Cyrax - The King of Akron
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2022
- Today we are looking at my favorite story in the history of Cyrax. The time Marty showed up to Cyrax’s house. Hope y’all enjoy it my friends 💯
Marty Shows Up To Cyraxs House - • Video
Music Biz Marty - / channel
Burger Boy - / channel
William Gloryhole - / channel
Unofficial Cyrax Archive - / channel
Gregg Turkington - / greggturkington1
Since a lot of y’all have asked, the song in the beginning is “Climb up and get the last Chance” from F-Zero X.
And yes, I didn’t just use the song because it’s awesome.
I thought it was something from Mega Man at first
Cyrax got all of these trolls hollering his name: Marty, Based Shaman and Smokey must not know who they're dealing with....
He's the Scalp Scratch'n, Lazy Eye Staring, Sludge Drinking WOO! Sally Slappin, Car Crashin, Music Stealing Son of a Gun!
And he's having a hard time keeping those bed bugs off him. That's "The Heartless King of Akron" show some damn respect!
The Cyrax promo go crazy
@SmokeyMcC hey man. I just wanted to say good job on this video. Nice editing. I haven't fkd with Cyraxx to much. Also, I apologize for the comments on that Chris Chan video. I was kinda inebriated and I was probably being a dik. I think that because I know the Chris chan story so well, I just wanted to hear the call. After watching this video, I realized that many other people might WANT the commentary, and I was being selfish... So, I wouldn't be surprised if you still told me to Fuggoff(kick rocks). Your contents legit man. I hope you can forgive my ArseWhole-ishness sir.(sorry fer the Novella my dude...)
Yo idk if youll see this, i know thats what itr from but my high ass also kept thinkin about this song “toxic avenger” by “the dickies” you should check it out dude it is literally a fucking chance anthem (lyrics wise its based off like the old ass movie about a nuclear mutated person who gets abused by everyone because they are scared so they poke and prod at him and he lashes out to “be left alone” but he always reaches a little too close to humanity to stay away)😂😂
Little known fact: every ruler has enlisted his own grandmother into the king’s guard.
Gotta have that morale officer.
Of course, *most* grandma's cookie recipes don't include meth.
@@SetzerII Must be an Akron tradition.
Makes sense to me. Granny will leave no snitch standing.
*pulls out cooking spoon* 🥄
Some royal grandmas like Victoria were pretty badass tbf
Cyrax doesn't even run the shit running down his stylus.
😂😂😂
My sides 💀
When it cut to "The next day" with Cyrax crying I absolutely lost it.
That killed me! I'm still trying to breathe. 😂
Yeah it was hilarious!!! I wish he had been crying because he got beat to an inch of his life.
Just add the narrator from SpongeBob. That would make it perfect.
One.. hour.. later …
Until the words "Chance Wilkins" are uttered by Tucker Carlson, Chris Chan will remain king of the lolcows.
Nah, Tucker would probably think his actual name is Cyrax, like how he seemed to think "Chan" is Chris' actual last name.
@@PsychoticBeverage Chan sounds like an actual last name, though. Not one that some white obese furry would have, but still a plausible one
Cyraxx sounds like some type of degreaser or pipe cleaning solution
@@PsychoticBeverage hmmm... any relation to that Four Chan fellow?
Maybe he'd put him on bus and send him to Martha's Vineyard.
Or Cyrax Wilkins or Chance Cyrax or something
You know, some people want Cyraxx to be the next Chris Chan. But he’s a totally different monster. Let’s just let this evolve and see the outcome.
Chris is just a pathetic quivering blob he can't even stand up in front of the camera to record a video without getting winded. Cyraxx is funny cuz he got the wwe wrestling promos 😂
He's like Chris Chan on amphetamines
I feel like KingCobraJFS is a better candidate.
This dude still looks like an oblivion create a character lel.
Nobody is gonna be the "next" Chris, and saying someone is is both dismissing the person and makes you look like you can't comprehend more than one thing at a time
Cyrax: I run shit around here
Also Cyrax: never leaves house
guess "around here" means his house
Cyraxx is the internet tough guy personified. Though even if he was courageous, you know his skinny-ass goblin physique would still lead him to get his ass kicked, so maybe the cowardice works as a defense mechanism
The king dosnt have 2 leave his castle n if trouble should arise he sends his grandma out 2 defend tge kingdom
I mean I guess he’s the reclusive Howard Hughes-style billionaire who runs shit from the shadows. Don’t question the king!
