Cyrax - Pure Unfiltered Rage
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- čas přidán 15. 11. 2022
- Our Little Cyrax is quite angry today, and in this video we are going to look at why that is. Hope y’all enjoy the video and go sub to the channels below 💯
Music Biz Marty - / channel
William Glory - / channel
Bustyn Jentley - / channel
Cyrax calling people white trash will forever be the funniest most ironic shit 😂
Really is😂
You can't be racist if you hate everyone equally
Cyraxx is a fucking genius
He's in a perpetual boss fight with the shadow version of himself, constantly hurling insults that only apply to himself or are racist
I thought it was great when Raxx told Marty to take off that Jason Voorhees looking mask, that it's no longer Halloween....just pure projection...
he's probably been called that a fuckton and he probably thinks its a common insult
Marty: Where’s the bullet?
Cyrax: * Incomprehensible ranting and nudity*
Lmfao. Right he always has to jump to show it too cus he's so short. Now he finally got smart and turns the camera but ppl Cath on when he grabs the cam. He's so predictable and gullible.
😂😂
@@ronniewilliz153 lol
@it's you're fault I'm scitzophranic You're the gayest.
Time stamp
“I made hell my home a long time ago.”
Cyrax is living in the mindset of an edgy 10 year old.
That is what Sally and Ed should say.
Yep, he sure did. There's no hope for the reprobate.
@@jakublulek3261 or onision
The ironic part being that's about the most self aware he's been
He made his home, into hell, a long time ago
Cryrax is 6' 8" 250lbs in his mind
Even bigger than that
450 lbs of pure muscle
Cyraxx is the only person that can kick Beetlejuice’s ass
10' tall and invincible!
6'8"? not 6'9"? such a missed opportunity bro, smh
"You make Jews look like trash"
"You make hitler look like a saint"
OK, I"m confused...
Imagine raxx stuck on an island just screaming obscenities at any ship or seagull, dolphin etc that comes close enough
I'm pretty sure the seagulls would kick his ass. He'd just talk shit about them while they're not around and run away as soon as he spots the first one.
I bet Marty is behind this!
And now I'm wearing my coffee 😂
I WANT YOU TO DROP ANCHOR, NOW, NOW, NOW
God, the world would be a better place if he was stuck on a remote island somewhere.
"I smoked meth once"
"it was an accident"
Is exactly the kind of person I expect to make this level of legendary content.
Cyraxx doesn't do drugs or drink. That's all natural organic rage
@@bigdadgigachad3042 I was referring to Smoky, he says that as part of his commentary.
Sounds like what happened to kingcobrajfs
Once is all you need
How does one smoke Meth by accident? I'm dope-fiend and i can't imagine how you'd smoke Meth by 'accident ' like wtf did this tard think it's weed or what? KEKW
I swear this goblin switches his dominant eye back and forth... Sometimes his left is looking off to the left, sometimes its looking at the camera, while the right eye does vice versa
Same a Kink Cobra Sicko does. He had surgery to get the alignment fixed and now the other eye is the wonky one.
Can't let the haters know your next move
👁👄👁
I hate you for making me laugh so hard lol
Yesss...so confusing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I can't take his threats seriously when he's looking at the Camera Cross eyed lmao
One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you. He certainly has bats in his belfry.
Lol and the louder he is the more wonky his eyes get hahaha it's funny as hell
The angrier he gets the more his eyes separate 🤣🤣
Thank God I wasn't the only one that felt like I was being dressed down to the nude.
He’s not cross eyed, he’s reading his lines off post it notes next to the webcam.
You better be careful Smokey. Cyrax might call up his bros in the street race scene to roll up on your house.
Lmfao
Those Akron Red Devils mean business
REV THOSE ENGINES!
Well, up on his street. 😂 They'll honk their horns twice and leave if he doesn't come out.
Light ‘‘em up bois
He's such a child. It's disturbing.
Marty is actually offering to pay him and he won't shut up!
I was thinking the same thing.
Right? And then he blames Marty. 🤦🏼♀️
I love that "Free To Be Awesome" shirt. It definitely isn't something you'd see a toddler wearing at all. Nope. Real OG Raxxo.
Got it from the clearance bin and got years of mileage out of it
@knockout Baby at the Beach Swag
@trakina that's not good.... mothers hide your daughters
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Cyrax sounds like a dollar store hulk hogan when he yells.
