Jupiter The Hybrid - The Story of Tik Toks Worst Degenerate Part 2

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  • čas přidán 30. 10. 2023
  • Did not expect Jupiter to return this quickly but here we are. Jupiter did a call with Linda Binda in which he claims that he is moving on from his mistakes, and coming back to Tik Tok. It’s a weird watch but i know y’all goats will enjoy it💯
    Jupiter Sister Interview - • My SHOCKING Interview ...
    Jupiter Interview - • Linda Binda & Jupiter ...
  • Hry

Komentáře • 709

  • @IMachineHeadI
    @IMachineHeadI Před 9 měsíci +844

    Jupiter blaming nicotine for his grooming of little kids is like somebody blaming caffeine for attempted murder.

    • @TheBingusBongus
      @TheBingusBongus Před 9 měsíci +73

      “Your honor, my client may have run over 13 people behind the wheel of their Hummer. But in his defense, he had a Red Bull that morning.”

    • @rustyirl
      @rustyirl Před 8 měsíci +51

      @@TheBingusBongus”your honor, free bird was playing”

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Před 8 měsíci +18

      ​@@TheBingusBongusAt least he didn't drink one of those Mountain Dew energy drinks, drink that shit and you're basically a nuke on a hair trigger.

    • @orlandomartinez5484
      @orlandomartinez5484 Před 8 měsíci

      @@seanboggs215nah bang or Gfuel cans got even more caffeine in em (300 mg each) those will make you feel like you’re having a heart attack

    • @Driscoll1997
      @Driscoll1997 Před 8 měsíci +11

      @@rustyirl understandable. Trial Dismissed

  • @JaxonHaxon
    @JaxonHaxon Před 9 měsíci +289

    She's 16: She shoulda walked away
    He's 18: **"I WAS A CHILD!"**

    • @hansmoleman2666
      @hansmoleman2666 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Sadly that goes both ways with the vitriol right wingers have towards anyone dating anyone’s below their current age age days.
      Why can’t he use the “I was a child excuse” when an 20 year old dating an 18 year old makes them a predator in 2023 to anyone who leans slightly right.

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 Před 7 měsíci

      Girls mature faster than boys, I think that checks out

  • @grizzlyslug
    @grizzlyslug Před 9 měsíci +1459

    Tbh kinda glad he's back, 1 because the internet has a good eye on him and 2 more people are gonna clown on him, as they should

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost Před 9 měsíci +12

      He doesn't seem well.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Před 9 měsíci +125

      I'd really prefer it if he were in jail

    • @SpectreblueLeftTesticle
      @SpectreblueLeftTesticle Před 9 měsíci +46

      same with cyraaxx, daniel larson or bowsah. better having them online getting eyes on them if not in jail

    • @Mitzi-chan224
      @Mitzi-chan224 Před 9 měsíci

      He's a degenerate, he should stay offline.

    • @deepcrab
      @deepcrab Před 9 měsíci +31

      ​@@AbrasiousProductionsuntil he actually gets some consequences legally, I'm glad the internet is watching and recording if he does anything else fucked up

  • @XxGrohlxX
    @XxGrohlxX Před 9 měsíci +137

    “high on nicotine” is something i expect someone from the ages 10-14 to say

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Před 8 měsíci +4

      Dude a ten year old would make fun of you for that

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 Před 8 měsíci +3

      dude u know the vape he holds is a weed vape? this makes that even funnier dude says hes high on nic and its so bad then casually pulls out a fucking weed pen lmfao@@GigiBranconi

    • @jaeydec9163
      @jaeydec9163 Před 6 měsíci

      @@dylanram4653 he's so high on the nicotine that he forgot!

  • @snafvs
    @snafvs Před 9 měsíci +888

    As a victim of familial abuse myself, very similar to Jupiter's abuse, I can say that he is milking his upbringing as an excuse for his behavior. I smoke, I drink, yet I don't do any of the pathetic shit he does. This man is a monster, and gives a bad name to abuse victims.

    • @thathumburgerismineasshole5739
      @thathumburgerismineasshole5739 Před 9 měsíci

      I'm sorry you went through what you went through and I hope you can find as much strength and happiness in your life as possible despite such trauma. There are people that do care and you're never alone. Fuck whoever did that

    • @kevinbrooks9074
      @kevinbrooks9074 Před 9 měsíci +4

      victim blaming

    • @snafvs
      @snafvs Před 9 měsíci

      @@kevinbrooks9074 hm?

