Jupiter The Hybrid Can’t Stop Being Crazy

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  • čas přidán 22. 06. 2024
  • Jupiter has been acting increasingly more crazy as the weeks have gone on and this week is absolutely no exception. From pony burnings to giving more shout outs to his brother Duke. It’s been ridiculous so I hope you guys enjoy the video 💯
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  • @mannyichi
    @mannyichi Před měsícem +2035

    That nicotine, I tell you boy

    • @bluemoon1115
      @bluemoon1115 Před měsícem +44

      I'm glad nicotine doesn't affect me like that 😂

    • @user-var29dbaloe
      @user-var29dbaloe Před měsícem +12

      Fr

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem +51

      According to Jupiter it makes you talk to minors

    • @braidenbianco
      @braidenbianco Před měsícem +25

      @@Mewdo45shit I’ve been under the influence of nicotine for ages, so does that mean if I stop I’ll might be attracted to minors since I don’t now?????? HELPPPOP

    • @stinkywhizzleteats3673
      @stinkywhizzleteats3673 Před měsícem +34

      "Now boy, I say boy, you gotta stop smoking that darned nicotine, boy! That nicotine, I tell ya boy, it'll make you wanna get in bed with a buncha middle schoolers, boy! Now stand up straight when I talk to you! You gotta,I say, you gotta listen to me boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"

  • @DragonexRAGE
    @DragonexRAGE Před měsícem +1867

    Jupiter burning his wife and kids is somehow the least disturbing part of his life.

    • @General_Alek
      @General_Alek Před měsícem +25

      he has kids? oh my god

    • @PaktNisely
      @PaktNisely Před měsícem

      @@General_Alek yeah he fucked a pony and had a pony kid

    • @merpkiller
      @merpkiller Před měsícem +142

      @@General_Alek the stuffed animals, he's insane you have to remember.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem +94

      Without context this comment is gold

    • @stinkywhizzleteats3673
      @stinkywhizzleteats3673 Před měsícem +49

      I can't even imagine what he'd do if he had kids and a girlfriend. The kids would 100% be horribly sexually, physically, and mentally abused.

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 Před měsícem +605

    I know they're inanimate objects but part of me cant help but feel like those ponies are free now. He cant hurt them anymore.

    • @averywow
      @averywow Před měsícem +46

      ikr I feel so bad for them 😭😭

    • @glitchyboi-nk1qv
      @glitchyboi-nk1qv Před měsícem +28

      As a song sang by a certain pony pred says
      “Finally free from the pain of our home” 😂

    • @amandae5165
      @amandae5165 Před měsícem

      There's a reason they burned so good besides being plastic 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @van4195
      @van4195 Před měsícem +1

      @@glitchyboi-nk1qvLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE

    • @paulsecrest9427
      @paulsecrest9427 Před 27 dny +3

      Someone call pony services. 😢

  • @shujinzo
    @shujinzo Před měsícem +952

    Daniel Larson vs Jupiter = Alien vs Predator

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 Před měsícem

      we ought to get all the lol cows in the ThunderDome and convince them to fight each other.

    • @sharkbite951
      @sharkbite951 Před měsícem +201

      Predator vs. predator

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před měsícem +32

      Get Earl in that fight

    • @ex-wr2ti
      @ex-wr2ti Před měsícem +43

      Monsters vs Aliens

    • @Mouschimooo
      @Mouschimooo Před měsícem +1

      LOLLL

  • @CryptidRenfri
    @CryptidRenfri Před měsícem +959

    "Dust to dust, it'll feed the grass."
    Bruh, it's literally just burnt plastic. It ain't fertilizing shite.

    • @thelocalorgandealer7282
      @thelocalorgandealer7282 Před měsícem +65

      It gon do the opposite since burning plastic is bad for the environment.

    • @DeltaPi314
      @DeltaPi314 Před měsícem +82

      For a guy portraying himself as being a farm boy he sure doesn't know a lot a bout farming.

    • @WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo
      @WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo Před měsícem

      @@DeltaPi314 The only way he's a farm boy is if a horse/cow kicked him on the head and caused him to act like this.

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Před měsícem

      He portrays himself as a lot of things.
      He knows nothing about anything. Even as a joking Satanist I have been cringing to death​ at times, the literal Devil deserves better.
      But yeah. He is not exactly known for... knowing. Anything. He probably has legit an IQ of 30, and that'sbeing generous. @@DeltaPi314

    • @Dasloth92
      @Dasloth92 Před měsícem +19

      Lol that's what I thought. It'll definitely just kill the grass if you dump it on.

