Jupiter - Tik-Tok’s Worst Degenerate

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  • čas přidán 18. 08. 2023
  • Today we are looking at Jupiter the Hybrid. One of the worst people I’ve ever come across here on the internet and I want to tell all of y’all the story of this Vampire/Werewolf. It’s gonna be a rough watch but I hope y’all goats enjoy 💯
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  • @carboncopy411
    @carboncopy411 Před 11 měsíci +6195

    As a smoker, "I was high on nicotine" sounds so absurd.

    • @NecroTheCrusader
      @NecroTheCrusader Před 11 měsíci +653

      I wouldn't even call it a high, I'd say it's more like a small rush if you're not used to nicotine that last for like 30 seconds maybe?

    • @RamoArt
      @RamoArt Před 11 měsíci +287

      You're so massively addicted you don't even realize that nicotine is a stimulant anymore lol

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +678

      Completely absurd. Still can’t believe he used that as an excuse

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Před 11 měsíci +60

      Its a weak deflection of accountability for his actions.

    • @carboncopy411
      @carboncopy411 Před 11 měsíci +289

      @@NecroTheCrusader a minute tops if you don't smoke regularly. The dude in here who's like "yOu DoNt rEaLizE itS a StImUlaNt" must have never taken a puff. Good for him, but it's a stimulant that only lasts about a minute, maybe two, if you're not a habitual smoker 💀 after the first puff that "buzz" goes away 🤣

  • @madi7525
    @madi7525 Před 11 měsíci +2154

    “I only dated minors for show” is not the defense that he thinks it is 😭

    • @RustyShackleford051
      @RustyShackleford051 Před 11 měsíci

      "jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded"

    • @ivydinosaur
      @ivydinosaur Před 11 měsíci +101

      Come on guys, he was high on NICOTINE. 😂

    • @zbelair7218
      @zbelair7218 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Right?!!!

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever Před 11 měsíci +7

      It really isn't. I think it makes him look worse, if anything.

    • @kazumablackwing4270
      @kazumablackwing4270 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@HeavyMetalBelieverit really does...it also shows that he knows he's a manipulative piece of shit, and he's perfectly okay with it

  • @LuxCarraway
    @LuxCarraway Před 10 měsíci +387

    "I beg your forgiveness for the pedophilia I have done" literally stunned me. That might be the first time that particular collection of words has ever been uttered

    • @volcanicoperative8228
      @volcanicoperative8228 Před 8 měsíci +14

      not "i have done." he said "i beg your forgiveness for the pedophilia i have been accused of." very small difference, but it in fact shows continued refusal to acknowledge his wrong even until the bitter end.

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod Před 5 měsíci

      It’s a hell of a sentence 😂

    • @meeri_mel
      @meeri_mel Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@volcanicoperative8228At 25:20 he first admits to it by saying "i have done". A few moments later he changes it to "accused of".

  • @VersusArdua
    @VersusArdua Před 11 měsíci +529

    Props to that girl interviewing him for not erupting into hysterical laughter, you can tell how on the edge she is throughout and it's fucking hilarious

    • @pbsdork4life491
      @pbsdork4life491 Před 9 měsíci +9

      LMAOOO

    • @harrietxo2310
      @harrietxo2310 Před 8 měsíci

      @@pbsdork4life491😭😭😭

    • @moocowtoyou
      @moocowtoyou Před 7 měsíci +78

      pretty sure its a dude in a wig

    • @VersusArdua
      @VersusArdua Před 7 měsíci

      @@moocowtoyou pretty sure she's a trans woman, bud. Fall wherever you want on the PC shit but being an asshole about it doesn't do much besides just make you look bad.

    • @6Haunted-Days
      @6Haunted-Days Před 7 měsíci +7

      I thought that them playing around in wigs and whatever….seemed so low effort to me…..that’s why I assumed it was just being silly.

  • @CosmicTheCalamity
    @CosmicTheCalamity Před 11 měsíci +1673

    I didn't know that a side effect of nicotine was Pedophilia. Probably should add that to the surgeon generals warning.

    • @RustyShackleford051
      @RustyShackleford051 Před 11 měsíci +39

      Don't tell the feds

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Před 11 měsíci +59

      If they do add that, I'll make sure not to buy the packs with the p3do warning on them. Lung cancer, no problem. But becoming a person like chase or this waste of air right here? Unacceptable.

    • @mitchellupagusrex2839
      @mitchellupagusrex2839 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Seems important, yeah.

    • @FerretTwister
      @FerretTwister Před 11 měsíci +10

      If that was there and true I'd quit in a heartbeat. Alas it isn't. Ruining my life and no reason in which to stop.

    • @crystallinedesert
      @crystallinedesert Před 11 měsíci +3

      🤣🤣 guess I have to stop chewing nicotine gum…

  • @Based_IRL
    @Based_IRL Před 11 měsíci +2072

    Things ive learned recently:
    •nearly every lolcow is a pedophile
    •nearly every irl streamer is a drug addict

    • @wesst.422
      @wesst.422 Před 11 měsíci +277

      Yea, irl streamers are always looking for something to keep their energy up during long streams. Look at Jerma985 for example, he started humble but slowly fell down the path of addiction and now is hooked on crack. It seems like he can't go a stream anymore without hitting the pipe and threatening violence against his viewers. Gfuel is a gateway drug

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost Před 11 měsíci

      I like eccentric people. A lot autistics, drug addicts, artists in my friend group. How many lol cows are autististics?

    • @emberblaine
      @emberblaine Před 11 měsíci

      @@wesst.422 god what a psycho

    • @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal
      @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal Před 11 měsíci +21

      Arrested development.

    • @Red-jt6uu
      @Red-jt6uu Před 11 měsíci

      And the few that aren’t pedophiles are sex pests of another sort.