I am 99% percent sure that Cyrax hears epic anime music in his dome every time he starts angry ranting. 😂 There's just no other explanation as to why he monologues like that.
I was thinking Hulk Hogan's entrance music but you might be right 😂
@@justintaylor3569 He thinks he's a rapper and is an obnoxious little weenie, so more like Shane McMahon's intro theme.
He watches Naruto, so...
Or motivation-speech type of music.
I’ll never get over just how little Cyrax emotes, y’know? Whether it’s pure unfiltered rage or baying out some song or another, he’s always got that gormless caveman look on his face.
"Me Chance. Me want Marty's money. Me make him drink Wilkins Coffee."
@@NessWithABeard That reference tho
G O R M L E S S
@@EdenKarnsteinhe looks like the muppet Animal
His face lacks all gorm
If he could read he'd unironically make a great voice actor
He can’t read?
@@jobe554 Hell no. He can't even use his dick right, how do you expect him to read and comprehend a sentence
Definitely would make a good fallout character! He could be king of the ghouls
😂😂 facts
If Andy Serkis no longer wants to voice Gollum, I would love to see Wance Chilkins take up the role.
Marty should show up and fly a drone up to the goblin caves window.
OMG yes
@@viraticwars have a speaker on it just blasting street racing scene!
@@dimetime35c get a little red laser pointer under it and wait til he’s streaming and fly the drone up and start filling his room with the red beam. He would be so terrified he would be under his bed or in the closet crying.
Oh wait, and make it even better by getting some of those Tom Thumb fire crackers, tie them to the drone with the laser pointer and set them off. It would be fucking hilarious.
Omg yes that would be extremely hilarious 😂
Him calling you a weirdo is soo crazy...every insult he has is literally projection
I know 😂
That’s not true! Sometimes he calls people fat.
@@GreenChillZone you're right 😂
So very true!!!
That goes for most people, listen to them talk shit and then know exactly what bothers them
"Cyrax calm down"
Cyrax: pulls down his pants and shows his sausage to the camera
Im literally on the floor! Why Cyraxx sounding like a crusty pirate when hes tryna be intimidating???🤣
if Cyrax didn't have pro wrestling to teach him grammar, what would these phone calls sound like?!?
Luckily he didn't wat h anime
I wonder if Cyrax is just yelling all the things people say to him on a daily basis.
I imagine him doing this in the checkout line at Walmart
@@SmokeyMcC aka one of his only shots at actually making money
Yes, he absolutely mimics the things that people have said to him. Sometimes immediately after they say it to him.
@@ijustrealllylikecatsLike when Gloryhole told him to take that dick out of his ear, only for Cyrax to copy him not even five seconds later
The way Cyrax rages is bizarre. There's no doubt his brain is a shriveled little mess, but unable to even comprehend anything around him while screaming "PAY UP" 100x is just... the fuck?
Elbow vs Cyraxx at a DEATHBATTLE
I'll never understand it. How can he just scream "SHUT UP" 1000× and then claim he won the argument? He sounds just like Daniel Larsen, and is just as immature.
@@WobblesandBean The brain is wild, man. It's complex and prone to going to shit at the best of times -- now add in some deep inbreeding and incredibly fucked up moral values? You've got a recipe for a stanky Cyrax special.
@@WobblesandBeanHe might be worse than Daniel Larson. Idk, they're both similarly incoherent and full of rage.
Jesus. I just cant get over the fact that two women actually put their mouths over that cavern of decay.
My favorite is that one time. The whole group chat muted him, then turned there attention to each other and idlely chat away about how dumb he is. And he kept spam shit talking without noticing he's muted
That sounds hilarious
Do you know if that video is on CZcams
Don't want to fight that chameleon. With eyes like that he can see everywhere
cRYING
He has no blind spots!
I dunno, if someone was shooting at my window and the bullet hit the bed where I sleep, I WOULD MOVE THE FUCKING BED.
Cyraxx: Wants to know why Music Biz Marty allegedly tried to have him offed
Also Cyraxx: Tells MBM to shut the eff up every second he gets
"If I had been laying there, I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW! DO YOU NOT GET THAT?!" Uh... does Raxx not understand the point of a hit?