  • @Fretooo
    @Fretooo Před měsícem +945

    If you think you're gross remember you ain't this guy

    • @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056
      @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056 Před měsícem +40

      Just seeing him makes me feel greasier than I really am

    • @CribabyCryptid
      @CribabyCryptid Před měsícem

      I always think that whenever the depression is hittin hard.
      At least I'm not any of these ugly lolcows

    • @vultusalbus4216
      @vultusalbus4216 Před měsícem

      If he had left minors alone and just pleasured himself to fictional CP he would have been less of a danger to minors on the Internet I guess. Can’t prove it though

    • @CribabyCryptid
      @CribabyCryptid Před měsícem +5

      @@brucecamp4448 Both also don't shower lets not forget that!

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Před měsícem +21

      There once was a time I thought Chris Chan was the lowest a human could fall.
      Oh christ I was so wrong

  • @thecolorpurple4807
    @thecolorpurple4807 Před měsícem +519

    11:52
    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
    Jupiter doesn’t wipe, he lets it crust.

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle Před měsícem +539

    This is like Chris Chan destroying his medallion for his fake girlfriends, Jupiter's "girl" is definitely a troll lmao

    • @jnap8553
      @jnap8553 Před měsícem +24

      Now he's known as the neighborhood arsonist. Not inaccurate.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem +17

      I'd kill to see a bluespike deal with Jupiter.
      I'd have zero sympathy for him

    • @TheAzure_Guardian
      @TheAzure_Guardian Před měsícem +1

      @@harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy which saga?

    • @pabloschweinsteiger3954
      @pabloschweinsteiger3954 Před měsícem +1

      Breaking his Playstation was hilarious.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před měsícem

      @@Mewdo45 I wonder what Jupiter's BlueSpike would be like

  • @FinkDaMushyCat
    @FinkDaMushyCat Před měsícem +395

    With how greasy Jupiter is... Kinda surprise that he didn't go up in flames too

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 Před měsícem +366

    I'm actually very relieved that Jupiter is so ineffective at starting fires

    • @scottoleson1997
      @scottoleson1997 Před měsícem

      You a brony or something?

    • @glitchyboi-nk1qv
      @glitchyboi-nk1qv Před měsícem +37

      @@scottoleson1997 brony or not it’s a good thing Jupiter’s inept at it, cause that’s 1 less reason he’s a danger

    • @scottoleson1997
      @scottoleson1997 Před měsícem +3

      @@glitchyboi-nk1qv yeh, but bronies and furries are people I don’t want to ever give the benefit of the doubt. 9/10 times they’re creepin on someone, or an animal.

    • @localcommenter4853
      @localcommenter4853 Před měsícem +29

      @@scottoleson1997ok but op is just stating that a creep like Jupiter is bad at lighting fires and not much else

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat Před měsícem +3

      @@scottoleson1997 lol

  • @flora4547
    @flora4547 Před měsícem +193

    Never touching nicotine was the best decision i ever made, thank you crack

  • @TeethSink
    @TeethSink Před měsícem +324

    Is this going to be a tipping point? "I had to watch my humunculous pony wife and children burn inside a McDonald's bag....that's why I spoke to that 13 year old."

    • @ThePokeproject
      @ThePokeproject Před měsícem +3

      I'm sure that excuse will come out at some point!

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Před měsícem +17

      The burning fluff from inside the pony must’ve resulted in a compound similar to nicotine

    • @UncleBuck3t
      @UncleBuck3t Před měsícem

      "um, she's 15 akshually" 🤓

    • @TeethSink
      @TeethSink Před měsícem +13

      @@RickyRiceB "well, when combined with my acute hybrid sense of smell and the .. despair of watching loved ones perish at mine own hand..*sigh* ..it was a potent brew...an elixir of madness one might say...I should have known better, but, alas, ..my damned blood won't give me peace."

    • @lolcowexterminationservices
      @lolcowexterminationservices Před měsícem +3

      ​@@TeethSinkI heard... Oh God I heard that in his voice.

  • @phillylove7290
    @phillylove7290 Před měsícem +269

    The smell of 3-4 years of Jupiters load soaked stuffed pony dolls burning must have been extreme.

  • @VoldasTeperas
    @VoldasTeperas Před měsícem +682

    This sounds like the unholy chimera of a Chris-chan arc and Larson arc
    Edit: How fucking funny would it be if his new GF is just Linda Binda trollin

    • @WGGplant
      @WGGplant Před měsícem +21

      shes definitely a troll whoever "she" is

    • @beckc101ify
      @beckc101ify Před měsícem +3

      I wouldn't rule it out!

    • @wiwysova
      @wiwysova Před měsícem

      ​@@WGGplant R@cist

    • @zal7782
      @zal7782 Před měsícem +12

      Nah Linda prefers to use actual children

    • @brTk-a26sL-yh4mz
      @brTk-a26sL-yh4mz Před měsícem +2

      This freak wishes he was Chis Chan or Larson lol

  • @NastyNate707
    @NastyNate707 Před měsícem +121

    His girl “Jess” is guaranteed an undercover troll and I’m here for it.