  • @tavatavatavi9446
    @tavatavatavi9446 Před 10 měsíci +109

    He’s like a mix of White Bowser, Onision, and Chris Chan. I never thought I’d see a more terrifying lolcow than Daniel Larson.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci

      DO NOT COMPARE HIM TO THOSE BESIDES DANIEL LARSON
      Atleast Chris ain't a p3d0

    • @RorbotRobot
      @RorbotRobot Před 7 měsíci +2

      Nice pfp

    • @tavatavatavi9446
      @tavatavatavi9446 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@RorbotRobot thanks man

    • @RorbotRobot
      @RorbotRobot Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@tavatavatavi9446 ahah your welcome (with rizz)

    • @akiraasmr3002
      @akiraasmr3002 Před 6 měsíci

      You forgot his little brother Nova who looks and sounds just like him lol

  • @vajbujem6698
    @vajbujem6698 Před 10 měsíci +41

    i thought vampires and werewolves are supposed be deceivingly attractive and have really healthy teeth, this guy just invented a new species

    • @Randy-ss7xu
      @Randy-ss7xu Před 5 měsíci +12

      He comes from the nosferatu clan.

  • @12345trashboat
    @12345trashboat Před 11 měsíci +3981

    Jupiter is allergic to wearing a shirt and it's super uncomfortable for all of us.

    • @t3hgraemek
      @t3hgraemek Před 11 měsíci

      He's like the twisted degenerate version of randy from the trailer park boys

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 Před 11 měsíci +167

      I take he is allergic to showering too like 90% of the lolcows out there

    • @TheGeekyBanana
      @TheGeekyBanana Před 11 měsíci +67

      Just like Bo Bandy 😂

    • @TheGeekyBanana
      @TheGeekyBanana Před 11 měsíci +28

      @@Whydme12 might be the grown up version of Lucy and Randy’s baby 😂😂😂💀

    • @Deezisnotsfree
      @Deezisnotsfree Před 11 měsíci +18

      Bobandy

  • @TheGhostbusterfan
    @TheGhostbusterfan Před 11 měsíci +3523

    A mistake is forgetting to get milk while at the shop. A mistake is leaving your backpack at work. What Jupiter has done is a literal crime.

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 Před 11 měsíci +205

      a mistake was his father not pulling out

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 11 měsíci +70

      @@hungryburger1170 the people that go “fuck it” are always the last people that should go “fuck it” in that situation

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 Před 11 měsíci +42

      @@SDSypher clearly when he was told "fuck it" the "it" never should've been jupiter's mother

    • @jonjeremy4778
      @jonjeremy4778 Před 11 měsíci +12

      He belongs in jail

    • @criswellpictures
      @criswellpictures Před 11 měsíci +12

      Or like accidentally stealing or someone else sending you cp against your will is an accidental crime on your part. HE was actively searching for it.

  • @TooLameToDie
    @TooLameToDie Před 11 měsíci +105

    I can't wrap my head around the fact that these people never suspect their buddy-trolls. It's such a common trait.

    • @janerecluse4344
      @janerecluse4344 Před 10 měsíci

      It's really sad and makes me feel sorry for them, until they're mean and nasty when a buddy-troll suggests bettering themselves. ...Or until they start trying to fuck kids.

  • @Spillrays
    @Spillrays Před 11 měsíci +35

    I love how Lou and Linda are always like 👁️_👁️ when talking to him because they cannot process the things he’s saying.

  • @kriskartoon5435
    @kriskartoon5435 Před 11 měsíci +2055

    I yearn for the days where every single new lolcow isn't a pedophile, but sadly I think those days are long gone

    • @pbruh
      @pbruh Před 11 měsíci +320

      To be fair would you rather harass someone who’s a piece of shit or someone who’s just strange

    • @siruseless6650
      @siruseless6650 Před 11 měsíci +141

      I do too honestly, but at the same time like pbruh hinted at it’s far easier making fun of Lolcows who’re undeniably evil/vile as opposed to ones who’re a little weird but harmless at the end of the day.

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 Před 11 měsíci +33

      ​@siruseless6650 this is true,
      But people like Tony Larson are entertaining without getting harassed. I like to watch the cows from a distance

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 Před 11 měsíci +31

      they've always had a knack for human larvae, the thing is social media has made them more vocal about it. Doesn't help kids are being born stupid too and can't tell a creepy ass adult from someone their age.

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 Před 11 měsíci

      Nah, I think it’s better lolcows are pdfphiles. Lolcows are inherently beacons for trolls, and it’s better to have a pdfphile be trolled than an innocent guy being trolled.
      Not like these guys can pull some successful Epstein rizz anyways.

  • @Beejuice.08
    @Beejuice.08 Před 11 měsíci +2057

    What's insane is when I was a young teen (13-16) the local p3d0s would OFTEN say they were vampires or werewolves or other mythical beings of a similar nature in order to prey on the "emo" or "goth" kids like myself because part of grooming is isolation and picking someone who's already a social outcast makes that so much easier.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Před 11 měsíci +35

      yeah i actually met two of those too...

    • @LeniDell
      @LeniDell Před 11 měsíci +34

      I find it hard to believe and completely ridiculous being goth equals social outcast. Lol COME ON. Goth has been around since the 80s. It’s so commonplace now. It’s almost cliche to the point in an effort to make the scene sound new it was RECALLED Emo lol. There’s entire retailers selling clothes and household goods lmao. That’s FAR from social outcast. Back when it started, born out of the punk and alternative scene yeah. Lmao not NOW.
      If one feels like a social outcast it isn’t because of the scene they’re into.
      That’s a deeper insecurity that would be present no matter what scene they’re into.
      So from someone who WAS part of the original scene, take it from me. No matter what you do or where you are, hold your head up. You’re obviously smarter than those who don’t have a stylish bone in their body. 🌹

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll Před 11 měsíci +149

      @@LeniDellyou dont know what year they grew up in. Also rural schools and places are much different than innercities and suburbs. So depends on when she went to school and where.

    • @aerrae5608
      @aerrae5608 Před 11 měsíci +26

      As an emo teen back in the day, I thought that shit was cringe and would have laughed at them.