I'll be honest every growly rant he has sounds like hes copying a gangster or a movie about a "hardcore" celebrity. So I legit don't think he does. I think he believes that Marty is simultaneously threatening his life but also thinks marty believes it's an actual game. I can fully see him taking the "do you think this is a game" line in so many movies as completely literal
The funniest thing is that when the ‘hit’ went down, Raxx was live-streaming. So in his tiny mind, the shooter had the ability to watch Chances stream and see EXACTLY where he was in the house, but instead, the shooter who Chance says was in the property across the road, was looking through Chances window, could clearly see that he is not in bed, yet still took the shot.
I mean a real assassin would turn up dressed like a cop, knock on the door and ask Sally to get the boy, get him outside and pop him with a silenced 9mm to the dome.
I just realised that when he's not running his mouth and just standing around, Cyrax looks like a sad dog lel
He looks like human equivalent of that crusty dog people have. Hes 40 years old and needs to be put down, you know? His eyes move independently and it's creepy.
He reminds me of that hallucination Roger the Alien had at the mountain with the super powerful booze, but if That booze giant had a kid with an Eskimo, then that kid has a child with an elf, and created that.
He’s like Lil Brudder minus a leg.
When someone first introduced me to cyrax they said, "as you can see he obviously has a lazy eye..." . And my first thought was "A lazy eye?! A?! You're telling me he only has one?!". I legitimately couldn't tell which was the supposed his "functioning eye" for a good while as both seem to be unable to focus on anything.
He looks like one of those dopey old hound dogs with quivering jowls and droopy rheumatic eyes.
I feel like cyrax wouldn't hurt a fly like, he's physically incapable of hurting one.
He has raped a blind kid in school.
He couldn't punch in a phone number.
Only his grandma because she won't hurt him. Anyone else could lay that tiny little bug out in a fraction of a second.
@@batbrat4412 definitely. I'd wager a 6th/7th grader could lay him flat.
@@batbrat4412 Not you though
Holy shit that intro is fucking legendary... Boys I don't think we realize it but we're in a golden age for raxx content
We'll need it for this lean time in Christory.
@@CandyHatsuneWolff ah a fellow christorian. A man of culture
dude i always crack laughing when I hear Smokey saying "ur mom"
@@CandyHatsuneWolff there's always kingcobrajfs
One never appreciates the good things in life until they go to jail for fucking their mother.
Honestly, I think he could have been the best wrestling heel to have ever lived if he didn't roll a 1 on a genetics check.
You imagine going to his house and seeing a 3ft tall gnome running at you with gnashing teeth 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣I am dead😱🤣🤣
imma bout to go full goblin slayer
All I could imagine is that scene from Gravity Falls where they punt the gnome.
Imagine going to hell and there's no Satan. Only Cyraxx
That's worse than Satan lol
I’d ask Doom Slayer to kill me.
Doom mod that replaces the demon noises with Cyraxx clips
@@GreenChillZone that pretty much be a sequel to Sky May Be/ Blessed Engine
Hearing Cyraxx rage for eternity is the definition of hell.
I know it's his usual but it's amazing that he asks a question and won't let someone get any kind of answer out and just gets more and more aggravated that he isn't getting an answer
The self-defeating process at work
I like how his hair migrated to his chin 😂
I just can't wait until he says the wrong thing to someone and have that person take them to court. Then have Chance, under oath, in front of a Judge explain everything.
would he be found competent enough to be taken to court?
SHUT UP, MARTY!
@@AshKetchum442 Yes. He's fully aware what he's doing is wrong, that's why he tries to make excuses for sending d pics to minors.
I’m sure calling the judge an n-word lover would get him time off
This latest freak out was legendary. I had been rewatching it for the last few days cause of just how funny his raxx out it. Such a lil goblin boy. We need that authentic SSC experience!
Can you send the link to the stream? I wanna watch this shit as it happens without Smokes commentary. Not that I don't like his commentary, I just wanna see the original
@@12gagegaming43 if you go to music biz Marty’s channel and find the recent video called “let’s make a deal cyrax” and it happens just after the 2 hour and 30 minute mark
You got a cyraxx shout out that's one hell of a badge if honor. I'm getting goblin green with envy
Raxx: You get your $100 when you look straight ahead with both eyes.
That can’t happen. Don’t joke about that, that’s like taking a full force curseyehameha
He talks like a mix of a low level WWE wrestler, a Command & Conquer villain, and Jesse Pinkman. It's honestly impressive.
glass joe
Jesus, Smokey. 1st Chris Chan, now Cyraxx knows your name. That's an achievement!