    • @jess2166_
      @jess2166_ Před měsícem +13

      why did the troll have to use my name😭😭😭😭 every time he says it a little piece of me dies inside😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @comradewolf4901
      @comradewolf4901 Před měsícem +2

      Legit , I am excitedly awaiting that reveal. 🤣

  • @Tylersmakeupcorner
    @Tylersmakeupcorner Před měsícem +1387

    Jupiter is so weird looking tbh

    • @connorscanlan2167
      @connorscanlan2167 Před měsícem +274

      It's not just how he looks. It's also how he moves, particularly his mouth. It's just so unnatural.

    • @intelligentcounterspell16
      @intelligentcounterspell16 Před měsícem +49

      Yeah they always are

    • @swisscheese821
      @swisscheese821 Před měsícem

      He looks like a hobo

    • @intelligentcounterspell16
      @intelligentcounterspell16 Před měsícem +133

      ​@@connorscanlan2167I'm not tossing hate but I clicked on the account that made this comment and...... let's just say, we shouldn't throw stones in a glass house 😂

    • @MidTennPews
      @MidTennPews Před měsícem +53

      The beard doesn't do anything for him at all. I have a similar style of facial hair and I'm about to go shave completely.

  • @takeawaykitty.
    @takeawaykitty. Před měsícem +162

    I love that he has to be reminded of what he did to his ponies every time he goes outside. That sidewalk is going to be stained permanently by the melted plastic.

    • @user-xs2bf6vb9t
      @user-xs2bf6vb9t Před měsícem +6

      (Whispers in your ear)
      ...I'm sorry...
      (Proceeds to tie you up and make you watch Rule 34 My Little Pony) 😂

    • @luxxers
      @luxxers Před měsícem

      @@user-xs2bf6vb9t??

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Před měsícem

      Average prank

  • @user-cj9dl2mi6q
    @user-cj9dl2mi6q Před měsícem +66

    "So I don't have to look at their faces"
    Haven't laughed that hard in a while
    1000+ year old vampire hybrid, struggles to light a paper bag

    • @CheezersDeluxe
      @CheezersDeluxe Před měsícem +2

      He's been in his coffin (group home) for over 1000yrs. Give him a break.
      First of all they probably don't let him around flammables. Number 2 he's only used to candle wicks and matches. Again he's 1000 +yrs old.

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 Před měsícem +268

    I like how he didn't even have the motivation to make or buy a fire pit. He just put it onto the concrete next to both grass and the house, then set it on fire.

    • @danielescobar7618
      @danielescobar7618 Před měsícem

      He has a whole cumbjar contingency to splash the flames

    • @WGGplant
      @WGGplant Před měsícem +18

      Only you can prevent Pony genocide

    • @lunxr_egg
      @lunxr_egg Před měsícem +16

      It’s what Sheratora would’ve wanted

    • @xmothersuperiorx8118
      @xmothersuperiorx8118 Před měsícem +9

      While it’s windy too 🙃

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 Před měsícem +6

      Twas a very seldom and respectful pony funeral alley fire

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama Před měsícem +136

    "Im waiting for the wind to take it out"
    ….that’s not how fire works, dude

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před měsícem +6

      But that’s how wildfires spread. 🤡🤡🤡

  • @actualcheetochomper
    @actualcheetochomper Před měsícem +117

    when i feel ugly i just look at Jupiter

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem +15

      Unless you're cyraxx or daniel

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Před měsícem +17

      ​@@Mewdo45I assume that person is comparing human looks, not goblinoid looks

    • @Heretowatchvideos123
      @Heretowatchvideos123 Před měsícem +2

      He looks like your profile pic

    • @actualcheetochomper
      @actualcheetochomper Před měsícem +9

      @@Heretowatchvideos123 do not diss my man chester chomper like that 😒

    • @NyxFvnnx
      @NyxFvnnx Před měsícem +3

      I am unattractive but I am drop dead gorgeous compared to Jupiter

  • @MSPaints
    @MSPaints Před měsícem +92

    How does someone who's a lord of darkness, and a werewolf and a ghost hunter and an angel and a demon have trouble lighting a paper bag? ... with a lighter.

