TheWhiteBowser - Meet The Lolcows
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- čas přidán 27. 01. 2023
- I never thought we would be making a video on this guy, but here we are. The Story of TheWhiteBowser is an interesting one and I hope y’all enjoy joining me as we go down this strange path.
Cerberus - / @tripledemon
Kiwi Tapes - / @kiwitapes
MF Goon - / @thatmfkid - Hry
His voice sounds like the nerd emoji.
Sounds almost identical to Smaggledaggle.
"Thees intuhnet twolls"
Kyle's little cousin from Southpark lmao
I read this before the video started, just 6 seconds in I can’t agree more 🤣
@@followthetrailofbluntguts omg he even looks like him you're right
"You have an ungodly amount of CP on your computerrrr"
"It is not CP, it's anime"
That snapped me out of the cloudiness from the edibles
Now you know what you can use as an emergency comedown like some form of narcan.
Dude, I took 5 tabs of valerian root and even I picked up on that shit, like what the hell
I like how we’re all collectively watching this high
Yup. Same here. Nothing better to do than get stoned and watch the meltdown of a predator.
Is it just me or does he sound like an autistic younger version of Christopher Walken
That dude is THE stereotype of a Genshin Impact player.
When you see a fucker like this, it's no wonder people hate genshin players. Always wondered why that was lol
XD too damn true
As a genshin player, I agree
@@wil.d_sage same
I never get tired of watching that Raiden clip, and I felt the way he acted when I pulled her 😂
TheWhiteBowser has amazing cow potential. The narcissism, inability to read social cues, unapologetic obsession with underaged characters, prior history of being a creep, that wacky speech impediment, and the fact he’s coming on 30 years old. He hits all of the check marks.
Above all else, though; there’s a “goofy factor” that’s been missing from most cows as of late. Most people of interest in the past few years have been depressing or just angry. Bowser is legitimately cartoonish and explosive in his reactions, with an ego that won’t let him step away and say “maybe I’m in the wrong”.
Waiting for the next Bowser update with bated breath, this guy is seriously funny.
bro though he was doing a soliloquy
Just leave him be and he wont evolve into another horror cow.
Usually when a grown man has the voice of a child, there is something deeper going on.
Truth!
Correct
i grew up listening to loveline a lot and literally every time a caller sounded like a kid, dr drew would call this out and ask what happened when they were a kid. he was right almost every single time.
@@nroe1337 Same! I remember that very clearly!
Interesting, I mean it definitely occurs to me that's the case with Bowser. Is it also indicative if a woman has a little girl voice? Serious question I'm not being a smart-ass.
What the fuck is even happening anymore lmfao. Just when things get boring lolcows magically teleport into existence for you to talk about. I guess no matter what there will be always be somebody doing some stupid shit, even with Chris behind bars. Godspeed Smokey, thanks for keeping us up to date.
well you have to remember that little sparks of potential lowcows twinkle all across the world, and sometimes it takes the titans of industry getting boring to discover a new prodigy
>even with chris behind bars
chris's story never gets boring does it?
Chris chan got bailed out......by some idiot who wants to see him do some crazy shit probably
When you get bored of the current lolcows and have to make your own
Earl made himself a lolcow
Homebrew
He's the bathtub gin of lolcows.
bro went DIY
Bro prolly says N with a hard W
Underrated comment
Tragically underrated.
(My auto complete wanted to turn "underrated" into "underage")
Once I heard his strange voice I knew…this is gonna be a good watch.
He has a speech impediment. It isn't that serious
@@Proctor13 yea the speech impediment may not be the worst in the world, but in this case it was f’d up enough to make you think that the person that is saying this shit must be sick in the had/ Especially if you have been watching these videos recently….when you hear a voice like his then you know it’s coming. Maybe he is actually all the things he says he is about being slow and all that but the man literally put together a PowerPoint presentation to plead his case. All the while he was citing the DSM-5 for the definitions of what he is accused of. He’s not as dumb as people think he is, and that is what makes him a scumbag and why he got his own episode on this channel. I found it entertaining so 👍 to smoky McCrack.😂
"The artists who made the C.P drew these underaged characters hypersexualized its not MY fault I find them sexually attractive! Im bipolar and autistic!" There are loads and loads of bipolar and autistic people who dont sexualize children...
As part of the latter of those two groups, I personally loathe the sexualization of minors that's now prevalent in our society. Let them have their innocence!
as a bipolar and autistic person i don't find CP acceptable in our society and people who draw it or enjoy it should be castrated
In the UK it is illegal to make or view drawings of children being sexualised. They made it a new law recently and I totally am all for it.