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine Před 8 měsíci +52

      I don’t think it’s victim blaming at all when you’re just holding someone accountable for their actions. I personally had a pretty crappy childhood too, and I hurt people along the way that I never should’ve hurt and they were right to be mad at me because my upbringing and the abuse I dealt with was never an excuse to be a jack ass and treat others like it was their fault that I was miserable.
      As a sidenote, even though I was hurt as a child, I never once even thought to harm a child in any way that was even mildly inappropriate.

    • @kevinbrooks9074
      @kevinbrooks9074 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@LoreleiCatherine In a quiet town, beneath a sky painted with twilight hues, two hearts converged in a dance of love. Alex and Jamie, both men, discovered their connection transcended societal norms. Their love was a symphony, echoing through the streets, a testament to courage and authenticity.
      They faced adversity, yet their love remained unyielding. Friends became allies, families embraced acceptance, and the town evolved. In each other's arms, they found refuge and strength. Their love story, one of resilience and unity, taught the town that love knows no bounds. Together, they painted the world with the vibrant colors of gay love, forever changing their lives and their community.

  • @toefingers
    @toefingers Před 9 měsíci +98

    I can’t get over how he looks 30 now but still sounds 13 its so jarring

    • @HarkinTheSkunk
      @HarkinTheSkunk Před 9 měsíci +6

      I’m blind and it took me almost 5 minutes to realize he was an adult! It’s crazy!

    • @shearedsheep1284
      @shearedsheep1284 Před měsícem

      @@HarkinTheSkunklike actually blind? How’d you type this lol

    • @HarkinTheSkunk
      @HarkinTheSkunk Před měsícem

      @@shearedsheep1284 I have very low vision. It only allows me to see things up close. It’s enough to write and achieve tasks that are up close, but I cannot drive or own a gun or do anything that requires long distance eyesight for.

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama Před 9 měsíci +175

    he wants to have a substance abuse problem soooo bad so it can relieve him of any responsibility

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před 9 měsíci +23

      Right? Pretty ridiculous, because if you behave like a complete asshole while you’re high or drunk, you’re still responsible for what you did. Blade tries it all the time with his actual late stage alcoholism and it doesn’t play. I don’t know why dude thinks nicotine is an excuse.

    • @MrCobalt
      @MrCobalt Před 9 měsíci +14

      There's something really unnerving about his eyes. Whenever he attempts to be expressive with his face, it feels like a poor imitation.

    • @bettycrispy397
      @bettycrispy397 Před 9 měsíci

      Yet he CAN’T. Cause he knows ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. Dude never leaves his house, has zero interpersonal relationships in the REAL WORLD.
      Him and that weirdo Linda are losers and have no friends or even family. I can’t even feel sorry for ‘people’ like these.

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@MrCobalthe’s wearing someone else’s face 💀

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@MrCobalt Pedophiles have a distinct lack of ability to show emotions.

  • @bradfjord
    @bradfjord Před 9 měsíci +80

    Nicotine and alcohol has me saying Please and Thank You Very Much to the bartender.

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Před 8 měsíci +1

      Ikr, it's rare to find bars these days that still allow smoking

    • @sadieteawalsh
      @sadieteawalsh Před 8 měsíci +3

      You’re more animal than human!

  • @gregthehedgehog0956
    @gregthehedgehog0956 Před 9 měsíci +405

    Man, this has been the Year Of The Lolcow hasn't it?

    • @honeynutreviews332
      @honeynutreviews332 Před 9 měsíci +56

      While Chris was in jail, we had a lolcow renaissance

    • @thebokan3926
      @thebokan3926 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Now Chris is back

    • @bigk4026
      @bigk4026 Před 9 měsíci +25

      @@thebokan3926exactly. We are living in the worst time line. Internet lol cow content house would be like Sam Hyde’s fishtank on steroids on meth.

    • @thebokan3926
      @thebokan3926 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@bigk4026 brother you just gave me the best idea to pitch to Sam hyde do you want to help with the power point!