    • @user-xs2bf6vb9t
      @user-xs2bf6vb9t Před měsícem +6

      I noticed he didn't burn his body pillow

    • @CaseysChevys
      @CaseysChevys Před měsícem

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem

      The same reason why the godess blue heart needs to take a plane

  • @jonathanwaswrong3917
    @jonathanwaswrong3917 Před měsícem +53

    _"This goes out to the doctor that CURED my beloved brother's CANCER... I forget his name..."_

  • @2doot
    @2doot Před měsícem +29

    16:39 the siren sounds in the background while hes burning shit is absolutely taking me tf out 💀

  • @skiba789
    @skiba789 Před měsícem +124

    He looks like a character you'd meet in RDR2

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Před měsícem +13

      The dude inviting you to “dinner” in the swamps of lemoyne 💀💀💀

    • @averychubbyshark7729
      @averychubbyshark7729 Před měsícem

      Exactly lol

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Před měsícem +6

      "come.. lets burn my pinecone cows.. it'll cleanse my sins"
      (old timey toy. you stick sticks into a pinecone and pretend it's a cow)

    • @BringBackAsbestos
      @BringBackAsbestos Před 28 dny +3

      @@blu7384at least that dude had a hot wife/sister…..Jupiter just fat greasy and alone…

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Před 28 dny

      @@BringBackAsbestos Nono that’s the Aberdeens there’s a dude in a shack in the middle of the swamps who baits you into his home with “dinner” before knocking you out & having his way with you 💀

  • @powharanger1660
    @powharanger1660 Před měsícem +59

    I live next to a group home and I have never been more relieved to not see smoke coming over the fence

    • @michaelhildebrandt1073
      @michaelhildebrandt1073 Před měsícem

      So like u do want to see smoke? Too many double negatives G

    • @Scruffy-qi3ik
      @Scruffy-qi3ik Před 29 dny +1

      @@michaelhildebrandt1073 pretty sure you're misreading it since the 2 negatives in the sentence don't apply to eachother. "never been more relieved" (very relieved) to "not see smoke coming over the fence." (self explanatory)

  • @shrimpchips5853
    @shrimpchips5853 Před měsícem +76

    Bro borrowed some of the wind from Daniel’s April breakout to save his ponies from the fire

    • @kiefrichards
      @kiefrichards Před měsícem +4

      a whisper lives on in the winds..."kale"....

  • @joberichardson3949
    @joberichardson3949 Před měsícem +74

    "Waiting for the wind to put it out", dangerously stupid.

  • @monkeychife
    @monkeychife Před měsícem +199

    Imagine walking outside to seeing Jupiter causally burning pony’s and being as chill about it as that dude was. The amount of trash on his floor speaks volumes for how much this group home is doing.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Před měsícem +21

      What state is he in?
      Group homes in the midwest where I'm at don't allow anyone with any kind of sex offenses in their group homes and attempting to do one is a instant ticket out. Same again for violence.

    • @ilikedog2334
      @ilikedog2334 Před měsícem

      ​@@sinjin8576Idaho

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem +1

      I'd ask the dude if hes satanic or something

    • @Rome64
      @Rome64 Před měsícem +8

      ​@sinjin8576 He's in Idaho from what older videos said, more than likely still there in regards of the group home

    • @gloslad2023
      @gloslad2023 Před měsícem +13

      ​@@sinjin8576as far as I know he's never actually been convicted of an sex offence. He's been caught chatting to minors or at least who he thinks are minors plenty of times but hopefully with the police having his devices it'll soon change conviction wise.

  • @BalthazarBullmann
    @BalthazarBullmann Před měsícem +58

    That boy ain’t right.

  • @TheGuidingMoonlight
    @TheGuidingMoonlight Před měsícem +68

    The perpetual Reddit mod look always twists my head, both Jup and Nova look so similar

  • @ryanfilancia
    @ryanfilancia Před měsícem +46

    that melted toxic goop will not be feeding any grass my poor predator friend

  • @Graggle_Gabagool
    @Graggle_Gabagool Před měsícem +26

    "The ash will become food for the grass" oh yeah, the chemical toy ponies. The grass will love that XD

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 Před měsícem +81

    I swear he actively tries to be as disheveled as humanly possible.
    I feel like satan would have higher standards for his vessel on the mortal plane tbh

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Před měsícem +4

      Satan is rolling in his grave

    • @kevinkrebs1412
      @kevinkrebs1412 Před měsícem +2

      now i am imagining Jupiter in a red seersucker suit

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 Před měsícem

      I look fucked up on purpose as a way to call beauty bullshit, and even then I'm not like THIS.

    • @berzerkthejerk36
      @berzerkthejerk36 Před měsícem

      Bro is permanently greasey

    • @woolyneptune317
      @woolyneptune317 Před měsícem +1

      I hate bronies, I don't get their obsession with me

  • @Mad3bunny
    @Mad3bunny Před měsícem +48

    Who wants to bet that Jupiter already has bought a new set of pony toys that are hidden from us?

