Cyrax - So Much Rage in Such A Small Frame
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2022
- We have another video looking into the wacky world of Cyrax and I’m sure y’all are going to enjoy it💯 Have a great rest of ur day my friends.
Original Video(No Commentary) - • Video
Opening Wall Jump - • Video
Marty and Cyrax Call from the other night - • Video
William Gloryhole - / channel
Cyrax WWE Promo Video - • Video
This video is in response to WGH contacting and talking to Cyraxx's great aunt (his grandmother's sister). She revealed some things about Cyraxx and cleared some things up. She also stated her opinion of Cyraxx and why she doesn't visit her sister anymore. Spoiler: She doesn't like Cyraxx, thinks he's a monster, and wants him to go away.
Cyraxx wasn't kicked off CZcams. He "left". He can make another channel and he's said he was going to. His chromebook died so he can't go on Streamyards because he's dumb and can't figure out the interface. He's said he was going to make another CZcams channel as soon as his new "setup" arrives. Which is a 100 dollar "tower" with Windows 10 Pro. I'm pretty sure it's just a PC case since actual pre builts are 300-500 on the absolute low end.
He made 106 dollars on Twitch. He spent 100 of that on his new "setup".
He was never recorded hitting his grandmother. He did hit her in 2012 because she wouldn't let him walk to Kansas in the middle of winter. But that wasn't recorded.
Cyraxx is pushing hard on Marty right now because he's jealous of Marty. Marty gets the girl. Cyraxx is doing everything he can to rip Seren away from him, because he's lonely and jealous. He feels that everything Marty has should be Cyraxx's. All the money Marty makes, the girlfriend, the well off parents, his own place. He hates Marty because Marty has what he wants and feels he deserves. Cyraxx isn't really into Seren (well, he's into every female that gives him attention) so much as it's jealousy driving his current phone call actions.
Cyraxx projecting is nothing new. He's been doing it for the past 4-5 years regularly. It's stepped up pretty hard in the past 6 months since his mind has clearly slowed down and he can't conjure up insults on his own. Cyraxx doesn't want to be left alone. He knows that without his trolls, he'd be nothing. He tries to rile them up to stir up controversy to get more attention directed at him since 4 people on Facebook isn't cutting it.
Cyraxx is convinced that Masshole and that little group are the ones that convinced Chris to hook up his mom. I'm sure he was told that by a troll. Cyraxx doesn't know what Chris did. His mind doesn't retain information like a normal mind should. He's very selective with his memory. It's a manipulation tactic to try to spur people against his enemies. He's been saying this for about 8-10 months.
Cyraxx uses the "mom and dad" insults because he thinks they hurt people. He can't think beyond his own little world and the worst thing you can do is mess with his family/fake friends. So his insults go that route.
Cyraxx is repetitive because of severe autism and he thinks he's landing a really important point that needs to be reiterated.
I don't know what the deal is with his head. He's never gone to the doctor about it even though he said he has. He said it was dermatitis, but I can promise that wasn't diagnosed by a medical professional.
Cyraxx will usually append his "wrong person" thing with "It's not going to be me, but you're going to run your mouth to the wrong person". He will walk it back if confronted.
Cyraxx calls people scrawny because he's the king of projection. He is so devoid of creativity that he can only use the insults people throw at him. He's a 4 cylinder engine that's out of it's timing cycle and two pistons are seized up.
Cyraxx doesn't leave his house. So he's in no real danger. He knows he can call the cops to protect him if need be. It should happen more, actually since the more he does it, the more upset Ed gets at him. Last time Ed left the house and when he eventually came back, he told Chance that he had to move out. Of course the threat wasn't followed through, but if you put more pressure on that, Sally would put her foot down.
Cyraxx is accurate with the clout thing. There are A LOT of people that try to get attention and clout off of Cyraxx. His buddy trolls are the worst example of this. People do use him for Clout. Jasmine Monique, Gothiechic are two for example.