    • @bigk4026
      @bigk4026 Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@thebokan3926 oh believe me they already know. He has talked about trying to someone like king cobra jfs in the past. They don’t trust those people and neither do I. Don’t want to spend money on a project and have them tank it.

  • @sadpacman3290
    @sadpacman3290 Před 9 měsíci +323

    "You were 18" "I was a child" The same guy thinks the age of consent should get lower, while considering 18 a child.

    • @JustSortaOK
      @JustSortaOK Před 9 měsíci +26

      Creeps like Jupiter and Chrischan will do whatever mental gymnastics they think will defend themselves

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 8 měsíci

      This is the ultimate endpoint of Twitter "postminor" discourse.

    • @qrr_ace
      @qrr_ace Před 2 měsíci +2

      He said “I was a child” because he was claiming that he was actually 14. He was “correcting” them

  • @Deadly7K
    @Deadly7K Před 8 měsíci +8

    "I have the power of dragons, demons, vampire and werewolves! Butttt I need to go to public areas for wifi access" 🤓

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Před 9 měsíci +32

    The ol cyraxx excuse
    C-"Marty that was in the past. Quit bringing up things from the past"
    M-"That was 3 days ago cyraxx"

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 Před 6 měsíci +1

      "Let it go, Marty!! That's old!"

  • @lenorebunny
    @lenorebunny Před 9 měsíci +18

    the subtle Mario Sunshine background music really puts me at ease, thanks Smokey

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Před 9 měsíci +4

      Glad you enjoy it friend 💯

  • @block4562
    @block4562 Před 9 měsíci +14

    I hate when people say "I'm sTuBbOrN 😏" like it's a fun cheeky quirky thing. It's not.

  • @wrexvincent2192
    @wrexvincent2192 Před 9 měsíci +176

    I feel like the Mr Snowflake documentary on him is a reason hes come back as well. Its super comprehensive and succinct in how horrible Jupiter is and casts a wider audience to ne aware of him.

    • @soHatey
      @soHatey Před 9 měsíci +13

      Yeah that's what I was thinking too, it's fucking great

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před 9 měsíci +10

      I need to watch that, Snowflake’s done good work.

    • @PurplePimp221
      @PurplePimp221 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Snowflake’s doc is great, he knows how to do it right

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas Před 9 měsíci +1

      Mr snowflake nabs these narcissists! We deserve a collab

    • @deevee666
      @deevee666 Před 8 měsíci +1

      It isn't a documentary. It is literally just publicly available videos of Jupiter edited together. No commentary whatsoever. Jupiter's antics speak for themselves.

  • @tiltedjay4803
    @tiltedjay4803 Před 9 měsíci +327

    Lolcows never stay off the internet 😂

    • @oatmeal0
      @oatmeal0 Před 9 měsíci +8

      fr

    • @thealien_ali3382
      @thealien_ali3382 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Brov I genuinely don't care about the internet tbh I hardly have time for anything 😂

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass Před 9 měsíci +9

      They wouldn't be lolcows if they took good advice and learned lessons.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před 9 měsíci +2

      Exactly. I thought Chris would have stayed away or had a small modest presence. But guess what. They’re back and doubled down.

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I don't know. I haven't heard anything about Creepshow Art in a long time as far as I'm aware of.
      Although she's probably more of a horrorcow.

  • @YashGaram
    @YashGaram Před 9 měsíci +213

    The crossover between lolcow and mlp will never cease to amaze me. Should be a case study honestly.
    ~peace be with you all this day~

    • @ARandomVogon
      @ARandomVogon Před 9 měsíci +18

      I'm pretty sure that there was a case study on the links between being a brony & liking kids

    • @YashGaram
      @YashGaram Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@ARandomVogon Doesn't surprise me. Not every pwedator is a lolcow; but almost every lolcow is a pwedator. Especially Bowser.