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem

      Dude would probably start a harem

  • @intelligentcounterspell16
    @intelligentcounterspell16 Před měsícem +47

    He could've found a torch . I mean no lighter fluid? WHAT KIND OF PYRO IS HE😂

    • @pencerism
      @pencerism Před měsícem +5

      a "dab tourch" is just a normal torch. people use them for dabs yeah, i do too, but they aren't associated with them directly.

    • @intelligentcounterspell16
      @intelligentcounterspell16 Před měsícem

      @@pencerism ok Ill change it lol u know what I ment

    • @intelligentcounterspell16
      @intelligentcounterspell16 Před měsícem

      @@pencerism I spelled torch wrong too lol

    • @ex-wr2ti
      @ex-wr2ti Před měsícem

      "pyro"

  • @obscureenigma
    @obscureenigma Před měsícem +54

    This is Chris Chan level of trolling.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před měsícem +6

      I prefer this over some “Management team” coercing someone into doing stupid shit in public.

    • @obscureenigma
      @obscureenigma Před měsícem +8

      @@ChillHills I agree. Horrorcows should be dealt with and ridiculed but not at the expense of the innocent public.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem

      No joke Chris went through something similar with the whole sonichu medallion destruction thing

    • @comradewolf4901
      @comradewolf4901 Před měsícem

      @@obscureenigma THIS

  • @alkatraztsubasa
    @alkatraztsubasa Před měsícem +18

    despite him going down two stair-steps like a toddler, its hard to imagine his group home just lets him… wander

  • @TYPHON2713
    @TYPHON2713 Před měsícem +20

    I'm not trolling. I legitimately am diagnosed as schizoaffective. And these people ESPECIALLY jupiter, make my episodes and delusions seem very tame by comparison 😂 big ups Smokey🎉your videos always make me literally lol. Helps my mental health 😅

  • @RecklessInternetting
    @RecklessInternetting Před měsícem +40

    Can Jupiter say anything that wasn't originally from some D-tier anime? Every sentence he says sounds like its a line from a fanfic

  • @Trustmewhenisay
    @Trustmewhenisay Před měsícem +40

    “But yeah..”
    The chemicals from the plastic in those ponies will KILL the grass Corbin. Fertilize, lol!

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy Před měsícem +34

    I love his statement of "you're going to have to tell me the wild story about how you contracted cancer" like cancer is the common cold.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před měsícem +9

      He said it as if he got an STI.

    • @MISS_U_JAHSEH
      @MISS_U_JAHSEH Před 24 dny

      😭

    • @Charcuterie123
      @Charcuterie123 Před 12 dny

      Based on how he was talking about it, it seems as if it was a type of cancer caused by HPV which is sexually transmitted.

  • @Qwerty-lp5jf
    @Qwerty-lp5jf Před měsícem +20

    I think whatever doesn't burn he's gonna throw away

  • @MidTennPews
    @MidTennPews Před měsícem +156

    I've been in a Cyraxx wormhole the last week. Seems the goblin has been calling out Akron PD directly and making threats. Jupiter content is a welcome change.

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle Před měsícem +15

      The smartest thing for anyone to do is to threaten the police lmao

    • @Adam-hs9ft
      @Adam-hs9ft Před měsícem +7

      This dude is basically cyrax but if he was a brony

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle Před měsícem +6

      ​@Adam-hs9ft no Jupiter doesn't have the rage like Cyraxx and people actually get a chance to talk

    • @deadmanj9279
      @deadmanj9279 Před měsícem +1

      Which channels have you been watching that have been covering him recently?

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 Před měsícem +9

      I feel bad for the Akron PD.
      Compared to the crazys they deal with on a daily basis chance takes the cake

  • @artaxerxesgp
    @artaxerxesgp Před měsícem +27

    Random 15-year old spoken to Jupiter “ Immolate the false effigies in the name of our dark lord”. Jupiter takes a moment to sturdy himself before departing to collect a Bic lighter to perform the dark deed….

    • @DeepFriedHallelujah
      @DeepFriedHallelujah Před měsícem +3

      In his mind it was 100% a pivotal plot point for the regarded high fantasy pr0n he thinks he’s the protagonist in

    • @naherathe
      @naherathe Před 16 dny

      lmao immolate is so funny idk why

  • @RiftRunnersTCG
    @RiftRunnersTCG Před měsícem +35

    The whole insincere "I'm sorry, now stop being mad at me" tactic of people like this is so infuriating. All the lolcows do it.

  • @GEN10HOLOPILOT
    @GEN10HOLOPILOT Před měsícem +13

    Jupiter‘s gonna pull a Chris Chan but instead of selling rocks, he’s gonna be selling pony ashes.