    • @aclown9127
      @aclown9127 Před 11 měsíci +50

      thats probably why i encountered the creepiest men when i was in my emo phase 💀 makes alot of sense they’d stop trying to talk to me after seeing i’ve got lots of friends and family and im not a outcast

  • @tired1923
    @tired1923 Před 11 měsíci +54

    I think it’s interesting how many online predators are bronies who claim to be werewolves/vampires/witches and have actual magical powers. and not in the crystal charging astrology kinda thing, it’s always some kind of magic with rules they make up as they go. definitely makes me think they’re on purpose trying to be weird and off putting to only draw in the most vulnerable kids. the ones who seek comfort in fiction to an unhealthy level, as many abused, neglected, or highly isolated kids do. the ones particularly susceptible to manipulation and magical thinking, who’s perception of reality is not the most grounded, who may suffer from mental illness like dissociation disorders, delusions, psychosis, or who may be intellectually disabled. and of course kids who don’t have reasonable people in their life who they can safely confide in.
    I don’t think this Jupiter guy is enacting a grand deceptive masterplan, I think he’s just a terminally online self centred immature delusional and power hungry freak that only actual children could tolerate. and he’s also a pedophile so it works out for him.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 9 měsíci

      the only magic ability they have is manipulating children.

    • @Randy-ss7xu
      @Randy-ss7xu Před 5 měsíci +1

      There is definitely a breed of freaks like him who invest themselves in fiction even into adulthood. Why would a grown ass adult see fit to pretend to be a vampire? Is it narcissism? Is he incredibly stupid? The answer to both questions is yes but it still leave you head scratching.

  • @warmmilk4558
    @warmmilk4558 Před 9 měsíci +21

    linda binda did an interview with jupiter’s sister. she talks ab her chilhood. it’s insane & horrible what she went through, give it a watch

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 9 měsíci +12

      I’ve watched it, it’s horrific

  • @moonlightwarriorgaming743
    @moonlightwarriorgaming743 Před 11 měsíci +1263

    To say he's "shoulder to shoulder with Cyraxx" isn't accurate, Cyraxx has no shoulders. Come on, Smokey, you're the expert in this field.

    • @zachyvevo4856
      @zachyvevo4856 Před 11 měsíci +29

      I came to the comments just to find this comment

    • @Vorloru
      @Vorloru Před 11 měsíci +30

      Definitely shoulder to head scabs.

    • @TheGreenlandPenguin1208
      @TheGreenlandPenguin1208 Před 11 měsíci +20

      ​@@Vorlorudouble chin to head scabs as well

    • @ayok101
      @ayok101 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Shoulder to coller bone lol

    • @tupaclives5848
      @tupaclives5848 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@TheGreenlandPenguin1208hahaha “ double chin to head scab” sounds like some sort of nasty ass alternate reality version of a Tony hawk pro skater trick combo lol

  • @Mayyo_nais
    @Mayyo_nais Před 11 měsíci +1637

    It feels like he's stuck in the mid 2000s era where everyone believed they were werewolves and emo vampires.

    • @kittybelly
      @kittybelly Před 11 měsíci +133

      “My culture is not your costume”

    • @THMARKDWARRR
      @THMARKDWARRR Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@@kittybellylmaooo

    • @trashteamracing8262
      @trashteamracing8262 Před 11 měsíci +37

      Otherkin used to be a pretty big phenomenon.

    • @trashteamracing8262
      @trashteamracing8262 Před 11 měsíci +43

      @charleshastings7260 I remember Internet-savy folks always giving furries and otherkin a hard time. I think otherkin less so because it wasn't as common, but I'd rather interact with your average furry than an otherkin any day. Something about them just radiated narcissism and a deep need for everyone to indulge their delusions.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Před 11 měsíci +4

      They still exist til this day.

  • @vincentender1486
    @vincentender1486 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Puberty was not kind at all to him.

    • @meowsquarade
      @meowsquarade Před 10 měsíci +3

      more like too kind, bro voice stopped updating

  • @Bingus90
    @Bingus90 Před 10 měsíci +36

    I can smell the greasy cat piss walmart shopper smell through my screen tbh

  • @dasdiesel3000
    @dasdiesel3000 Před 11 měsíci +474

    Hate when I get "high on nicotine" and then accidentally get set up in a pedo sting ... It's a helluva drug, y'all 😂😂😂

    • @jdub-oh9wy
      @jdub-oh9wy Před 11 měsíci +37

      I had half a cigar one time, came to in an elementary school playground

    • @SatanicBarbeque
      @SatanicBarbeque Před 11 měsíci +37

      This is why I always lock myself away in my dungeon, chained to the wall, while I ingest my daily nicotines. I make sure to give the keys to my chains to my friends so they can release me once I've calmed down, and my inner beast goes back into hibernation. You can't be too careful fellas.

    • @Dabeez431
      @Dabeez431 Před 11 měsíci +24

      Those vapes are no better, took a couple of hits then BAM I was in the ball pit of Chuck E Cheese’s that nicotine makes you do wild things man🍄🤪

    • @dasdiesel3000
      @dasdiesel3000 Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@SatanicBarbeque some will say this is too extreme, but they've obviously never rode the lightning of nicotine 💯

    • @dasdiesel3000
      @dasdiesel3000 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@Dabeez431 you're lucky you weren't institutionalized permanently! ❤️

  • @cheeseman68
    @cheeseman68 Před 11 měsíci +1065

    Linda is an actual champ for being able to put up with and sit through this absolute torture 😭

    • @foolish_mercenary
      @foolish_mercenary Před 11 měsíci +43

      nah fr. i don’t know how the hell you can talk to someone like this and act as if there’s nothing wrong with it

    • @tesarei3009
      @tesarei3009 Před 10 měsíci +42

      She gives me the ick too. It's all just cringe stuff but there's a lot of exploitation done by her. She's also copied much of Terri Joe's character. Something about her is "off".

    • @Vaternal
      @Vaternal Před 10 měsíci +15

      Eh she’s just trolling she enjoys this

    • @Vaternal
      @Vaternal Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@foolish_mercenaryI could some people enjoy trolling & cringe some people can’t it all depends on the person. She definitely enjoys talking to him because of how extremely cringe he is.

    • @user-cl7xu9pm2t
      @user-cl7xu9pm2t Před 10 měsíci +56

      @@tesarei3009 I thought it was a guy with a wig and glasses.

  • @lani5146
    @lani5146 Před 11 měsíci +55

    When I tell you, one of my fears about having kids is that they'll end up like this or around these kinds of people.