Cyrax swapping between eyes looking at the camera is the b e s t part of all of this.
"Unless you're not the business man you claim to be."
Deadass, that line made me squirt beer out my nose. God Damn! 🤣
Looking forward to your coverage of Chance soon. Big fan.
That comment got me too bro😂
Cyrax would certainly be one of the worst lawyers in the world. Instead of calling for an objection, he’d just start cursing out the opposing council, the judge and the court room stenographer before showing his privates.
Already performing a comedy show after that assassination attempt? We do not deserve cyrax
Dude I would not be able to consume content like this if you didn’t save me every few minutes from Cyrax’s screaming. Solid dedication and work.
Cyrax is just like a thirteen year old living inside an older body, prolly why he is into minors lmao
Hes clearly slow in some way
@@evirareid1500 Absolutely. One of the symptoms of fetal alcohol syndrome is reduced/stunted intelligence
You can't tell if he's angry or not 'cause his facial expressions never change. It's probably one of those many deformities in that family treestump of his.
God, I hope and pray that this guy never reproduces. Not only because his kid would be cursed with terrible genetics, but can you even imagine having cyraxx as a father???
You've really done it now Marty!!! *reaches into pants to pull out his bedbug chewtoy*
His bedbug chewtoy! Why am I laughing so hard!
*”PAY UP. PAY UP. PAY UP.”*
“What’s your PayPal”
*”PAY UP!! PAY UP!! PAY UP!!”*
A bed bug took the bullet intended for Cyraxx.
That camera angle really brings out the abnormalities and inhuman proportions of Cyrax's face and skull. Its genuinely hard to pay attention to the content of the video when I'm distracted by it all
Its in uncanny valley like wtf...is he human?
@@evirareid1500 yeah I thought Uncanny Valley but robots have a sterile cleanliness, Cyrax is more like an evil villager in A Shadow Over Innsmouth
@@evirareid1500I wanna see his school pics lmao
If Marty calls Sally before he comes for the third time, he might be able to convince her to actually let him in. I'm curious what Cyrax would do when the person he constantly says he wants dead is literally inside his home.
He'd flee to a corner on his room and curl up, sweating and shaking like the absolute coward he is
He'd barricade himself in the attic and frantically call the police
He wouldn't be able to comprehend that kinda situation, he'd probably try to reason things out cuz Marty would see that he's full of shit
cry
You know Raxx would just take it out on Sally afterwards.
“Either that or I show my ****** and get you banned” 😂😂
Cyraxx yelling while staring in a diff direction reminds me of the rlly dead stare from oblivion npcs
When Cyrax is raging, that little bit of intelligence he has is gone too. Fascinating to observe..
I’m surprised he can operate a computer. I blame WebTV.
When I get depressed and feeling useless, I remember WingsOfRedemption, DSP, Cyrax, KingCobraJFS,Ethan Ralph and all these lolcows that exist, makes me feel better
plus Dick Masterson and Nick Fuentes
Listen to cumtown
Mersh as well
Lowtiergod is a rotten one too
I've known about liquid Richard and matsurbator phil. But oh boi, just found this fucking goblin, and a few more. Great content
Chance really wants that 100$ 😂
Pay me marty!
NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!
That buys you a lot of shitty meth round those parts
$100/hr. Bruh
It's quite literally his only option of making money. Everyone in Akron knows who The King of the Goblins is
Trying to act like a tough guy whilst wearing a kid's shirt. Classic Cyraxx.
Sally was interrupting to say that they are getting a lot of calls... and "what have you been doing the last 30 minutes" (implying the calls started 30 minutes prior).
Also, someone mailed a letter to each house on his block with Cyraxx's picture, warning them about his history with children. It contained a list of CZcams channels (including yours) for more information about Chance Wilkins.
Wait...really?
@@evirareid1500 yes, it's on Basedshaman video, I think yesterday (Tuesdays) stream
@@featherpony damn, i need to See that- thanks for the Info, bro
Poetic justice, isn't it?🤣
Kinda based.
Its like his entire understanding of the english language comes from early 2000s WWE
The Unholy Trinity; Chris-Chan’s Fanta Bottle, Cyrax’s Stylus, and Music Biz Marty’s Bong.
What's up with the bong
Cyrax will send in DETECTIVES!