Has a real "GET MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET, NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!" energy. It's like a fine wine.
Really does 😂
He wants everything about his house OFF -THE-INNERNET!!!!
@@famouslastwords0791HR IM WORKIN ON IT!
@@duncanmcocinner5939 Do you realize *DO YOU REALIZE* that if you invite Marty to your house for a fight, he might actually show up for a fight?
@@mc_zittrer8793 What you've done is stab a stylus in our ass and twist it!
Do you know what the Akron City Health Department would do when they see this video?
as someone who's trapped in akron, i can confirm that Cyraxx drama encapsulates both Akron and its music scene.
As someone who escaped akron I have to dispute this claim
Also did not give a single shit about cyrax till I learned he’s from fucking akron and now I gotta go home
Chance better watch out...SOSF is looking for him...
Serious question for you Akron-affiliated folks: what are some places there you love or recommend? Like places to eat, any cool hangout spots or cafés? Rest easy friends, and have a good night’s sleep!
@@xXxAngelicKratosxXx Walking through old town is fun, if just to look at the architecture. There isn't really anything that's a bad option, just nothing particularly good. Just avoid Cyraxx's neighbourhood, he lives in a bad part of town.
@@TedBundysGhost whats SOSF?
King of Akron? Well I guess Cyraxx does look inbred enough to be royalty…
You read my mind
As an akronite, it feels good knowing i have a strong ruler.
Cyraxx looks like a clone that came out of the chamber way before the cloning process was completed
We found the missing link between humanity and a puddle of chemical soupy slime and living organisms we evolved from. It was during an excavation of the ruins known as Akron, as researchers and archeologists were working on the remains prehistoric Akron that were forced into the earth by a giant space rock. His primitive brain and tissue cells were like his skull - incredibly simple, and very very thick.
So he survived being frozen during the Dreamwatch of Time, while the planet slept and dreamed, when life still dreamed during the eons, dreamed of one day become an intelligent form of life that flew in the skies and walked the earth. Cyrax is that step right before human brain cells were a thing. His brain is 80 percent bugs, mud and sticks that somehow function together like a maddened hivemind. The other 20 percent has yet to be identified.
@@eschcal9839 this is some amazing lore. You should make this into something! Such a great origin
@@eschcal9839 SCP-3333 Cyraxx
He looks like a Tim Burton Oompa Loompa got addicted to meth, was locked in Wonka's basement for fifty years and has only just started to go through withdrawal
@@Jesus-H.-Christ he escaped through a dirty dimensional rift created by Chris Chan
i love how chance also blames storms cutting his internet when he craps his pants.
😂😂 facts
Meth goblins always blame something else for their issues. Accountability is their most humiliating weakness.
My thoughts on that is how loose is his ass 😭
Just one time I need Marty to stand outside clapping some empty bottles saying “Cyyyyraaaaax! Come out and Plaaaaaaayyyyyy!”
Cyrax always brings up how Marty’s fucking with his family but Sally’s probably had more pleasant conversations with Marty then she’s ever had with Cyrax
Dude looks like when you customize a character and mess up all the settings on purpose to get the strangest appearance possible
Really does😂
I cant believe I used to live close to this guy. The fact that he is from Akron makes SO much more sense. Jfc.
That’s brutal my friend 😂
oh oh no. i had no idea this was living here. i fucking hate it
All of ohio. Never ceases to surprise me 😂
I didn't know Ohio made swamp creatures like him. I thought only West Virginia had inbred monsters, but he proved I didn't know how many cryptids existed in Ohio. They have goblins, what else do they have? I'll have to see.
I live 50 miles from Chris. I could have seen him any time.
Cyrax is like if Cwc went really deep into a 3 doors down and Linkin Park phase. He's much edgier and where Chris likes to be perceived as young at heart I believe cyrax would take that as a deep insult
I'd say Cyrax is far more violent and attempts to be vicious much harder than CWC. Repeats the same lines of belligerence daily over and over for hours on end. He get so caught up in death threats and insults he gets the gender of who he rants about mixed up. CWC saw magical ponys and hedgehogs. Cyrax just sees trolls under every bed, in his closet, in his head. He looks around the room like he's addressing multiple copies of the same 3 trolls laughing at him and sees them doing what he accuses them of, when its utter deflection and gaslighting.
Both are the highest tier of cowards. They talk smack, like DSP too, and like DSP can't confront people after doing so. He nopes out. Cyrax, I think his life IS the internet and the drama he creates. He wants the attention. How he whines and says "you ruined my life", Cyrax literally means his online image. We know he isn't working a day of his life, ever.