    • @YaHaHeeHooPondue
      @YaHaHeeHooPondue Před 11 měsíci +6

      Literally did a double-take to see if it was me that wrote that comment 😵‍💫 I agree with this 1000%

    • @StarSkies-
      @StarSkies- Před 10 měsíci +6

      Usually as a parent it can be prevented, if parents just stopped leaving their kids unattended on the internet and let the internet raise their kid and had access to good therapy, most of these people wouldn't have ended up being a terrible person

    • @janerecluse4344
      @janerecluse4344 Před 10 měsíci

      Hopefully you'll actually raise them. And even if they're fucked in the head, you'll get them drugs and therapy and whatever else they need to just be weird and not be AWFUL. I'm goddamn crazy and could have turned out horrible, but my faaaar from perfect parents still taught me values and exposed me to actual culture and didn't just leave me to be raised by shitty cartoons and to follow my boner into catastrophe.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@janerecluse4344I know this is a tough pill to swallow but some people are just born evil, some people are just Bad even with all the support and love they get from parents
      Some people are just a lost cause, it's sad but that's just reality
      And this isn't that uncommon

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@jk_lvvessand then all people will blame you 😭😭😭
      If you actually have a child (maybe because your partner forced you)
      Just try your best ok? Don't yell or Traumatize him, try not to lose your soul, go Hit the Gym instead of weed

  • @Sara-xk1ns
    @Sara-xk1ns Před 11 měsíci +24

    I’ve never seen this guy before, thankfully, but I’m glad you exposed him. My teenage son also gave a better apology when he forgot to do a chore. Like wtf was that

  • @adolfolerito6744
    @adolfolerito6744 Před 11 měsíci +617

    Smokey yesterday: “This is TikTok’s worst predator”
    Smokey today: “THIS is TikTok’s worst predator!”

    • @darkworlddenizen
      @darkworlddenizen Před 11 měsíci +89

      It just proves that the TikTok degeneracy pit has no bottom.

    • @Based_IRL
      @Based_IRL Před 11 měsíci +26

      There are too many

    • @poopww5378
      @poopww5378 Před 11 měsíci +14

      I think it’s just smthin he does to get more clicks

    • @SatanicBarbeque
      @SatanicBarbeque Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@poopww5378Or he just keeps discovering worse people. Because I doubt he has the knowledge of every single person that uses tiktok and exactly how fucked up they are.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Smokey Tomorrow: “THIS is TikTok’s worst predator.”

  • @damienallison6297
    @damienallison6297 Před 11 měsíci +650

    As someone who was groomed as a kid, him telling them that they should just be friends is him grooming them until they are of age for him to send disgusting things to them. The amount of pedos that are online is crazy

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 Před 11 měsíci

      One thing about everyone having internet access is that pedos also have access

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 Před 11 měsíci +17

      💯💯 it happened to a sibling of mine. It seems to be prevalent within outcast or alternative groups (not always tho).

    • @iwantyoursmoke
      @iwantyoursmoke Před 11 měsíci +3

      definitely, i was also one of them 🙁

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 Před 11 měsíci

      If you think there's a lot of predators online, just walk down the street and look at people, I can almost bet you more than half of them are secretly pedophiles, or an extremely sick fuck in some way.

    • @ijustrealllylikecats
      @ijustrealllylikecats Před 10 měsíci +6

      I was groomed when I was 14 by an older man as well, it's scary how many p3dos there are everywhere online

  • @kiwitapes
    @kiwitapes Před 11 měsíci +8

    👽

  • @chantz4642
    @chantz4642 Před 11 měsíci +185

    The part where he talks about being able to “hide trolls” combined with him being shirtless gives me huge Bjork stalker vibes.

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson Před 10 měsíci +6

      maybe it'll resolve itself then lmfao

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Oh shit thats what it was. I knew there was a similar air of creepyness but couldnt put my finger on it

  • @lmno567
    @lmno567 Před 11 měsíci +250

    Good choice on using the sound font of Super Mario 64 in that rendition of "Creep." Really fits the theme.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +26

      Facts I thought it was perfect for this. Glad you enjoy it my friend 💯

    • @RustyShackleford051
      @RustyShackleford051 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@SmokeyMcCshit was fire 😂

    • @indigotrxp
      @indigotrxp Před 11 měsíci +1

      I second this

    • @kittybelly
      @kittybelly Před 11 měsíci +2

      Giving me old school Vice from when it was good. Appreciated it as well.

    • @zbelair7218
      @zbelair7218 Před 11 měsíci +2

      "Sound font" I love it!
      The Mario theme is called 8bit music, I believe.

  • @dtkuang5137
    @dtkuang5137 Před 8 měsíci +5

    You havent been high on nicotine until youve swallowed a full horseshoe of dip

  • @filthforce
    @filthforce Před 11 měsíci +7

    "To be honest, my sisters and I studied ninjitsu growing up."
    Does he know what "honest" means

  • @42words
    @42words Před 11 měsíci +381

    this might sound like it's coming from out of nowhere, but I've noticed (both online and irl) that the Venn Diagram of _"guys who go shirtless whenever possible"_ and _"guys who probably shouldn't ever, _*_EVER_*_ go shirtless"_ is just deadass a circle

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie Před 11 měsíci +14

      Thats not true, there is a small section of boys under the age of 11

    • @SatanicBarbeque
      @SatanicBarbeque Před 11 měsíci +19

      ​@@RusticRonnieWith the sheer amount of predators being exposed suggests there's even more still hidden away. So maybe the kids under 11 should be wearing a shirt as well.

    • @kevinbrooks9074
      @kevinbrooks9074 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@SatanicBarbequeProbably be easier if they had no clothes

    • @bleachnbones7107
      @bleachnbones7107 Před 11 měsíci +7

      You're not hanging around enough gymbros man. Still kinda annoying but at least you won't lose your appetite if you catch a glance

    • @Aconitum0444
      @Aconitum0444 Před 10 měsíci +4

      This comment just made me think of Randy from Trailer Park Boys 😂

  • @Bubba1025
    @Bubba1025 Před 11 měsíci +199

    I don’t usually judge a book by it’s cover but that guy really nails the predator look right off the bat

    • @ahlikx6295
      @ahlikx6295 Před 8 měsíci +1

      always the ones you least expect😭

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci +2

      He actually looks Decent TBH
      Without That fat he would actually look Great

    • @G.M.C2005
      @G.M.C2005 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@SMCwasTaken😕

    • @lcjetton
      @lcjetton Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@SMCwasTaken 😐

    • @eylablue
      @eylablue Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@SMCwasTaken Thats what I sayyyy, he just needs to hit the gym, go to a psychiatrist and take his meds

  • @DREDCLAN
    @DREDCLAN Před 4 měsíci +4

    I imagine 😽 welding it’s self shut when he starts to rizz 😂

  • @chroniccannibal
    @chroniccannibal Před 5 měsíci +2

    Creep playing at the beginning is gold

  • @attilavarga1152
    @attilavarga1152 Před 11 měsíci +192

    Linda looks like she could be a Daria side character.