He'll send in POLICE!
He will send in *EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER!!!!!!*
Pay up NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
✌ peace
If the Health Department of Akron sees these videos...
I want everything by Wance Chillkins... OFF! THE! INTERNET!
DO. YOU. REALIZE?
" I smoked meth once and it was an accident" LMFAOOOO
Preach dawg lmao
Cyrax is the physical embodiment of those edgy grim reaper pictures.
I can't tell if good ol' Handsome Chance is simply projecting, or under the real impression that he is dealing with a pack of berserker methheads in the Smokey Motorcycle Club! XD
When Cyrax rages he reminds of a Chinese Crested dog barking maniacally from behind his fence at every single thing that walks past. Sounds and looks demonic but is all bark and no bite.
You’re all bark and no bite cyrax is a beast
His eyes just about spun all the way around.
Sally’s house is hell and now that Ed is out of commission from surgery Cyraxx saw that opportunity to take over the throne “Ed’s recliner”
Lately I've been feeling pretty down about things just stressed out by life but then....like a ray of angry screaming sunshine Cyraxx enters my life and everything is OK again 👍
I love that Marty turns down Cyraxx during their video chats. I notice he has to yell extra loud haha
“Assassination attempts on old Cyrax” hahaha
He is kinda like the 80s-90s wrestling promos 😂
Cyraxx reminds me of a Chihuahua. He's incredibly small and unintiminating but thinks he's very intimidating. I would love to talk with Cyraxx like actually. I would confront him on his ways and try to explain why people troll him and try to show him he isn't threatening at the very least
He'd just scream at you and show you his weiner.
That's exactly how I talk to my boss every payday.
“I almost died because of you.”
If the Goblin would die, no one would care.
cyrax actually sounds like a heel wrestler when he's doing that growly deep voice.
Anytime Raxx begins a statement with ‘We all know…’ the only thing we all know is that he’s lying 😂
And “little did I know” lmfaooo
That and the eyes closed thing. I've never seen anyone have such an obvious tell, yet bafflingly, he never fesses up that he's lying.
' But Guess What !?!? '
@@markstephens4883"Do you realize...."
That desk smash was one for the ages
Cyrax can’t embarrass anyone but himself
I'm a cobraverse refugee, but seeing rax freakout like that made me feel like i was back at home.
I can see Biz Marty's attraction to Cyraxx. Who wouldn't want such an adorable angry goblin shaped like a sock puppet?
Funny as shit 🤣🤣🤣
0:35 - 0:41 spoken like a true philosophical orator who engages in debate regularly
I would pay any amount of money to be present when Cyraxx rolls up to the police station to tell them some dude on the internet Welched on a deal and he wants him arrested. In another town.
Facts it would be hilarious
This is what I imagine a leprechaun to look and act like
In spite of the bitch fit he's throwing, Chance manages to have minimally emotive facial expressions, and dead eyes. What a talent!
He always looks so sad when he has his little temper tantrums.
He looks like he's about to pass out from growling at so many points.
God damn this guy.
its funny how skeletal he is. Yet he acts tougher than dudes on average 4 times his size lmao
"HEY, EITHER THAT OR I SHOW MY HAWK AND GET YOU BANNED! WHICH IS IT, NICK?!"
One of the Lolcow quotes of all time.
Do all lolcows have either comfort pets, eye derangements, call their recording room an ‘office?’
Smokey, you've perfected the cryax rage video. You're appreciated brother.
"I held up my end, time for you to pay up bitch"
Why is Cyrax literally the classic movie villain
I can already tell this is gonna be a good one
@it's you're fault I'm scitzophranic WTF!?
@it's you're fault I'm scitzophranic bruh dont leak my search history like that lmaoo
@@CrazyLazyMarie I know I’m 4 months late but WHAT?!
@@zooweemama.mp4 I DONT REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS LMAOO
@@CrazyLazyMarie same that’s so weird
The Skull Scratcher sounds demonically possessed. Send help, whoever dares.
39:19 He acts like a kid throwing a tantrum when his parents won't buy him the toy he wants lol. Poor little Goblin.
I feel like we have the most entertaining of all CZcams channels in history all to ourselves 🤣
I wonder what that one eye is looking for. Maybe it's the money Marty won't pay him
Got the Shawn Michaels eye
The louder he shouts, the more his eyes drift apart.