget of-age and consenting.
Dude is actually more respectful than a lot of guys I’ve known.
@@JustDatBoiyou're both missing the most important. Non related. You figure looking at josh, he looks like he'd feel up his mom in her sleep
I came back to this video. Saw this comment. And I had to bring up NAL. 😂😂😂
Alive, of aged, cis-gendered, consenting, non-related, woman, tubes! TMDWU
It really feels like if the internet wasn't what it was, cobes would be relatively normal, at least before the huffing.
Imagine getting kidnapped by cobra, but instead of just killing you, he ties you to a chair and force feeds you the "food" he creates. Truly nightmarish
It'd be like that DLC for RE7
i would love to add, as a pesticide technician, we use nicotine as a pesticide still. neonicotinoids like talstar are used a LOT. so please, for the health of your pet bug, breathe nicotine onto it. such a good idea
I think I could woop him even if I got tied down. I feel like I cant take a L to him
I not entirely convinced he can tie anything. If his battles with a can opener are anything to go by
I imagine that should be Smokey's personal hell if that happened to him. lol
Smokey having a mental breakdown during the food hack is honestly the best part
I couldn’t stand it😂
@@SmokeyMcC the terror in your voice 😆
@@SmokeyMcC whatchu got against butter smoke smoke?
Now I get having a problem with butter AND ranch and farkin, cream of mushroom and noodles but just butter? How ya gonna hate butter mate?
That shit's not a food hack, its a murder
I was expecting like prison spread type food hack.
That was hell
Kiwi's calm and collected style mixed with Smokey's excitability and talkative nature is the perfect balance
They're like a pair of good golf commentators
Dream team
Agreed
We need these kind of channels as Cobras content is completely unwatchable in full form….especially nowadays it’s just all Alky-Ebegging streams of him pouting and complaining how his account is in the negative.
Sample of Cobra Content:
PAY PIGGIES ASSEMBLE 🐖💰🐖💰🐖💰 BOGLIM ASSUME THE POSITION 🚬🧌🍺💩
COMMENCE E BOGGING!!
Talk about kids, count Ebegging tips abruptly leave to spend the donations on instant gratification especially on booze fast food and cam guys
🐖💨💩💰🧌🦎🪦 RIP Puff Jerky
RIP 🪦🧟♀️ HOMEBOY SCOTTY
its literally hilarious
Cobra is like that weird guy in a local bar, he has his own table, his own bar stool, every time you come to have a drink, he is in, at least a bit drunk, chain-smoking, murmuring to himself, he basically lives there. That is Cobra in like 10 years.
There won’t be any bars left in Casper that he isn’t banned from if he isn’t somehow already dead within 10 years.
@@haydenschmidt6904 Exactly he would never be allowed to hang out in one bar that long.
I have a feeling he won't make it 10 years at the rate he's going nowadays.
This did not age well, and it's only a year old lol
“You could loot him like a creature from a video game.” Had me dying! Please keep the collabs coming!
That's one way to get a CobraCraft wand...
yeah goddamn that killed me lol
Him and Johnny Depp.
Boglim loot table:
Cobras Mist: 5%
Ms. Green staff: 1%
Bogrrito: .001%
@@Ekdrinkyahhhh buddy
Most of his culinary habits are due to him being basically blackout drunk all the time.
+ Kratom
i think hes also brainrotted with autism. he got the cravings of a pregnant woman
I feel like KingCobra is that weird kid you used to be friends with briefly in high school and somehow ran into him while doing errands at a grocery store as an adult.
yeah he gives me a lot of local suburban small town highschool friend vibes
my friend in middle school was crazy goth... saw him later in life with a regular haircut and clothes was so weird
And realized damn you never grew up did you…. Dude peaked at job corps 😂
Smokey learning about Cobes, and Rogue learning about Cyrax. The crossover is inevitable.