Cyraxx has beaten up Sally, Heather, and he's decked a dude before that was helping Heather escape him.
Ruple and Connie weren't related. He's not a child of incest. Connie was severely mentally disabled (she died in a house fire she started) and Chance was born premature.
Cyraxx has always been a monster. Trolls have nothing to do with it. Cyraxx acts like this because he wants to. He's goaded a bit, but he wants to be like this. Deep down, he knows he's a monster.
Cyraxx was offered to go and stay with Goocheese in their RV. Cyraxx thought it was going to be a music tour. 5 hours later, he realized that he'd likely be beaten within 48 hours if he went, so he walked it back. He's talked to Goocheese before (he sent her explicit photos of himself to her), so he has dealings with IP2. He's tried to square off against Ski Mask Andy and lost.
But here's the thing though... if it wasn't for being set up, catfished, and paying taxes Cyrax would be a multi-million dollar recording artist, MMA fighter, and professional race car driver!
Thanks for the info dump... very interesting stuff
@@kevinbrooks9074 if we didnt pay taxes we would all make billions per year!
Yo where can you find the link for this anyway? I been trying to find WGH's streams and stuff for a while now.
Just throwing my stamp of approval on this, cause this is all pretty accurate. Good breakdown...
The subtle appeal of Cyrax is easily underappreciated.
Your average Wings or DSP style lolcow is like watching WWE, a bunch of loud hulking (though less fit) egoistical early-middle-age white dudes beefing and hyping themselves up endlessly, blissfully ignoring the fact they'd probably get shanked to death if they challenged a random hobo in a street brawl. Chris Chan is like the MCU of lolcows, a maddeningly convoluted series of violent explosive episodes, that only ever decline in quality, but compensate by growing endlessly in stakes and expository lore.
Meanwhile, Cyrax is The Room. Nothing much happens. The characters aren't memorable. Nothing's going anywhere. There isn't much of a point. But you're not here to see any of those things, either. You're here to watch a strange, confused little man hover around in the middle of the screen, struggling to find his next words despite never saying anything new. You're watching for those moments where he says "shut the fuck up, pussy!," seemingly goes comatose for 10 seconds, twitches back to life, and then says "pussy, shut the fuck up!"
i love this comment. im fascinated. its so true. we really are here to watch a strange little man bounce around in the middle of the screen. god i loved The Room. my husband had the surreal experience of meeting Wiseau and high fiving him
“Chris Chan is the MCU of lolcows”
Wow…that comparison sounds so strange yet so right.
@@sexygirlmax2019 you don't want to high five cyrax 😆.
Put that on my tombstone.. that's beautiful
He's like an Animatronic Lulcow
Listening to Cyraxx is like reading War and Peace, but the entire 1,200 page novel is just page after page of "Shut the fuck up, let's see how tough you are off the internet".
lolololol
Rofl!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If someone made transcripts of all his video outbursts, they'd have the new literary classic of the century.
It's more like reading The Brothers Karamazov.
cyrax needs a hype guy. dood behind him saying "YEAH" "FO REAL" "DATS RITE"
and cyrax occasionally turns to high five his hype guy.
Maybe DJ Khaled? Or the king awaited KinfCobra x Cyraxx goblin duo rap metal band.
Just some black guy screaming squad every 5 seconds is what he needs
cyrax's teeth are so fed up of him repeating himself, they're trying to escape his mouth.
Poop teeth.
Gotta admit, he's quite brave. I'd be too embarrassed to be in my room shouting "gloryhole!" with my mother in the next room.
Just to make this worse
It's his grandmother
My favorite Cyrax quote is "I ain't no god damm pedophile Nibberboy"
That's fucking poetry right there! Someone should make a Cyraxx statue out of marble and have that quote inscribed on the bottom
LOL
I honestly think Cyrax has to be some different species of human, we need to get this man to a scientist
He's an SCP.
Recessive troglodyte DNA
He’s an IRL orc.