    • @ARandomVogon
      @ARandomVogon Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@YashGaram I CAN'T BELIEVE IT- BWACK BOWSAH WIKES KIDS?!?!
      😂

    • @monoriada117
      @monoriada117 Před 9 měsíci

      its pretty simple, regards are attracted to media designed for children

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ARandomVogonnah nah that’s white bowsah. Bwack bowsah respects & is attracted to milfs 😩😭

  • @giloball8876
    @giloball8876 Před 9 měsíci +67

    You can replace jupiter with cyrax at so many points and it's the same person

    • @kaneda956
      @kaneda956 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Him and Danderson will prolly join his Shadow Collective

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 8 měsíci

      Cyraxx, Daniel Larson and Jupiter make Chris Chan look like a saint

    • @nerdtanks1439
      @nerdtanks1439 Před 7 měsíci

      Same personality, huge difference in mass. 😂

  • @connorscanlan2167
    @connorscanlan2167 Před 9 měsíci +32

    These people can never change. They're incapable of taking responsibility. He can't even look her in the eyes; he's too busy trying to look like an angsty anime character staring off into the distance.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před 9 měsíci +6

      If cows could change, they wouldn’t be cows.

    • @mistertracey1
      @mistertracey1 Před 9 měsíci +3

      He's out somewhere getting free internet

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@mistertracey1And scoping out for minors.

  • @UnderfedShmuck
    @UnderfedShmuck Před 8 měsíci +5

    Someone saying "hey anonymous, try to find me" was not even in my late 2023 bingo card

  • @raulduke2823
    @raulduke2823 Před 9 měsíci +14

    Linda Binda is really forking cool.

  • @JoyDavidson
    @JoyDavidson Před 9 měsíci +34

    I freaking love the Linda Binda character .

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Před 9 měsíci +11

      Something about her unnerves me. Idk why I just can’t understand anything about her & my ape brain takes over 😭

    • @Narcoanalysis
      @Narcoanalysis Před 9 měsíci +4

      I had a hard time deciding if it was a bit or not😅

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před 9 měsíci +5

      I didn’t like the character when I saw them pop up in Terri Joe/Jeorgia Peach videos. Cause she was so awkward and cringey. Which I don’t consider funny. She would be off beat and ruin the vibe and people were just over her. It’s like this weird Colleen Belinger type humor which is dated. But I like what she’s doing here.

    • @JoyDavidson
      @JoyDavidson Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@ChillHills anyone that wrangles weirdos for the internet to see is OK in my book. I do see what you mean, though.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před 8 měsíci +17

      @@JoyDavidson Not only that, but she’s really good at interviewing. That interview she did with the sister is professional level. Not a lot of CZcamsrs have that. I’m talking about ones who base their channels off of interviewing people. I went to school for journalism and communications. This was miles better than a lot of those people.

  • @Pirate_Booty
    @Pirate_Booty Před 8 měsíci +12

    Vampire, werewolf, demon, dragon, predator. He really is a jack of all trades

    • @nerdtanks1439
      @nerdtanks1439 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Don’t forget recovering from pedophilia inducing nicotine addiction

    • @Pirate_Booty
      @Pirate_Booty Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@nerdtanks1439 almost forgot thank you for reminding me. Apparently nicotine addiction really does fuck you up

    • @nerdtanks1439
      @nerdtanks1439 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@Pirate_Booty 😂 just doing my part to spread awareness. Hopefully one day we can get the surgeon general to modify the warning label: “this product contains nicotine, nicotine can cause birth defects, cancer, and sudden onset kiddy diddling.”

    • @chrisgilbert5461
      @chrisgilbert5461 Před 5 měsíci

      Don't forget a mandolorian

  • @AlrightStingy
    @AlrightStingy Před 9 měsíci +145

    would be pretty hysterical if Jupiter was actually going against the hacker group, anonymous 😂

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy Před 9 měsíci +8

      I thought that's what he meant lol

    • @Purpmaster
      @Purpmaster Před 9 měsíci +10

      That would be amazing, seeing him go up against a group that’s capable of taking on governments. That would be some next level shit 😂

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison Před 9 měsíci

      The disbanded a decade ago, the ppl that claim they are anonymous are a buncha activists working for the FBI

    • @AnonYmous-wm6wq
      @AnonYmous-wm6wq Před 8 měsíci +4

      We are legion

    • @____________838
      @____________838 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I am Alpharius.

  • @dylanparrott8347
    @dylanparrott8347 Před 9 měsíci +118

    with Jupiter's past you ALMOST feel bad for him but once you know what he got exposed for everything just goes out the window with me personally he's a monster

    • @Bluwolf-ib3qb
      @Bluwolf-ib3qb Před 9 měsíci +6

      “I dId AnD sTiLl Do ReGrEt My AcTiOnS”

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy Před 9 měsíci +7

      A tragic backstory only gets you so far in life.

