Cyrax - The Definition of Insanity
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2024
- It’s been a long time coming but we are covering everyone’s favorite Chance Wilkins today and he has alot to say. Cyrax is basically just calling out the trolls like he always does but shockingly he claims that he is leaving CZcams this time… how will this play out?
Hope you goats enjoy the video 💯
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Raxx babbling into his mic while the autotune is still on is killing me, it sounds like regarded T Pain doing slam poetry
Lmao
originally read that as regurgitated t pain slam poetry.
Drake if he had a single brain cell
“I can put you in a mansion, way out in Akron”
brother
The auto tune while he talks cracks me up so bad 😂😂
It’s so dumb
I thought it was a bad wrestling promotion
@@CarlosPEnisit is
"You thought i was an easy target ?" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🎤
NO, NAAAH 🎵🎶🎶
Shout out to Cyraxx’s Doritos bag. It lasting this long should be an inspiration to all of us to keep going.
Agreed
Gives me hope for my case of beer in the fridge
👏🏻🤝🏻keep pushing y'all
It was a promotion for Forza Horizon 5, he called it collectable.....😂🤣 Natural selection, where'd you go I miss you so.
I always think it has better posture than Chance, even though it’s slumping
cyraxx looks like a live action squidbilly
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Insanely apt.
Lmfaoooooo!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
Best comparison I’ve heard yet
Cyrax is dead, and in a bid to change his public image as a predator, is now going by the name... Lil White Bowser
Little Kid Browser
Pwedator
He’s more likely to steal Whitebowsers name as his own
You are a cornball
White bowser is younger than psyraxx you dunce
"The old Cyraxx is dead" *equips bandana and comes back 12 hours later*
Bold of Cyrax to tell anyone to get a job. Man hasn’t left his attic since Akron PD dragged him out of it last.
Ask Raxx he'll say he's the hardest working man in Akron
@@highbread817 Well yeah obviously! You’ve seen how the cops in Akron REFUSE to do their jobs!!! 🙄
I don't think he's ever had a job
@@The-Real-Yakubhe never will either
Shouting to his Mommy to boot. “Mommy help me! Please!” - The “Baddest Man” in Akron himself.
Reminder: cyraxx choaked out Sally years before Marty, N-word boy ect were even messing with him.
Look, he only did that because he knew there would be future trolling, and it drove him to do it.
@@BioticPlatypus 😂 He "foreknew" it.
And that 16yo girl he sexted too
don't forget about billy
@@starspeculation😂🤣
Imagine trying to give your fans an amazing Lincoln park tribute show only to have to keep telling people Ed’s not dead.
RIP Sally
RIP Chester bruh he doesnt deserve to have a goblin desecrating his art
As the real Shadow Blade I will totally steal his music content & make another million.
RIP ed
*Linkin
Cyrax really studied his WWE promo's for this one. Has the literal exact mannerisms.
Too bad his main inspirations seem to have been the Ultimate Warrior and Lex Luger. One a master in incoherent babble, the other stumbling over words and thoughts he's desperately trying to make sense of in real time.
The Doritos bag should have its own fan page
And the auto tune is so menacing
Man, the weakest dog really does have the loudest bark
"This song goes out to Billy, he never saw it coming"
Ohhh my god😂😂😂
He definitely felt him cumming
But he felt it
Thankyou, I feel like a terrible person for laughing at that and now I'm going to hell.
Being a kid creeper isn't just a "mistake" raxx. That's a felony.
If it's proven beyond a doubt it should be a death sentence imho
@@RemoWilliams1227why not
@@RemoWilliams1227 I agree.
Character creation screen glitched on gods computer the day this guy was born
"hey Jesus, did you notice if you touch this wire the character creator goes crazy?"
Fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch
Or God just pressed "Randomize"
@stevesteiner6844 not even a randomizer could be that cruel. Cyrax was probably the virus that caused the glitch in the first place 🤣
@@HelloMyNameIsRED Wasn't his "stage name" Virus or something? (Which he stole)
"you guys saw me, and saw an easy Target" Wow some clairvoyance from the goblin for once!
Every rule has exceptions, and people like Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, and White Bowser are proof that sometimes you should judge someone based on their looks.
Yup their outside appearance represent what they are like on the inside
Yeah, basically the human equivalent of poison dart frogs
Always Judge a book by the cover... its got a description on the back and the title and author on the front ... whoever came up with that phrase never owned or read a book..even its cover
"Mistakes is how you learn!"