  • @Davidpostingshid
    @Davidpostingshid Před měsícem +177

    Jupiter looks like that dirty guy from Dragon Ball that knocks people out with his stink.

    • @connorscanlan2167
      @connorscanlan2167 Před měsícem +45

      Don't do my man Bacterian like that. Bacterian may have never bathed once in his life, but he's far and away a better human than Jupiter.

    • @memekingDthird
      @memekingDthird Před měsícem +26

      ​​@@connorscanlan2167 Bacterian may be a gross guy, but at least he ain't a diddler like Jupiter. Definitely a way better guy

    • @Dman1456757
      @Dman1456757 Před měsícem +19

      Bacterian might be an alcoholic homeless person, but he's still many times more valuable to society than Jupiter.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Před měsícem +8

      Bacterian stans report in!

    • @connorscanlan2167
      @connorscanlan2167 Před měsícem +2

      @@sinjin8576 You have to be pat down to make sure you're not bringing in hand sanitizer.

  • @satans_scrilla4844
    @satans_scrilla4844 Před měsícem +48

    Bro, what's his caregiver doing while he's out burning ponies

    • @momomomo69
      @momomomo69 Před měsícem +12

      Right? Surely this would count as "being a danger to yourself and others"

    • @satans_scrilla4844
      @satans_scrilla4844 Před měsícem +5

      @@momomomo69 oh the black guy is definitely one of the staff of the group home. I didn't finish the video until now.

    • @SatansLilHelper616
      @SatansLilHelper616 Před měsícem +4

      Bc they don't care in a recent vid jupiter was talking too lindabinda about blackmailing minors, and Linda says "can i say hi to your staff" and you hear the staff off screen say "no" 💀they all do not care and it's sad

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M Před měsícem

      Getting paid. This is the majority of group homes btw.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M Před měsícem

      ​@@SatansLilHelper616 A certified county group home staff moment.

  • @Snowymae
    @Snowymae Před měsícem +26

    This group home doesn’t seem to supervise much

  • @televisedentity
    @televisedentity Před měsícem +25

    Think he’s gonna keep the ashes of his pony waifu. What’s he gonna do with them? Think he’s gonna either eat it, smear himself with it, or do you think he’ll go into forbidden necromancy?

  • @cavern.ghostland
    @cavern.ghostland Před měsícem +25

    DOES THIS WALKING SKID MARK KNOW WHAT A SHOWER AND BRUSH IS? my god every time I have the misfortune of seeing it his hair bugs the hell outta me

    • @trashcanrizz
      @trashcanrizz Před měsícem +2

      Same bro, I take care of my hair a lot and seeinf his hair just… FUCK 🥹

    • @berzerkthejerk36
      @berzerkthejerk36 Před měsícem

      I k ow I was just saying he always looks greasy as fuck

  • @yaboityrone168
    @yaboityrone168 Před měsícem +19

    why does every lolcow that thinks they're some divine being like my little pony has to be some correlation

    • @ZeepAtomic
      @ZeepAtomic Před měsícem +6

      This is why I prefer Littlest Pet Shop.

    • @JNDeaux
      @JNDeaux Před měsícem +3

      The intersection of autism and narcissism.

  • @brandonhanson9412
    @brandonhanson9412 Před měsícem +11

    "I will let the /wind/ put out the ashes, of course!" -Jupiter the Arsonist

  • @UltraNAGO
    @UltraNAGO Před měsícem +20

    That's what nicotine does to someone.

  • @nikebellend
    @nikebellend Před měsícem +18

    "So this is My last chance to say goodbye to everyone."
    Doesn't say goodbye, and tries to light it instantly.
    Sorry Sherratore (or however it's spelled) Vaush would have treated you so much better.

  • @ministerofasia7392
    @ministerofasia7392 Před měsícem +19

    i swear, he looks more and more like he crawled out of a ditch with every passing day

  • @pbruh
    @pbruh Před měsícem +60

    Jupiter is really one of the crazier horrorcows… but no one can beat Nick Bate

    • @VoldasTeperas
      @VoldasTeperas Před měsícem +8

      I was having a good day till you made me remember him... Thank for that lol

    • @FanfictionWoes
      @FanfictionWoes Před měsícem +11

      *sighs* I guess I know what I’m searching after this

    • @VoldasTeperas
      @VoldasTeperas Před měsícem

      ​@@FanfictionWoes
      czcams.com/video/H8XQjm1hjtA/video.htmlsi=fRPfRvnwwApHNBtB this is probably the best summary of him

    • @glitchyboi-nk1qv
      @glitchyboi-nk1qv Před měsícem +4

      @@FanfictionWoes Cecil McFly and EdgyPenguin covered him, be warned, you don’t wanna eat while watching it

    • @lukapie
      @lukapie Před měsícem

      tbh when i first saw nick bate i thought he was a it funny looking yet cute but when i did research on him i was so disgusted like jeez louise keep your kinks or well fetishes to yourself mann..