    • @fbimom4205
      @fbimom4205 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Chris Chan also had a tragic upbringing but that’s no excuse for what he did.

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 Před 8 měsíci +5

      That's the thing with most cows: you can _almost_ feel sorry for them, until they choose to behave the way they behave. Sure, there's the odd one in there that you can genuinely feel sorry for, (Pixieteri for me, she obviously was crying for help, and wasn't hurting anyone) but for the most part, they're usually godawful people.

    • @ImYourCherryBomb
      @ImYourCherryBomb Před 8 měsíci +7

      Empathetic but not sympathetic. I feel empathy for his childhood but I can’t sympathize with the person he became.

  • @angeloluna529
    @angeloluna529 Před 9 měsíci +19

    Imagine if star wars had a astromech droid called P3-D0, but in human form?

    • @gwaaar13
      @gwaaar13 Před 9 měsíci +10

      And his sidekick R2- #metoo

  • @vonbeedle554
    @vonbeedle554 Před 9 měsíci +16

    he looks like a regarded Gerard Way

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Před 9 měsíci +5

      Regard Way?

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 Před 8 měsíci +1

      When I was a young boy, my brother tied me to a chair.

  • @seanboggs215
    @seanboggs215 Před 9 měsíci +54

    Shit, he's back?! I should've known, creeps like this always return to the scene of the crime! Good on ya, Smokey, for making sure this creep's return didn't go unnoticed.

  • @areallyboredindividual8766
    @areallyboredindividual8766 Před 8 měsíci +7

    "I was a child, I was a kid"
    "You were 18"
    That cracked me up a little

    • @Zerojimm
      @Zerojimm Před měsícem

      Which he's got no response for so he just reasserts his former status an 18-year-old child.

  • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
    @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. Před 9 měsíci +140

    I think the My Little Pony community needs to start gatekeeping alot harder, because there are a ton of these weirdos that feel welcomed by them.
    It makes this already strange group look even weirder.

    • @turgburger
      @turgburger Před 9 měsíci +43

      if they start gatekeeping weirdos, the whole community goes under.

    • @lb5818
      @lb5818 Před 9 měsíci +27

      what are they going to gatekeep, they're all grown men that watch a cartoon for little girls

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@turgburger then that is the cost. Lol

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@lb5818 atleast the predators. It can't only be predators that are into mlp. But maybe I am wrong. You got chris, bowser, and jupiter.

    • @dixiekitsune8382
      @dixiekitsune8382 Před 9 měsíci +17

      The MLP fandom has the same issue as the Furry, Undertale, Gacha, and any other fandoms. It is inherently impossible to gatekeep someone from a fandom entirely; all that someone needs to be part of a fandom is to say that they are.

  • @Broken_Balisong
    @Broken_Balisong Před 9 měsíci +10

    He grew a mustache character development

  • @GPlasticBeach
    @GPlasticBeach Před 9 měsíci +21

    The fact that Jupiter never looks into the camera aka makes eye contact for the entirety of that video is very telling; it's one of the most common signs of lying, often done so by children and adults with low intelligence. Meaning that Jupiter does not feel remorse, was fully aware of what he was doing, and he plans to go back to doing the same shit as before.

  • @CowToes
    @CowToes Před 9 měsíci +6

    I'm so high off cigarettes, I can't control my actions!!!

  • @rickypicture9026
    @rickypicture9026 Před 9 měsíci +10

    dude jupiter looks like a demented version of ricky and julian from trailer park boys

  • @Tx-Annie
    @Tx-Annie Před 9 měsíci +115

    Wow, a hybrid dragon/werewolf/goldish dungeon master that opts to be a changling into a homeless thrift store version of Jack black.
    Thanks Smokey for keeping us posted on the pred lolcow updates! ❤

    • @curvaceouslyjayce6527
      @curvaceouslyjayce6527 Před 9 měsíci +5

      The way i nearly spat out my drink- XD I love this so much XD :P

    • @axolotl-fortress
      @axolotl-fortress Před 9 měsíci +10

      That's James Gray. Star of hit films like "university of pop", "taco lucha", "indomitable B and the plectrum of fate"

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Před 9 měsíci +8

      jack black is actually hot though.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Před 9 měsíci +4

      oh nm, i see why you said this. 6:24 clip

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I love this thread

  • @JumptheTrench
    @JumptheTrench Před 9 měsíci +18

    They always return… but usually when they do it gets worse..