    • @connor3284
      @connor3284 Před 11 měsíci +5

      >she

    • @attilavarga1152
      @attilavarga1152 Před 11 měsíci +14

      ​@Drexyl_Durden It is a character and the guy plays a woman much much better than Chris Chan. I kind of respect that.

    • @lobodesade6780
      @lobodesade6780 Před 5 měsíci

      She doesn't look real, I get uncanny valley vibes from, she looks like Daria's cousin.

  • @adambeckett8394
    @adambeckett8394 Před 11 měsíci +169

    Well now, this guy is... ummm...Yeah.
    It's an alternate reality Chris Chan, who got into Twilight instead of Sonic/Pokemon. We've had Solid Chris, and Liquid Chris. And now we got Emo Chris.

  • @KHaskins23
    @KHaskins23 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Why isn't that man locked away in a mental asylum? Linda needs to turn over that information to the police. Now!

    • @Chasingsaturn
      @Chasingsaturn Před měsícem +1

      She has, they won't do anything. Which is why she continues to interact with him when she can, she's trying to get more information from him.

  • @spooky3856
    @spooky3856 Před 11 měsíci +6

    One of the craziest things is that my brother went to the same high school as him, And he said he was also kinda weird back then too.
    Such a scary small world

  • @Cowboybebub
    @Cowboybebub Před 11 měsíci +59

    "I was high on nicotine" has to be the wildest excuse for this shit I've ever heard

  • @Zmoney792
    @Zmoney792 Před 11 měsíci +400

    The way this guy talks and his mannerisms remind me of Chris a lot. The stutter, the way he goes “yeah”, the sighing.

  • @umbranstar
    @umbranstar Před 16 dny +1

    the bird chirping in the video at 6:11 makes me laugh every time 😭 its so random

  • @fakenails
    @fakenails Před 11 měsíci +9

    This streamer is one step away from saying he is MAP. Which is a problem term on its own.

  • @garynaccarato4606
    @garynaccarato4606 Před 11 měsíci +93

    "I was high on nicotine" Yeah I'm pretty sure that even plenty of people who smoke marijuana don't go out and then start making advances towards children after they've just smoked a couple of joints.

    • @SheetGhostWithBones
      @SheetGhostWithBones Před 10 měsíci +20

      Weed smoker here, can confidently say I've never touched a kid

    • @Turbo_the_duck
      @Turbo_the_duck Před 9 měsíci

      @@SheetGhostWithBonesI’ve never even seen a crack head run out and touch children before so I’m guessinggggg hesss a “different breed🤪” 😭

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod Před 5 měsíci +3

      I second the guy above me been smoking regularly for 15+ years I think at this point 😂

    • @lcjetton
      @lcjetton Před 5 měsíci +2

      What is percieved as a "nicotine high" through cigarettes, vapes, and cigars is, and i can say this from experience due to how i used to use salt nic, is the equivalent of spinning around in a circle and then stopping. That's it, you just feel dizzy and sick. It's not even good enough to be considered a "buzz."

    • @wolfiepaws6263
      @wolfiepaws6263 Před 3 měsíci +1

      THANK YOU,as a stoner who smokes more than snoop dogg I can confirm us good stoners don’t act like that at all and I also smoke cigarettes you can’t get “high on nicotine” it’s impossible

  • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
    @yourlocalpunkposer8107 Před 11 měsíci +64

    "Im not a pedophile I was only dating minors for show" What exactly was he trying to show???

  • @maxmayfield273
    @maxmayfield273 Před 10 měsíci +6

    It's funny, because being "High" on nicotine lasts only for a few seconds, and it's more of a wave of nausea and lightheadedness, and isn't known for making you into minors

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 Před 5 měsíci

      That's what Winston wants you to believe

  • @whatisbludyappinbout
    @whatisbludyappinbout Před 10 měsíci +3

    NOT THE RADIOHEAD IN THE BEGINNING 😭😭😭😭

  • @TecTitan
    @TecTitan Před 11 měsíci +85

    "I was set up"
    is the worst way to try and defend yourself from pedophile accusations.
    It leaves open the idea that the problem was you were caught.

  • @Cheeseberry69
    @Cheeseberry69 Před 11 měsíci +110

    Holy crap dude looks like an amalgamation of Cyrax, Chris Chan and Johnathon Ross... the uber predator has arisen

    • @Baerchenization
      @Baerchenization Před 11 měsíci

      But that Linda guy is a good match actually.. like a Monty Python character impersonating a chick, even the fucking voice... is everybody here stupid or something?

    • @dissimulii
      @dissimulii Před 11 měsíci +7

      i'm seeing some jet neptune in there as well.

    • @Cheeseberry69
      @Cheeseberry69 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@dissimulii omg you're right, I realised after I left the comment there's a dash of Shmorky in there too

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 9 měsíci

      das uber pred.

  • @Halo_MayZ
    @Halo_MayZ Před 11 měsíci +8

    As a person who was born and raised in Idaho I feel free to say we don’t claim him nor do we want him. I’m surprised he lasted that long depending on where he lived he would have been taking care of a long time ago at least where I live 😂 it makes me sick to my stomach to even be in the same state as this guy.

  • @harryballz4260
    @harryballz4260 Před 9 měsíci +5

    There's something about these guys that never lost their virginity that keeps them perpetually stuck at the age of 14.
    It's wild.

  • @AgeoftheFall88
    @AgeoftheFall88 Před 11 měsíci +166

    Acts like Chris Chan, and his voice sounds like Daniel Larson, he really is a hybrid 😂

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Před 11 měsíci +8

      “ The motel threatened to kill me! The motel threatened to kill me!”