TMDWU
Kiwis vid rocks…. Josh itch Saunders Boglitard king of Ebegging living off begging tips, SSI, EBT, sloth, who has never once even thought to tip any of his delivery people for the tens of thousands of deliveries of “PAID FOR PACKAGES” and door dash and booze deliveries … he gives autists and boglitards a bad name…. He also has halitosis and male yeast infections and gangrenous body odor.
🐐💨🤓💩
I'm surprised Rouge hasn't linked with these fellas.
The one thing I really appreciate about Josh is that he is always just authentically himself. He may be a yucky grease wizard, but he's an authentic one.
When the state ceaseth, there is only the man who is not superfluous.
Idk man a lot of his drinking and smoking seems to come from a desperate attempt at being cool, I think to a large degree you are right but not with respect to those things
@@Onoesmahpie I feel like you’re on to something there. I think more what I was trying to say was that Josh is himself regardless of what people think of him or say about him, like you can tell it bugs him but not enough to actually change anything.
I kinda respect him. He isn't a pedo, he mostly keeps to himself, he isn't overly violent towards people, he functions IRL, somehow. He is still weird AF but funny weird, 2008 CZcams weird, not like Chris Chan, Cyrax, Daniel Larson weird and creepy. I put him above even DSP, because his is always 100% himself, as you said, Josh is a weirdo but an authentic one.
@@jakublulek3261 honestly, given the opportunity, I would have a beer with Josh
Cobes is one of those rare people who peaked and stayed at 12.
Holding tight to his glory days
I don't blame him adulthood in the 2020s sux
@@Mlotshaw1 facts
@@Mlotshaw1 Adulthood always sucked.
Cobes’ conception of coolness also stopped growing at age 12. I know when I was a young, edgy autist, my ideal cool guy would’ve hit a lot of the same aesthetic and music markers. Except I kept learning and changing, and Cobes stayed 12 eternally.
Cobes is one of the most likeable lolcows for me, especially when he was younger and had way more energy. He's so genuinely weird and entertaining, he'll come up with the strangest things I would never even think of, whether it's his musings or his cooking. He's such a weird, awkward cringelord with all these fascinating idiosyncrasies. It's too bad he lost his overconfidence/false bravado but he's still hilarious.
I love King Cobes
100% agree
If I had to choose one lolcow to hang with willingly, It'd be Cobes...maybe also Big Lenny, but Cobes for sure since for as much wrong is with him, he's more harmless than the other degenerates.
ong i had a mad crush on young cobra. i think its cuz he reminds me of my boyfriend, but if my boyfriend ended up living full time with his dad instead of his mom.
@@milkyeyez34damn, if only all women had your rock bottom standards. Id be laid every day
He's a cool self aware lolcow , Daniel, Chris, and raxx are horrorcows
If he was self aware he'd realize his anger is futile overcompensation for failure and he'd stop. He makes a show of it because any mistake is indicative of weakness in his mind, meaning if he doesn't exert power over an object through violence and rage, he's weak. It's painfully transparent, because I can personally attest to having had this problem when I was younger. It's not exclusive to autism. He wants so badly to represent this abstract ideal of coolness, that he can't even be at peace when the camera's off, because self awareness would imply he's lying to everyone else but himself, just poorly. But no, he has to convince, not just his perceived audience? But himself, of his legitimacy.
He's gross and very weird but he's nothing compared to the line up of other Lolcows. He's just a strange guy.
@@TheRealEvilRoyyou only think cobes is just strange is because you compare him to the big 3 of insane lolcows
Wish he went down a better path. He was really likable when he wasn’t bald lol
nah, he used to be cool and self aware, but he's fallen so far from that point that he's pretty much on the level of other lolcows. he's extremely unlikeable now since he only talks about how much he hates sickos and his trolls while sitting on stream either drinking or doing nothing for donations. absolutely pathetic.
This collab is 🔥 I hope you guys make this a regular thing
Definitely are💯
🤢🤮
a real meeting of the minds
@@SmokeyMcC
If you have any bloopers, don't be shy about making comps of them too!