  • @boxcarTV
    @boxcarTV Před 9 měsíci +7

    jupiter watched the mr snowflake documentary and said “i got one more”

  • @velmulnir1196
    @velmulnir1196 Před 9 měsíci +5

    subtitles greatly appreciated

  • @dallacebedard1840
    @dallacebedard1840 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Very very weird point to make but I'm currently replaying ff7.....and you definitely have the "town music" in the background. Thats awesome lol😊

  • @BIGRob118
    @BIGRob118 Před 9 měsíci +6

    we have a mental health problem

  • @vos11749
    @vos11749 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This creature should be in a deep dungeon as a boss fight monster it sounds like.

  • @sirksees
    @sirksees Před 9 měsíci +9

    I once blamed weed for my cringy failed flirting attempts with people in the past... it was NOT weeds fault. It's never weeds fault, I was just cringe! Blaming NICOTINE??? FOR P*DO SHIT????? LMAOOOO

  • @itzpurple_queen9711
    @itzpurple_queen9711 Před 8 měsíci +37

    How tf does Jupiter believe that Linda loves him and isn’t just trolling? It baffles me 😂

    • @Cott0nkitties
      @Cott0nkitties Před 8 měsíci +10

      Fr though. And even how she talks to him you’d think he’d know by now 💀💀💀

    • @zacksnell2316
      @zacksnell2316 Před 7 měsíci

      He's just horny af I think

    • @Zerojimm
      @Zerojimm Před měsícem

      Smokey said in the first video that he believes it's a mix of mild autism and simply not being that bright. Others think he might be inbred or that his Mom drank when he was in the womb.

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Před 8 měsíci +3

    It’s like he thinks she’s somewhere in the building and is constantly looking for her instead of looking at the screen

  • @YoungGodOG
    @YoungGodOG Před 9 měsíci +12

    Gotta watch those Nicotine Levels. Cig Box says may cause PDF behavior

  • @Youre_a_wizard_shark
    @Youre_a_wizard_shark Před 9 měsíci +9

    Just like how he wants people to back off as if People will say "oh ok. Go ahead and be a creep til you get caught again"

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime Před 9 měsíci +10

    Just in time for Halloween, the most horrifying thing, a TikTok pdf file

  • @MyT1m3
    @MyT1m3 Před 9 měsíci +14

    I guess Jupiter and Browser buy the same brand of cigarettes. Cutie mark brand.

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions Před 9 měsíci +18

    I swear predators blame their sickness on the silliest things, nicotine really?!🤣

  • @basedchicana1776
    @basedchicana1776 Před 9 měsíci +13

    I just got done rewatching the first video on him, the timing couldn't have been any better

    • @lando8913
      @lando8913 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Finding there's already a follow up to a video you just watched is the best, lol.

    • @basedchicana1776
      @basedchicana1776 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@lando8913
      Exactly
      And I didn't actually expect him to come back, a stupid assumption, because now we may have another lolcow in the roster

  • @mikem9384
    @mikem9384 Před 8 měsíci +4

    She asked what should the consequences be and he gave a response that makes it sound like he's running for governor. Totally dodged that question.
    He is going to talk to minors. The fact he couldn't give a real consequence for if he did again, shows he probably already has talked to minors again.

  • @thyrampantpigeon
    @thyrampantpigeon Před 9 měsíci +26

    The thing is, there probably are people telling him to make more videos, this might make him/lolcows in general think that they have a fanbase to come back to, but they don't want more videos because they like them.

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Před 9 měsíci

      Same deal with Chris & Raxx. They’re both so delusional & think that they have genuine fans who adore them & their work but in reality they’re just a bunch of farmers tryna squeeze every ounce of milk they can outta these creeps

  • @maverickmayhem6368
    @maverickmayhem6368 Před 9 měsíci +18

    Tbh I am excited for more Jupiter content, more Jupiter content from Smokey

  • @1odie2
    @1odie2 Před 9 měsíci +15

    A hybrid on Halloween, and I'll be smoking a hybrid later tonight. Thanks for the video, Smokes.