-the guy who refuses to learn anything
Cyrax: I'm _not_ evil.
Also Cyrax: Sings about *rape*
Edit: Also pretty heinous of him to complain about content theft when he stole an sa story.
Average Cyraxx activities
Cyrax will never beat the allegations
didn't he steal that song from an actual victim's poem
@@cryomaniac1366yes
@@mother.faladging.ballsandwhichjust got to that part in the video now, but really stealing something like that is sick shit. it's not like he's venting his own experience, I don't know what kind of shame a mf like this lacks to be able to just steal that poem from a real person and put his shit beat over it
Bowser is a Predator, and so is Cyraxx.
BOWSA IS NOT A PWEDTOUR!!!
Bweasts
He’s not a fwickin pwedator!!
@@homemadeluty3590liar liar hand down your pants
Ah yes, the goblin of Akron, the “drift king”, certified thief, it seems like this vid pairs perfectly well with the sonichu psychology video
Like a good whiskey with a great steak. A combo that just can’t be beat.
"That's how life works! You make mistakes and you learn from your mistakes!"
Says the creep that was in a 13 year old's DM's on the moment that people were talking about how he was going after another kid.
Chance never learns JACK. Lol
BACK TO THE CLASSICS WITH SMOKEY HOLY SHIT YES. THE KING OF AKRON IS STILL INSANE
Facts, prayed for this day to come hahahah, was getting curious what the "drift king" of akron is up to
@@keller_it’s the same shit that he always does
@@Davidpostingshid true as fuck haha
“ I was illegally entrapped “ 🤖 🎵 😂
Love it when he says that. As opposed to being entrappped legally, chancey?
"I was illegally robbed yesterday"
he started wearing the bandana because the scabs were spreading to the inside of his beanie, i can imagine him taking that beanie off must have sounded like velcro. I will never understand how he can sit around in such filth and squalor. Glad to see a new cryaxx video from smokey tho
When you're this dysgenic, you don't have the same disgust sensitivities as a normal person. It's why he's so delusional too, how could he cope facing his own awful nature?
Velcro lolll
Nah i didn't want to picture that 😭🙏🏻
noooooo not the velcro beanie delete this
The scabs coming out of the beanie like a snowstorm
Is it weird that this guy single handedly ruined a mortal kombat character 😂
It's weirder because Raxx repeatedly yelled the n-word while Cyrax, canonically, is black.
Sektor be like
I am a successful musician, I am good friends with Danny Brown and I love adult women
That Doritos bag has sat there untouched for years
“You deserve the pain that I’ve felt” flavor
Collectors edition
there's a redeemable code inside that says 'YOU WON A DATE WITH A 13YO!!!'
I love when Cyraxx tries to cut a promo.... it's Shockmaster tier every time the little guy tries and brings such joy to me.
Shockmaster 😂😂
13:00 reads: "i will take down anyone critical or who wants to hold me accountable for my horrible actions"
Rip Sally, Ed, and Cyrax. The music industry, the art industry, the E-racing scene and perc dealers all around will mourn this horrific event.
🎶They're all dead-ead-ead. 🎶
Yes, rest in piss
Don’t get my hopes up 😭
Cyrax has a crazy uncanny resemblance to those ass-squatch creatures that taxidermists make 😭
The auto tuned manifesto is a masterpiece 😂
I bet N Word Boi is ssoooooo jealous 🤣😂
he`s forever stuck on repeat. the insults, the threats, "music", "albums", "racing", bloody bandanas and dorito bags. "oh-gay?"
Ohey
Cyraxx in 2067: 50 years Marty! You need to quit!!!
He'll never change.
Streaming from the Akron old folks home.
March 2073: celebrating 50 years of MBM beating the shit out of Cyrax aka the battle of Akron
He won’t live that long
One of these days I gotta visit this goofball. I live like 20 minutes away
Well, just know he'll hide and cry like a little bitch while he tells his mommy to deal with you then he'll make a video asking the trolls to leave him alone again
bad idea
@@beaudweiser Wise words. Maybe ill just drive by and say "Oof" and make a :| face to myself
It appears as though a mountain lion has gotten a hold on his head
Poor mountain lion couldn't get through the jawbreaker
Mt Lion ain't blowin bubbles with this gumball
Nah poor thing was trying crack it but soon as the taste hit it was like duck this roadkill tastes far nicer 😃😃😃
cyraxx suffering from the worst fate of them all: stress induced eczema
Stress induced eczema is a real drag- especially when there’s nothing you can do to eliminate the stress causing it, like being let go from your job or suffering a breakup.