@@carolinerowles5951 US lawmakers better get on it soon smh
As an autist, can confirm. We don't claim this lisping arrtard
It’s funny because the Freezing girls are drawn with adult proportions, but he is the one explicitly pointing out their age in his argument as to how he isn’t a creep. Also doesn’t help that he says they’re 17- same age as the girl he groped.
yep. There's actually good arguments for defending weebshit but he's so dumb, he makes every single wrong argument imaginable.
What are the freezing girls? I’m getting confused by the problem with the anime girls. Is he into young girls? I don’t understand
@@Jo_Mama710 Freezing is the title of the anime its really good one too.
I think this is it. Smokey has found the ultimate lolcow. I see hints of Cyrax and Chris Chan, even deflecting blame like DSP
Like the legends have foretold … 🐄
The lolcow triforce
Holy shit hearing Liquid Chris’s voice was like your favourite tv show character from the first season making a cameo appearance in a later season
I had to rewind, I was just doing school and he was brought up, jaw dropped
I a 50 yr old male and see/teleconference a psychiatrist every 30 days and at the end of every consultation he asks “do I need to be concerned for your safety?”. He asks this because I pay him to care for my mental health and his job is the ensure mental health is “healthy”. My psychiatrist would never enter a serious honest discussion about pedophilia via text because of fear I may harm myself or other if he challenges my thoughts over such a serious issues in a way that is adverse to my current thought patterns. Bowser’s whole approach to this is immature and childlike which is likely why he is chasing girls in that age range. Older females would be to intimidating for him.
Being autistic isn't a free pass. My brother is autistic and a tad more severe than this dude and would probably fight him at the mention of CP. Jumped on the back of a known local pedophile who was at the park staring at little girls and trying to talk to them by the tree line. This dude is nutty.
As an autistic guy, your brother sounds like a badass.
Your bro is a legit badass.
You had your own personal lolcow just sitting around here waiting to show himself. Guys we're in on the ground level for this one
I have one too but luckily he left me alone and gave up for now
Purebred pillow is insane
we absolutely need more whitebowser content
Welp..
I love when lolcows try to lie despite having an extremely obvious tell.
Whitebowser stutters more than my dads halfway repaired 60s chevelle
I can't help but notice he has a very distinct way of speaking, he sounds like a mix of Elmer Fudd and a Valley Girl
There's some Homestar Runner in there too
@@stringcheeseofficial1977 good call
@@stringcheeseofficial1977 also I like your pfp.
Lmao holy shit you're right
@@stringcheeseofficial1977 LMAO YES!
Cousin Kyle from South Park aged like milk
It’s amazing how these lolcows think that they can use the “I have a mental disability, which means I don’t know any better” excuse just to say and do all these horrible things. If you’re competent enough to know what you do is wrong then your actions should be accounted for when you are confronted by others for doing them.
Right? I think it starts out with others making excuses for them earlier in life. “He doesn’t know what he’s doing wrong, he’s autistic!” Meanwhile the rest of us autistics are in our little corner yelling “It doesn’t work like that, he knows what he did!” But they realize it’s way easier to lie and use the excuse than to do the hard work of becoming better people who know how to act in public. You saw it with Chris, you see it with Cobes, you see it with Bowser.
If they are in society, they are expected to know how to behave appropriately, if not, they are fair game until they learn how to do so. End of.
@@penelope-oe2vr Given the current state of society, there's nothing wrong with what they do.
Drag queens hanging out with kids, kids dancing in drag clubs for tips, children twerking at socalled "Pride parades",while grown men walk around in assless chaps, leading around other grown men in bondage gear on leashes,changing terminologies such as replacing "pedo" with MAPS, is all the "right and good thing" to do and you're a bigot or some kind of "phobe" or other if you disagree.
Mental illness and perversion is a virtue now.
@@naelyneurkopfen9741 you’ve got it wrong buddy. The lgbt community DESPISES pedos. They just like to sneak into places they don’t belong. The “MAP” movement was heavily scrutinized by the LGBT community, with most of us harassing said predators. They just keep coming back and disgracing themselves and us.
Nothing pisses me off more than people like that. I see so many, SO, MANY, autistic people and Tumblrinas with BPD who insist it's "ableist" to criticize someone with PTSD or ADHD, BPD, ASD, friggin' ACDC, who the hell even knows how many there are now.