  • @ThrobbingChomboni
    @ThrobbingChomboni Před 9 měsíci +6

    He puts 3xtra sauce on the Taco about nicotine cuz he was a Mormon. They teach their members that it's not good for the " mind" or body and it was a very easy thing for him to grab it since it was probably drilled into him from the time he could pee his Pampers

  • @demonofjapan
    @demonofjapan Před 9 měsíci +5

    I need a cartoon of Jupiters fr that’s the wack pack

  • @Miami_Fred
    @Miami_Fred Před 9 měsíci +4

    Bros got the jack Marston mustache

    • @CorpusCacus
      @CorpusCacus Před 9 měsíci +3

      Great. Now I hate him more.

  • @MaxisRichtofen
    @MaxisRichtofen Před 9 měsíci +5

    blaming nicotine is a new one for me, it's a very child like mindset

  • @biffitup2525
    @biffitup2525 Před 8 měsíci +2

    So he wants to lower age of consent while also claiming that he should be excused for violence because 'he was a child" at 18? Does he not see the problem here?

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata Před 9 měsíci +6

    Jupiter smoking on that pred-pack

  • @generalginx
    @generalginx Před 8 měsíci +6

    Bro cared more about how “rough” it’s been being a vampire-werewolf-demon-dragon hybrid than he did talking about the actual situation at hand he’s supposedly “taking accountability for”💀That says enough all on its own

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Před 8 měsíci

      I'm still just trying to figure out how he can be a hybrid of four different creatures at once. This asshole seems like that one guy at every D&D session who flips his shit and whines about not being able to play his super duper extra special game breaking mary sue power fantasy character. As if I needed another reason to hate this guy.

  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco Před 9 měsíci +3

    Not to split hairs here, but did he ever mention what brand of cigs had em acting up? Them Chesterfields are bad news man.

  • @just_max0480
    @just_max0480 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I literally watched your first video about Jupiter last night lmao

  • @LuchadorMasque
    @LuchadorMasque Před 9 měsíci +5

    his brother is in jail for being a PDF file

  • @emetoparacosm
    @emetoparacosm Před 9 měsíci +4

    Scariest Halloween surprise! 🎃👻

  • @tunagorila5704
    @tunagorila5704 Před 8 měsíci +2

    “Ah you see Mr. Officer I had my morning vitamine pills one too many and accidentally locked 7 children in my neighbor’s basement for 3 months, I’m sorry if that was a little quirky I will be more careful with my vitamines next time”

  • @GnosticElohim
    @GnosticElohim Před 9 měsíci +4

    New nicotine warning lable...May make you attracted to children.🤣

  • @seanboggs215
    @seanboggs215 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Also, as if it wasn't obvious already, his new p3do 'stache really drives the creeper vibe home, doesn’t it?

  • @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411
    @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411 Před 9 měsíci +3

    the cigarettes made him do it lmao

  • @NintendoBoy64
    @NintendoBoy64 Před 9 měsíci +5

    If Jupiter is a werewolf vampire hybrid then we must stave him off with silver crucifixes

  • @TeethSink
    @TeethSink Před 9 měsíci +10

    Hearing the way smokey says pony is very satisfying lol

  • @Chromatome
    @Chromatome Před 9 měsíci +2

    By Jupiter's logic John Wayne Gacy became a serial killer/pedofork the second he had his first drink.

  • @TheRealMattyMatt
    @TheRealMattyMatt Před 5 měsíci

    I really enjoy you and kiwi's videos. I show all my friends and family cyrax and Chris chan videos now😂😂 I was dying when y'all were talking to Travis the other night. Keep doing what y'all are doing these videos are amazing I hope you and kiwi get a show or something in the future y'all are hilarious

  • @davidbeach5563
    @davidbeach5563 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Because of that weird creepy vibe that Jupiter gives off within 30 seconds of hearing him speak, i really sincerely doubt any parent ir guardian would EVER leave their child alind with him. God, at least i think so!