It’s so sad cyraxx has to deal with the stress of a completely inescapable force… not getting off the internet 😞
Drinking a lot of water removes eczema in like 2-3 days.
And usually if i forget to drink enough it comes back.
Im very stressed but i think its more related to me not hydrating enough.
@@Pwnners How much would you say is a lot?
@@smarttravel3144 2liters or more i guess. I usually dont drink enough water so i'd says 2-3, im not trynna tell people to get water poisoning by drinking 6L a day
@@Pwnners Thanks for the info, will try that out
Ya boi is back talking about our favorite goblin, what a glorious day.
Furry v-tuber raxx has to be the best mini arc he has ever had.
He's slowly building up his fursuit. Right now, hes got a tail buttplug.
Cyraxx gets mad when the people he's talking to aren't children not because he feels tricked, but because he's genuinely mad he wasn't actually talking to a kid.
I think that Furry comment is to hide his latest Vtubing endeavor where he's a giant werewolf instead of an anime girl. He hides his voice but you can tell it's him through his cadence.
Take it from me, furries wouldn’t want raxx. For many reasons. But look up KhordKitty, he’s a furry who is known for reeking and uh. Other stuff. But the smelling part has gotten him mocked endlessly by the community. He’s also into weird PDF stuff, which also gets him rekt by furries.
Also as for him being potentially gay, I’m not so sure. What he did to Billy wasn’t about attraction. It was about power. That’s what assault of that nature is. I genuinely don’t think he’s capable of true attraction. Not in an aromatic or asexual way, but because I don’t think he can care about another human being, or see anyone as anything but a vessel for his weirdass desires. I literally do not think his goblin brain is wired to feel anything good for anyone.
Just gotta say, Cyraxx has such amazing, flowing rythym in his songs. It doesnt at all sound like a toddler repeating his ABCs.
They always say don't judge a book by the cover....I think this is an exception lmao
Oh I'm not judging the book by the cover. I don't even want to get close enough to read the cover. I'm judging the book for being marinated in filth and smelling like GG Allin's taint from across the room.
@@RobExNihilowe should start calling him Gooch 😂
@@RemoWilliams1227 Hooch, the no-cooch getting gooch
Goblin warlord gearing up with his bat and hammer, I'm quaking in my boots.😂😂
at this point I don't think he even understands what he says, and just mimics what other people say to him/he hears. Raxx is just incapable of coming up with his own words.
he’s working on his promo work for his WWE audition tape
he understands more than you would think at first, it's just that he can't understand how much other people can understand(that it's bullshit, that he always comes back etc, that he tries to so transparently manipulate that people just think it's retarded etc.)
this makes him worse btw.
if you don't believe that then listen to this: you were always like a brother I would have NEVER not have youd back since you were good for me like FAMILY like you're like a BROTHER for me i know we're not in good terms now but we need soldiers for this movement - i never quit thinking of you as family you're like a brother for me I would do anything for you so what do you say can you gather your allies.
did that work to bring you to watch it from my viewpoint? no? WHY NOT YOU DIRTY DANG TROLL I WILL K*** YOU check out these karate moves KAPOW
"you make mistakes and learn from your mistakes" says the man that has been catfished into exposing his pdf nature 3 times. The only learning he wants to do is learn how to pick his victims better.
His fake reactions to Linkin Park will forever make me want to tear my skin off. LP is very special to me because their music helped my mom when she was a teen. She told me the entire story, and about how she wouldn't be here - how i wouldn't be here - without LP and Chester. The day Chester passed, she was so devastated, i'd never seen her so upset, and she never shows when she's upset or hurting. LP prevented my mom from committing suicide. Helped her overcome those thoughts. I've gone through the same thing, and every time i would think of ending my life, i would think of my mom, and listen to LP.