He really looks like when I fuck up in custom create in a game
The Missing Link
Comparing himself with Chris-Chan is the most accurate thing he's ever stated, even if it was unintentional.
Cyraxx feels like something you might run into in The Backrooms.
too much internet for you
@@roadrunner1378 I’m not wrong though… first you faintly hear Linkin Park in the distance, getting louder as he approaches, then you see a tiny, shambling figure lurch around a corner mumbling “Marty, Marty, Marty…” and “Never use the black keys!”
Not gonna lie...the first time I saw Cyraxx I thought he was wearing a mask.
He looks like one of God's rough drafts
@Not Right In The Head Jesus Christ
If that was young adult Cyraxx then I can’t imagine a teenage version. Was he born already equipped with that fine haircut ?
Straight out the womb looking 80 years old.. hair and teeth included.
Edit: sorry I said womb but I do not know if that species have a womb.
@@Shoorit I think egg suits more. Think dragons but Cyrax.
@@snooganslestat2030Birthed like a Mirelurk in fallout.
Yeah I REALLY don't understand how he was already bald unless he was born that way
@@snooganslestat2030 crazy would love to know you just compared him to a dragon. He would see your comment as a compliment I'm sure
he looks legit like the crypt keeper
He reminds me of that creepy man in Poltergeist III
@@MrRugbyloosehead hmm. I always thought he was played by Joe Biden, but I kinda see it
Cyraxx looked so hopeful as a kid. But man, he makes Chris Chan look like a super model. I guess maybe the reason why he never made as much of a splash as a lolcow is because he's not as funny as Chris. Cyraxx is just rude and annoying.
Chris would be annoying at times but could
be contained and up to a point reasoned with. Cyrax is just toxic and knows he can abuse his condition.
He's actually 28 in those early vids
Someone over at Disneyland needs to come in and grab their Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic. It's been freaking out and malfunctioning for a while now. Seriously, I swear this man is made up of servo motors that are constantly tweaking everything Gloryhole's name is spoken.
imagine cryraxx did the BITE OF 87'!!!!
@@nickyblue4866 ugh, just imagined being bit by those teeth 😱
Five Nights At Cyraxx
@@scalyschisms6263 0.01 damage
Lol the windmill song from “Ocarina of Time” was a good choice to exemplify the endless cycle of Cyraxx’s antics.
It goes round, round, and round.
The comparison ends there. That song is beautiful and has style - quite the opposite of our goblin.
Cyrax is a broken record. He can make an argument out of fucking anything and take it to the ends of the earth or until someone actually shows up to his Grandma's house. His projection is fucking hilarious.
I like how many times “Glory Hole” was said in this video.
Chuckles. Perfect name for this type of nonsense!
You know that’s a troll to watch out for.
I wish Cyrax was as entertaining to me as Chris has been over the years. I guess we'll never see his equal.
Yeah he’s no where near as funny. Cyrax is such a broken record.
You know what his head has always reminded me of? Ok so, have you ever dropped a lollipop on the floor, like a carpet?? Then it has random pieces of dirt, hair etc? Cause I'm telling ya it's a striking resemblance 🤣🤣🤣
Swear they’ve used that before as an insult 😂
Cyraxx lifts weights like sponge bob, with two marshmallows on a stick
He has all the strength of Spongebob wearing Anchor arms...
The more he rambles, the more he drools and I can only take so much of Cyrax for this reason.
He’s making me wanna be that lunatic mc smokey was referring to
His head looks like one of Double D's jawbreaker experiments gone wrong.
He's got no shoulders and his teeth are fighting for dominance. Also, that clip of him during his time at The Hills Have High School was weird seeing him happy.
Also, Also, does Cyrax truly think all trolls are part of some organization that are dedicated to taking down Lolcows?
Lol “The Hills have high schools” ahhhh pretty much, minus the cannibalism
Lmfao that's hilarious AF! The Hills Have Highschool xD
Last I checked, Cyrax's trolls are probably a part of the PVCC, like all of Chris Chan's. It's one big conspiracy!!