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Před 9 měsíci +8

    I haven't listened to the sister's interview and honestly probably won't but if the family is like that i hope she made it through it unscathed or at least in a great mental space if she didn't

  • @stfugoober
    @stfugoober Před 9 měsíci +10

    HE DOES LOOK LIKE A PIRATE

  • @Gokulosestoavirus
    @Gokulosestoavirus Před 9 měsíci +3

    I still want Linda Binda to talk to Cyraxx

  • @AsIf-pz9kt
    @AsIf-pz9kt Před 9 měsíci +3

    these zirs all have the same voice

  • @carpesolis
    @carpesolis Před 9 měsíci +4

    Well, I can see he's at least wearing a shirt. Not sure if he's going for a Wolverine look or a "look at how little I've been taking care of myself oh woe is me."

  • @redbanana6841
    @redbanana6841 Před 9 měsíci +1

    There's a proverb that will always ring true when it comes to users and abusers:
    "What happens once, happens twice."

  • @yureio
    @yureio Před 9 měsíci +1

    aw bruh, he's BACK? yuuuck.. Thanks for the vid smoke, love your stuff!

  • @krisgab3684
    @krisgab3684 Před 9 měsíci +4

    AYO LETS FUCKING GO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN SMOKEY! hope ya have a good day👌

  • @sonichamburgerspecial692
    @sonichamburgerspecial692 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I've smoked and drinked still do, never has it made me a predator/go for minors. Weird! it's almost like...it isn't about the substances you take...it's about who you are as a person.

  • @RosebudDelicious
    @RosebudDelicious Před 9 měsíci +1

    Have a great day smoke, thanks for all the content

  • @lemonadelunacy3291
    @lemonadelunacy3291 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Its absolutely the hacker group anonymous. They put out a video about him and said they were coming for him bc the justice system doesn't take predators seriously enough. This guy is totally unhinged and someone SHOULD try to do something; Jupiter doesn't realize Anonymous is a whole group though and so is addressing "him" as though he is an individual 😅😅

  • @hughcucumber
    @hughcucumber Před 9 měsíci +2

    Did that monster really dare Anons to go after him?

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 Před 8 měsíci +2

    He even has the anime type arc where he grew a mustache so you know hes older and wiser now.

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 Před 8 měsíci

      The last time an anime character grew a mustache, some pretty devastating things happened.
      (Eren)

  • @shumevkyo422
    @shumevkyo422 Před 9 měsíci

    Ah, nice lil treat for me! Smokey uploaded!

  • @VietbogVet
    @VietbogVet Před 9 měsíci +7

    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "I'm not a PDF!" Screams the Manlet growing a creepy greasy pdf stash.

  • @KHaskins23
    @KHaskins23 Před 8 měsíci +5

    The guy obviously has a ton of trauma and now it's turned him into a delusional mess but it doesn't excuse him from the crimes he's committed. I'm sorry him and his sister went through some childhood abuse caused by a loved one that was supposed to protect them but not only he should be locked away in jail but also given court-ordered psychiatric care.

  • @the-mech-romancer
    @the-mech-romancer Před 9 měsíci +6

    oh shit a predator making a return...a true halloween scare

  • @BioticPlatypus
    @BioticPlatypus Před 9 měsíci +2

    I mean the Surgeon General DOES warn that nicotine causes smokers to want to creep on children.

  • @KenjiRyuma90
    @KenjiRyuma90 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Regardless of liquor and cigarettes, being a ‘pdf file’ is not treatable. It’s a permanent psychological deformity and those individuals need to be monitored 24/7.

  • @toolittletoolate
    @toolittletoolate Před 9 měsíci +7

    How fucked has the world become where horrocows are just called lolcows until they go so far into the extreme it's inhuman like Danial Larson.

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 Před 8 měsíci

      We need stronger and stronger lolcow hits until we're laughing at Cyraxx sucking his friend off.

  • @ImClean-
    @ImClean- Před 9 měsíci +2

    If you’re not gettin high off that gas station Marlboro Ice pack wyd.

  • @RubberShogun
    @RubberShogun Před 9 měsíci +7

    Man, lolcows are something. Definitely teetering onto horrorcow stats

  • @behurastudio
    @behurastudio Před 9 měsíci +2

    Aw shit here we go again

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před 9 měsíci +1

    11:20 And this is why I believe humanity has no intrinsic value.

  • @TheGriftcast
    @TheGriftcast Před 9 měsíci +2

    Happy lolcoween