You're honestly like the Wendigoon of lolcow shitposting and your vids are a ball to listen to while playing vidya
@@SmokeyMcC Hey Smokey, I'm surprised that you two didn't talk about Cobes recent confession. About a week ago Cobra was drunkenly bragging about molesting a special needs girls in middle school. czcams.com/video/ijOZQR6uYAs/video.html
I'm gonna be totally honest with you, this was the coziest collab I've ever watched / listened to. Literally watched it once all the way through and then again as background noise while editing. You two HAVE to do more of these. This was absolutely perfect. It was obvious this was one of y'alls first time actually making a video together maybe even first time speaking over voice together, but you two get along so well. Completely opposite "speeds" but they compliment SO well. I will literally watch every single video you two make in this style on repeat. One person learns about a lolcow, and presents it to the other with the cream of the crop.
Please.. Please... PLEASE make more of these. Seriously, awesome vibe and awesome job boys!!
Cozy is a good word for these guys together. It’s soothing, just listening to them kick it. I’d direct anyone in search of more to the 2High4Stupid VODs found on the Kiwi Archives channel, hours of awesome content.
@@Kropothead 2 high 4 stupid is the best thing to listen to in the background, i'm only on episode 5 and it's already gotta be one of my favorite podcasts
One thing I noticed is that when Cobes is eating that burger, he doesn’t bring the food to his mouth, he brings his mouth to the food
Cause he dumped a bottle of ranch onto it and it's waterfalling into his lap
I think that’s how I eat
Smokey's reaction to the standard Boglim cuisine is priceless
Smokey: guys don't get angry over lolcows like cyraxx. It's not worth your energy.
Also smokey: is ready to give cobes the people's elbow for his cooking
Most offended I’ve ever been by a Lolcow
FYI: Country Crock or ANY other kind of spread or margarine is NOT BUTTER. Not even close. My mother used margarine my entire childhood. The first thing I did when I got my own kitchen was BAN country crock and margarine. No one is even allowed to bring it in my house.
I only buy expensive Irish butter now, I want the real deal cholesterol God dammit
@@zackmatulis4094Danish Butter is better but harder to find stateside.
I prefer Margarine to butter....
@@Colon-D... leave. now.
“you could loot them like a creature in a video game youd get so much stuff” is so perfect that thought has been bouncing around my head thank you kings for putting it into words. This should be a regular thing
I’ve been a long time viewer of M’Gourd. But I love revisiting the classics and seeing peoples initial reaction to seeing him do the best he can every day.
TWU
TMDWU
Cobra’s whole deal is he’s just a drunk nerd who sure doesn’t make the best life choices and is way too open about the kind of shit he’s doing in a regular basis but compared to every other lolcow out there he’s practically neutral good (good god has someone done a lolcow alignment chart yet?) he’s just kind of unaware but at the end of the day the only person he’s harming is himself
Very true, but let's not forget his threats to stab a woman over an argument, him stalking multiple women since high school, and him constantly bringing up kids. He hasn't done anything and the only reason I think that is is because Josh is scared of the cops and getting in trouble.
He's absolutely not neutral good, he has done some harmful things to others
@@nameinvain6 ironically he got arrested for intoxication iirc
@@TuberoseKissersure he’s an angry drunk and probably a terrible judge of character but at this point as long as he isn’t a peedo he’s a the top of the moral aliment when it comes to lolocows
@@GunNutproductionsOG He confused to sexually assaulting a special needs girl like last week
Calling his head a dirty lollipop made me laugh so hard!!! The both of you laughing at our boglem bad boy brings me great joy
I was giggling at Smokey freaking out over the food but then as soon as he described it as a congealed noodle cereal I actually fucking gagged
Please keep these up they are so damn entertaining
Definitely will stay up 💯
Keep it coming Smokey and kiwi I’m here for all of it and hitting dabs along the way
TWU toobz. I do not understand why someone who lives a much sadder life than I do doesn't constantly think about ending it all. I am one step away from being a lolcow myself, but I'll be dead before I'm shaking it for Ozzy in front of 10s of people.