He’s a edgy teen, but Chris is a young child, and dsp plays a fake adult man.
Cyrax always calls people "kid", but it's a bit ironic because he's talking to adults, some older than him, and he's the one who is the size of a kid and his two brain cells function like that of a kid when they're not busy beating each other up trying to end the torment of existing in chance's body.
I saw one video where hes calling Marty an old man & saying that hes past it etc....Marty is approx 5yrs older than him lol.
You're so close. so, so close, i bet you can see it but can't quite figure it out, but you're really close.
I like the fact that Cyrax believes that Marty and his friends shot a random kid and that Marty was planning on shooting him instead.
They just had to test out some munitions and the 8 year old wandering to a convenience store happened to be the right target to try that day.
"Chance likes to dance, and pull down his pants. But we'll get to that."
...I mean, do we have to?
Absolutely
I'd love to be cute and say he has ants in those pants, but we all know the ants are crawling around in his skull and making malformed anthills out of the guys head.
@@SmokeyMcC Oh boii, here we go again xD
@@SmokeyMcC Stress sigh
I gotta say Smoke, thanks for introducing me to this absolute specimen and the cast of characters that surrounds him. I became a fan of yours for the chris chan shit but I ended up staying for Cyraxx and the Smoke Show. Funniest monster since Jonathan Ross
Definitely agree with you bro, this is the most fun I’ve had watching a cow since ole Ross. Thanks for the kind words 💯
Isn’t Ross still in a mental hospital?
I hy does he say ohhey lol
I swear to god. The more I watch this the more I fall in love with marty. He's like the kindest, gentlest, most patient troll I've ever seen while still having a great sense of humor and not being bohered at all by this. Forget trolling can we be friends, Marty?
POS literally just got busted again today hitting on a 17yo. Big up King Gloryhole, shout out MBM and most importantly shout out homegirl Kate at Masshole. TMDWU
I've been to Akron a bunch of times, it's desolate. He might actually be the most interesting thing there.
😂😂 that’s high praise
Land and housing is pretty dirt cheap there. We got a well off landlord who likes us, so we pay 500 a month rent for a 2 story house with full basement and attic, and a brand new AC and heating system. Its a special circumstance - in theory, this home should of been condemned. The sheriff runs a racket where he gets homes condemned and has gotten many homes dirt cheap in the neighborhood that way. I'd still rather live here than Akron.
Poor bastard of a sheriff blew a gasket - we just ignored him and moved in without giving him a chance to interfere. He couldn't do anything - he would be exposed. Real story - my best friend literally hacked him and uncovered the scams he runs. But they rigged up the old heater, the past residents, to literally cook crack on/in it - everything cleaned up real well, nobody got sick.
But man, even after sitting empty for 10 years, it took some doing to carefully clean. You'd never even know it was a literal crack house. Can't beat that anywhere, even Akron. You statistically have roughly a 1 in 100 chance every day of being the victim of violent crime in Akron. It was beat down, dangerous, nasty and cheap well over 3 decades ago. Its a well built home. Its a shame other homes sit empty because of stupid people and corrupt politicians.
Truth
he's Akron's major tourist attraction
Lebron James?
7:15 Whenever 'rax says "This video won't be very long", that's when you know to get the popcorn
To be fair, from someone who was raised in Ohio, it wouldn't take much to be the "king" of Akron.
Tbf it sounds like a title one would at least have to sell car parts or sausages to earn
As someone who lives in ohio still, fully agree with this
I'm a Cincinnati native an never been to Akron
don't care much.. but this is kinda offensive 😐
I live in Akron, wild place
Hes such a smoke blower, guy talks himself up all tough.
Burger boys laugh is like sweet nectar to the ears
depends on where you hear it. If I heard that laugh echoing through an alleyway between 2am and 4am I would probably shit my pants
It also cured Heather's Cancer
Who's here after Marty put that little vitch in his place?
my favorite part about Cyrax is that he's all bark and absolutely no bite.
Hard to bite anything when your teeth look like that.
Just as well, pretty sure a mere mortal would contract a previously unknown & incurable disease from a Cyrax bite. 🤮
Imagine the infection the bite would have 😂
Unless your a little girl
*_Hail Cryax, First of His Name, King of The Akron and The Fist Men_*
As tough as he claims to be, Cyraxx cries more than a Lifetime movie.
