Jupiter The Hybrid Can’t Stop Being Crazy
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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2024
- Jupiter has been acting increasingly more crazy as the weeks have gone on and this week is absolutely no exception. From pony burnings to giving more shout outs to his brother Duke. It’s been ridiculous so I hope you guys enjoy the video 💯
- Komedie
That nicotine, I tell you boy
I'm glad nicotine doesn't affect me like that 😂
Fr
According to Jupiter it makes you talk to minors
@@Mewdo45shit I’ve been under the influence of nicotine for ages, so does that mean if I stop I’ll might be attracted to minors since I don’t now?????? HELPPPOP
"Now boy, I say boy, you gotta stop smoking that darned nicotine, boy! That nicotine, I tell ya boy, it'll make you wanna get in bed with a buncha middle schoolers, boy! Now stand up straight when I talk to you! You gotta,I say, you gotta listen to me boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
Jupiter burning his wife and kids is somehow the least disturbing part of his life.
he has kids? oh my god
@@General_Alek yeah he fucked a pony and had a pony kid
@@General_Alek the stuffed animals, he's insane you have to remember.
Without context this comment is gold
I can't even imagine what he'd do if he had kids and a girlfriend. The kids would 100% be horribly sexually, physically, and mentally abused.
I know they're inanimate objects but part of me cant help but feel like those ponies are free now. He cant hurt them anymore.
ikr I feel so bad for them 😭😭
As a song sang by a certain pony pred says
“Finally free from the pain of our home” 😂
There's a reason they burned so good besides being plastic 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@glitchyboi-nk1qvLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE
Someone call pony services. 😢
Daniel Larson vs Jupiter = Alien vs Predator
we ought to get all the lol cows in the ThunderDome and convince them to fight each other.
Predator vs. predator
Get Earl in that fight
Monsters vs Aliens
LOLLL
"Dust to dust, it'll feed the grass."
Bruh, it's literally just burnt plastic. It ain't fertilizing shite.
It gon do the opposite since burning plastic is bad for the environment.
For a guy portraying himself as being a farm boy he sure doesn't know a lot a bout farming.
@@DeltaPi314 The only way he's a farm boy is if a horse/cow kicked him on the head and caused him to act like this.
He portrays himself as a lot of things.
He knows nothing about anything. Even as a joking Satanist I have been cringing to death at times, the literal Devil deserves better.
But yeah. He is not exactly known for... knowing. Anything. He probably has legit an IQ of 30, and that'sbeing generous. @@DeltaPi314
Lol that's what I thought. It'll definitely just kill the grass if you dump it on.
If you think you're gross remember you ain't this guy
Just seeing him makes me feel greasier than I really am
I always think that whenever the depression is hittin hard.
At least I'm not any of these ugly lolcows
If he had left minors alone and just pleasured himself to fictional CP he would have been less of a danger to minors on the Internet I guess. Can’t prove it though
@@brucecamp4448 Both also don't shower lets not forget that!
There once was a time I thought Chris Chan was the lowest a human could fall.
Oh christ I was so wrong
11:52
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
Jupiter doesn’t wipe, he lets it crust.
I was eating 💀
I yelled
Thank you for that vivid image
Never again…please…
😂
This is like Chris Chan destroying his medallion for his fake girlfriends, Jupiter's "girl" is definitely a troll lmao
Now he's known as the neighborhood arsonist. Not inaccurate.
I'd kill to see a bluespike deal with Jupiter.
I'd have zero sympathy for him
@@harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy which saga?
Breaking his Playstation was hilarious.
@@Mewdo45 I wonder what Jupiter's BlueSpike would be like
With how greasy Jupiter is... Kinda surprise that he didn't go up in flames too
💀💀
💀 💀💀
😂😂😂
That’d be funny
Even flame itself knows better.
I'm actually very relieved that Jupiter is so ineffective at starting fires
You a brony or something?
@@scottoleson1997 brony or not it’s a good thing Jupiter’s inept at it, cause that’s 1 less reason he’s a danger
@@glitchyboi-nk1qv yeh, but bronies and furries are people I don’t want to ever give the benefit of the doubt. 9/10 times they’re creepin on someone, or an animal.