He had over 1000 people watching including me last time he was live. He is a legit sensation
I saw that too. Hilarious
When you're too stupid to know your life is bad, you don't tend to mind it.
He is killing himself just slowly
A major part of it is because his father Clint enables him and provides positive reinforcement.
“He looks like a moonshiner”
Cobes walks near a woman...
Woman: "That dude smells..."
Cobes walks away from her...
Woman: "...good (he's gone)."
Cobes' brain: "That of age chick thinks I smell good TWU!"
The verdicts still out about cobes,the way he just says "of age women" constantly and "fuck sickos" out of nowhere. I'd like to hear the uninterrupted thoughts that goes through his brain. With all that said,watching this shit is addictive asf
The current information is that he's mildly schizophrenic. He's said as much as had Clint.
I get the feeling that Cobes is one of those goldfish people who doesn’t have an inner monologue and just has no thoughts.
@@chosentonessournotes sounds about right
This is hands down the funniest thing I've seen in years, I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. It literally got to the point where my gf thought I was crying because my eyes were watering so much, and the praying mantis thing very nearly made me puke I was laughing so hard. Goddamn this is gold, PLEASE make more of these.
definitely should watch the 9/11 breakdown clip where he goes from crying about people tragically dying to complaining about pronouns
His neighbors had to be spazzing out on the Star-Spangled rage out moment
I wonder how long the neighbors last around Cobes. I'd be seeking a new place asap. But I also wonder if Cobes apartment is the cheapest in town
@@Nedula007 he lives in section 8 housing so it's probably some of the cheapest in town. needless to say if you live next to cobra you're probably not doing so good in life and probably dont have many other options
@@antipsychotic451 So what? Even if i was down on my luck in Casper Wyoming i'd rather be in the drunk tank than live next to this weirdo.
@@Nedula007 so instead of living next to a regarded drunk, you want to be thrown in a cell with a bunch of regarded drunks?
@@antipsychotic451 If my ONLY option is living next to psycho Josh? LOL yeah!
Cobra looks like a somewhat human version of the Lorax after global warming on smack 😂 And Scotty lookin like the dealer from pineapple express fighting over visitation on FB live 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Someone needs to make a Kickstarter for a reality show starring JFS, Cyrax, etc...living together in 1 house
Put Shanny & Rev in there too 😅🤣😂
Jared Genesis, gotta get that dork. Maybe OnlyLoseMeLeg too.
LolHouse
KingcobraJFS
Cyraxx
Boogie
WingsofRedemption
Ethan Ralph
DSP
Yandere Dev
The Amazing Atheist
LowTierGod
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Ethan Klein
EDP445
Didn't include Chris due to high possibility of him groping someone, given his convention behavior (I don't think cyraxx would try it on anyone who isn't disabled or around that many people). Also, no female lolcows because a few of the contestants are too likely to be creeps/pests (or worse) towards them
Sam Hyde already did it with AirSoft Fatty and it was great
I would unironically like to hang out with Josh once. Emphasis on once. He seems like an alright dude. A little unhinged, a little socially off, but he's not a bad person like most lolcows. Id knock a few back with him at a bar.
Scottie looks like the dude who waits outside of high schools to ask random girls if they're 18 yet.
I wanna cry watching him kill that ramen. It's like watching a friend that you've known all your life getting beaten to death.
Microwaving ramen is the easy and fast way, my man. 4 minutes in the ole wave will have that shit beautiful and takes no effort. you can microwave scrambled eggs too. These are what you do when you're too high to cook for real.
You know that you can just pour hot water from a water cooker over that stuff and wait 3 to 4 minutes as well, right?