I worked in Ohio and Akron is actually full of smart people, Akron uni is actually very hard to get in to: unfortunately cyrax sullied the reputation with his presence lol
Billionaire Lebron James gives the city a good reputation
everybody and there mom can get into akron
@@cachemymemory um, no? I feel like those who reference LeBron don't actually understand how little to no influence he actually has in the city. No one has ever cared.
Don't forget, Juggalo John also "pulled up" when cyrax challenged him to fight, and again, chance hid and called the cops and then later tried to retcon it and claimed he showed up. He always does that. "I showed up. I didn't know he was coming. He showed up with 4 cars of people. My family called the cops and told him to leave. My family never told me he was here." All of those excuses can be in the exact same statement. Doesn't need to make sense. They're all lies.
If I was his daddy, I'd throw his ass outside like the cat in the Flintstones opening song. "Willlma!!!!" *Gratuitous punching sound effects and simp crying* "someone save me, call the cops on the people I literally invited to come here! REEE!!!"
@@eschcal9839 xD REEEEEE!
I'd love to fight cyrax. Hell I'll even do a weight cut to 120. I'd have to eat a burger or less a day for a few months to drop anymore weight.
@@MastemaJack he's around 100 lbs if I remember correctly. And I've been dreaming of beating the piss out of Cyrax also, but I'm 6 ft 1 and 200 lbs, so I'd literally kill the goblin.
@@Honey_Daddy I'm only 5'10 and about 160 now lost about 20 pounds. But I've been at my lowest 115. I think most guys who have been in a fight would kill him.
I LOST IT AT "BONE STRUCTURE OF THE GLASS BONE GUY FROM SPONGEBOB"
Cyrax is the fentanyl of lolcows
Oh god you know i'm fuckin ready. Bring on the goblin fever baby.
Hope you enjoyed it brotha 💯 thanks as always for the support
@@SmokeyMcC thank you for making videos!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your day man :^)
I feel ashamed I live not even an hour away from this man
Take the pilgrimage bro u owe it 2 us all .....chancey is hillarious I really want 2 see him fight
Cyraxs weird wheeze when he says 4 words when he’s kinda mad will always be fucken hilarious
This one feels in particular like a story you know well but you're just excited to listen to your funny bro tell it again. Love your vids, Smokey
Akron seems to have gotten their own version of King Charles II of Spain if we're supposed to take Cyraxx's word.
Cyraxx had the fashion sense, musical talent, and cadence of a 13 year old boy.
Still does!!!
Wait…
we lost Worman Bjornson?! That’s it. I’m ending it. They were the last thing holding my fragile mind together.
Gotta say Smokey, you're really coming into your own with these documentary videos. Not just with your style and delivery, but also your writing. Granted, if you're speaking all these lines just off the cuff then you're a GOD, but if it's written, it's still very good work. Can't be easy making videos this long on ol' Chance here, lol.
😂😂 thank you bro but this wasn’t written. I’ve only written two videos and they were my meet the lolcow videos on Ross and wings. But fr again thank you for the supportive words it means a lot
@@SmokeyMcC Yoooo.
You should do stand up comedy, you're a quick thinker.
And especially if you're on weed while doing some of the videos. Like isn't weed supposed to mellow you out xD
What kind of bangers do just shoot out in casual conversation then xD
He’s just another Jamari or Sensitive Society, with WAAAY less topics and subs lol
@@Howdypartner69420 I don't know the first person but no Smokey isn't like sensitive.
That intro got me hyped even for a lame guy like cyraxx.
My pops often goes to Akron… maybe I’ll have to tag along and pull up on Cyrax like MbM
Cyrax - The (Former) King of Akron
You've the best timing on CZcams. I am high as balls, just sat down at my favorite buffet. This is seriously so on time.
Thank you my friend and enjoy that buffet bro I wish I was there with you
Same here.
@@mollymcginnis5348 oh, no. I have over ear headphones 😭 I just listen and put my phone down. I made that mistake once.....ONCE.
God damn man 30 sec in and already fucking dying. "Around here, I rule shit". Cyraxx's flair for comedy and irony rivals Shakespeare
One day long after cyrax, Chris Chan and all of us are dead the internet archeologist will unearth Smokey's videos and will study them to understand what we are doing and where we went wrong with our society at this point in time. And the myths about the internet goblin that rages at everyone and lives a pointless existence will be proven to be based off of a true individual. It will be like finding the first ever bible stories in a cave and I'm all for it
Finally able to smoke weed again for the first time in 5 months. I'll be lighting one up for you Smokwy. Thanks for giving me something to laugh to while I'm blitzed
Lol i always start his vids after my 2-3rd dab and will have 2-3 more and chill and stay GASSED GEEKIN bro😂 then just checking the comments talking to people bout my highdeas about the vid😂
Saw you in chat asking what the song was. F-Zero X - climb up and get the last chance
Love to hear it Brotha💯 hope you enjoyed the video and the smoke
@@SmokeyMcC tyty
Don't do drugs, man. Drink a protein shake and watch it in the Gym instead..