    • @sarapennada2953
      @sarapennada2953 Před 9 měsíci

      ☠️☠️☠️😆

    • @J-RS21
      @J-RS21 Před 9 měsíci

      @@robertnapier624and your trying to kill me

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Dani-chan

    • @AgeoftheFall88
      @AgeoftheFall88 Před 5 měsíci

      @@sdivine13 🤣🤣

  • @lilacdreams728
    @lilacdreams728 Před 11 měsíci +332

    The clip of him talking about the charges of his high school ex made my jaw drop, I’ve met some really really crappy people in my life and online but NEVER have I seen someone unironically say something like this so openly holy hell man

    • @WendigoGryphon
      @WendigoGryphon Před 11 měsíci +51

      What really bothers me, is he says "after I fucked her" not "after we had sex" or anything like that. I might be looking too much into the wording, but if immediately made me uncomfortable

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@WendigoGryphonyeah idk, it depends on set and setting and the actual act and what everything was like. there are times i would say about one of my partners to my other partner "so i was fucking sally last when the door opened..."

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Před 11 měsíci +24

      okay after hearing him say it i changed my mind

    • @spidermancereal
      @spidermancereal Před 11 měsíci +34

      I'm glad everyone else picked up on his tone: he literally sounded rapey. Like when Dan Cilley or Nathan Larson talks about wanting to rape women. Absolutely terrifying.

    • @generalginx
      @generalginx Před 9 měsíci +4

      I’ve met a lot of bizarre guys who have said that they’ve been accused of r*pe and SA and expect everyone to believe it didn’t happen just because they say it “wasn’t like that.” One of those guys is my first ex, who is now in jail for r*ping a 17 year old. These guys are everywhere and, as a woman, it makes trusting new people such a mental obstacle course. I hate to say it this way, but you’re very lucky you haven’t experienced it enough to see how often guys like this “brag” about having been accused of things like r*pe.

  • @Katie-bx3jb
    @Katie-bx3jb Před 11 měsíci +4

    The clip of him howling causes me genuine physical pain

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird Před 11 měsíci +5

    Theres being a troll, there's being a lolcow, and then there's the likes of this guy or pamperchu. They're terrifying

  • @featherpony
    @featherpony Před 11 měsíci +295

    "Shoulder to shoulder with Cyraxx"
    Cyraxx doesn't have shoulders.
    "But you ain't got no legs, Lt Dan."
    "But he ain't got no shoulders, Smokey."

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Před 11 měsíci +7

      Came to comment the exact same thing (minus the clever Forrest Gump reference lmao)

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +53

      That was a big mistake on my part

    • @marshall1093
      @marshall1093 Před 11 měsíci +12

      ​@@SmokeyMcCDon't make major journalistic mistakes like that again. You're putting your credibility in jeopardy that way.

    • @stepbackdeuce1062
      @stepbackdeuce1062 Před 11 měsíci +1

      it aint got no gas in it

    • @ssrvv22
      @ssrvv22 Před 11 měsíci

      ROMANIA RAHHH

  • @Zhoulicalou
    @Zhoulicalou Před 11 měsíci +7

    As a person with autism I can conqure that sometimes I forget to think before I say something and sometimes say odd and weird things to try and be funny or impress others but what jupiter has said to try and impress lindabinda and the poor girls he sadly talked to is beyond my comprehension

  • @luxxers
    @luxxers Před 11 měsíci +112

    I want to see a psychological evaluation of this guy

  • @syd_playz5059
    @syd_playz5059 Před 11 měsíci +4

    “I was high on nicotine” as a person who smoked nicotine I think he was smoking the wrong stuff

  • @wadayatalkinbeet
    @wadayatalkinbeet Před 5 měsíci

    Smokey's videos are so good to get baked to and listen to in the background while I get on with things :)
    Your call with this loser was hilarious bro x

  • @DaGoblinHour
    @DaGoblinHour Před 11 měsíci +53

    What he lacks in shirts he makes up for in unearned self-confidence

  • @SDSypher
    @SDSypher Před 11 měsíci +71

    interesting how the only thing I hear come out of tiktok is groomers, predators, and scammers

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Ots because thats all you pay attention to. The negativity of these social media sites. Believe it or not, there is positive things on tiktok

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 11 měsíci

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 No, I don’t pay attention to those apps as a whole. But all I hear mentioned about them is horrible. I have never heard a single good thing. That app is all social engineering and degeneracy. Convincing people that being mentally ill weirdos is “normal and cool” and should be your only personality trait. Pushing sexual and violent/graphic content on child users. If there is “positive” content it’s literally 99% brain rot.

    • @skepsisrollins1711
      @skepsisrollins1711 Před 10 měsíci

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 know what else has a positive side? HIV

    • @kokobopjammer2571
      @kokobopjammer2571 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I'm an artist on Tiktok. I'm none of what you listed

  • @GilgimeshTheGoogly
    @GilgimeshTheGoogly Před 7 měsíci +3

    man that nicotine will get yah if you're not careful, one minute you're bird watching smoking some malboros, and the next you're balls deep in an 8 year old. hell of a drug

  • @jordanwebb3129
    @jordanwebb3129 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I fall asleep to your videos cuz your voice is soothing then I wake up and rewatch lol

  • @theaestheticcactus7889
    @theaestheticcactus7889 Před 11 měsíci +292

    I like to pride myself on my ability to sit through an absolutely savage amount of the most gruelling punishment but I have to say, watching this video really tested the upper limits of what I could endure

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 Před 11 měsíci +4

      For me I found three videos that does exactly the same but in different ways 1.) this video
      2.) Count dankula’s video on the Ant Hill Kids cult
      And Windegoon’s video “The most painful death ever”
      The last two make me nauseous in areas while this one just makes me angry

    • @theaestheticcactus7889
      @theaestheticcactus7889 Před 11 měsíci

      @@KRDecade2009 count Dankula based on his atrocious appearance alone is enough for me to break out in a severe rash

    • @haunted5311
      @haunted5311 Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@@KRDecade2009Phonkytown, and a super up close HD video of someone getting stoned to death are the closest I ever came to puking or having a panic attack from a video.
      Don't recommend either video if you're trying to avoid having some of the most horrific images and sounds imaginable burned into your mind forever

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@haunted5311Yea man the gore vids are brutal.