  • @deadmanj9279
    @deadmanj9279 Před měsícem +183

    Jupiter the Hybrid is a predator.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Před měsícem +12

      Just like that sicko the white bowser

    • @Adam-hs9ft
      @Adam-hs9ft Před měsícem +9

      He's a hybrid of chris chan and larson

    • @General_Alek
      @General_Alek Před měsícem +5

      you feel superior about yourself for typing that?

    • @toxicrunner10zholo90
      @toxicrunner10zholo90 Před měsícem +1

      Oh really

    • @vultusalbus4216
      @vultusalbus4216 Před měsícem +3

      Jupiter and other PDF files bring shame upon the actual PDF format. Now Zoomers are resorting to Pages or Microsoft Word format every time they export their homework

  • @DBWave94
    @DBWave94 Před měsícem +10

    Blud got thay Croods look goin on

  • @gyozanomics
    @gyozanomics Před měsícem +15

    If there's one thing I definitely don't associate with predators, it's arson.
    Oh wait no that's exactly the thing I associate with predators.

  • @DangleeenAnkle
    @DangleeenAnkle Před měsícem +15

    There's a lot to unpack here but he keeps saying "the wind will put it out" 😂 he's so regarded it reminds me of Cobes and the French fries incident. Love how he clearly has no control over the situation but tries to act like he does😂😂😂

    • @user-xs2bf6vb9t
      @user-xs2bf6vb9t Před měsícem +1

      (Whispers in your ear)
      ...I'm sorry...
      (Proceeds to make you watch LemonParty)

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure Před měsícem

      "stawwp...gawdammit" 😂 Cobes can be a bit of work but that french fries video is gold .

  • @Farcorporate
    @Farcorporate Před měsícem +43

    Jupiter the kinda guy to go to a costume party as a pile of clothes, wearing only 1 layer

  • @Vaw.
    @Vaw. Před měsícem +14

    I love how he’s so much a failure he can’t even get the burning ponies in frame

  • @jonathanwaswrong3917
    @jonathanwaswrong3917 Před měsícem +11

    _"All this burnt plastic will feed the grass. Burnt plastic makes plants grow."_

  • @SniffyTugBoat
    @SniffyTugBoat Před měsícem +13

    if it was anyone other than Jupiter, I'd almost say those lens obstructions were purposeful. artful, even.

  • @hiramjung8149
    @hiramjung8149 Před měsícem +2

    The cinematography was so perfect I cried you could really feel the emotions in this work of art.

  • @magnumvectoscope3882
    @magnumvectoscope3882 Před měsícem +17

    hes perfecting the homeless look here.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Před měsícem +1

      The greasy, shaggy thinning hair is truly a look.

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama Před měsícem +10

    Him talking with the sirens in the background is comedy gold

  • @gloslad2023
    @gloslad2023 Před měsícem +4

    Right next to what looks like a wooden cladded house!! So much for his wrangler!
    The sirens in the background are certainly appropriate! 😂

  • @Mrs.Envy723
    @Mrs.Envy723 Před měsícem +5

    14:42 I’m on shrooms genuinely just got frightened lmao

  • @Niko15TOA
    @Niko15TOA Před měsícem +4

    He went to the route of Chris Chan. Thoes who didn't learn the history are doomed to repeat it. Fucking classic.

  • @princeshaa
    @princeshaa Před měsícem +7

    had a new guy start at my job and from a distance my heart dropped. this dude is like identical to jupiter and hes just as socially awkward lol.

    • @alkatraztsubasa
      @alkatraztsubasa Před měsícem +3

      just dont make eye contact and hold your breath when walking by

    • @NyxFvnnx
      @NyxFvnnx Před měsícem

      Oh god

  • @greasedood7263
    @greasedood7263 Před měsícem +6

    The firetruck in the background 💀

  • @ChristinaUniverse-lq1ex
    @ChristinaUniverse-lq1ex Před měsícem +11

    I bet those aren't the real ones, those are backup ponies!

    • @user-xs2bf6vb9t
      @user-xs2bf6vb9t Před měsícem +2

      (Whispers in your ear)
      Proceeds to make you hold Jupiter's 'real pony collection, the ones that are stuck together and smell quite musky

    • @NyxFvnnx
      @NyxFvnnx Před měsícem

      ​@@user-xs2bf6vb9t I'm going to cry

  • @NeonGlowMan
    @NeonGlowMan Před měsícem +18

    Confused him again with Nova and was wondering how Nova suddenly grew a shrub

  • @NotReallyThatBritish
    @NotReallyThatBritish Před měsícem +9

    I can’t believe he set his entire family on fire

    • @TashiH541
      @TashiH541 Před měsícem

      Was the ween inspired by Debra Green or Gene Keidel?