Akron!? He's in AKRON!?
LLoyd Street Akron Ohio.
You can look up all the police calls and visits. They labeled him as a mentally disturbed person earlier this year and he's so pissed about it rofl.
@@NekoDavid GAH! I thought he lived like in Iowa or Kansas or something! I'm just now learning that he lives within 15 minutes of my house!!
@@Cuyt24 Gah is an expression of shock and terror.
And I'm not taking time out of my day to go throw rocks at his place! I got more important things to do like point and laugh at him while he makes a complete fool of himself.
@@Cuyt24 That might be very difficult as I am a guy and I don't look that good in heels.
@@Cuyt24 Dude, I'm not going to his house to beat him up. I already knows that he hides in the closet whenever someone looks in his general direction with a funny look and in some cases, not with a funny look.
Those punches are as intimidating as a spatula scooping out the last bits of food from a glass casserole dish.
There's only one King I bow to, and it certainly ain't him!
Our CPU Goddess?
Yo props Jesus woop woop
@@AleTitan No, my child, Chris Chan is trying to steal my identity, do not fall for their darn dirty tricks
There is police bodycam footage of Chance from the incident where a kid got gunned down. It's freaking hilarious (not the incident, just how he conducts himself... reminded me of Damien Mizdow).
your videos are getting so much better quality as they go on mate, keep it up sicko.
Hes a fucking human Chihuahua in both appearance, physical build, and personality.
Whips out his burd online to where potential kids could see... Ahhh yes exactly what a predator would do!
When cyrax said “I KNEW THEM BOIS WERE MEANT FOR ME!”
I’d like to believe he is talking about the 13 year olds not the shooters😂
This just confirms to me that living in close proximity to lake eerie mutates people
We're all a little messed up over here by Lake Erie don't come this way
definitely
In all seriousness, Cyrax could be the star of some garbage amateur wrestling league somewhere
Cryax jumping to show his meat had me wheezing 😭😭
The RIP old king of Akron almost ripped my stomach open from laughing so hard
I'd pay to watch Cyrax boxing or in the UFC.
Same here easily
Coolman Caravan offered
I would pay to see him audition for American idol or americas got talent so Simon cowell can roast his “singing”. Imagine how he would react
The limited arm movement would an interesting sight.
Cyrax might fare as well as CM Punk did in his first match
Knowing Cyrax lives in my home town ruined my day
My condolences.
Hey you could always use it for clout
If you go for the king, you best not miss !!!...
In my personal opinion, Cyrax, like Chris Chan, is one of those people that has never truly been "humbled," and by "humbled," I mean has never truly never received an ass-whooping, neither by parental discipline, crossing the line with other people around him, nor karmic discipline. Although he's been outed as a Geppetto a few times, has he ever truly been arrested and prosecuted for it? In any case, when Cyrax DOES receive karmic punishment (i.e., "what goes around comes around"), I hope he's dumb enough to post it online for the free world to see. Great video as always.
Just discovered this playlist. Simultaneously pathetic and hilarious, and its one of those stories where you dont feel bad for Cyraxx cause hes a terrible person.
Burger Boy has the most contagious laugh. 💀💀💀
Lol, Chance never even knew Zak Husein. He heard the guy was taken out one night while he was working at his family's pizza shop. Chance is known for using awful situations & tragedies while putting on his "tribute attic concerts". Everyone knows it's really an act and for attention.
There are news articles on google about what happened with Zak.
As somebody who grew up in Akron it’s nice to see our king get some much deserved attention!
This was one of the best cyrax vids I’ve seen so far. Hilarious 😂
The king of Sally's attic or basement. His friend who he respects that he said died of an OD said hi to him one time at the most. Every time someone dies who he so much has seen in person was his best friend/wife. There was a disabled girl he "dated" in high school that died after not talking to him for years he said she would be his wife if she was still alive lol. Heaven is full of people screaming no im not or I only said hi to you when chance talks about them. Rest in peace Zach Hussain we know he was never your friend.