@@scottoleson1997ok but op is just stating that a creep like Jupiter is bad at lighting fires and not much else
@@scottoleson1997 lol
Never touching nicotine was the best decision i ever made, thank you crack
Yus crack and meth
Blessed be Coke
@@GigiBranconicoca-cola changes the mind and body in unspeakable ways
Lmmfaooooooo
😂😂😂😂
Is this going to be a tipping point? "I had to watch my humunculous pony wife and children burn inside a McDonald's bag....that's why I spoke to that 13 year old."
I'm sure that excuse will come out at some point!
The burning fluff from inside the pony must’ve resulted in a compound similar to nicotine
"um, she's 15 akshually" 🤓
@@RickyRiceB "well, when combined with my acute hybrid sense of smell and the .. despair of watching loved ones perish at mine own hand..*sigh* ..it was a potent brew...an elixir of madness one might say...I should have known better, but, alas, ..my damned blood won't give me peace."
@@TeethSinkI heard... Oh God I heard that in his voice.
The smell of 3-4 years of Jupiters load soaked stuffed pony dolls burning must have been extreme.
Shit would make the Ohio incident look like a average gas leak.
😭🤮
😂😂😂😂
this comment took me out 😂 god that’s gross
LOAD SOAKED???
This sounds like the unholy chimera of a Chris-chan arc and Larson arc
Edit: How fucking funny would it be if his new GF is just Linda Binda trollin
shes definitely a troll whoever "she" is
I wouldn't rule it out!
@@WGGplant R@cist
Nah Linda prefers to use actual children
This freak wishes he was Chis Chan or Larson lol
His girl “Jess” is guaranteed an undercover troll and I’m here for it.
why did the troll have to use my name😭😭😭😭 every time he says it a little piece of me dies inside😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Legit , I am excitedly awaiting that reveal. 🤣
Jupiter is so weird looking tbh
It's not just how he looks. It's also how he moves, particularly his mouth. It's just so unnatural.
Yeah they always are
He looks like a hobo
@@connorscanlan2167I'm not tossing hate but I clicked on the account that made this comment and...... let's just say, we shouldn't throw stones in a glass house 😂
The beard doesn't do anything for him at all. I have a similar style of facial hair and I'm about to go shave completely.
I love that he has to be reminded of what he did to his ponies every time he goes outside. That sidewalk is going to be stained permanently by the melted plastic.
(Whispers in your ear)
...I'm sorry...
(Proceeds to tie you up and make you watch Rule 34 My Little Pony) 😂
@@user-xs2bf6vb9t??
Average prank
"So I don't have to look at their faces"
Haven't laughed that hard in a while
1000+ year old vampire hybrid, struggles to light a paper bag
He's been in his coffin (group home) for over 1000yrs. Give him a break.
First of all they probably don't let him around flammables. Number 2 he's only used to candle wicks and matches. Again he's 1000 +yrs old.
I like how he didn't even have the motivation to make or buy a fire pit. He just put it onto the concrete next to both grass and the house, then set it on fire.
He has a whole cumbjar contingency to splash the flames
Only you can prevent Pony genocide
It’s what Sheratora would’ve wanted
While it’s windy too 🙃
Twas a very seldom and respectful pony funeral alley fire
"Im waiting for the wind to take it out"
….that’s not how fire works, dude
But that’s how wildfires spread. 🤡🤡🤡
when i feel ugly i just look at Jupiter
Unless you're cyraxx or daniel
@@Mewdo45I assume that person is comparing human looks, not goblinoid looks
He looks like your profile pic
@@Heretowatchvideos123 do not diss my man chester chomper like that 😒
I am unattractive but I am drop dead gorgeous compared to Jupiter
How does someone who's a lord of darkness, and a werewolf and a ghost hunter and an angel and a demon have trouble lighting a paper bag? ... with a lighter.