Yes, Chance believes we are all part of the IP2 crowd. He also believes this crowd is who trolled Chris Chan all these years. They're supposedly also responsible for getting him to do Barb. I've no idea why he thinks this.
His teeth are like a glacier. I never actually see them move, yet they are different every time I see them. My teeth came in and sat tight for 30 years. My wisdom teeth were growing with the top facing forward and they were starting to jumble up my back teeth when I got them pulled. I wonder if that's what's going on with Cyrax, overly aggressive wisdom teeth pushing everything forward.
If Cyrax can be seen outside Bigfoot has a real chance of being real.
Cyraxx is so simple minded and actually pretty naive to the world at large really. He doesn’t under stand the gravity of certain situations he’s in or statements he makes. He really thinks the troll community is much much smaller than it’s actually is as well.. if he just doesn’t get that William and Marty are just the tip of the iceberg in terms of what can happen, I also think Marty and William were only toying with him and didn’t really do everything they could have, as in they didn’t use much effort because Cyraxx is just too easy of a target to miss.
Time vs Cyrax
Time Wins: Flawless Victory
This dude is basically white noise i was listening to him "fighting" with Marty and his girlfriend while just relaxing and scrolling through goodreads for a good book to read. 3 hours of it.
I do the same thing lmao I put on these videos of like the Chris Chan doc and then I draw and don't even pay attention to the screaming
Bruh doing the same with the comments, it's like a loop almost.
@@AnimorphNothlit I do art too, and I never thought of putting these videos on whilst drawing. I find Cyraxxs' voice to be very annoying, my lines would probably get messed up lol.
He looks more Goblin in every video.
Or golem.
It’s so hard to take him seriously when he can’t even be angry in the same direction at once
Not scared of him. I mean he is four foot nothing, 50 pounds (?) with a strike distance of what? Foot or two? We kicked guys like this in Max security like footballs.
I like the moments in-between his sentences where he goes completely silent and sits totally motionless for just slightly too long as if his brain needs a sec to buffer.
Holy crap, footage of Cyraxx outside his house? That must be old.
He is quite literally the mutated family memeber that is hidden in the attic away from the world.
@@Alex_Valentine hes all over the internet, not exactly hidden.
@@roadrunner1378 Bigfoot is all over the internet too, but You never see one out in the wild.
These people are endlessly interesting to me. I grew up in a household similar to the ones you see in the cases of cyrax and chris chan, my uncle is actually pretty close to a lolcow. Luckily after 18 awful years I got out the second I could. I think I have some interesting insight into these types of homes.
My uncle was never hugged, he's lived with my grandmother all his life except one brief months long stay with a friend in a frat like house. My grandpa and grandma essentially never talked to him, the only love he got if you can call it that was meals being provided. They never talk about anything at all past the weather. They discourage going outside and see it as betrayal. It's a life of progressive delusion and mental illness. The family kind of confirms your delusions because they support it indirectly by never addressing them because any conflict is usually seen as disruptive. Everyone kind of stays in their quiet spaces in the house and whatever addiction they've chosen to cope with the awful lonely existence. That's the world cyrax lives in, never really had a chance sadly, because he clearly has a subpar IQ and he isn't able to rise above his upbringing and situation.
I'm glad you escaped man. These types of families are endlessly fascinating to me. It's insane to think these people exist and live in the same world as us.
Jesus Christ almighty... thank God you got out of that man! That takes courage.
@@dickonmanwoody7599 Thanks. I go to visit every few years when I feel like I can muster the emotional damage. It's really surreal going there. I open the door and everyone's just kind of in their holes doing their own thing. My grandpa scurries outside to smoke because any new event outside the normal is too stressful for him to exist in past 10 minutes. My grandma barely says 3 words to me, even though they're not mad at all for me leaving, it's just like they're robots it's so strange. I go to visit and they just say nothing, offer me drink and food, and watch news all day and night. My uncle will occasionally come out of his room cave and talk about his various conspiracies and the cruelty of the world and then crack a joke and head back to the cave. That's their every single day, just existing and fixating on their conspiracies, complexes, and coping with addictions to whatever they've chosen. I've thought about filming it because it's so odd how robotic they are.