It's so obvious they just want to hide behind their disorder to avoid consequences of their actions. And the cherry on top is most of them are self diagnosed 🙄
His voice is exactly what i picture every discord user sounding like
Think u meant to say every discord mod
Hahaha so true. 🤣
@@1lubba6 maybe twitter users?
@@1lubba6 Nah, he was absolutely spot on. Discord is an absolute shit hole of a platform
Amen!
Omg his voice reminds me of Kyle’s cousin Kyle from South Park like I can’t unhear it
watching all this happen in real time has been a blast.
Bro that screen name is tight lol Bob Skywalker is what I used to tell my friends they were listening to when a Bob Segar song would come on and ask em "is this where you wanna be when the force awakens" like some Joe Dirt shit lmao
Hey uncle Bob
Seeing this grow from some weirdo joining a discord server to this is just amazing
Man this meet the lolcow series is so fun. Doing a good job mate 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This whole thing feels like a bunch of super low-effort bait. It's like he's making sure to hit all of the internet's sacred cows.
Facts
@@tortron that’s what lolcows are tbh
I suspected that as well. Then I checked out his CZcams page.
I don't think he is baiting, He's just a weirdo.
@@MeCooper This. Dude has been doing this since 2012 and his channel has all the hallmarks of a typical cow.
except for the whole bomb threat incident lol that's the proof right there that he's genuine
"I have evidence from MF DOOM that Smokey and Cyrax are colluding together!" wtf did i just hear?
I've had to deal with this man and his consistent harassment for going on six years now.
This is extremely cathartic to watch.
If you ever want to hear about all this shit I've been through, let me know.
Yes! Why was he harassing you?
Go outside, he can't touch you off the internet lol. Unless you work at a cinema.
@@bobhill9845you're the reason that victims don't speak up. This person just shared something very traumatic and all you had to say is "touch grass" because this person had a life experience? My dude. Take your own advice and go for a stroll in the park
too long didn't read. @@kittysoftpaws3677
So… what was it? Don’t leave us hanging.
With all the crazy antics that TheWhiteBowser did, he's earned his lolcow status 110 percent!
Idk why "I will now be playing Genshin Impact in solo mode" is so fucking funny to me
The calming final fantasy music in the background makes the clips feel so surreal. I love it
It seems like he has a very serious case of projecting.
Don't they all...
We have NOT come a long way. A year later and this dude has not changed.
#thewhitebowserisapredator
I refuse to believe that white bowser isn't an It's Always Sunny character
Just the thought of you Marty and Cyraxx running a content farm is incredibly hilarious
i was in Kiwi's stream yesterday, and seeing WhiteBowser slowly showing his true colors, that being that he is just like Cyrax, was really intertaining.
i hope you keep milking this cow Smokey because i think he's gonna deliver some great lols;)
I'm only 2 minutes in and I can already tell this is going to be a trip and a half. Luckily, I brought my helmet.
it must've been an honor for pseudo liquid to say mr smokey
This WhiteBowser is dragging the good name of Lord Bowser through the mud. The Koopa Kingdom shall be notified post-haste
Not a part of the discord, but I can say I’ve never seen a lolcow be generated through someone who was a part of a discord for a CZcamsr clowning on cows lol
There is a wild phenomenon of cows attracting other cows.
@@PurpleDrankYoshi pretty much all of wings trolls
@@silverdirtgamer3390 Gulag Kingpin a true one tho
@@PeruvianPotato gulag is a pos tbh man. Dude loves to doxx people and make threats to their families.
@@PeruvianPotato yeah there were some good ones like sean and gulag, but then we had weirdos like lummox and wings007
As someone with bipolar disorder, I fucking hate Earl Dookie hiding behind it.
What is it with most lolcows having distinctive voices. Very high pitched and sounding like a child?
He sounds (and acts) like a cartoon character I would've watched in the early 2000s.
This merge is getting crazier and crazier.
Feel sorry for the actual Bowser 😂
Just as Chris-Chan’s epic enters its final chapter (practically the epilogue), you give us this.
Smokey, you’re the best !
Chris Chans Epilogue has a few chapters. He is a human run on sentence.
@@moonlightwarriorgaming743 Never have I heard such a more apt description for Chris Chan before
@@VreyIsGrey the thought has been echoing in my mind for a while.
This man is litterally the discord moderator starter pack
Smokey graduated from covering the lolcows to finding new ones
U don’t find the lolcows, the lolcows find u
Cow herder
"i-if-if it is twue i cwuased that much distwess" that's all i need to hear that this vid would be fucking GOLDEN
Yes a speech impetiment is what we need to focus on.