I noticed he didn't burn his body pillow
😂😂😂😂😂
The same reason why the godess blue heart needs to take a plane
_"This goes out to the doctor that CURED my beloved brother's CANCER... I forget his name..."_
16:39 the siren sounds in the background while hes burning shit is absolutely taking me tf out 💀
He looks like a character you'd meet in RDR2
The dude inviting you to “dinner” in the swamps of lemoyne 💀💀💀
Exactly lol
"come.. lets burn my pinecone cows.. it'll cleanse my sins"
(old timey toy. you stick sticks into a pinecone and pretend it's a cow)
@@blu7384at least that dude had a hot wife/sister…..Jupiter just fat greasy and alone…
@@BringBackAsbestos Nono that’s the Aberdeens there’s a dude in a shack in the middle of the swamps who baits you into his home with “dinner” before knocking you out & having his way with you 💀
I live next to a group home and I have never been more relieved to not see smoke coming over the fence
So like u do want to see smoke? Too many double negatives G
@@michaelhildebrandt1073 pretty sure you're misreading it since the 2 negatives in the sentence don't apply to eachother. "never been more relieved" (very relieved) to "not see smoke coming over the fence." (self explanatory)
Bro borrowed some of the wind from Daniel’s April breakout to save his ponies from the fire
a whisper lives on in the winds..."kale"....
"Waiting for the wind to put it out", dangerously stupid.
Imagine walking outside to seeing Jupiter causally burning pony’s and being as chill about it as that dude was. The amount of trash on his floor speaks volumes for how much this group home is doing.
What state is he in?
Group homes in the midwest where I'm at don't allow anyone with any kind of sex offenses in their group homes and attempting to do one is a instant ticket out. Same again for violence.
@@sinjin8576Idaho
I'd ask the dude if hes satanic or something
@sinjin8576 He's in Idaho from what older videos said, more than likely still there in regards of the group home
@@sinjin8576as far as I know he's never actually been convicted of an sex offence. He's been caught chatting to minors or at least who he thinks are minors plenty of times but hopefully with the police having his devices it'll soon change conviction wise.
That boy ain’t right.
The perpetual Reddit mod look always twists my head, both Jup and Nova look so similar
that melted toxic goop will not be feeding any grass my poor predator friend
"The ash will become food for the grass" oh yeah, the chemical toy ponies. The grass will love that XD
I swear he actively tries to be as disheveled as humanly possible.
I feel like satan would have higher standards for his vessel on the mortal plane tbh
Satan is rolling in his grave
now i am imagining Jupiter in a red seersucker suit
I look fucked up on purpose as a way to call beauty bullshit, and even then I'm not like THIS.
Bro is permanently greasey
I hate bronies, I don't get their obsession with me
Who wants to bet that Jupiter already has bought a new set of pony toys that are hidden from us?
Dude would probably start a harem
He could've found a torch . I mean no lighter fluid? WHAT KIND OF PYRO IS HE😂
a "dab tourch" is just a normal torch. people use them for dabs yeah, i do too, but they aren't associated with them directly.
@@pencerism ok Ill change it lol u know what I ment
@@pencerism I spelled torch wrong too lol
"pyro"
This is Chris Chan level of trolling.
I prefer this over some “Management team” coercing someone into doing stupid shit in public.
@@ChillHills I agree. Horrorcows should be dealt with and ridiculed but not at the expense of the innocent public.
No joke Chris went through something similar with the whole sonichu medallion destruction thing
@@obscureenigma THIS
despite him going down two stair-steps like a toddler, its hard to imagine his group home just lets him… wander
Enrichment activities
I'm not trolling. I legitimately am diagnosed as schizoaffective. And these people ESPECIALLY jupiter, make my episodes and delusions seem very tame by comparison 😂 big ups Smokey🎉your videos always make me literally lol. Helps my mental health 😅
Can Jupiter say anything that wasn't originally from some D-tier anime? Every sentence he says sounds like its a line from a fanfic
it's so pathetic lol
“But yeah..”
The chemicals from the plastic in those ponies will KILL the grass Corbin. Fertilize, lol!
He fertilizes his ponies for sure 😂
I love his statement of "you're going to have to tell me the wild story about how you contracted cancer" like cancer is the common cold.
He said it as if he got an STI.
😭
Based on how he was talking about it, it seems as if it was a type of cancer caused by HPV which is sexually transmitted.
I think whatever doesn't burn he's gonna throw away
I kinda got that vibe too
I've been in a Cyraxx wormhole the last week. Seems the goblin has been calling out Akron PD directly and making threats. Jupiter content is a welcome change.