Chance will never have the connection to LP he thinks he has. He'll never have a genuine, "i got saved by their music" moment, because it never fucking happened. He makes it up for sympathy, doesn't get it, but still does it. I hope Chance knows that Chester would hate him. I never want to wish death on people because what goes around comes around, but every time i hear Chance speak about his "suicidal thoughts", a part of me hopes he goes through with it. He doesn't deserve to live, but he doesn't deserve to leave peacefully. I applaud everyone who makes a point to make Chance miserable. Karma is a bitch.
EDIT: i'm not gatekeeping help
😭
I'm sorry you two had to go through that. But at least you found something to help you both through it. I totally understand how you feel about how full of shit he is. My son had such bad eczema when he was a baby and until he was in second grade. It was so bad he had to sleep with cold wet wraps under is pj's. Almost everything chance says about how and why he has "stress eczema" is bullshit. Now, I will say your mood will affect it all little. What he has is what's called being filthy. If he was clean if his bedding was clean if his clothes were clean he wouldn't look that way. He has turned this illness into a laughing stock and a joke. So I feel you.
That's just how raxx is. He's a fake and a liar.
Damn I feel old. Your mom listened to Linkin Park? I remember when they first came out. Crazy. Where does the time go
That paragraph just sounds like gatekeeping. Not saying Cyrax is being genuine with his reaction but nobody needs to be saved by a band's music to like them. You CAN just like the music.
@@JtothePrez this is true, and i'm by no means gatekeeping. it's like people trying to gatekeep nirvana - you CAN'T 😭 i listen to LP recreationally (can this be turned into an adverb?) too, i just wanted to share specifically why his bullshit rants about LP and Chester piss me off.
PSA: Cyraxx has done lewd things with Sally's old dog, Bandit.
Maybe thats why Sally wont let rugrat go upstairs to his room.
Peanut butter..
The worst thing Raxx has ever done is the pdf stuff, but a close second or maybe tied for first, is him trying to put a hit on Masstroll Mafia and being perfectly fine with her children being killed in the process. He truly thought it was going to happen at the time too. Dude is an evil bastard.
Big ups to that beanie he wears for not setting itself alight 😂
Couldn't even if he wanted to. It snags on the scabs and gets soaked in blood and puss.
I'm really high and the autotune on his speech is absolutely buckling me 😩😭
The Return of the Goblin. I sure hope this means more Cyraxx content in the future.
What a treat on this April fools day
Shout out to those T-Raxx fingerless gloves 🧤. Been a plotline since the beginning.
Wait this isnt april fools day notification??? Damn no one tricks me better then myself
About Cyrax not being a furry, I'm pretty sure trolls found some Vtuber channel he made where he used a furry Vtuber model
He was a little cat boy, I think?
But it was just some cat ears. I don't think there was even a tail.
So not really a 'furry,' per say.
Just a creepy, open mouthed little cp
@@CZcams_still_sucks no like he legit had a werewolf Vtuber model
Little known by the historians of middle earth is that ten rings were given to mortal men doomed to die. Nine became great in their time. Kings, warriors, and sorcerers they were. But as life became eternal, so too did it become unbearable. The rings left them wavering between the seen and unseen worlds until they disappeared entirely and returned to the dark lord. The one who held the tenth ring however, was affected by the darkness differently. Greatness did not come for him and while life became unbearable for him, he didn’t heed the call of Sauron. Even the voice of the Witch King could not sway him into servitude to Mordor. Even after the fall of Barad Dur, the wielder lingered, known by many names. Patrick smith, chance wilkins, or as he was known in the black speech, Cyraxx. It has been postulated by the white council and the
high king of Gondor that not even the light of Valanor could not purge the darkness from his soul.
Cyraxx- The reason I got into the Lolcow community.
I found the dude scary at first. Then, I found all of you and now he's a joke... a bad one.
Thank you for this video, Smokey.
Oh and I hate how he used the work "Lick". My ex's nickname is Lick and honestly, I like my ex. Cyraxx needs to be banned from using that word.
He's how I found this community as well. I'm completely fascinated by him and KingCobra JFS. Surprisingly, I have found that most of the people who watch these videos r really nice people and I wasn't expecting that lol. I think Kobes is my favorite cow as he's slightly more innocent compared to the rest.
@@meredithgrubb4497cobes has assburgers, cyrax is a pdf file
How is your ex named Lick bro ?
Im not a native speaker but i literally never heard that name
@@Pwnners his name is Jaime.