@@Solanin0803 yes, of course I do. Or I can set it and forget it and it'll be done when I come back. No need to wait for water to boil then wait another 3-4 min when I can set it for 4 min from jump and it'll be done minus the time to boil the water. It also prepares better in the microwave cause it's being heated for 4 min instead of the water cooling for 4 min.
Loving the collaboration Smokey and Kiwi, another Lolcow masterclass. You both help so many through hard times by talking about these absolute trainwrecks. Stay safe out there in the world.
I love that Josh doesn’t even do a voice for Shaun. It’s basically just his own voice
It's as close to self reflection as he gets shon tells him how it really is, he is gross no one will have sex with him, he needs to get it together.
@@ooftysizemore97235 months later, no changes to be seen. Blud is doomed
You guys have such a good chemistry in these collabs! Hope to see more in the future :)
Aww man we need a new video covering the mead saga!
WAIT TILL SMOKEY SEES THE BOTULISM COCKTAILS HE DRINKS
When I was in rehab there was a guy who unclogged a toilet with his hand, then his sitting bareass on the communal bathroom floor begging to get MRSA, we called him the dirt merchant
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It's like making moonshine" given his new homemade wine, I'm impressed by this anime's foreshadowing.
Gotta say this video was way better than I expected, the chemistry between smokey and kiwi was superb. Hilarious vid 👌👌
The honest and real disconnect that Josh has between all of his life’s problems, and CZcams is unreal
Was looking for a compilation and found this, thanks! Watching this cross faded and am loving it. Keep it up guys!!!
The collab has proven to be awesome. You two are great at this
This collab is everything I never knew I needed! Love you guys so much ❤
Oh shon is the remains of some weird puppet therapy that Clint put young Josh through. He had a cobra puppet named Rusty too! I think Rusty gave out or biffed it though.
If the trolls ever find a way to get access to Cobra's search history, I suspect we'll find out that his "forbidden 6" is actually a shopping list of everything he's into...
Smokey you have the most Baltimore/Philly voice ever I’m totally here for it. Loved this vid
I quit drinking but I used to rage like that it's crazy seeing someone else do it I'm glad I stopped lol
Good on you, dude. Proud of you!
I'll be there one day
Smokey, when I was a teenager me and my girlfriends would get guys to buy us alcohol in the grocery store parking lot 😂😂 this was 2000 though 😂 we’d just walk up to them and be like “hiiiiii will you buy us wine coolers” 😂😂😂
🤦
Guy looks like a great value brand Sam Hyde
This was so good, can't wait for next from you two. Kiwi was really down on his sound quality but I think he came out better than expected
I’ve been waiting for the smokey kingcobra content, keep it coming if you can stomach it!
Legend has it he had a full head of hair but one day a piece fell out and he raged and ripped the rest out
You basically just described all of those gamer rage moments. "broke my keyboard, time to take my rage out on other electronics"
I’m pretty sure that coughing thing he was doing was an alcoholic thing. My gruncle does that shit.
You two are my favorite! Having y’all together is like Christmas morning! 😂😂
i've watched this movie a good few times since you uploaded it and it is great every time, love your stuff, man
You and Kiwi should collab more often. This was fun as hell.
I like how he has to make sure we know the soup wasn’t sponsored
😂😂😂😂
The hits keep coming 😎
Won’t stop either bro💯
There was a quote from ChaunceyCC where he said something like: “…I stopped watching the Cobra streams when he spent two minuets squeezing out Ranch Dressing on some pizza already covered in …something. Then I wondered what I’m doing with my life…”.
Dude said dirty lollipop 😂 😂 😂 😆
😂😂😂
🍭
Cobes head is like a lollypop that rolled under the couch and collected dirt/hair/dust/etc for a year
Love the collab. Very awesome content smokey and kiwi!
Enjoyed every second of this, pure bliss.