@@JoyDavidson i didn't know lolcow snobs were a thing lmao
it's called a first impression, try considering it in the future.
@@MischiefTheBandit get blocked troll. Everyone knows speech impediments are something people can't help. It's the truth!!
@Joy Davidson To Earl, I was going to say "Stutter more, bitch." But that would be a bit ableist. Is such an insult justified against a lolcow in the making?
@@JoyDavidson Chris-chan can't help his autism either, and we find the hijinks that causes hilarious. Don't deny it.
another lolcow is born congrats Smokeymcc and Kiwi tapes
No, it’s obviously some guy faking. Idiots
@@josephcooper8885 nah he has the eyes facing diff directions he is a cow
I'll take as many as we can get lol.
With his threats with litigation, he reminds me of a (somehow) more regarded version of a certain pepper man...
Pepperman strikes!
110 isn't even an impressive IQ. It's slightly above average, and I aboslutely do not believe his IQ is 110
Plus IQs aren’t reliable
Damn bro, when a lolcow comes after you, you know you've made it!
He needs to be off the internet or contained to prevent another chris chan or RAXXX. Ive seen enough lolcows do this and they eventually act. Bowser already sent a bomb threat what makes you think he wont do more?
@@ThatManFrank112 he’s more stupid than scabrax. Chris chan levels of regarded. I agree it can be very dangerous as the people who mess with him seem like they have blue spike potential
So I’ve met this man in person at bronycon and it was worse then meeting Chris Chan. He came to our panel and would just yell stupid, awkward stuff and it was super cringe
The only picture the con staff got of me at BronyCon was the awful, awkward moment this fucker found me and I was forced to deal with him for several minutes before I could get away.
It was such an awful experience.
I was at bronycon 2019. Glad to have never ran into either of them lmao
Oh God people like him make furries and bronies look like shit
... I also talked to him on discord. He wanted to do a podcast, and I was willing to do it (the contrast in taste between the two of us attracted me as something worthy for exploration). Seeing all of this... I'm glad we didn't do it. He told me we couldn't do it because he was being falsely accused of a bunch of things by psychopaths, and he didn't want me to get doxxed. I'm a bit curious, and, well, I now understand this more... hearing him saying how much he lies, well, I can't trust him at all. I'm sorry that he falsely accused you, Smokey.
Hey @Voykod are you willing to divulge some more of your experiences with Bowser?
@@ElRojo651 Well, yes, I guess. To be honest, It was a cordial conversation, interrupted by my occasional absences. I remember talking about humor, language, and (I was the guilty bringing up the next topic, but I think I had a reason to do it) the banana wars.
@@ElRojo651 However, knowing all this new info about him, I see the chat on a different light. Maybe it was mundane, but I really don't take too well being lied to directly or in omission. But, now that I'm writing this, I also lied to him about an intro of a video he was making... I cringed, and I decided to be cordial about it, being silent about my visceral reaction. It was a Genshing Impact video where he spent money on a character, something like that.
@@ElRojo651 Is it normal that I feel a little bit guilty writing about this? Like if I'm stabbing someone in the back. I don't know, this is a bizarre situation, even if I just talked to him for a while.
@Voykod that guilt what keeps you from just spouting out people's personal information out like Bowser dose. I think it's normal, especially since you're talking about private conversations. I appreciate you sharing this king.
I'm not going to lie this guy is making me feel like not watching anime anymore...
lmao
I'm glad my favorite is DragonBall, no oversexualizing women, just buff dudes yelling making viewers wanna be buff
Big ups @SmokeyMcC the alpha goat, big ups @CchanSonichuCWC, @Kiwi tapes. Respect y'all. I stopped by his q&a and got him flustered with some new vocabulary. He was like "WTH is a diddler!?"
Shout out from Starship Lockjaw!
White bowser sounds like liquid Chris trying to mimic white bowser badly lol
Dang lolcows just find themselves now.
It baffles me that this thing is familiar with cyraxx and chris chan lore yet not only sprung the traps himself, but he laid the traps himself, sat in them and tried to scream and shout about how he is in a trap.
Please more whitebowser vids
* Twap
this guy doesnt feel real, it feels like hes a troll character himself
I don't remember if it went through or not but the FBI does consider artistic depictions of children as CP. So.....idk what Bowser is thinking, Yeah nothing comes from it just cause I'm pretty sure the FBI is more concerned about real CP but...what he does is still technically illegal.