@@Nick-qf7vt Thanks. Yeah it was hard, I wasn't allowed to go to school, I wasn't allowed to leave the house, but luckily I had the internet to raise me and am lucky enough to be of reasonable enough iq and eq to know I could get out. Which is why I feel so much empathy for these guys, they're simply a bit less gifted to be able to see their way out, and that's nothing but random chance that separated me from basically being cyrax-like.
@@lColbyl This is why I think home schooling should be far more closely monitored. It can hide awful situations.
Cyrax must gets his 360 degree vision from his chameleon ancestry
I really don't wanna go to hell but I couldn't stop myself from laughing at this.
I have a theory he’s actually some twisted human-lizard hybrid. Think about it, he has sharp predatory teeth, beady eyes, he flicks his tongue all the time like a snake, and he has all the mobility of a monitor lizard with arthritis. He has no concept of hygiene, and can’t feel real love towards anyone.
Cyrax looks like every evil killer hillbilly from horror movie
So fucking true
Cyrax looks like he should be a peasant NPC in a Witcher game
“Eventually, the sands claim us all.” - Azir from League of Legends.
The sands of time have been very tough to Cyraxx…
The sand of time look like they sandblasted his noggin
Cringe
@@Farce13 some things you don’t understand can be cringe then if you want I guess. I don’t even play League anymore but Azir always has been my favorite champion so stfu talking about cringe kid.
Can you pit Chis Chan and Cyrax against each other? That might be comedy gold if Chris gets out of jail.
Somehow Cyrax would eventually hit on Chris.
@@lv7603 eww theyd probably just start making out or some weird shit 😂
@@ErastusSoverus Sockness for the three some
Still waiting for Cyrax to finish his 1000 lap run of the Nurburgring...
That googly-eyed bug-infested attic gremlin "AIN'T VUGGIN' UHROUN!"
Respectfully, Chris Chan is no lolcow. Like the Pokémon he obsessed over he's evolved beyond that status. He an IRL criminal who's transcended internet buzzwords...
He likely would be a horror cow
He’s a modern day madman, the kind of person Victorian gentry would gawk at in bedlam
Cyrax is also a criminal
Even in jail people are "milking" Chris for those ridiculous jail letters. Just because he's a criminal doesn't mean he's not a lolcow. If anything he's more of a lolcow than ever.
It’s crazy to think Chris went from
Wanting a GF
To
The reincarnation of Lord Savior and the harbinger of the cartoon apocalypse
This guy looks like he would make everyone on Methadone Mile in Boston look normal. I can honestly say I would never want to beat this guy up no matter how much he pissed me off because I wouldn't want to be infected with whatever he has.
He’s a POS, but he has a point. The trolls are almost as sad as he is. They’re just bullying him and egging it on. It’s not going to make things better for anybody, and could lead to more harm.
True...
Thats the thing with lolcows in general. Nine times out of ten, the trolls aren't better than who they troll. In a way they are all just actors on a stage, performing for the audience.
Kinda like how it ended up with Chris Chan.
are they though?
@@justanothercommentercarryo8367 The people who spend all their time making videos about them and stalking them are usually lolcows too in their own right.
At 15:09 his two braincells are using every bit of their RAM to compile the 12 year-old playground insult.
The same shit over and over again with Cyrax, and it still manages to be entertaining. Truly astonishing.
It's amazing when you can see the mental gears just seize up and watch people just stare into space for a few seconds, it just maKes me think of a loading screen............ loading............. loading.......... Then he repeats the same thing he said minutes before. So maybe it's more like a tape rewinding?
Like turning back the disc on a vintage record player. Fucking chadly of you.