Friends of his nicknamed him Lick because JaimeLick (Heimlich like the life saving maneuver)
So happy to see you come back to the classics🚬🐐🚬🐐🚬🐐
Nobody send him anything. But since he claimed he isn't a furry be a real shame if he got a child sized Chihuahua costume lol
He’d probably fit into a costume the size of an actual chihuahua💀
Rest in peace, Sally 😢
SpongeBob music is very fitting with this goofy goblin. Thank you for all the content you’ve made!
it's downright _sportsmanlike_ of Cyraxx to give us trolls literally hundreds of fair warnings over the course of (again) literally almost a _decade_ now before going to the FBI with those hundreds and hundreds of bits of _"evidence"_ he has against us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[note: I used the phrase " _us_ trolls" in the above comment, because if you use Cyraxx's definition of _"troll"_ (basically, anyone aware of his history as a degenerate creep) I personally am, by that specific definition, _very_ much one of his trolls]
Seeing record deal Cyraxx in his shades and Sally's leather jacket is always hilarious 😂
Smokey in the bottom left:
Me: LIVE SURFSHACK TITO REACTION
CZcams being weird trying to bury a video on a grem8n
God bless ya Smokey. Between you, Kiwi Tapes, Saturated Content, Audentum, N Word Boi et al... I am constantly entertained
Smokey thank you for making another cyraxx videos. They’re my favorite. You da man!
The bugs that live under his scalp will form a new Cyraxx Hivemind.
Man, after coming over from the Geno fake chris chan interview i almost expected this to be an April Fool's joke...
Also, check out the new Smiling Friends s2 preview they just put out - there's a homeless character who I'm 90% sure is based on Andy Dick and Daniel Larson
Oughh smokeymcc vid on cyraxx again after so long we’re eating good already
Cyraxx still doesn't get that it's not entrapment if you send dong pics unprompted to the decoy
I’m a little bit jealous. Can you imagine being able to look at the camera and the corner demon at the same time?? Cyraxx is DSP evolved.
It was so long ago you covered Cyrax, i thought this was a video from a year ago at first. Love it!
Your content is what got me into Cyraxx. Always awesome seeing you make more videos.
A Cyraxx video that's been long overdue to us members! Thank you Smoke!!
Finally Cyraxx is back on this channel. Ive been missing it hard.
The fucking bandanas man lmao
ANOTHER banger. You're an absolute goat, my dude.
Been on a bender on smokeymcc. Goodluck on your motorcycle club 😂 youre the goat brother
Hadn't heard from old Chance in a while. Half assumed he was dead. I should know the universe is never so kind...
12:09
Wow. Excellent point. Practically dropped my bowl over here...
God bless you and yours brother!
I don't think Chance is gay, I think he just wanted power over someone smaller and weaker. This is what predators do. Especially predators that are smaller and desperately want to be "in power" for once. By any means.
God: *compiling cyraxx.exe on his Windows to Creation 98 power tower*
Incoming cosmic ray: "This looks like a job for me..."
What’s up with the auto tune on his mic?😂😂
Love it when you use SMT Nocturne tracks Smokey. Got great taste brother 👌
You dont know how long I’ve waited for kiwi or smokey to make another cyrax video after ages 😭😭 thank you 🗣️🙏🏼
Eh. He can make a suit out of chickenwire and carpet samples. Then he can hang out in the stink corner with Carpet Sample.
Back to the classics smoke 😂
That shade of brown his two front teeth are coated with is really exquisite 🤌
"you guys do the same thing over, and over, and over, and over"..... And you think hed change his approach to how he handles them by now.... But no it's the same thing over, and over, and over 😂
We goin' back to our roots with this vid, folks!
Thank you Smokey, FINALLY talking about the one and only Goblin, Raxx at it again lmaooo
Finally some more raxx content thanks smoke
another Smokey video 🙏🏼👏🏽
"I will be reinventing myself."
"I am the fabulous Niiiiiko Gaaaaamer!"
🤣🤣🤣
Cyraxx is like a goblin Chihuahua... Tiny and all bark but no bite.
Nailed it
I don't know I've gotten the shit bit out of me by some Chihuahuas, cyrax is more like that rickety Chihuahua with no teeth that sounded like a dying old man when it barked that my grandma owned in the 70s
That “Ohhhhh” reminded me of the sopranos 😂
Same
Cyrax graped a blind, tarded child..... but he's never done anything evil you guys!!