The smartest thing for anyone to do is to threaten the police lmao
This dude is basically cyrax but if he was a brony
@Adam-hs9ft no Jupiter doesn't have the rage like Cyraxx and people actually get a chance to talk
Which channels have you been watching that have been covering him recently?
I feel bad for the Akron PD.
Compared to the crazys they deal with on a daily basis chance takes the cake
Random 15-year old spoken to Jupiter “ Immolate the false effigies in the name of our dark lord”. Jupiter takes a moment to sturdy himself before departing to collect a Bic lighter to perform the dark deed….
In his mind it was 100% a pivotal plot point for the regarded high fantasy pr0n he thinks he’s the protagonist in
lmao immolate is so funny idk why
The whole insincere "I'm sorry, now stop being mad at me" tactic of people like this is so infuriating. All the lolcows do it.
Jupiter‘s gonna pull a Chris Chan but instead of selling rocks, he’s gonna be selling pony ashes.
Jupiter looks like that dirty guy from Dragon Ball that knocks people out with his stink.
Don't do my man Bacterian like that. Bacterian may have never bathed once in his life, but he's far and away a better human than Jupiter.
@@connorscanlan2167 Bacterian may be a gross guy, but at least he ain't a diddler like Jupiter. Definitely a way better guy
Bacterian might be an alcoholic homeless person, but he's still many times more valuable to society than Jupiter.
Bacterian stans report in!
@@sinjin8576 You have to be pat down to make sure you're not bringing in hand sanitizer.
Bro, what's his caregiver doing while he's out burning ponies
Right? Surely this would count as "being a danger to yourself and others"
@@momomomo69 oh the black guy is definitely one of the staff of the group home. I didn't finish the video until now.
Bc they don't care in a recent vid jupiter was talking too lindabinda about blackmailing minors, and Linda says "can i say hi to your staff" and you hear the staff off screen say "no" 💀they all do not care and it's sad
Getting paid. This is the majority of group homes btw.
@@SatansLilHelper616 A certified county group home staff moment.
This group home doesn’t seem to supervise much
Think he’s gonna keep the ashes of his pony waifu. What’s he gonna do with them? Think he’s gonna either eat it, smear himself with it, or do you think he’ll go into forbidden necromancy?
Definitely all 3
he'll do a nick bate but with toxic ashes
Hes gonna smoke it to get "high off nicotine"
DOES THIS WALKING SKID MARK KNOW WHAT A SHOWER AND BRUSH IS? my god every time I have the misfortune of seeing it his hair bugs the hell outta me
Same bro, I take care of my hair a lot and seeinf his hair just… FUCK 🥹
I k ow I was just saying he always looks greasy as fuck
why does every lolcow that thinks they're some divine being like my little pony has to be some correlation
This is why I prefer Littlest Pet Shop.
The intersection of autism and narcissism.
"I will let the /wind/ put out the ashes, of course!" -Jupiter the Arsonist
That's what nicotine does to someone.
"So this is My last chance to say goodbye to everyone."
Doesn't say goodbye, and tries to light it instantly.
Sorry Sherratore (or however it's spelled) Vaush would have treated you so much better.
God that's sad
i swear, he looks more and more like he crawled out of a ditch with every passing day
Jupiter is really one of the crazier horrorcows… but no one can beat Nick Bate
I was having a good day till you made me remember him... Thank for that lol
*sighs* I guess I know what I’m searching after this
@@FanfictionWoes
czcams.com/video/H8XQjm1hjtA/video.htmlsi=fRPfRvnwwApHNBtB this is probably the best summary of him
@@FanfictionWoes Cecil McFly and EdgyPenguin covered him, be warned, you don’t wanna eat while watching it
tbh when i first saw nick bate i thought he was a it funny looking yet cute but when i did research on him i was so disgusted like jeez louise keep your kinks or well fetishes to yourself mann..
Jupiter the Hybrid is a predator.
Just like that sicko the white bowser
He's a hybrid of chris chan and larson
you feel superior about yourself for typing that?
Oh really
Jupiter and other PDF files bring shame upon the actual PDF format. Now Zoomers are resorting to Pages or Microsoft Word format every time they export their homework
Blud got thay Croods look goin on
😭😭😭😭😭
If there's one thing I definitely don't associate with predators, it's arson.
Oh wait no that's exactly the thing I associate with predators.