Cyrax just yells out every insult he knows. But the only insults he knows are the ones that have been used against him.
Where is he looking? 👀
He looks everywhere but directly in the camera, and his eyes wander...
I would be scared if I was playing Mario Sunshine and I saw Cyraxx out of no where in Hotel Delfino, bitching at the Pink Boos.
I always thought that the reason Cyrax talks the way he talks, is because he is trying to make himself sound like Eminem, since for a long time Cyrax was trying to become the next Eminem without any success whatsoever, and it seems like the way Cyrax talks sounds exactly the same that Eminem talks.
That’s the thing with a lot of wannabe rappers. They try to emulate surface level stuff that rappers like Eminem do. Thus sounding like a middle schooler trying to sound tough.
Him jumping off the wall and the video paused on that frame just gives me young Mac energy from sunny..
Project badass!
@@jeffweber7043 totally and completely, badass 👊
The gum-ball comparison took me all the way the fuck out 😂😂😂
Cyrax nowadays looks like a homeless man who was given a place to live, but never decided to clean himself up from being on the streets.
That first close up of Cyraxx looks like he wants to tell me of a kid showing up with an ocarina and speeding up the windmill
I just found out about this guy a few months ago...mind still blown this trainwreck is a real dude. Can't look away you all 😮😝
Wow. The special effects on the orks in that new Lord of the rings tv show look well impressive... Oh wait. It's just cyrax
18:30 I always see this as his "Downloading: Catch-phrases & Insults" face. He has them listed in his visual memory to read off & recite like the first Terminator.
So, yeah, I clicked on Gloryhole's link just to check it out. One look at that thumbnail, & I knew I'm gonna love this channel!
Kind of reminds me of Terry Davis whenever he opens his flight simulator
I love how he immediately follows up "I'm not stupid" with "I done-"
Cyrax is probably the only person that Ethan Ralph could beat in a fight
"Don't invite anyone to your house ever, for any reason". Words to live by.
16:05 I think you're thinking of the classic white with rainbow splatter jawbreakers?
His head looks like a JAWBREAKER, not a gumball. Maybe they had gumballs like that too, but jawbreakers have the pattern you're describing.
I thought CZcams was acting up and playing 10 seconds on repeat but I guess it was just Cyrax repeating himself over and over again
They say that this was the last time he had a hair cut too. Now he's got the Dudester Meth Hogan three finger wrong turn look goin. I imagine this is If a rat man took human form.
Damn I forgot about Wrong Turn 🤣
Dude looks like Clint Howard got hit in the face with a shovel
His smile in the thumbnail looks like a Southpark character
Cyrax is looks like he cancels his doctor appointment to brush his teeth
This shit is so funny I could honestly watch this shit all day with your commentary
Everytime I see cyrax I’m reminded of an angry bug-eyed pug.
How dare you?!? Pugs are amazing dogs
Your comparison of his bald head dotted with scabs with one of those speckled gumballs is something I wouldn't have thought of but is so on point. Really scratched the funny itch in my brain. 👍
Holy shit. He really does just go on and on and on and on and on and on...
And on and on...
He's really not aging well.
Aged like a billy goat
I love how he is like "show up":and then you know if some one did he would go into hiding and start back pedalling
Cyrax is just a different flavor Chris Chan
15:11 Lmfao. The fun thing about trolling Cyrax is that you can go on anyone of his facebook streams, type any insult and there is a 90% he"ll take the bait and give you a shout out.
"I'm coming for ya!"
an exploding goblin is called a gob-omb. #goblinfacts
You can count the branches of his family tree on one hand and still have a few leftover fingers
His family tree is a stick... with dog doo doo on it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he legit in bred
@@caracalcontinuum3118 like lunch meat
Cyrax talking with tenkaichi music in the background is such a funny juxtaposition
Projection is off the charts. I realized very recently that Chance IS the definition of projection with his insults-- which is no huge revelation, but he just oozes it more than I've ever seen from someone.