    • @haunted5311
      @haunted5311 Před 10 měsíci

      @@ClickClack_Bam bro the stoning video was worse than phonkeytown. I could watch phonk all the way through, but the stoning video literally gave me a fight or flight response

  • @warmwater8498
    @warmwater8498 Před 11 měsíci +95

    The internet is just the gift that keeps on giving

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +31

      If these are the gifts it’s giving, I don’t want anymore 😂

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@SmokeyMcCBut YOU ARE the gift, Smokey. :)

    • @SatanicBarbeque
      @SatanicBarbeque Před 11 měsíci +5

      Internet: "I got you this. It's another lolcow."
      Me: "Wow, thanks. I hate it."

    • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
      @From_A_Diverging_Timeline Před 11 měsíci

      Can I return the gift from whence it came . . . This guy is a horrowshow.

    • @gucciboy4555
      @gucciboy4555 Před 11 měsíci

      @@SatanicBarbequepretty much sums it up

  • @robinrainbowjumper
    @robinrainbowjumper Před 10 měsíci +1

    This video was great! Awesome quality transitions.

  • @sindylivesey7915
    @sindylivesey7915 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Nobody , i repeat NOBODY wants to tame his " inner beast"

  • @jstansberry1
    @jstansberry1 Před 11 měsíci +549

    I feel like all of these TikTok predators are severely autistic kids who were never diagnosed and their parents didn't care enough to provide them guidance. How do you raise a kid to be like this? The answer is you don't raise them at all

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 Před 11 měsíci +29

      It's more they're just born this broken as no amount of good parenting could fix this

    • @datekaname2246
      @datekaname2246 Před 11 měsíci +140

      ​@@ayajade6683with the right care most of these people wouldn't even be on the internet.

    • @StarlightEater
      @StarlightEater Před 11 měsíci +9

      Dump em in foster care don't be a dupe

    • @1_Fish.2_Fish.Red_Fish.
      @1_Fish.2_Fish.Red_Fish. Před 11 měsíci +36

      Throw em in front of the TV/video games/computer/phone/tablet not getting involved with their lives.

    • @saintessa
      @saintessa Před 11 měsíci +20

      Could be apart of it. More than autism seriously

  • @seanboggs215
    @seanboggs215 Před 11 měsíci +87

    As an old school World of Darkness player, every time he says he's a vampire/werewolf hybrid, i feel like dumping his head in a pot of boiling lye.

    • @thecoolestofthe834s2
      @thecoolestofthe834s2 Před 11 měsíci

      isnt that impossible in world of darkness?

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@thecoolestofthe834s2 Technically, it is possible, but it's the last thing you'd ever to happen to your character. A kindred/garou hybrid is called an "abomination", and they typically live, at most, a few days/weeks after their creation. It happens if a kindred tries to "embrace" a garou ,which is extremely unlikely to happen, as your average garou would wipe the floor with most kindred.
      (seriously, the power gap between the garou and the kindred borders on absurd. Suck it, vampires! XD)
      But even on the off chance a group of kindred could capture a garou alive (and keep most of their limbs), the likelihood of one of the kindred trying to embrace a garou is pretty damn close to zero, due to the ramifications they would endure from the Camarilla AND the garou after trying it.
      Though, it occurs to me as I type this that maybe this guy truly is a vampire/werewolf hybrid. Because if anyone truly deserves to be called an abomination, it's Jupiter.

  • @BodaciousBro28
    @BodaciousBro28 Před 11 měsíci +2

    “I was high on nicotine” is a banger line lowkey lmao 😂

  • @babyjulie25
    @babyjulie25 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "There's places here in Melba/Idaho no one would think to look" ...well you just said it

  • @darththork99
    @darththork99 Před 11 měsíci +139

    It's always kind of annoying when they do things that clearly indicate that they are a pedophile, and then they all just deny it. When is one of them gonna come out and say something like "Yep. I am. What are you gonna do about it?" It would be interesting to see how that would play out.

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender Před 11 měsíci +9

      There are a few over at America First. They seem to just get away with it

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Actually i seen a man like that from tiktok that has a open relationship with an underage girl and he dosen't deny it. So i guess there are a lot of different creeps.

    • @anonyvixen
      @anonyvixen Před 11 měsíci +2

      Did Amos yee not do that? I can’t remember properly but he seemed pretty out there about his degeneracy.

    • @darththork99
      @darththork99 Před 11 měsíci

      He's the only one I ever remember doing something like that. That's why he stands out so much. @@anonyvixen

    • @ALIEN-DUDE
      @ALIEN-DUDE Před 9 měsíci

      Mr girl the cuties lover was pretty open about his love of lil girls.

  • @oll-_-llo
    @oll-_-llo Před 11 měsíci +224

    Linda is the hero we didn't know we needed.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll Před 11 měsíci +13

      Some people judge the guy playing linda harshly as messing with a mentally ill kid for likes and views, knowingly associating with a pedo. I dont see it that way. I definitely like linda was meant to get popularity and clicks, and much of this is done for popularity, but i also think their work has been helpful to locating a predator and getting them to divulge all of their predation, for law enforcement, for communities, for kids to know about and stay safe, and to get him off the platform. I think in the end it was a mutual benefit for linda and the community

    • @oll-_-llo
      @oll-_-llo Před 11 měsíci

      @@notatrollll She's doing the same thing the fbi does. She went undercover and got a pedo to trust her in order to expose his true intentions. Nothing wrong with that.

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels Před 9 měsíci +3

    i wasn't MY "monster's" ONLY victim.. (ppl like that tend to NOT change) .. my monster's multiple offenses has landed him a "tier 3" for LIFE.. 💁🏼‍♀ & the nightmares NEVER stop..

  • @lunatichaotic3540
    @lunatichaotic3540 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I'm 24, I'm literally was smoking while watching this video. AND I'M STILL THINK THAT GROOMING MINORS IS FREAKING GROSS, JESUS CHRIST!

  • @dank_krill3047
    @dank_krill3047 Před 11 měsíci +22

    I love that creep was playing in the background it really sets the mood

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +6

      It really does I love it 😂

  • @atenchifan
    @atenchifan Před 11 měsíci +30

    All he needed for his apology was a ukelele!