There's a lot to unpack here but he keeps saying "the wind will put it out" 😂 he's so regarded it reminds me of Cobes and the French fries incident. Love how he clearly has no control over the situation but tries to act like he does😂😂😂
(Whispers in your ear)
...I'm sorry...
(Proceeds to make you watch LemonParty)
"stawwp...gawdammit" 😂 Cobes can be a bit of work but that french fries video is gold .
Jupiter the kinda guy to go to a costume party as a pile of clothes, wearing only 1 layer
I love how he’s so much a failure he can’t even get the burning ponies in frame
_"All this burnt plastic will feed the grass. Burnt plastic makes plants grow."_
Plastic and nut make grass😔
if it was anyone other than Jupiter, I'd almost say those lens obstructions were purposeful. artful, even.
The cinematography was so perfect I cried you could really feel the emotions in this work of art.
hes perfecting the homeless look here.
The greasy, shaggy thinning hair is truly a look.
Him talking with the sirens in the background is comedy gold
Right next to what looks like a wooden cladded house!! So much for his wrangler!
The sirens in the background are certainly appropriate! 😂
14:42 I’m on shrooms genuinely just got frightened lmao
He went to the route of Chris Chan. Thoes who didn't learn the history are doomed to repeat it. Fucking classic.
had a new guy start at my job and from a distance my heart dropped. this dude is like identical to jupiter and hes just as socially awkward lol.
just dont make eye contact and hold your breath when walking by
Oh god
The firetruck in the background 💀
I bet those aren't the real ones, those are backup ponies!
(Whispers in your ear)
Proceeds to make you hold Jupiter's 'real pony collection, the ones that are stuck together and smell quite musky
@@user-xs2bf6vb9t I'm going to cry
Confused him again with Nova and was wondering how Nova suddenly grew a shrub
I can’t believe he set his entire family on fire
Was the ween inspired by Debra Green or Gene Keidel?
I live nearby Jupiter, unfortunately. It's been QUITE windy, hot, and dry here. We have a lot of brush fires here and now I know why.
that poor pony im glad its finally finding peace
20:50 Ash from burnt plastic is going to kill plants, not nourish them. It's nothing like volcanic ash, which isn't ash, either, it's microscopic shards of glass and rock. He is so smooth brained.
Jesus he’s devolving
lol, waiting for the wind to blow out a massive fire?
Volcanic ash creating the state of Idaho is the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard in my life
God took the lava and ash and used it to 3D print the landscape, roads, buildings and powerlines
Jupiter,Tony,cyrax,and the white bowser are all mega preds
Sobriety is boring but Smokey you help pass the time continued success
Its ok to be bored sometimes 🙂
Hedonism is overrated. Embrace sobriety.
More to life than getting hammered.
I don’t drink don’t like to be touched my vice is the herb
But yall ever ate slow roasted bbq brisket?
Yes but it’s been a long time
Someone get this weird girl some shaving and hygiene supplies.
I swear, if this dude is really a Pisces, I'm changing my birthday. I don't wanna share an astrological sign with someone like him(?)
Chris Chan is also a Pisces, lol
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he acts like this, or the fact that he actually thinks he's threatening.
ive seen more threatening shit in the toilet than this thing-body
Did he just become a family annihilator
Question: If the ponies are alive (in theory)… then isn’t this just more harm as an offering…? IDK, I’m not a demon vampire werewolf god… maybe it works different…🤷🏾♀️
8:18 - LMFAO best part. The little whisper, "I'm sorry..."👌🤣🤘
I know that shit smelled absolutely STANK for miles around
I think that stream is the only time I've ever seen this dude wearing a shirt
I like how there's a literal cow wrangler in this one.
He thinks burning polyester will fertilize the grass?
He has the brain of a 7 year old
Jupiter looks like Bluto from Popeye the Sailer 🤣
my guy really said yea let me go somewhere less windy
and then stood directly in the wind and let a fire 1ft away from his house blow towards it
are you trying to burn a pony or commit insurance fraud my guy
jupiter gotta be one of my favorite modern lolcows. just the way he speaks is so entertaining and like his mannerisms and shit. so good
The hype on this guy has died down too much, thank you for still keeping us updated and posting about him,WE APPRECIATE YOU
Omg he has a shirt on
That’s a first