Another classic Cyraxx misadventure!
Three seconds in and already my brain be like DAFUQ DID I JUST SEE?
10:04 Since when did ANY of us make Chris Chan molest his elderly mother?? Cyrax is just as stupid as he is cowardly.
It was actually heavily pushed by a troll to get him to do it, so technically a troll did get him to do it.
@@Swilliam101 Yeah but it was that troll that pushed Chris Chan to admit it. Chris molested his own mom because he wanted to, he just kept it under wraps because he knew he'd get in trouble for it.
@@Swilliam101 Isabella Janke, a lunatic on par with cyrax.
Well, anyone who had fucked with Chris Chan back in the bad old days, had, at the very least, helped contribute to Chris reaching this depraved ending.
Cyrax thinks masshole and a few other of his trolls personally convinced Chris chan to do that along with Isabelle janke
Smokey's take is correct. Everything he says, applies to him 1000x more than anyone else
"You're nothing off the internet" ....mmhmm
"You need to grow the fuck up" ...says the guy who never has had a job and relies entirely on his grandma
"You need to get a life" ...how long since raxx touched grass, or gone out with friends, or had a job?
Thanks for more Rax videos, hes a wonderous monstrosity.
He has a field of view of a prey animal.
Season 19 episode 4 family guy
In the last... like 5 minutes of the show Joe says something that shook me to my core.
"According to an autistic kid in Akron, ohio..." I couldn't fucking believe what I heard lol
What....?! No way i gotta look that up.
Edit: lmao you're right
Where they referring to him fr ?
@@MrJay-zx1bv I mean I highly highly doubt it.. but I'm sure there are some writers who are familiar with the lolcow universe.
Woah, that's a good find
Smokey dawggggg u are keeping us too fed we gonna get fat.. right after keeping us way on top of all the chris chan news to a brand new LONG ASS cyraxx vid I appreciate your hustle 🙏
He loses staring contests by default.
I don't understand how guys like this can allow bugs to eat them and leave bloody marks all over themselves.... same with how kingcobrajfs sits on a chair during his streams that is infested with bugs.... literally you can see bugs crawling all over his chair.... it's so nasty and how they dont deal with it is beyond me.... the most crazy thing is tho is that they truely believe they can get a girlfriend. Tell me... honestly what kind of woman would want to date a guy who lives in a place infested with bugs... it's so gross
Delusions and up to a point they are aware their condition can be used to their benefit. They got a pass earlier in life and somehow expect prospective partners to also give them a pass. Average people wouldn’t even go near them as they would be babysitting a man baby.
he's a fantasist like Chris, but instead of Chris' sources of fantasy being cartoons and video games (and now, weirdly, the bible from his prison cell), Cyrax has seen too many low budget action shows or something, with the dumb call-outs and I-swear-I'll-kick-your-ass over and over and all the you-dont-mess-with-my-family stuff, its all regurgitated secondhand shit he thought was cool and impressive when he saw it on tv.
also that one headscab sticking up man
He clearly wanted to be a wrestler as a child.
The way he talks just have that vibe of local tv wrestling league
I can tell cyrax is gonna age badly and earlier than most people
I honestly wonder how long he has.
@@antonydrossos5719 how old is he ?
Already has dawg
I heard that he's in his early 30's now.
Literally zero redeeming qualities.
Negative redeeming qualities
Who are these 'friends' he keeps mentioning? Nobody is friends with P-3DO and it's funny that he thinks we can't see that.
I have been binging the dust smoking hippies all day so this video was perfectly timed
Cyraxx saying “you think you know me” imagine this guy going into his attic dungeon to Edge’s theme song
And yeah, I totally remember those speckled gumballs from the supermarket quarter machines!
The guy that he cussed out in the chat asked him what 2+2 is
Make more raxx videos! He's so addicting lol
God, America truly has a massive mental health issue
Is Cyrax’s dad the Geico caveman?
I like how he angles his head now to hide his head scabs