Cyraxx is acting like Evan from Dear Evan Hansen, minus the fabricating-emails-from-this-deceased-person-I-knew-by- name-and-face-only part
Of course is a king! A rat king
Wouldn't be surprised if there was one in that gretchin's room.
I laugh anytime chance tries talking tough. We've seen how he fights. He hides in the attic and sends granny out to deal with it. In all reality anyone could break him in half
Yo you got to do some more Cyraxx , especially the freak out on the discord server bout his channel.
That’s later this week 💯
Dude, my uncle lives in Akron. I wonder if he's seen this weirdo around.
I'm so sorry.
Your uncle is safe, cyrax doesn’t leave his attic, plus sunlight is one of his weaknesses
@@SmokeyMcC I thought cyrax only hid in his basement lmfao
@@joosmun4009 Nah, he needs the attic rats as his food supply.
Has anyone else noticed how there seemed to be phlegm in Cyrax's throat most of the time he takes
a breather every time he yells at Marty? It's both hard to take him seriously hearing that and it just gives
me the impression that he just needs to stop getting so angry over people giving him a hard time.
Beautiful job. You have the greatest most interesting once in a lifetime story to tell & you do a masterful job. I laughed so much. Cheers
Belial will emerge from his Basket Case in Ackran at any time to unleash a fight promo.
😂😂
If anyone can find the video where he said I ruined his life bc I wouldn't let him be on my team, I would greatly appreciate it 🤣
I have seen this video at least 20 times and each time it's just as amazing and funny as the first time I saw it. Smokey has a way with making timeless videos that are entertaining no matter how many times you watch it.
Just found your channel yesterday and I now have a shit ton of content to keep me entertained throughout my workdays for the next couple weeks. Great videos Smokey 👍🏻
Cyrax is a class act
Absolutely gentleman
I went to school with this guy, not even kidding.
With cyrax? That’s hilarious 😂 was he anything like this in his school days
@@SmokeyMcC he always made the excuse that his weird voice is because when he was a baby he tried to eat a light bulb but it broke in his mouth. He was also a huge my little pony fan. He was still so cringe, he called me scudaloo or some shit. No one liked him so the next year he moved back to where ever he came from. I never really realized chance was cyrax. He always sounded familiar till I finally heard his name. (For context I knew him for one year in middle school.)
What I enjoyed the most about this video is I'm a UFC fan and the references and jokes made it totally worth it for me
Cyraxx must think of himself as being ballzy.
Smokey change the title to (former) king lmao
I’m pretty sure Lebron James is the king of Akron but ok
I thought it was Cleveland?
He’s the king of the local dump.
Thanks for introducing to this cow smokey makes me feel a lot better about my life
I ain’t far from Akron boy! I might come holler at you in your driveway boy!
Your videos are comfy as hell man
Holy hell Smokey you are wildling with that intro one of the very best intros you’ve ever done even better than the Wingsofredemption one because the f zero x climb up, for last chance was a perfect choice for cutting a wrestling promo.
In history, there was a king of Jerusalem that was a leper. Despite his disease, he still ran his kingdom with wisdom and poise, even riding into battle with his soldiers despite being blind in one eye and unable to use his right hand. A leper was a better king than cyrax would ever be.
Wasn’t expecting that Chael Sonnen reference 😂😂
Another one i missed premier because of work. Awesome vid tho smokey keep it up!
IMO I think the truth is what Sally/Cyraxx told Connie (after Marty left Cyraxx's house). Cyraxx told Connie, he plan to have Marty show up and have cops waiting for him to arrest him. But, the cops didn't show up making him mad, but he didn't want to go out side without the cops because of fear, so he sent Sally and Edd out there. He lied to save face, but he didn't expect Marty to stream the visit, and once he found it out (after he stream about going out to look for Marty) He needed to make up excuses, then he assume people will take his mom word, and ask his mom to pretend she didn't inform Cyraxx, and Cyraxx didn't know Marty was out there. His current lie about this today is, he knew Marty was out there, but his mom protected Marty from getting beat up by not letting Cyraxx go out there, and the police call Cyraxx made early that day to cops was on another troll (Even tho Cyraxx, gives the cops Marty's name, and internet name on the call) that was coming out that day, and the police had just taken that troll away before Marty showed up.
I’ve only learnt about Cyrax recently after Chris chan went to prison. Love your vids as they give more context to all the classic moments
Five feet tall
Skinny as a rail
Not exactly the picture of health
Makings of a UFC legend right here.
If he's a king, that makes him "Charles II of Akron."