I don't get laid either, I gotta say, he is well on his way of becoming a wizard! I myself can't wait to gain my powers of levitation
Women truly suck
Been watching Jord since right before the hair dye fiasco. Good times and glad he’s being recognized.
love these collabs guys keep ‘em comin
Bro im loving the kiwi tapes smokey cross overs
Many more to come 💯
I'm 100% convinced Cobes saw that mantis and thought "hey that'd look cool on a wand," but just had readier access to a vape than a can of bug spray.
Love both of y'all's channels, but I gotta say y'all's vibes together is chef's kiss 😘 🤌!
The back and forth banter in this is so funny😂😂😂😂😂. Yall r hilarious.
Another massive dub for the Cobra, Smokey and Tapes fandoms 📼🔥
This is better than a Hulu documentary.
You and kiwi tape remind of if the hit pop duo LMFAO.! Good video and always stay away from alcohol
Smokey and kiwi are the method man and Redman of the lolcow universe
The horrorcows of Cyraxx, Chris, etc. are mentally disturbed individuals who were enabled by the internet because they weren't concious enough of their own behaviour to keep themselves in check, provided they ever had the ability to do so.
Josh is just a weird dude using the internet to keep himself busy. It's wholesome, in a way. I just hope he takes control of his alcoholism, since it seems like the catalyst to a potential horrorcow saga involving him, but I do think he genuinely could do it and take control if he was just pushed. I'll likely be proven wrong but I have high hopes for Josh to just be a niche internet micro celebrity like lolcows are meant to stay, and eventually grow out of it and be overall happier.
the second hairdye pic and him falling are two things ive never seen and theyre absolutely hilarious
Another banger video, as usual 🎉
A part 2 would be metal af Smoke!
TheGreasewizard has some beautiful cooking videos on his channel.
If smokey likes kingcobra noodles he will love those vids.
Grease is the goat. I definitely won’t like any cobra cooking videos though 😂
@@SmokeyMcC But Cobra truly does magical things with chocolate covered cherries, liquid smoke, soy sauce, salt mixed with sugar, gas station sushi, bacon, cheese, Doritos, Texas toast, Tony's BBQ seasoning and frozen burger patties.
All of the above being ingredients in just 1 fantastic creation.
All I want is lolcow boxing and the boglim and the goblin to fight
Only lolcow raxx is beating is Daniel because not only are they of similar size but Daniel will probably knock himself out before raxx gets more than 2 hits in
Another great vid from two of my favs
Hope you enjoyed it my friend 💯
33:55 whatchu mean Kiwi , that's not just black grease , that's Gothic-Grease©
Smokey and Kiwi make such an awesome host and co-host, they have brilliant chemistry and the vibe is on point. I only learned about Cobes about 8 or 9 months ago, but once you begin watching some of his content, you get sucked into the endless amount of lore. I’m ashamed that I know so much about a regarded alcoholic who makes wands and lives in Casper, Wyoming.
Ya'll had me rotfl!! I would definitely vote for a part 2💯
Cobra falling over his chair and breaking his cigarette still makes me laugh every time.
You guys make the perfect videos to just put on and relax, and I don’t have to worry about auto play putting something random on because the vids are always like hours long
His royal highness!! TY for sharing the Boglim with the masses. ❤
we need someone to come onto your channel who's a noob to the CCU (Cyraxx cinematic universe) to explain everything from BBR to the long saga of the Marty beef
Thank you Smokey. Great video.
Y'all should do a part 2 because there is so so much more and so much more deep
I swear I work with a guy who looks exactly like cobra, except he’s got a slightly larger beard and he’s a redhead but same body, voice, glasses, personality, eveything
But does he smell like a sexy bad boy goth??
He actually makes me think of a Johnny Depp from wish
Love these collabs!
"Cobra's got so much shit on him, you could loot him like he was a creature in a video game" lmao
I cried laughing lol
Incredible. I love these cross overs and to finally see cobes on here as well TWU!
Tmdwu
TWU indeed my friend
You should definitely cover Dragonlordfrodo sometime