24:09 he keeps saying suggestive Japanese cartoons as if people are mad at that, no one cares if you jerk it to hentai.
It pisses me off so much when people try to use mental problems as a deflection for their awful actions
"Your honor, it is not his fault that he burned down that preschool; he is like totally OCD and the building was slightly off center"
Thank you for making these videos because even though I don't know him or ever seen his or some of these other people who you cover..it will hopefully keep people from stumbling onto their channels and I will always support that because some people should never have access to the internet but they do and that's why it's important that people like you and Kiwi tapes make these videos and expose these people💯🙏
It's funny you and kiwi are bros. I started watching you both around the same time.
Right me too
TWB sounds like he's straight out of an Adam Sandler movie. "T-t-t-t-TODAY, junior"
"You don't really live like a catholic, lusting over children.."
Alright. Who's gonna tell him?
Right? I’m like “Holy Mother Church got a spotty history with the whole pedo thing.”
Liking fictional characters isn't consider as a pedo. IF the dude has the ability to separate between fiction and reality.
And this guy clearly doesn't know what's real and what is fiction.
"I will now be pwaying genshin impact in sowo"
Me: interesting, that effects the "trolls" how?
Take a shot everytime Earl fucks up the word Ego-Syntonic
Fun fact: being an unrepentant porn addict (yes that includes hentai) is not supported by the Catholic Church.
Neither is pedophilia, contrary to what the jokes say.
"This is how you losers get your kinks" Ah the misuse of words. Prob one of my fav little quirks of lolcows.
As an outsider looking in this feels like a massive case of “you reap what you sow”
Like, he seemed worried about people coming after him because you have fostered a community of “it’s really funny to get a reaction out of this person, let’s dedicate months of our own personal time to find them and harass them both online and in reality.”
God I’d love to see some more of this unfolding, that and possibly a CYRAXX video based around his many failed career aspirations like his whole e racing and boxing phase.
1:46
The DanganRonpa trial room edit😭
The go to DSP move of going "It never happened or it was taken out of context" when there is blatant proof of the opposite. Now he just needs to learn to go "I told you guys I did it ages ago" when busted and then begging and he could be a streamer with "meaningful" content
Nice to see you on the stream tonight. Hope you're doing well buddy.
The fact he admits to what he admits is concerning enough. It's the shit he isn't talking about that makes it all so alarming.
Despite his abhorrent accent, "Human Bean" made me lol
Dude, you’re going gods work. I remember when you had less than 5k subs, back in 2021. You know you’ve made it when a wild lolcow appears and thinks you’re the one doing aggro.
The Poop emoji plushie in the background pretty sums up what he really is.
I hopped on between 5-6k subscribers and I'm so happy to be here watching Big Smoke become a uniting powerhouse in the lolcow community.
Smokey has introduced me to three new lolcows now, so glad the algorithm got one right. Bless you papa smoke
I'm sorry, what in the sam fuck did I miss when I decided to take my break from the *Smoke Zone*
This guy is peak cow
wow, this had so many layers to it. Like you said, there's always time for bowser. This truly has left probably others in awe too
I'm honestly more shocked that speech impediment didn't get him in people's crosshairs before the inciting incident.
Supermega
I avoided stuff about this guy, mainly because of his speech impediment (I had the same one as a kid, which made me feel a little bit bad for him), but holy shit, he's the living embodiment of a Discord mod. Also, you should sue him for defamation 😂
Ermm actually those photos are doctored-🤓👆🏼
But the fact liquid Chris stepped in is incredible 😭
There's a legal doctrine with slander in the US. You can't slanderize someone who has already ruined their own reputation.
Smokey is out here curating us lolcows, respect
Bowser is like a lolcow turducken (Chris Chan, Cyraxx, and DSP).
The podcast was funny as hell man nice job
So that's what White Bowser looks like.
Dude....there is no way his therapist said that at all. He is putting words in his mouth
Anybody with a hairline like that with that lispy speech impediment like he has has no room to bully anybody for any reason.
If Reddit had a voice it would be Bowser's
Crazy to see how fast someone can become a lolcow, great vid smokey
This is so strange. I’ve seen so many lolcows come and go, but this one is TOO insane. God help us and me.
We need Liquid Chris for this
@Ebola My man really can't catch a break. Poor guy.
He’s already calling bowser out for being a slanderous troll as a matter of fact
@@AllFiction418 true and honest hero's sadly can't have a break :(
What a strange series of events this has been, am I right?
I've come to really like kiwi tapes and smokey and it's hilarious to see this unfold