    • @Cobra-ky9bt
      @Cobra-ky9bt Před 9 měsíci +1

      Oh, snap! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Turbo_the_duck
      @Turbo_the_duck Před 9 měsíci +3

      Let’s make it different let’s give him a piano

  • @notatrollll
    @notatrollll Před 11 měsíci +5

    Glaring omission in his goodbye speech is he doesn’t mention getting help in anyway shape or form. He doesn’t mention therapy or psychiatry or groups or jack shit. That’s a common tell that he is not considering getting any help at all. Nothing changes other than his screen name

  • @skyy___spamm4378
    @skyy___spamm4378 Před 11 měsíci +3

    As a minor, ppl like these make me feel unsafe being on the internet but it’s good to see that many pedophiles are getting caught

  • @vec1954
    @vec1954 Před 11 měsíci +57

    As a 24 year old I could never imagine myself turning into this creature, where are his parents lmao. If I started acting like this I'd be dragged to an institution wether I'd like it or not.

    • @scottyfox6376
      @scottyfox6376 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Psychiatric Issues would be a prerequisite I feel.

  • @TheOneTrueNeravarOfOoo
    @TheOneTrueNeravarOfOoo Před 11 měsíci +69

    Verbal bullying isn't enough for some people. 😂

  • @The_Caretaker_
    @The_Caretaker_ Před 9 měsíci +1

    “I was high on nicotine” my guy you had to have that 50% nic box mod blinker hit to be THAT out of it.

  • @zackluddy4112
    @zackluddy4112 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Linda binda looks like skinny Jupiter in a disguise

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Před 11 měsíci +110

    I almost felt bad because I thought he was just a kid because his voice is so high/young sounding, but when you said this mf is 25??? He’s older than me! I had more self-awareness and emotional maturity by the time I was less than half his age now lmao

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 11 měsíci +11

      That’s facts

    • @RustyShackleford051
      @RustyShackleford051 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Yeah I'm 26 and the difference between our lives couldn't be bigger. What a lost soul 😩

    • @janerecluse4344
      @janerecluse4344 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I swear sometimes there's some hormonal problem that like, tags along with being a pervert or helps you be a pervert or something, because there's like, this big contingent of creepy men with dainty little voices. Like, one-third of the biggest perverts, or something.

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Před 10 měsíci

      @@janerecluse4344 could be something to it I suppose, but I’d say it’s more a maturity issue than anything strictly biological. But also this reminded me of a Mark Normand joke czcams.com/video/DGIYN9H60so/video.htmlsi=XXcKvDs34Dxh7ZtB

    • @Gaibreel
      @Gaibreel Před 10 měsíci

      Seems most pedos either look young but are older or old af. No in-betweens. Serious genetic mess up cos they all look disgusting

  • @doom3926
    @doom3926 Před 11 měsíci +24

    So when Earl and Chris went to that My Little Pony convention years ago, some cosmic force manifested and merged their energies together to create this guy.

  • @MusicBizMikey
    @MusicBizMikey Před 11 měsíci +4

    Hey there buddy boyo 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

  • @billplummer6946
    @billplummer6946 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "High on nicotine" bro got a head rush. Wonder what he would do if he stood up too fast.

  • @lambdaweaponscache5394
    @lambdaweaponscache5394 Před 11 měsíci +10

    “If you think you’ll be able to tame my inner beast… knock yourself out girl.” OH MY GOODNESS 😂😂😂

  • @powercage
    @powercage Před 11 měsíci +27

    Lol, imagine being "friends" with a 13 year at age 25.

    • @janerecluse4344
      @janerecluse4344 Před 10 měsíci +3

      It's possible, in a, "yeah, buddy, girls are hard to understand because they're going through a lot, let's go get an ice cream, good luck on your math test" kinda way. Like how hanging out with a younger cousin can actually be a good time, but there's motherfuckin' *boundaries*.

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@janerecluse4344I dunno man. I'm 42 & to think about being over 21 & been be around a 13yo, there's really no reason to justify it unless it's family.
      Everything else is suspect AF.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci +1

      But what if your friend is a relative?
      Such as a cousin

    • @powercage
      @powercage Před 8 měsíci

      @@SMCwasTaken I don’t consider my kid cousins friends.
      I’m close with them, sure, but not like a friend.

  • @user-sz9rr3tz8d
    @user-sz9rr3tz8d Před 11 měsíci

    getting distracted by the final fantasy music in the background in a good way. thanks for having good taste in background music!

    • @user-sz9rr3tz8d
      @user-sz9rr3tz8d Před 11 měsíci

      or chrono trigger or secrets of mana or whatever it is. i recognize it but i can’t place it 😫

  • @shandyykh
    @shandyykh Před 10 měsíci +3

    that cross around his neck ain't gon save him 💀

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Před 11 měsíci +13

    "I only dated minors for show" why would you date kids for show in the first place ?

  • @robertwhitaker5718
    @robertwhitaker5718 Před 11 měsíci +15

    The way he grinned and smirked when talking about the grape was as demented trolling underage tweens.

  • @SKXgloomy
    @SKXgloomy Před 6 měsíci

    Intro sets the whole mood...god damn! 😅, hard watch but good video homie 👽💜🥷

  • @spikechandelier408
    @spikechandelier408 Před 11 měsíci +4

    👽👽👽👽👽👽 Ms. Smoky sent me.

  • @joesmother23
    @joesmother23 Před 11 měsíci +49

    The amount of videos you could do on this guy is actually insane

  • @ro-mantheexmo4396
    @ro-mantheexmo4396 Před 11 měsíci +24

    The fact that I’m the same age and live in the same state as this dude genuinely makes me sick to my stomach.

    • @RustyShackleford051
      @RustyShackleford051 Před 11 měsíci +5

      If you ever feel like your life has gone off the rails, you could be this dude

    • @camojoe83
      @camojoe83 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Go fix it, then.

    • @juliacoulthard2380
      @juliacoulthard2380 Před 9 měsíci

      Same I now feel so more uncomfortable

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci

      If you see him, CALL THE POLICE

  • @captainkief
    @captainkief Před 9 měsíci +3

    After watching all these freaks and wierdos over the years, I realized that this is what happens when you cant mature and become a member of society.

  • @cheesemonger6378
    @cheesemonger6378 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Holy shit the dude who creeped on my friend group when we were teens was also a werewolf/vampire, except he "had DID" so they were apparently separate people.