  • @nerfworthy218
    @nerfworthy218 Před měsícem +6

    I live nearby Jupiter, unfortunately. It's been QUITE windy, hot, and dry here. We have a lot of brush fires here and now I know why.

  • @GeorgeDragon_
    @GeorgeDragon_ Před měsícem +5

    that poor pony im glad its finally finding peace

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před měsícem +7

    20:50 Ash from burnt plastic is going to kill plants, not nourish them. It's nothing like volcanic ash, which isn't ash, either, it's microscopic shards of glass and rock. He is so smooth brained.

  • @Wisdomape
    @Wisdomape Před měsícem +13

    Jesus he’s devolving

  • @keeferreefer
    @keeferreefer Před měsícem +19

    lol, waiting for the wind to blow out a massive fire?

  • @shoktek420
    @shoktek420 Před měsícem +3

    Volcanic ash creating the state of Idaho is the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard in my life

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Před měsícem

      God took the lava and ash and used it to 3D print the landscape, roads, buildings and powerlines

  • @gremlinz5873
    @gremlinz5873 Před měsícem +5

    Jupiter,Tony,cyrax,and the white bowser are all mega preds

  • @DanielMartin-rd6pm
    @DanielMartin-rd6pm Před měsícem +25

    Sobriety is boring but Smokey you help pass the time continued success

    • @jypsumfantastic
      @jypsumfantastic Před měsícem +2

      Its ok to be bored sometimes 🙂

    • @saladin3273
      @saladin3273 Před měsícem +3

      Hedonism is overrated. Embrace sobriety.
      More to life than getting hammered.

    • @DanielMartin-rd6pm
      @DanielMartin-rd6pm Před měsícem

      I don’t drink don’t like to be touched my vice is the herb

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Před měsícem

      But yall ever ate slow roasted bbq brisket?

    • @DanielMartin-rd6pm
      @DanielMartin-rd6pm Před měsícem

      Yes but it’s been a long time

  • @davidblank420
    @davidblank420 Před měsícem +31

    Someone get this weird girl some shaving and hygiene supplies.

  • @Thatoneguy73822
    @Thatoneguy73822 Před měsícem +9

    I swear, if this dude is really a Pisces, I'm changing my birthday. I don't wanna share an astrological sign with someone like him(?)

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před měsícem +5

    I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he acts like this, or the fact that he actually thinks he's threatening.

    • @alkatraztsubasa
      @alkatraztsubasa Před měsícem

      ive seen more threatening shit in the toilet than this thing-body

  • @pillbug4401
    @pillbug4401 Před měsícem +7

    Did he just become a family annihilator

  • @lookingoverjordan
    @lookingoverjordan Před měsícem +7

    Question: If the ponies are alive (in theory)… then isn’t this just more harm as an offering…? IDK, I’m not a demon vampire werewolf god… maybe it works different…🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @mistermetalskull3107
    @mistermetalskull3107 Před měsícem +1

    8:18 - LMFAO best part. The little whisper, "I'm sorry..."👌🤣🤘

  • @banditodestiny
    @banditodestiny Před měsícem +8

    I know that shit smelled absolutely STANK for miles around

  • @wildwestwanderer1903
    @wildwestwanderer1903 Před měsícem +5

    I think that stream is the only time I've ever seen this dude wearing a shirt

  • @Shampaggin
    @Shampaggin Před měsícem +3

    I like how there's a literal cow wrangler in this one.

  • @Swindle1984
    @Swindle1984 Před měsícem +7

    He thinks burning polyester will fertilize the grass?

    • @NyxFvnnx
      @NyxFvnnx Před měsícem

      He has the brain of a 7 year old

  • @Shanetronic
    @Shanetronic Před měsícem +3

    Jupiter looks like Bluto from Popeye the Sailer 🤣

  • @gayforbrae5693
    @gayforbrae5693 Před měsícem +7

    my guy really said yea let me go somewhere less windy
    and then stood directly in the wind and let a fire 1ft away from his house blow towards it
    are you trying to burn a pony or commit insurance fraud my guy

  • @guyonline8970
    @guyonline8970 Před měsícem +1

    jupiter gotta be one of my favorite modern lolcows. just the way he speaks is so entertaining and like his mannerisms and shit. so good

  • @desih8901
    @desih8901 Před měsícem +1

    The hype on this guy has died down too much, thank you for still keeping us updated and posting about him,WE APPRECIATE YOU

  • @Zoomygoony
    @Zoomygoony Před měsícem +5

    Omg he has a shirt on
    That’s a first